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Nice ^^
BTW i think im first
A dictionary is a collection of words in a specific language, often listed alphabetically, with definitions, etymologies, phonetics, pronunciations, and other information;[1] or a book of words in one language with their equivalents in another, also known as a lexicon.[1] According to Nielsen 2008 a dictionary may be regarded as a lexicographical product that is characterised by three significant features: (1) it has been prepared for one or more functions; (2) it contains data that have been selected for the purpose of fulfilling those functions; and (3) its lexicographic structures link and establish relationships between the data so that they can meet the needs of users and fulfil the functions of the dictionary.
????????????????? ????? ?? ?????? ????? ????? ???????? ????????? ???? ????????? ?????? ?????? ??????
By your body language I can see that you have a question.
apparently 38 of them are transexuals
Yeahhhhh….
Kinda needs to have something to do with the post, pal. Assuming this is even funny anymore.
*can’t believe I’m saying this*
I got it. You did well.
We do like to give credit where credit is due.
*squeeze*
That we do.
*squeeze*
*applies for credit*
*gets denied due to income to debt ratio*
Damn Recession!
Blog credit doesn’t count towards your credit report, fortunately.
*goes on a spending spree*
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
*Joins in spree, Doesn’t necessarily buy the same things*
You’re right, this is fun!
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
*gives Jenny the benefit of doubt*
*Snatches benefit of doubt before Jenny can take it*
cool! where did you find that out?
Whenever you want a dictionary or you need to use so always try to take the latest addition because there may be some new words generated previous year.
Purest Dr Hula Clark Cleanse Kits Here
so great
Yes Second! SECOND!>:)
I want to job there…
I just want to work here..
I mean, as a firefighter.
You don’t want to deliver death pizzas?
i want to work for Pizza Hut now!
me too!
lol you failed with second
))))
Out of 40 women 2 were female? Are the other 38 in the middle of a sex change?
*checks self*
Hooray! I’m one of the 2 women who is female!
I don’t have to check, I know I’m the other one!
*Looks down*
I’m glad I’m not a senator!
I can vuich for that.
Do we really want to know?
And who’s been ejaculating in the middle of the road???
Practitioners of pyromancy.
And fans of flame?
Erm…I didn’t do it! I’m not even ON the senate!
Sure. Uh huh. Yup. We believe you.
But, you have a seat…
*smooooch*
It is those pizza delivery hopefuls. Though someone has been offing them.
Oops…
It’s picking up popularity. Especially in politics
No, the other 38 were a part of the zombie hoard.
Zombies are assexual????
Yes. Here in California we have a huge transsexual senate.
Everything’s (even) bigger in Texas.
I don’t think it makes a vas deferens on how they vote.
But I’m hopeful it will leave them with some happy mammaries.
Careful now, we don’t want you to hurt yourself thinking so hard.
Why did you try to think?
Oh, so that’s what the smell was. I thought it was something Dragon did.
HEY! :p
(Psst…she talking about the other end.)
Sorry, when I smell something burning I automatically think of you, Dragon.
Hey, she’s a great cook!
Maybe it’s time for me to skedaddle!
*runsawaywithaquickness*
*grabs Ms B by the ankle*
Git back here, you!
What is going on?
Absotootly, Ms B! We were just funning you.
*squeeze*
Oooh, I think Ms B knew we were having fun.
*better safe than sorry squeezes*
*wears big smart-ass hat*
I love you guys!
*SKA-WEEZE!*
I never get a squeeze.
I can tell you, that wont work, at least for me.
*is happy*
*dances*
*sits on the floor next to the wall*
*sighs*
Attention-whoring does not get you squeezes. In fact, it kinda ensures the exact opposite. Just sayin’.
Speaking of attention whores, whatever happened to Sparky?
…Who?
?
Who’s Sparky?
I still like to post alot still.
