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ooo … get away!
♪♫ way way, get way, I get away ♪♫
♫ I want to get away
I want to fly away
Yeah yeah yeah ♫
Lol , “anything”
HOW DOES EVERYONE KNOW EACH OTHER HERE AND POST NON-SEQUITUR COMMENTS AND FOLLOW UP WITH OTHER NON-SEQUITUR COMMENTS?!
I DON’T UNDERSTAAAAAAND.
We just repost with different names. There’s really only 6 or 7 guys who comment all the time.
heh
gay
Ironically enough, that person who commented “heh” in my name wasn’t me.
I still don’t really understand though. Everyone’s like “GEORGE! Is that you?! *runs up and huggles*”
LIKE JESUS.
LIKE JEBUS!
GET IT RIGHT!!
JEBUS CHRIST!!!
GOD!!!
Cheezes Crust’s Pizzeria?
hahahahahaha
Fruit
With the occasional, like me who post every once in a while.
She got away alright!
OOooooo oooo oooooOOOooOOooOOOoo oooeioooo oooeeeeiiiooooo lalalalala Glub glub, glub glub. Charlie, your tha banana king charlie!
Is she… crying? It’s a little late at that point…
MOM….
Is that YOU??
Thats MY mom!
Wait…your’s too?!
O.o
She kinda looks like Octo Mom
“I Can get away with anything!”
“NO! Pleeease dont put me in jail!”
XD
Hey, atleast she got away with this mugshot *SNoRK!!!!!*
the crying is just one of her tricks.
♪♫ I would do anything for love,
But you’d have to pay for that ♪♫
(Tricks aren’t for kids.)
They arent?!?!….how long has that been a rule?
maybe she’s trying to tell a sob story
It just tears me apart.
Please excuse me while I cringe.
*cringe*
Thank you.
I refuse to excuse someone who has Numbers in their name!
i’d rather Un-excuse you!
did she die?
Yes, by lethal injection.
How do you know?
She told us right after.
“But, but…I can get away with anything…what’s going on?”
Your t-shirt lies, did you get it cheap off the market? tut tut…
She stole it.
lol 4eva
And again… a fail that will bring out the racists and other unpleasant people. *sigh* Well, I got a lot of work left anyway.
I know, right? And on a weekend no less.
Slow day here on the blog, but I guess Saturdays are like that.
Fails that bring out the jerks are best left to slow days anyway.
here’s some birthday cake from the celebrations over at ICHC for our Royal
pain in the hyneeHighness, cweenmj.The magic of ICHC is that the cake becomes whatever flavor you wish.
…….i.i.i.i.i.i.i.i.i.i.i.i.i.i.i.i.i.i.i.i.i
….l~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~l
….l`.`.`.`.`.`..`.`.`.`.`.`.`.l
….l~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~l
….l`.`.`.`.`.`.`..`.`.`.`.`.`.l
….
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*bite*
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!
I hope you get hit by a bus.
Yah. I’m just popping in to say hiya and leave a *SQUEEZE* for all my failpeeps, but…I have a feeling that this one’s gonna get ugly.
*leaves a big bowl of squeezes on the coffee table*
I’m popping in, too. The late shift will do our best to pick up where our friends have left off.
*squeezes!*
*takes a squeeze*
*magically triples it*
*keeps one, gives the others to Dragon and the Admiral*
I’m out too. Picked the wrong fail to try again at lolcatting.
Bye peeps.
*Squeezes*
Ok, I’ll wait here… all alone…
*sniff*
*squeeze*
I’m glad so many good people were here to fight the good fight. A pleasant weekend wish to those I might not talk to for awhile.
Don’t say that! Unless you’re going on a splendid vacation. Then I could live with your absence for a short while.
No, I’ll be here. Some folks (like you) aren’t usually around on weekends, so, have a nice weekend if I don’t talk to you tomorrow.
*squeeze!*
Whew! Thanks, enjoy your weekend too.
*squeeze*
Woohoo, we won something.
