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I accidenty the cigarette? What do I do?
Action an ash tray?
Ok, now I’ve accidentied the ash tray, too. Now what?
Pray the security alarm doesn’t go off when you try exiting the building.
I think he will die.
I think this is more of a “Quitting Cigarettes Win” rather than a smoking fail.
pass the dutchie on the left hand side
yes. tobacco and health companies are winning. Promoting smoking cigarettes equals higher medical bills. Its a win-win.
Actually, promoting smoking cigarettes LOWERS medical bills. Do some research. The vast majority of healthcare is spent on people over 65, and smokers are almost always dead before then. With no extended health coverage going on into their 80’s, smokers save us all money.
Plus, a lot of people “smoke” cigars and don’t inhale the smoke, they just pull it into their mouths and not their lungs. Some nicotine is delivered through the lips and gums but not the lungs. It’s not healthy, it’s just how you smoke a cigar.
This fail is a fail.
Tell that to my 79 year old grandma with COPD from smoking… and it is VERY expensive btw.
You must of never smoked (good for you), you are supposed to inhale the smoke into the lungs. Ever watched someone just sucking on it and NOT inhaling? They just look silly; this was probably just some kid that was trying to look cool and failed. I’m glad he is quitting! lol
Yes, some is absorbed through the mouth, which is why you can get addicted to nicotine gum and chewing tobacco however, it is most readily absorbed through the alveoli of the lung. This is also the fastest site of absorption. (to quote Futurama, “trust me, I’m a whale biologist”… only, in my case, just a regular biologist)
and my fortunately now-deceased father who suffered from copd for over 13 years, hacking and choking and on 15 different meds until he finally died from congestive heart failure at age 81. i didn’t like him but that is no way for ANYONE to die.
people who get cancer are lucky.
And what about the cost of raising a child, giving him free education, possibly giving welfare to his parents to help them raise him, wasting plenty of food and toys and medical care on him all those years, possibly giving him money so he can get in college, and in the end have him die at 40 of lung cancer while many people work until they are 65??
Isn’t that costly?
And what if this guy dies at 40 and leaves behind two or three kids, who will now have to be supported by the rest of society through welfare?
Very costly!
And through personal experience (testimonies of many of my friends), I have learned that making cigarettes/weed/alcohol legal will make them think it is safe to consume.
Having a role model consuming such products will also make them feel it’s safe.
How many times when I was a teenager have I heard friends telling me “If it was not safe it would not be legal/my parents would not smoke/drink it”. Terrible.
At least if smokers were really as aware of the dangers as they claim to be, I would not mind so much. But since many don’t realize the risks I can only think smoking is a danger to society.
man if the tobacco companies are dealing with people like this (from the pic not n e 1 here) then theres no way they couldn’t win.
No, they are not. I work with terminal cancer patients, and lung cancer is just tragic, with a great deal of pain and fair due to them not being able to breath properly. Not to mention with chronic obstruction in their airways, as many smokers get, it gets even worse.
Your comment was very inconsiderate, and I would advise you against uttering that phrase again, as you might never know just what other people have gone through.
Tell that to my Grandpa, my Grandma died of it, man she was so lucky…
-50 points for unneeded action with a cigar, but +500 points for pointing out a population control method. It made enough sense on the drawing board: control population by having the less sensible people shorten their own life expectancy overall…. I just wish they could have perfected it so that bystanders don’t have to suffer the smell.
Except, as Nerobus pointed out above, end-of-life healthcare for smoking-related conditions is expensive, and can drag on and on (no pun intended.) Fail.
*the vast majority*.. the single case of your mutant grandmother must disprove the reputable statistics I’m looking at…
Fail. You totally didn’t realize that I don’t care about the price. I’m not a haggler when it comes to natural selection.
You can find some numbers at http://www.usatoday.com/news/health/2008-02-05-obese-cost_N.htm Try reading the full study some day, it’s enlightening.
The same could be said for eating fast food, driving fast, unprotected sex, and not exercising. So if you were to institute “population control” you would have to cover all those facets of unhealthy living. Some, of which, I’m sure apply to you. Also, I’d rather suffer the smell of a cigarette, that is less harmful to you, than inhaling exhaust fumes that are emitted during stop and go traffic.