*dances like mawcrow*
I should use a joke to make my yoke sunny-side up.
move
to 
*is ^ making a burnt offering*
Watch out, they’re coming!!
*grabs hold of his firehose*
!!!
!!!
Meanwhile, in other news – Brewski, if you know somebody who knows somebody, job-wise, I’d be forever in your debt for a while
Remind me again, what career area? Multiple people come to mind, depending on what you do.
Art Van de Lay…importer/exporter
Sorry guys, I tried to hold back…
I have no career area
My computer career died 5 years ago after 20 years at a senior level. My previous career was as a professional musician.
What I’m looking for is someone who’d appreciates innovation, creativity, and talent in a variety of specialties.
Sorry to not be more specific, but FB probably isn’t a good place for posting a resume
And thanks!
Drop me a line.
Hint: Spilled Beer Fail.
Yeah I Got You With MRN So You Owe Me One
I really want that job at Pizza Hut. The threat of death would just make the job exciting enough to stick around!
I wonder if the drivers would receive hazard pay.
They’re looking for a Hiro to deliver the pizzas.
Having someone who could control time deliver your pizzas would be very useful. He could demand quite the salary with that talent.
I was thinking of a different protagonist, but that works, too.
Love Heros. Surprised to see other fans.
I’ve never watched the show.
It does have a great concept, though the writer’s strike put some wrenches into their story lines. Sad they had to shorten the second season.
I recommend it if it means anything.
(Currently reading Angels and Demons, just finished the Da Vinci Code)
. . .
I couldn’t get into the third season, so gave it up. I haven’t missed it.
Well they are signed on for their fourth season so that, for me, is good news.
OMG Heros!
Here in Finland i saw the second season (or was it third?) and it was, well, kinda goofy. Wrenchy yes. But im still going to wach next season.
First season was the best so far. That doesn’t mean two and three are bad, it’s just that I miss the everyday problems instead of the constant peril themes.
Yeah, first season had more of 60’ssuperhero angst
Yea they say they are getting back to basics again.
What are we going to do without Sylar?
I loved him.
He has already shown signs of remembering.
I LOVED the 1st season of Heroes. Couldn’t imagine my life without it – I even read the online comics series. Then the 2nd season got all hacked up and I haven’t watched anything except food network and a few other shows since.
I LOVED the 1st season of Heroes. Couldn’t !magine my life without it – I even read the online comics series. Then the 2nd season got all hacked up and I haven’t watched anything except food network and a few other shows since.
*Thinks Ali Larter is amazing*
She does duality characters well. Which was evident in Obsessed.
Ali is amazing as in hot or a great actress?
Both. Did you see her in Final Destination?
Yup, she plays a tough mother there.
Have no fear…soon the Deliverator will be here!!
Gawd, thank you!
*SMOOOCH!*
Sorry…I had to go out for a bit, but I’m back now.
*SMOOCH!!*
When I was in highschool, I used to work in Domino´s Pizza in Mexico, and the drivers were earning like us$5 per DAY
Have you heard? Trent Boyett is getting released today!
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I’m forced to wonder if that top photo is from my home town, considering we’ve suffered 3 major wild fires over the last 13 months – oh wait, there’s another one burning in the back country now. Make that 4 major wild fires over the last 13 months.
Depends…are there more ejaculators in the road at the site of the new fire? Besides, what’s the big deal…every little bit helps when putting out fires.
Naw, the new one is way off in the back country. It’s only close enough *(so far)* to dominate the local news and give us more eerie blood red sunsets from the smoke on the horizon.
*wonders when the ash will start falling from this one*
*knows it will be the next day we suffer sundowner winds*
*can’t wait to wash down the driveway, walkways and all vehicles a couple times a day – AGAIN*
*Raises hand to give ZA a sympathetic pat on the shoulder*
*Hesitates*
*Dons rubber glove*
*Pats sympathetically*
Thanks Bearly. I’m starting to feel like I need to lighten up a bit here. It hasn’t been a fun day, week, month, season OR year.
