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…But how about the grooms?
They can run and jump on horses.
Isn’t that kinda mean? O_o
Oh, they’re hired special for that, and it’s just for the bachelor’s party.
Why would a Spatula have a party?
Onomatopoeia fail.
You can run, but you can’t hide…
In Soviet Russia, brides jump on YOU!
i now understand, thank you
and don’t burn your brides before they’re jumped across
Now now, we aren’t talking about Indian Funerals.
Oh, I thought we were talking about Injuneering.
(No injunry, no foul bridges.)
THIRD
Then, I want an annulment.
You sound kind of not exercised about all this.
*hands Mookie an amulet*
Wait, what was that again?
*hands Mookie an omlet*
Right?
Something about can’t make an omelet without jumping some eggs.
Ööps … I’m too late. C.C. already made her an umlaut.
Häppens tö the best.
If we’re too late, though, eggs could develop from jumping of bones.
Would you use the broom that was jumped over to sweep up the shells?
Sounds like an indelicacy condition.
ßo true.
u r a fukin fun e hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahaha
♫Here comes the bride
All jumped upon
Oh, god someone
Call an ambulance♫
Such spoilsports!
No sign tells me what to do!
*runs and jumps on bride*
There!
eeep! the wedding was 10 months ago I tells ya!
That’s a sign of the behind the times.
But she’s my Bride!!
Obviously a typo, they meant to say No Brides.
So running and jumping will get you married?
*can’t decide whether to run and jump or to sit still*
Remake of oscar nominated ‘The running, jumping, standing still’ film?
You mean “Chariots of Fire”?
running, jumping, climbing trees? …..and putting on make up when you are up there?
BTW if running gets you married GBF must be a Mormon.
*snork*
15 years old and married 22 times!
Damn it all to hell and back.
First the blogmonster eats all my comments and now moderates the clicky.
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
You could try putting the URL in the comments box, with (dot) and the such.
ht tp://www.transbuddha.com/mediaHolder.php?id=2199
You need to offer it a sacrifice of 20 virgins to appease its carnal hunger
I thought they meant to say No Humping.
No Punning?
No Ridges?
What?? *cries*
*patpatpatSQUEEZE*
*sniffle* Sorry, I thought the Moomin meant we couldn’t pun anymore. *Squeeze*
What’s the fun in that?? I only go to weddings to hump.
Must just not be a Wednesday wedding.
Weddings are the end of all humping, imho.
*snork!*
If the truth, sounds like a marriage of inconvenience.
lol … I thought it was reindeer names — “On Running, On Jumping, On Brides, On Donner and Blitzen.”
No humping?
Jason! Where ya’ been, kid?
Jason! Where have you been?
Jason! Where ya’ now, kid?
No jumping on the JasonK, you’ll startle him.
Moomin! Ya’ destroyed the symmetrie, kid!
*runs & jumps*
Moomin! Where’s your mind now?
Jason may be crushed already, about the no humping thing.
Busy with being lazy. Too bad summer’s almost over.
I take it that High School is about to start up then?
Yep.
Sorry, guys… not directed at you. But our troll ratio drops substantially once school is back in session.
I can’t wait for the end of summ… err… I mean…
*explodes*
Don’t remind me! They all end up with me again for 3 months!
*Goes into corner & cries*
DON’T SAY THAT! It’s not! It’ll last forever!
*sticks fingers in ears and babbles*
Good morning/afternoon! *squeeze*
Did you enjoy your balcony this summer, Arthur? Have you made use of your torches for that nice summer-evening ambiance?
Good squeeze! *afternoons*
Yes, just yesterday. We had a beautiful and warm night, so my gf and I sat on the balcony, had a good wine, talked and enjoyed the torches. I LOVE the summer! Unfortunately I live in a city that, according to Napoleon, has no winter for nine months and no summer for three. (Not entirely true, though.)
How are you? Had a nice weekend?
Yes, thanks. I went canoeing in a nearby river one day. 90 degrees and humid, so it was a hot paddle! I also went to a couple outdoor concerts. One in a park near my house, the other on the Boston waterfront. I love summer outdoor concerts… throw down a blanket, enjoy a bottle of wine, listen to good music, and relax.
Sounds nice! But you know that it’s not really the heat, it’s the humidity!
*runs*
YAAAAAHH!!
*runs after Arthur with flame-thrower*
*switches flame-thrower temperature control from Fahrenheit to Celsius*
*feels safe because of the extreme humidity*
Are we roasting AE today?
*slaps Leila’s wrist*
No nomming on fail friends!
Ow!
Okay fine, but you should be mad at Brewski. He is the one bbq’ing Arthur.
Two wrongs Leila. Just because Brewski was bad doesn’t mean you can be too.
*bear hugs Leila*
I’m having a moanday too.
And BBQ AE smells so good, too.
There. There. *pat.pat* I know how you feel Jimbo. *commiseratingMoandaySqueeze*
velvet, apprently you cannot eat AE today. Somebody is being a spoil sport. *squeeze*
As much as Brewski hates that saying, I live in Ohio, it really is the humidity. 90 in Ohio is worse than almost anywhere. It’s the 350% humidity that gets you. This whole damn state is a swamp….
Pffft!! That’s nothing. Go outside if you want to breathe some water in TX.
Oops! forgot to refresh. Yep, Leila, I’m perfectly happy with my climate over yours!
Although worse still is central-american rain forests. Nothing ever ever dries, because everything is always 100% humidity.
Well, the SE US has us both beat. A humid day in New England or Ohio is a dew point of 72 deg F. A humid day in the SE US is pushing closer to 80 deg F. For example, Leila is currently enjoying a dew point of 77. Tampa Florida dewpoint is 79 F today. That’s brutal.
