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		<title>By: Andrew</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/08/17/babysitting-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-965823</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Aug 2010 20:14:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[NOTE: Springer rage has been re-studied and found more to be a fear than a &quot;rage&quot;. Ninety percent of all &quot;rage cases&quot; have been found to be dogs that were going blind, going deaf, or were cornered. With my jasmine she was going blind. One vet said springer rage and I almost put here down. It took guys with PhD`s and fancy lab coats to convince me it wasn&#039;t real. Just like with Santa(LOL) but seriously, there is no condition outside of rabies that &quot;MAKES&quot; a dog violent.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>NOTE: Springer rage has been re-studied and found more to be a fear than a &#8220;rage&#8221;. Ninety percent of all &#8220;rage cases&#8221; have been found to be dogs that were going blind, going deaf, or were cornered. With my jasmine she was going blind. One vet said springer rage and I almost put here down. It took guys with PhD`s and fancy lab coats to convince me it wasn&#8217;t real. Just like with Santa(LOL) but seriously, there is no condition outside of rabies that &#8220;MAKES&#8221; a dog violent.</p>
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		<title>By: Andrew</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/08/17/babysitting-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-965800</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Aug 2010 20:08:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[*dachshund
*pit-bull
*sheltie
*Labrador
*various retrievers
*german shepards
*multiple spaniels
*one really smelly hound(skunk got him)


You can say any dog is violent. My fiance has a scar across her face from a Shepard, family pet, I have multiple scars from labs spaniels and retrievers, and my dads miniature dachshund. You cannot simply label a breed violent. Any animal has the capability of being so. For crying out loud my moms cows were more dangerous then any of my three pits ever were!!
                                            PUNISH THE DEED, NOT THEE BREED!!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>*dachshund<br />
*pit-bull<br />
*sheltie<br />
*Labrador<br />
*various retrievers<br />
*german shepards<br />
*multiple spaniels<br />
*one really smelly hound(skunk got him)</p>
<p>You can say any dog is violent. My fiance has a scar across her face from a Shepard, family pet, I have multiple scars from labs spaniels and retrievers, and my dads miniature dachshund. You cannot simply label a breed violent. Any animal has the capability of being so. For crying out loud my moms cows were more dangerous then any of my three pits ever were!!<br />
                                            PUNISH THE DEED, NOT THEE BREED!!</p>
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		<title>By: Andrew</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/08/17/babysitting-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-965768</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Andrew]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Aug 2010 19:58:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Any moron who thinks that a pit-bull is a naturally aggressive dog towards children is a fail themselves. I&#039;ve owned three pits and all behaved better then any Shepard, Lab or Retriever I&#039;ve ever seen.

                                                        PUNISH THE DEED, NOT THE BREED!!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Any moron who thinks that a pit-bull is a naturally aggressive dog towards children is a fail themselves. I&#8217;ve owned three pits and all behaved better then any Shepard, Lab or Retriever I&#8217;ve ever seen.</p>
<p>                                                        PUNISH THE DEED, NOT THE BREED!!</p>
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		<title>By: JLee</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/08/17/babysitting-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-924852</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[JLee]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jun 2010 23:03:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[That Was Funny, I guess after they sell the pitbull the babysitter can leave LOL :)]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That Was Funny, I guess after they sell the pitbull the babysitter can leave LOL <img src='http://s0.wp.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: liza</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/08/17/babysitting-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-735112</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[liza]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Jan 2010 19:27:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Спасибо Аист &lt;a href=&quot;http://kinozones.ru/genre/multfilm&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;мультфильм&lt;/a&gt; / Спасибо, Аист!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Спасибо Аист <a href="http://kinozones.ru/genre/multfilm" rel="nofollow">мультфильм</a> / Спасибо, Аист!</p>
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		<title>By: randomBLOG</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/08/17/babysitting-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-722333</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Dec 2009 18:33:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[gotta feed em babies]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>gotta feed em babies</p>
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		<title>By: gena</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/08/17/babysitting-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-683850</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[gena]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 14:55:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[:DDDDDDDD]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p> <img src='http://s0.wp.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' /> DDDDDDD</p>
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		<title>By: Melody</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/08/17/babysitting-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-676044</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Melody]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Nov 2009 06:40:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Do I sence some Dog Whisperer fans out there?  Pack Leader FTW!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Do I sence some Dog Whisperer fans out there?  Pack Leader FTW!</p>
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		<title>By: Jim</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/08/17/babysitting-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-676040</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jim]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Nov 2009 06:20:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[There&#039;s something really Darwinian about this sign.  I just can&#039;t figure out what!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There&#8217;s something really Darwinian about this sign.  I just can&#8217;t figure out what!</p>
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		<title>By: dangerous dog</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/08/17/babysitting-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-673243</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[dangerous dog]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 02:02:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[they are mans best friend if we just take good care of them nicely we will all have great bonding with our animals.
&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGmGII8mMKc&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;dog attack&lt;/a&gt;]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>they are mans best friend if we just take good care of them nicely we will all have great bonding with our animals.<br />
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGmGII8mMKc" rel="nofollow">dog attack</a></p>
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		<title>By: Benji</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/08/17/babysitting-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-612574</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Benji]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Sep 2009 22:21:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Seconded.]]></description>
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		<title>By: Benji</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/08/17/babysitting-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-612571</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Benji]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Sep 2009 22:19:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[EPIC FAIL at pit bull history.

