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catching the air bus
Ejection seat fail.
embarrassment fail to quick recovery win……well played young one…..
I wouldn’t even be embarrased. That was awesome!
Ejection seat win
Yay! Lets do that again!
*dances*
BOOM HEADSHOT!
Straight outta BILLY MAYS playbook!
Sudden erection seat win
Bus ride fail? No….bus ride awesome.
awesome? you havent seen real awesome…..
my big dix will make jupiter look small.
you should probably get that checked out, i dont think thats normal
You good sir, are retarded
An airbus might have been safer…. Wait. No, prolly not.
When the boeing gets tough.
The tough go *boing*.
Scientific progress goes “Boink”
This little piggy goes “oink.”
Shaggy goes “yoink”.
acually its “zoink!”
Oops, confused with the Simpsons there.
The wheels on the bus go.. *Thud*
The people on the bus go *splat!*
What the foink?
Leila goes “I will INK YOU to deeeeeeeeath!!!!!”
ROFL!!
i’m back
Speaking of which where’s our resident tiger?
(tigers! Zoinks!)
No idea where aiki is
I just tried to go to his site, and there was nothing there. I just got a blank screen. Has anyone else tried lately?
It’s blank. Maybe it’s indicative of aiki’s mental state after a long honeymoon.
♥ 
Aiki’s site is down. He’s currently moving. It will be back up eventually. He just got married as you know, so things are busy. He passed along greetings a few days ago.
Calvin & Hobbes?
funniest reply ever. you rule.
*opens mouth*
Notice that the other girl almost don’t move… sometimes the bigger the better
Sit your tail down when the bus is moving, you brat.
Those school buses sucked. If you were in the rear seat on a bumpy road, you could catch serious air. Clickie for a vid you may have seen of a school-bus that went off-road. A bit scary.
(work-safe)
Although, in this case (notwithstanding Jennifer’s vv judgement), it looks like the girls are playing a game — they’re anticipating the coming bump.
(And then it’s all like, dude, you get the best barrels ever … HUAHHPAHH)
I agree. This sounds like a strange story, but my dog absolutely LOVED this game in the car. This was in the days when no one wore restraints in vehicles, especially dogs. She learned as a puppy that when I said “bumpy-bump!”, it meant we were gonna hit a dip or a bump, and she’d get herself airborne by leaping over the seats front-back just as the neg g’s hit. Then she’d celebrate by letting out a few gleeful barks. That dog was a nutjob. I miss her. :’]
Did she died?
Yeah. Her head burst open. Didn’t you see the brains?
Oh, crap. I thought you were talking about the person in the bus. Sorry, didn’t mean tyo offend your dog. Shit. Sorry drum.
many years later, yes. ;D
Ha! Good story.
Yes they were obviously goofing around, and the jump didn’t quite go off as planned. The footage I posted is one where (I believe) the driver had a stroke or something, and the bus went off the road. Nobody was seriuosly hurt. Well, except the driver, but that was unrelated to the accident.
Awww… sweet story…
Plus they filmed it – minor hint…
Guilty of playing that game in junior high.
We would yell “GUN IT” to the driver when he got to the speed bumps. Often, he would too. *sigh* Different days.
*ponders effects of diesel exhaust fumes on developing brains*
Negligible.
At least there’s something to look forward to when I go back to school.
*ponders effects of failblog on developing brains*
Definitely not negligible, even after said brains are supposedly fully developed. I think you and I can both attest to this!
*ponders effects of failblog on atrophying brains*
DAMN ITS NOT HER FAULT SHE WAS JUST STANDING LOOK AT THE GIRL TO THE LEFT SHE JUMPS PRETTY HIGH TOO. SO STOP JUDGING PEOPLE UNTIL YOUVE BEEN WHERE THEY HAVE BEEN. MMK? SO STFU RUNNUP OR GET DUNNUP.
School starts back tomorrow! Then the adults can have FB back.
.
Oh, and Jennifer, sit your tail down when the bus is moving, brat.
ROFLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!! cheers velvet!
*giggles*
*giggles more*
*squeezies*
Love you, Velvet! You too, Judy and Abstract!
Thanks, guys! I really like the runnup/dunnup bit. Has a nice ring to it, eh?
.
*adult squeeze*
She really needs to go back to school. And pay attention to the teachers.
*squeezes all but Jennifer*
I sure hope they still teach punctuation in school. It doesn’t look hopeful.
That, and when to use the caps lock key.
.
And based on an article I read, the use of MMK and other contractions are signs of a tween (middle school kid), not a teen (high school). So, there’s plenty of time for her to learn punctuation and proper capitalization, since she’ll be in school for at least another 5 years.
.
We’re holding out hope for you, Jennifer!
If punctuation becomes obsolete, grammar doesn’t have a chance!
*squeezies*
Wow. Just…wow.
*many squeezies*
AT leest thar be CHOKILIT
?
What the hell does that mean anyway?
Adult squeeze? Well it’s when…er… Go ask your mother.
LMAO!!
My first actual LOL of the day.
We’ll have to make sure it’s not your last, Leila!
*tickles mercilessly*
Okay…okay…stop!!!!
*starts hitting chez, leila, and judy with a feather pillow*
PILLOW FIGHT!!!!
♪ You can-a-a-an’t hit me…..OOOMF!
*buys a bunch of pillows*
*starts swinging away*
Weeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!
*loads up pillow-pult*
*fires a spray pattern of several pillows at Leila, Chez, Judy, Velvet*
*cough cough!*
All I see is feathers! Where is everybody?
*sneaks up on Brewski and POUNCES right in a mountain of feathers*
HAH!!!
*thwacks brewski with a body pillow while he’s looking the other way*
*stealthfully walks through pillow feather shroud chanting the mission impossible theme music*
Da da dadada da dada dadada can’t see me… can’t see me…
Sneak attack! Unfair! No teaming up!!
*flails helplessly*
Oooh, you’re just asking for trouble there, Yune!
*winds up*
*SMACK!!!!*
BWAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!
Ouch… I think I strained my larynx laughing.
*wanders into thread*
Hey, guys, what’s u…*BOOOF!!!*
Oooooooo, now you’re in for it!!
*grabs couch cushion and dives into the fray*
Leila and I always team up together at events like this. That’s why we win!
.
*thwacks brewski and yune in one fell pillow swoop*
*rolls backwards* I’mfailingI’mfailingI’mfailing *bumps into wall* I failed @.@
random overhead voice- Flawless victory!
^5 velvet
*turns around and continues thwacking Brewski*
*gets up* 5? 5 Velvets? What’s in these pillows?! O.o *throws pillows at the 5 Velvets*
*finds a white pillowcase*
*ties to stick*
*pokes head above feather pile and waves stick*
It’s a Matrix pillow fight.
.
*all 5 velvets thwack yune, then brewski*
*thwacked* Don’t make me go LoZ on your hide! *leaps into the air and pauses for a second before thwacking one of the Velvets*
OH HEYL NO!!!
*THWAAACKS!!! the lights right out of Yune while in mid-air*
You won’t do that to velvet!!!
*rolls into wall again* Ouch, the redundancy. Time for Plan B.