84 degrees and 58% humidity and yet, it feels like a freaking meat locker in the building. *turns desk heater on for legs*
Honestly it isn’t too bad here today. The humidity is about 90% but it’s only 80 outside. When it hits 95 and 100% I don’t care where you are. That is simply miserable.
Bride – Also called bar, leg, tie. a connection consisting of a thread or a number of threads for joining various solid parts of a design in needlepoint lace.
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/bride
Ha ha ha! You’ve got me in stitches there, Tk!
Tcl pink.
GUI one! I couldn’t have scripted it better myself.
No sleepin’ in?
*check*
In the Scottish pre-wedding tradition of “Blackening the Bride,” The bride is taken by surprise and covered with foul substances, such as eggs, various sauces, feathers, and well you name it…
The bride to be, officially blackened, is the then paraded around town, and of course a few pubs, for all to see.
*runs and jumps on ostrich*
sorry, misread it.
*squeezes all*
*receives k@ with ostrich’d arms*
*is emu-sed*
*it can’t keep up a flight*
(We need more emu puns)
I’ll just emulate a squeeze here
My Emu, We can him “Cuddles” (clicky)
Yes we “call”!
Well that was a feathery situation.
AAAAHHHHHH!
*quickly jumps on bride*
Away thunder thighs! Fly like the wind!
I’m Ba-ack.
So good morning to all.
Good morning Shadow.
I was takin off of the laptop yesterday (it needed a rest anyway) for me leaving my laptop out.
but…. jumping on brides i9s my favourite sport
That is a very great sport to play.
On the bright side you can jump on anyone else.
not on anyone else, don’t jump on my pride please!
Brides blush, it’s the lords that are a-leaping.
And I guess the geese are the only ones a-laying!
That’s because there’s no jumping on the brides.
But I already jumped on one.
Can’t ya read the sign?
*Gooses STS*
You are soooooooo grounded.
That’s what happens when people get out of hand and start putting members of the Partridge family in pear trees. All of a sudden no one can have fun anymore!
Come on, get happy!!
♪ I think I love you… ♪
Who put the stump in his rumpty rump?
*Jumps on a bride* Haha
Didn’t you see the sign?
Rules are made to be broken…
*jumps on the bride too*
Gangbang!
It’s good ta be da king!
Eh, they just block out the scenery and break my mind.
All your Gs are belong to us now.
ho’s and tricks
Good sign to have @ my daughter’s wedding. Can never be too cautious.
Wonder if I can have it personalized in the same color theme.
Leila, I think if you need that sign, you’d better have your daughter look over the guest list again!
*Good morning squeeze*
That was close!!!!
Hey!! I was looking forward to
jumping onkissing the bride!!I will sneak you in.
Careful. As we know, alcohol can cause pregnancy. Pregnancy can cause weddings. And at the wedding, people may jump on the bride. Which can also lead to pregnancy.
Vicious cycle, that!
*Squeeze*
*jumps on Bearly*
It’s barely monday and we’re jumping on people already?
*squeeze*
I get my own day now?!
SWEET! 
Hey guys, it’s Bearly Monday!
*Passes out bear hugs and brownies*
I will take the bear hugs but will definitely pass on the brownies.
*squeeze*
Happy Bearly Monday to you!!!!
Is it a Moanday today Leila?
*SQUEEZE!*
Every Monday is a moanday to me. I could do without it entirely. Wake me when weekend arrives.
If we’re handing out days now can I have thursday?
I think I am a little pregnant now.
I think that could make some guy feel a little jumpy.
(I hope he doesn’t feel like running.)
I think that might be even scarier than “almost” pregnant.
That sort of thing needs to be saved for the reception at the very least. Your family doesn’t need to see that, especially if you’re still sober. Especially if they’re still sober too…
I say jump her as she is walking down the isle.
Would you do such a thing to Gran though? For shame!
I don’t mind!
*Buys popcorn*
*pretends to be searching for change in pocket*
*hides under the bride*
photoshopped
i want one
On a serious note- probably a typo for bridle–
“BRIDLE
1) A vee-shaped arrangement of lifting equipment or rigging materials that enable load to be spread or shared between the ‘legs’ of the bridle. Also, to reduce structural spans between suspension lines by creating such ‘vees’ at pick up points on the structure, or an assembly arranged to create a lifting point where required between two or more structural points. ”
-glossary of Technical Theater Terms, Chris Higgs submitter http://www.theatrecrafts.com/glossary/results.php
Now this is truly one original WTF photo!… Insn’t it?
I’m pretty sure this is the sign in front of the mechanical bull in the Woolshed Hotel, Adelaide, Australia. It’s deliberate
Come on! You do that once and Anpu has to put up a sign, reminding everyone of that day.
So the person who printed out the sign accidentally put a “B” in front of the “R” turning “RIDE” into “BRIDE”. That is funny because now people think they are not supposed to run or jump on brides, instead of rides!
Agree with the typo interpretation, but rather ‘bridges’ (between stair flights) than ‘bridles’.
Wouold explain all this stuff about squezing, of course.
Why the hell do you guys allowed photoshopped fails in?
No runaway brides in the church. Flowers are only thrown not brides.
*bridal chorus theme*
LOL
It was posted on a walk-through fun-house on Casino Pier in Seaside Hts, NJ… It was SUPPOSED to say “No jumping on bridges”, meaning two rickety metal suspension bridges leading to the ride-ending slide… I’m quite sure it’s still posted, if anyone wants to check it out…
unbridled enthusiasm!
NO RUNNING
NO JUMPING
NO BREAKDANCE
Totally ok to kick in the face or push down. Pointing and laughing is good too. Brides like when you do that.
okey!
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