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first?
Fail?
And I thought the stork brings the babys.
They do…
somewhere in Asia near the equator
No part of asia is near the equator – the whole continent is north of it – get a map
oh right! south east asia is not near the equator, excellent geographical knowledge!. either that or SE asia is not part of asia…
And Santa comes down the chimney using his magic “happy dust,” and the Easter Bunny comes every year to celebrate Jesus’ death and resurrection.
Hope you’re not saying Jesus’ death and such was fictional.
On an unrelated note, does the driver have one leg?
Naw, if you look closely you can see a stub of toe on the other side there.
Maybe just one leg and one toe?
That piece of clothing in the front contains another baby.
Holy Guacamole, a toe-baby-leg mutant! Now I’ve seen everything.
xD aww man what a twat.
Driver?
co-pilot?
Backseat Driver?
Blarg?
Photoshop fail. Though I’m actually torn between calling the child seat a win or a fail.
lol family guy
Sorry, had to do it.
Yes on one, no on two.
Every once in a while I have to repost this link to remind people how idiotic it is to post “first”. (Caution: strong language, but a hilarious must-see spoof when you get a chance.)
www(dot)collegehumor(dot)com/video:1771556
The internet is serious business:
ht tp://encyclopediadramatica.com/Serious_Business
I hate it too when people write “first”, but i just couldn’t resist.
AND IT FELT GREAT TO SEE I WAS FIRST !!!
there.
So if you hate other people writing “first”, then what’s the difference between them writing it and you writing it?
Because I never had the opportunity to be first before. I didn’t have the time to think, things happened so fast. I was like possessed.
I think you’re just very frustrated that you could never be “first”.
(btw, I’m being ironic here…)
peace <3
special delivery
you mean there are other purposes for this front childseat?
Maybe she just bought it at the market?
If this little baby went to market,
and this other little baby stayed home,
then do not buy a pig in a poke,
or, you know, you’ll pay.
:[
Why so serious?
All it takes, is a little push.
Oh, and I suppose you think this is a tour de farce.
Thursday’s child.
And it doesn’t look anywhere like E.T.
Scratch that, it does.
I always act a fool oww, oww,
ain’t nothing new now, now
”She crazy”, I know what you thinking
oh yeah, a dream come true :’)
Welcome to China, and enjoy your stay.
If you think about it, this isn’t much different from our putting children into the shopping cart.
Where am I?
Who are you?
What have you done?
How have I done it?
Why do you ask?
Where can I find it out?
When do you want to know?
Why can’t it be right now?
How many times do I have to tell you?
When did you tell me the first time?
By what means do we decide this has gone on long enough?
Why, when the Fat Lady sings, of course.
OK, so here it is…
www(dot)metacafe(dot)com/watch/yt-gb7nwoQVkQE/the_fat_lady_is_singing/
Just a note MRN, I like the way Fuzz posts links better. He/She posts the whole link then just puts a space between ht and tp. It’s a bit easier. Just thought it might be helpful.
And you can also embed the video’s code into your reply to play it right on the FailBlog.
Good thought on the space instead. If I went back and entered my own links I would have seen that it is a bit tedious.
I don’t embed vids on principle.
I know embedded videos sometimes unnecessarily extend the length of the page, but if it is a short video, and there aren’t many others posting videos, I’ll go ahead and do it.
I love to embed videos but I usually wait till evening and post them at the bottom of the page. Oh yeah and I try to keep it under some secret limit – like 2 a day or something.
Except for the speeding cars and crazy drivers.
Wait, that could be hundreds of places.
(Btw, good daddy, we were spelling “SRV” wrong the other day:
it’s Vaughan. Thought you’d want to know, to be safe.)
Thanks for the correction…usually just refer to him as Stevie Ray.
It’s not even China. Common sense would make you look at the text in the background. Fail.
It must be an English speaking country. Right there, in plain sight, it says, “CHILD SEAT FAIL”
Actually that’s Vietnam.
That makes it a Nguyễn-Nguyễn situation.
That’s no Lai!
Thats not China. Note the lack of characters on all the signs. Fail.
Probably some country around that area though.
Asia?
its not china.
not so not obvious
Naughty naughty.
The term china can be applied to any crockery.
Okay, I’m confused. You win.
It’s Vietnam…
thats not a fail thats a win
Check the No-Fail-Just-Win trolls down.
It’s a fail because the bicycle is broken; just look at the offspring.
It’s very well spoken.
Blast it DW! Look at my 5:42 comment below. comment-556669
Heeeeeeeeeeeee…!
Great minds and all that.
What do great minds have to do with this?
*headstands*
¡ɹǝʇʇǝq s,ʇɐɥʇ
Great minds copy and paste alike.
Why are you rounding on Dragon…you not wheelwright?
Not rounding. Jest fell flat.
Do you need a punile pump?
No, I just won’t tread so heavily.
Questions:
Is someone who really likes bicycling a pedalphile?
Is a news highlight of the Tour d’France a bicycle clip?
Does Lance Armstrong send chain letters?
*gears up for new pun-run*
Hopefully, no one will derailleur this one.
Is that a new shift you’re wearing today?
She’s been very fashion-forward lately.