*creatively dismembers self*
*feels lighter*
Hey, wait a second … I just noticed that first pic is gone! What’s going on here? I’m not crazy (well, not more so than I was yesterday or the day before), others mentioned that first pic. But now it’s gone.
I see it (Well, DON’T see it) too.
Hmm…
It’s gone for me too. I guess someone complained about the content.
Complained about the content?
And they were taken seriously?
*just became thoroughly convinced that Wonko the Sane has the right idea*
38 transexuals?
It Depends On it
Geez, they couldn’t ejaculate on the fire?!
It Helps When FireFiters Get Up Off Their Lazy Asses!
FireFiters? they are new, right?
Oh boy, more ways to procrastinate. Thanks.
Yep. Like masturbating on a fire while enroute to delivering a pizza to a woman senate member who is not female.
We have a Winner!!!
*hands Brewski gold medal*
Brewski wins again in the all encompassing “All Encompassing” category
Oh boy, oh boy! *hugs Skrat*
*dances*
Woah, that medal really is… all-encompassing. Are you sure that’s not a suit of armor?
Don’t forget about beating off with a cougar!
Unless I misread that, he wasn’t beating off with a cougar. He was beating off a cougar.
I guess that’s one way to try to keep a cougar from attacking you!
I ♥ bonus fails!
Did somebody yell “Everyone come here!” when the fire started or something? Or maybe someone suggested that they beat the fire out and the crowd heard “off” instead?
Perhaps it was a very confused flash mob.
I guess they just felt the urge to thrust themselves into action.
They boned up on their fire fighting skills.
Then somebody ignited a controversy.
Fo’ jizzle!
I have conquered. I saw. I came.
… with your Winkie Widdie Weenie?
What else?
They Would Do That!
I Spelled I Wrong Ruben!
This is a special one for our kinky squirrely friends:
ht tp://probablybadnews.com/2009/08/07/funny-news-headlines-good-game-south-carolina/
Awww, you shouldn’t have. Reminds me of a fertility clinic incident I had a few years back.
*Leans forward eagerly*
Do tell.
*still waiting*
Nuts! That would have been an interesting story.
Yeah Brewski Plus If A FireFighter Was A Hot Chick With Big Boobs
Yeah Brewski I Guessed They Did.
Hey What Happen To JEN… wait, jenny is that you?
HEY, WHAT ABOUT ME?!?! DON’T I GET A MEDAL SKRATDADDY?!?!?!
BESIDES I START THE WHOLE FIREFITERS THING DON’T I GET A LITTLE CREIDT?!
There you go. *hands trophy to “The Failer”* So congrats. You made the news.
*hands the Failer “A little Credit*
Here you go little buddy.
Very little.
You’d think Failer would have figured out the “Reply” button by now.
Failer! It’s the blue button in the right-hand corner of each post!! Please use it.
We will be thankful if you did.
AND STOP POSTING IN ALL CAPS!! YOUR YELLING IS GIVING ME A HEADACHE!!1!!
:embarrassed:
Try : oops :
I think I spelt that wrong
I should be “embareassed?”
*headdesk*
It. It. It.
No, I think I spelt it right. It just doesn’t recognise what I’m trying to achieve.
No, it’s fully clothed today, thengkewveddymuch!
Oh, it’s okay if you think you should be bareassed. Who am I to stop you?
*sigh*
I think somebody spiked my iced tea at work.
*tip-toes off with Long Island*
I Get Another Trophy A BIG Trophy For Geting all You Guys ON this Brand Spanking New Fail
No. You don’t.
OH YES I DO! YOU WOULD NOT BE HERE IF I TOLD YOU ABOUT IT!
Wow! Is Britney so hot??
*facepalm*
…
Just the failer, Brewski. He was making my eyes all crossed.
Well at least he chose an appropriate name.
*squeeze*
*smacks self for unkind words*
Sigh… can’t find any beer in the search…
Google “spilled beer fail”.
