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kawasaki bunga dude
*squeeze*
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Happy Tuesday! Some dolt dug up their yard and dug through the buried phone lines. He didn’t call anyone to let them know (like they wouldn’t find out) so we had no phones or internet yesterday.
D’OLT!
effort win!
tried hard to be an easy rider
Si Si rider, I see what you have done.
♪ Get your pedals turnin’
Head out on the driveway
♪ Heavy metal blunder,
In an ever-failing way.
♪ Like a true clueless child
You were born, born to be mild-
‘ly retarded.
*snork!*
I could pedal right by – I never, wanna cry!!!
*squeezes WN*
.
I miss you SO MUCH!
*misses WN also*
THIS IS PURE WIN!
THIS IS PURE WIN!
THIS IS PURE WIN!
THIS IS PURE WIN!
I agree. Ingenuity win.
Ingenious or ingenuous?
if he is ever seen by a biker, totally and completely non-genius.
Yes, überawesome!
i came here to post a comment onhow WIN it is… but someone got there first
*wonders if the owner wears his Fail Fellow Helmet well*
*wonders where the baseball card for the spokes is*
*wonders if the rider will ever be well-spoken of again*
Ah fuzz, always such a card!
Ah mahatma G-D, your kind ♥ will be repaid in ♠’s !
Ha, I hope they fined his ass.
Or should I say
I hope they find his ass,
after you were done kicking it around the block.
Oh, they usually do. Also, if you wreck your vehicle into an electric pole and knock it down, you get a bill for replacing it if the wreck was your fault.
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I’m just amazed at how many idiots think they won’t get found out. They just put all the dirt back in the hole and act like nothing happened. Then they look all shocked and whatnot when a bunch of guys show up asking them about it.
Pfft, no I don’t know how that big hole got in my yard. Oh that, that’s not a backhoe it’s a lawn ornament. Permits, we don’t need no sticking permits!
Jules! I didn’t realize you’ve lived here at some point in your life! Or do you have friends or family in the area?
Yes, actually I think I do have some realtives in your area.
Obviously the wires just suddenly fell apart – they couldn’t have been cut! You should be ashamed of yourselves, using such cheap supplies!
Absolutely shoddy work! Here, you can use some of the duct tape and WD40 I keep around for just such an occasion!
I think the rule of thumbs is:
If it moves and it should not, apply duct tape.
If is should move and does not, apply WD-40.
LOL — exactly!
Hmm…
*gets out little black book*
*jots down Jules’ rule of thumbs right below “Don’t ingest anything yellow (except the antidote)*
lol, I love it!
They must have gotten the wire from the same supplier brewski gets pants from.
Nope. I don’t do wire.
*facepalm*
Name change fail.
Ha! Care for some T??
*squeeeeze!*
Why yes, thanks. Can I drink it with my jam and bread?
*squeeze*
Well, I would expectr Jules to know all about since around here anyway you have to call Julie before you dig …
That wig and dress are not mine, and no, I don’t know how they got in there.
Wow – a dress to go tell all those tough construction guys where they can and can’t dig? You are hard core there Jules …
Um…unless he had a cell, phoning someone could’ve been kinda difficult…
Who doesn’t have a cell phone these days?! In the US, it’s required by law!
Yet still taxed as a luxery and convenience item…
Should buy one of these:
ht tp://www.1-noveltyphones.com/product_info.php/cPath/10/products_id/17/Vehicle-Phones/Kawasaki-Motorcycle-Phone/
Elderly people, toddlers, poor people and people who somehow got it stuck in their heads that the tiny amount of radiation from a cell phone can cause damage to your brain.
.. and people who wear aluminum foil hats.
*hides aluminum foil hat behind head*
Wha?
You too!
*SKA-WEEEZE!*
*sneaks hat onto Gaynorvader’s head*
Oh no, I was enjoying being naked too!
*squeezes Ms B*
You better watch out he does not mistake you for a baked potato.
