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BALLS!!!
shes just pulling the poop out of his ass
I believe this is on purpose and the poster is supposed to be funny?
I concur completely.
an ad that says outdoor waterpark now open
noice the bikini flippers and goggles
I dont know whats more fail, the fact that hes spraying web out of his ass or that i noticed the flippers before i saw the ass web thing.
Well obviously they can’t use the real spiderman – they would get sued. Obviously a deliberate add.
ok so its a spiderman with flippers and goggles? and ass-web. mybe he is training to be a diver and the web is so he can reel himself back up to the boat?
Getting ready to surf the web?
This is in Korea.
I have a picture of myself with this very poster in Jeju.
Yes, it is a funny poster intentionally.
why is spidey wearing flippers?
He’s gonna prove that spiders CAN swim!
and goggles!
It says spa valley in the upper right, so…boom. tough actin’ tinactin’.
Right… flippers… because that’s what’s making this pic so odd.
On the lower right-hand corner, it reads, “Outdoor Water Park Now Open”.
That was my question as well…
well at least the web coming out the ass is more spider like…
i always wondered why the super spider gene would make the webs come out of his wrists instead of somewhere on his bottom, i think the asians got it right on this one
why the hell is that chick so pissed off? does she not like spider man’s junk?
Looks more scared to me.
it looks like she is disgusted
How would you feel if you were hanging onto a web coming out of one’s ass??
she rele wants to go to the waterpark thats why
IIRC the web is not a result of the “spider gene”. It’s artificial, a device he built (and which any materials scientist or engineer would commit murder to get his hands on).
you are the flash, you where faster
In comics version , yes .
But in the popular media such as TV ,in Spiderman Movie( part 1) it’s clearly shown that he shoots his webs out of his wrists(not necessarily controlled).
Which makes people confused.
Movies always mess things up when they turn comics into movies.
Don’t worry, its not like its real or anything
Err.. no it was only in the movies where he shoots web from his wrists witought any devices.
Since they turned Peter Parker into a total idiot in the movies… he didn’t have the brains to build the device. So they made it a genetical fluke.
The only comic that actually tought of making him shoot teh web from his wrist was in the *WHAT IF* series. And he ended up mutating even further as a spider; 6 arms spider head.. etc.
In the comics, Peter Parker had BRAINS!!! I totally hate the movie version.
So Great idea to make him F*A*R*T the web. In your face hollywood.
I tried to tell my husband, who reads way too many comics, that the webs shoot out of Spiderman’s rear like a real spider, but he built a contraption to make it come from his wrists. This way, it’s in continuity for all versions of the story.
i think it was built in most tv shows too
He tried to sell it once as an industrial adhesive, but no one wanted to buy it because it was designed to disintegrate after a short period of time. Venom had biological web shooters, though, didn’t he?
(Sorry, I only read a little bit of the comic a long time ago, so I don’t know as much as I should.)
YES, venom had them, a product of contact with peaterparker. they shot from the top of his hands
The “Spider-Gene” has nothing to do with the webs. Peter Parker has build mechanical Websprayers himself. At least in the Comics.
imagine having a mechanical web sprayer device inserted up your rectum like a suppository, man that is a recipe for serious piles.
He doesn’t produce webs from his wrists or his ass. He created the webs and the webslingers on his own because he’s a genius. Unlike yourself.
Um, to all my fellow comic nerds that are trying to show off to the “norms” by babbling about “well, the natural webbing was only in the movies, he has mechanical web-shooters in the comics”….let me point out that for a couple of years (recent years in fact–’05-’07), Spider-Man did indeed have biological web-shooters instead of mechanical ones. So lay off the Muggles, eh?
The only did that to match up with what hollywood did.
I see the fail, the flippers don’t match his costume.
But they match the net.
She’s fishing for potatoes?
She found the right place to do so! Even though Spidey is no vicar (as far as I know).
It’s his altar ego.
He dresses as a priest to sneak up on his pray?
*goodluckfortodaysqueeze*
and swings from webs to keep his cheeks rosery
*thanksandsqueezesback*
Good luck!
*squeeze*
Thanks! *squeeze*
*moregoodlucksqueezes*
*joins the communion in squeezes*
Wait, WIK, the thing today, it’s not something…nasty?