*Pulls out remote control and activates giant pillow airbag under Leila*
*climbs up atop pile of pillows, feathers and friends*
From This Day Forward, Tuesdays shall be known as Pillow Fight Days! Let it be written into the Annals of FailLand, and let the People Rejoice in the Revelry and Laughter!
*Rejoices!*
*THWACKS Judy off the pile with a pillow*
Gotcha!
*throws a lone pillow at Judy*
Less announcing, more pillow fighting!
Well, Judy, I can only say one thing to that.
* THWACKS Judy across the kisser with an uber-pillow *
Rejoice!!!
*grabs a pillow for each hand and dives in*
*thwacks Bearly, Leila, Brewski and Judy*
*dives for cover in feather piles*
Woo! *Rejoices*
*Finds abandoned pillows and jumps into the fray*
*Thwacks anyone in reach*
*hangs upside down from swinging chandelier, thwacking anyone within reach*
.
*falls*
.
Oof. Better not do that one again.
* REJOYCES * *weilds hypoalergenic polly-blend pillow high and proud*
Hey, you can’t hit me! I’m the queen! The Queen, dammit! YOU CAN’T HIT THE Q
THWACK
*falls, rolls to bottom of pile*
*jumps into feather pile with Ms. B* This is slightly romantic ;D
*thwack*
*takes pillow and swings at Dragon, Chani, Ms B, Judy and Bearly and knocks Brewski on his kiester*
*satisfied crawls and hides under mountains of feathers*
*thwacks Leila with pillow* lololol *twacks again and ducks*
It’s getting crowded in this pile of feathers!
*runs out and around room thwacking anything in sight*
I just knocked over the booze! Nobody move! I don’t want anyone to cut themselves on the glass!
JUST KIDDING!!!
*THWACK!*
Slow down? Never! (Not while there are work hours left, anyway)
*Whomps Leila soundly on the behind*
*Upends the mountain of feathers and *thwacks* all hidden there*
*sits for a bit dazed*
*spits feathers from mouth*
AAAAAAAAAAAAACHOOOO!!!!! Ooops, sorry about that, I should have covered my mouth.
*finds a long feather pillow and WHOMPS everyone in close proximity and Ms B especially for the trick*
*tickles abstract*
*dives into pillows*
That’s what– *thwacked*
Okay then
*spins around and hits anyone possible*
*stays hidden in the deepness of feathers*
*
*moves over to the other side*
*bumps into Dragon and Admiral as they…
*flees mountain of feathers*
*hears noise upstairs, climbs stairs, opens door*
What the heck is going on in here..
*POOOMFF*
tee hee *giggles from Leila tickles* *thwacks Ms B ♥* that’s what you get for dirty tricks, young lady! ROFL, i’m covered in feathers, I think my hypoalergenic pillow is helping little to none!
*tickles the Admiral’s nose with a feather*
*climbs up pillow and feather mountain to jump onto chandelier* *swings passed Leila and Judy and thwacks them*
*walks into room calmly*
*THWACK!*
*THWACKS AA*
AHHHH-CHOOOooooo!
Sowwy, Alice.
*takes pillowcase, wipes face*
*gathers up multi-colored feathers and knits them together*
*festoons Dragon*
Oooh!
Now I’m all boa-dacious!
Babe, I’m down with that!
*jingle jingle jingle!*
*wicked grin*
Oh…wait.
*sticks feather in cap*
*BOOOOOOOF!!s my most admirable Admiral with a pillow*
TUMBLES OVER
*sits up, notices static charge making hair stick out in all directions*
*
*
(dazed asterisks are just catching up)
OH NO, EXPLODING SHOES!!!!!
Fear not! Ill just untie these shoenails!
…That wont work, you say?
*BOOOOOOOOM!*
*dances*
*tucks feet together, crouches on balls on feet*
BOOOOOM!!!
*launches into the air, does triple somersault, rings bell at zenith, pulls into pike position, lays out with a one-and-a-half-twist, and lands arse down in four-poster*
Already here waiting for you, darlin’.
NO WAAAAAIIIII!!!!! *Chandelier crashes into wall and falls to the floor* *pillow falls on face*
Hee! I’m hono(u)red by your confidence in my landing.
(We’ve gotten plenty of motivation today to get Etiquette up ASAP!)
Yah! But this should do for today…
Yune…read here, and please pay special attention to #4.
failpeeps.wordpress.com/failblog-rules/
o eye C
Terribly sorry. Resume OwO
Dat’s okay…newbies don’t know. That’s why we have the site! But now that you know you’re fair game. :p
*ruffles Yune’s hair and sends him out to play with Qwaz*
Wow, this is the best pillow fight I’ve ever seen… er, read I suppose…
You guys are hilarious.
honestly, I just don’t get it. I guess I’m not ‘hip’ to the new generation. I think saying ‘hip’ might be enough to date me.
You old fart you!
Hoof hearted?
*ahem*
*points finger wildly*
IT WAS BREWSKI! BREWSKI DID IT!
(see below)
*waits for pillow smack from Brewski*
GET OFF MY LAWN!!!
Confounded kids today anyway, ain’t got no respect for nutin nohow.
*shakes fist*
hey, wait, I’ve been looking for you!!!!
are you still here, ZA?
let my clickie be a warning to ye ZA!
A warning to me? They mathematically proved that zombies are likely to win when the apocalypse starts so maybe it should be a warning to you.
Abstract, actually I’ve been waiting for you down there (vvvv).
You sure know how to make a corpse feel the passage of time!
hmm Touché
*smooch* ♥♥♥♥xoxox♥♥♥♥
♪It’s hip to be square.♫
wooo! *squeeze* Ms B ♥ Love you too!
ROFLs!
third
you have a rate intellect
*bump*
*bump*
*bump*
*ouch!*
Sounds weirdly familiar
I thought you said you liked it when I… *ahem* nothing.
*dives*
*bump*
*bump*
*bump*
*squeeze*
Flashbacks from last night?
does someone need a hug?
Always.
Your name rings a bell. Do you have a class full of trolls that invaded once?
Yep.
Caught in the middle of it, too.
-squeeze- =w=
*squeeze*
Welcome back
Sadly summer’s coming to a close
Even sadder that it’s at the point where I’d rather be back
*has a sad*
You’re not the only one. My girls are excited to go back to school tomorrow.
*gives Yune a cookie*
Tomorrow? I don’t go back untill 9/2
too long a ways away *accepts cookie and squeezes*
You’ll miss the endless summers when you leave school.
Isn’t that the truth XD
There’s only 3 left for me, and hopefully they’ll be better.
True. Too true.
At least I’ll have this cookie when I enter the dark, cruel world *takes a bite*
… on second thought, I may run out of cookie by then… *another bite*
I know many parents are happy that their kids are back to school but it means a commute nightmare for me. *sigh*
Nightmares of commute? Should I check under your bed for vehicle monsters?
That big yellow one can be really scary.
It seems parents are all zombie like when they come back from summer time and don’t know how to drive. This lasts until school is out again for the summer.
I do have an occasional respite in between when school is out for various holidays.
my dad drives me to the end of the road and waits for the bus to get me before he drives off to work.
