Comments on: Smoking Fail

By: Shaun

Shaun — Sun, 28 Feb 2010 10:41:43 +0000

Tell that to my Grandpa, my Grandma died of it, man she was so lucky…

By: goods

goods — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 11:26:18 +0000

wat the hell is “accidenty the cigarette” ? Learn to type.

By: Tobias

Tobias — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 11:02:16 +0000

The other day I was chewing some food when I accidenally swallowed some of it! What do I do???

By: randomBLOG

randomBLOG — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 17:42:52 +0000

all i do is smoke

By: Aprild

Aprild — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 05:17:20 +0000

Best fail i’ve seen all day lmfao.

By: rachael

rachael — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 00:34:01 +0000

its a smoking fail cuz he accidentillay actually smoked
he was most likely one of those people who just puff the smoke in there mouth and let it out immediately to look cool wasting tabacco and money one cigarettes he isn’t actually smoking.
what a gaytard he was

By: SiNT4X

SiNT4X — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 00:02:20 +0000

Insult fail. I am not amused. Or insulted.

Comment on pic: Next he’ll be complaining about his tool accidentally going in his wife. What a “whoops” that will be…

By: a jerk

a jerk — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 20:59:23 +0000

Enjoy your mouth and throat cancer you cigar smoking jerk. While subsidising other medical bills (in a social health context) smoking causes a miserable cancer-ridden decline into death for 100Ks people and screws with the lives of millions of relatives who have to deal with it. In an insured-health context, it’s pay lots and still get dicked about with and die.

By: rationalist

rationalist — Sun, 27 Sep 2009 13:07:21 +0000

maybe they should be inhaling the smoke into there lungs if their that stupid

By: Trishaaaa

Trishaaaa — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 20:33:51 +0000

I think everyone on this whole “fail” website fails. Its like you have nothing better to do, then make fun of other peoples mistakes.

Now you could say, you all FAIL.

By: Crae

Crae — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 12:15:16 +0000

In the Philippines, we call this HITHIT BUGA! )

By: Carlo

Carlo — Sat, 05 Sep 2009 13:45:20 +0000

Arent you supposed to inhale it in your lungs???

By: Kr0nic666

Kr0nic666 — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 07:19:46 +0000

Damn poor Kid.
I have a story to share with you guys, I like this kid have accidently inhaled the smoke… Doctor says I have 4 minutes to live. He told me my face would implode and then I’d die. It’s all the tobacco companies fault that I went and tried to be cool by smoking. Nope, it was in no way my own fault at all. The tobacco companies forced me to go out and buy their products, and when I wouldn’t they would beat me up and steal my stuff. Well anyways I think the 4 minutes are up so I will juuf8nbhy7bflow8dndddddddddddddddddddddddddd

By: insanityinside

insanityinside — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 21:56:40 +0000

Actually, that’s an accidental not-fail.

By: Callum

Callum — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 12:24:42 +0000

It sounds like a common case of a fasion Smoker!?

By: Mnn

Mnn — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 06:49:06 +0000

Sigh. I knew a person who died of mouth cancer from smoking. You don’t need to inhale to die. Oh well, natural selection I suppose.

By: Jhonny

Jhonny — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 16:22:18 +0000

What an idiot!

By: d

Tue, 25 Aug 2009 23:00:35 +0000

I dunno man; your theory’s flawed. He’s clearly describing the actions of a someone who doesn’t know to inhale and accidentally takes his first real puff. Not someone who accidentally inhaled his own second-hand smoke and was concerned about the harmful effects of non-filtered cigarettes.

I hope you don’t think that smoking through a filter makes it safe.

By: eugenics

eugenics — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 01:12:33 +0000

A lot more of them are than thin, healthy people. Yes, people. the smoker who lives to 90 probably ends up costing more, but there’s not may of them. The non-smoker who lives to 90 costs less, but there’s a lot more of them. If you add it all up, the smokers *on average* cost less.

By: eugenics

eugenics — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 01:10:49 +0000

You can find some numbers at http://www.usatoday.com/news/health/2008-02-05-obese-cost_N.htm Try reading the full study some day, it’s enlightening.

By: Fronken

Fronken — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 15:44:57 +0000

Nothing fail about this, happened lots of times to me, and it hurts like crap.

For those of you who dont even know what its about:

Smoking a ciggarette is done by drawing the smoke from the glowing ash *Through* the filter into the lungs, this way the nicotine goes into the body, and its a smooth taste of whatever ciggarette you are smoking.

What this question refers to is when the smoke that doesnt go through the filter is inhaled (meaning the smoke that isnt filtered), and that smoke has 100% of the toxic/harsh material in it, meaning it is Nothing like the smoke that goes through the filter.

So no, this is NOT fail, this is an honest question about a problem that many face.