Ahhhh yesssss…. later this evening.
Thanks
Did you check the garage?
Go to the homepage & do the pics by month. It’s in January. I’d do a link, but there’s stalkers in them thar interwebz.
*squeezes Judy until her eyes uncross*
*smacks Brewski’s derriere*
*winces*
Thank-you-ma’am-may-I-have-another!
*random toss in* Thats what she said
(just for fun)
No.
*squeezes Brewski instead*
Wow it’s been quiet on the blog today. And I have to run. Got a pre-pre-pre interview for a new job.
Happy trails!
*parting smooch*
Have a good interview!
*good luck pinch*
*doesn’t say which cheek*
Woohoo! Luck!
*squeeze*
Good luck, Brewski.
Yeah, good luck, even tough i might be a bit too late…
Forgive the delayed reaction, but I hope your pre-pre-pre interview went well! *Squeeze!*
Ninja Tank! Mwwhahaha!!!
Where did that come from?
Area 51.
You must have an army of them!
Err, I think it’s time I made a getaway before I’m beset by the smiley mob.
Materializes in the middle of the smiley army, and procedes to squash them into little yellow pancakes.
The light will melt your tank with my ultra hot lightrays.
Scary…
Awww… look at my poor tank. It’s melted.
*claws from the grave*
*drags stereo behind him*
*pushes play and cranks up the volume*
*Dire Straits – Sultans of Swing starts playing*
*a million zombies erupt from the ground*
*zombie hoard starts swinging to the tune*
*zombie hoard completely takes over smiley army*
*smiley army joins in the dancing*
*zombie appears to invent new moves, but is actually trying to knock the worms from his head*
*dances over tank’s remains*
We made history *smiles proudly*! We made WWSI(World War Smily one)
Damn, I wasn’t trying to make war. I was just having fun.
Zombies just wanna have fun.
Ok then party on.
“WWSI“? I may be stepping on thin ice here, but… are you planning a sequel?
Let us pray to the gods he is not That much yellow gives me a headache. One reason the Simpson’s is not for me.
*Ties “.” to a dart*
*Loads dart gun*
*Shoots into above post*
dot gun
School bus drive by!!!!
Muhhahhahah
Aww. School…
Aww crap. I didn’t mean to make you sad.
*Flashes yellow bra*
*Bus passes by*
*GAWKS*
*Takes yellow Ferrari out for a spin*
Jenny has a Chinese bra?
Ooh. That’s a yellow I can deal with.
It’s just that school starts in two weeks and I’ll be beaching next week so my time here for quite awhile is limited.
*Also tosses in that the beach has yellow sands to keep this alive*
No Fuzz. I have a cowardly bra. When you arrived it went back into hiding.
Apparel in peril?
You may need a brassier brassiere.
*also tosses in that brass is yellow, to make it relevant to the, um, bras*
Well I love me some Dairy Queen Brazier!
I am tired of yellow, so I will toss in a chocolate cake w/ my milk .
More Like Sector 7
click on the reply button on their post (that you want to reply to) please
He’s been told that already.
Well, he’s a troll anyways, for my opinion.
*tosses a
smiley face*
We sure are giving this troll a tough time for not perpetrating domestic violence against the reply button. I mean look at it, it’s all hiding in the corner and blue from the abuse.
*neglects to mention the slapping it just now took from him*
OK, this is weird. What happend to the firefighters fighting off all-comers?? It was up there, and now *poof!* it’s gone.
I ate it.
*burp*
Just like you country-fried rubes to go an nom down something like that!!
Yup. We corn-fed types are like that.
*sticks hay stalk in mouth*
they came and went
It’s a conspiracy!!!!
I has been a while so.
*LOVE FROM ABOVE*
*squeezeandsmooch*
Whatever you just said…
Here is the reference.
Is it just me, or does the man in that comic remind you of Czuhc?