In reality, I could just walk. I should really consider it this year
ROFL!! I always wonder why parents do that. Yune, you can do it. I am rooting for you!!!!
I can just picture it now
-imagining running and face-planting in slow mode with music-
ahh… that’ll be great…
I don’t know about the area you’re in, but I’m in Nebraska, and they have to take into account a certain number of “snow days.” People in the town I live in freak out when we get so much as an inch of snow.
Sounds like my town(but I go to a vocational school out of town, so it doesn’t apply to my school), but they only had a week to make up.
I was out of school a week earlier than my town friends, siblings, and girlfriend.
Snow freakouts? In Nebraska?! Huh.
You want major snow-freakout, that’s Seattle. Combine (a) very hilly, (b) no snow-removal equipment to speak of (c) no road salt or sand to speak of (d) inexperienced drivers with bad tires and (e) mild climate that melts at day and ices up at night, just in time for the morning commute. A half-inch of snow there, and the whole city panics. Everything shuts down.
Same in Philadelphia. When I lived there, my school closed one day because there was a half-inch of snow on the ground and the principal wouldn’t let me walk the three blocks home…she made me stay at school and wait for my mom to come get me after her classes were over.
I grew up in Wisconsin fer chrissakes! School didn’t close there unless there were a good two feet on the ground!
I drive a Jeep Wrangler (henceforth referred to solely as a Jeep, because that’s what a Jeep really is). I see snow as a chance to play. I’ve had my Jeep out before the plows just so I could be the first person to make tracks in the snow. I also like to park on top of the mounds of snow in big parking lots.
I’ve never actually seen anything close down here due to snow. Maybe because of power outages due to heavy snow, but not usually even then. But then, we’re used to it, and prepared.
The president himself criticized DC for freaking out about snow. (clickie)
Can’t say I disagree, but then I did move here from Buffalo.
What is this thing you call…snow (?)
I now live in NC. They cancel school if the s-word (snow) is so much as mentioned in the forecast. Instead, they schedule hurricane days in the school year, and I once had to go to school for a half day when a tropical storm was approaching.
“Ok, kids – run along and help your parents strap stuff down. If you’re not flooded out of your home, I’ll see you tomorrow. Don’t forget to write your essay by lantern if your power goes out!”
Snow is cold white lumpy rain.
howdy neighbor, or should I say neighbear?
I’m in NC too… you must be closer to the coast. I’m in the piedmont and we also shut down for anything more than a trace of snow… oh, and don’t forget to get bread and milk at the store before the blizzard hits!!
*Knows skwirrlgrrl is completely right*
Hiya! Yep, I used ta could lived in Raleigh, but I moved out yonder long time go. How y’all doin’? How’s ya mama?
Bread, Milk and Toilet Paper are the three staples for a snow storm here in Ohio.
@BA: Finer than frog’s hair, thanks, and Mama’s ok… cept fo’ that arthritis, it just gives her fits but I reckon she’s doing ok!
OH, forgot the most important snow grocery list item… BEER
What are these things you call “snow days?” We don’t have em here in Alaska. If you can’t get out and about in 2 feet of fresh snow, you’d better move back to the Lower 48.
Jimbo, I know what you mean about making fresh tracks in the snow – I drive an FJ Cruiser, and snow time is PLAY time.
‘Course, I may be a little warped seeing as how we get snow for 6 months a year … (yes, October through April….)
*grin*
In my part of Ohio, the stores run out of beer before they run out of milk, bread or tp.
Bread, milk, eggs and TP here as well. I figure snow makes everyone crave french toast.
Snow, everyone does that in Hollywood. It makes you stay up all night and get angry and stuff. Snow days at school just means all the kids are doing it too, it’s hard to teach them anything when they’re high as a kite so most schools just send them home until they come back down.
^ says the guy running all ’round my brain
*shudders*
*closes Ms B’s shudders*
Storm comin’, sweetie.
Let’s take a picture of it! I have a camera with a very fast shudder-speed.
Shudder should not that help with camera shake? I can’t stop my reflexes when lightning strikes close by.
You remind me of my dog! (no ill intention)
*dances*
Shudderdance, of cource.
*leans head on shudder*
*releases cares of the day*
Hopefully that is a lesson learned.
a physics lesson
Awww! I was hoping it was going to be a lesson on ABC’s!
Cue the Jackson 5…
Can you feel it?
*feels it*
*gets arrested*
Next time Aja, next time.
*is dragged off by the poice*
*sneaks the Moomin a wooden gun*
*waits outside with a getaway car*
Cheers.
*points gun at guard*
-click-
-click-
-click-
Argh! It wooden work!
*flees to getaway car*
There’ll probably be a stiff penalty for that
Ya gotta catch us first coppa!
(oddly enough, I’m impersonating a police officer on down the blog)
If they do catch you give me a call – I’ll make sure the charges don’t stick
“The poice have arrested a man whom they suspect was committing a felony feel-and-run today….”
Poice?
Do they take you to yale?
A play on The Moom’s prior typo. Am I the only one who noticed it?
failblog.org/2008/09/17/police-fail/
Aja understands me!
*squeeeeeeze*
They just haven’t been reading the right dicitionary!
*squeezes the Moomin and the Aja*
We don’t have it finished yet, but…
failpeeps.wordpress.com/failblog-dicitionary/
Hey! That is good! Does someone have a bukkit for me for my past failures of using words wrong way?
*dances*
*goes to sleep*
I noticed it now PP.
*gives The Moomin a very stern look*
pbbbbbbbbbbbbt :p
ew!
*wipes marshmallow spit from face*
Nope, the universidad de moron. (if the campus police don’t boot their vehicles)
ABC’s what? Please finish your sentences!
A.B. sees that you do not understand. It doesn’t matter. Here, have a cookie.
ht tp://failblog.org/2009/01/10/movie-combo-fail/#comment-238579
I posted this in response to a troll on the “Babysitting and Pitbulls” fail:
FAIL says:
August 17, 2009 at 4:31 pm
However, LEGALLY, many many many dogs and mixes can be considered “pit bulls.”
Reply
Perpetually Perturbed says:
August 17, 2009 at 10:35 am
Fail, your fail is a fail and you, quite possibly, are a failure, as well. I fail to see the logic in your fail comments, and am therefore failing your fail.
*stamps comment with big, red failure stamp*
*giggles*
students must come to grips with the prospect of ejection
Apparently he tried suspension first.
And ended up in recess between the seats.
… laughed at for the levity involved.
The unbearable lightness of being in the back of the bus.
Skipped a grade.
After she was graded on the curve.
But it was life’s bumpy streets that had made her smart.
Although if she’d had a cushion that wouldn’t have happened!
Her performance has really improved by leaps and bounds.
And her ability to handle pop quizzes shows a certain level of preparedness.
She’s going to the school of hard knocks.
She always could rise to the occasion.
The driver went to the school of rock, and he’s giving headbanging lessons.
Public transport rulz!!
I love how she sat her ass straight down after that!
If she won’t, gravity will.
nice one
Take this, lemming!
May it serve you well.
Dip down inside she always wanted to see what would happen if she stood up on the bus….