-4000 points for thinking that 4 American pastimes apply to all people. (None of that applied to me or my bloodline.)
-1000 points for inhaling exhaust fumes – that’s pretty gross. Why should it be an either-or between eating exhaust and tolerating smokers? I’d rather eat poo than drink acid, but I’d rather not do either.
+900 points for your name, though. That’s intense.
+50000000000000000000000000000 for this comment win
900 points too little
I doubt that people who die from cigarettes usually don’t die suddenly, so I’m sure they use their share of “healthcare” (insurance? whatever you mean by that) when they die.
The cost of a smoker’s health care is easily covered by the amount of taxes that smoker pays on each pack of cigarettes they buy throughout their lifetime. In fact the taxes they pay on those cigarettes covers a lot of NON-smokers that lack health care as well. Thus, the health care costs a smoker incurs later in life has already been paid for by himself and other smokers by continuing their habit. Not to mention, that any non-smoker without insurance is having a good bit of their health care paid for by those same smokers’ tax dollars that they so despise.
I have had the opportunity to hold a smoker’s lung in my hands, and I think you would re-evaluate your opinion if you knew that feeling. Also, I know from some of my Medical School Lectures that the level of dependency for Tobacco is on par with that of Heroin. Nicotine is a neurotransmitter, and ingesting such an excess does nothing of benefit to the human brain.
Smokers arent almost always dead before 65…
Yeah, my grandfather was a heavy smoker and is 73 now. Of course, he also has lung cancer.
A lot more of them are than thin, healthy people. Yes, people. the smoker who lives to 90 probably ends up costing more, but there’s not may of them. The non-smoker who lives to 90 costs less, but there’s a lot more of them. If you add it all up, the smokers *on average* cost less.
Britains oldest man died recently aged 113 (I think).
In an earlier interview he put down his longevity to ‘cigarettes, whiskey and wild women’.
Enjoy your mouth and throat cancer you cigar smoking jerk. While subsidising other medical bills (in a social health context) smoking causes a miserable cancer-ridden decline into death for 100Ks people and screws with the lives of millions of relatives who have to deal with it. In an insured-health context, it’s pay lots and still get dicked about with and die.
puffpuff pass.
its a smoking fail cuz he accidentillay actually smoked
he was most likely one of those people who just puff the smoke in there mouth and let it out immediately to look cool wasting tabacco and money one cigarettes he isn’t actually smoking.
what a gaytard he was
I hope he dies.
He’s too stupid to function.
I accidenty exhaled the whole building.
Now I’m nervous I’m destined to be insecurity.
post it on a thread and ask some one
Let nature run it’s course the ash tray knows what to do.
What if ash tray gets pregnant?
Is there room enough to clap?
Steady, Velvet – just breathe.
breatheinbreatheoutbreathinbreatheout
.
*collapses*
Puff, puff, pass out.
MRN! You’re not supposed to inhale into your lungs!
I tried pot once, but I didn’t inhale.
*squeeze!!*
LIES!!!
Who??? ME?!?!
*gooses Leila*
*feeds her a “magic” brownie*
*turns away from “magic” brownie*
Nuh Uh!!! No sugar today.
♫No sugar today in my coffee, no sugar tonight in my tea♪
*Friday squeezies, all!*
That’s the kind of sugar I can handle.
*squeeze Judy*
Identity FAIL.
Identities are never fails when they involve me.
.
*squeeze*
I suppose now we have to play Guess Who.
There are clues, Connect Four of them to figure it out.
I never tried pot, but all my friends did. And they smoked it in my car with the windows rolled up.
.
Contact high!
I never tried it either, but I lived in a duplex in college and our neighbors were huge pot heads. They always tried to cover it up with incense. Now every time I smell this incense, which seems to be fairly popular, I look around for who might be smoking pot.
*puts out incense*
*stares innocently at ceiling*
*stares at Brewski*
*clears throat*
*taps foot*
My dog once got high. My friend smoked in the room with him. The dog was very very hungry afterward.