The baby is Jimbo!
There is one earlier where he does this to a woman but instead of love it is the derogatory version of “making love from above” The whole premise is he is a very well endowed man and uses it to his advantage. Though it seems to serve him well in life, for instance he gets a job while at a bar.
I am kinda comic-dumb. I get lost easily and especially (don’t laugh) when the squares are different size.
*hangs head in shame*
It is hard even for the rest of us.
Where’s that aluminum foil hat???
*frantically searches for hat*
*finds David Hasselhoff autographed t-back*
What the hell, can’t hurt.
I gave it to Gaynorvader. Last I saw it was all he was wearing.
Leila stole all of his scales?
OH NOES!
Keyser Söze did not want to be recognized.
Here Brewski Let Me Start It Up Again Ok? Firefigters
What happened to the ejacul*ting peoples?
They came, then they left. No news.
They got ejaculated.
You cannot see me. I am not here.
Sneaks quitely around in the dark corners of Failblog. ( Well, as quiet as a tank can be anyway.)
*ShadowTheSniper* I am a shadow that is as quiet as a sniper. I will join you in your sneaking.
I am … A crow, with a huge jaw. Erm, something like that. h’ell, every heroparty needs at least 3 heroes!
What should be our first mission?
I think lord Faal Bolog wants us to get rid of trolls that are rampaging almost freely around his castle.
I know, you folks can go and destroy the death star (AT&T) for me. I’ve been fighting them all day, trying to get a printer working at a remote location. It worked fine here, it works fine there and I’ve set these things up before, but I can’t print from here to it there … it must be a firewall issue, which means filling out online requests to poke holes through, then waiting for them to do it, then testing …
This wouldn’t be quite so monstrously frustrating if AT&T didn’t keep trying to kill off my account with them! I just got the account working again yesterday and they’re “requesting” I change my password – AGAIN. It’s like they studied what to do to anger their customers in the most aggravating ways.
!#/bin/ksh
function nukethemfromorbit () {
sudo kill -9 *;
print “It’s the only way to be sure!”;
}
if [ AT&T ] then
nukethemfromfromorbit();
fi
Red 5, standing by. Locking S-foils in attack formation. Coming in on attack vector to destroy the… , er, …deathstar.
Fi, hmmm where have I seen that before? Language please. Please do not be fortran, I know they use both end if and fi.
That script might leave some zombie processes.
Oh, yeah. Almost forgot.
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh, Ms B! How could you forget that?
I just loves me a bonus fail!
Teehee! The Powers That Be are pleased with us!
I forgot something to. I could of had a V-8 *clonks on forehead*
I’m bloging here more often.
I’m sure we are all feeling very warm and fuzzy to hear this.
I’m sure.
Pffft.
Don’t feel put out by the above comments ShadowTheSniper. Some of us couldn’t blog here more often without grafting more hours onto the day.
Not that I spend far too much time here. Nope. No way. Not me.
*Doesn’t join the club*
Yes, but some of us (read: you) actually say interesting and funny/punny things. Therein lies the difference, my friend.
Does that take away from him being allowed to write stuff though?
Show me where I said he wasn’t allowed to “write stuff”.
No, but the tone inferred is that you do not like this person in question.
You infer. She implies. And she hasn’t really implied that.
Besides…the one thing has ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with the other. You really can’t say, “You said this. Oh wait…no, you didn’t say that, but you MEANT this other completely different thing.”
Emp–a word of advice, and please take this to heart. You have a very, very bad habit of putting words into people’s mouths that they did not say or mean or even imply. You consistently make assumptions about people and what they say that are wrong, and people get offended by that.
Please stop doing it.
Noted.
In the end s/he is a new person and over posting is expected. The thing I don’t get is why would you put this person down by saying he has not said anything interesting or funny/punny. Its mean. Give him/her time and maybe s/he will come around.