This one brings back memories….my friends and I were at the end of a 45 minute bus ride from school (lived in the boonies of northern NY). We’d sit in the back seats and wait for the big bumps that’d launch us toward the roof of the bus. On purpose. For FUN.
Sigh. Where did that fun loving part of me go?
It’s still there. You just have to stop supressing it!
check the ceiling?
: )
You bust it?
It bustled itself away?
Busted!
Too busy these days for fun?
I had a similar experience. Our bus driver would let us all shift to the back seats and send the bus over some major bumps in the road, especially when there were frost heaves. I never flew out of the seat though. That looks like a way serious bump.
♪Another one rides the bus.♫
♪ … while dancing on the ceiling. ♫
*gives Lurk a buss*
Dahling!
*busses Brewski back*
Waiter! Come bus my table! These dirty dishes have been sitting here forever! And I need a refill on my diet coke please!
Yes, Ma’am, right away Ma’am.
MarioKart on Grumble Volcano anyone?
*revs Dolphin Dasher in the starting line*
3…
2…
1…
Wheeeeely!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Feels mischevious*
*tosses out a blue tortoise shell*
Good thing I am not in first place.
*shoots 3 green shells back hoping to hit Qwaz*
*Dodges all green shells*
*pulls up right in front of Leila like a texan driver*
*drops a banana peel*
GAH! Stupid texan drivers!!!!
*spins out of control*
*rides the bullet all the way to the finish line*
HAH!!!
Well done, but considering my points I’ve racked up from previous races, you still come in second. See you at the ceremony!
*Rolls out on kart*
*tiny honking in the distance*
That’s what I get for hanging out outside instead of playing Wii all day.
*squeeze Qwaz for letting me poke fun @ him*
*Squeezes Not-So-Plain-Leila*
Speaking of which, to the ocean! I come back in the condo for a sammich and look what happens. I end up here.
Just for an added kick of Assy-ness.
*Is going to Margeritaville later*
You make me so jealous! I haven’t seen the ocean in like two years.
*Is still jealous of Qwaz’s vacation*
The blue shell is the most evil item ever invented.
I like the new squid that squirts ink all over your field of vision!
I H8 him specially when they give it you when you need it most.
I will INK YOU to deeeeeeeeath!!!!!
It just doens’t work for me.
Yes ma’am! I’ve been busy with this bussing business for a group of buskers. Sorry ma’am!
*sneaks rum into Ms B’s diet coke*
*puts a long straw in Ms B’s drink and takes a sip of rum goodness*
Diet Coke!!??
What is this restaurant trying to do to me?! Thanks, taste-tester Leila!
Excuse me, ma’am. I’m the manager here. Is there something I can assist you with?
You’re trying to poison me! I just know it!
*runs out of restaurant*
*forgets to pay bill*
Hey!! Where’s my tip?!
*Inserts floor jack under Brewski*
*Pumps handle*
*Tips Brewski to the side*
Glad to be of service, sir!
*Tips hat*
Hee hee…I know how to make him all tipsy!
*rummages around in purse*
Boy, all that hard work, and I don’t get jack.
Well, actually, I guess I did get jack.
T-t-t-tipsy? Uh…
*eyes grow wide in terror reminiscent of Marsellus in the Pulp Fiction basement scene*
Noooo!!!!
*flees in a panic*
What…??
*pulls out flask of dragon-grog*
I was just gonna offer you some of this!
Aw come on, Brewski! It’s good for you!
I could use a stiff drink.
Well…I can provide the “drink” part!
*hands over the flask*
You’re doing an amazing job handling the stiff part, too.
*happy dance!*
*sips your sweet nectar*
Did someone just dance?
*dances*
*puts on sexy cop outfit*
*snags Ms B by the collar*
Ma’am, you’ll need to pay your bill before you have an attack of paranoia. It’s the law.
Hankuff and take her to yale!!!!
*sneaks emergency supply of Baconlube™ out of back pocket*
*lubes wrists*
*slides out of handcuffs*
*SMOOCH!*
*runsawaywithaquickness*
Where’s my accordion?
Accordion to the driver, you left it on the bus.
What an uplifting experience!
I agree. A good bra is hard to find.
So is this the discount way to get a breast lift?
Discount, hell! Have you priced the shit at Victoria’s Secret lately?
The bus driver could could make some serious money on the side then.
♫ And a good bra these days is hard to find
True love, the lasting kind ♫
The children on the bus go up and down
up and down
up and down
The children on the bus go up and down
all day long.
They do the old bump and grind?
hump and wind?
Dump the mind?
pump the rind?
Pump and blind?
lump and mind?
rump and hind?
Grump and grind?
Hump and find?
Thump and bind?
Wow, I spent the entire evening thinking what song contained the lyrics
“bump and grind it”. Only now I remember.
So have I, ever since I read your comment, thenkyewverymuch.
I’ve got Weird Al in mine. Come join me, it’s more fun!
Move over…I need to get the Wheels out of here!
*smacks head on desk*
Nope
*smacks head on desk again*
Argh!!!
Trapped in a Drive Thru?
With circular logic..
*peers into Lurk’s mind*
♪Like a surgeon, cutting for the very first time!♫
♫ Think I’m just too white and nerdy! ♫
♫I wanna bowl with-
the gangsters
but oh well it’s obvious I’m
white n’ nerdy♫
♫Everything you know is wrong♫
I sang that in karaoke at my family reunion this weekend. The only thing was, the batteries were dying in the microphone & everyone thought we were singing Madonna.
*shudder*
Another one!
*closes the shudders*
Didn’t you hear? There’s a storm coming!
Religious debate: What if god smoked canibus?
What do you mean, “what if”? Have you even looked at a giraffe???
Duckbilled platypus.
Or a platypuss?
Ahh…great minds.
Rosie O’Donnell?
*flees again*
I’ve been at a county fair all week. If nothing else, God most certainly has a sense of humor.
Since you didn’t capitalize, which one? I can see Bacchus lightin up a bowl any day.
He can do what he wants. Doesn’t change the fact that he’s not there.
He’s trying to find his way home.
The guy likes to fish, I must say.
He must have got the munchies then.
*sits in the back of the bus*
*goes over a speed bump*
*flies into the air*
*gives the Moomin a fly-by SQUEEEEEZE*
*makes like a tumbleweed and…erm…tumbles*
A lesson learned. Now sit your ass down.
Dangerously close, Lurk.
*tiptoes past jinx and eyes it wearily*
Let’s just call it a Great Minds moment and leave it at that.
*squeeze*
grate mines?
*squeezebackatcha*
Late Mayans.
Hate the Wayans?
Crate of Lions?
No, sometimes they have great sayins.
over 9000 Sayans?
“Drinking it will make you wonder why you HAVEN’T EVER CRUSHED A HUMAN SKULL WITH YOUR BARE HANDS! But you won’t have to because you’ll already know that Brawndo TASTES how that would FEEL!
Uh….Jimbo? Ya okay there, bud?
* Hands Jimbo a Pale Ale in a pint glass. *
Here ya go bud! Way better than Brawndo.
*starts singing off key again*
I drank a Brawno, and now I need new pants….and shoes…. I did win at yelling though. I think I’m ok now.
(clickie, totally safe, very funny)
It’s got electrolytes!
