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props
To you.
Golden Penis.
7 balls lolz
Just like a dragon
Great balls of fire, that is.
*smooch!*
Collect all seven , and a wish will be granted
My wish has already been granted, theng-kew!
*schnuggles*
by the power of grey skull!
Look at all those balls, its like lance armstrong.
BAD SEAN, BAD!
NO LOOKING AT ARMSTRONG’S BALLS!
They’re for French only.
7 ball, corner pocket
Might wanna get that checked…
Who knew class reunions could be so stimulating?
“Stay classy, randy amigo.”
MAKE me!
come teach me a few things, dilly,
and I’ll make you migas in the morning ♥
Hope no one has said it yet, but Man, that guy has alot of balls…
he just had to one up the rest.
Hail phallus fellow well, um, faux endowed.
♪ Fi fie faux phallus, banana-fana bubba ballast ♫
Thats sure a BIG ONE.
I smell the blood of a bakerman.
*grabs the goose that lays the golden, um, the golden, well……*
*runs away*
Jimbo’s’talk^ is worth a bean
Hey Dr. B! Are you still visiting a giant land or are you back down under?
*will now have Men At Work songs running through head all day*
Sheesh.. why can’t you come to myspace, Admiral? You’ll get all the gossip there!
I like how you speaka my language *squeeeze!* Heya! Yup, on the road. Fluff/DW have an email address if you like
Have a vegemite sandwich.
I’m getting updates. Enjoy the rest of your walkabout.
Im 12 and what is this?
I’d call that a win.
It’s a well-worn and tired fail motif, but maybe for him it was a good year.
Treading lightly with a firm grip?
Some things should not be gripped firmly. Like golden balloons.
Someone may need a parachute coming off that shtick.
so would I.
I touch myself at night while thinking of you.
Second!
What’s your name.
Whats your name?…Little girl, whats your name!
Who says it’s a prop?
Yes.
Definitely maybe.
*POUNCE!!*
It’s a close play at home…and…she’s…safe!
You always can catch my curves.
Man, you got a lotta balls!
Feels like he won the lottary.
He hit the jackputz.
the one is a real dick
Genius
He really is number 1
the others appear much more creative
His mettle is soft.
Can’t pin a medal to that mettle.
He looks so pleased with himself as well…
Which is weird. Most men with black balls are rolling on the floor in pain.
LOOOOOL
1959 vintage v!agra
What’s the expiration date?
It’s, ah, coming up — celeb’rections lasting more than 40 years should seek sommelier.
Yes; I’d need some wine with my whine…
if that number one stays inflated for 4 hours or more, should he call a doctor?
Nah, his friends will needle him.
Stay off the V, kids!
yeah…daddy told me not to eat his boner meds!
the blonde lady behind him looks happy too….
He prefers the platinum blonde to the one with titanium.
Hey…not everyone can handle titanium chicks, yanno.
Give me strength!
At least he’s got the balls to show it
All 8 of them.
Gold member. More Powers to you.
Very Shagadelic
You can kiss Myers.
Regrets — didn’t realize I was dealing with an ignoble Ignatian.
I am an International man of ignoble Ignatian intentions.
I’ve lost any further inquisitional inquisitiveness.
Then get your hands off my Heine!
Oh, behave!
Reilly, now? Sure they’re not just a bunch of dunces, confederating?
This not so Swift brother is not of such a literate composition, nor fit for ordered society.
“Once a person was asked to step into this brutal century, anything could happen”
What a great night that was. I hadn’t seen old five ball Phil since he was kicked out of school for sneaking into the cheerleader’s locker room and accidentally drowning them all in semen.
*hands Strangejr a Yougo Award for lamest fantasy comment*
*also hands Strange Jr. a Noob-berry Award for being such A noob*
*offers Strange Jr. a Darwin Award, provided circustances are met*
Don’t know what the Darwin Award is? Google it. I’m not doing your work for you, I’m too busy not doing my own.
Few here are Nebulous on the natural award selection process.
…….*googles the word nebulous, while questioning my education*
ht tp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nebula_Award
ht tp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stranger_in_a_Strange_Land
*Gives Hugo Strange Jr. the sympathetic award of “Thanks for trying, but don’t come back.”
