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burn of the weak
♪ We don’t need no water let the mother F*^ker burn ♪
Oh, the irony.
♪ Burn baby burn! Disco inferno! ♫
♫ …cause when we kiss, it’s like fire. ♪
¶ And it burns, burns, burns, a ring of fire ¶
Major irony win.
No no no!!
That is FIRONY!!!!
hmmmm…. must be some new kind of marketing technique???
or not…
how do you explain this to your boss?
*Checks pic for signs of Dragon intervention*
Anyone think this may have been *FOOMage?
You think Cliff is a troll?
I don’t know, but do you think that is him on the other side of the van in khaki?
I believe so. I mean clearly he knew the extinguisher was photoshopped!!!11one!!!1 Nothing worse than a pretentious troll.
I was hired to do it! It was a demonstration. Their fire extinguishers could even put out dragon fire!
It was DW I tells ya! stopping us from ganging up and overthrowing the reign of terror!
this comment is destined to power a fail someday
The van is sitting behind Cliff’s building and I can see it out my office window. This has been providing a good laugh for some time… very ironic. Bit to their defense they did put the fire out so that’s good.
how’s that fire prevention?
they’ve got a fire engine
That, and the whole van didn’t burn up.
Yeah, if anything that is preparedness WIN. If any car has to catch fire, I’d much rather it be the one that’s full of fire extinguishers.
Then again i wouldnt want like 20 canisters in the back of my car exploding!
Hey the cabin has not been burnt, the extinguishers must work.
But I’m not sure Cliff works any more …
(… now he lives in a van downed by a fire).
Could be worse….
He could have that car from Planes, Trains, and Automobiles.
Link didn’t work Jules. I don’t know what I’ve done wrong.
it has a funny î in it to get around the filter.
Here is the ring I got for my wife. Designed it myself:
http(colon)
//filer.case.edu/txm69/Web%20(I)mages/
(custom%20plat%20ring) (dot) jpg
I took it out and replaced it with a normal ‘i’. I will try again.
This is a case of I will show you mine if you show me yours. TeeHeeeee!!!!
Naughty, isn’t it?
I showed everyone mine. Now it’s your turn.
GAH!!!
GRRRRRR!!!!!
Stupid computer!!! I can’t access your pic.
*gives up / goes home*
arent u already home typing that?
Jules, if someone else tries the link and succeed, I will throw myself out this high story building. *goes to her corner*
It didn’t work for me.
Good morning *squeeze* and thank you for keeping me sane Ms B.
*squeeze*
It’s not an easy job, but I guess somebody has to do it.
http(colon)//filer.case.edu/txm69/Web%20(I)mages/(custom%20plat%20ring)(dot)jpg
(colon) = :
(I) = I
(dot) = .
See if that works.
Ok, what belongs in place of the %20 spaces? I’ve tried dash (-) and underscore (_) and no spaces at all.
So, I took off everything past the txm69/ and there’s a ring set in the upper left corner. Is that it?
Unlocked Jules’ webpage did we? Are we supposed to? *hides*
I feel naked now.
Jules showed his jewels???
Yes that is our ring set, but there are better pictures of her ring from the ring maker. As far as the link the
(colon) = :
(I) = I
(dot) = .
Are the only things that should be changed. leave the %20 in they are the just way the site makes the page.
Also I am linking the youtube vidoe of our first dance. I am sorry about the sound it wasn’t a very good mic on the recorder and youtube throws a fit if you try to overlay the orginal song. Something about copyright protection.
Don’t know what you folks are doing wrong, I made it to the site. That’s an incredible ring, Jules! And you both dance divinely! *squeezies* to the happy couple!!!
Snazzy footwork there, jules! I love it!
Thank you,
It’s nice to see the lessons pay off.
Twinkle toes!! I am impressed!
That is a wwaayyy cool ring.
I know, right. Everyone see shows it too is astounded with it. It has a beauty in its simplicity.
