It was in fact a very nice, on topic, recurring pun that was first started by our good friend LCB, and it made me We’re happy to hono(u)r her wit by reusing it every chance we get.
barmidon, that wasn’t very complimentary. I don’t think I like your tone. You’ll see a wide spectrum of writing styles here and we should value them all if they are within the range of the topic.
They are, and it did. Yesterday. Apparently they’ll be doing this every day ’till the show. And then, it’ll be pretty much non-stop for those two days. At one point the plane is only 20 or 30 feet over my building. Grrrrr.
I’m sorry about that. Just wait until Johnny Sixpack shows up with his million closest friends. They should hold those events in an unpopulated area. You go from Lollapalooza one week to the airshow the next. Yikes.
Airshow? Buzz-cut Alabamians spewing coloured smoke in their whiz-jets to the strains of “Rock you like a hurricane? What kind of country-fried rube is still impressed by that?
Seriously, Avis. Standard Jinx rules. The person who yells Jinx first is the one who jinxed the other, and the other cannot speak until someone says their name.
Oh, and you also owe me a coke. Standard Jinx Rules.
*steals coke can*
*takes it to local paint store*
*puts can in paint shaker for an hour*
*CAREFULLY takes quivering can back*
*puts it back where he found it* Muahhahhahhahhaaa
OMG!! That’s too funny! I had just looked at it when my boss walked by, and I was laughing out loud. Before he passed my screen, I hid my browser window, and had two pictures of circuit boards on my display. He must think I’m ready for the looney bin.
There was nothing wrong with the first kid’s answer. It’s not unusual to talk about the black, white, brown, red, and yellow races. He should have gotten the points.
Up to you, mawcrow. Making friends on the blog is a slow and difficult thing. It takes patience. If you’re kind and play nice, people should respond with time.
But avoid the self-pity. It really turns people off. OK?
I assumed that was a serious question, hence my serious answer.
She’s a girl, and has red hair. I went to school with her, many years ago. She’s in her mid-30s now. I might give her a call, tell her to check out this website.
I would have guessed big birds flying across the sky
and a yellow moon on the rise
throwing shadows on our replies
making us a lolruss, lolruss, lolruss
playing Devil’s Advocate: oh, come on. That looks pretty old….and I seem to remember a song that goes something like…”Red and Yellow, Black and White, we are precious in his sight…..” so naturally, being of that era….
right you are, and that is because the song is actually a children’s song taught in many many Sunday School classes to teach us that Jesus loves all the little children regardless of race. “Jesus loves the little children, all the children of the world. Red (Native American/Indian)and Yellow(Asian), Black and White, we are precious in his sight, Jesus loves the little children of the world.”
I know the damn song Abstract. I used to sing it as a kid till my brain melted from the repetition.
The last lines of the song, I always thought made Jesus sound like my creepy neighbor.
“Hey, want candy?”
*shivers*
lol *crouches in terror* I’ll have to look around evey corner to make sure you don’t have an equally annoying one waiting for me. aaaahahahahhaa, gdamnit!!!!!! you made me think about what it could possible be awaiting me and now I have “It’s a small world after all” running through my head! aaahagagagkkk
I knew it. I told myself, “Just walk away, Brewski. Don’t look. This thread will just cause pain.” But no. Just like a train wreck, I just had to peek. And now… I suffer the consequences.
*whimper!*
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAahah….ahaha…aha…aaa um, did it work on you too? It was supposed to. that was my evil intent….. lol, but you def. got me good *high six*
Having been on the “Small World” ride in Disneyhell, I’m pretty much impervious to that song.
What’s funny is it was exactly the song I wished to inflict on you!
*high six*
I have tested this and come to the conclusion that listening to The Sultans of Swing by Dire Straits will cleanse any worms from your ears. After listening to the song you are left with nothing but your own thoughts and can carry on with your day.
Black and white are not considered colors, when it comes to light waves (and rainbows).