American staffordshire terriers are the AKC recognized breeds. American pit bull terriers are the UKC regognized breed. Two different kennel clubs. The Am staff was not a bull baiter because the Am staff was once the same breed as the APBT. In fact, my AKC book mentions it having once been known as the pit bull and the pit bull terrier. When pit bull fanciers tried to get the AKC to recognize the APBT, they refused. Saying they didn&#039;t want to register a breed with pit bull in its name so they wouldn&#039;t be associated with dog fighting. The same way they won&#039;t register labradoodles today because they don&#039;t want to be associated with puppy mills. They stood by their decision. That is, until Pete the Pup (who was an American pit bull, btw) became stuff of legend. They then decided to accept the breed, however, under a different name: American staffordshire terrier. (Pete was one of the first duel registered &quot;pit bulls&quot;) For this reason, teh American staffordshire and the APBT have almost IDENTICAL histories. Gee, I wonder why? They are both&quot;pit bulls&quot; however, the American staffordshire terrier is not even close to the APBT. Not anymore. The APBT has been bred for working purposes, the am staff for show. Creating a completely different look between the two breeds. The Am staff is bigger, the APBT is smaller.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>EPIC FAIL at pit bull history.</p>
<p>American staffordshire terriers are the AKC recognized breeds. American pit bull terriers are the UKC regognized breed. Two different kennel clubs. The Am staff was not a bull baiter because the Am staff was once the same breed as the APBT. In fact, my AKC book mentions it having once been known as the pit bull and the pit bull terrier. When pit bull fanciers tried to get the AKC to recognize the APBT, they refused. Saying they didn&#8217;t want to register a breed with pit bull in its name so they wouldn&#8217;t be associated with dog fighting. The same way they won&#8217;t register labradoodles today because they don&#8217;t want to be associated with puppy mills. They stood by their decision. That is, until Pete the Pup (who was an American pit bull, btw) became stuff of legend. They then decided to accept the breed, however, under a different name: American staffordshire terrier. (Pete was one of the first duel registered &#8220;pit bulls&#8221;) For this reason, teh American staffordshire and the APBT have almost IDENTICAL histories. Gee, I wonder why? They are both&#8221;pit bulls&#8221; however, the American staffordshire terrier is not even close to the APBT. Not anymore. The APBT has been bred for working purposes, the am staff for show. Creating a completely different look between the two breeds. The Am staff is bigger, the APBT is smaller.</p>
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		<title>By: Benji</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/08/17/babysitting-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-612568</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Benji]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Sep 2009 22:12:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[That site makes up most of it&#039;s statistics. And posts a lot of stories that have no proof backing it up. The creator of the site also can&#039;t tell the difference between a pit bull and a terrier mix.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That site makes up most of it&#8217;s statistics. And posts a lot of stories that have no proof backing it up. The creator of the site also can&#8217;t tell the difference between a pit bull and a terrier mix.</p>
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		<title>By: Benji</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/08/17/babysitting-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-612567</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Benji]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Sep 2009 22:08:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[*Dachshund
*Shih tzu 

Little dogs only have &quot;attitude problems&quot; because many owners spoil them and treat them like accessories. Sadly, giving them a bad reputation. But, even they should have a sweet temperament, believe it or not. Rowdy, yes. Loud, some of them. Aggressive? Unacceptable according to breed standard.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>*Dachshund<br />
*Shih tzu </p>
<p>Little dogs only have &#8220;attitude problems&#8221; because many owners spoil them and treat them like accessories. Sadly, giving them a bad reputation. But, even they should have a sweet temperament, believe it or not. Rowdy, yes. Loud, some of them. Aggressive? Unacceptable according to breed standard.</p>
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		<title>By: Benji</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/08/17/babysitting-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-612565</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Benji]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Sep 2009 22:03:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You&#039;re right. That is a fail... babysitting is one word.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You&#8217;re right. That is a fail&#8230; babysitting is one word.</p>
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		<title>By: Benji</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/08/17/babysitting-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-612564</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Benji]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Sep 2009 21:57:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Knowledge of dog breeds, fail. 

Pit bulls are not human aggressive because they were bred to be human friendly. Would you want to handle an aggressive dog? 

Also, if you think about it, Dachshunds were bred to take down badgers. Have you ever SEEN a badger? They&#039;re not little. Jack Russels are terriers, too. Most terriers have been bred to take down other animals. Many of the hunters have taken down large prey. Including... *GASP*... POODLES! 

Also, if you&#039;re referring to bull baiting, that would be bulldogs. Not pit bulls. Do your research. Yes, pit bulls were bred to hunt wild boar- but, so were many other breeds that have reputations as family dogs. In fact, bulldogs are about the most mellow freakin&#039; dogs you could own and they were originally bred to take down BULLS! BULLS for dogs sake! 