*takes a step back*
*SQUEEZES Czuhc*
Welcome back! Where have you been?
Welcome back from the holies!
*squeeze*
*SQUEEZE*
It’s great to be back! I had someone bring my wishes to you all, but not a lot of people noticed.
Switzerland/Italy/France (check MS in a couple of days. I’ll check your pics later today).
No mistake: it was also great to be THERE!
Kinda new but *Squidgysmoochsqueeze*
Squidgysmoochysqueezy cheese, the only cheese you can squidgysmoochsqueeze?
Hey, Czuhc! We noticed, but I, for one, did not entirely trust that the good-wish-bringer was authentic.
I wouldn’t want to cross him if that is where he webs from.
It’d be pretty entertaining to see him swing from building to building ass-first though, you gotta admit.
2nd!
@ Jam: Yeah, you got it! BTW – why didn’t you reply to my comment on desperatehousewifes.com?
So thats how you shot web!
Asian copyright infringement is the BEST copyright infringement!
well yes and your a little less likely to be fined or imprisoned for it… so why not
Translation, please?
Look at the picture. Do you really want to know?
Hmmm… yes. Kinda. Spiderman wearing flippers and shitting out a net through his ripped pants? A girl in a bikini who appears to be angry at Spideys ass hanging on said net? Yes, I wanna know.
me too. i really can’t imagine what it’s supposed to mean. some bullshit about spiderman coming out 2009?
me2
just an ad for a water park in daegu, korea.
it’s a joke. as someone mentioned before. his web really wouldn’t be coming out of his wrists.
How the hell is this an ad? What does it say on his web? I live in Daegu and my husband wanted to go to Spa Valley for the embryotic fluid tub.
Oops, just scrolled down lmao.
My wife is Korean and she explained the add is for a giant outdoor water park/spa. The text on the bottom right says, “Open for the 2009 season”. Spiderman is saying, “This summer for sure I’m gonna go”. The park really has nothing to do with Spiderman and my wife can’t explain why he would be in the add or why Mary Jane is pissed. The Spa is in Daegu, it’s a city but not Seoul or Busan, a little more out of date.
Hey now, Daegu may not be Seoul, but it’s not totally clueless. They know exactly what kind of joke they’re making here.
Well, what kind is it? Care to enlighten me?
thats quite the tapeworm he has there.
Translation: “ever get that impacted feeling, well with our product there is a solution
Thanks! Can you tell, which “impacted feeling” they mean? And what is the solution?
Constipation, and have a woman in a bikini pull it out.
Still none the wiser about the flippers though.
It does explain her angry face…
She’s a coprophiliac, she loves her job. That’s her O face.
*Googles Coprophiliac*
*Shudders*
Never talk about that again
I guess that’s why Google exists: to let the slow people catch up.
Was I expected to know the definition of Coprophiliac?
Sadly enough, it’s a word I know well. I’m a dog trainer and have had several people with dogs that love poo.
maybe the flippers are some sort of reason why he can’t go to the bathroom anymore? he weares goggles too… maybe he was really deep down in the sea and now feels the compression
I am gonna run so fast when she screams ‘thar she blows’.
0.0
is there a meaning in the symbols that are painted on his back, too?
The symbols on his back say “spa” – if you go to the website it shows, that’s looks to be Spa Valley’s trademark…..
spa-derman?
uuuuh now i get it!
Funny idea. Moinid. Here one more funny spiderman idea http://yayeveryday.com/post/1102
I just typed that url into my browser.
I totally want to go there. Looks like fun!
have anyone ever gotten close to thinking about anything that even gets close to this thing?
I got close.
I’ve heard of pulling things out of your ass, but this is ridiculous!
That’s Korean in case you’re wondering.
Spiderman, Spiderman, can do whatever a Spider ca- Oh my god, someone call the police!
Is it okay if I call you Frank?
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must be referred to as such, isn’t that right
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Hm. This makes conversation a little tricky.
Spiderman, take back the web.
You can take your web and shove it up your. . .
…Dérrier, and then you can…
Mornin’ Moomin
…appreciate my dairy air.
How do.