Oh yeah, forgot about that! Argh, you used the one Americanism I can’t stand!
*melts into a puddle and flows away*
How about this?
Alumin(i)um
I still object on the grounds that it’s not just a word, it’s a name. But I’ll accept it as a compromise.
*squeeze*
Who would call their kid Aluminum??
Superman of course (the man of steel).
cricket
cricket
cricket
I bet Superman would be ashamed of that kind of child…
Clickie!
Just watch out for Buns of Steel.
(clickie)
*clap clap clap* I thought it was funny, Starfish.
Turkish Superman is a hottie, Mawcrow! *wink*
Dunno, but it’s not as bad as “Moon Unit” or “Diva Thin Muffin”
Or Blanket.
Yay!
*squeeziesmooch*
(or Tu Morrow)
Yeah, and all of a sudden Apple seemed like a reasonable name to give your kid.
CoCo Cox. Seriously, aren’t you just begging her to be a “dancer”?
*SQUEEZE GV*
What about Rocket Rodriguez (hope I spelled that right)? That’s a p0rn name if i ever heard one.
Psst. Bearly, I saw a car in New Mexico with the license plate “BEARLY” I tried to take a piccy, but it was going too fast. *squeeze*
lol, I just looked up a list of weird baby names, there’s one for a boy… Innocent…yeah, right!!
Unfortunately Gaynor, they’re correct. For once it was us Brits/Euros who mistransliterated the word.
Indeed, I seem to have made rather a fool of myself. My sensitivity to the word was due to a room mate from America who insisted on correcting us anytime we used mobile instead of cell or spelt colour with a u. Alumin(i)um was his favourite though. He used to say it about 20 times a day.
wikipedia.org/wiki/Aluminium#Nomenclature_history
Exactly, the discoverer named it aluminium. So why should it be changed?
Reread it. Humphry Davy named it “Aluminum” in 1812. The renaming to “Aluminium” was proposed by an anonymous contributor to “The Quarterly Review”, a British Literary and Political Journal.
Humphry originally proposed “Alumium” in 1808. The inventor never suggested “Aluminium”, that came from others.
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Personally, I don’t care what it’s called, I use both since I work a lot with people in England. We have a mechanical design team there.
I forget…
HA! Take that British Dragons!
I was wrong about the aluminium thing, it seems the name is surrounded by more intrigue than I suspected!
Northern Ireland? Can’t remember, and aiki’s map is down while he moves.
Sorry, no Irish, I hate been mistaken for being British!
Northern Ireland is actually part of Britain.
But waaay cooler, huh GV?
Don’t feel bad GV, it’s pretty hard to tell on the Blog! Even if you do type with an Irish accent.
PS I wasn’t out to prove you wrong, but I was impressed that you admitted to it. That’s a sign of strong character.
*above all typed with American accent*
Use the chemical symbol instead, Al-13
At least that is what my daughtewr thinks — with unlimited minutes and texting!!! And zero oversight … (duh Mom)
yup, I don’t even have a house phone
You don’t even have a phone house?
Sssssssssssh.
*leads GV from the thread*
*allows self to be lead*
*feels heavy*
We’re going for a bike ride to find Sapphire. . .
Yay! pulls penny-farthing out of pocket.
Old things in an old thread. . .
Time is trying to break through again.
Recession Win!
Hey, whatever fits your budget.
but … where are we going to put the baby?!
Anywhere but the corner. Nobody puts Baby in the corner.
SilviaVelvet. . .
They put bicycle wheels on a motorbike.
I’m sure they’ll figure out a place for the baby.
Ithinkthat they put a motorcycle on the bicycle … a lovely cardboard motorcycle.
In the Honda?
hee … I can Harley believe you’d even think of such things.
now now, no need to get so Huffy.
*squeezies to all*
I hope they didn’t pay much for that “motorcycle”–if so, they got Schwinndled!
I’d Trek right back to the store and demand a refund.