Yes, but what ARE electrolytes?
I meant to do that!
Missed it by thaaaat much….
Judy!! Look!! ^^^
Plageurist!!
No, it’s okay. He obtained my written permission first. But thanks for watchin’ my back, Brewski!
*smoochiepinch*
Whew! I really think you should sue that “Get Smart” TV show for stealing your line, though.
*smooches*
How could you think such a terrible thing of me Brewski? After all the beer? After all the drunken singing at the bar?
Well, I just figured that since you’re so incredibly busy, you might have forgotten to write to Judy for permission to use her trademark catchphrase!
Sorry, how could I have ever doubted the Super-Jimbo?
All is forgiven.
*hands Brewski a cold one*
*starts singing off tune*
*is still snorkroffling at “plageurist”*
What is that…? One who truly appreciates la plage? A French beach bunny?
*pokes Brewski and grins*
OK, I knew that didn’t look write, but I was too lazie to run the spell-cheker.
:p
:p back atcha!
No, I made a trade for it – here, check out this great shoe phone!
Make sure your arch enemy hasn’t bugged it.
That’s the sole reason for having this debugging software I found!
You would feel like such a heel if you let secrets get into enemy hands.
That would make me totally tongue-tied in front of the boss.
Lace those fingers together and beg for forgiveness!
Aye, let’s disable the tracking feature so the boss can’t catch us.
I promise, I can toe the line from here on out!
You won’t hear a peep from me unless you bring it up.
You raise me up to hit my head on ceilings…
♪ Oh, what a feeling…when you break-dance on the ceiling (of a bus) ♪
Sounds like she could have done a safety dance.
Yes. Safety should always be third!
♪ You can dance if you want to.
You can leave your cares behind! ♫
I actually said that at my family reunion over the weekend. Somebody said “safety first,” and I said, “no, safety is always third.” You should have seen the dirty look I got!
*giggles, remembering*
*tries to see Lurk’s relative’s dirty look*
Nope just don’t see it.
LOL Lurk. Good thing we don’t spend too much time in FB.
I just love the ads that pop up under the video. The one I saw was for a Las Vegas Limo Bus.
I H8 those ads!
… and the ones on the right too. *hides from FB gods*
Have F8.
For the bodybuilder fail, I got ads for weightlifting supplements, and stuff like that.
STOP THE MADNESS!!!!
Madness?
THIS. IS. FAILBLOG!!!
Dammit!!! I took the wrong bus then.
I agree. Let’s get back to full-time “Roleplay Hornychat”!
*smooches Leila*
*wedgie*
We sooooo need those band shirts made up!
We should thank Marekatt for enriching FB’s vocabulary.
EEEEEEEEEEEP!!!
Wait, you can’t give someone who is wearing a thong a wedgie! I am not confirming nor denying that I am wearing it either.
I will *smoooooooooooooch* you back though.
Uh…does a T-back count?
Should I dare ask what that is?
*clickie*
Oh those! Yeah, those are good for skinny, low rise jeans.
Again, I am not confirming nor denying that I am wearing (owning) a pair.
So the only way for us to find out is to strip off your pants?
Ok Brewski, you distract her and I’ll ask nicely.
Um nope. I don’t plan to get nekkid anymore. I am reformed.
Fine, be that way! So am I!
:p
*Coughs*
Bulls***!
*Coughs*
I have been maligned, I say! The young lady doth question my virtue?
“And thus I clothe my naked villany
With odd old ends stol’n out of holy writ,
And seem a saint, when most I play the devil.”
“Asses are made to
barebear, and so are you”?Me, too! The one that says “DraftDude.com” has as typo: “Play like AND expert.” Jeesh!
What ads?
*shakes Cloral*
You can’t see them?
OMG!!! Are you sure!!??
What about now?
*pries Cloral’s eyes open*
Do you seeeeee????
Firefox and Adblock Plus, the only way to internet.
Aldous Huxley and Douglas Adams the only way to…escape?
“Welcome to the fail bus! May your ride be bumpy and unpleasant!”
I want a refund!
*hands Leila three internets*
Yay!!
It’s more than I expected.
*runs to spend it*
*runs back to squeeze Judy*
SQUEEEEEEEEEZE!!!!
*runs out again*
I refund that remark!
I remark that refund.
Now what?
Woo, new avatar? Refreshing!
No refunds on the fail bus!
The people on the bus go up and down, up and down, up and down…
Is there an echo in here?
in here?
here?
?
I THINK THERE IS!
is!
This was the best fail in weeks.
No one said “first” this time. Strange…
Um…changing your name doesn’t change your avatar ya know?
If I can change my name, why not?
Yeah. Why not?
Yes.
Y knot?
wine naught?
I’m a frayed knot.
You look pretty sewn-up to me, Dragon.
She keeps me in stitches.
I only seam that way!
*smooooooch*
Darn it all! I’m going to have to spin a new yarn to keep up with ewe.
*takes smoochy-smooch and puts on cheek*
*wonders whether it was actually intended for AA*
Hey!
*plucks smooch off cheek*
Yes it was!
*gives smooch to the Admiral*
*sniff*
*rubs spot on cheek where smooch was*
*pulls gun out of purse*
Of corset was. Noobs!
*pssst*
Handy FB tip PP. Don’t get between AA and DW, things will go much smoother for you. Here, have a cookie and find another thread.
Well, she can certainly have a *smooch* of her own, but no taking them from the Admiral!
*offers new, completely different smooch to Perp*
Perhaps you should find out her intentions with the gun first.
We’re tailor-made for each other.
*puckers and smoooches!*
*puts gun back in purse*
*plants new, completely different smoochy-smooch on cheek*
*noms cookie proffered by Great Scott*
Thanks!
I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS
But if you untied them, they would just run away into the pasture to join the rest of the herd.
Herd? Herd? Is that what you think of us? We’re all COWS?
*stands with hands on feet, foot tapping*
What an udder disgrace.
The joke was that his girlfriends are all sheep!
How does one stand with hands on feet?
Oops, should have said “flock”, not herd. *sigh*
A weak burn.
*stands next to Lurk*
*clears throat*
*crosses arms*
*taps foot*
You’ve gone and done it now Brewski. *Hides under a rock*
*taps foot*
*clears throat*
*plays a jig on the fiddle*
*sings*
The guy closest to the camera laughs sounds like a monkey… :-p
^^^ Pretend I didn’t say “sounds”… :-/
*sounds out loud*
Upon arriving at school she was strip searched because everyone claimed she was the highest person in the bus.
Then they sent her to the counselor because she hit rock bottom.
Or in this case, metal top.
pun fail.
pun win
She got bounced from the bus.
Shaken, but not stirred.
simply crazy
I agree with you………..lol
I
do
too
LOL
Motion carried. Lol.
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
In her pants.
When you’re a kid and you wanna go weee but you ain’t got drugs yet…
Fail. LOL
ZA, are you around at all today? I want to tell you something.
Yes.
I am.
*noms troll brains*
eeewe, troll brains are fertilizer…. you better spit that back out! *dodges ‘ZA’s’ bite attempt*
PFTT!! PFTT!! PFTT!!
Now you tell me!!!!