*Gives Hugo Strange Jr. the “Good luck with the rest of your life award… cause your sure not wanted here” Award
This is Bob.
I think Bob has turned over a new leaf.
The man behind Smiling Bob is sentenced to 25 years in prison:
ht tp://sentencing.typepad.com/sentencing_law_and_policy/2008/08/the-man-behind.html
heh, “a downer federal sentencing” indeed
Why so basement?
at least you guys weren’t too hard on this poor fellow ~.o
I suspect he wasn’t too hard himself.
of course he wan’t, else why would he need the golden prosthetic?
Not another penis… FailBlog must really like these penises!
We work in boob humor as often as possible. Phallic humor is just so easy though.
PINGAS!!!
Rather a slow day on the blog isn’t it?
Well, some of us are up and ready for a day’s worth of commenting fails.
This is a Photobobmb, too!
Look at the guy on the right, holding the 9. Who’s grabbing his crotch?!?
He’s just getting a wee feel in, he’s jealous at the size of the first guy’s.
i think thats the drunk chick , passing out behind him, look at the phantom feet to your left ( number nine’s right)
Meh. Too much balls.
Prop fail? This is WIN lmao, WIN WIN WIN the man is mah hero
And best of luck to you.
It’s GOLD MEMBER!!
*gives James some Gold Bond Powder*
*and some trousers that turn into Jam*
…Are you sure you don’t want to sit up here…? In the passenger seat?
I like my coffee hot and strong, like I like my women…
With a SPOON in it!
*falls over laughing*
Imported from Columbia & Grinded by Mexicans?
I cannot espresso how vulgar you are.
Just chai and let it pass?
You’re all letting “Grinded” pass? How kona you, sirs.
I learn from the finest
(Playing doctor are we? (Avatar))
So what’s brew?
I try to leave some roasting for my dear friend.
Ah, the guy’s a total drip. I prefer to hang out with the creme de la crema.
We have a latte in common, and I love being greeted with your heady aroma.
What is your favo(u)rite? Light Medium or Dark?
Never mind, I’m in the mini.
Look at the last 9 in the pic. The man is touching the baloons…
They needed some luft.
Or they’d just waffe away.
*Removes the 5*
Anyone get some red paint?
its a win for his dick ^^
When confronted with satyr, Silenus is golden.
Weird. I know I logged out.
*shrug*
It did the same thing to me last week!
Tricksey failpeeps!
When confronted with Priapus, one can also be Mutunus.
And that would be the ONLY way he can have a swollen member. (pop!)
http://www.220.ro/FvhR88r0K0/Lol-Grammar-Fail
look at this fail
http://beheader69.wordpress.com/2009/08/16/asa-i/
Thats the happiest that mans been his whole life…..and probly his wife too…
Probly, mans.
ballz of fury
lolz theres a tatto on the ballz too right at the tip
10/10
DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
so he’s got a big golden penis, so what? as far as i can see, the other 3 has got curved and bent penises (penises o.O), and one of them is clearly playing with his!
Someone doesn’t like C.O. O.o
I guess he is just “happy” to see me.
Look at his smile – He knew what he was doing
I think he put it there on purpose.
I’ve got suspicions about the guy in gray to his right getting into the action.
Hmmm… you could be right. -.-
Another slow day it seems. How is everybody?
It’s Monday. I’m at work. My computer has a hang-over. *Sigh*
Geez, you weren’t kidding about slow! Where is everybody???
I’m here. Just got done cleaning up from the Sunday chicken dinner.
*puts a feather in Judy’s cap*
*calls her Macaroni*
*feels cheesy*
That’s using your noodle!
A penne for your thoughts, you two hawt dishes.
*shells out a penne*
A quiet day for me…orzo I thought at first. Things have livened up now, though!
I just walked in the door, have you all been good while I was away?
I’m smiling at your latest avatar.
lol, I just remembered that’s not hard at all. I bet you’re smiling at the bottle of nun on the sink…:)
Heeeeee! Love it, you cheeky, naughty nurse, you!
Only classy broads have toilets in their avatars. Why crop?
Yeeeeeessssss
*Looks suspicious*
Wait, when did you become Obi-Wan? Is my cache nuts?
Yeah, I went through a few name and avatar changes to fit different situations. Just clear your cash. Or give it to me.
I just set my Firefox to clear my cache every time I close it.