I’m sorry, sir, but it was plainly stated in the
extremelyfine print. No refunds, no exchanges. Now peddle your a$$ on out of here.*peddles ass*
*pimps Brewski’s–uh, ride*
Sorry baby, but I had to crash that Honda.
I thought it was green duct tape, but it’s just slime on the seat.
At least it does not have flames painted on it!
Unfortunately, it does not have flames engulfing it.
lol … burn of the weak!
I think this bike is getting the third degree.
That puts the owner in the hot seat.
Helb me.
Hurry Back, Mel.
I do not HB ME 1 ob thems
Hey hey hey Mushmouth!
Hey hey hey, Super Marius, that make mah hebba hurt!
hehehehehehheh its a disaster not fail “^^
Man, the ladies must be impressed when they see him driving by!
yah, like green with
envyqueasyUm, try pedal by. I don’t see this thing “driving” any time soon.
GGRRRR. Blogmonster ate all my posts!
*flogs blogmonster*
*squeezes brewski*
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*smooches brewski, too*
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*moons brewski, three*
*enjoys the view, four*
*click! high five!*
*pulls out a six pack*
*Checks the seventh seal*
Opps, I think I ate the seal.
Nein.
*Tries to be more tenable*
10cc combo-breaker
FUZZ IS A COMBO BREAKER!!?!?!!!!111 !!ELEVENTEEN!!1!1!111
NO! IT’S NOT FUZZ!!!!!11!! IT’S A ‘SHOPPPPPPPPAH!!
Let’s feed him to the Twelve O’Clock Ghost!
hm … sounds like I’m unlucky somehow
That’s just for teens!
*looks for people to play Seven Minutes in Heaven game*
I’m for a piece of eight!
*Pulls out fail bow*
*shoots “in” between I’m and for*
I would, but I just eight.
I thought it was eleven minutes, I think you are gypping us out of 3 minutes in heaven.
it’s 7 from whence i hail.
♫ Moon river! ♪
*squeeze*
♪ It’s a wonderful night for a moon dance. ♪
♪ Blue Moon, you saw me standing alone ♪
*gives morning squeezies*
♪ New moon on Monday, and the fire dance through the night ♪
♪ Everyboday was dancin’ in the moonlight… ♪
*grabs velvet and throws her on the back seat of his custom Kawasucki – er, Kawasaki *
*cruises downtown to hit the hottest clubs*
Hey hot stuff! How was your weekend?
*smooches*
Busy! The cookout was a hit! We had 51 people show up. I didn’t drink enough water, though. I got too hot and spent most of Sunday laying around on the couch trying to regroup.
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How was your weekend?
See? You should have been drinking more beer, then you could have stayed hydrated!
The weather was absolutely perfect, but I had a mostly boring weekend. I went for a hike in a nearby wildlife preserve and stained some deck furniture. Pretty crazy, huh?
What was the deck furiture doing in the wildlife preserve?
*squeeze*
Well, you know, wildlife likes to take it easy now and again. All that being “wild” can really wear you down!
*squeeze!*
Maybe that’s where they got the term lounge lizard?
A bark-o-lounger?
It’s a sad day when the only date you can get to the fancy dress party is your bicycle.
Yeah, but you at least know for a fact you’ll get to ride it at the end of the night!
I have my doubts about anyone being able to ride it.
You can attempt to ride it, just like your party date.
I’d feel safer letting the bike go on top.
There is a reason the gas tank has a hole in it.
Fill her up! You want foreskin or no-foreskin?
Depends on whether its a four-stroke or two-stroke.
I hear Earthbikes are easy.
*gets the reference and rolls around on the floor* “I am Mr. Right?”
Are you nuts?
This has been here b4 allready ^-^
link or it didn’t happen.
hm… a motorcycle bicycle recycle cycle
That ^ put my head in a spin-cycle.
Come clean with the day’s news cycle or it’s a wash.
Fuel efficiency win!
Even bicycles dream. . .