White is all the colors combined. The rainbow is the white light breaking up into different colors thru the prisma of the raindrops.
Black is the absence of light.
The reply button is hiding in the corner, tired of everyone hitting it. It’s been smacked around so many times it’s just blue now. Poor abused little reply button.
*throws the reply button a pity party*
*invites all it’s friends*
Adherent of a family of economic and political ideas and social movements related to the establishment of an egalitarian, classless, or stateless society based on common ownership and control of the means of production and property in general?
Americans were once quizzed on various famous quotes, and asked where they came from. A majority thought the phrase “From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs” came from the US Constitution!
Talk about missing the Marx.
You Know Capta’n I Saw A Simpsons Episode And The Color Wasen’t Like All Old It Was All Bright Like In The Simpsons Movie! The Episode Was About Lisa Being This Sorta “GEM CHILD” And in the End It Turns Out That Magge Was The “GEM CHILD” But Marge Wants Magge To Come Home Because The Nuns Say She Has To Stay To Bring Peace On Earth Because THats What The Gem Child Does And So She Goes Home With Magge And While Driving Lisa Saids “Wait Wheres Bart?” And Homer Saids”I Traded Gem Childs” And Then It was All HELLISH. Well Thats it. End of story.
Yellow is SLANG for Asians. While it has roots further back into the 1800′s meaning cowardly, during WII the Japanese and the Chinese were called “Yellow” because of the color of their skin – AND because of their cowardly acts (like attacking Pearl Harbor).
The first kid should get the point, but it was in bad taste considering the other kid was Asain – LOL.
Review your story book. Japan was again China, America attack Japan, Japan attack Pearl Harbor and America send an atomic bomb on Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
1-It’s wasn’t a coward acts, it’s call a war.
2-China never attack Pearl Harbor. China were with the ally during WWII.
Maybe it’s the fail blog, but it’s not a reason to be racist.
This is from a New Zealand kids quiz show called “W3″ and is probably from the early 80′s. The quiz-master is a long standing and respected New Zealand broadcaster named Selwyn Toogood http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Selwyn_Toogood He can imagine he was chuckling on the inside at that answer
This clip is from a New Zealand quiz show from the 1980′s called “W3″. The quizmaster is a Kiwi icon called Selwyn Toogood. A wonderful blast from the past
Randomman first lol’d at answer then wet himself when he saw an asian child next to him (the kid on the show, not next to Randomman, next to Randomman there is bacon)
Yellow = cowardly. Win.
(I had that meaning from David Williamson’s play ‘The Removalists’. That says Kenny: ‘You’re yellow. Come on, uncuff me.’
Simmons: ‘You’re really tempting me boy.’)
While the first answer is POLITICALLY incorrect, it is nonetheless correct.
Yellow IS a term used to describe Chinese (and asians in general), Cowardly is also a correct answer.
Check the dictionary, it will list both, as well as several other definitions.
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this kid has a jaundice outlook
I love yellow feaver
I’m color blind — gonna catch them all.
That reminds me of my colorblind friend who was on the bombsquad. God rest his soul.
Blue, no yel…….. auuughhhhhhh *BOOM*
Clickie!
Well now, that looks familiar.
:p
*chief of police yells to bomb squad* Cut the red wire!
*bombsquad yells to C.O.P.* They’re all blue!!!!!
Then cut the dam blue one!
Thanks, Starfish. I can just imagine the hue and cry at the funeral.
Thanks, Starfish. I can just 1magine the hue and cry at the funeral.
Wait…did he dye??
Yes, but his story imbued others to walk in is footsteps.
You mean “die”, I suppose. Because if it’s dye… that’s some bad joke you did.
It was in fact a very nice, on topic, recurring pun that was first started by our good friend LCB, and it made me
We’re happy to hono(u)r her wit by reusing it every chance we get.