Just when I thought life couldn’t get any harder.
Have YOU been good with your theatrical props and hospitable costumes, miss ‘tante thang?
I’m in full panic mode leaving in the middle of the run, I miss the play…but yeah, I did good. I did REAL good.
We have a reference or two to things Pan-ic in this thread — but are you saying your work with threads has been successfully productive in a theatrical degree, miss drama thang?
I should probably read the rest of the thread…at least I looked at the fail this time. And, yeah. I got to practice doing what I want to be doing, and I did a REALLY good job. I have PTSD, but damn, I’m happy.
If happily living your dreams balances off the occasional nightmare … full props to you, girl.
*happily dreams of dilettante happy*
Where are you located, I am still playing out the rest of my sunday night. 11 o’clock.
I love it… the expression on his face is classic!
My ninety year old neighbor is in his backyard yelling at his wife, “Is it coming?”
Nothing to do with this fail but I had to share.
Your neighbors are disturbing.
Oh look, another slightly oblong thing that may be construed as being a penis. Huh huh huh.
Why cant they send all this crap to one of their sister sites like ‘lookslikeapenis.org’ (not an actual website until they decide it should be).
IMHO..things that are slightly phallic do not = failure.
I concur. But that would take away 2/3 of the submissions.
Yeah, it is getting a bit silly now. It’s like all the Jonas Brothers pics on Roflrazzi. *Goes to wash mouth out after mentioning you-know-who*
Voldemort?
DON’T SAY HIS NAME!!!
Why? It’s perfectly sa
*cries*
’sobs’ Why?! Why didn’t he listen!! Everyone knows that you can’t say Voldem-
(Insert battle of the bands)
Judge: Wow, you guys sound like terrible!
Band member afterwards: I guess we’ll just try harder next time.
Judge: You guys remind me of the Jonas Brothers!
Band member: NO!!! F*CK YOU!! *throws speakers off stage*
Sooooooo true.
What time is it in Japan right now?
after looking once more at this picture, uhm, i wonder, does anyone else find it disturbing that none of the gentlemen with a number in there lap, bar the one with the number nine, has a hand on the number in question? o.0
That’s not his hand! 0.0
*sigh*
Sets out a bunch of lawn chairs.
Heaps a pile of coolers filled with beer and soda cans next to lawn chairs.
Grabs a soda and slouches in one of the lawn chairs.
Stares of into the distance, and wishes that Quaz or CO was here.
Yay, I made friends with the person I accidentally called a troll!
*second squeeze*
I haz a squeeze!
*squeezes CO* I honestly though everybody had left for the day.
It’s nice to have some regulars who like me. It’s weird too, since Emp and I had that big row (Eeeee! I used a British word!) and then Coyote came in, and now we’re friends.
Us noobs have to stick together.
Besides, your obviously making an effort to not be trollish anymore.
Haha. “obviously” ! That was an unintentional pun.
*Hands out “Thanks for trying and we want you to be our bestest friend” award to IS*
An award? For me? Woot!!!
I’m not the only one who deserves an award though.
*Gives CO the award for most improved failblogger*
Arrggghhh!!! My boss has got wise to the fact that I’m not getting as much work done as I should.
I’ll be back in about 40 mins. 
Byebye!
*Goodbye squeeze!*
w00t!!!!111
*Thinks about showing off award, but then again, none of the other regulars really care*
Whatever, I think I have an established place now.
And, together, we built a new FailBlogging tool!
THE WASTELAND!
*Other office workers stare at him*
*Sits back down…slowly*
*Takes fists out of air*
*Realizes he is bleeding because he gripped pen too…
SNORKRUFFLE!
firmly*
Ahh, I can do overtime on weekends then also. Let’s form…FAILBLOG VOLTRON!
Would you like to join me for a pun run about d!ck-named cities?
I’m not so good at the pun-runs to be honest.
But I’ll see if I can think of something.
I can’t think of anything.
*Replaces old hamster in IS’ head with new, healthy one*
Eeeekkk.
Eeeekkk??? 
EEEEEKKK!!! 
Did he need to inflate that with a pump?
Nope. He stroked his inflated ego.
Looks more like a Superego to me.
Looks a bit like an Idiot to me.
The size of that thing makes me afreud.