I first got the idea from a jeweler that went out of business, because the owner had health issues. I used the idea and switched the shape and type of stone. I did some 3-D models and sent it off to a dealer who can make custom rings and that picture is the final product.
Jules, that is a beautiful ring! And you’re right, the dancing lessons did pay off. Your wife is a lucky, lucky woman. I just have to say, though, that you don’t look much like your avatar.
Does this work better for you?
http(colon)//filer.case.edu/txm69/Web%20(I)mages/Puppy(dot)jpg
He is one year old today.
*shakes head* Nope
Can you post it on flickr? I will try to post mine.
I can’t at this point my company blocks flicker, photobucket, and just about any photo upload site. The only thing I have is my personal website.
that is truly unique, I have never seen anything like it. beautiful.
What?! Did you get the original link to work? Share your secret, or we’ll prove that you way the same amount as a duck!
Did get the website as a whole to work, though!
Weigh. Stop mutitasking, self! *Headdesk*
poor Bearly, don’t muti-late your head the desk.
d’oh.
*fuzz’s noggin’ joins Bearly’s … ON the desk*
*puts pillows under fuzz and Bearly’s heads so they don’t hurt themselves*
I want to seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
My wife did not want the raised ring of a solitary so they said they could hammer set the stones into the ring. This way she does not have to worry about damaging or loosing the diamond.
Guys! It’s easy – just make sure you replace the (i) with a CAPITAL I. It won’t work with a lower case ‘i’.
It just suddenly worked! I copied and pasted from the second time Jules posted it, and all of a sudden it was there! Witch! Jules is a witch! Or maybe abstract! Or maybe Judy! But there’s a witch here somewhere!!!!
*Grabs pitchfork*
*hides pentagram in case Bearly gets the wrong idea!*
I can’t be a witch, witches don’t have wands, if you get my drift.
You deserve a raise!!!
*gives Ms B a 20,000 internetz/year raise*
‘Bout time I get some appreciation! Now, can you convince the CEO to approve the promotion that’s been sitting on his desk since January?
Since … January????
WTF 
*looks @ calendar*
Um…
Cliff Richard makes fire extinguishers now?!
Cliff Clavin more like.
Cheers!
Gimme a cold one, Woody.
It’s a dog-eat-dog world out there, and I’m wearing Milk-Bone underwear.
*noms brewski*
Wow! That’s not Norm-al!
Or do you mean NORML?
*cough cough* I don’t know what you mean!
Say, did you save me one of those Milk Bones? I have a serious case of the munchies.
Mmmm looks like a marshmellow. . . .
A Big, metal, marshmellow
That only Mr. Mangetout could eat (click my name).
Natural causes at 57? Couldn’t have been anything he ate.
Noooooooooo! Muuuuuum!
*hides Moomin under desk*
What in hell?
Mmmm, toasted marshmallow!
I assume that’s not any relative of yours, Moomin.
no more suspense — cliff’s should hang it up
LOL
They threw the extinguishers over the Cliff…
Fortunately they didn’t ask Cliff to drop over.
Didn’t I tell you? DO NOT SELL!
heh … a fire sale … somebody got taken for a ride …
Smokey The Bear was on vacation. Only he could have prevented this.
he was hibernating in the back
*squeeze*
lucky for him the fire didn’t spread.
*squeezeback*
it’s a tarp!!!!!1
The Bonfire of the Complete Mobile Service Vanities
They made a firebreak to prevent future fires
My uncle believed in fighting fire with fire, that’s why they threw him out the fire department.
Well he needed to be fired for that, so I agree.
Hopefully he cooled his flames afterward.
(lets make fire puns)
Cliff was a real flamer, not the brightest spark
Burned by his own method.
well, Cliff really sorted out my crotch fire in any case
You should have a professional look at it. Cliff’s credentials are questionable.
that’s how I got the crotch fire in the first place! damned professionals
Sue them till they’re fired.