You insult the intelligence of canines. They can tell the difference between a dog and a human and a cat and a bird. APBT&#039;s were NOT bred to take down humans in the pit. So this ridiculous rumor that they were bred to be aggressive is stupid. Stupid, stupid, stupid. They were bred to be friendly. You try training an aggressive dog to take down a wild boar. See how far it  gets ya.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Knowledge of dog breeds, fail. </p>
<p>Pit bulls are not human aggressive because they were bred to be human friendly. Would you want to handle an aggressive dog? </p>
<p>Also, if you think about it, Dachshunds were bred to take down badgers. Have you ever SEEN a badger? They&#8217;re not little. Jack Russels are terriers, too. Most terriers have been bred to take down other animals. Many of the hunters have taken down large prey. Including&#8230; *GASP*&#8230; POODLES! </p>
<p>Also, if you&#8217;re referring to bull baiting, that would be bulldogs. Not pit bulls. Do your research. Yes, pit bulls were bred to hunt wild boar- but, so were many other breeds that have reputations as family dogs. In fact, bulldogs are about the most mellow freakin&#8217; dogs you could own and they were originally bred to take down BULLS! BULLS for dogs sake! </p>
<p>You insult the intelligence of canines. They can tell the difference between a dog and a human and a cat and a bird. APBT&#8217;s were NOT bred to take down humans in the pit. So this ridiculous rumor that they were bred to be aggressive is stupid. Stupid, stupid, stupid. They were bred to be friendly. You try training an aggressive dog to take down a wild boar. See how far it  gets ya.</p>
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		<title>By: Benji</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/08/17/babysitting-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-612557</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Benji]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Sep 2009 21:49:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Your mistaken. Pit bull TYPE dogs are. And those pit bull type dogs, about 8 times out of 10, aren&#039;t pit bulls.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Your mistaken. Pit bull TYPE dogs are. And those pit bull type dogs, about 8 times out of 10, aren&#8217;t pit bulls.</p>
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		<title>By: ST</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/08/17/babysitting-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-601432</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[ST]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Sep 2009 03:06:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Why is this a fail? There&#039;s nothing wrong with pit bulls, other than thugs and thug wannabes who abuse them and/or train them to fight. If pit bulls vanished today, the thugs and thug wannabes would find another breed to abuse.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Why is this a fail? There&#8217;s nothing wrong with pit bulls, other than thugs and thug wannabes who abuse them and/or train them to fight. If pit bulls vanished today, the thugs and thug wannabes would find another breed to abuse.</p>
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		<title>By: TOallTHE idiots</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/08/17/babysitting-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-590164</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[TOallTHE idiots]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Sep 2009 01:29:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Pit bulls even have the nickname nanny dog.  The fact that this is on fail blog shows ignorance.  Punish the deed not the breed!  Its people that make the dogs fight and/or vicious they arnt just born that way!!!!!!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Pit bulls even have the nickname nanny dog.  The fact that this is on fail blog shows ignorance.  Punish the deed not the breed!  Its people that make the dogs fight and/or vicious they arnt just born that way!!!!!!</p>
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		<title>By: Sylderon</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/08/17/babysitting-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-588438</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Sylderon]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2009 22:01:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#039;t understand how this is a fail...unless they&#039;re like my friend&#039;s pit bull, who might lick you to death.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I don&#8217;t understand how this is a fail&#8230;unless they&#8217;re like my friend&#8217;s pit bull, who might lick you to death.</p>
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		<title>By: Jessi</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/08/17/babysitting-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-585549</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jessi]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 29 Aug 2009 06:53:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Comment comprehension fail.

I never said that they were &#039;vicious&#039; or &#039;dangerous&#039;, just that they were not a proper dog for a first time dog owner (neither are APBT, for that matter), nor the best dog for someone with children.

Akitas have not been bred with the same tendency towards following people blindly as APBT and AmStaffs have (as, you&#039;ll notice, I&#039;ve said before). They are a much more independent and free thinking dog which, a lot of times, don&#039;t care to have children around.

Your parents obviously took the time to make the dog understand that you were someone to be respected and tolerated. This is something that pitties, for the most part, do not need to learn. Talk to most other Akita owners, and they will tell you similar things. Also, I&#039;m just assuming that your parents got a puppy Akita and did not adopt a fully grown one. As with most breeds, if they&#039;re raised around children, they tend to tolerate them.

