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No body noes …
*squeeze*
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What does the screen say? It looks like it says NC and Virginia. Makes me wonder if this happens near me.
All I see is: DOTgure, anDOTini
something …Bodybuilding, figure and bikini championships?
Looks like a regional “NPC Bodybuilding” competition event, with the words being something like
Not even a good photoshop. The lighting is all wrong. This was a sad sad sad fail. Whoever posted this: shame on you.
Looks good to me!
There is no Photoshop, I can assure you!, only a lack of tan! jaja!
or lack of discipline, sigh, the governor of California would be sooo disappointed…
This doesn’t look like a photoshop to me; it looks right on point. I’m a competitor and this kind of stuff happens all the time. This is just a really explicitly funny example.
I agree with Nick; I’ve been to several contests, and there’s usually a few guys who look a little flatter and scrawnier than the others. Sometimes they didn’t train right, or they lost motivation a few weeks before the contest, but they entered anyway ‘cuz they already paid the entry fee. Maybe it was his first contest and he didn’t know what to expect.
He looks at least middle-aged, probably 50+; almost any Masters contestant will look scrawny compared to a younger competitor.
He may just be in the beginner category or something.
I had to find out since that’s my state (VA) at the top.
It’s the 200? Virginia championships for the National Physique Committee. They are apparently the governing body for amateur bodybuilding in the US. Clickie for their page
Looks like it’s in Norfolk, GS.
it doesn’t say NC. It says NBC. Not the Broadcasting Corporation but the Bodybuilding one. The Middle guys head cuts out the B. It then Says Virginia/DC state/ ALL VA pretty much. My grandpa used to do this
It says “NPC,” not NC. This was in Virginia though.
The competition was hosted in Norfolk Va. Last month.
actually, it is a PHOTOSHOP fail…
The person above me is super cool.
I’d still hit that.
…The TROUBLE ive SEEN!!!!
I admire his b@lls for entering the contest.
Even those look a little underdeveloped…
But an “A” for effort!
*squeezesmooch*
I think he might have won by default. Maybe there were only 3 contestants.
I once entered a lip-sync contest. I played guitar (real guitar, but no sound), and my friends formed the rest of the band. We played “Just a Gigolo” by David Lee Roth, and got third place!
I sang karaoke this weekend in front of my family and messed up royally on the first song. Do I win anything?
A big squeeze!
And a royal *smooch* to help fix that royal mess.
Aww, thanks.
*squeezesmooch*
Hey there, hot stuff!
.
*squeezesmoochpinchsqueeze*
.
I’m trying desperately to think of how to turn this into a pun run, but my brain is underfunctioning.
I’m practically beside-myself with concern to hear that. I hope you get over your underfunctioning!
I am not over(ly) concerned.
How are you not, Leila? I want to hide under my blanket until this whole day goes away.
Well, looking forward, this feels like a dead-end punrun subject.
It sure seems to be lagging behind where others have shot up.
Well, I haven’t been keeping on top of it. Sorry.
Looks like I’m too late for the party again.
I’d be willing to bet the non-roided up guy on the right is the only one without a tennis ball or two jammed in his thong.
It’s especially ballsy that he still participated after showing up and seeing the competition.
I’d be thrilled to be in as good a shape as he is. You go, guy!
The more I look at it, the more it looks like a line from space invaders
He prolly had the biggest balls around there cause he didn’t used steroids xD
Totally agree with you! I’m not a huge fan of body building contests (or any other arena) that promotes the use of steroids and fake tans/boobs, etc. It’s much cooler to see that this guy has competed in his “natural state”.
All 7 of them
*roffle*
Is it simply body building event? Body builders go for muscle size & tone, which does mean getting strong but not necessarily as much as simply going for strength itself. If the third guy was after raw strength, it’s possible that he merits an award for the strength.
And you’ve chosen, bachalour number 3!
He enjoys Fast Food, Fast Cars, and a slow, laid back life.
Lucky guy, gets the girls, and the gold.
At least he entered! And even if only 3 entered, he won a trophy. He’s in good shape. Maybe not in competing shape, but we don’t know what he looked like a year ago. He’s a winner. It’s a WIN!