I had a friend that killed a parrot by smoking in his face for years. Poor bird…
*pictures poor parrot with a laryngectomy, using one of those buzz-y things to talk*
Using one of those buzz-y things to talk? This parrot is no more! It has ceased to be! It’s expired and gone to meet its maker! This is a late parrot! It’s a stiff! Bereft of life, it rests in peace! It’s hopped the twig! It’s shuffled off this mortal coil! It’s run down the curtain and joined the choir invisible!
Piping to the fjords!
*rofl*
Polly wants a crack pipe.
*offers peppermint*
I never have either Ms B. I guess we can call ourselves virgins in this regard.
*desperately resists making smart-ass reply*
Must…fight…must…stay…strong!
Oh come on…let it go!
Geez, Brewski, very time I start to think you’re a dumbass,
you don’t come out and just say something smartassed.
… um, yeah … “verily time”
:: embarASSed ::
Seriously man, if you keep it bottled up like that it’s going to cause damage to your insides.
And totally redeem myself?
Did you just play off my “Dumb and Dumber” reference from yesterday?
Redemption is a dish best served, um, bold, when you’re besting someone by whom you’ve been served, um, yesterday.
Well that is just smoking without due care and attention, deary me, you could get arrested for that!
*sneaks into thread to give velvet 12 special Friday smooches*
Ooooooh! How nice! But today is the 14th. Where are my other two smooches?
.
.
*pinches brewski’s tooshie*
Oh, you have to come by later to claim those in private!
*deep voice*
Ahem…yeah, I am here to claim something. velvet sent me.
*pays squeeze collector in cookies*
.
Thanks for all your help!
*gives several SQUEEZES to the collector*
*waits for change*
Why change? I like you just the way you are.
Well, he could stand a change of underwear if you ask me.
TMI!!!
*runs away with all of Brewski’s spare underwear*
Mwahahahahahahahahaha!
Paper bag? *proffers brown bag with sandwiches still in*
*yoinks a sandwich*
Yummy! Thanks k@!
*feeds the wordpress monster remaining sandwiches*
Maybe now he’ll stop nomming my comments. Who forgot to feed him?
*checks Boggy feeding rota*
Oh, it’s me. Whoops. I’ll go and fetch the troll snacks for Boggy.
*ROAR*
FEED ME MOAR!
Erm, wash your lungs out with sulphuric acid you fool!
Accidentally what?
No, accidenty!
Minbad, the correct response is: The whole thing?
too idiot guy
all i do is smoke
wat the hell is “accidenty the cigarette” ? Learn to type.
is he died?
What an idiot!!!
I know – doesn’t he realize that feeling will go away after a few packs?
…and decades of practice.
*sneaks up on Leila*
*POUNCE!!*
Good morning!!
*endlesshappyfridaysqueezies*
“You have mail!”
Morning!
I saw and *thankyousqueezies*.
*cough cough giggle cough cough*
♪ K@ in the sky with diamonds! ♫
♪ Diamonds are foreveeeeer…♫
♪ Forever young ♪
♪ Young at Heart ♪
♪ Don’t break my heart. My achey breaky heart. ♫
*puts earplugs in ears*
No earworms for me…lalalalalalalalalala!
They say we’re young and we don’t know
We won’t find out until we grow
Well I don’t know if all that’s true
‘Cause you got me, and baby I got you
Babe
I got you babe
I got you babe
*runs off to cry in silence*
I actually like that song…
♫ Love! Love will keep us together!
Think of me babe, whenever!
Some sweet talking girl comes along singing her song
Don’t mess around,
You gotta be strong.
Just Stop [stop], ’cause I really love You! ♪
ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!
LALALALALALALALALALLAAAAA!!! Can’t hear you!!!!!!!
*covers ears and cringes*
[stop!] hammertime!
No cry Leila please, you make me cry too.
Ah! The Cool Cat himself is here.
I think you are part of the Cool Cats too.
*Gives Qwaz a pair of C.’s.
*and then inserts another * at the end*
ya I might be stating the obvious but…….with cigarettes don’t you inhale the smoke? I thought it was only cigars that you don’t inhale (I could be wrong)
*facepalm*
But because you’re supposed to do it it’s really a smoking win!