Again, I never said anything to an Akita&#039;s detriment. I love and respect the breed. I&#039;m just saying that they are more independent and less people oriented than pitties.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Comment comprehension fail.</p>
<p>I never said that they were &#8216;vicious&#8217; or &#8216;dangerous&#8217;, just that they were not a proper dog for a first time dog owner (neither are APBT, for that matter), nor the best dog for someone with children.</p>
<p>Akitas have not been bred with the same tendency towards following people blindly as APBT and AmStaffs have (as, you&#8217;ll notice, I&#8217;ve said before). They are a much more independent and free thinking dog which, a lot of times, don&#8217;t care to have children around.</p>
<p>Your parents obviously took the time to make the dog understand that you were someone to be respected and tolerated. This is something that pitties, for the most part, do not need to learn. Talk to most other Akita owners, and they will tell you similar things. Also, I&#8217;m just assuming that your parents got a puppy Akita and did not adopt a fully grown one. As with most breeds, if they&#8217;re raised around children, they tend to tolerate them.</p>
<p>Again, I never said anything to an Akita&#8217;s detriment. I love and respect the breed. I&#8217;m just saying that they are more independent and less people oriented than pitties.</p>
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		<title>By: erehton</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/08/17/babysitting-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-580867</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[erehton]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Aug 2009 11:24:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Maybe he/she sold children as pit bulls.]]></description>
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		<title>By: floridakid</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/08/17/babysitting-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-580511</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[floridakid]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Aug 2009 01:11:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[haha i live about a minute from where this sign used to be!
we sent it to headlines for jay leno but he didn&#039;t use it lol.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>haha i live about a minute from where this sign used to be!<br />
we sent it to headlines for jay leno but he didn&#8217;t use it lol.</p>
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		<title>By: stephanie</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/08/17/babysitting-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-578845</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[stephanie]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Aug 2009 02:05:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Amen!]]></description>
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		<title>By: stephanie</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/08/17/babysitting-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-578842</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[stephanie]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Aug 2009 02:03:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Thank you, Thank you.  I have a Pit and he is the best.  Blame the Owner, not the dog!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thank you, Thank you.  I have a Pit and he is the best.  Blame the Owner, not the dog!</p>
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		<title>By: pit</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/08/17/babysitting-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-577610</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[pit]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Aug 2009 14:46:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[pit bulls are actually some of the best family dogs out there, they&#039;re only dangerous when abused, those kids would probably have lots of fun with those dogs]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>pit bulls are actually some of the best family dogs out there, they&#8217;re only dangerous when abused, those kids would probably have lots of fun with those dogs</p>
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		<title>By: DeannaS</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/08/17/babysitting-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-577426</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[DeannaS]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Aug 2009 13:22:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[My first dog growing up was an American Pitt Bull Terrier. My parents got Bobby a year or so before I was born and I grew up with him until some @$$h0le decided to run him over on the side of the road (almost took out my mother too).

It&#039;s been 20 years and three dogs later, and I still have never found another dog as sweet and devoted as Bobby was. I still miss him :-(]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My first dog growing up was an American Pitt Bull Terrier. My parents got Bobby a year or so before I was born and I grew up with him until some @$$h0le decided to run him over on the side of the road (almost took out my mother too).</p>
<p>It&#8217;s been 20 years and three dogs later, and I still have never found another dog as sweet and devoted as Bobby was. I still miss him <img src='http://s0.wp.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif' alt=':-(' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: phyre</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/08/17/babysitting-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-577270</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[phyre]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Aug 2009 09:33:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Akita knowledge fail.

My family got an akita when I was 4.  He was big, strong, and territorial.  He was also the most patient and loyal creature I&#039;ve ever known.  He put up with years of my childish nonsense--playing with his ears, pulling his tail, trying to ride him, and generally being a pest--with rarely even a growl.  He kept a close eye on any stranger who came into the house, but if we were OK with them, so was he.  I have no doubt that he would have fought to the death anyone who attacked one of us, but that&#039;s probably true of my dad too, and he&#039;s not &quot;vicious&quot; or &quot;dangerous.&quot;]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Akita knowledge fail.</p>
<p>My family got an akita when I was 4.  He was big, strong, and territorial.  He was also the most patient and loyal creature I&#8217;ve ever known.  He put up with years of my childish nonsense&#8211;playing with his ears, pulling his tail, trying to ride him, and generally being a pest&#8211;with rarely even a growl.  He kept a close eye on any stranger who came into the house, but if we were OK with them, so was he.  I have no doubt that he would have fought to the death anyone who attacked one of us, but that&#8217;s probably true of my dad too, and he&#8217;s not &#8220;vicious&#8221; or &#8220;dangerous.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Kalmana</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/08/17/babysitting-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-576772</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Kalmana]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 23 Aug 2009 16:35:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I really dont see how this is a fail. So what, they are selling pitbulls. Just because some idiots decided to teach pitbulls to fight doesn&#039;t mean that all of them are. According to some peoples logic, i guess that means that all Saint Benards are monsters because of Cujo.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I really dont see how this is a fail. So what, they are selling pitbulls. Just because some idiots decided to teach pitbulls to fight doesn&#8217;t mean that all of them are. According to some peoples logic, i guess that means that all Saint Benards are monsters because of Cujo.</p>
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		<title>By: Olivia</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/08/17/babysitting-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-575616</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Olivia]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Aug 2009 06:12:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[All but two (that had to be put down because of medical reasons) of Michael Vick&#039;s dogs went to loving families, one is even now a therapy dog.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>All but two (that had to be put down because of medical reasons) of Michael Vick&#8217;s dogs went to loving families, one is even now a therapy dog.</p>
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		<title>By: SeanK</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/08/17/babysitting-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-575378</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[SeanK]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Aug 2009 21:58:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[pitbulls are family dogs and are great with children. stop listening to the media. this is not a fail unless ur ignorant towards pits. if there was a pitbulls for sale. poodle sitting service. maybe a fail but still]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>pitbulls are family dogs and are great with children. stop listening to the media. this is not a fail unless ur ignorant towards pits. if there was a pitbulls for sale. poodle sitting service. maybe a fail but still</p>
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		<title>By: Rin</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/08/17/babysitting-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-574931</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Rin]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Aug 2009 17:39:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Why is this a fail? Pitbulls are a family dog and I would leave any child alone with mine. She would just lick them to death. It&#039;s the owners that cause dogs to be a problem. If this person is responsible and a good parent/dog owner there would be NOTHING wrong with the two being in the same home. Also if they are a responsible baby sitter the kids wouldn&#039;t be left alone with a litter of puppies due to what the children would do not puppies.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Why is this a fail? Pitbulls are a family dog and I would leave any child alone with mine. She would just lick them to death. It&#8217;s the owners that cause dogs to be a problem. If this person is responsible and a good parent/dog owner there would be NOTHING wrong with the two being in the same home. Also if they are a responsible baby sitter the kids wouldn&#8217;t be left alone with a litter of puppies due to what the children would do not puppies.</p>
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		<title>By: Jessi</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/08/17/babysitting-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-574041</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jessi]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Aug 2009 06:37:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[*there

