Comments on: Instructions Fail http://failblog.org/2009/08/17/instructions-fail/ Fail and Epic Fail Pictures and Videos in one blog. For all those precious fail moments, whip out your camera and see your epic fail picture and videos here. Sun, 12 Feb 2012 23:50:53 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ By: liza http://failblog.org/2009/08/17/instructions-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-735117 Tue, 05 Jan 2010 19:28:44 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=23710#comment-735117 Аист мультфильм / Аист

]]> By: randomBLOG http://failblog.org/2009/08/17/instructions-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-722334 Tue, 22 Dec 2009 18:33:58 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=23710#comment-722334 i now understand, thank you

]]> By: gena http://failblog.org/2009/08/17/instructions-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-683848 Thu, 19 Nov 2009 14:55:21 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=23710#comment-683848 okey!

]]> By: budda bear http://failblog.org/2009/08/17/instructions-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-644359 Mon, 19 Oct 2009 11:08:27 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=23710#comment-644359 u r a fukin fun e hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahaha

]]> By: Dr.Oppotimus http://failblog.org/2009/08/17/instructions-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-577677 Mon, 24 Aug 2009 15:10:39 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=23710#comment-577677 Totally ok to kick in the face or push down. Pointing and laughing is good too. Brides like when you do that.

]]> By: It should read http://failblog.org/2009/08/17/instructions-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-575976 Sat, 22 Aug 2009 17:48:49 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=23710#comment-575976 NO RUNNING
NO JUMPING
NO BREAKDANCE

]]> By: Gegglebot http://failblog.org/2009/08/17/instructions-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-575236 Fri, 21 Aug 2009 20:42:24 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=23710#comment-575236 Onomatopoeia fail.

]]> By: Neuraminidazed http://failblog.org/2009/08/17/instructions-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-570945 Wed, 19 Aug 2009 17:51:25 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=23710#comment-570945 unbridled enthusiasm!

]]> By: T-Bucket http://failblog.org/2009/08/17/instructions-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-570201 Wed, 19 Aug 2009 07:27:06 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=23710#comment-570201 It was posted on a walk-through fun-house on Casino Pier in Seaside Hts, NJ… It was SUPPOSED to say “No jumping on bridges”, meaning two rickety metal suspension bridges leading to the ride-ending slide… I’m quite sure it’s still posted, if anyone wants to check it out…

]]> By: ChrisZocker http://failblog.org/2009/08/17/instructions-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-569601 Tue, 18 Aug 2009 19:35:01 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=23710#comment-569601 LOL

]]> By: Cdtte Col Timothy John, 2Lt of FAILton! http://failblog.org/2009/08/17/instructions-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-568728 Tue, 18 Aug 2009 11:10:51 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=23710#comment-568728 No runaway brides in the church. Flowers are only thrown not brides.
*bridal chorus theme*

]]> By: Ollie ~ Master of Cheese. http://failblog.org/2009/08/17/instructions-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-568662 Tue, 18 Aug 2009 09:41:27 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=23710#comment-568662 Why would a Spatula have a party?

]]> By: Joker http://failblog.org/2009/08/17/instructions-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-568590 Tue, 18 Aug 2009 07:59:15 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=23710#comment-568590 Why the hell do you guys allowed photoshopped fails in?

]]> By: Merry http://failblog.org/2009/08/17/instructions-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-568589 Tue, 18 Aug 2009 07:57:37 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=23710#comment-568589 Agree with the typo interpretation, but rather ‘bridges’ (between stair flights) than ‘bridles’.
Wouold explain all this stuff about squezing, of course.

]]> By: Duncan http://failblog.org/2009/08/17/instructions-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-568494 Tue, 18 Aug 2009 04:37:31 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=23710#comment-568494 So the person who printed out the sign accidentally put a “B” in front of the “R” turning “RIDE” into “BRIDE”. That is funny because now people think they are not supposed to run or jump on brides, instead of rides!

]]> By: capt. awesome http://failblog.org/2009/08/17/instructions-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-568187 Tue, 18 Aug 2009 00:34:30 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=23710#comment-568187 Come on! You do that once and Anpu has to put up a sign, reminding everyone of that day.

]]> By: lottofee http://failblog.org/2009/08/17/instructions-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-568125 Mon, 17 Aug 2009 23:52:33 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=23710#comment-568125 not on anyone else, don’t jump on my pride please!

