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  1. fuzz on the concept says:

    LOLitacat!

  2. loufail says:

    This man is giving cats some bad reputation.

  3. Steve Martin on the concept says:

    At least his cat wasn’t embezzling.

  4. I thought cats had better taste anyway- surely they would download nature documentaries if they wanted p0rn!

  5. Mookie says:

    Naughty pussy.

  6. Cdtte Col Timothy John, 2Lt of FAILton! says:

    I can haz…. *downloads —–* *clicks Cancel button* *squeeze to American losers*

  7. Pedocat says:

    Meow !

    • Jules ♂ ♪ says:

      Toilet Cleaning Instructions:

      1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

      2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

      3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. (You may need to stand on the lid.)

      4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying
      this.

      5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a “power-wash” and rinse”.

      6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

      7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

      8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

      9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

      Sincerely,
      The Dog

  8. KHALDIBOY says:

    OMG… HIS FACE IS A FAIL..JUST LIKE HIS EXCUSE …XD

  9. The Moomin says:

    Bloody kitty-fiddlers. It’s a disgrace.

  10. Aja says:

    Did he pose naked for that photo?

  11. annipuss says:

    If you believe that, you’d believe anything!

  12. ad hoc says:

    so not helpful to give out his address.

  13. 5 eagles says:

    Good morning all.
    Yaaaa the cat good f**king excuse, what an animal to blame it on a beautiful animal.

  14. Bradley says:

    This is even less believable than the one about the dog eating homeworking.

    So how is it that every single time the cat jumped on the keyboard child porn magically appeared on his hard drive? Ya, ok.

    You got caught dude. Just accept it. Weirdo…

  15. thekaas says:

    Saw this couple of days ago.

    So hilarious:P

  16. Slowgun says:

    The cunning cat knew he/she would get away with it because we (humans) are too naive and narrowminded. (clickie)

  17. Halifax180 says:

    Desktop cat is in ur room, dowloading child prono.

  18. ShadowTheSniper says:

    That would be cruel and funny at the same time. :twisted:

  19. 5 eagles says:

    Mr Sparkiee despite his problem that fact is he was probably sex molested to. We as a society need to address this problem now not after the fact. I feel the same way some days too.

    • arimareiji says:

      Well, you do have to break the cycle somewhere.

      Long-held theory for rapists of children or adults: First offense, castration. If they manage to commit a second offense, a rocket would be amusing… but a nice stout tree and a few feet of rope would be cheaper.

  20. Jim Heckel says:

    I can has kitty pr0n?

  21. kitty says:

    I can has child pron?

  22. mrs_z (Don't eat the Duck wonton Soup!) says:

    My cats just get on my word processor when I’m not looking and type stuff in strange languages.

  23. Crabman says:

    ha what an idiot. :)

  24. Nikomaki says:

    It was shotacat!!

  25. ShadowTheSniper says:

    Its like when this one guy in looney tunes is the only one the frog dances for.

  26. Bearly Awake says:

    I’m inclined to think this excuse is bunk – cats don’t surf the web; they drill!

  27. Diana says:

    someone should tell the guy from “racism fail” that if the cat can figure the computer out he should also be able to.

  28. Vikotnik says:

    … What if it’s true and he’s been FRAMED by the evil paedocats?!?!?! :O
    Noone will ever believe him!!!11

  29. Jensen Beach's cat - Leila ♀ says:

    This is bullsh*t!!!

    I am innocent. I am not even interested in the two-legged variety.

  30. heeeerreee kiddy kiddy kiddy

  31. Rick says:

    Play “cat stepped on keyboard & downloaded child porn” off, Keyboard Cat.

  32. Brewski says:

    Kitties into kiddies? Ew!
    *grabs pepper spray*

  33. Someone Nicer than Jenny... says:

    How horrible would if be if it were true?

  34. maybe the cat was abused as a kitten, I mean look at that guy!

  35. SeaMonkey says:

    My dog ate my homeworks ones….

  36. it was after the mouse!…. or a bit of rat maybe

  37. Someone says:

    Naughty pussy… I mean kitty! I meant the cat, not the pussy of that naked teen on the screen!

  38. well he is from the treasure coast
    fiddle me timber aarrrrr!!!

  39. I love that he says that there was “Strange material” downloaded – and yet… it wasn’t deleted.

    Poor cat – bein’ put in the dawghouse like that…

  40. Pyrotech says:

    It was an accident that kiddie porn came up. The cat was looking for Kitty porn.

    Damn auto word Completion… Damn you

  41. Iavor55 says:

    LOL cat:Im in ur computer d0wnloading child p0rnografy xD

  42. MJ came back as a cat???????? (clickie)

  43. Pyrotech says:

    That’s what happens when you give the cat Admin rights

  44. Duffy says:

    Oh, and the guy forgot to delete all thousand pics. You know how it is, you just get busy changing the litterbox and things just slip your mind…

  45. jimibaggins says:

    he was downloading kitty porn

  46. tjmagneto says:

    This is a conspiracy against us humans! I had a co-worker who was on call for the hospital but didn’t report for work as her cat knocked the phone off the hook. Coincidence with pr0n kitty? I say not

  47. LordofSoup says:

    the cat in question probably would be more inclined to watch pictures of fish.

  48. Mr. Crosser says:

    And THIS is how curiosity killed the cat

  49. KZN02 says:

    Heh, saw the headline on daily Snopes.

    Cats sure are mysterious creatures.