Yeah, anything with that much unconsciousness is rather uncanny.
Just looking at it could scar you psyche.
(This is a fun challenge, but I can’t stand Freud’s theories)
Looks like he hasn’t kept his parts in balance let alone in check.
A sabbatical to Bangkok might fix that.
Freud would never suggest such self indulgence.
I’m not completely sure you got that. Edit: Bangkok.
One part of my brain got it, one ignored it, one pondered a vicious thought. Can’t figure out why you are thinking with the wrong head on this pun run.
Well, I ain’t so good at this pun-run game, but I do what I can. And please, no vicious thoughts. I don’t wanna die.
Luckily it is kept in check, Id be worried if I didn’t regulate my thoughts.
looks more like WIN to me.
Hello? Anybody?
*Sees nothing but wasteland ahead of him*
Anyone?
*Tumbleweed passes by*
I guess I can bring out the karaoke machine out now!
Time for nuclear Fallout references.
*Sees mutant ahead of him*
*Readies firearm*
*Looks at mutant through binoculars*
Holy ****! That thing has five…um…well…yeah. I wonder if they pop when you shoot them!
*Wonders*
Naughty thoughts! Very bad thoughts! Bad, bad, bad!
*Hurries to clear head of thoughts*
BTW, I have beer if you want. ^^^^
“Now it’s apple juice!
Now it’s orange juice!
Now it’s beer!
YAAAAY BEEEER!”
Having fun on our slow wasteland day, IS?
*squeezes IS*
he got 250% more ballz then me
Actually, you can see part of 2 others. 7!!!!!!
Including those that may be out of sight, holding up, ahem, the rear.
‘Sup Alice
:O I HAS BAD THOUGHTZ!
IT IS TEH OKEY! NOES NED 2 PANIK!
*squeezes Alice*
Happiness does come in the form of cake. BTW, we still have some left over. And IS brought beer.
*Cuts a slice of cake* ^_^ *Takes can of Coke*
Would that be “Nuka”-Cola?
(We’re still doing the whole wasteland thing until everybody comes back.)
Is it dangerous?
Can I get high off of it?
Should I drink it?
Ummmm…
You won’t do anything liiiike…grow…7 balls…or anything
…
Just trust me.
*Starts to drink it*
*Begins to see swirling colors*
*Gets annoyed at too many questions*
*Starts growing huge muscles, shirt rips off, and starts turning green*
(In convoluted voice) See? It’s fine.
Whoa…. TRIPPY! And if that’s what happens when u watch someone drink it……. *drinks “Nuka”-cola*
(Still in convoluted voice) Well today sure has gotten a lot better!
*Vision begins to turn red*
*Sees mutant 60-year old man with too many…*
Is that a…subtle reference?
*Grows angry*
OBVIOUS SMASH!!!!!11111oneone
OMG!!!!!1111111111111111ELEVEN TWENTY TEN!ONEONONEONE……
I iz on teh interwebs – posting on teh failblog.
He sure have some balls
Why wasn’t this posted on the absolutely worthless Photobomb?
Because the the absolutely worthless Photobomb employees must be disgruntled with being absolutely useless.
*Hands out second “Thanks for trying, but don’t come back” award*
Disgruntled Failblogger is… disgruntled.
holy good god, is that what happens when you get older?
Yes. Your pen!s gets larger and harder so it rips out of your pants and you grow 5 more test!cles!
I’m here to make people thank god the world isn’t like I say it is.
Your doing a really good job; don’t stop. :s
Which part? Riding on a dolphin doin flips n sh!t, ot the thank god part?
or*
Both.
Errr… you did say riding ON a dolphin, not riding a dolphin… didn’t you?
On. Why?
Hmmm… errr… doesn’t matter. *picks mind up out of gutter*
Ok…… That was confusing…..
Right, I’m off home now. Later Alice/Other Friendly Failbloggers.
Bye!
Yes, it is classic science.
Somebody’s happy.
*peeks in & smiles @ Failfriends*
*sings*
One is the loneliest number…
I’ve got Jenny’s number…
867-5309.
Make sure you post on the FailBlog Eight Days a Week. It’s good for your health.
A fail a day, keeps the boredom at bay.
All right, now try it with a popular old song reference. Any Beatles song will do.
Errr… Beatles? Who are they?