*squeeze* the hazards of being a zombie impersonator
*notices name*
Say Leila, when did you get lucky?
Hopefully every night. Duh.
Every night?!?!?! That is lucky in love!
yeah, tell me about it.
What planet are you from? She’s married!
Oh wait, actually, I think the ceremony is later? In that case, I guess you’re right.
I’m married? Oh yeah. ROFL!!! I have yet to get used to that.
…during lunch time…
Dang. All I got for lunch was stuck in line at Walmart. I’m so jealous.
You have to take these kinds of ‘breaks’ every once in a while.
yeah, me too! I had a salad… lovin’ is way better than salad. I would trade my salad for lovin’ with my honey any day, or night, or morning, or afternoon, or evening…..*goes on and on*
More of an oval really. What’s up?
*feels self decomposing while waiting*
*wonders if Abstract will still want to tell me something tomorrow*
I suppose that’s your sneaky way of trying to get me to impersonate him again, isn’t it? Nice try, but I learnt my lesson the first time.
Impersonate … again??? I must have missed something good!
Eh? Errr… long story. Best left un-said anyway.
Un-said? Are you trying to pique my curiosity?
Page 7, “News” Fail, near the bottom of the comments. I’d put a it in a clicky, but I’m still clueless as to how you do that.
*Waits until ZA leaves, then hides under a rock, hoping that will save him from the zombie horde.*
*Peeks out from under the rock.* The coast looks clear.
I seriously don’t understand why you would think I would have an issue with that. It wasn’t convincing and you didn’t make anyone angry with me, so …
*isn’t delusional enough to think he’s the only zombie the earth has ever seen*
*just makes sure to remind the experimenting types that rigor mortis isn’t fun and Abstract keeps a supply of syrum around*
Whew! I thought I was dead for sure.
I’m glad your not too upset with it. The other regulars were a bit peeved with me when they found out.
Everyone would have been really upset if it had worked… it’s sort of like identity theft: you don’t try it just to see if you can get away with it, but I think you know that now, so we’re all cool.
Absolutely no one would ever think to blame you for being the victim of impersonation, ZA. Arthur has a troll-stalker who impersonates him from time to time, too, and it’s always really obvious which is the real one and which is the fake.
*adds impersonation to the list*
Ooh. Good idea!
ZA, you’re one of my favorite failbloggers. If we passed out an award for staying in character, you would be on the top of my list. I actually think you might eat brains IRL. You are a failblog original.
Yep, gotta hand it to you – when you and the horde started learning MJ’s dance moves, a whole new era of fail began!
*Standing ovation for the Zombie Master*
More of an oval really.
That I don’t quite get that concept. May be that there isn’t one.
ht tp://failblog.org/2009/08/18/bus-ride-fail/#comment-569805
Is that a link to ZA’s “Oval” comment? I got tjhe joke I was just playing on the fact that you left off your concept. Which doesn’t happen often.
Pesky J. Tsk.
*Flicks j out of previous comment*
Ah, jha.
That I didn’t quite get that that there isn’t one concept concept.
You’re mocking me aren’t you?
Quaz, look, an alien!!!
Where!? *Pushes laser button*
*Gets nothing but a cheap LED light*
What I would do for a laser of the spartan variety…
I prefer the beam rifle myself, but I can use a splaser if it’s required.
Bye Y’all. I’m going to scurry on out to happy hour for some salty nuts and cold brew…I think Shiner 100 special. Later
Happy Birthday!!!
Well, enjoy the rest of your birthday (although I think you’ve got that covered)!
bye Skratdaddy!!! Have a great night!! Happy b-day
*birthday squeezes*
Bye Skratdaddy! Happy Birthday!
♫They say it’s you birthday♫
I know it is mean but I did laugh (out loud). It sort of reminds me of NASA’s “vomit comet”. The best is when she gets back up and acts like nothing happened.
Okay. I’m back from a potty break. What’d I miss?
*wonders why potty paper holder is always empty*
Darn co-workers!
*prepares for onslaught of potty humor*
This one smells from a mile away. I am not staying.
*puts clothes pin on Leila’s nose*
*puts clothes pin on own nose*
*hunkers down*
It wasn’t me! I swear!
Uh huh!!!
That’s what you guys always say.
*eyes Perpetually Perturbed*
Did you wash your hands?
*hides hands behind back*
Yes, of course! Always
*whips out hand sanitizer from purse*
I am glad what you whipped out of your purse is a hand sanitizer and not a gun.
I’m wiping my hands clean of this thread before someone gets hurt.
*puts gun back in purse*
I appreciate it.
*slowly moves away from PP*
ROFLK!
Oh, I had to play with acronymfinder to get that one (kicking, right?).
RIGLMAOCGU
She was just trying to “raise the roof.” Zing!
In Russia, the roof raises you.
*shakes head @ self. tsk. tsk*
*rimshot*
*m******ates*
did the bus die?
hey get free ipod in just 3 days check out my website, instantlockerz.tk i have a youtube video there.
And you think I’m gonna fall for that? Pffttt.
Ooooh, oooh, it’s blog spam! Blam?? Someone taste it and tell us if it’s any good.
No kidding. That spam is all yours, ZA. Enjoy.
Not interested, I can’t smell any brains in there.
Mmmmm, braaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnsssss!!!!!
* Disappears from thread before ZA decides Shadow brains look tasty*
*walks in cluelessly*
Diiba-daaba dyy!
Well, there goes my appetite.
*I’ve been in hiding from zombies and then passed out*
Someone will feel sore in the morning…
People do that on purpose on the Roller Derby Party Bus. I’ve seen it.
*wishes she had pictures to prove it*
Of course, every seat is occupied, so it’s sort of a group effort thing.
I believe you, Avis. I ♥ Roller Derby. They have the greatest names too. *squeeze*
My all time fave is “Diva Cop A Feel”.
But she doesn’t skate anymore. To my knowledge.
She bartends now, among other things.
*knocks*
*cautiously enters*
Hello? Anyone home?
Hmmm… seems everyone has left.
I just got here!
I think I came in the front door when you came in from the garden patio door and I didn’t see you when I posted my comment.
I usually am here much earlier.
How are things?
Pretty good, busy at work these past weeks. I was catching up on past threads and I see the trolls haven’t gotten tired of fail blog yet. How are you?
P.S. Wanda Throwdown & Malice Cooper are my fav Derby girl names!
Trolls are like weeds, new ones just keep cropping up.
I’m Ok, I’m using my step-fathers computer (why I haven’t been here ’til now today) because mine goes to get diagnosed tomorrow.
P.S. There’s an on-line list of ALL current and retired Derby Girl names. Tequila Mockingbird is one of the best too. (though, she REALLY doesn’t skate anymore)
Sweet! I’ll have to check that out. Sorry about your computer. Did it catch a virus?
Afrodeezysmack! Ha! That’s a good one! *giggles* *returns to derby girl list*
I’m here. * Calls out from under rock*
There you are! *squeeze*
I’m gonna have to start calling in to work so I can get here earlier.
*Crawls out from under rock.* Give’s Katz a *squeeze*. *Dive’s back under rock*.
*Hand reaches out from under rock to grab extra ‘ from the last post.*
Hey! I wanted that ‘ !
