It’s been hot for the past few weeks, and now there’s a bloody typhoon heading straight for us! Now there’s this humidity that makes all rooms stuffy. I’m beginning to miss a cold, sunless British summer!
It would take a real Super Giant to Ace the Lowes of the economy. Don’t forget to use Sam’s Club on the 8th hole, it seems a little bent but he said you can Pay Less on Serviced Merchandise. Hechts, i think a Family Dollar is a Dollar General-ly.
Uh, it looks like the numbers were tampered with… maybe turned around. I can’t help but feel that some of these posters dislike Walmart enough to overlook that.
That’s right. I don’t know when the ¢ sign started going on the left of the cents’ value, or when the $ sign started showing up on the right after the dollar value. (Ex: 4$). I see that all the time and to me that in itself is FAIL!!1!
It’s a new store. The numbers are for last year. and they very well can’t show all the money greaseing the system. trust me it better to leave it blank.
Just like they pay their employees!
Good works.
You mean “good. Works.”
(Guten Morgen/Abend/Nacht, Arthur!)
Guten Morgen! Still in Japan?
I am! I’ve got a few more weeks in Tokyo. How are things in Europe?
It was very hot in central Europe last week, now it’s time for the thunderstorms. How’s Japan?
It’s been hot for the past few weeks, and now there’s a bloody typhoon heading straight for us! Now there’s this humidity that makes all rooms stuffy. I’m beginning to miss a cold, sunless British summer!
Sounds like a recipe for swamp ass.
*ruffles BFF’s hair*
*combs BFF’s hair*
*adjusts his collar*
*straightens tie*
*adjusts name*
*climbs into jeep*
*motors in front of tank division*
wtf?
Don’t swear at me like that! It’s f***ing rude!
Seriously ?
Banana
Save money. Live for yourself.
still thats more than i contributed
3rd
“Good” and “Works” are not two words I would associate with Wal-mart.
You are not their Target audience.
Don’t give him a Harrods time.
We Macy’s some money later.
It’ll be a Kohl’s call.
It’s a Merkel they get any money at all.
Yeah, they’re selling lots of bullschmidt.
I haven’t heard of that Brandt.
doesn’t sound like a Best Buy at all
It would take a real Super Giant to Ace the Lowes of the economy. Don’t forget to use Sam’s Club on the 8th hole, it seems a little bent but he said you can Pay Less on Serviced Merchandise. Hechts, i think a Family Dollar is a Dollar General-ly.
That’ll Safeway some time.
Their contributions did not Cost Copious amounts of money.
Was just a bad Ikea all around.
This Asda be the worst pun run ever.
Perhaps they should pray. They might get some JC Penney’s.
lets Costco this way than!
Spar me. These puns are terrible
Ikon see this getting out of hand.
Punrun.
“Red” and “Necks”, however, are two words that I would associate with Wal-Mart, should they be compounded into one word.
No cents was contributed to the community last year.
That’s nonsense!
Ah, now I get it.
*sneakysqueeze*
*squeakysneeze*
*obvioussqueeze*
How are you?
Hanging in there! I just wanted a *squeeze* before I crawl into bed.
Where’s your insomnia when I need it?
Sleep well!
*tackles!* Got it!
.
Now what to do with it?
Release it as a virus into the air. Then we can all stay awake… no wait!
Holy sheet! That sounds like a dream!
Duvet I am, I always walk around in a dream.
Same! Ahhh…it’s been a while since we’ve made an ensemble. *squeeze!*
That’s cos you’re always off galavalancing around the world.
*squeeze*
Ya…but I need to take five and find something to put my futon.
Yes, you should pillow’ver for a rest once in a while.
Yeah, and write a card be’four I post’er.
It’s .2 cent actually.
Is that the same as $.002?
That’s just an opinion.
It’s a free country, everyone’s entitled to their opinion.
What a country!
I think this country might be just worth your $.002 nowadays
Yeah…everyone’s entitled to MY opinion!
or should that be .002c?
*quotes* :”I wurkz at wal-mart and I makez no money…”
*runs away from the lawyers chasing him*
* gets to a safe place and lulz
*
Ha…probably true, too. If they did pay anything then they took it directly out of their employees’ paychecks
OMG first!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*repeatedly whacks Mike with troll-bashing mallet*
*leads tanks over Mike’s squished remains*
Rather easy to fake that though, doncha think?
*cries*
It looks to me like it was put like that rather hastily insinuating vandalism.
or its “under consruction” …
but…. any way I like the irony
To quote Jeff Dunham:
“Welcome to WalMart, get your shit and get out.”
Haha.
Well, SOMEONE was bitter about being laid off, weren’t they?
This makes no cents.
Yus…not even enough to buy dinar.
I’ll be franc, you shouldn’t pound on the Wizard. He might cast a spell on you.
Bhat I wanna do it agyen
(Dram it. I misspelled Baht)
Rubi making typos now?
No need to throw a stone, precious
Amethyst close to knuckling you for that. :p
Feisty? Careful, you’ll set heart sapphire.
Opal’ease! As if!
Awwwh…don’t get jaded *squeeze!*
Too late for that. Amber’fraid that happened a long time ago.
Euro a naughty one! Dollar other things to keep you amused.
Hehe you hit the mark with that one! I’ll ruble the day I tried to keep up!
you deserve a Pound! *Pounds DrB & Jam*
You shilling out the pence up anger?
no no *giggles* Pound like dab? Bumping fists
That’s more than half of nothing.
what happened to the other half?
It got contributed the year before.
Maybe its 3/4 of nothing.
Rolling back prices on EVERYTHING!
Looks like a Honesty Win to me
Argh, you stole my comment. ^_^
Uh, it looks like the numbers were tampered with… maybe turned around. I can’t help but feel that some of these posters dislike Walmart enough to overlook that.
Yeah, and they photoshopped the $ to look like ¢ after they turned the 0 around. Those evil bastards.
walmart=fail
I donated 97% of my money to that!
It’s Conrad Poohs and his dancing teeth again!
“Wal-Mart Good. (Works.)”
Why do I see that and think “Wal-Mart Good, Two Legs Better”?
Wal-Mart manager: how much have we given to our community so far?
Wal-Mart charity rep: ¢ 0, sir.
Wal-Mart manager: Good. (that) Works.
thats about right
What? This is a WIN ;D
The cent-sign is on the wrong side.
That’s right. I don’t know when the ¢ sign started going on the left of the cents’ value, or when the $ sign started showing up on the right after the dollar value. (Ex: 4$). I see that all the time and to me that in itself is FAIL!!1!
This IS Wal-Mart. You expect the customers to notice?
More importantly, you expect the EMPLOYEES to notice?
Yeah, but lawful neutral works if it gets paid.
Cent placement FAIL! Man, you need to televise the contribution to your PBS station or make a telethon online.
*clangs cents into the coin can*
It’s a new store. The numbers are for last year. and they very well can’t show all the money greaseing the system. trust me it better to leave it blank.
Looks expensive.
true
the 0 and the c sign are two different shades. I think it may be photoshopped.
thats what i contributed!!!:)
walmart does much good and much bad.