2009 World Freerunning Championship.
1.GB
2.USA
3.Germany
*backfilps from the wall, onto the bar and walks off on hands*
*THUD!*
AAAHHHH! Jam just walked off the bar! On her hands, no less!
This calls for spirituous libations.
*is off too*
Last one to leave please turn the smallpox out.
*wraps dragon-wings around all good people and squeezes most affectionately*
*squeeze* I think I’m gonna head out too, I’ll check in every so often though.
Puhleeeze, people! Could y’all take your incessant squeezing, schmoozing, meeting and greeting somewhere else?!? It makes it very cumbersome to find comments about the pic from people who want to talk about the pic or video that’s the subject of the fail.
I know, I know: This is a public forum and we’ll do what we want! You’re gay! You’re not the boss of me! Go away troll! Etc.
No regular would ever call you gay and mean that as an insult. To answer your question: No, sorry. Maybe you should start scrolling from the bottom up. I read that some people find that more pleasant.
*waves*
*…and SQUEEZES & SCHMOOZES haehllub*
*snorks Arthur*
Hello noob. You may wish to check out this link to learn what is going on here.
http://failpeeps.wordpress.com/faqquity-faq-dont-talk-back/
Don’t let the “dont-talk-back” part put you off.
You’ll get over it.
uhm, haehllub, please refrain from hating on people with friends, as your comment had forced me to post, as i am now having trouble finding posts pertenant to the photo in question o.o
damn, i mispelled pertinent
OMG we have squeeze’s?
This is lame. How did this ever get to the front page?!
Apparently some lame mug shots can get a way with it.
If only there were some way to vote on which fails made it to home page.
There is, Scotty. It’s near the top and on the right of where it says “send in the fail boat”.
I do believe that you passed right by a heaping load of sarcasm there.
Someone didn’t take their irony supplements today!
Which is odd, because on weekend fails the irony drips from the walls of the blog.
Yah…but some folks just don’t know how to recognize it. Hmmm. Sounds like an absorption problem rather than a “not enough irony” problem!
Hmmm. Graft sham wow DNA to human DNA. It’s so crazy that it just might WORK! *breaks into maniacal Dr. Frankenstein laugh*
We can test your work using a Southern blot!
I guess there are no molecular biologists lurking on the weekends.
I couldn’t come up with a Dr. Edwin Southern based joke. RNA, gnome, etc. all defied me.
The topic gets agarose when the puns start to gel.
That comment didn’t agaree with me at all…*shudder* Or did ger mean me?
How do you know it’s a mug-shot?
i was the first person to ever post this … i posted it on ytmnd.com … its a mugshot from a jail in atlanta, ga
yeah, it just looks like a photo of a person wearing a t-shirt with an unfunny slogan on it
Yeah, it kinda looks like a DL picture to me. I was like… how is this a fail?
here’s the original: keith134 . ytmnd . com
I thought the same thing too.
Looking sad in a mugshot… well what did she expect to happen?
A get out of jail free card to appear?
Batman to come rescue her?
Concentrate hard and she’ll teleport?
D…
Divine intervention
Eagles to the rescue
F’ing miracles
G…
German beer (free)
Help from above
Illiterate judges
J…
Judges who are illiterate
K…
Klu Klux Klan
L…
Verpiss Dich, schlechte Kopie.
The Klueless Dummkopf Kopie can’t spell correctly.
Nana, wenn dann schon auf englisch beleidigen
Warum reden wir eigentlich englisch wenn die Hälfte hier deutsch kann? o.o
Weil’s so mehr Spaß macht.
+9 points for an L.
Kiss the judge’s ass
Lose her marbles and claim insanity
Make a time machine and return to the scene of the crime where she can fix what went wrong
N…
(keeping the game alive after fake Arthur racistly interrupted)
Wait I have some serious Question.
How does come in Youtube are always Comments from failblog at the end that matches with the video, but the video itself uploads much later on failblog?!
Not to get caught in the first place
O…
O.J. did it!
P…..
…iss off.
Questionable request.
R…
Rest in Peace.
S..
Sorry, Jam. I tried.
I’m outta here.