Oh, and…*plbbbbt!*
*snorkroffle!*
you’re not from around here…
barmidon, that wasn’t very complimentary. I don’t think I like your tone. You’ll see a wide spectrum of writing styles here and we should value them all if they are within the range of the topic.
STFU ALREADY!!!
Seriously dudes..what was the kid’s answer ?? I know the question but what was the answer ?? Hearing inpaired here so no mean jokes plz …………
He said “uhh chinese?”
*singing* im yellow if i blue i would die
Kids say the darndest things!
What did he say?
Chinese…
The question was:
When we refer to someone as “yellow”, we consider them to be what?
Oh… now I get it. Thanks.
*mutters* The planes are at it again. Grrrrrrrr.
Are they rehearsing? That’s gotta get old quick.
They are, and it did. Yesterday. Apparently they’ll be doing this every day ’till the show. And then, it’ll be pretty much non-stop for those two days. At one point the plane is only 20 or 30 feet over my building. Grrrrr.
I’m sorry about that. Just wait until Johnny Sixpack shows up with his million closest friends. They should hold those events in an unpopulated area. You go from Lollapalooza one week to the airshow the next. Yikes.
Lollapalooza doesn’t really cause much of a problem up here. Airshows, anything beach related, and parades are what bug me.
Airshow? Buzz-cut Alabamians spewing coloured smoke in their whiz-jets to the strains of “Rock you like a hurricane? What kind of country-fried rube is still impressed by that?
Careful, Guan-Di. You may be surprised at who enjoys airshows.
Sounds like a good time to me!
Not to be troll-like, but I find someone with the username Avis complaining about an airshow to be amusingly ironic.
The real question should have been, “What’s up with your hair?”
Poor kid’s hair rivals Trump’s for being bad.
Jinx! You beat me to it by 0 minutes!
Ha ha! She can’t talk until somebody says Avis!
Wait…I already did this joke today.
*goes to sit in corner*
Um, If I beat her to it… doesn’t that mean she should…
But she said Jinx first.
It’s common knowledge, Avis!
Seriously, Avis. Standard Jinx rules. The person who yells Jinx first is the one who jinxed the other, and the other cannot speak until someone says their name.
Oh, and you also owe me a coke. Standard Jinx Rules.
*hands fluffy a can of coke*
It’s safe, it hasn’t been shaken or anything.
*smiles innocently*
*Hands Avis a coke*
For being such a good sport.
It’s dangerous, it’s been shaken and everything.
*switches out the two cokes*
I DIDN’T shake hers!
*carefully places Avis’ unshaken coke can in the fridge and writes Ms B’s name on it*
*surreptitiously outfits fridge with vibrating shelves, triggered by door switch*
*Puts a bucket of water over the door*
It will shake the can somehow, I swear.
*Changes water with very poisonous poison acid*
*steals coke can*
Muahhahhahhahhaaa
*takes it to local paint store*
*puts can in paint shaker for an hour*
*CAREFULLY takes quivering can back*
*puts it back where he found it*
*takes now empty Coke can that Mawcrow used to fill Qwaz’s bucket and throws it into recycling not-a-bin*
*heads to the fridge for a snack, whistling a jaunty tune…*
Wait for me, Dragon! Wow, I’m really thirsty. I could really use that Coke I put in there earlier.
*pours Ms B some dilemmanade*
*is glad he spent the last few years building up an immunity to cans of coke that have been shaken and everything*
(now if I could just get my nominal bridal connection straight)
Are you willing to bet your life on it?
Did you see this pic at lolcelebs?
http(colon)//roflrazzi.com/2009/07/30/celbrity-pictures-donald-trump-shredded-wheat/
OMG!! That’s too funny! I had just looked at it when my boss walked by, and I was laughing out loud. Before he passed my screen, I hid my browser window, and had two pictures of circuit boards on my display. He must think I’m ready for the looney bin.