♪When you wish upon a star…♪
Beepbeep! Zipbang!
With this bike I think you have to make the noises with your mouth.
I do that in my car anyway?
I do, too, except I use a whoopie cushion.
When I said ‘let’s make whoopie in your car’, that’s not what I meant.
*squeeze*
hehe, now I feel all dirty.
I was referring to making a papier mache Whoopi Goldberg so we could play at Sister Act. What were you thinking?
I think you should kick your bad habits.
He has Nun to kick
Chuk that idea, then.
Brewski makes someone feel dirty. While that’s a new one.
You Brewskied your Moomin?
Oops,I could not tell from this angle.
*poke*
Pardon me?
‘Twas the marshmallow with the whoopi cushion in the back seat of the car.
(I wonder if this comment could ever power a fail).
Hahahahaha.
I would love to see the fail it does!
That sounds like a really weird game of Clue. Failblog edition.
“It was the goldfish with the E.T. Finger in the Vicar’s kitchen! “
“it was the Starfish with the potato in the MacGuyver salon!”
At least its cooler than a normal Kawasaki motorbike.
heh … I guess it takes H1N1 to know one
Faux-tocross
lol … a photo ‘chopper
You should see the wheels on their bicycle. The tread on it is huge.
Convert your bike into a motorcycle with these simple steps! Just purchase our kit for only $29.99 per month for the next 36 months. Your friends will all be in awe of your newfound awesomeness!
Hey! I ordered the Kawasaki Kit and all I got was a cardboard box and a jar of slime!
But not just any slime. It’s green slime.
Left over from “You Can’t Say That on Television”?
I don’t know that show
*shells out $1,079.64* I don’t need your monthly plan….. yup, that was a gooooood investment.
wait, wait, I just talked to my financial advisor…. can I get a refund?
a kid can dream can’t he?
If this is a kid’s bike it’s awesome! Otherwise…
I’ve sometimes done bike rides/races. There’s one called “STP”, for “Seattle to Portland”. It’s about 200 miles, and draws a HUGE number of participants. People do all sorts of crazy crap like this to their bikes. I also saw antique bikes, unicycles, you name it. It’s a kick just to see all the people and their bikes!
An armored bike… how militant.
*forgot to do this this*
*gives squeezes all around*
Tomorrow I start school! Sorry for being so out of it for the past few weeks! Miss all you folk!
MAL!!!
Good to see you! I’ve been wondering what the scoop was. Did you figure out financing?
About 1/3 of it. Soon enough though
soon enough.
My favorite Malicite *legal squeezes*
We’ve missed you!
Most definitely! *Brief squeeze*
about school again – I was worried!
Glad you’re
Bearly! Give Malicite’s briefs back. He might need those. You know, in case he gets in an accident on the way to class.
*big bear squeeze*
Are you kidding? Fail? That’s a win!
*check*
yoooo that thing is sickk
shouldn’t failblog reward artisitic attemps such as this? looks like a wholesome father son project to me… guess the fail admin team was adopted..?
There’s awards?!?!?! What categories are there? I need to know so that I can try for one!
*drumroll*
And the award for best naked boogie goes to…
MS B!!!
Congratulations!
The award for being pantsless most often is…..(drumroll)…Brewski!
And the award for most stylish use of blue body paint goes to… (drumroll)… Judy!
The award, for tooting his own horn is… (drumroll) … Jules!
Yay for me!!!
guess the best drumroll award goes to *Brewski*
*can’t believe u guys (drumrolled).. my poor beat sensitive ears*
B’s a pretty good letter… & I’ll call Telly & Big Bird & set up an award show down on Sesame Street
Judy, did you see my post to you, last fail?
failblog.org/2009/08/10/election-fail-2/#comment-557248
(PS wow, I got the award for most-pantless? That’s a shocker!)