(I’ll try to keep the fire puns alive and burning bright)
therwith you won’t set the world on fire
*douses granny’s crotch with fire retardant*
Better?
ah!!!!!!!
*lol* lol
Screw these guys, next time my house is on fire, I’ll just use a damn wet towel.
should have gone for the titanium truck with asbestos trim
That would actually be a nice idea.
this reply was meant for down there
Oh.
FlamWow
fire is the cleanser
Just turn it to steam.
Has anyone seen a clown around here?
*clickie*
Nope. But its better to look when it is light outside.
This is just what happens when they drive really really fast
The external combustion engine is activated.
The safety kicked in when they tried to reach Ludicrous Speed.
The Improbability Drive imploded when it tried to figure out the Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana phenom.
I’m not surprised. That is a mystery that will never be solved…
I’m sure Scooby Doo could solve it.
Good morning to all *squeeze*
Hello Sniper. *squeeze*
Morning!
Lets make a puntastic conversation. First one to reply to this has the puns main pun.
Punctuation required?
It doesn’t matter.
I know we all love pun runs. But you can’t force them, you can’t ask for them, and you can’t ignore them when you do ask for them! If Leila’s PUNctuation remark really has to be explained, then we’re trying too hard and that takes the fun out of it. Try to enjoy the natural interaction among the failfriends, k Sniper? *squeeze*
k *squeeze*
That will be the last I ask at any Period for pun runs.
Thank for that Exclamation about what I did wrong.
You are blatently five eagles.
♪ I’m a firestarter
twisted firestarter
you’re the firestarter
twisted firestarter ♪
♪Burn baby burn♪
♪ People like you just fuel my fire ♪
I have only one and burning desire
♪let me stand next to your fire♪
burny smokey fire
♪let me stand next to your fire♪
♪… and I fell down into a burning ring of fire. ♪
♪red is the colour of my true love’s eyes♪
keep on truckin’
i believe this goes in the last fail
are you suggesting that the fire was caused by a crack pipe?
Right, BAR IS OPEN
Flaming orgasms and Champagne, for Skratdaddys Birthday
woo hoo!!!! complimentary nuts!!
*gets out the fuzzy navel*
*puts it away again*
Do I have to decorate this page again and bake another cake for Skratdaddy?
Where are you moving to k@?
Same town, nicer neighbourhood, bigger house less traffic and more trees!
… less bush.
*Fetches razor*
Well you don’t want to cover up your landscaping.
*sigh*
I miss Mr. Cuddles. No more “Mow The Lawn” videos!
*hands razor*
Moving??? Not moving! I don’t have a truck or 16′ flatbed trailer, or lots of furniture pads, or rolls of packing tape, or….Ah nevermind when do I need to show up??
*add bottle of Patron to packing box*
I’m all burnt out trying to figure out what is going on.
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I looks pretty in gmail!
Wow, that’s a wreck. Did your truck catch fire?
gaahhh!! yes, and it keeps happening!!
Maybe you need a fire extinguisher.
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GAAAHH!!!!! super fail truck!!!! It’s not holding my formatting for whatever reason!!!
It ignores two or more spaces in a row
And tabs. And empty lines. It just doesn’t like white space. I think the blog is racist.
Have you seen the pixels??? Her truck is sooooooooo photoshopped!!!11!!!
lolROFL!!!!111one one!!!!!11
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qwooooowowowowoooooo!!!! can I have a champagne please?
But of course, Brewski chilled it especially in the last fail!!!
*POP!!*
OK, champagne is served!
*looks around*
*looks at champagne*
*grabs a bottle and starts chugging*
♫ I drink alone!! Yeah, with nobody else! ♪
I’ll drink some with you, Brewski.
*tips up bottle*
*chips front tooth on bottle*
Now I remember why I don’t like champagne….
*Takes bottle from P. Perturbed*
Those things are dangerous! Careful!