]]> By: Maurice Place http://failblog.org/2009/08/17/instructions-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-568112 Mon, 17 Aug 2009 23:32:02 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=23710#comment-568112 I’m pretty sure this is the sign in front of the mechanical bull in the Woolshed Hotel, Adelaide, Australia. It’s deliberate

]]> By: BebopDesigner http://failblog.org/2009/08/17/instructions-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-567889 Mon, 17 Aug 2009 20:37:34 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=23710#comment-567889 Now this is truly one original WTF photo!… Insn’t it?

]]> By: amethyst http://failblog.org/2009/08/17/instructions-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-567495 Mon, 17 Aug 2009 18:27:21 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=23710#comment-567495 On a serious note- probably a typo for bridle–
“BRIDLE
1) A vee-shaped arrangement of lifting equipment or rigging materials that enable load to be spread or shared between the ‘legs’ of the bridle. Also, to reduce structural spans between suspension lines by creating such ‘vees’ at pick up points on the structure, or an assembly arranged to create a lifting point where required between two or more structural points. ”
-glossary of Technical Theater Terms, Chris Higgs submitter http://www.theatrecrafts.com/glossary/results.php

]]> By: (party all night)>٩(̾●̮̮̃̾•̃̾)۶ http://failblog.org/2009/08/17/instructions-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-567303 Mon, 17 Aug 2009 17:33:41 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=23710#comment-567303 In Soviet Russia, brides jump on YOU!

]]> By: Ratburger http://failblog.org/2009/08/17/instructions-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-567169 Mon, 17 Aug 2009 15:57:41 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=23710#comment-567169 i want one

]]> By: Badger Whisperer http://failblog.org/2009/08/17/instructions-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-567088 Mon, 17 Aug 2009 14:46:31 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=23710#comment-567088 If we’re handing out days now can I have thursday?

]]> By: Badger Whisperer http://failblog.org/2009/08/17/instructions-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-567080 Mon, 17 Aug 2009 14:39:41 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=23710#comment-567080 You need to offer it a sacrifice of 20 virgins to appease its carnal hunger

]]> By: Badger Whisperer http://failblog.org/2009/08/17/instructions-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-567075 Mon, 17 Aug 2009 14:38:00 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=23710#comment-567075 But she’s my Bride!!

]]> By: Badger Whisperer http://failblog.org/2009/08/17/instructions-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-567072 Mon, 17 Aug 2009 14:36:33 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=23710#comment-567072 Don’t remind me! They all end up with me again for 3 months!
*Goes into corner & cries*

]]> By: \Sordid Distress/ http://failblog.org/2009/08/17/instructions-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-566991 Mon, 17 Aug 2009 14:07:39 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=23710#comment-566991 I think that might be even scarier than “almost” pregnant.

]]> By: Jimbo is incredibly busy http://failblog.org/2009/08/17/instructions-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-566988 Mon, 17 Aug 2009 14:06:55 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=23710#comment-566988 Honestly it isn’t too bad here today. The humidity is about 90% but it’s only 80 outside. When it hits 95 and 100% I don’t care where you are. That is simply miserable.

]]> By: grannycatflap http://failblog.org/2009/08/17/instructions-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-566985 Mon, 17 Aug 2009 14:06:05 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=23710#comment-566985 I don’t mind!
*Buys popcorn*
*pretends to be searching for change in pocket*

]]> By: Leila ♀ back to being plain http://failblog.org/2009/08/17/instructions-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-566980 Mon, 17 Aug 2009 14:05:04 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=23710#comment-566980 84 degrees and 58% humidity and yet, it feels like a freaking meat locker in the building. *turns desk heater on for legs* :(

]]> By: \Sordid Distress/ http://failblog.org/2009/08/17/instructions-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-566979 Mon, 17 Aug 2009 14:04:47 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=23710#comment-566979 AAAAHHHHHH!
*quickly jumps on bride*
Away thunder thighs! Fly like the wind!

]]> By: Someone Nicer than Jenny... http://failblog.org/2009/08/17/instructions-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-566975 Mon, 17 Aug 2009 14:03:13 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=23710#comment-566975 :shock:

]]> By: Leila ♀ back to being plain http://failblog.org/2009/08/17/instructions-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-566974 Mon, 17 Aug 2009 14:03:11 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=23710#comment-566974 There. There. *pat.pat* I know how you feel Jimbo. *commiseratingMoandaySqueeze*

velvet, apprently you cannot eat AE today. Somebody is being a spoil sport. *squeeze*

]]> By: grannycatflap http://failblog.org/2009/08/17/instructions-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-566970 Mon, 17 Aug 2009 14:02:30 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=23710#comment-566970 *hides under the bride*
photoshopped

]]> By: Someone Nicer than Jenny... http://failblog.org/2009/08/17/instructions-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-566969 Mon, 17 Aug 2009 14:02:25 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=23710#comment-566969 Who put the stump in his rumpty rump?