(… looks just like the one for least-panted)
About the Missing Pickles? Yeah, that was a surprise, all right.
joke win!!
to me this is a do-it-yourself-WIN
♪ It’s just a ride, it’s just a ride
Don’t be scared, don’t hide your eyes ♪
♪ Heaven hide your eyes ♪
♪ Jump on board, take a ride.
I don’t mind doing it for the kids ♪
♪ “I’ll take you on a ride from here to eternity”
Hell ain’t a bad place
Hell is from here to eternity ♪
♪ Get you where you wanna go if you know what I mean,
Got a ride that’s smoother than a limosine.
Can you handle the curves? Can you run all the lights?
If you can, Moomin man, we can go all night. ♪
♫ Ride your pony! Ride your pony! ♪
♪ They see me rollin’, they hatin’
Patrolling, they tryin’ to catch me ridin’ dirty ♪
♪ They see me rollin’, they laughin’
And rollin’ their eyes ’cause I’m too white and nerdy…. ♪
♪ And the sun drips down bedding heavy behind
The front of your dress – all shadowy lined
And the droning engine throbs in time
With your beating heart ♪
♫I don’t want a Pickle, I just want to ride on my Motorcycle.♪
♫ The low-ry-der is a little looooower ♫
*sings*
…and I don’t want to die, I just want to ride on my motorcy…
…Cle
Opps, sorry mrs_z, refesh fail.
Ah, well, one good fesh deserves another. Besides, you forgot to say:
Jinx, you owe me a Coke!
*runs down hallway laughing triumphantly*
Ha ha ha ha ha ha! He can’t talk until somebody says ¡Great Scott! Chief Engineer!
Wait…
…cle.
If done right, that could of turned out pretty cool, however they did indeed fail
I think you’re alone on the pretty cool thing.
♪ I think we’re alone now!
There doesn’t seem to be anyone around! ♫
Bringing that song up is asking for a Tiff
*Thinks about what could’ve been* Makes me want to cry
*pat pat*
There there.
*comforts wik*
awwwwwwwwwww WIK…
*hugs WIK profusely*
GAAAHHH!!!! EARWORM!!!
*Goes to mall, sings loudly* ♫ Runnin’ just as fast as we can, holdin’ on to one anothers’ hand, tryin’ to get away into the night, then you put your arms around me and we tumble to the ground and then we say: Hi Brewski! *squeeze!*♫ *
*SQUEEZE!*
Where have you been?
♪ I’m alone again without you! ♫
Went on a road trip to the south! Saw the family and gave a very small town lots to talk about for a while.
♫ I cant live, with or without you oh I, I cant live! ♫
Hey, welcome back! Hope you didn’t put too much excitement into their dull lives…
♫ Alone again, Naturally♫
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! Welcome back!
Myself, yesterday was my GF and my First Meetaversary.
She got flowers.
I got Cabo Wabo.
Life is good
*squeeeeeze*
You job hunting yet?
A little – not much around here, but I gotta look.
I’ll likely be stuck here until I either
a) luck into a rare opportunity
-or-
b) move with GF in a year and a half or so
Thing is, I live in a pair o’ small towns, both university towns, and hundreds are being laid off. There aren’t many jobs anyway.
But I gotta try
And *SQUEEEEEEEEEEZE* back!
*SQUEEZE* WN!!!! Happy meetaversary!
WN: Having spent 20+years in the same towns, I know several people there. It’s been a while, but I might be able to hook you up with a contact or two.
Congrats!! I loves me some Cabo Wabo!
It’s a must have nowadays!!! save nature, ride a kawasaki-bike! Totally WIN
If it was a colour blind 12 year old dressed as Beatrix Kiddo for Halloween it woudl be a huge win!
This is a Win, not a Fail lol.
Agreed~!! That was my first thought too!
OMG!1!!!11one!!!!!1 THIS IS NOT A FAIL ITS A WIN!!1!!!!!1 LOL!!!!!!111!
*snork-squeeze!*
This makes me want a bike
Makes me want a mike … to make some noise.
Speak into the mic we didn’t hear what you whispered.