*Upends bottle into own mouth*
Uh, sorry. Work got in the way of a B-day celebration…
*Pops open new bottle*
A toast…to all FBers!
May your fails be minor…
and your significant others not be minors.
Yay! Happy Birthday!
Sir Alexander: Could they be the miners?
Fred Kwan: Sure, I mean, they’re like 3 years old.
Sir Alexander: Miners, not minors!
Fred Kwan: You lost me.
*clinks glasses*
*chugs*
(urp! scuze me.)
RIAL!!!
*closes one eye*
*peers into champagne bottle*
*sees something small and white floating around*
*decides not to tell Chan*
Extra calcium never hurt anybody….
I’m relatively certain that I’ve done worse. It kinda fits with the flow of this week anyway.
Hope the week gets better for you!
*cheery-squeeze*
*appreciative-squeeze* I don’t know what it is. Perhaps I did something horrible in my sleep, to earn the bad karma, but this week is going terribly, and it’s only Tuesday.
*sends good karma Chan’s way*
*Accepts good karma while picking fragments of giant bug out of bra*
Thanks!
*head explodes a second time but now in this post*
*dead body twiches*
*pokes with a stick*
If you will poke that with a stick I am not going to ask what else you have been poking.
*dead body twitches again*
You just love posting and commenting to yourself a lot eh?
*deady body twitches*
*noise is uttered from dead body that is twitching*
Where is the noise being uttered from if you have no head?
*from ghost who is gone now (he left after the noise)*
He does all his talking from his ass. So i am guessing its coming from the same place.
I’m with you Winston.
*dead body twitches and then puches Winston’s foot*
(I meant punches)
Do you get the window on FB that warns you’re posting too many comments and that you should slow down?
only once or twice thats all.
This is at my high school Forsyth central I was there abd saw the fail
^ an all but dissertation
Guess the person driving got a little hot under the collar.
“Hi, Cliff? Yeah, it’s me, Pete. Fine, fine. Listen, I’m going to be a little late to my next appointment. Well, nothing much really, but the van … kind of … burst into flames. What’s that? Why didn’t I use one of the fire extinguishers in the back to put it out? Well, it just never occured to me….”
Oh the irony.
Now if only he would have had flames painted on the front of the van, this fail would hae been truely epic.
Cliff is HOT
What would be really ironic is if someone’s house burnt down by stress rlief candles.
Crispy or Extra Crispy?
Duck?
Cliff…deep fried in a beer batter.
schmuck?
jewelery
i feel like this picture is a win.
their crappy truck caught fire…
they were able to put it our before the whole thing caught. haaaaaa their truck caught on fiireeeee
witnessed this fail it is at my highschool
Uh-huh.
Is that a confession? Claiming responsibility?
Cliff’s is NOT about fire prevention – fire extinguishers are necessary ONLY then fires are NOT prevented.
Understanding vocabulary win! LoL
good fail
lol that’s pretty good
That’s hot!
It’s a fail, isn’ it?
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Irony irony!
Now that’s comedy right there
could not have had a better definition of “irony”
Crispy fried afterburn. What a big FAIL! *plays Billy Joel’s “We didn’t start the fire.”*
The right side is photoshopped! The submitter didn’t erase some of the old text. No wonder why artifacts appear at “CLIFF”.
Anyway, the left side is a massive win for anyone who burned the car.
C’mon baby light my fire…try to set the van on FIIIRE!!!
I’ll go with the obvious and say fail
Car catches the fire is made dangerous for driver and also for others cars.Truck condition is watchable in these pic what the actual condition when fire catches the car.
Um… how is this a fail exactly? The truck says “fire extinguishers,” not fire prevention… and… any car can catch fire. Having “fire extinguishers” on the side does not magically protect it.
It’s humorous irony, but not a fail.
Failblog really disappoints me most of the time.
This was at my school!
No one set the fire, I think the tire exploded or something.
Obviously, the fire is out. They succeeded in their fire extinguishing mission.
best car!!