*SQUEEEZE!*
*tries to grab Dragon’s ankles to stop her*
*realizes difference in size and weight between a boxer and a dragon*
*squeezes good bye*
Another fail by failblog.
Indeed. This site shall be known as blog from now on.
If people keep crying about the fails, we’ll have to start calling it wailblog.
What? There are whales here now? O_O
Here Thar Be Monsters
Thar be Dragons here. That’s far shur.
And, the Dragons aren’t the monsters.
*smooch*
A DRAGON!!!! *runs*
I do not like this scary place! D:
Jailblog is out, right?
I have a feeling that if this were a redneck with a John Deere hat and missing teeth, you wouldn’t think this was fail. -10 for misplaced racial protection.
You’ve misread the point being made. They are suggesting, with reason and based on past experience, that the racism will come in the comments.
It’s the shirt not the person wearing the shirt, that is the fail. More specifically it is that shirt in context with a MUGSHOT.
Hey, she stole my bike…and ate my watermelon! Blast it!!
x10
WTF does watermelon have to do with anything?
Only as much as fried chicken … G
G???
Pretty sure there’s a tv reference we’re missing here.
No, just racist references, watermelon and fried chicken being stereotypical po’ black folk food.
Yeah, it’s a sterotype joke that doesn’t exactly have any root of truth at all, that black people only eat KFC, watermellon, cornbread, and drink koolaid.
Regional I guess. Where I come from it’s us NA that love all that stuff. That plus Big Macs and generic orange soda.
Guess not bitch
surly wearing a tshirt like that while partaking in illegal activities is just tempting fate
Anpu says that this is what happens when you try to break Murphy’s Law.
This is truly heartbreaking.
Since this is just a dud day for fail, I think we could all use a little WIN. So here you go…this is one of the most incredible performances I’ve ever seen. Kseniya Simonova, the winner of Ukraine’s Got Talent, winning with a performance of sand art storytelling, recounting the story of Germany conquering Ukraine in WW2. Breathtaking.
That. Was. Amazing.
Absolutely awe inspiring.
*applauds*
*joins applause*
*also applauding*
Amazing art form, obviously in the hands of a master. Thanks for sharing.
Yer welcome!
Isn’t she incredible?!
Glad I came back for a little peek. That was magnificent.
*Snivel*
There are no words for how super special awesome that is except…yes. The smoothness and fluidity of the sand, her manipulation to give it movement and interpretation…just, yes. It’s been a long time since I’ve felt that kind of emotion in art like that. So simple, yet the artist’s passion is shown through.
On a totally mood-killing note, I officially am ditching cable and watching this on the internet. So much better than American Idol.
Aww, now I made myself angry at America!
What I could see was amazing!
*joins the applause*
Breathtaking indeed. *also applauding*
Awesome performance made all the more epic by the addition of Apocalyptica playing nothing else matters at the end and a few other bits. Randomman applauds your insane sand art talent *applauds and salutes*
Randomman out
interesting performance matter. Ukraine’s got talent though? Isn’t that a 4th generation rip off of the UK version? Not that I disapprove of countries displaying the talent of their people but come on… the UK should make a show called UK’s got originality just to see who rips it off.
I thought it’s Dutch. Looked it up, turns out it’s an US-American show.
Uh, you do know that the show is franchised around the world like that on purpose don’t you (and pretty much all shows where that happens under the same name)? There’s no rip-off going on, it’s the show’s (UK) creators cashing in.
Absolutely wonderful. It’s nice to see exported versions of this show allowing for such lengthy performances. Thanks for posting such a beautiful performance.
I can’t…stop…watching!
I just discovered that she has a whole channel on Youtube…I just subscribed!
Oooh! I’ll have to have to check that out. I don’t think I’ve ever seen performance sand art before, let alone sand art storytelling.
Aha! Youtube user Xensand. I know what I’ll be doing the rest of the weekend!
Incredible… I’ve never heard of (or seen) anything like this… and already I’m hooked. Thank you so much for the post!
XD
Incredible. I nearly cried.
Ummm…NOT
With how todays society is in American … yes black women get away with everything … sad but true
In American???? There is society INSIDE Americans?????