By: THE

THE — Sun, 23 Aug 2009 21:34:53 +0000

lmao, great analogy!

By: Bader

Bader — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 20:54:15 +0000

that has got to be the stupidest question ive ever heard!
man thats like, i was drinking water… and i actually swallowed some!! will i die??

By: DH

DH — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 03:59:46 +0000

Uhh… inhaling cigarette smoke into your lungs is how you’re supposed to smoke, is it not?
Who puffs a cigarette?

By: biobv2

biobv2 — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 19:12:33 +0000

best comment!

By: Smotherfate

Smotherfate — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 00:14:27 +0000

Even if he doesn’t inhale he can still get mouth and nose cancer which can spread to his brain. Obviously he hasn’t been smoking long enough to know how to smoke so I don’t think he has much risk of this…

By: jessica

jessica — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 08:52:35 +0000

Seriously? Are you kidding me? LOL.
Major fail.

By: gosu_gosu

gosu_gosu — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 06:58:25 +0000

900 points too little

By: PHAILE

PHAILE — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 06:09:58 +0000

I hope he dies.
He’s too stupid to function.

By: lolphail

lolphail — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 12:49:42 +0000

Bumpuff maybe?

By: cynnicysm

cynnicysm — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 12:22:12 +0000

all of you fail for being so serious about smoking. ALL. OF. YOU. even the ones who weren’t being serious about smoking. you still fail.

smoking is COOL. it makes you LOOK cool. it makes you FEEL cool. so stop being such a square and take a drag. in the boys room.

By: Faust

Faust — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 10:58:37 +0000

Sources;

http://info.cancerresearchuk.org/news/archive/pressreleases/2008/october/smoking-nhs-cancer-tobacco

http://www.the-tma.org.uk/tobacco-tax-revenue.aspx

By: Faust

Faust — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 10:56:46 +0000

For the UK, the Government in 2007 received £10 billion revenue in tax and excise from tobacco.

In 2007 the NHS spent £2.7 billion on smoking related illnesses.

And you wonder why they do not ban it outright?

And where did the surplus £7.3 billion go?

Ask your local MP and see what they say, rofl.

Smokers in the UK contribute more to public services than non-smokers, and we die younger saving the State on our pensions!

You should be thanking us :D:D

By: fuugus

fuugus — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 10:38:26 +0000

that particular person wont be having much problems while trying to stop smoking btw: laughter win for morgana.

By: Dina

Dina — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 01:03:47 +0000

Yeah, my grandfather was a heavy smoker and is 73 now. Of course, he also has lung cancer.

By: Hertz

Hertz — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 22:22:01 +0000

Britains oldest man died recently aged 113 (I think).
In an earlier interview he put down his longevity to ‘cigarettes, whiskey and wild women’.

By: kissmepurple

kissmepurple — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 19:35:49 +0000

XD XD XD What an moron.

By: Vikotnik

Vikotnik — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 13:14:40 +0000

Fail!

By: Blackhand

Blackhand — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 12:36:40 +0000

EPIC

By: person

person — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 11:53:43 +0000

pretty sure you get that from inhaling coal dust…not smoking

By: person

person — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 11:52:37 +0000

pneumoultramicroscopicsilcovolcanoconiosis is better.

By: Dr. Failington

Dr. Failington — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 05:03:19 +0000

To make it that much closer towards cigarette extinction…and death?

By: Randomman

Randomman — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 03:23:20 +0000

Randomman likes cheese

By: R

Sat, 15 Aug 2009 23:22:42 +0000

Seriously?

Do people not know what smoking is? :/

By: R

Sat, 15 Aug 2009 23:19:48 +0000

um. lol.
yes, you’re supposed to inhale. that’s called smoking. that was the fail. he probably smoked a cigarette the first time in his life just now.

By: R

Sat, 15 Aug 2009 23:15:25 +0000

Omg, guiz, I was eating, and while I was chewing, I accidentally swallowed the food. Now my stomach feels all weird and full. What do I do? Should I call the doctor? Should I wait it out? And for all of you anorexics out there, don’t hate, I decided to quit eating. So cool it.

By: Fifthparallel

Fifthparallel — Sat, 15 Aug 2009 20:06:57 +0000

Nah, it’s just natural selection everybody. If this failtard, kicks it, it’s win-win. Or fail. Idk

By: Davidmoreen

Davidmoreen — Sat, 15 Aug 2009 17:40:48 +0000

Lightweight! You’re suppose to do that.

By: Allen

Allen — Sat, 15 Aug 2009 17:10:59 +0000

i heard beginners actually dont inhale it into their lungs, it stays in their mouth? idk i dont smoke but thats wut ive been told

By: Ninja

Ninja — Sat, 15 Aug 2009 16:09:41 +0000

Well they put urea in them, you know- the stuff that’s in pee.