Whoops, typed too fast and defaulted to a specific &#039;their&#039;.]]></description>
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<p>Whoops, typed too fast and defaulted to a specific &#8216;their&#8217;.</p>
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		<title>By: Jessi</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/08/17/babysitting-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-574040</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jessi]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Aug 2009 06:36:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here&#039;s an idea, instead of calling me a liar, which I am not, go to Merriam Webster&#039;s online dictionary, type in the work &#039;provoke&#039; and see what pops up! What I copied was exactly what was their. No cuts, no edits.

Humans don&#039;t have control over whether or not they feel angry. They do, however, have control over how they react to that situation. Case in point, customers annoy, upset and anger me everyday. How do I deal with it? By smiling and nodding and helping them with whatever problem they might have. Human beings have ways of not letting their emotions get the best of them, dogs don&#039;t come with that kind of wiring.

&quot;The responsible pet owners on this board have a serious bone to pick with you – you’re claiming that dogs are an extreme hazard that shouldn’t be allowed in anyone’s home.&quot; - Nope, never said that, but thanks for putting words in my mouth. And, by the way, dogs are incapable of being either good or bad - that&#039;s human based morality and does not apply to animals.

&quot;If a dog were incapable of deciding “This short human keeps pulling my tail, which hurts, but I’ll be patient with it for now,” child fatalities would reach epic proportions instead of being rare exceptions.&quot; - Dogs are capable of thinking of children as members of their pack, but only if introduced as such. In a pack, puppies are allowed to crawl on, bite and annoy the living daylights out of the older animals to a point. I never said dogs weren&#039;t incapable of making decisions, I just said that they went about it in a different method than humans did. If you disagree with this statement, then you are more of a danger with a dog than someone who understands that dogs are *animals* and not human beings.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Here&#8217;s an idea, instead of calling me a liar, which I am not, go to Merriam Webster&#8217;s online dictionary, type in the work &#8216;provoke&#8217; and see what pops up! What I copied was exactly what was their. No cuts, no edits.</p>
<p>Humans don&#8217;t have control over whether or not they feel angry. They do, however, have control over how they react to that situation. Case in point, customers annoy, upset and anger me everyday. How do I deal with it? By smiling and nodding and helping them with whatever problem they might have. Human beings have ways of not letting their emotions get the best of them, dogs don&#8217;t come with that kind of wiring.</p>
<p>&#8220;The responsible pet owners on this board have a serious bone to pick with you – you’re claiming that dogs are an extreme hazard that shouldn’t be allowed in anyone’s home.&#8221; &#8211; Nope, never said that, but thanks for putting words in my mouth. And, by the way, dogs are incapable of being either good or bad &#8211; that&#8217;s human based morality and does not apply to animals.</p>
<p>&#8220;If a dog were incapable of deciding “This short human keeps pulling my tail, which hurts, but I’ll be patient with it for now,” child fatalities would reach epic proportions instead of being rare exceptions.&#8221; &#8211; Dogs are capable of thinking of children as members of their pack, but only if introduced as such. In a pack, puppies are allowed to crawl on, bite and annoy the living daylights out of the older animals to a point. I never said dogs weren&#8217;t incapable of making decisions, I just said that they went about it in a different method than humans did. If you disagree with this statement, then you are more of a danger with a dog than someone who understands that dogs are *animals* and not human beings.</p>
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		<title>By: arimareiji</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/08/17/babysitting-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-573788</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[arimareiji]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Aug 2009 23:42:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&lt;i&gt;&quot;Umm, I ‘deliberately’ did nothing. The definition I got was copied directly&quot;&lt;/i&gt;

There&#039;s more than one way to lie, as you just demonstrated. I didn&#039;t say you didn&#039;t copy it. What I said was that you deliberately copied the second and third definitions, and claimed they were the primary and secondary definitions. You deliberately chose to not copy the primary definition because it flew in the face of your claims.

&lt;i&gt;&quot;emotions that humans (and dogs) have no control over.&quot;&lt;/i&gt;

We all have emotions, and most of us have some modicum of control over them. I guess you don&#039;t, and are projecting onto others? But that does make it even more funny that you then turn around and call me irrational for disagreeing with you.

Try using the defense in court that humans have no control over their emotions of anger, vexment, etc, and therefore it&#039;s not your fault that you tried to rip someone&#039;s face off. Come back and let us know how that worked.

But back to the subject, dogs - they&#039;re completely incapable of being good or bad, deciding to bite or not bite, they just react to stimuli a la Pavlov&#039;s experiment?