Also I never said you said he couldn’t post. Just asked, not even of you, but in a more broad way if it took away from his allowance to post. In a sense does posting non-sense restrict someone ability to post? Idontfinkso.
Someone’s**
I just won ten bucks. Thanks.
Dragon, just breathe. I know I’m the last person one would expect THAT advice from. But there it is.
Anytime you need ten bucks you know where to find it.
Breathing is not something she needs to do now. I don’t want to be toasted. I was just sticking my neck out for the little guy.
*gets out 314 little mini-garlic toasts-to-be and lines them up*
Just in case.
*whips up some alfredo sauce for dipping too*
Hey, I’m not going to fry the guy who just won me ten bucks.
Of course, I’ll be happy to crisp up your little toasts, though, Jenny. *squeeze*
Emp, you missed her point. Plain and simple. And can I take that shovel from you? You’ve dug a deep enough hole already.
Can someone tell me the point? Yes I know I missed it but I don’t know what I missed.
*runs away to eat little toasts*
*Really wants little toasts*
Jenny, are you sharing?
*Smiles winsomely*
Mother Emp once burnt toast, well it was garlic bread. Ever since that one time we have a running joke that she always burns the bread and have someone fanning the fire alarm for fun. Though it seems the more we run the joke the more she gets to flustered to take care of the garlic bread.
Not only did you miss it, but now I owe Dragon ten bucks. You are amazingly predictable. What you accuse her of, you are guilty of. It is expected that one learns how to coexist in any society. We expect no less of him/her than we do of any one else. YOU should know better by now. If you can’t take the heat, stay out of the kitchen. And stop putting words in other peoples mouths!!!! I have had your back for quite some time now, and it appears a new approach is needed. You will need to learn how to swim, son.
Hey, at least someone’s looking out for the noobs. (Like me)
In earlier days, it was tougher. And those days aren’t even a year past. You learned how to play the game or you bowed out. Or were pushed out. It’s a game of give and take. One needs to learn how to give as good as one gets. AND see the difference between a slam and a jibe. The rest of us had to, why not the newbies?
Fair enough. By the time I used to get round to commenting, all the fails were posted and everybody had left, so I actually had no idea how fast (or slow) people on here were posting. Failblog seems to have a very sedate pace compared to the last website I posted on regularly.
Offers up 100 little toasts to share w/ Bearly and crew. They really are quite yummy!
*crunch, crunch, crunch*
Ooo…tanks, Jenny!
*munchity-munchy-munch*
*grateful squeeze*
In earlier days, Avis had to fly uphill to school both ways. In the SNOW, no less!
You newbies need to learn some respect!
It’s a hard life on failblog! GET WITH IT!
Ooh! Mini Toasts!
*Big Squeeze*
It’s a hard knock life! For us. Ya’ know?
No… NO!
How could you just DO that and not bat an eye?
*Looks for ZA’s stereo*
So you made a bet on how I would react?
That is gross.
I don’t know if it is the high-schooler in me, but I hate exclusion to a weird degree. Yes the world works as it does and divisions lie where they will, but I question those. When I see a sentence like “unlike some people we are this” or unlike something… something else. It just doesn’t jive. Pet peeve of mine. I hate to see it hate to hear it, mostly because I have been on the other end and I know how it feels all to well. That is what bothered me about the post. Though I may have not articulated it in a well enough manner that allowed for no judgment to be laid, that was my main point. Yes people have to learn, it doesn’t mean we have to make it difficult. Brew does it so well, he is nice to the person and eloquently tells them how to get along. Granted s/he may have not read this thread for the fear/intimidation of the regulars, and s/he may just go back to school in the winter. I just don’t like exclusion sentences. I hate them in fact.
too* well.
No body excluded anybody. We’ve been critical maybe, but not exclusionary. Again, you’re putting word in others’ mouths. This might be something you want to work”. Show me where someone said “you’re not welcome.”
No need to leave…fear not, no one is trying to drive you away.