Better than the two permatanned loonies!
stare roids
Look like they’re having a D-ball up there.
(clickie)
*squeeze*
.
No, it’s tan-in-a-can. And LOOK! The guy won! See the trophy in front of him?!?
I think he’s cute!
(‘morning, velvet!)
Good morning, Judy!
.
(new clicky, btw; you’ll like this one)
Started to watch it, but the boss brought me some work to do.
I’ll catch you all later!
*happy Monday squeezies to my peeps! You know who you are!*
*knows who she is*
What did he win? Geekiest-looking?
Pasty-est looking.
Pastry-est…….is he danish?
Party-est looking … is he mohawkish?
Potty-est. Is he Crane-ish?
Most normal looking!
Agreed. I like my men fit but none of that bulky mass. Not all that attractive.
I’d go so far as to say it’s GROSS!!!!
Ew ew ew ew EW!!
It could have been age categories. I believe he’s quite a bit older than the other two.
Maybe it was for best moobs?
I dunno. You think that’s a C-cup?
Nah, definitely a B, maybe.
*squeeze*
B careful where you point that squeeze.
*croses arms over chest*
Why would you not want a *squeeze*?
She may be feeling crose about something at the moment.
I take ‘em any way I can get ‘em!
*squeezes back*
Any way, eh….?
*gently squeezes Brewski’s nose between forefinger and thumb*
I think he won the fairness-award – because was the only one who did not use steroids (obviously)
No trophy for atrophy.
Maybe its an contest for the Brownest Brawn
But they’re not brown…they’re orange.
the two on the left are the same color, but looking closer the one on the far left appears to be african american… anyone else see this?
Orange you lookin’ at me?!
looks like most people were focused on the banana
Yep Yep! Body Builders use oil all over their bodies before competitions. Supposed to make their muscles look better. Personally it makes them scare me more.
Normal looking human being WIN!
I agree! The guy on the right may not be as buff (or as orange) as the next guy, but he’s still in a lot better shape than most guys! I like his legs.
Oh good grief…..I accidentally looked at the briefs….(the middle one may be on steroids) but things are a little too obvious.
*scratches out eyes*
No need to scratch out eyes. They stuffed the crotch with socks.
Not tissues?
*adjusts bra*
One word. Cucumber.
Pickle surprise?
So that’s where all those missing pickles went!
*gooses Leila with his pickle*
GAH!
Teeheeeeee
This, from the one who masqueraded as the evil green beast herself!
*squeeze!*
Judy hid in some muscle-head’s pants????
No, but she slipped on the skin of Mr. Pickle. Which is infinitely worse. Surprise!
*squeeze!*
Don’t think I ever threw this clickie up before, but while we’re talking about the “p” word…
isn’t that 2 words?
hyphenated without the hyphen!
Some words preserve their hyphens for conjugation.
Right out in the open like that?
It’s a natural language preserve, though some words don’t care to be jammed together.
I wish I could come up with something witty about pickles and preserve… *sigh*
I relish that kind of humo(u)r.
I just hope none of them caught giardinare’s disease…
I hate to keep my enthusiasm bottled up, can I keep your comment preserved for later?
Maybe he’s too cold at the moment…he should put on a gherkin.
Did you know actually steroids shrink it…don’t ask me how I know!
hence why I mentioned the non entity in the middle in relation to the comment
Yeah…what she said!
He is thinking, I am going to be just like them when I grow up.
♪ Underdoooooooog!!!!!!!!!! ♪
That little girly-man needs to be PUMPED UP!
Sorry, little girly-man! Hear me now and believe me later! You could never match the PUMPTITUDE of the Brewski! Look at your buttocks! Like Moomin marshmallow!
Keep your Hans to yourself.
…while I PUMP *clap* YOU UP!!!!
Leila is putting her Hans together.
“I’m building a man, with blond hair and a tan … “
LIES!!
Do I detect a little ————–
——- tension?
OK, fuzz, it isn’t the first time and won’t be the last… but you lost me. What did you mean there?