Facepalm:
When words cannot explain your stupidity…there is always, facepalm!
I still like antidisestablishmentarainism… least I think thats how you spell it
pneumoultramicroscopicsilcovolcanoconiosis is better.
You just failed fail.
Yes, with cigarettes you inhale. With cigars it’s more personal preference and depends on the type of cigar.
On a large scale, cigarettes may cause PNEUMONOULTRAMICROSCOPICSILICOVOLCANOCONIOSIS!
Thank you Dr. Halifax.
Is that from the song in the Mary Poppins film?
Supercalifragilisticexpialodocious!
thats sounds quite atrocious!
Yeah but we’re talking EPIC scale smoking. Like 3 cartons a day for life!
Well they put urea in them, you know- the stuff that’s in pee.
pretty sure you get that from inhaling coal dust…not smoking
gotta love yahoo answers
Only slightly less accurate than wikipedia.
Didn’t they have a study showing that Wikipedia actually had less errors than the Encyclopedia Britannica?
Yeah, I read that on Wikipedia.
LOL
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/4530930.stm
i would believe that. i think it is because the people who tend to edit wiki are people who are super passionate about whatever subject it is…on top of which, there are people seem to exist only to check references and give entries the smackdown on the talk pages…
for some reason i now have to go listen to White and Nerdy.
Or you can join our support group “Geeks Anonymous”.
I belong to an ED support group.
(although I may need a new group to cope with the annoying T-shirt ads)
It doesn’t get any more “peer reviewed” than Wikipedia.
I though smoke came from your lungs?
In your case, that is true!
Pysiological differences again!
Ah. So where do humans get their smoke from?
By being FOOMED of course! *squeeze*
…no, come from your butt.
Nesting fail …
oh dear
*pits trousers back on*
I just don’t know what to do with you anymore.
Who are you pitting those trousers against?
Really?
did you know that if you cut your lungs open and spread them over an average sized tennis court you die?
I don’t believe you. Prove it!
yahoo answers!
see?
I see.
would you mind helping me to the hospital please!?
*squeezieplease!?*
Absolutely! But first we must stop by the liquor store. Mama is thirsty. Is that ok?
*squeezies*
no probs! we could maybe just skip the hospital altogether if there’s booze!
now you’re thinking.
but remember, I only drink on days ending in “Y”. What day is this?
FriDayyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!
Woo HOO!!!!!
*seriously watching the clock*
Oh hell ya!! Let the drinking begin!
*averts eyes from clock because it slows down when I watch it*
for me too
I’m out of here, have a good weekend!
*squeeze*
aw… already? Have a great weekend!!!!
*snork*
Interesting medium to play on though.
Would it be more like grass, or clay?
grass….lots and lots of grass
*squeeze!*
*squeeze*
Not so much astroturf, as astronomical turf huh!
I am going to go with motor oil.
Not baconlube?
No, with the blood being so oxygenated, I am going to stick with motor oil.
Wouldn’t that be too slippery to play on, though?
Grass on a very wet day I’d wager.
In my case probably more like asphalt
“asphalt”. Does that mean going the wrong way on Hershey street?
Albert Pojul, is that you?
On a hole different subject…
With a name like “fluffy wooly snuggie”, you sound like the ultimate in cuddly softness!
*squeeze*
Sorry, couldn’t resist. I blame the snuggie.
They get a bad wrap…they’re quite snuggly…
Please squeeze the charmin’.
Look out for Mr. Whipple!
I stepped on my foot and my toe is still throbbing after ten minutes. What did I do wrong?
Smoke some more.
My eyelashes itch. What do I do?
Amputation.
don’t do it Leila! I’ll scratch them!
scratch away then. I think I would look funny with amputated eyelashes. *damn you vanity*
*applies butterfly stitches*
*gives butterfly kisses*
Morning, all!!
*gives butterbov!ne kisses*
Awww, thanks fuzz! I could always use secret kisses…
plucky answer
Can I donate the amputated eyelashes?
No! They might have eye mites.
*hm … wonders if I might have they mites*
Oh we are so screwed!