*gives InvisibleShadow a cookie*
I’m not going to get burned to a flaming crisp?
I HATE MY COMPUTER!!! When I posted that, there were no errors! Godot is being problematical.
Erm…not unless you really want to be. I hadn’t planned on it or anything.
It doesn’t matter, I have to leave anyway.
Work is finished, and it’s time to head home.
Correct no one excluded anyone else, the sentence itself was exclusionary. Which is what I was saying I disliked.
No one said they disliked you. You infered that. No one implied that.
The first rule of FailBlog is: you do not talk about FailBlog.
Ahh, Jenny.
You crack me up every night.
So you DO like him, Avis??
Tone = author’s feeling toward subject.
Diction / word choice used to develop tone.
Your tone was quite apparent.
Probably not in the sense that you <iimply. And I doubt you understood as it was meant.
Then perhaps he misunderstood your meaning, as well.
*decides not to get involved and let the children figure it out for themselves*
I swear my computer conspires against me.
It didn’t do this tenty years ago…
*Sigh*
No, that w is not silent.
*Places w in above post*
My computer cheats when I play Monopoly against it Avis.
You accidenty your tenty?
Avis, I never said anyone disliked me, or complained of it, in this thread. I only said I disliked the exclusionary sentence.
I’ve been coming here in my lunch breaks/coffee breaks for a nearly a year now. However It’s really hard to post because my boss is sitting directly behind me, and he only has to lift his butt an inch off his chair to see my screen.
You can scroll thru and read the posts but not post one?? Can’t he also see you reading? What’s the difference?
When he hear’s typing he knows something is up ’cause Shadow ain’t neva dun no work here before!
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I’ve got 3 x 15 minute windows when I can go online and do stuff. By the time I’ve read through the previous fails + the current one, I don’t have much time left to post with. However, the last week or so I’ve skipped going to other websites and just posted on the current fail rather than trying to read through all the previous comments.
*gets all excited and stuff*
*throws a raging party*
*invites everyone*
*hijacks a beer truck for the party*
*eats the truck drivers brains*
*hijacks a champagne truck for those who don’t like beer*
*lets the champagne truck driver get away*
*calls after driver and invites him/her to party*
*wonders why s/he is still running and screaming*
*creatively delivers both trucks to party*
*suddenly realizes he can’t remember why he’s throwing a party*
*figures the party is it’s own reason*
Yay!
*dances*
Mm, its half past two in morning here, maybe i should sleeping. Go’ night, peeps!
its 7:34 P.M. here.
*Feels warmer and fuzzier*
According to article 314: Warm and fuzzy is not allowed for anything other than four legged animals.
*issues fine for $314*
*feels cold and fuzzy*
*hopes that’s allowed*
*feels fuzzy and, ahhhh, juuuussssstttt rigggggghhhhht*
*Meets the above requirements*
*Feels appropriately warm and fuzzy*
*Checks pockets*
How about… A bus pass and hold on I think there’s something else here… A now very warm gummy worm?
I love warm candy! I think it is because I grew up in Central FL and everything melted as soon as you walked out of the store.
*accepts warm worm candy*
Is there any pocket lint stuck on that warm sticky gummy worm???
pafoooeee.
No it’s on my tongue. pftttoaoooeee
*unlives on fail time – meaning it’s actually 5:04pm here*
Yay too!
*dances*
More often than not?
lol … and more often than he thinks.
Hey, they gotta fill those positions somehow.
True, pizza’s aren’t going to deliver themselves. BTW, I like the new name.
Oh, whoops, I still thought we were doing the Star Wars stuff from yesterday.
I’ll keep it until I change my avatar back.
Looks Like I Clicked The Reply Button!
It looks like you did!
*gives The Failer a cookie*
Hey Wait When Did We Go To The Star Wars Convention Huh?!?
Yesterday apperently. I must have missed it.
Remeber? Wasteland? Chad and Darth Vadar?