*hopes to shed a light on, over at the Brewski place:*
It’s from The Rocky Horror Picture Show, in which Dr. Frank-N-Furter builds a kinda body-building man, Rocky, and explains that the work is good for relieving his … tension.
(but check with Arthur for more about sweet transvestites)
Ah, I see. I never saw it. I saw the name “Rocky” and could only think “Balboa”.
Yo.
Hold on a minute……it mentions bikinis in the background, does this mean they have been parading a la Borat?
Sexy times!
camel snake explosion! wah wah wee wah!
Should I ask for an explanation?
probably not, but here goes.
One of the things Borat says he is famous for back home is making the horses do a sexy time liquid explosion
Ah, equine love custard.
*turns pale green*
*flees*
*throws a dirty look @ granny*
*flees with k@*
I shouldn’t have asked.
I will never read the words “custard fairy” the same way again.
I never said I was innocent!
I doubt anyone here could claim innocence.
Um… *raises hand*
….err OK Leila *makes note!*
anyway what do Clams have to do with it?
Liar.
*inserts a HUGE angel smiley here*
To quote Leila…
LIES!!!
ROFL!
a la Bruno.
Maybe he won the pose for “gayest pose of the evening” !
*at least he could smile a little…*
P.S. check out my blog !
NO!!
You know…sometimes I actually do check out links, or at least mouse over them. When they demand that I do it, I have this same reaction.
Not a chance, bub.
CLICK MY LINKIE!
ht tp://www.virus.com/infect_boot_sector/diskwipe.html
Plus, it just feels good to say NO!!
anyone know any good vets?
’cause these swans are siiiick!
*flexes, while making swan shapes with arms*
That’s what you get for hiding under the bride.
imagine the groom’s face when he carries her over the threshold!
…and a very good time was had by all.
*being moderated squeeze!*
What did you do now? *squeezeback*
If the filter would understand context Granny wouldn’t be here at all…
*squeeze!*
I blame roid rage my hemorrhoids enrage me
In through the out door?
Get the Led out!
its this damned thong! always attracts too much attention
Not being oompa-loompa colored win, the way I see it.
*squat thrusts*
1097…….. 1098…..1099
*craps pants*
*wins a prize*
*squeezes GCF*
EEEWWW!!! How did it get way up there?
*runs off to take a shower*
*squeeze back*
Good session!
*follows*
*shudders*
*follows with a camera*
at least he’s not orange…
Isn’t it mandatory to have a ridiculous colour?
Why not magenta?
I vote for green. Or blue.
Judy! You should enter!
I prefer chartreuse.
Indeed, it is a lovely monk prepared drink indeed!
ROFL! k@ ready to hit the bars! Whoooooooo!!!!!!
*crunch*
OW!
*opens bottle*
*pours drinks for all*
cheers!
*nurses painful hand!*
Now I’m all carthused.
Oooooh! The Hulk should enter then, he would definitely win!
Which one?
*geek alarm sounds*
Nope. He would have to smile. Smiling = not being angry = losing the competiton.
Okay then, how about Mr. Pickle-suprise? He smiles a lot!
I’d give him any prize if he leaves then!
I think the tranny on the left is the real loser here. He’s skinny, the pose isn’t impressive and he’s wearing a dress.
Hey comment! Why are you a reply? You should have been a new thread! What’s gotten into you?
*slaps comment for AE*
I could go with tanning fail on this one, but the guy is in a different pose so you can’t really compare him to the other two. Other than the fact that he isn’t orange.
They each have a trophy. All winners. yay
but he has orange peel buttocks
The silhouette of the guy in the crowd: biggest head/tiniest caricature cartoon face win!
Mmmmmmmkay.
I can see it! looks like the guy on the left is looking at him too!
I noticed the woman has a big derriere.
lol … Mmmmmmackey.
what a hunk
looks like the middle guy is an in-ee… and I’m not talking about the belly button..