I won’t cool it unless you tell me you decided to quit after that!
~ a walking hater
Ok, I have decided to give up walking. I shall now skip everywhere I go!
*skips off humming a jaunty tune*
*walks sideways to the coffee breakroom*
Feeling crabby today?
Oooooooooooooh…that rhymes with my real name.
Dear Abby:
My husband wants me to give him a grilled cheese sandwich. What should I do?
Signed,
Hates making grilled cheese sandwiches
*snorkandsqueeze*
*Ms B’sy Squeezy*
Dear HMGCS.
Divorce the loser. Get lypo. Move to Miami. If you don’t like to ‘cook’ you shouldn’t be forced to.
Signed,
Abby
Wow. Abby has gotten a tad cranky in recent years.
… and crustaceous
Oooh, did you hear that, Brewski?
Move to Miami. Just sayin’…
So I have one vote of “Go for it”, and Elsa gave a vote of “No way”. I would be the furthest I could humanly be from my family. My girlfriend’s family is in the far northeast. So we’d pretty much be far away from everybody!
I’m thinking I’ll probably do the on-site interview. But that doesn’t mean I’ve made up my mind that I’d move there.
Bearly, how long did you live there?
You could probably just post answers.yahoo.com as a fail.
dear Tim:
You may as well carry on smoking, ’cause if the smoking doesn’t get you, stupidity will make sure that you’re gonna die! DIE! DIE!!!!!!!!!!
*runs into a wall*
*watches as Tim dies*
Well…that was quick and easy.
and way less smelly than smoking!
you got that right. Honestly, I don’t know how many folks here smoke and no offence but that shit really smells bad.
agreed!
Hey, do ya mind if I smoke?
No, do you mind if I fart? It’s one of my habits!
only if I can have a puff
*squeeze*
The farting zone in
way.
BAH!
*is
The Inouye zone is in Hawaii.
But without the delicious flavor!
……of smoking corpse!
I smoked some salmon today and accidently inhaled it into my lungs. I feel dizzy…
As long as it’s an aqualung the fish should survive. Try not to panic.
*admires large alveoli*
♪ *admires little girls with bad intent* ♪
Jebus frowns upon thee!
And Mary looks cross-eyed at you.
“When I was in England, I experimented with marijuana a time or two, and I didn’t like it. I didn’t inhale and never tried it again.” –Bill Clinton
I very much enjoy this, every time. Bill Clinton admitting to a party foul. You get shot for that in my hood.
Oddly enough, that got a lot of press. Meanwhile, G.W.Bush admitted to cocaine use and alcoholism, which got very little mention. I suppose because the Clinton line was not credible. He should have just admitted it and moved on.
I accidentally swallowed a pasta mouthful I was chewing, now my stomach is feeling weird! How bad is that?!
hahaha sarcasm win
The smoke is a lie!
Only if paired with mirrors.
Kill yourself Tim, the human race is doomed anyway.
(clicky)
*curls up into ball and cries*
*facepalm*
What is our world coming to?
Death and destruction, but not the fun, tasty cigarette kind.
*waits for bus*
*bus pulls up*
*attempts to board*
*smacks into side of bus*
Damn! Do I get to try again??
back of the cue like the rest of us, or maybe just a shorter bus to train with
*shoots eight into pocket with cue*
*misses with five*
*squints at queue cards*
What’s my line?
No, cards are in a stack, not a queue.
*pops*
*pops in*
*gives MRN’s queue a push*
Pop!…goes da weasel
*gets in bus*
*doesn’t wait until the bus has stopped*
*jumps out the window*
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!
*climbs up stairs*
*panics*
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaah! The guidelines never covered this!
*runs around screaming*
Ahem.
*pulls “Cease and Desist” notice out of briefcase*
*hands to Moomin*
*points to “running and screaming copyrighted by General BondFan4518″ clause*
*approves Cease and Desist order*
*THUDS Moomin’s forehead with stamp*
APPROVED
Does that mean I am approved too?
Absolutely!
Bondfan is taking legal action??!
AAAAAHHHH!!!!!!