The responsible pet owners on this board have a serious bone to pick with you - you&#039;re claiming that dogs are an extreme hazard that shouldn&#039;t be allowed in anyone&#039;s home. &lt;b&gt;That&#039;s not true&lt;/b&gt;, but that is the logical conclusion your assertions lead to. If a dog were incapable of deciding &quot;This short human keeps pulling my tail, which hurts, but I&#039;ll be patient with it for now,&quot; child fatalities would reach epic proportions instead of being rare exceptions.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><i>&#8220;Umm, I ‘deliberately’ did nothing. The definition I got was copied directly&#8221;</i></p>
<p>There&#8217;s more than one way to lie, as you just demonstrated. I didn&#8217;t say you didn&#8217;t copy it. What I said was that you deliberately copied the second and third definitions, and claimed they were the primary and secondary definitions. You deliberately chose to not copy the primary definition because it flew in the face of your claims.</p>
<p><i>&#8220;emotions that humans (and dogs) have no control over.&#8221;</i></p>
<p>We all have emotions, and most of us have some modicum of control over them. I guess you don&#8217;t, and are projecting onto others? But that does make it even more funny that you then turn around and call me irrational for disagreeing with you.</p>
<p>Try using the defense in court that humans have no control over their emotions of anger, vexment, etc, and therefore it&#8217;s not your fault that you tried to rip someone&#8217;s face off. Come back and let us know how that worked.</p>
<p>But back to the subject, dogs &#8211; they&#8217;re completely incapable of being good or bad, deciding to bite or not bite, they just react to stimuli a la Pavlov&#8217;s experiment?</p>
<p>The responsible pet owners on this board have a serious bone to pick with you &#8211; you&#8217;re claiming that dogs are an extreme hazard that shouldn&#8217;t be allowed in anyone&#8217;s home. <b>That&#8217;s not true</b>, but that is the logical conclusion your assertions lead to. If a dog were incapable of deciding &#8220;This short human keeps pulling my tail, which hurts, but I&#8217;ll be patient with it for now,&#8221; child fatalities would reach epic proportions instead of being rare exceptions.</p>
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		<title>By: Jessi</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/08/17/babysitting-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-572209</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jessi]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Aug 2009 12:36:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Pibbles sitting on babies? Sounds like a bad idea to me! Unless the baby&#039;s daddy is Wayne Szalinski and now the child is as tall as a 5 story building. Then the pibble could sit on him...]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Pibbles sitting on babies? Sounds like a bad idea to me! Unless the baby&#8217;s daddy is Wayne Szalinski and now the child is as tall as a 5 story building. Then the pibble could sit on him&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Jessi</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/08/17/babysitting-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-572204</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jessi]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Aug 2009 12:33:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I am an avid pittie defender, but I will say this: I know you love and trust your dog and I know that you love and trust your kids, but I still would not trust them alone in a room together unless your &#039;little boys&#039; are older than this post makes them appear.

I&#039;m honestly not trying to bash you as a parent or you as a dog owner in any way, but I strongly believe that no child should be left alone with any dog before a certain age simply for safety reasons.

The same rule applies for pretty much any animal and any child: I know of a baby that was removed from a home because the ferret that was owned by the parents got out of its cage somehow in the middle of the night and mauled the baby before the parents could get to him.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I am an avid pittie defender, but I will say this: I know you love and trust your dog and I know that you love and trust your kids, but I still would not trust them alone in a room together unless your &#8216;little boys&#8217; are older than this post makes them appear.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m honestly not trying to bash you as a parent or you as a dog owner in any way, but I strongly believe that no child should be left alone with any dog before a certain age simply for safety reasons.</p>
<p>The same rule applies for pretty much any animal and any child: I know of a baby that was removed from a home because the ferret that was owned by the parents got out of its cage somehow in the middle of the night and mauled the baby before the parents could get to him.</p>
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		<title>By: Cdtte Col Timothy John, 2Lt of FAILton!</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/08/17/babysitting-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-572109</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Cdtte Col Timothy John, 2Lt of FAILton!]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Aug 2009 11:11:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In reality, I am the cadette officer of CAT in a school in the Philippines.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In reality, I am the cadette officer of CAT in a school in the Philippines.</p>
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		<title>By: arimareiji</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/08/17/babysitting-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-572003</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[arimareiji]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Aug 2009 06:15:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You deliberately left out the primary definition, 1. to anger, enrage, exasperate, or vex. You then claimed definitions 2. and 3. were really 1. and 2.

The connotation of provoke is not that of the older definitions, but that of the first one. It arouses sympathy to say that someone was provoked into an attack; it arouses no sympathy to say that they decided (whether the decision was rational or irrational) to attack. You know this, which is why you persist in using the word &quot;provoked&quot; instead of &quot;led to&quot; or something similarly neutral. It makes them sound like innocent victims.

Dogs are not helpless unthinking creatures who are forced to respond to stimuli a la Pavlov&#039;s experiment, they make decisions just as you or I do.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You deliberately left out the primary definition, 1. to anger, enrage, exasperate, or vex. You then claimed definitions 2. and 3. were really 1. and 2.</p>
<p>The connotation of provoke is not that of the older definitions, but that of the first one. It arouses sympathy to say that someone was provoked into an attack; it arouses no sympathy to say that they decided (whether the decision was rational or irrational) to attack. You know this, which is why you persist in using the word &#8220;provoked&#8221; instead of &#8220;led to&#8221; or something similarly neutral. It makes them sound like innocent victims.</p>
<p>Dogs are not helpless unthinking creatures who are forced to respond to stimuli a la Pavlov&#8217;s experiment, they make decisions just as you or I do.</p>
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		<title>By: Jessi</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/08/17/babysitting-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-571998</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jessi]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Aug 2009 05:57:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Lol, same here!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Lol, same here!</p>
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		<title>By: Jessi</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/08/17/babysitting-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-571997</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jessi]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Aug 2009 05:55:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The word &#039;provoke&#039; and it&#039;s many meanings (your &#039;rational&#039; one doesn&#039;t happen to be listed, by the way):