.. fart-powered !!
hi
Hey, Brewski, have you checked out the LOLCats this morning? They’ve got one about a party you must have gone to. *squeeze*
Saw it and posted, thanks! Funny.
*squeeze*
I thought about you when I read it, too.
I see you never accepted the “T” I offered you…
Yes I did. Look up there.^^
This is more bicycle win than it is Kawasaki fail
*a check mate*
Kawasaki makes bicycles.
http://thereifixedit.com/2009/08/09/epic-kludge-photo-bicycle-kludged-for-two/
Hey, I’m new here–have zoooomed in and out a few times. Check out this bike…(don’t know how to clicky)
bicycle win ;P
Some how, I don’t think he’ll need a Locke on his bicycle.
sounds like an experience-based conclusion
i call this a win.
The rest of us don’t.
Chris? Are you okay?
Hi Chris!
*My imminent death will be the reason for my absence on FailBlog*
8========D
Oh shit, Kawasaki dropped the ‘09 ZXR-400? I need that in my life
Ummm… win?
THAT’s definitely a WIN ’cause it is over-the-top genius engineering … of course made in Germany (see the the blue part of the license plate, there a D written on it for Deutschland = Germany)! Haste noch Fragen, Kienzle??
Yes, Hauser!
Where do I get one?
Obviously in Bremen, that’s where the registration is from ^^
So what happened to the answer fail?
It’s still there. Perhaps it needed to go to the bathroom.
Yeah its back now. Maybe it was in the process of adding that ‘probably bad news extra’ that it temporarily disappeared.
Portugal, failing since ever.
PS: im portuguese.
true
that… is amazing WINN!!
total win!!!
this is NO fail!
it’s art man!
& it’s GREEN–so trendy!!
Bwahaha…that’s apparently from my hometown
fail i think not EPIC WIN !!
Ohai thar. I are visiting as a represestetetave ov teh ichc. I find this as a win.
No FAIL here. All I see is WIN!
This isn’t a fail at all. It’s pretty awesome, if you ask me!
1′d for being a decent manual bike mod win
That is a sure WIN!
*vroom* *crashed after 15 kilometers* Dang it!
How is this not epic win?
Sowas kann auch nur nem Bremer einfallen xD
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SO F***ING HARD WINNING
BICYCLE WIN!!!
Definite Win! Besides, this bike won’t be passing me on the freeway while the guy is doing 90 mph and a wheelie all at once.
..Now all he needs is a playing card in the spokes.
Happy Thursday, everyone! …At least, I think it’s Thursday.. 0.0
LOL the license number says that “bike” is registered in Bremen, Germany, which is about 30 miles from my home
More like WIN!!!!!!!
To all the stupid Americans here:
1. This picture obviously is not in America.
2. Kawasaki makes bicycles.
3. Sometimes people put motors on bicycles.
4. What is considered “street legal” varies depending on what country you’re in.
5. There are countries other than America.
Anti-American Troll Is Anti- American
WIN, definitely a win
How is that a fail? Retard blog editor You Fail!
That there is a win!
It only works if you say “vroom, vroom” while riding it.
pimp my ride lol
That’s just badass
Not entirely an “effort win” though…notice the runny, drippy, shitty paint job on the gas-tank!
That’s win D:
Now THAT’S sad xD
I had the same idea two days ago.
Your web site is beautiful. I wish you continued success.
looks to me
like it’s more like a win.
MEHHH
thats pimping! maybe i should put Lamborghini body panels on my civic! and a F16 body into my Cessna! great idea!
WIN.
Hahahahahahahhaah…
Good idea..
im gonna make one.. YAMAHA R1
i want one no make it too
LMAO he tried to make is bicycle seem like a motorbike. Moron
classy and creative.
güganthikvs win
@Moomin and Arthur
At least we’re setting them a challenge. You wouldn’t want to make the analysis easy for them.
give 'em the Freudian slip.dont get it