*crawls under rock to reclaim ‘ *
Here, have it!
Just don’t tell ZA that I’m here, ok. 
Thanks! I won’t tell on ya.
*reaches up from the grave to tickle some warm body lying under his gravestone*
*wonders why anyone would hide from him here*
ZOMG!!! (Zombie, Oh My God)
AHHHH!
*runs from the bushs*
*trips over a rock*
I’m here – popping in and out.
*squeezes nightshayde ’til she pops*
Eeeep!
*looks around*
Oy – what a mess!
*scoopity-scoopity*
*lathers, rinses, repeats*
*gets shamwow*
*pat, pat, pat*
*pops back in*
*squeeze!*
Oh noes…I splorted her, didn’t I?
Well-played, Admiral!
Next time, please remember to wrap the victim in a fluffy blanket, and supply him/her with hot chocolate & a chocolate (non-cute) animal of some sort. Chocolate possums are very popular. My favorite is a chocolate octopus (with caramel filling).
Hee! I didn’t want to copy the entire procedure, but rather seed the genesis of a failpeep version.
All righty then — in that case, you did a superb job!
*still wants a fluffy blanket & some chocolate*
It’s cold in this office.
I have some chocolate (Hershey’s Special Dark) if you want to share your blanket! *fluffy squeezes*
Oooh – happy to share both dark chocolate AND the blanket.
*fluffy squeezes right back*
*hands nightshayde a floofy cat*
Best I can do at the moment! But really…she’s very warm and snuggly, and now maybe she’ll stop trying to take a nap on the top of my head.
Ohhh Floofy cat is better than a floofy blanket – I think so (ifinkso) …. I got TWO floofy kittens!! Well, not really floofy — but soft and cuddlely — Pebbles and BamBam -
I got two floofy kittens, too! Agatha and Thorn. And they are VERY floofy! They gotten big now, but I still call them “the kittens”.
Pebbles and BamBam are about 12- 14 weeks!!! They are black and White spotted (“cow kitties”). They match my black & white dogs — LOL.
Dogs almost convinced they are not here for sport … a couple more days in the “safe room” I think!
I have a big, clumsy dog – will he do? Guaranteed to keep you warm – he’s quite oversized for a lapdog (which is what he thinks he is!)
Oooh — floofy kitteh — DO WANT!
Actually, it’s time for me to go home — where I have three floofy kitties & three not-so-floofy kitties. Plus a not-so-floofy kindergartener.
I was told by one person that the human child had started talking to a questionable boy (she gravitates toward troublemakers
) at school so I had a talk with her. I found out today that yes – she’s talking to the boy … but that she’s actually being very helpful. He’s borderline special needs, gets easily overwhelmed & crawls under the table to hide. My daughter is the ONLY person who can calm him down & get him to come out from under the table. I’m so proud of her for helping!
I apologized to her for telling her to stay away from him & explained that I didn’t know before today that she was helping him. She forgave me.
Kudos to you for both raising such a sweet girl and encouraging her to help, now that you know that’s what she’s doing. Have a great night!
What a good girl!!!
I like her already.
*many squeezes for nightshayde and not-so-floofy kindershayde*
*offers warm squeezes to everyone and not floofy kittens because they’re a handful and in a destructive phase right now*
*many warm squeezes and good night wishes*
See you on the morrow, failfriends!
*snuggles deep into blankies, cuddling up to Andypie*
*contented sigh*
ZZZZZzzzzz
*waits for Nightshayde to pop in*
*squeezes quickly before she pops out again*
*pops in*
*squeezes KVD*
*stays a while, maybe*
Pop’s in the fridge? Thanks!
*Trots to kitchen to grab a pop*
Oh, and *Squeeze!*
*squeeze!*
Hi, everyone! Somebody say pop? Got any diet Dr. Pepper???
*Beers Judy a diet Dr. Pepper*
Hey there!
Hey all. Just passing by. Pool opening postponed from Tomorrow, hopefully it is open Thursday.
Looking forward to a kick-ass pool party Thursday, Emp!
*quick passing-by squeeze*
Since it’s opening on Commando Thursday, does that mean we all skinny-dip?
Only for the hawt-momma’s. Well, I think brew will be nekkid anyways so… yea everyone can skinny dip, I just will have to boil the water away and refill it after.
Emp, I have to say… the same stuff ends up in the pool whether we wear suits or not… just sayin’…
When we open the pool, just relax and enjoy the party. And be prepared for someone to float a Baby Ruth in the deep end. We’re that kind of crowd.
*!magines himself scrubbing*
I can’t get it off, I just can’t.
*Wakes up all sweaty*
Okay, bathroom visit must be completed before pool entry.
(Thanks for the interesting mix of beverages!)
Hey there, yourself! Your name is how I feel. Have to get up early tomorrow – need to make up time at work since I’m off Friday.
How’s your evening going?
Want to write an essay for me explaining what satisfaction I will get out of being a physician? I’m having difficulty being eloquent tonight, but I know that if I keep putting off writing it, I’ll never finish!
BTW: ht tp://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=beer+me
Although, looking at that link, I’m a “dutchbag” for using it that way… Hmmm…
Wow – learned something new today. Hey, wanna beer me the energy to take my dog downstairs for the night? I’m beat.
Can’t help you on the essay. I’m still trying to find the satisfaction of being a legal secretary – for the last 23 years. Good luck, future-doc!
Judy! I was a legal secretary, too!
Well. For a year. Then I went back to school to be a different kind of doc.
Thanks!
*Beers Judy a Red Bull/Monster/Cup of coffee*
Best I got, sorry!
Thanks, Bearly, but I’ll save that for Friday morning. We have to get up seriously early (for me, anyway – 4:30). Heading to Bristol Motor Speedway (Tennessee) for the race.
(I think I’m the only Nascar fan on the blog, aren’t I?)
Dragon – that’s another thing we have in common! So cool! (If you remember, I also have every season of BVS!)
I’m more of a KART race fan, but if it goes VROOM-VROOOOOM!!!, then Imma happy girl.
*pops in a BVS DVD and munches popcorn happily*
*VROOM-VROOOOOM!!!*
IMMA HAPPY GIRL!!!!
I’m wheelie happy, too.
Here’s a possible start point Bearly.
Patient to doctor: I don’t need to come in everyday anymore? I’m going to live.
It’s been said before.
was this filmed on the bus to and from the two bases in heidelberg, germany???? I used to ride this bus!!
Bus ride Fail, Nest of hen Win
What was she trying to do, eject manually?
Omg. Look at that chick fly xD
Like seriously… If that had happened to me I would be all over the bus driver xD
Hi spambot! How ya doin?
I never went over a seat like that but I hit my head on the roof a couple of times as a kid. Another time I was running late. Everyone else had got on the bus. The driver didn’t see me. I stepped onto the first step and the driver closed the door on my foot and started to drive off. I hopped for about 10 feet before he noticed. Good times.
???
I’d hate to hear about your bad times!!!
Man, my teacher showed us this kind of thing so many times…
*squeezes all nighttime FailBloggers*
Does anyone else have existential moments at 7:30 pm? I just did.
Existential? *squeeze*
Existential squeezes to you both!