    * Main Entry: pro·voke
    * Pronunciation: \prə-ˈvōk\
    * Function: transitive verb
    * Inflected Form(s): pro·voked; pro·vok·ing
    * Etymology: Middle English, from Anglo-French *provoker, provocher, from Latin provocare, from pro- forth + vocare to call, from voc-, vox voice — more at pro-, voice
    * Date: 14th century

1 a archaic : to arouse to a feeling or action b : to incite to anger
2 a : to call forth (as a feeling or action) : evoke  b : to stir up purposely  c : to provide the needed stimulus for 

Dogs are not rational or irrational, they attack when provoked. The source of provocation can be anything. I have a lady with a Shiba Inu mix in one of my classes and her dog used to try and attack anyone and anything around her when she smelled cigarette smoke. We soon figured out that she did this because she once smelled cigarette smoke and then a rock got kicked up off the road and smacked her hard in the head forming what is known in the dag training world as a superstitious connection.

Anyone smoking around the dog provoked her, but they were not aware of it. The dog saw it as a perfectly legit reason to attack, though.

And your &#039;simplification&#039; should be &quot;dogs only attack when given a reason to attack&quot; as dogs don&#039;t just randomly decide &#039;Oh hey, that person looks tasty - I shall go attack them!&#039;]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The word &#8216;provoke&#8217; and it&#8217;s many meanings (your &#8216;rational&#8217; one doesn&#8217;t happen to be listed, by the way):</p>
<p>    * Main Entry: pro·voke<br />
    * Pronunciation: \prə-ˈvōk\<br />
    * Function: transitive verb<br />
    * Inflected Form(s): pro·voked; pro·vok·ing<br />
    * Etymology: Middle English, from Anglo-French *provoker, provocher, from Latin provocare, from pro- forth + vocare to call, from voc-, vox voice — more at pro-, voice<br />
    * Date: 14th century</p>
<p>1 a archaic : to arouse to a feeling or action b : to incite to anger<br />
2 a : to call forth (as a feeling or action) : evoke  b : to stir up purposely  c : to provide the needed stimulus for </p>
<p>Dogs are not rational or irrational, they attack when provoked. The source of provocation can be anything. I have a lady with a Shiba Inu mix in one of my classes and her dog used to try and attack anyone and anything around her when she smelled cigarette smoke. We soon figured out that she did this because she once smelled cigarette smoke and then a rock got kicked up off the road and smacked her hard in the head forming what is known in the dag training world as a superstitious connection.</p>
<p>Anyone smoking around the dog provoked her, but they were not aware of it. The dog saw it as a perfectly legit reason to attack, though.</p>
<p>And your &#8216;simplification&#8217; should be &#8220;dogs only attack when given a reason to attack&#8221; as dogs don&#8217;t just randomly decide &#8216;Oh hey, that person looks tasty &#8211; I shall go attack them!&#8217;</p>
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		<title>By: ZOMGDingosAteMyBabies</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/08/17/babysitting-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-571814</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[ZOMGDingosAteMyBabies]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Aug 2009 01:41:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[For reference, Pit Bulls are no more violent than any other breed and there&#039;s no reason to worry about babies and pitties. A pit is no more dangerous to a child than my boxer and far less dangerous than say a Mastiff who might step on a child and hurt it.

Animal attacks happen because people are stupid and either provoke or improperly care for their dogs. And exposing pitties to children early would make them even safer, since they may actually learn how to deal with them.

AKA- FailBLOG Fail.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>For reference, Pit Bulls are no more violent than any other breed and there&#8217;s no reason to worry about babies and pitties. A pit is no more dangerous to a child than my boxer and far less dangerous than say a Mastiff who might step on a child and hurt it.</p>
<p>Animal attacks happen because people are stupid and either provoke or improperly care for their dogs. And exposing pitties to children early would make them even safer, since they may actually learn how to deal with them.</p>
<p>AKA- FailBLOG Fail.</p>
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		<title>By: Joseph M. Scandura</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/08/17/babysitting-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-571791</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Joseph M. Scandura]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Aug 2009 01:21:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Maybe the pit bulls are doing the baby sitting?  Sign me up!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Maybe the pit bulls are doing the baby sitting?  Sign me up!</p>
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		<title>By: arimareiji</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/08/17/babysitting-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-571620</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[arimareiji]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Aug 2009 22:59:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Your statement does work if you define “provoked” as “did something which the dog decided was a reason to attack.”

Such as “walking by when the dog was hungry and in a pack of its wild buddies.” Or “getting between a high-strung dog and the cat it wants to kill.” (I don’t think those mesh very well with your desired implications, though.)

But that definition fails because it&#039;s utterly circular logic. Simplify “&lt;b&gt;dogs only attack when provoked&lt;/b&gt;” + “&lt;b&gt;provocation is anything which the dog decides is a reason to attack&lt;/b&gt;,” and you get “&lt;b&gt;dogs only attack if they decide to attack&lt;/b&gt;.”