*Gives Brewski’s boss a straight jacket with “Brewski” embroidered on the back.*
Methinks it’s Trump Jr.
hm… what color suit trumps plaid?
Purple with paisley stripes.
You been going thru my closet again?
Mom? Is that you?
Thanks Skrat. What was the question?
You bet.
There was nothing wrong with the first kid’s answer. It’s not unusual to talk about the black, white, brown, red, and yellow races. He should have gotten the points.
judy judy — you are an idiot…asian people aren’t “yellow” anyway — they are tan/brown…get with it
I like turtles
So do surfers.
But surfers don’t always use actual words.
Surfers don’t always live in actual worlds
Awesome use of the language, dude.
Yeah, she was all, like, PWUAAAAH!!!!
Awesome competition, dude…we were like, so, pitted, pitted.
they sure do =P
I wonder how his opponent felt about this…
Yellow?
Green?
Blue?
Mauve?
Burnt sienna?
Chartreuse?
Teal?
Burgundy?
Periwinkle?
Macaroniandcheese?
Puce?
lol!!!! yup
Love Monsters Inc.!
AQUAHMAHDOOBLE!
Oooh, that was interesting.
Which one’s burgundy?
You stay classy, Tokyo.
Pink?
color me ironic
*gets out box of 2000 crayons*
*colors fuzz*
*helps with body paint* Leila won’t mind, I’m sure.
*hands over blue smurf paint*
Here, I borrowed this from Judy!
So blue is the color of Ironic! I’ve always wondered.
Got a question:
If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
Another one:
How do smurfs have kids?
Inquiring minds wish to know…
Well, I don’t know about choking Smurfs. I do know Baby Smurf was delivered by stork on a blue moon night to Smurf village.
Thanks, GS! I had forgotten about that…and I watched the show all the time…
I’m sure Smurfette appreciated the help … since she was the only girl Smurf….
*runs to hide before anyone decides to experiment*
Experiment with what? Choking, or making babies? Personally, I’d prefer the latter experiment.
Is that what you kids are calling it these days, chocking the smurf?
*blush* … y’all are gonna bring color to my, um, cheeks
Hmmm, you don’t say which cheeks
You’re so cheeky Ms B!
Honey mist auburn?
Where are you getting YOUR crayons? Revlon?
L’Oreal. Because I’m worth it.
I am not. *sob*
*Buys huge quantity of mawcrow shares increasing value by 700%*
AAAHHH!!! It’s a run on mawcrow shares!!
*frantically enters BUY order*
Wait a minute… what’s the ticker symbol?
*Dumps shares on Brewski, scarpers off to Cayman Islands with huge profits to drink MaiThais as FailBlog economy collapses*
Oh crap! I dont have the most shares of myself anymore!
Good thing we can easily just take whatever we need or create it on the spot.
*Spawns tasty sammich with pepperoni, roast beef, and baby swiss cheese*
Mmm…
Quaz, stop eating all of the baby Swiss. Their mommies will get mad and loose their neutrality.
*crawls out of cardboard box*
Really, Qwaz? I’m not really ruined?
*1magines a castle fully staffed with servants tending my every need*
We can just spawn things now? When did this start and why wasn’t I told about it?
*spawns a big, juicy BRAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIINNNNN*
*greedily consumes it all*
*smiles contentedly*
Brewski, can i write here? You decide, you have the most shares.:(
Up to you, mawcrow. Making friends on the blog is a slow and difficult thing. It takes patience. If you’re kind and play nice, people should respond with time.
But avoid the self-pity. It really turns people off. OK?
I assumed that was a serious question, hence my serious answer.
No…
*snork!*
No no no, Cinnamon Terra-cotta Mist is more fitting for you, Qwaz. It goes nicely with that white, metallic head of yours.
Honey, you missed auburn big time.
Pfft, kids are so green to life, they dont understand what they are saying.
You can’t say he has a cowardly face.
… moar liek he saved his face, akshully.
Oh, do you mean his Chinese opponent?