Brings a whole new meaning to “pulling a joke out of my arse”.
and if the bikini-lady would climb a bit faster, it would bring a new fragment to the saying of “to have one’s head stuck up one’s arse” too
Fail Blog’s confusing me, this fail wasn’t up 5 minutes ago when i checked in!
And look how many people comment in that time!
Always look at the recent comments box to see what is happening, that usually indicates what the latest fail is even when it doesn’t show on the front page.
That’s how I found it!
*squeeze*
There’s also a secret fail on failblog that can only be found by looking for it. It never appeared on the main page so I have no idea how the first person found it to comment on it.
Is that the one with the chicken and the bottle of Tequila?
No, the one with the mankini, the pygmy moose, bowl of custard and cattle-prod.
Excellent clickie BTW.
we must prepare for the attack
My first impression was that she was poking him in the umgrummets with an umbrella. I don’t know anything about comic book characters!
WTF?
no wonder that the girl looks grossed out… but “Not kennt kein Gebot!” btw…. if this is Spidermans standard product on the loo …. Mr. Crapper should invent a new, improved “valveless flushing device”….. or the toilet will be soon out of order!!
crack spider man crack spider man
he crawls up buildings looking for
crack spider man crack spider man
Translation Please??
Spiderman’s s**t under him. He’s the new s*x symbol of the century. *squeeze all female American losers*
Not sure how to put a polite spinnerette on this one.
looks like the net is pretty shitty today…
Hur hur hur
Are you stupid? Where is fail here? It is totally original drawing made on purpose!
Welcome to FailBlog. New here, or is the ol’ brain not working today?
Web addict ?
i just do’t understand the flippers
I love the asians!
I want one
Why is he wearing flippers and goggles? Is he under water or something? Also if his web powers came out of his ass then you think his suit would be more accustomed instead of a big rip.
Obviously a joke. Not a good one, but still. Failblog fails again.
For some reason, I don’t think Korea would open a water park and place a spider man poster outside with a shit-web hanging out his ass with a girl attached to them. I don’t know why, but that just doesn’t seem like a big sign saying “Come to this water park!” Clearly, they were advertising the Water Park hence the goggles and flippers. But, Spider Man shitting a web? No way that’s a joke or prank.
I’m dying to know what it says.
Maybe the mary jane is pulling on his web to follow him to the pool
aaaaah i love japan
It’s Korean actually. But I still don’t get WHAT it is.
That’s some strong sh!t.
He ought to eat some cereals…fiber works against constipation issues…
“hey! that tickles!”
Korean Scuba Spiderman Anal Webbing FTW!
It’s a double spider man fail))))))))))
…What happens when he eats corn?
Marvel heroes. Never know what they’re going to pull out of their ass
At least this isn’t as crazy as Japanese Spiderman… CHANGE LEOPARDON!
he sure has some STRONG hemmhoriods……
only in japan
It’s more realistic than outa the wrist…
This is a case where being more realistic is a Fail.
Now that’s China for you. Hopefully no minors will ever see this picture… or their childhood hero might be… well… screwed xD
Ewww… Come on, Korea, you know better than that. Don’t stoop to Japan’s levels…
♪Spider-Fail Spider-Fail♪
HAHAHAHA! ROFLOL!
Flippers and a spidy web busting through his pants, out of his azz. HAHAHAHHAHA. And I think the girl climbing it just realized it’s spiderman crap.
its the new way to fart……
This is far too ridiculous to be pure coincidence, I think it was on purpose.
I want to yank his ass web!
This happened to my cat once, when he ate a lanyard.
I AM DIRECTLY BELOW THE SPIDEY’S SCROTUM!
This is just… buh… wah… guh…
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!
Japanese soda with spider ass web making it non-copyright by giving him flippers, goggles, and ass web?!?! This should be in Engrish.
In the upper it literally translates as “this coming summer you REALLY MUST GO!”
the killest, man…
I’m living in Korea right now. This is an advertisement for a water park in Daegu. The blue text says “Daegu spavalley, 2009 season open!” I can’t read all the red text but it says something “waterpark”. Thats why spidey is wearing flippers and goggles. Why the web is coming out his ass I have no idea, but in Korea you come to accept these things. This is far from the strangest thing I’ve seen here. In fact my first reaction upon seeing this picture was “why is this on failblog?” Also in Korea there arent really any copyright laws so using a trademarked image in this manner is perfectly legal. You see all manner of this here.