*runs around screaming and waving arms*
*grabs Brewski and slaps him*
Calm down!!!
Now, maybe you should get a certificate for successfully riding this bus (clickie – the old Weird Al parody song with fun graphics – SFW)
I only got as far as step 3!
WAH!!!!!!!!
*joins Moomin on the floor crying*
*forms a sob mob with GCF*
The cuddle puddle has been postponed due to despair.
Noticed one of the steps is,
“be directed to a downstairs seat by a member of staff”
OK, I knew you guys had a lot of double-decker buses, but staff?
I was surprised too. What kind of bus is this, anyway?
Too much, the magic bus!
Who sang that?
Yes.
No, not yes. Guess Who.
*smacks Brewski upside the head*
WHAM!
No, not Wham either.
This is madness.
No doubt.
You are obviously Disturbed.
I think I’ll hide behind this Bush until this blows over.
I was gonna stop too, but the Temptations to keep posting are too strong.
Getting a Rush out of it?
I still want to know about the “staff” on a bus. That was the Genesis of this run.
This whole thing started because we were trying to name The Band that sang “Magic Bus”. I am beginning to have Faith No More that we’ll come up with Who it was.
I think I heard a Sound in the Garden.
Yeah, I’m growing some guns and roses. They can get pretty noisy.
Oh, That was just Alice in her Chains.
I think we know the where and the what, but not The Who??
OH… look at the flock of segulls!
It’s the kind of bus from the Harry Potter movie.
sheeesh!
Looks like I am owed a trophy then!
I hope he knows Cigarettes are a gate way
Next he’ll be accidentally be shooting up Heroine or accidentally Falling in big piles of Coke
What would the Hero say?
gimme some of that sheeeeeeat
mmmmmm…, *day dreams* piles of coke……. *wakes up, looks around* ….ah, nobody hear that, right?
im jebus…i see and hear everything!…*Discreatly slips some coke to abstract*
Can I hear “throat cancer”?
No, it is usually reasonably quiet.
I can hear psoriasis from across the room.
what blue and f*cks old people?
hypothermia
sorry and byeeee!!!!
Hahahahahahaha.
*squeeze*
I had to see this one:
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090804215429AA6FQ6Z
:facepalm:
The answer is funnier than the question.
Actually the answer was very good, I thought. She just got him to calm down, which is all he needed to do anyway.
♪♫ Hi, honey! I’m home!! ♪♫
♪ Change my pitch up, smack my kids up! ♫
Hey, that’s just as offensive as the original song.
Oh man. Talk about supreme FAILure. I’m posting on the wrong FAIL!! I was one fail behind.
*headdesk*
*Judy squeezes*
A fail behind? Never, Brewski! Your behind is adorable!
*Friday squeezies*
Read my child Brewski LOl. *Puts pillow under Brewski ’s head to stop desk from getting injured.
Hi Five. I’m touched that you’re so concerned about …wait a minute! The desk?
:p
hmmm, ok. well, i just can’t say.. well, ok, this is sad. I think i’ll go with that.. this is sad. when I was in H.S. they practicaly taught you how to score drugs and how to use them in health class.
Me too. It was very straight-up about the effects, the risks, you name it. But that’s a good thing. It was credible, unlike these DARE programs that use scare-tactics. Kids can see through the lies, and won’t believe any of it.
*squeeze*
Oogah Boogah Boogah?
LOL!
*squeeze*
*Squeeze*
I was looking over some of the above threads, some of you guys are worse than Shaggy and Scooby!
What happens if you got busted?
Well I wouldn’t say they “see through it”. It’s more like they’re tired of having the same thing drilled through their heads so they do the opposite. I’ve never smoked or drank alcohol but I recalled myself wanting to do it just because they wouldn’t shut up. That was in middle school. I’m currently in college and I still wouldn’t try it. I’d mark it up as attempted teenage rebellion. >_> (And no, DARE wasn’t the cause for my decision, my alcoholic dad is my reason)
Wall-o-text over.
*Looks at name*
*looks at post*
*Giggles like crazy*
Nyeh? Something about my name is ironic with my post?
Gonna have to explain that one. I’m kinda dense. ._.