The sad thing is that I came in fourth place…
i it rather funny how everyone is talking smack on the poor guy…the guy on the right is obviously older than the ones on the left which leads me to believe that this particular competition has a not only weight classes (the two on the left are obvious winners of their divisions and the size differences are evident) but also age classes (normally either 40 and over or 50 an over). The thought isn’t too far fetched seeing as how many upper level competitions separate groups in this way. Look at the huge difference of Sylvester Stallone from Rocky to the movie Rocky Balboa. he has man-boobs just like that poor guy.
I was actually watching a documentary on steroids this weekend. The first two guys a def. using. Those packages are definitly not real! lol!! The guy on the end probably one for natural body building. IDK. It was an interesting documentary, though. I reccomend it. it was called Bigger, Faster, Stronger.
I need a magnifying glass to see the packages.
“oh, it was like that when I got here…” lol!
I’ve known lots of users, some very heavy users. One guy did everything… he injected horse steroids, veterinary drugs, you name it. Others did it for college athletics. I considered it, but never did (it was very common to use roids when I was in school). The most popular used to be dianabol. It is relatively safe compared to some of the nasty stuff out there. They would go on cycles, going off a couple weeks prior to major competitions, so their system would be clean and they could pass the drug tests.
And it is possible to bulk up like these guys without using. I’m not convinced these guys are, but they might be. One side effect is fluid retention… it makes people look a little pudgy and bloated. You can see it in the face.
Friend of mine is a bodybuilder and personal trainer and never uses steroids; he is bulked up and fabulous (without looking like a freak). Wins competitions that way, too. I <3 him! (he <3s boys, alas).
(I <3, a lass).
Anyone else notice the guy in the center
has like a tiny head,
*stresses* ON HIS SHOULDERS,
compared to the rest of his body?
*snork*
Both of his heads are pretty small.
*snickers*
Mind you it could be the effect of Cardassian neck!
I totally had a friend from high school with one of those!!!!! My roommate from college had a few classes with him and came home complaining about some d-bag with a Cardassian neck. She was pretty surprised when I told her I dated him for a while.
*Snerk*
Very true to both of you.
My favourite part of the picture is his Mohawk effect hairdo though!
Is it my imagination or
is Mr. Mohawk signalling a right turn there?
If I get moderated, does that mean I’m grounded?
*pout*
I’ll behave.
But I see it! How did this happen?!
It happened to granny too and I see the … *GASP*…word!!!!! Maybe the FB gods are easing up on it?
Granny’s was moderated though. I saw Boobie’s as soon as it was posted…
Hmmm…should we try it to see what happens Ms B? I want to be naughty.
Did someone say “naughty”???
*pounce*
*fondles*
*squeezes*
Not me.
hehehe – nice fondle you got there!
*SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE!!*
*jumps in on the fun*
*squeezes WN*
*gropes Leila, hoping WN will get blamed*
The moderators don’t care. It’s the stupid automated filter that is so offended by our collective ìmaginations.
Is the right silhouette head that of Daffy Duck? Looks to have a beak going quack.
*snicker* Nice!
QUACKS!!!
You’re disthpicable!
Thatth eathy for YOU to thay…
rofl! I can’t think of what else Daffy would say. *squeeze gaynorvader*
“They lose more darn Nazis that way.” ?
*squeeze*
The two on the left could very well be natural. Two very large natural bodybuilders are Layne Norton and Skip Lacour. (google em) Also, it’s not so much the tanning solution (it’s not permanent), but the lights that make the darker skin look more orange. Also, it’s quite important to tan up that much, otherwise small details will be harder to see, placing you behind your competition.
And on the remarks that the man on the right is older – that makes little to no difference as to the physique he could have.
The ignorance of some of these comments are simply astounding. Maybe go to an actual natural bodybuilding site and read up on it, instead of going off of rumor and myth.
What’s the fun in that?
I wonder what the name tinytimmy is referring to IRL.
Perhaps you take life a little too seriously, TinyTimmy. I propose you partake of this perfectly potable potion….
*pours beer into frosty mug and hands to poor, pitiful TinyTimmy*
actually, the age of a person does have an effect on his body composition. as you age your skins elasticity lessens causing that somewhat flabby look. Look at Lou Ferrigno. He still works out every day to great extent, but no matter what he does, he won’t be able to get back to the look he had in his competition days. Thats also why i brought up Stallone. Look at the difference in his body in the 20 years between Rocky movies. and he admitted to using steroids (all be it winistrol) in preparation for the newest feature, and yet he still couldn’t get back to the well defined look he had in the first 5 movies.