*gasp*
They sing a bunch of jingles for commercials.
*rolls down the hall to bed laughing*
How do you change fron French keyboard to English keyboardÉÉÉ I can only make ÉÉÉ
I don’t even know what you did to get to the French keyboard in the first place.
Me neither! but I got it fixed!
So, by the looks of it, are you a boat?
ON a boat!
Not really though…
Oh! Oh! Can I be on the boat, or do I have to stay at Kinkos?
U can has on boat.
Yay!
I’m on a boat everybody look at me cuz I’m sailing on a boat. I’m on a boat take a good hard look at the motherf*cking boat.
You are on a boat. Everybody, look at her, she’s on a sexually active boat that prefers older women!
Now how do I change my pretty picture?
Wait. Boats are referred to as women, so… Your boat is a lesbian.
Was that necessary?
I could tell you how to change your picture, but I don’t feel like it.
What? You have something against lesbians?
Screw the rules, I have money.
I think I 4got about the boat.
:O
Lock eyes, from across the room; down my drink while the rhythms boom… And I’m off to the Lonely Island.
Twoooooo can be as bad as one, its the loneliest number since the number one.
*squeeze*
*Passes Emp some charmin under the door*
*Passes out from traveling w/ tiny people that cry too much alllll dayyyyy*
You always manage to make me smile, without trying.
its chuck norris’s son.
I’d say more of a win really I mean if your graduating class was ‘59 and you can still get it up I’d say win!
*sigh*
What happenned?
I’m just tired when I really shouldn’t be.
It’s 12:30 AM!!!!
9:40 over here in Arizona. Since it’s only us now, can we restart wasteland? No beer now, though. I don’t think it’s good to be drinking this late.
Ok, what do you mean by restart wasteland?
You know, cake, lawn chairs, hunting giant nuclear crabs with big ass mutherfugg!n guns…the usual. Where do you think I got the Nuka-Cola from?
Oh, by the way, we need the boat to cross the nuclear river. Can we haz teh mutherfugg!n boat?
No problem! Get on A BOAT.
There’s 2.
We iz Xin teh nucular rivar to kell teh Bretosh!
We shall kell u on XM45!
WTF does that mean?
Are you drunk?
See below response with Dilly.
Ok…Looks like I’m gonna have to do this whole thing myself… *drags CO on boat* *drives to the nuclear crabs*
Aw crap, Obama just asked my mother to return to school. I guess I gotta go…:-(
*squeezes Alice goodbye*
Bye. *SQUEEZE*
You’re doing drinking wrong.
Humph! Fine!
*Takes beer and puts it in mouth*
WHARBLGARBL!
Sounded kinky. Okay, now give me the truck. This reunion sucks!
But 2:00 pm in Japan, remember!
I was just saying what time it was for me!
Oh, I thought you were talking how I really should be sleepy even though I am sleepy but shouldn’t be sleepy because it is midnight.
Not even close!!!
The Ultra-late failblog shifts are pretty empty, aren’t they?
can someone tell me (i’m sure for the 10 billionth time) what utility I use to personalize my icon?
gravatar.com
But you have to clear your cache afterwards.
Thanks
Hrm
testin 1-2-3
Yay!
Thanks!
No prob
It’s supposed to be 1969!!!
the real goldmember
Dr. O
Congratulations for the Class reunion. Kudos especially the guy with d****.
“As you can see, I am real excited to be here, in my golden years!”
the “one” and only
I don’t see any fail. It is the class of 959, right?
and the fact that u cant c the fail is a fail in itself
I’m sure all his friends are saying, “Oh, Fred! He never grew up”.
Now I get it, it looks like the circle guy has a boner, but it’s really just the number 1 spelling out 1959 for a class reunion. That is so funny.
He’s got balls!
yes, he has seven of them
Now that’s guaranteed to make the guys in the photo laugh each and every time they see that photo
aww..prop placement fail?
that isnt prop lol o.O
ITS OVER 9000!!
Thats What Happins To Your penis When you get old.
Wait, what’s up with the guy holding the number 9? There’s someone sprawled out behind him with an arm in his crotch.
The funny part is….that’s not the number one.
Wow,He is a alien
♪♪
U mean its a *ahem* … dildo??
wahaaa
:DDDDD
+1