No. He meant his yellow opponent.
This makes me so blue.
Hey, that’s my line!!!
*squeeze!*
*squeeze*
I thought yours was “Missed it by that much!”?
*snork!*
Could be velvet’s too … depending on the fabric of her moods.
Cotton: the fabric of our lives
*sigh* … if only our lives were not so briefed
Hail Satin!
ROFLOL!!!
If Polly Smith married Frank Ester, her new name would be:
*wait for it*
Polly Smith-Ester!!
Frankly, my Ester, I don’t give Polly a cracker.
ht tp://failblog.org/2008/07/10/satanism-fail/
You can’t be too yellow if you want to stereotype.
She knew the answer, but just wanted to piss off her opponents. Strategy win.
That was a she? They all look they same to me. I mean kids not yell..er Chinese people.
*Shuts up before worse things are said*
It was a … heh … hee … “he”.
Now wait a minute. Was the first person (blond hair) a boy or a girl? I can’t tell. I thought a girl, the first time, now I’m thinking maybe a boy?
It was a boy. With really bad hair.
lil’ fat boy, with big fat hair.
REALLY bad hair.
We’re talking disaster movie here.
Wow that IS bad, Disaster Movie sucked!
The Day the Hair Stood on End
Bad Hairday the 13th
Bad Hairoween.
The Hair-o-wing of Hell
seriously, they could have just called “The Grudge” “Attack of the Killer Hair”
which one? THE hair?
Wearing a dress?
Why do you think it’s a dress? Does your laser vision see thru the desk?
Turkish Superman!
She’s a girl, and has red hair. I went to school with her, many years ago. She’s in her mid-30s now. I might give her a call, tell her to check out this website.
This person wouldn’t happen to have the initials “MB” by any chance perhaps??
I would have guessed “A Simpson”!
doh
I would have guessed big birds flying across the sky
and a yellow moon on the rise
throwing shadows on our replies
making us a lolruss, lolruss, lolruss
*wipes tear from eye*
That sh*t was beautiful.
*kneels*
It goes out to all the Young at heart,
and the fowl denizens of Sesame Street.
ooohhh, that feels real nice, say it again…
It again.
*flees*
hey, you broke my mellow!!! *chases Brewski with sham-wow*
She asked for it again, and in a dark brown voice I said, “Lolruss –
L-o-l-r-u-ss, lo-lo-lo-lo, lolruss”
(Now *squeeze* me tight and nearly break my spine… )
*squeeze gentle…to mellow for super squeeze* ooohh, that feels goooooooodddddddddddddd
*too
too chère!
(I’m to-to-to-touched)
Oh, some americans beeing political correct?
Hide, there are some russians, fast!
Being PC sucks so hard. I have noticed that it’s never the people who you talk about that gets offended. It’s always some random douche or douchette.
The devil himself powered a fail?
Disturbing!
You’d think He’d be busy. You know with the whole torturing souls, and eternal fire thing but I guess Ann Coulter just know how to multitask.
*ninjas in an s*
*poofs away*
I’m usually really good at catching typos, but I swear to god, it took me three tries to figure out where you dropped the ‘s’.
*shameface*
rofl at the surprise ending
It’s like a M. Night Shyamalan movie.
ROFL
Especially since it’s not 1835 and really 2005. And that wall around the town and the jets. But the creepy guy with the razor hands was scary.
playing Devil’s Advocate: oh, come on. That looks pretty old….and I seem to remember a song that goes something like…”Red and Yellow, Black and White, we are precious in his sight…..” so naturally, being of that era….
Motion sustained.
But I’ve never seen black or white in a rainbow.
Not doing the right kind of drugs
Oh shucks!
*offers technicolor the right kind of drugs* be careful, do these outside, or carry a bucket around with you.
*steals bucket*
Bwahahaa! What are you going to do now?