But not if you use the connotative definition of “provoked,&quot; i.e. “did something which a normal person (not &#039;an expert or a psychic&#039;) should understand could make a normal dog (not &#039;a hyper-aggressive dog&#039;) believe they’re trying to harm it.” If you believe all dog attacks meet that criterion except in cases of Springer Rage, I have some prime beachfront property in Kansas to sell you.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Your statement does work if you define “provoked” as “did something which the dog decided was a reason to attack.”</p>
<p>Such as “walking by when the dog was hungry and in a pack of its wild buddies.” Or “getting between a high-strung dog and the cat it wants to kill.” (I don’t think those mesh very well with your desired implications, though.)</p>
<p>But that definition fails because it&#8217;s utterly circular logic. Simplify “<b>dogs only attack when provoked</b>” + “<b>provocation is anything which the dog decides is a reason to attack</b>,” and you get “<b>dogs only attack if they decide to attack</b>.”</p>
<p>But not if you use the connotative definition of “provoked,&#8221; i.e. “did something which a normal person (not &#8216;an expert or a psychic&#8217;) should understand could make a normal dog (not &#8216;a hyper-aggressive dog&#8217;) believe they’re trying to harm it.” If you believe all dog attacks meet that criterion except in cases of Springer Rage, I have some prime beachfront property in Kansas to sell you.</p>
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		<title>By: Zed</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/08/17/babysitting-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-571496</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Zed]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Aug 2009 21:35:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Exactly.  Pitts are incredibly sweet dogs when raised right.  And any other breed of dog can be incredibly mean.  Besides, most people can&#039;t identify a pitbull anyway.  Anything from a great dane to a chihuahua have been called &quot;pitbulls&quot; when they bite.  It&#039;s absurd.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Exactly.  Pitts are incredibly sweet dogs when raised right.  And any other breed of dog can be incredibly mean.  Besides, most people can&#8217;t identify a pitbull anyway.  Anything from a great dane to a chihuahua have been called &#8220;pitbulls&#8221; when they bite.  It&#8217;s absurd.</p>
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		<title>By: Seitanist</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/08/17/babysitting-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-571476</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Seitanist]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Aug 2009 21:24:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, that is true. :)
Good thing I don&#039;t have kids and don&#039;t have to worry about where to put them. ;)]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well, that is true. <img src='http://s0.wp.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /><br />
Good thing I don&#8217;t have kids and don&#8217;t have to worry about where to put them. <img src='http://s1.wp.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: Kyaru</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/08/17/babysitting-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-571399</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Kyaru]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Aug 2009 20:51:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#039;ve seen people call a PURE-BRED, SHOW DACHSHUND as a pit bull.

Some animal control officers can&#039;t tell the difference between a working Lab and a pit bull.

Really.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve seen people call a PURE-BRED, SHOW DACHSHUND as a pit bull.</p>
<p>Some animal control officers can&#8217;t tell the difference between a working Lab and a pit bull.</p>
<p>Really.</p>
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		<title>By: Kyaru</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/08/17/babysitting-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-571375</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Kyaru]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Aug 2009 20:42:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[1 + 1 = 3

For large values of 1, and in synergistic systems. :)

Also, the only UNPROVOKED dog attacks are in cases of Springer Rage, which is a neural disorder found in some breeds of spaniels.

I don&#039;t think I can count you as any sort of dog person if you don&#039;t know that no attack is really unprovoked, and especially if you can&#039;t separate dog aggression from human aggression. :/]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>1 + 1 = 3</p>
<p>For large values of 1, and in synergistic systems. <img src='http://s0.wp.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>Also, the only UNPROVOKED dog attacks are in cases of Springer Rage, which is a neural disorder found in some breeds of spaniels.</p>
<p>I don&#8217;t think I can count you as any sort of dog person if you don&#8217;t know that no attack is really unprovoked, and especially if you can&#8217;t separate dog aggression from human aggression. :/</p>
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		<title>By: arimareiji</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/08/17/babysitting-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-570736</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[arimareiji]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Aug 2009 16:25:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Aiiii; I first read this as &quot;They give you one of the kid leftovers as compensation.&quot; Gives a new meaning to &quot;doggie bag.&quot;]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Aiiii; I first read this as &#8220;They give you one of the kid leftovers as compensation.&#8221; Gives a new meaning to &#8220;doggie bag.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: arimareiji</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/08/17/babysitting-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-570729</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[arimareiji]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Aug 2009 16:22:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I really like this post. (^_^)

And I agree completely, but I&#039;ve heard way too many pit owners claim something akin to &quot;My neighbor&#039;s dog doesn&#039;t even get picked up by animal control when it&#039;s running loose, so it&#039;s not fair that they&#039;re taking away my pit bull that&#039;s been repeatedly caught running loose.&quot;

Lowest-common-denominator rationalizations don&#039;t speak too well of anyone&#039;s sense of responsibility.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I really like this post. (^_^)</p>
<p>And I agree completely, but I&#8217;ve heard way too many pit owners claim something akin to &#8220;My neighbor&#8217;s dog doesn&#8217;t even get picked up by animal control when it&#8217;s running loose, so it&#8217;s not fair that they&#8217;re taking away my pit bull that&#8217;s been repeatedly caught running loose.&#8221;</p>
<p>Lowest-common-denominator rationalizations don&#8217;t speak too well of anyone&#8217;s sense of responsibility.</p>
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