Spiderass win
Yeah Korea sucks ass when it comes to copyrights, they hacked all the Jap robot animes and made lousy horribles shows out of them.. Thats a big Fail.
Anyone wanna translate?
Who cares if he had natural/mechanical web shooter thingies? He has webs COMING OUT OF HIS ASS. Someone pls translate that sign!!!
I LOL’D
I went to the website labeled on the kiosk and it’s an ad for what looks like a kickass waterpark in Korea called Spa Valley.
http://www.spavalley.co.kr
Which would explain the flippers and goggles.
Got nothin for the ass web though.
Spiderman is totally grabbing the sky.
Well, if a spider can’t attract flies with a web that smells of shite, he might as WELL give it up as a bad job and go work in a water park.
Well I WAS a Huge Spider Man Fan Now Im Not Because everyone
Oops! A Error Everyone! a page said i Used This Comment already Don’t you just hate that? * Read the bottom comment*
I Used To Be Spider man Fan But Now Im Not Because everyone made fun of me! And My Comment is that The Japanize Need To Come To CA More Often. And Thats Spidermans poop! <:(P
Spiderman needs some Preparation H…
Spiderman: That aint webbing you’re holding on to honey!
Hapless Ginger lass: ahh sh!t not again! why is there so much??
It’s an ad for the opening of a Korean water park in Daegu.
However, the picture itself makes me wonder why anyone would want to go. Unless you, too, want to have the inexplicable talent to fart web. With chicks grabbing that. Which makes you then doubt the mental stability of the chicks in question.
|the kid|
Oh, the actual translation:
“Daegu ‘Spa Belly’ 2009 Season Open”
“Outdoor Water Park Opening”
and the little caption on the web says
“I GOTTA GO this coming summer!”
|the kid|
Sorry, it means “valley.”
Sounds/is written exactly the same in Korean…
FAIL
|the kid|
im so sorry.. im gay..
i’m korean. i can read korean. i can understand korean. i still don’t know WTF is going in this ad. par for the course.
WIN?
I think they completely misunderstood the concept of Spider Man.
LOLWUT xD
can you please remove this application? that sucks.
My first comment was never posted, so I’ll try it again. Can you please cite the source? I took the photo and somebody stole it off my site. A lot of the confusion and speculation about the ad would have been avoided if the source would have been cited. Thanks.
http://briandeutsch.blogspot.com/2009/06/spider-man-shoots-web-out-his-ass-woman.html
And what’s that floating in the pool? A Baby Ruth bar??
lol, Korea.
Lady, you have a choice. Fall stories to your death, or hang on to my dookieweb and live. And, no you can’t wash the smell off your hands.
its accurate in a way that real spiders releases their webs their asses
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1st!
you are a few (many)days late
you are 192nd
Did anyone else notice Spidey’s pants are about to split up the seam?
This is not really fail… I can read Korean (trilingual actually
)
The flippers are there to show how even a famous “celebrity” like spiderman wants to go to Spa Valley, a waterpark near the Korean city of Daegu. He’s trying to climb a wall thats blocking his way towards Spa Valley, and is helping the girl in the bikini by spraying web out of his ass as a rope. Now for the ass part… idk why they did that . I think its comic relief…
Well….technically that’s where the web comes from on a spider.
Gotham Daegu
The “Fail” is that they misspelled “Spider-Man”.
As for the organic webbing: the movies gave him organic webbing, the 616 comics switched to it right before the “Civil War” and then reverted to the web shooters once he was retconned by “Brand New Day”.
Venom has organic web shooters in the sense that the costume is alive and is using itself to make the webs. Spider-Man 2099 also has organic web shooters (which shot out of the back of his forearms).
The reason the webbing doesn’t shoots out of Spidey’s ass is that he doesn’t have a thorax of spinnerets. He built the web shooters and designed the webbing (including the modified versions) by himself.
It doesn’ t fail at all!
I even find it funny!It’s like the new coat with the hole to let the ipod earplugs pass;for spiderman,it’s the same thing,His “string”come out of it’s ass,goes through his suit,and then,out of his wrist.
This girl found the trick and went for the shortcut!
Who said fail?