Gives Judy a *squeeze*.
Right back atcha, invisible shadow, even though I can’t see you!!
Materializes an inch in front of Judy’s nose. Boo!
EEP!!!!
Naw, it’s ok.
Existential: Adverb
(ehcks-eh-stehn-chal)
1. As to pertaining to existence
2. Of, pertaining to, or characteristic of existentialism
I just got like, super depressed about the daily grind here in Arizona and wanted to go to Macchu Pichu.
I had to google Macchu Pichu. Just shows how much my geography sucks.
It looks like a pretty amazing place though.
Oh, that’s okay.
Where’s Alice?
Don’t you ever want to escape the daily grind?
Want to go to the wasteland?
Haven’t seen Alice yet.
I escape the daily grind by playing Playstation or Xbox 3 hours a day (Yeah, there’s better ways, but I’m a videogame freak).
And yes, I quite happy to head on over to the wasteland, provided there are plenty of cool drinks and a shady spot that I can rest-up in.
*I’m ^
1. Wahhh! Where’s mah Alice?
2. But don’t you ever want to do something more?
3. *Rolls out the normal set*
Cake? Nuka-Cola? Beer? Hunting Rifle?
* Takes a big wedge of cake, a can of Nuka-cola and an M-4 assault rifle, and finds a lawn chair with a shade umbrella* Aaahhhhh. That’s better.
I think Alice fell down the rabbit hole.
I’m here.
Going to bed in 10 minutes though.
‘Sup, mah Alice!
*quicksqueeze*
GOTTA MAKE THEsE 10 MINUTES COUNT.
*Sonottheoppositeofsuperspecialawesomesqueeze*
Too. much. pressure.
*Rolls dice*
B-4!
*Runs up and eats the chicken*
Mumnadglladsafhagj!!!!!
*Goes and pins the tail on the donkey*
YEEEES!!
I won. I WON! I WOOOOOON!
I don’t know.
*Breaks rules*
You no get beer.
Not allowed to give beer to minors anyway.
Hey guys wanna see something…..wahhhhh. Oh my ribs.
Yes, yes!!! I want’s to see!
I want to see too!!!
What are we seeing?
If it’s something good I probably missed it.
I’m happy now! Staples has brought back it’s timeless back to school commercial – - father shopping with kids for back to school supplies – dancing and frolicking through the store to the song, “It’s the most wonderful time of the year!”
LUV IT!!!
*squeeze!*
Okey dokey, I’m back from dinner.
I have a cold, but since I have to do homework, I’ll stay with you guys.
Sorry CO, I was just about to leave when I saw this comment.
Works finished and it’s home time. See ya tomorrow (I hope). *squeeze*
*squeezeback*
Where is the fail? This has win all over it!
Listen. to. me.
This. is. Failblog.
We. only. do. fails.
It is a failure…
*sighs*
because he hit his head on the ceiling! How is that a win?
Oh, and by the way:
THIS. IS. FAILBLOG!
Looks a win to me.*snickers*
*runs and hides*
*Borrows M4 from IS*
*Releases the safety*
What was that now?
I kid, I kid. But I am seriously getting sick of people coming in saying this is a win. They’re completely missing the point.
Here’s everybody’s late night coffee for today:
I know I’ve posted this before, but I couldn’t think of anything else.
Line theft!
Despicable.
Wow...that actually looked pretty painful.Wassup, Blog Ninja?
Just chilling after work on the best site ever. You?Just got mah adrenaline rush today.
*Ninja vanishes and does Ninja stuff*
Hey! Where’d u go?
*ninja’s shadow sneaks up behind CO and taps him on the shoulder, and then hides unders CO’s shadow*
*Sees Ninja crouching with hands on head behind him*
Show me your moves!
FALCOOOOON…
PUUUUUNCHH!!!!!!!1111onone
FALCON KIYEK
Landmaster, Byotches!
NYARGH!
Here comes Mr. Rogers!
Is his Final Smash “Neighborhood of Make-believe”?
Guess it’s time to go…
*cries*
*squeezes all FailBloggers good night*
*SuperSpecialAwesome
BurgerSqueeze*Pff. “I meant to do that” WIN.
Ceiling bounce win
yeah dany! way to go man
So thats why the busdrivers tell you never to stand up on the bus.
Anarchy rules!
Way to inspire those back to school kids!
isn’t that cool when you experience zero gravity?
Looks more like an instantaneous reverse in gravity quickly succeeded by another instantaenous reverse.
It’s a win …
OMG ROFL
Ejection Seat Win. lol
Um, I didn’t read all 698 messages to see if someone posted this but I’m pretty sure this is video from a tragic occurance where the bus driver suffered a heart attack and died at the wheel while the bus was still moving.
that was one of the funniest things i have ever seen!
wow, 698 tards.. was obviously waiting for the bump.. post fail..
LETS MUSCLE!
We used to do this on the way to school. Our bus driver was awesome in the early 90′s. He would speed up over the humps in the road. But we never flew like that, we hit our heads on the ceiling sometimes but never flew over the seats. If we did we probably would have landed on someone lol.
This is a perfect way to teach our children about physics.
I love how she just gets up and looks around.
But what you people don’t know, is that the driver of this bus has had a heart attack or stroke, or was unconscious.
If the video keeps rolling, you would see one of the kids ran to the front of the bus and pulled it over.
And we have lift off and Space Shuttle Fail!
OMG I WATCHED IT 3 TIMES AND LAUGHED TILL I CRIED!!!
No way… LMAO!!
The guy nearest the bus has a funny laugh
how the hell was that caught on camera?
Twat!
i had the best bus driver when i was in school. we had construction going on the majority of the time. and this one bump right before a red light that we used to get her to go over as fast as she could/would and do this sort of thing.
i wish we had it on camera.
I think he faked it.
That was a total win for me.
I aint laughed so much in ages.. my sides hurt the slow mo is the best! Classic!
woah, thats cool!! flying in the bus!
invisible bus seat erection
This is my favorite video that I’ve seen so far, especially since she wasn’t injured I can get a huge laugh out of this. The reactions are awesome.
i so swear if i was on this bus i would so laugh so hard haha plus this was so funny to watch i was laughin so hard
I Deaded . Much Funny !
I take that they are all riding the Short Failbus……
Lucky she was. If she’d hit it at a bad angle she’d be living in a wheelchair forever.
the guy laughing is just WTF…*quiet lulz*… that really just *excited disbelief lulz* …. OMFG …..LULULULULULULULULULULULULULULULZ XD great response.
It must have been on a polish road.
OMFG I could not stop laughing! I watched it like 20 times! WIN
That one kid in the very back with the glasses looks like me! But I think I would remember something like that…
My mom, my brother and his friends say it’s not me, but she does look a lot like me…
Riding bus,
Now with 1 second zero-gravity experience.
double impact!!!
There is nothing that I’ve seen on failblog that has made me laugh harder than I do when I watch this. Absolutely nothing. The slo-mo gets me every time.
lol that was really funny
Holy shit,that was a flight… : D
FAKE AND GAY!
Lol MAJOR FAIL!!
This is the funniest video ive ever seen
Better if he had flown out the window and lost a face or something…
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