I just went back and looked. I think I left about then.
Me Too!
Reply Button? Have you forgotten already? :S
There’s a reply button?
Apparently so.
I know who is killing the pizza guys! It is Thorg the angry moose warrior.
*look above the #2*
hello hello
Best time to apply for a job at that Pizza Hut!
I would like a pizza of the action on here.
You may be biting off more than you can chew.
But there is no toppings his pep(peroni)…
Now let’s discuss the next item on our agenda. Sit down, Senator Doubtfire. Senator RuPaul has the chair.
Off-topic, but clicky for a fun new major distraction if you like logic puzzles at all…
I hope everyone’s having a good night!
You broke it you buy it!
Uh oh…I guess I should stop going for broke then…! Or I’ll end up…well…broke.
Then I’d have to buy myself.
And that would be tough, because if just one of your comments is priceless, what does that make you?
*Sets Dragon back on the shelf very carefully*
*snork*
No need to worry, sweets…I’m not over fragile.
*hug!*
Would that make you under fragile?
*facepalm*
I accidenty my ‘ly’.
*goes to listen to Tom Lehrer in shame*
Er, sorry if it won’t work; It’s a game called Domino Knight 2 on Yahoo! games – you can get to it by going to games.yahoo.com. Just wasting my Tuesday night instead of working on my med school applications and wanted to share!
*Cannot help but think of the gameboy zelda games*
Most every dungeon is like this but without the coins
Come to think of it, The music’s very similar too
*Silence*
I have to push the pram aloooooot.
splendiferous
*starts a new thread just for the fun of it*
How’s it going, Coyote? Still feeling better every day?
OH! And I meant to tell you! I posted a link to your Chemoangels site on our new failpeeps blog.
ht tp://failpeeps.wordpress.com/
Still feel wobbly on occasion. One of the last things they said to me was to be patient with my self. I think is harder than the lack of taste.
The cranial fuzz is become less hypothetical everyday.
On behalf of those who benefit, both patients and angels, thanks for the link. I shall now zip over to this new blog.
A NOTE TO ONE AND ALL
At Minigurgers suggestion I have just finished letting WordPress know that the increasing frequency and apparent randomness of the Moderation of our post is become a vast pain. As for what the result will be; God may know, but He isn’t telling me.
*crosses wings*
Here’s hoping!
Are you eagerly awaiting a brand new batch of shiny faced students who hang on your every word?
Here’s a quote for you:
After all, all he did was string together a lot of old, well-known quotations. — H. L. Mencken, on Shakespeare
It’s always interesting to meet a new class. If I can get them to loosen up enough the first day to laugh at my silliness, I usually know it will be a good class. If they don’t laugh, I know they’ll be trouble.
It’s always fun to have a couple of smartasses in a class, too.
Another quote:
It’s better to be a smartass than a dumbass. – Ed the Sock
My thoughts ‘zackly.
Thanks again for linking Chemo Angels. That was very sweet of you. Calling it Coyote’s Support Site was a bit of a shocker.
We need a link on this site to the FAQ section. Picked up some pointers myself.
Yer welcome! Happy to do it.
We just finished the FAQ a couple of days ago. I’m sure we’ll have plenty of opportunities to direct people to it.
I’m off to bed. I’ll shall leave you to your scribblings. Night.
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY MORE FAIL!
Aaaaaand… Done. That’s my contribution for today.
Have a good one everyone!
G’night, Qwaz!
*goodnight squeeze*
did they die
Nothing builds confidence like knowing wut not to do… die.
but hey, “3 of 40 women are female” it happens. Its called 37 of them were hermaphadites… but id still consider it a fail.
Who was the other one?
Idiots. You mean out of the 40 senators only X were female XD
What is it with these news people?
Darn those femen and he-shes! They’re always throwing off our congress count! -_-
Gotta love news fails
The second one……scares me
only in memphis, shiiit man
pizza murder?