Judging by the fact that the trophies are all the same – likely first place – I’d say the man on the right is either the winner in a natural bodybuilding category, or an older class.
i want one
Just another example of the “everybody is a winner” mentality.
Hey, isn’t that AE in the middle!
Shhhh…no one is supposed to know.
Sometimes you feel like a nut…sometimes you don’t…
Me? Oh, thank you!
Nutty goodness!!! *squeeze* Hope you are doing well Mal.
He’s baaaaack!
How’s the big nut doing?
The big nut is looking at the next three years as a punishment for some crime in another life. Other then that, I have resolved many of the financial issues plaguing me when last we spoke! How’s everyone else doing? Well I hope!
*institutes a mandatory *squeeze* to everyone*
Awesome news!
Say, can I borrow $20? I’m running low on beer.
I’m afraid I can only give $100 for beer. Please forgive me!
Well, okay, it’ll do in a pinch. That just means I’ll have to buy Trappistes Rochefort instead. (about $7 per 11oz bottle)
Say, you might want to take some math courses too.
Nah! Don’t listen to him, Mal. Math is just a matter of opinion.
Only at Verizon.
Can you hear me now?
Good!
Law school?? Are you working while going or just school??? It won’t be THAT bad ….
*squeeze*
Oh. My. Somebody is microwaving lunch, and it smells like a mix of urine, dirty sweat socks, and rotting garbage. GAAH!! Must be some old fish.
*flees to break room*
*gives Brewski a clothespin for his nose*
*also gives Brewski a flea collar*
*sits in break room wondering what that noise is coming from*
This person didn’t happen to accidentally take YOUR lunch from the fridge, did he? I mean…let’s face it, you have brought some questionable lunches to work.
*Sigh* Such are the horrors of Mondays… I hope the smell doesn’t linger. Ick.
♪Do you have to let it linger?
Do you have to, do you have to,
Do you have to let it linger?♫
♪ Ooh oooh, that smell! Can’t ya smell that smell? ♫
OMG – I effin HATE that song!
Chan! *squeeze*
Long time no squeeze. How ya doing?
*Squeeze* (I needed that!) Could be better. I’m just coming down from a rage-out at my empty store about the weekend people… I screamed at the wall until a construction worker from next door came to make sure everything was okay. Lol.
How are you?
Doing well, thanks. You really need to get out of that job if it stresses you out that much. If you want, you can vent on us!
I love your stories!
Haha, no good story here. I arrived this morning to find a note saying only, “Sorry, it was busy this weekend.” The inventory that should have been started by the Sat morning person and finished by the evening person was started half-assedly by both, seeing as how the evening person thought the morning person did it wrong. It didn’t matter, because they both did it wrong, and only did about a half hour worth of work on it between them anyway (it’s not like I left a comprehensive, step-by-step “this is how you print an inventory report” instruction sheet on the counter on Friday night or anything). The store is a mess, stock hasn’t been put out, the floor hasn’t been swept or mopped since Friday, and I’m just right peeved about it.
But it will matter less when I go back to school in September. I’m just counting the days… 13 left!
*puts champagne on ice for the big day*
*starts to get the shakes, due to lack of 10am fail*
*concerned look*
*paces*
*mutters to self about where our next fail could be*
*chews fingernails*
*sits down in corner*
*starts rocking back and forth*
*starts stretching and flexing muscles*
*gets 4th place trophy*
*applauds*
*offers baconlube to oil up muscles*
Sorry, I’ve given up Baconlube™ .
I’ll take some Chickenlube, though.
All I’ve got is Turkeylube. Will that be a good enough substitute?
Usually only use Turkeylube around the holidays, but sure.
“Joey, have you ever been covered in Turkeylube?”
(I am so bored. Where is the next fail?)
No, but Joey’s had a turkey stuck on his head before. Maybe the Turkeylube would have helped.
