Comments on: Matchbox Suggestion Fail

By: Andrew Ong

Andrew Ong — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 15:00:42 +0000

Total Matchbox Fail.
(Don’t Play With Fire, as we always say.)

By: Kristen

Kristen — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 02:12:39 +0000

Definitely a win =p

By: phoenix mattress

phoenix mattress — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 04:10:30 +0000

wow, who made this matchbox?

By: Robert

Robert — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 14:28:40 +0000

“Here kid, go play with these. Fire is FUN! The cover even says so.” I could barely stop laughing, thinking about the implications…

By: Stu

Stu — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 16:12:31 +0000

I think this matchbox may be referencing a drinking game:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matchbox_(drinking_game)

By: blarg

blarg — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 00:07:02 +0000

noooo epic win

By: Francisco

Francisco — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 05:29:36 +0000

Ballantine’s wants to torch some clubs & bars… using its own drinkers.

By: Francisco

Francisco — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 05:26:20 +0000

ol’ copypasta trolls are ol’

By: Hypnotic

Hypnotic — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 04:42:28 +0000

haha @ the running man xD

By: Conservative4Life

Conservative4Life — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 17:21:13 +0000

dont worry. I play them all the time to rank up the deficit

By: cernunnos68

cernunnos68 — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 21:05:55 +0000

Fight Fire With Fire

By: next

next — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 23:20:41 +0000

sales of this must be red hot

By: rhea

rhea — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 18:32:14 +0000

that’s what i was thinking

By: insurance

insurance — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 14:50:49 +0000

Thank you for sharing information,Indeed it will increase the exposure to the users. Great work

By: Gorgon Medusa

Gorgon Medusa — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 07:34:17 +0000

Burnin down the House!

By: Gorgon Medusa

Gorgon Medusa — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 07:32:57 +0000

Come on baby Light my Fire

By: Gorgon Medusa

Gorgon Medusa — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 07:32:26 +0000

We didn’t start the Fire

By: Gorgon Medusa

Gorgon Medusa — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 07:30:33 +0000

Yes, there’s an !m@ge on the matchbox cover, so it’s in moderation.

By: Gorgon Medusa

Gorgon Medusa — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 07:29:22 +0000

Hey!
Teacher!
Leave them kids alone!

By: Ploerp

Ploerp — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 06:51:47 +0000

This isn’t a funny comment…not even close…

By: SparcMan

SparcMan — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 06:17:29 +0000

That’s what I thought. Matches are for playing right?

By: Cdtte Col Timothy John, 2Lt of FAILton!

Cdtte Col Timothy John, 2Lt of FAILton! — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 05:40:16 +0000

Matchbox WIN!!!
Kids, don’t play with fire.
*rubs matches and flamed FailBLog*
Bob Saget, FailBlog got burned!!!

By: fuzz going to the dogs

fuzz going to the dogs — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 03:20:55 +0000

It’s either doubtless or indubitable.

By: Vollidiot

Vollidiot — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 03:00:40 +0000

Yeah, yeah. I suppose it was always burning since the world’s been turning?

By: Vollidiot

Vollidiot — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 02:55:53 +0000

Where’s Moderation? Sounds hot there!

By: Vollidiot

Vollidiot — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 02:53:28 +0000

In regards to this mess, are you sure???

By: Vollidiot

Vollidiot — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 02:51:08 +0000

Astma? Sounds like a wheeze! Is that anything like asthma?

By: The Letter J

The Letter J — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 00:49:50 +0000

How about air?

By: fuzz on the concept

fuzz on the concept — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 00:35:37 +0000

Are you the Keymaster?

By: The Letter J

The Letter J — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 00:30:38 +0000

We're all gonna die from swine flu. That's not funny.

By: a fail himself

a fail himself — Sun, 09 Aug 2009 22:09:09 +0000

Oh c’mon! This is a Failblog fail! It’s a good matchbox… (’cause it brings more fails… )))

By: InvisibleShadow

InvisibleShadow — Sun, 09 Aug 2009 21:51:20 +0000

Play in moderation eh? So you’re only allowed to burn down the garage and not the house?

By: Demented Dementor of Elm Street, proud owner of Astma

Demented Dementor of Elm Street, proud owner of Astma — Sun, 09 Aug 2009 20:54:54 +0000

dude?! astma guy here? I don’t wanna mutate or anything =(

By: MRN ♂

MRN ♂ — Sun, 09 Aug 2009 17:26:56 +0000

Irregardless, it’s true.

By: fuzz on the inconceivable concept

fuzz on the inconceivable concept — Sun, 09 Aug 2009 17:24:37 +0000

lol … and you expect me to believe this

By: MRN ♂

MRN ♂ — Sun, 09 Aug 2009 17:07:38 +0000

Wow, not much of a visual, is it? Still great to hear that song again – so much pain and anguish over a woman conveyed in that vocal.

By: fuzz on the concept

fuzz on the concept — Sun, 09 Aug 2009 16:59:15 +0000

awesome … clickie for MRN’s reference, around the 2:40 mark.

Go play with fermata’s!

By: Captain Obvious

Captain Obvious — Sun, 09 Aug 2009 16:54:13 +0000

Oh, fireworks safety videos. You will never let us down with your futility.

By: kamikaze14

kamikaze14 — Sun, 09 Aug 2009 16:49:48 +0000

Inflammable means the same thing as flammable.

By: kamikaze14

kamikaze14 — Sun, 09 Aug 2009 16:48:42 +0000

*Just* firecrackers?

By: MRN ♂

MRN ♂ — Sun, 09 Aug 2009 16:47:57 +0000

That would be very disin-jen-uous of her.

By: fuzz on the concept

fuzz on the concept — Sun, 09 Aug 2009 16:44:25 +0000

So long as she’s not using them new-fangled jen-etically modified wheat germs.

By: MRN ♂

MRN ♂ — Sun, 09 Aug 2009 16:43:34 +0000

…And Levi Stubbs of the Four Tops said (just after the greatest musical pause in the rock repertoire)…
“Bernadette!!! “

By: hazy on the concept

hazy on the concept — Sun, 09 Aug 2009 16:41:01 +0000

That’s right, All along the watchtower
Princes kept the view for him

(in their purple, um, reign)

By: MRN ♂

MRN ♂ — Sun, 09 Aug 2009 16:39:39 +0000

And yet, you never heard him fret about it.

By: MRN ♂

MRN ♂ — Sun, 09 Aug 2009 16:37:15 +0000

I think SNtJ knows a shortcut back to the bakery. If we take the path o’ Jen we’ll get there sooner.

By: Qwaz

Qwaz — Sun, 09 Aug 2009 16:32:56 +0000

Jimi’s vision was a bit hazy. He could hardly see the bridges to start with.

By: TMI Correction Service

TMI Correction Service — Sun, 09 Aug 2009 16:32:24 +0000

Oops, just checked it — that quote actually is attributed to “unknown.”

David Russell said something similar: “The hardest thing in life is to know which bridge to cross and which to burn.”

And the KKK’s David Duke, of course, said, “Let’s burn a cross.”

By: MRN ♂

MRN ♂ — Sun, 09 Aug 2009 16:31:39 +0000

Guitarist? I thought only Jimi Hendrix burned those bridges.

By: jam

jam — Sun, 09 Aug 2009 16:20:18 +0000

Oh yes, a muffin sounds good. You’re a good spore’t.