*hides from lolruses*
right you are, and that is because the song is actually a children’s song taught in many many Sunday School classes to teach us that Jesus loves all the little children regardless of race. “Jesus loves the little children, all the children of the world. Red (Native American/Indian)and Yellow(Asian), Black and White, we are precious in his sight, Jesus loves the little children of the world.”
I know the damn song Abstract. I used to sing it as a kid till my brain melted from the repetition.
The last lines of the song, I always thought made Jesus sound like my creepy neighbor.
“Hey, want candy?”
*shivers*
touch a nerve? just playing around here, no need to be snappy
Never meant to snap…
*squeeze?*
*squeeze*
he never meant 2 cause u any sorrow ♪
he never meant 2 cause u any pain ♪
he only wanted 2 see u laughing in the purple rain-
bow
Who are we to aregue with Jesus?
*takes e from ^, sits in corner and plays with a glowstick*
Is it yellow and made in China?
ROFL!!!
the yellow peril *winkle*
Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril?
Nope. It’s too perilous.
Look, it’s my duty as a chinese god of war and bean curd to sample as much peril as I can.
Thou are our Perilous god, and thou shall lead us to the Great Peril! Amen!
Thou are our Perilous god, and thou shall lead us to the Great Peril! Amen!
*worships*
*whopsie*
Sorry!
*hides first of those two posts*
I really should refresh sometimes…
OMG, OMG, OMG!!! My Name is Bruce refference WIN!!!!
*gives lesson in old English* mawcrow, use your ‘t’s. thou art, thou shalt.
Your own name fits you to a T there, abstract.
lolz, i love my ‘t’s
aaahhh, the perilous peril!
And thank you for the earworm. I simply must find a way to repay you!
lol *crouches in terror* I’ll have to look around evey corner to make sure you don’t have an equally annoying one waiting for me. aaaahahahahhaa, gdamnit!!!!!! you made me think about what it could possible be awaiting me and now I have “It’s a small world after all” running through my head! aaahagagagkkk
It WORKED!!!!
Ahhh! The power of suggestion!
I knew it. I told myself, “Just walk away, Brewski. Don’t look. This thread will just cause pain.” But no. Just like a train wreck, I just had to peek. And now… I suffer the consequences.
*whimper!*
Having been on the “Small World” ride in Disneyhell, I’m pretty much impervious to that song.
What’s funny is it was exactly the song I wished to inflict on you!
*high six*
ROFLMFAO!! and i save that expression only for the funniest of ocasions!
I have tested this and come to the conclusion that listening to The Sultans of Swing by Dire Straits will cleanse any worms from your ears. After listening to the song you are left with nothing but your own thoughts and can carry on with your day.
ANY worms?
Most all. I’m not sure about your case, though…
I listen to the radio whilst reading this blog. It helps to keep unwanted worms away from my ear.
hey, where is TMI, he could tell you exactly why….
TMI is a bit diffracted by other light matters at the moment.
He’ll be allwhite again soon.
Back in tip taupe shape.
I’m green with envy.
Clickie! Work safe, spoken word jazz. One of these days, I’m going to buy this album.
As long as he doesn’t head for the darkside.
Black and white are not considered colors, when it comes to light waves (and rainbows).
White is all the colors combined. The rainbow is the white light breaking up into different colors thru the prisma of the raindrops.
Black is the absence of light.
woot Fluffy! excellent TMI service. I am duly impressed!
Nice reflection on Fluffy’s brilliance, abstract.
Fluffy truly is a shining example to us all!
No two shades of gray/grey about it.
(Don’t tell ZA, but fluffy has la bonne-bonne gris-gris matière, chere)
Fluffy has what in the where now?
bonne-bonne = double good // candy
gris-gris = Voodoo (lit. “grey-grey”)
matière = matter (//brains)
chere = dear and yummy
vivant le mort!
I am a fly, trapped in a bottle of shadows!
oohh, that feels good too…
Hehe that was (Selwyn) Toogood (kiwi presenter in the clip)
thats f*** up, he/she looks yellow herslef…maybe she chinese thats why she said it.