Where the HECK is our afternoon vid fail???
Maybe the server got hecked.
*grabs crayons*
*begins scribbling on walls*
“All work and no play makes Brewski a dull boy”
“All work and no play makes Brewski a dull boy”
*pulls own hair*
*laughs*
*throws self at padded wall*
*continues laughing*
*checks out ICHC*
*sees the kitties are in straitjackets, too*
*starts speekink wif weerd spellinks in hiz headz*
*afinkso!!*
Oh noes! Lolspeak! Halp! Halp!
{{{fuzz}}}
Cat scratch fever.
Did you get it from a catechist?
♪ I can’t live
If living is without Fail ♪
♪ I can’t live, with or without you! ♫
*smacks Brewski*
STOPPIT!! :p
One of my fellow managers summed it up perfectly yesterday. He said, “You know, if the customers and the employees here weren’t so dumb, this job would be easy!”
I fully agree with that sentiment.
Any of the construction workers have potential? Interesting way to meet guys …
Oh, if only. I’m spoken for, but it would certainly improve the scenery! Instead of ruining it, since they drove over two trees in the parking lot today.
There is something unusual about this guy on the right, but I can’t put my finger on it …
Hmmm.
Oh, what the hell.
*puts his finger on it*
I should have used the E.T. finger!! Bad touch!
Here ya go, B.
*hands Brewski original E.T. Finger™ *
*sneaks up behind Judy…*
WHAT THE F….!!!!
*click!*
I’ll give her ten thousand internets!
*sigh* I hate that tiny type. I can barely read it! I swear I thought it said “a thousand internets.
I up my bid to twenty.
Avis! *squeeze*
I saw a band this weekend that is kinda from your area, “Nomo”. They’re playing at Milllenium Park tonight. I saw them in Boston. It was fun.
They might get rained out, there’s a huge stormfront in the area. But, if it’s relatively dry, I may go check that out! Of course assuming you mean Chicago’s Millennium Park!
*squeeze!*
Yes, yes, Chicago!
*gives Avis a copy of the pic*
*takes twenty thousand internets*
YOINK!
*puts pic in a central place on the wall at DW’s*
Deal!
*takes internets, gives Judy pic*
*walks away, whistling innocently*
* leans next to sign,saying
“Baconlube massage: 10,000 internets” *
*sees sign*
*raises eyebrow*
You’ll massage some Baconlube for 10,000 internets? This I’ve got to see!
*pays 10,000 internets*
I’ll give you twenty for the negatives!
Look up there. ^^
*tucks picture into album*
Perfect!
He looks like he does not approve of something — his pose is just like a pissed off parent before they start to lecture you.
The guy on the left is Morrissey, an 80’s pop singer ( still active and popular in Europe). This looks like his kinda humour, you all fell for it.
Yup, we fell for it. Probably because we have no sense of humo(u)r. We take these pics all too seriously.
Indeed. I am still concerned about the vicar. I hope he wasn’t too uncomfortable when his stitches were removed. And what of the potato? The tragedy of the whole story is overwhelming.
I meant the guy on the right ( i was looking from behind)
You can see their behinds? Any better than the fronts? The guy in the middle leaves much to be desired…
I was just wondering how long it took to climb into the computer screen to go around back for a look. The monitor seems like a good place to hide for the rest of the day.
Actually, all you need is to look at the site on a mirrored server.
Mirror, mirror, on the fail…
I tried, but it didn’t look right. Even if I backup first.
Trust me, the guy on the left has the best behind really.
pllllthth!! need new fail….
Tap you heels together 3 times, and repeat after me:
“There’s no place like Fail”
“There’s no place like Fail”
*tap*
*tap*
*tap*
*crosses fingers*
*crosses toes*
*wishes upon a star*
OK, what did you guys do to the fail?
*squeezeroonies*
*urp*
Um…nothing…
Oops, I accidenty my name.
*goes into corner*
*stands in spotlight*
*looses religion*
*loses extra o*
You said too much “o’s”
Do you think you can do it?
nothing to lose Rapid Eye Movement sleep over, dude
How can you stand in the place that you live and say that?
It’s automatic for the people.
