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  1. fuzz on the concept says:

    ooo … get away!

  2. K8 says:

    Is she… crying? It’s a little late at that point…

  3. george says:

    the crying is just one of her tricks.

  4. Rawr says:

    “But, but…I can get away with anything…what’s going on?”

  5. george says:

    lol 4eva

  6. Arthur Eld says:

    And again… a fail that will bring out the racists and other unpleasant people. *sigh* Well, I got a lot of work left anyway.

  7. 4ndr3w says:

    This is lame. How did this ever get to the front page?!

  8. Adder says:

    How do you know it’s a mug-shot?

  9. chez says:

    Looking sad in a mugshot… well what did she expect to happen?

  10. 5 eagles C.C.C. says:

    Another fail by failblog.

  11. hector500 says:

    Hey, she stole my bike…and ate my watermelon! Blast it!!

  12. Dan says:

    Guess not bitch

  13. capt. awesome says:

    Anpu says that this is what happens when you try to break Murphy’s Law.

  14. Justin says:

    This is truly heartbreaking.

  15. Dragonwriter says:

    Since this is just a dud day for fail, I think we could all use a little WIN. So here you go…this is one of the most incredible performances I’ve ever seen. Kseniya Simonova, the winner of Ukraine’s Got Talent, winning with a performance of sand art storytelling, recounting the story of Germany conquering Ukraine in WW2. Breathtaking.

    • Alice says:

      That. Was. Amazing.

      • Tgiguy says:

        Absolutely awe inspiring.
        *applauds*

        • Arthur Eld says:

          *joins applause*

          • ¡Great Scott! Chief Engineer says:

            *also applauding*
            Amazing art form, obviously in the hands of a master. Thanks for sharing.

            • Dragonwriter says:

              Yer welcome! :mrgreen:

              Isn’t she incredible?!

              • Aja says:

                Glad I came back for a little peek. That was magnificent.

                • Captain Obvious says:

                  *Snivel*
                  There are no words for how super special awesome that is except…yes. The smoothness and fluidity of the sand, her manipulation to give it movement and interpretation…just, yes. It’s been a long time since I’ve felt that kind of emotion in art like that. So simple, yet the artist’s passion is shown through.

                  On a totally mood-killing note, I officially am ditching cable and watching this on the internet. So much better than American Idol.

                  Aww, now I made myself angry at America!

            • Avis says:

              What I could see was amazing!
              *joins the applause*

              • deepblue says:

                Breathtaking indeed. *also applauding*

                • Randomman says:

                  Awesome performance made all the more epic by the addition of Apocalyptica playing nothing else matters at the end and a few other bits. Randomman applauds your insane sand art talent *applauds and salutes*

                  Randomman out

    • chez says:

      interesting performance matter. Ukraine’s got talent though? Isn’t that a 4th generation rip off of the UK version? Not that I disapprove of countries displaying the talent of their people but come on… the UK should make a show called UK’s got originality just to see who rips it off.

      • Arthur Eld says:

        I thought it’s Dutch. Looked it up, turns out it’s an US-American show. ;-)

      • Enry says:

        Uh, you do know that the show is franchised around the world like that on purpose don’t you (and pretty much all shows where that happens under the same name)? There’s no rip-off going on, it’s the show’s (UK) creators cashing in.

    • Admiral Apparent says:

      Absolutely wonderful. It’s nice to see exported versions of this show allowing for such lengthy performances. Thanks for posting such a beautiful performance.

    • Qwaz says:

      Incredible. I nearly cried.

  16. lala land says:

    Ummm…NOT

  17. carniverous jack says:

    With how todays society is in American … yes black women get away with everything … sad but true

  18. megaracist says:

    Since there is absolutely no way to tell this is actually a “mugshot” (such as the height thing behind her or that little sign they hold up) how is this in any way “funny”?

    Of course, since I’m white and therefore automatically considered racist by the 3rd world criminals that infest this once great country…

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH another one in jail!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, the only thing that would have made it funnier would be if it was all misspelled since most of them are illiterate……

    etc etc etc

    ok, sorry, it’s still not funny.

    • Emperor, Tetragramaton Cleric, Captain Teague says:

      “since I’m white and therefore automatically considered racist by the 3rd world criminals that infest this once great country…” No you are considered racist because you are an asshat racist.

      • FailNOTFunny says:

        haha asshat.
        cant get enough of that word
        thank you for making my lurking here worthwhile
        additionally
        this fail would only be funny if we could tell that its a mug shot
        she just looks like i do on my birthday (the song makes me cry)

    • kafleenthedonkey says:

      what does race have to do with the picture?

  19. Bigern says:

    The real fail is that she’s black

  20. megaracist says:

    Mexican is not a “race” therefore hating them does not make you racist…
    and even Mexicans are smart enough to hate blacks, they’re in direct competition for the welfare. At least after 8 or 10 generations (about 30 years in Mexican), some of them even learn the language.

    • Emperor, Tetragramaton Cleric, Captain Teague says:

      Yet you seem to still be dumb enough to post this bigotry. Mexicans aren’t posting this crap.
      Mexicans-1 Megaracist-0.
      Now click the red “X”.