He misspelled “carnival”.
Took a while… Lazy racists!
I’m no racist, I just hate blacks and mexicans!
That sounds kinda racist.
At least you don’t have a name like cavernous noggin jackass.
Say WTF?
Read again. Miss your turn. By the way, want some cake?
Yay, cake!
We’re sorry. The cake is a lie.
But seriously, it’s real. *hands cake*
Thnx!
*nom nom*
No problem! Captain Obvious brought cake and beer.
Still a little too early in the morning here in Japan for beer, but cake is good anytime!
You’re in Japan???? Here in Canada, it’s 9:14 PM.
*Comes back from hunting, empty handed*
Damn nuclear crabs, my bullets just bounced off of their shells.
You live in Japan? What’s it like there? I always have wanted to go there.
It’s pretty crowded in the subways sometimes, earthquakes here and there, for the most part great food, pretty cool attractions.
However, after the initial year or so of living here, you just get so used to everything that it just seems normal.
I thought that with a nom de blog like C.C. Halifax you would be Canadian.
Have you seen the nightlife much?
(e.x. Looks like the regulars are slowly pouring back in.)
Yeah…I get that all the time. Halifax is the name of one of the immortal knights from a story I’m trying to write. I’ve thought about changing my name to advoid confusion, but now it kinda sticks.
-Captain O
Because I live on the outskirts of Tokyo, I don’t usually stay downtown often at night. But during New Years eve (or close), I was able to get a good view from Tokyo Tower of the city. The city lights contrasting with the night’s darkness was beautiful!
That sounds awesome! I want to live in all the different rural and urban areas of Japan. I live in Arizona right now, and I am getting sick of this daily routine. I need something different now! And fast!
I’ve always wanted to live west coast US. Is it really hot there right now?
btw, I’ve gotta go for about 30 minutes or so. I’ll get back then.
I live in Lynnwood Washington. A couple of weeks ago we had a record shattering 106 degrees, but that only lasted a couple of days. It is now the normal 70 here.
The kind of hot where you want to do NOTHING.
I’m originally from Lynnwood, but now I live in Utah. You actually had warmer temps up there than we’ve had this year. (Well, mostly.) It blew me away watching weather updates this year. And with the extreme flooding early on, it seems a whole different place than the one I grew up in.
C.C.? A totally shallow and frivolous question… The closest I’ve been to Japan has been flying to Australia and drinking Sapporo. So… what I really wanted to know is this: how’s the beer there? I like the export Sapporo, and if it’s like any other country, the best stuff stays home. (See? I told you it was a shallow question.)
Cernunnos, you need to ask questions about the beer if you want to get a head.
What school(s) did you go to?
We bounced all over, but I went to high school in Everett. Then my folks moved back to Lynnwood while I moved to the military. *grin*
And I’d rather get a good head on my beer; thanks for asking.
That is like saying you aren’t using the internet, you are just on it posting useless junk.
The definition of a spammer. If its offensive its troll.
Yes I knew this, just wanted to let off some steam. ;P
Your not racist if you hate all races equally… XD
But doing that you are racist, sorry to say.
And Racism is the past.
Really? I thought he misspelled “jerk”.
Since there is absolutely no way to tell this is actually a “mugshot” (such as the height thing behind her or that little sign they hold up) how is this in any way “funny”?
Of course, since I’m white and therefore automatically considered racist by the 3rd world criminals that infest this once great country…
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH another one in jail!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, the only thing that would have made it funnier would be if it was all misspelled since most of them are illiterate……
etc etc etc
ok, sorry, it’s still not funny.
“since I’m white and therefore automatically considered racist by the 3rd world criminals that infest this once great country…” No you are considered racist because you are an asshat racist.
haha asshat.
cant get enough of that word
thank you for making my lurking here worthwhile
additionally
this fail would only be funny if we could tell that its a mug shot
she just looks like i do on my birthday (the song makes me cry)
what does race have to do with the picture?
The real fail is that she’s black
Note to other FBers: Do Not Feed the Trolls.
The cheezpeeps brought cake! It’s in the breakroom…let’s go have a bite.