*rem-snork!*
It’ll show up. When I am at my place trying to finish cleaning and stuck with my now paperweight named Godot.
You named your paperweight?
Everyone’s doing it these days. It’s like the pet rock of the 21st century. Mine is named Giles Corey.
A paperweight named Giles Corey? Any Crucible fans in da house?
I named my laptop. It died this weekend.
hiya, Avis!! how was your weekend?
Loud. Very loud. And yesterday was spent recovering. I went to my friends boat Saturday night, and babysat a bunch of aging frat boys while my friend went to his dance lessons. But otherwise, ok.
Oh, and – nice feathers. :p
lol*squeeze* i had an awesome weekend myself. My boyfriend and I went on a date for the first time in months. We went to I.H.O.P. and then over to his old neighborhood and walked around. Then we went to our friend’s house. It was nice. Sunday was good too.
I cooked, cleaned, laundered, and basically worked my little hiney off. Repeated on Sunday. Darn glad to get back the job today. I could use some rest!
I went and saw GI Joe…my gawd, I haven’t laughed so much at a movie in years. It was hysterically bad. Think…Clive Cussler meets James Bond meets Star Wars and you’re pretty much there.
Do you have a non-working photocopier named Bartleby, by any chance?
I Just can’t think of anything to say about this fail. WE NEED A NEW FAIL!
*mind explodes and Shadow’s head chunks everywhere*
ZA, ZA, ZA!!!! Get over here, fresh brains!!!! *saves all brains in tupperware*
*Shadow’s deady body (headless one) twitches*
*Shadow’s dead body twitches more*
Make you burp it for freshness…
*gives Monday morning squeezes*
GAH!!!!
*quickly shoots ’sure’ between make and you*
Darn browser…
*squeeze!!!*
*Shadow’s dead body arm moves*
*kicks moving dead body* I don’t think this is right….
*pokes moving dead body*
Ummm…I think you’re right…
Sacrilege!!
*moves again*
I was pleased to show up & see that the 10am fail was a picture rather than a video (so I can see it at work) — then realized that the 10am fail is simply missing in action. I guess it partied too hard this weekend and has overslept.
Good morning, Failpeeps!
*squeezes for all* (well – all who deserve them)
Hey, ns! Thanks for stopping by!
Yes, our fail is missing and I fail to see why that is a problem. Are we all not here? I say, start the grill up and let’s get this party started!
“Stopping by?” I’ll be here all day. Don’t forget to tip your waitress.
*sticks foot out as waitress walks by with full tray*
*various foods and beverages fly in all directions, falling upon other patrons*
Brewski! Why did you do that?
Crap. Now I gotta go shower.
Uh oh.
Me too.
*follows Ms B*
*follows Ms B and Brewski while holding waterproof camcorder*
*squeezes past Velvet* hey, can I help, I’m good with the soaping up part!!
*Rushes to catch up with warm, fluffy towels for afterwards*
They’ll be needing these…
woot! super soft an fluffy, just how I like ‘em! thanks!!
Uh…this is going to be very interesting.
*sends in a hairy badger*
I have got to find a more private place to shower…
*takes a warm fluffy towel from Chan*
It’s for the hairy badger.
*looks at badger*
uummm, what is this for?
*hands badger to Ms. B*
*wonders what a hairy badger is and why would it want to join in a shower?*
Because we don’t need no stinkin’ badgers.
idk….
*hopes he deserves a squeeze*
Good…afternoon nightshayde!
Of course you do, Brewski!
He actually won?
Yeah. So did the dude on the far right.
I wonder which of those three did not take steroids. The funny thing is that if you went back 60 years, contestant number 3 would have been considered fit and muscular. Take a look at Superman’s physique back when he first started.
it make remind, Remi Gaillard in this film http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXsY2r1_9C0
It’s funny but it looks totally doctored in Photoshop.
The chicks would prefer the non-sticky guy.