      • Captain Obvious says:

        *Holds up “Do Not Feed the Trolls” sign*
        *Anger overcomes him and begins to prepare for physical violence*
        Why don’t the moderators take this s’t off already!?
        *Fists in air*

    • C.C. Halifax says:

      The only truth here is that Mexicans are indeed not a race. They are actually half-white, half-native American. But it still is racist, because making fun of half-black, half-white is also racist.

  21. Emperor, Tetragramaton Cleric, Captain Teague says:

    Here we go again it seems. *Sigh*
    So cabana is up for the most part. Framing done, working on the roof, pool is scheduled to open Wednesday as the interlocking is almost done.

  22. Avis says:

    Completely off topic Godot died today. I have to use my step-fathers computer, and I tried his MacBook Pro first. That thing makes Godot look super-fast. *pouts*

    • Emperor, Tetragramaton Cleric, Captain Teague says:

      Maybe a reboot might fix it. Or was this a physical breakdown?

      • Avis says:

        The screen went blank while I was looking something up and I couldn’t turn it back on. I also couldn’t turn it off (since it never turned off in the first place). I went back to it about an hour later and held the start key down until I heard it shut off. But when I try to start it again I hear the machine kick in, but don’t get the “musical” sound it’s supposed to make, and I don’t get ANYTHING on the screen. I think it died.

        • Admiral Apparent says:

          See if it will boot from battery only. Next, make sure the AC adapter is working. Switch to another one if you have one. Once you are certain the AC adapter is working, find the instructions for resetting the power manager for your computer model.

          • Avis says:

            When it died I was using my step-fathers adapter, As the battery was low I’ll try it with out the adapter in a few minutes. The instructions for re-setting the power module? Would this be part of the paper work that came with the machine?
            Interesting side note : I type faster than this machine can keep up with. And I don’t type all that fast. But I still have to wait for it to catch up.

            • Admiral Apparent says:

              Power manager. It’s software of sorts. The instructions will be on Apple’s support site. You will need a known-good AC adapter. It could be that your step-father’s adapter, while plug compatible, is not putting out enough current.

  23. Maybe she’s not really a criminal. She just got arrested because she really REALLY likes irony.

  24. Jimmybobber says:

    I thought it was funny because she was black. Which got me thinking why Failblog would allow racism. And then I saw the mugshot caption.

  25. jeebers says:

    If its the same person as below then she is the one was arrested for child abuse after it was found that she carved the letter S on her baby’s butt.
    http://news.aol.com/article/sergaye-lafayette-charged-with-carving/619850?icid=main|main|dl1|link5|http%3A%2F%2Fnews.aol.com%2Farticle%2Fsergaye-lafayette-charged-with-carving%2F619850

  26. Captain Obvious says:

    And I ran, I ran so far away.
    I just ran, I ran all night and day.
    Just to get away

  27. The “priceless” expression at work.

  28. ScienceISGod says:

    This is epic fail! Wearing your “I can get away with anything” shirt while doing a crime, and getting a mugshot!
    Epic Win for the person that found this!! XD

  29. Busalonium says:

    And she would have if it wasn’t for those meddling kids!

  30. Captain Obvious says:

    Let me restate: It has gotten really, really slow down here. All it has become is racists and idiots who didn’t get the joke. Oh well, I had fun. Who wants to join me in a little end of Saturday cake and beerfest. This time we can have it in a warm, AC break room.

  31. Cdtte Col Timothy John, 2Lt of FAILton! says:

    Crime doesn’t pay, girl! You are imprisoned for 10 years.

  32. Dr. Failington says:

    Tell that to your cellmates, see if they think it’s funny.

  33. Demut says:

    Sheesh … getting shittier by the minute. Poor old failblog.

  34. Bagel_Kitty says:

    Funny mugshots are always the best!

  35. TractionEra says:

    She got arrested for False Advertising.

  36. StonerTheBeast says:

    maybe she couldn’t get away with nothing?

  37. Igor Van Fail says:

    Apparently not.

  38. Avient says:

    This isn’t a mugshot. You all fail

  39. kitteh1998 says:

    stupid woman

  40. Kris says:

    This doesn’t even look like a mugshot.

  41. Lord Freshness says:

    This is a mugshot from Dekalb County, Georgia. It was on Nealz Nuze and the topic of conversation on the Neal Boortz Radio Show.

  42. Lord Freshness says:

    Reading some sheriff office’s websites–rap sheets/arrest logs can be more entertaining than failblog.org at times.

  43. The King of the Carnival says:

    She doesn’t have a sign or anything. This isn’t a mugshot, it’s just a picture of a black person.

  44. Remy says:

    How do we know this is a mugshot?

  45. WhatTheF says:

    She stole that shirt, thats y shes in custody

  46. Tony D says:

    hahahahahahahahahahahaha
    too Funny
    I wonder what she did

  47. Miatt says:

    That equals win for me :D

  48. Duncan says:

    She obviously doesn’t get away with ANYTHING, because she is crying right now. But wait, look at the ironic message on her shirt! Hilarious.

  49. slaggingham says:

    Well, Obama IS President now…

  50. Cheeto says:

    Irony win!

  51. Ilikechoklitmilk says:

    holy crap! the germans have invaded!

  52. NeRo says:

    She can get away with anything…Just not that.


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