*Stares long and hard at Sign*
Are we allowed to step on the trolls?
*Goes into break room for delicious cake*
*steps on trolls while going to break room to get some LIE*
Just a quick question: Do any of the main ICHC guys ever come around the FailBlog? Vice Versa, do any of you check out the other parts of the ICHC network? I mean after all, if not the biggest, FailBlog is one of the most popular parts of the ICHC network.
I go on EngrishFunny.
I hang there too. Cake?
*Hands Alice a piece of cake*
Thanks! *eats cake* What’s in it?
4 pounds of Chocolate. 6 Eggs. 5 1/2 pounds of Flour. 1/2 Gallon of Cooking Oil. 3/4 Gallon of Water…
*Begins to read off whole list of ingredients*
I’m really tasting the chocolate!
I made it for the entirety of FailBlog (excluding racist trolls), but I forgot it was the weekend. I didn’t think I’d have to start Wasteland so early. Care to join me? We can have beer alongside our cake.
SWEET! Getting to drink, without doing something to screw it up!
‘Kay.
*Rolls out lawn chairs*
I hope some others come to join our wasteland.
I going to hunt soon:
ve3dmedia.ign.com/images/03/57/35710_normal.jpg
Well, since my last comment got moderated, I meant to roll out the lawn chairs.
*sits down, eats slice of cake, and gets can of beer*
I’d love to stay and chat, you’re a real nice person and all, but I’ve got to go hunt for food (be productive on the internet.) When you’re in wasteland, you got to make sure you can eat!
Well, bye.
I think they do, C.O. ….but they may not use the same name, and most probably don’t talk our usual goofy talk.
I like the other places, too, but I tend not to post much there , just look…
Define “main”
I look at all the new posts on all the channels… but it’s only here that I’ve become completely hooked on the comments section. I end up reading for entirely too long… it’s like mental crack. And the pun-runs rock too, although I’m lacking somewhat there. Maybe I’ll learn someday…
Mexican is not a “race” therefore hating them does not make you racist…
and even Mexicans are smart enough to hate blacks, they’re in direct competition for the welfare. At least after 8 or 10 generations (about 30 years in Mexican), some of them even learn the language.
Yet you seem to still be dumb enough to post this bigotry. Mexicans aren’t posting this crap.
Mexicans-1 Megaracist-0.
Now click the red “X”.
*Holds up “Do Not Feed the Trolls” sign*
*Anger overcomes him and begins to prepare for physical violence*
Why don’t the moderators take this s’t off already!?
*Fists in air*
*sticks a sticky note saying “Do Not feed The Trolls” on break room door for everyone having some cake*
The only truth here is that Mexicans are indeed not a race. They are actually half-white, half-native American. But it still is racist, because making fun of half-black, half-white is also racist.
Here we go again it seems. *Sigh*
So cabana is up for the most part. Framing done, working on the roof, pool is scheduled to open Wednesday as the interlocking is almost done.
Completely off topic Godot died today. I have to use my step-fathers computer, and I tried his MacBook Pro first. That thing makes Godot look super-fast. *pouts*
Maybe a reboot might fix it. Or was this a physical breakdown?
The screen went blank while I was looking something up and I couldn’t turn it back on. I also couldn’t turn it off (since it never turned off in the first place). I went back to it about an hour later and held the start key down until I heard it shut off. But when I try to start it again I hear the machine kick in, but don’t get the “musical” sound it’s supposed to make, and I don’t get ANYTHING on the screen. I think it died.
See if it will boot from battery only. Next, make sure the AC adapter is working. Switch to another one if you have one. Once you are certain the AC adapter is working, find the instructions for resetting the power manager for your computer model.
When it died I was using my step-fathers adapter, As the battery was low I’ll try it with out the adapter in a few minutes. The instructions for re-setting the power module? Would this be part of the paper work that came with the machine?
Interesting side note : I type faster than this machine can keep up with. And I don’t type all that fast. But I still have to wait for it to catch up.
Power manager. It’s software of sorts. The instructions will be on Apple’s support site. You will need a known-good AC adapter. It could be that your step-father’s adapter, while plug compatible, is not putting out enough current.