  50. Eduardo says:

    Lol leaving the cat to jump on the keyboard, that explains alot from the WoW players

  51. Ruyvaert says:

    Allright, but is it absolutely positively sure that a cat could NOT do this? Imagine the tragedy for this gentleman if he actually tells the truth! :-)

  52. Meowth says:

    What a horrible thing, to blame a Cat for his Child Porn habit. If, by some miracle, he IS innocent, it would not likely be the cat who downloaded it, but rather a Trojan or a Virus. I’ve seen Viruses download some weird stuff on some of the computers I’ve cleaned, and I wouldn’t put it past either a malicious hacker or just one who wanted the child porn without getting caught to put it on an infected machine, and most people, especially those who aren’t IT Professionals, at least those who use Windows, are infected with something at some point.

  53. orange says:

    lol I saw this before it got here

  54. kissnya says:

    and it was a lolcat!!

  55. rdwk says:

    The cat probably thought he was downloading kitty porn

  56. NoOneInteresting says:

    I’ve Actually Seen This Article O_O
    Weird

  57. RedLoL says:

    My cat actually runs a child porn site. Thats ^ weak.

  58. Minbad says:

    Clever cat making a way with it. Probably corrupted the judge too. Bad cat, bad!

  59. Daniruu says:

    Rofl, I heard about this on the news. I wouldn’t have guessed it would end up here XD

  60. tenshihi says:

    But it WAS the cat. He was looking for Kitty porn, but misspelled.

  61. iRawk says:

    Sexehcat!!! :O

  62. ratcoon says:

    I read this on Yahoo. And the hilarious thing about THAT article was he claimed he was downloading songs (as if that WASN’T illegal – or iTunes has a child pornography section). And to top it off, he states he that he found some strange material on his computer – indicating he found the child pornography his cat downloaded and left it on there.

  63. Juli Anna says:

    Ki(tt)y Porn!

  64. CarmaDogma says:

    Silly feline… should have stuck to looking at the wonderbra pictures in the Sears c@alogue.

    Perhaps he was abused by a picture as a kid.

  65. Hm.. says:

    not that im supporting pedophelia….but
    just WHAT gave the police the right to search through this man’s pornography?
    FREEDOM FAIL

  66. swolleneyes says:

    looks like a shot from his webcam while he was in the middle of appreciating what his cat inadvertently downloaded

  67. Joker says:

    So this guy actually believes that he can get off by saying the cat was looking for “kitty” porn and made a mistake?

  68. Azkyroth says:

    …what, didn’t he have a younger brother?

  69. Ballwasher says:

    He must die!

  70. FaerieKitteh says:

    I saw this when it was first releasd… bailed it out to FB.

  71. Megan says:

    This guy claimed he was out in a green thong (which didn’t cover enough) to get some Vitamin D. Definite excuse fail!

  72. yea says:

    probably searching for “young pussy” or something : )

  73. Master Mahan says:

    GARFIELD!

  74. mew2 says:

    Guy must have thought the cops said they found “kitty porn”…

  75. tamal says:

    yeah my cat does that all the time

  76. Randomman says:

    Randomman lol’d at poor excuse, now had the jury been made of people who visit a certain site that shall not be named and had he said his pet bear had done it they might have believed him.

  77. Dr. Failington says:

    That’s either one really messed up man…

    Or one really, really messed up cat.

  78. moondog6b9 says:

    Figures….he blamed teh kitteh…

  79. teh cat says:

    feck US laws

  80. tjmagneto says:

    And now it seems a dead cat may have played a part in the plane vs. helicopter crash over the Hudson River.

  81. Yourmomdude says:

    woa, thats probably the most retarded guy thats ever lived… did he actually think that anyone would buy that excuse

    • Yourmomdude says:

      he could just as well have said that he caught the cat jacking off when he came back, at least then the cat would’ve had a motive :D

  82. Ecko says:

    Lol That picture of him was taken 7th of aug thats mah bday ^_^

  83. momcat1958 says:

    Must have been “kitty porn”.

    I’m sure someone’s already made the joke, but I couldn’t resist.

  84. Noah says:

    Haha, Maybe Teh Kidz Haz Cheezburgerz

  85. Cliff says:

    There was pedobear, now theres pedocat!

  86. bbonds007 says:

    What a perrrrr-vert

  87. maybeidunno says:

    Someone should take this and put the picture of the evil laughing cat.

  88. Kevin says:

    So if the cat downloaded it, would that make it
    Kitty-porn?

  89. Casey says:

    The cat was always bullied as a kitten by his littermates…

  90. Succeedy McFail says:

    Oh sh**! Here he comes again ! ( meow ) Click off !! Click off !!

  91. Matthew L. says:

    Pussy likes pussy.

  92. Claudia says:

    Hey, the good thing is the authorities didn’t buy it, right?

  93. lol says:

    he can probably get away with that, ONLY if he was dling cat porn.

  94. Skruf says:

    Thats undersandable, the cat needed porn and couldn’t find catporn, so the cat went for small kids. This cat just gave me a idea. I shall start stealing cat and record them while having sex and sell it to other horny cat.

    Skruf is on the mission.

  95. Jason says:

    so aparently it takes 100 videos of child pornagraphy to count as one offense? wtf?! (1000videos/10counts= 100videos per count) serisously WTF?

  96. colBoh says:

    Why a certain website has a “Florida” tag, Edition 267.

  97. Super2Donny says:

    That was possible.

  98. shbika says:

    If you buy the evolution theory you buy this one lol

  99. ch0irb0y says:

    Kitty Porn

  100. Chrissy says:

    Play him off keyboard cat!

  101. CRyfkogel says:

    I live like 1 mile from Jensen Beach. Obviously, I was surprised. I mean, what if my cat runs out and hangs with his cat at night?

  102. Hakenkat says:

    xD i read about this somewhere else a while ago

    seriously it’s a problem, pets always do that. i blame my cat for all the ginger porn on my comp. and my budgie for the schoolboy porn. and my other budgie for all the shotacon.


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