Yeah, because the blond hair REALLY gives it away…
it’s really not all that f***ed up. really for the age and the time
Its funny because the other kid is chinese!
I was just waiting for someone to say this. Are you sure? Because all I saw was an asian kid. Dunno if he’s Chinese or not.
So they all look the same to you?
what’s that supposed to mean
Stereotype FAIL
This sure made me laugh, especially the sincere expression on the kid’s face as he tried to answer the question.
The little yellow boy got the answer right.
What did the asian kid answer? I don’t understand :S Yellowblue? English is not my mother tongue!
“cowardly”
No But I Think You Are, Fuzz ARE YOU COWARDLY?
The answer is The Simpsons.
Hey Brewski! What Happened With You And MRN?
No But I Think There Is, AN GOD BLESSED REPLY BUTTON!
Is there really A REPLY BUTTON?? WHERE???
The reply button is hiding in the corner, tired of everyone hitting it. It’s been smacked around so many times it’s just blue now. Poor abused little reply button.
*throws the reply button a pity party*
*invites all it’s friends*
Yay!
*dances*
*smacks reply button so it has black to add to its blue color*
To be fair to the kid… The term of calling someone “yellow” to indicate their cowardice was meant as a racial slur against the chinese.
but the joke was that the kid next to him WAS Chinese…poor kid lol
Better dead than red, They always say.
That depends on WHY you’re red. Bloody? Colored after passing out on a “friends” couch? Embarrassed?
Adherent of a family of economic and political ideas and social movements related to the establishment of an egalitarian, classless, or stateless society based on common ownership and control of the means of production and property in general?
Communism? Yay!
*dances*
Americans were once quizzed on various famous quotes, and asked where they came from. A majority thought the phrase “From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs” came from the US Constitution!
Talk about missing the Marx.
Yeah…you gotta consider all the Engels there.
A lot of the current US population should probably be Castroated so as to keep them from reproducing…
Shows how poorly red they are.
this is a win, not a fail!
*makes checkmark on clipboard*
That asian boy adds half of the joke
You Know Capta’n I Saw A Simpsons Episode And The Color Wasen’t Like All Old It Was All Bright Like In The Simpsons Movie! The Episode Was About Lisa Being This Sorta “GEM CHILD” And in the End It Turns Out That Magge Was The “GEM CHILD” But Marge Wants Magge To Come Home Because The Nuns Say She Has To Stay To Bring Peace On Earth Because THats What The Gem Child Does And So She Goes Home With Magge And While Driving Lisa Saids “Wait Wheres Bart?” And Homer Saids”I Traded Gem Childs” And Then It was All HELLISH. Well Thats it. End of story.
Gee, thanks … but it was more fun to watch it yesterday on my Tivo.
Maggie is my favorite Simpson, it’s amazing what she can “say” without uttering a single word. Plus she falls down a lot.
long story
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Yes weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Yes It IS
The second kid should have answered “honky”.
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White child called out the chinese kid.
Chinese kid countered by calling him a coward. I think that sums it up real nice.
“Honky!”
I’m feeling fat and sassy!
I’M NOT CHINESE STUPID! I’M THE WHITE CHILD! But I bet You Are Chinese *Not Racist* Called it!
Live, from Burbank, California: it’s “What Do Kids Know”,
Magges Just Like Kenny Exept He Gets Killed … Somethimes Not Rarely.
Kids Know a lot Of Things!
Tonk!
Man!
What Does That Make!?
The Honky Tonk Man! Pro Wrestler!
It’s the Terry, Jerry and Murry show!
Yellow is SLANG for Asians. While it has roots further back into the 1800′s meaning cowardly, during WII the Japanese and the Chinese were called “Yellow” because of the color of their skin – AND because of their cowardly acts (like attacking Pearl Harbor).