OR it could even have put out too much current causing damage to the pixels as they had too much energy coursing through them. Kind of like putting a 50 watt bulb in a steadily 60 current. Over-excitement and poof, goes the bulb. In the Admirals posed situation the screen would also die as it require more and is working on a time delay while it gathered the necessary energy to display what you had seconds ago. You should have an apple disk to reset your Mac to its original settings. (If it was viral, this disk should fix it).
Required***, was it a slow fade to black or did it just instantly flicker to black?
wow…and you call other people dumb? What are you, mexican?
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Uh-oh…! Careful, kafleen, there was some talk about coveting you around here the other day!
*hides kafleen from the coveters*
Heh!
*peeks*
Nice ass.
*snorkroffle!*
wutt…wutt?????
failblog.org/2009/08/13/cardinal-fail/#comment-562771
Just because you do not understand how a Mac works doesn’t mean that people who do are Mexican.
I si what you mean.
Maybe she’s not really a criminal. She just got arrested because she really REALLY likes irony.
I thought it was funny because she was black. Which got me thinking why Failblog would allow racism. And then I saw the mugshot caption.
You didn’t think in the end did you.
If its the same person as below then she is the one was arrested for child abuse after it was found that she carved the letter S on her baby’s butt.
http://news.aol.com/article/sergaye-lafayette-charged-with-carving/619850?icid=main|main|dl1|link5|http%3A%2F%2Fnews.aol.com%2Farticle%2Fsergaye-lafayette-charged-with-carving%2F619850
And I ran, I ran so far away.
I just ran, I ran all night and day.
Just to get away
Man, it sure is slooooooooooooooooooow today!
At least Dragon posted that awesome video to counter the racism teeming from this fail.
I herd u liek I Ran.
The “priceless” expression at work.
This is epic fail! Wearing your “I can get away with anything” shirt while doing a crime, and getting a mugshot!
Epic Win for the person that found this!! XD
O. M. F. G.
Thanks for stating here what no one here noticed before!
The fact that she wore the shirt while committing a crime?
And she would have if it wasn’t for those meddling kids!
Sad how Scooby never got any of the credit. It was his show after all.
He did get Scooby snacks though.
Was Columbo ever satisfied with a Big Mac? Was Perry Mason content with a bucket of the Colonels Extra Crispy? No! They demanded public credit.
Let me restate: It has gotten really, really slow down here. All it has become is racists and idiots who didn’t get the joke. Oh well, I had fun. Who wants to join me in a little end of Saturday cake and beerfest. This time we can have it in a warm, AC break room.
Thanks for the classifying me. Careful how you throw those alls about.
It was slow today. I say was because I’m signing off now. Night all.
Night, Coyote.
G’night, my friend! Hope to see you on the blog tomorrow!
See ya later.
Crime doesn’t pay, girl! You are imprisoned for 10 years.
Tell that to your cellmates, see if they think it’s funny.
Sheesh … getting shittier by the minute. Poor old failblog.
Funny mugshots are always the best!
That pic is worth a million words.
http://fiestamovement.com/agents/view/58
rah!!
She got arrested for False Advertising.
maybe she couldn’t get away with nothing?
Apparently not.
This isn’t a mugshot. You all fail
stupid woman
This doesn’t even look like a mugshot.
This is a mugshot from Dekalb County, Georgia. It was on Nealz Nuze and the topic of conversation on the Neal Boortz Radio Show.
Reading some sheriff office’s websites–rap sheets/arrest logs can be more entertaining than failblog.org at times.
She doesn’t have a sign or anything. This isn’t a mugshot, it’s just a picture of a black person.
How do we know this is a mugshot?
She stole that shirt, thats y shes in custody
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
too Funny
I wonder what she did
That equals win for me
She obviously doesn’t get away with ANYTHING, because she is crying right now. But wait, look at the ironic message on her shirt! Hilarious.
Well, Obama IS President now…
Irony win!
get away:)
holy crap! the germans have invaded!
She can get away with anything…Just not that.