Sorry if someone else posted this info, but I’m too lazy to read through all 900 zillion posts…The pasty guy didn’t use “fake bake” and also looks like he didn’t dehydrate himself to make his muscles more evident. The two guys on the left did this and look more defined. Of course, they are body builders and the guy on the far right looks like he might have won in a flyweight or middle weight strength category or else perhaps was better than the rest if it were a body-building only contest. He does have nicer pectorals that #1 and #2. Those two look too fakey-fake anyhow.
I sincerly doubt he participated in anything else than bodybuilding (he wears a thong).
First!
Looks like those guys might be the winners. Could be classed by age. He looks older and I know many competitions have a Sr. division. If he’s an old guy, he’s in very good shape and might have just decided he didn’t want to use that foul tan crap that the others usually do.
That’s exactly what I was thinking. He won the Senior division.
You all know this is a photoshop comp, right?
His knees are different heights
This is actually WIN
“One of these things is not like the others…”
He actually won the “only contestant that isn’t actively juicing” category.
Its of course relative. Compared to most men he on the right is in good shape.
He got 2nd place? Or 3rd? He is on the right so should be silver!
So it’s a fail ’cause the guy on the far right is just a regular-looking fit guy and not a basted-turkey monstrosity? I’d say it’s a win for him, actually, because he nauseates me the least out of the three.
I don’t know… Looks like he’s got a trophy at his feet and you don’t… Who’s the failure now?
For the record, I would guess that these are the winners from different categories… possibly different age ranges.
You’re right as to “Bodybuilding fail”, but you placed the “FAIL” atop the wrong dude.
Haha. The two guys on the left are really built, but the guy the on the right isn’t. That’s hilarious.
Actually he is. But without the spray tan it doesn’t show so much in the picture. That’s actually the reason why bodybuilder use the spray tan in the first place.
Probably he won the no tan category of the competition. (If such thing exist.)
Bet he didn’t “FAIL” the drug test, though!
the fail is how much the photoshop sucked
this is from mtv “made”
Morrissey’s looking ripped!
I think this is a “not looking like an orange mutant” win. Seriously, bodybuilders look so unnatural, like they have some sort of muscular disorder.
No fail here. FailBlog is a bummer.
Probably the Masters class and only three entered. It happens sometimes.
Miss Genetic Abnormality?
Morrissey has really let himself go.
There you can see three categories “walter”, heavy weight, and senior!, thats the diference!, No PShop need, only lack of tan!
At least he isn’t neon orange.
Yeah! failed for not taking steroids like the other two action man figures.. btw the other two, are made of plastic..right?
Two of these kids are working together,
Two of these kids are kinda the same,
But one of these kids is doing his own thing.
Now it’s time to play our game!
I’ve seen much worse than this…
Obviously this was a three person contest.
Now that’s just mean xD
Hey he’s still has abs right?
Olympic thought win !!
He got 3rd place, so… WIN
he`s propably looking better then most people posting here …
Isn’t the guy on the right like 80 or something? I think it’s the winners of several age categories.
The ones on the left are nastier.
The guy on the right won the trophy for the tan-less competition.
Come on– this guy isn’t bad for 86!?!
two oompa loompas!!
i think the fail should go to the guy in the middle. obviously doing steriods. look at how tiny his balls are! shriveled!
Morrissey?
For once I actually feel sorry for the guy. My guess is that he won in a more amateur competition for his age group and was offered to compete in another competition but was unaware of size-able difference in expectations. Besides, he IS standing behind a trophy perhaps these guy represent the different age classes.
hahaha, that guy rocks
Guy on the far-right is actually the most attractive apart from the bad hair. Too much muscle and no fluff is just gross, especially when they are orange.
I actually think I recognize this as an episode of that show on MTV called “Made”, this young guy wanted to be made into a body builder… and with only a limited amount of time to train… this was the result, but they still made him compete. Anyone remember that episode???
funny
Whats fail about this, the guy looks like hes a senior group posing with younger class guys, obviously he dosnt have fake tan on, good for him.
lol! Look at me on the right…
One question still remains…
How is this failing????????
all the steroids none of the body building…hope you body building morons know see this its bound to happen
mega fail:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
LOL. Its from a prank video from this european dude you can find on youtube. He’s hilarious. btw he got kicked out from security later. ;D
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