The first kid should get the point, but it was in bad taste considering the other kid was Asain – LOL.
Review your story book. Japan was again China, America attack Japan, Japan attack Pearl Harbor and America send an atomic bomb on Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
1-It’s wasn’t a coward acts, it’s call a war.
2-China never attack Pearl Harbor. China were with the ally during WWII.
Maybe it’s the fail blog, but it’s not a reason to be racist.
I love how the asian kid answers the question correctly
What did they say?
“What does it mean when someone is referred to as ‘yellow’?”
“Chinese?”
“No, that is incorrect. Jerry?”
“Cowardly.”
“Cowardly is correct!”
I thought it meant you were a simpson….
Oops.
Alright all you have to do is guess the word.
The Clue is: People That Annoy You.
Here are the letters so far: N_GGERS
That’s correct, naggers was the word
How is this a fail? I mean, it’s not Chinese, but Asian would be it…
Yellow boy FTW
lol i would’ve said asian
XD
i thought i was yellow bellied not just yellow. freaky Europeans.
This is from a New Zealand kids quiz show called “W3″ and is probably from the early 80′s. The quiz-master is a long standing and respected New Zealand broadcaster named Selwyn Toogood http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Selwyn_Toogood He can imagine he was chuckling on the inside at that answer
She was totally right! WTF!
It’s a billion times worse that the other one is Chinese
Wow, she couldn’t have said, “My parents are racist and constantly use slurs in front of me,” any better had she said it verbatim.
I didn’t know that
WIN?.. especially cause they other blokes chinese
oooo… ouch!
This clip is from a New Zealand quiz show from the 1980′s called “W3″. The quizmaster is a Kiwi icon called Selwyn Toogood. A wonderful blast from the past
NaGGER
Randy moment in 3…2…
Just like the “wheel of fortune”episode
I think its funnier that the “yellow” person answered it right..
I don’t get it. What color are Chinese people then?
If you ask me, that kid had the right idea!
I love this site.
Weak. This was posted on one of the other sections (I think it was the nostalgia one) some time ago.
Hahaha! I love how the other guy doesnt even notice
xD what a dumb child.
LOLOLOL If I was that Chinese kid, the show would have turned into Friday Night Smackdown for kids!
i thought his answer was pretty accurate
Ummm…yeah, I would’ve said Chinese too, actually.
ouch!
gotta say, double fail due to the fact that the kid that got the question right was asian
this is a win for sure
wow just look at the scores… enough said
On what show was this?
Randomman first lol’d at answer then wet himself when he saw an asian child next to him (the kid on the show, not next to Randomman, next to Randomman there is bacon)
Chinese boy win
Come on, that wasn’t fair… (:-(
Too funny.
It’s not racist to refer to people with a colour. It’s not racist when you say brunette or blonde, so neither is negro or black.
I can see where she got the answer from though
The Asian kid got it right LOL
wow — how stupid could one person be? and how ignorant most of you racist people are on here…get a life
I laughed.
I thought the same answer the boy said LOL
the little boy who got the answer right was chinese. AWKWARD.
Ironic part was the correct answer was given by a Chinese “yellow” kid… so much for white supremacy…. LMAO
so racial…
what makes that even funnier was that his opponent was Asian. lol
Yellow = cowardly. Win.
(I had that meaning from David Williamson’s play ‘The Removalists’. That says Kenny: ‘You’re yellow. Come on, uncuff me.’
Simmons: ‘You’re really tempting me boy.’)
of course she was thinking chinese, how could she not? there was one right there!
who’s that kid’s parents?
chinese? damn it, not every asian is chinese!!
disaster movie is hilarious, i laugh for hours just watching that movie :`;
While the first answer is POLITICALLY incorrect, it is nonetheless correct.
Yellow IS a term used to describe Chinese (and asians in general), Cowardly is also a correct answer.
Check the dictionary, it will list both, as well as several other definitions.
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