Oh man … come on! Even I get it.
Sorry, common sense isn’t one of my strong points. =(
Let’s see … we have five major senses … minus common sense … add a comic … get Fantastic Four … included Johnny Torch … so …
FLAME ON!
I’m guessing maybe they are thinking of “Blaze” as in a blazing bowl or joint. But I may be dense too.
Good point though… rebellion is an aspect. But if all you get is straightforward info, there’s less to rebel against. It’s the “don’t do this! don’t do this! don’t do this!” mantra that begs for rebellion.
Yeah. And that’s basically what Dare did. It was always don’t do this with them.
And from what fuzz is explaining I didn’t get much Fantastic 4 interaction besides the old cartoon. From reading up on what I could his father was an alcoholic. But that’s about as much of a similarity as I see in us. =/ (Besides Blaze = fire)
Though that might have been sarcasm. D=
Fuzz likes playing word games, I don’t think he meant anything, just being playful and joking around.
I don’t think he was being mean. I just mean sarcastic. My GF and I joke around through sarcasm a lot. It’s not necessarily a bad thing.
Smoke!
Stoke!
Joke?
Stroke?
Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!
You stroke, you stray.
You toke, you play.
You broke, you pay
you poke, you say
I accidentally the whole cigarrete. is this bad?
You accidentally the same joke again.
Bloke!
Toke….
coke…..
Croak?
Roanoke?
Place of birth?
Broke?
Groke?
*flees in terror before he gets frozen*
Broke…
nuuuu suzieq got it first!
Rhyme Fail.
Where’s Todd?
Todd? This looks more like Failer behavior.
How is smoke inhauled? How loungs get pregnent?
They need to do way instain smouker> who puff thier sigarets. because these sigaret cant frigth back it was on the news this mroing a smoker in ar who had waste his three smokes.
Holy crap, Spelling Fail.
In the life of man there was fire.
It burned so hot it made a lair.
So he glowed until he died
no more is that hot fire.
I wonder how long this guy looked like a douche by pretending to smoke? I hope he realizes everyone who saw him was making fun of him behind his back. So he still gets the stench on his clothes and breath, as well as the mouth cancer, but misses out on the buzz? I hope this guy doesn’t breed.
I don’t get it. It’s a serious question.
?
Seriously?
Do people not know what smoking is? :/
been around the world and found that only stupid people are breeding………….
not as bad as doing it on purpose.
A failure and a N00b.
No, my friend, by all means please continue to smoke. In fact, smoke as much as you can. With any luck you will kill yourself before you have children…
he used to smoked without smoking? And, yes, that is not healthy lol
wut was he doing before swallowing the smoke? rofl what a noob
will someone please tell me what site this from?
Yahoo answers.
thank you cipher
You are probably OK. Most people who accidentally inhale cigarette smoke die within minutes, so since you made it 9 hours you should survive. But don’t try them again if you haven’t mastered Bill Clinton’s “I didn’t inhale” technique.
Losing your life just isn’t worth it
Im confused… arent you supposed to inhale? And when you dont, isnt that wrong? lol i just dont understand what the problem is
um. lol.
yes, you’re supposed to inhale. that’s called smoking. that was the fail. he probably smoked a cigarette the first time in his life just now.
FIRST!
How long has he not smoked? The nine hours since he inhaled?
*Sigh* Timmy….. Tim Tim Tim Timmy Tim Tim Timmy…. *Sigh* Timmy.
It’s called natural selection. Inhale deeply and often!
It’s bad to smoke, dumbass.
wow this kid dosent even know how to smoke your supposed to inhale it into your lungs
Enough with the Yahoo Q/A. They’re not funny at all.
wow, i don’t smoke, but i know how to smoke more than he does, lol..
Inhaling the sigarette has gotta hurt…
Enjoy your oral cancer, sir.
i heard beginners actually dont inhale it into their lungs, it stays in their mouth? idk i dont smoke but thats wut ive been told
Lightweight! You’re suppose to do that.