]]> By: Brewski http://failblog.org/2009/08/17/instructions-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-566966 Mon, 17 Aug 2009 14:01:33 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=23710#comment-566966 Oops! forgot to refresh. Yep, Leila, I’m perfectly happy with my climate over yours!
Although worse still is central-american rain forests. Nothing ever ever dries, because everything is always 100% humidity.

]]> By: velvet: Blueberry Johnson http://failblog.org/2009/08/17/instructions-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-566964 Mon, 17 Aug 2009 14:00:26 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=23710#comment-566964 ♪ I think I love you… ♪

]]> By: Brewski http://failblog.org/2009/08/17/instructions-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-566962 Mon, 17 Aug 2009 13:59:12 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=23710#comment-566962 Well, the SE US has us both beat. A humid day in New England or Ohio is a dew point of 72 deg F. A humid day in the SE US is pushing closer to 80 deg F. For example, Leila is currently enjoying a dew point of 77. Tampa Florida dewpoint is 79 F today. That’s brutal.

]]> By: velvet: Lincoln Logs http://failblog.org/2009/08/17/instructions-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-566961 Mon, 17 Aug 2009 13:58:55 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=23710#comment-566961 And BBQ AE smells so good, too.

]]> By: Jimbo is incredibly busy http://failblog.org/2009/08/17/instructions-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-566960 Mon, 17 Aug 2009 13:58:51 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=23710#comment-566960 Two wrongs Leila. Just because Brewski was bad doesn’t mean you can be too.
*bear hugs Leila*
I’m having a moanday too.

]]> By: Jimbo is incredibly busy http://failblog.org/2009/08/17/instructions-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-566959 Mon, 17 Aug 2009 13:57:01 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=23710#comment-566959 Would you do such a thing to Gran though? For shame!

]]> By: grannycatflap http://failblog.org/2009/08/17/instructions-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-566958 Mon, 17 Aug 2009 13:52:53 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=23710#comment-566958 ho’s and tricks

]]> By: Leila ♀ back to being plain http://failblog.org/2009/08/17/instructions-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-566957 Mon, 17 Aug 2009 13:52:29 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=23710#comment-566957 I say jump her as she is walking down the isle.

]]> By: -Wolf- http://failblog.org/2009/08/17/instructions-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-566956 Mon, 17 Aug 2009 13:52:20 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=23710#comment-566956 You can run, but you can’t hide…

]]> By: Leila ♀ back to being plain http://failblog.org/2009/08/17/instructions-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-566955 Mon, 17 Aug 2009 13:51:20 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=23710#comment-566955 Pffft!! That’s nothing. Go outside if you want to breathe some water in TX.

]]> By: Leila ♀ back to being plain http://failblog.org/2009/08/17/instructions-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-566954 Mon, 17 Aug 2009 13:50:30 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=23710#comment-566954 Ow! :cry: Okay fine, but you should be mad at Brewski. He is the one bbq’ing Arthur.

]]> By: Jimbo is incredibly busy http://failblog.org/2009/08/17/instructions-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-566953 Mon, 17 Aug 2009 13:50:16 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=23710#comment-566953 That sort of thing needs to be saved for the reception at the very least. Your family doesn’t need to see that, especially if you’re still sober. Especially if they’re still sober too…

]]> By: Leila ♀ back to being plain http://failblog.org/2009/08/17/instructions-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-566952 Mon, 17 Aug 2009 13:49:08 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=23710#comment-566952 I will sneak you in. :D

]]> By: Leila ♀ back to being plain http://failblog.org/2009/08/17/instructions-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-566951 Mon, 17 Aug 2009 13:48:32 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=23710#comment-566951 Every Monday is a moanday to me. I could do without it entirely. Wake me when weekend arrives.

]]> By: Brewski http://failblog.org/2009/08/17/instructions-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-566950 Mon, 17 Aug 2009 13:46:32 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=23710#comment-566950 Hey!! I was looking forward to jumping on kissing the bride!!

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