Nah, it’s just natural selection everybody. If this failtard, kicks it, it’s win-win. Or fail. Idk
Omg, guiz, I was eating, and while I was chewing, I accidentally swallowed the food. Now my stomach feels all weird and full. What do I do? Should I call the doctor? Should I wait it out? And for all of you anorexics out there, don’t hate, I decided to quit eating. So cool it.
Randomman likes cheese
To make it that much closer towards cigarette extinction…and death?
EPIC
Fail!
XD XD XD What an moron.
that particular person wont be having much problems while trying to stop smoking
btw: laughter win for morgana.
For the UK, the Government in 2007 received £10 billion revenue in tax and excise from tobacco.
In 2007 the NHS spent £2.7 billion on smoking related illnesses.
And you wonder why they do not ban it outright?
And where did the surplus £7.3 billion go?
Ask your local MP and see what they say, rofl.
Smokers in the UK contribute more to public services than non-smokers, and we die younger saving the State on our pensions!
You should be thanking us
:D:D
Sources;
http://info.cancerresearchuk.org/news/archive/pressreleases/2008/october/smoking-nhs-cancer-tobacco
http://www.the-tma.org.uk/tobacco-tax-revenue.aspx
all of you fail for being so serious about smoking. ALL. OF. YOU. even the ones who weren’t being serious about smoking. you still fail.
smoking is COOL. it makes you LOOK cool. it makes you FEEL cool. so stop being such a square and take a drag. in the boys room.
Bumpuff maybe?
Seriously? Are you kidding me? LOL.
Major fail.
Even if he doesn’t inhale he can still get mouth and nose cancer which can spread to his brain. Obviously he hasn’t been smoking long enough to know how to smoke so I don’t think he has much risk of this…
Uhh… inhaling cigarette smoke into your lungs is how you’re supposed to smoke, is it not?
Who puffs a cigarette?
that has got to be the stupidest question ive ever heard!
man thats like, i was drinking water… and i actually swallowed some!! will i die??
lmao, great analogy!
Nothing fail about this, happened lots of times to me, and it hurts like crap.
For those of you who dont even know what its about:
Smoking a ciggarette is done by drawing the smoke from the glowing ash *Through* the filter into the lungs, this way the nicotine goes into the body, and its a smooth taste of whatever ciggarette you are smoking.
What this question refers to is when the smoke that doesnt go through the filter is inhaled (meaning the smoke that isnt filtered), and that smoke has 100% of the toxic/harsh material in it, meaning it is Nothing like the smoke that goes through the filter.
So no, this is NOT fail, this is an honest question about a problem that many face.
I dunno man; your theory’s flawed. He’s clearly describing the actions of a someone who doesn’t know to inhale and accidentally takes his first real puff. Not someone who accidentally inhaled his own second-hand smoke and was concerned about the harmful effects of non-filtered cigarettes.
I hope you don’t think that smoking through a filter makes it safe.
What an idiot!
Sigh. I knew a person who died of mouth cancer from smoking. You don’t need to inhale to die. Oh well, natural selection I suppose.
It sounds like a common case of a fasion Smoker!?
Actually, that’s an accidental not-fail.
Damn poor Kid.
I have a story to share with you guys, I like this kid have accidently inhaled the smoke… Doctor says I have 4 minutes to live. He told me my face would implode and then I’d die. It’s all the tobacco companies fault that I went and tried to be cool by smoking. Nope, it was in no way my own fault at all. The tobacco companies forced me to go out and buy their products, and when I wouldn’t they would beat me up and steal my stuff. Well anyways I think the 4 minutes are up so I will juuf8nbhy7bflow8dndddddddddddddddddddddddddd
Arent you supposed to inhale it in your lungs???
In the Philippines, we call this HITHIT BUGA!
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I think everyone on this whole “fail” website fails. Its like you have nothing better to do, then make fun of other peoples mistakes.
Now you could say, you all FAIL.
Insult fail. I am not amused. Or insulted.
Comment on pic: Next he’ll be complaining about his tool accidentally going in his wife. What a “whoops” that will be…
maybe they should be inhaling the smoke into there lungs if their that stupid
Best fail i’ve seen all day lmfao.
The other day I was chewing some food when I accidenally swallowed some of it! What do I do???