*pretends to twirl handlebar mustache*
*pulls up on bicycle*
*waggles eyebrows*
*does Paul Newman impersonation*
♫ Raindrops keep fallin’ on my head…♫
Is a mutt on sale at the pound a good buy cur?
If you can get it licensed.
He’s part Aussie ridgeback, part Alpine switchback, part Arctic snowpack, and part Audi playback.
But not sure about a license — doesn’t drive worth a damn.
He looks bored. She should give him a green matchbox to play with.
…and a tissue and a Chinese beer.
Oh, he seems plenty occupied with his hand in his mouth.
QT would like to replace that hand with a breakfast burrito/ eggroll.
What were those anyway?
Choking hazards.
*snork*
did she motherf*cking die?
Isn’t this a basket win?
Going back to the stork and baby delivery theme, I’d say this is a Basket MidWife win.
This is not a bin win.
no, its been ladened
What is the ground speed of a laden Vietnamese stork?
Well I don’t know that!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Is it a has bin?
MRN…! I’m telling Arthur! :p
Yea, Audi him!
Oh! It’s a basket case.
Damn!
There’s my joke already told.
Looks kinda like a child seat pail to me.
This isn’t a fail. The kid’s fine.
Look closer, the baby isnt wearing a helmet.
Neither is the person riding the bike, but atleast theres some head protection being used.
Actually, this woman is a cannibal, and its a to go order win.
{A] Hey, it’s China!
/B= You see, they gets to have only 1 baby there.
C() Mommy just had a boy baby! Daddy is elated!
#D> So now the superfluous Female Child is being carted off the orphanage where a well meaning desperate do-gooder American Childless Couple will come and stimulate the local economy by paying (bribing) government officials $40,000.00 + to be able to take home a used & confused child that will eventually have issues about growing up in looking oriental in a White Upper Middle Class Suburbia, blah, blah, blah……
note: Pls take the superfluous “in” and email it to China for me. OK? Thx!
Your alphabet is sad. I am glad you didn’t make it to ‘z’.
“Used and confused”? Wow. You just made me sad. For you.
some adopted children have been be USED
and the poor 1 yr old kid will be confused as hell!
*sigh*
I pity you.
Huh?
And others, like my little sister, have happy childhoods.
Exactly. *squeeze*
*is kind of tired of all the child seat/ parenting fails* sigh…
That’s silly! The rest of the world should be just like America, with everyone driving around in their own car.
And if they can’t afford gas, let alone a car, because they’re too busy making our shoes for ten cents an hour? Well, it’s their own fault for being poor. Poverty is funny and proves they fail.
Most animals make better people than humans – unless they’re hyenas, at least they don’t laugh at their prey as they eat it.
…And now we wait for people who thought you were serious.
If someone makes it past the last sentence and doesn’t realize that the rest is a scathing satire, I pity them.
If they don’t get it, but are also poor, do you still pity them?
Why would non-American places work for 10 ‘cents‘ an hour? There are other currencies too
amen. don’t get why people find others in dire poverty doing the best they can with what they have an amusing ‘fail’. sensitivity and compassion fail.
same.
Different spokes for different folks.
Well, damn. You already did a spoke pun!
…Don’t worry, I’m just yanking your chain.
Well, yeah, what’s with the pun recycling?
Of course he did. He is very well spoken.
There is a spare sprog in the basket in case the chain drive needs repairing.
I’m shoving a spike in the wheel of this pun run, just to say Howdy! Had a great day with Andy up at Family Day at the Club. Food, beverages, 4 wheeler riding, great day. Damn hot though, but we had the AC running in the camper, so we had somewhere to escape to. Heading to beddy-bye soon. Everyone have a great day?
Lovely to have you stop by, Judy-licious. I had a pleasant day inside and out of the heat.
*squeeze!*
Glad you had such a great time, Judy-sweets!
*joins the squeeze*
*return-squeezes*
*collects cheery juice*
Now that we’re off topic: DW, I spent a very enjoyable night reading The Penny Prophecy. I couldn’t help but notice a lot of squeezes.
It is good book, isn’t it? I rather liked it too!
Aw…
*shuffles feet*
Tanks, guys.
Wait till you read the next one. It is about a beau-t-ful can of yams – no sweet potatoes. Well that is what the story is about.
b-u-t-ful – I can’t even crack a joke at myself correctly tonight
Just relax, and you will see.
Woohoo!!!
Hee! That makes me happy, tooooooo!
A writer is absolutely nothing without readers.
*many squeezes*
At least she didn’t go old testament with the basket and send it down a river with the baby.
It kind of looks like the baby is stuffed in there.
*chirp chirp*
Man, it sure gets lonely during weekends.
Surely you jest! This is the Internet, no one could ever be so dense as to misunderstand a Modest Proposal as being serious. People couldn’t possibly be so jaded to idiocy repeated with a straight face that they would…
You might want to get out of lightning-bolt blast radius before I continue. ^_~
You obviously have hanging out in the “good” neighborhoods on the internet.
^ *not been* ?
Maybe a little of both? Doesn’t matter which side they’re on – the more any given forum becomes a “gated community,” the fruitier they get as they keep amplifying on each other.
(Looking back, the last bit might have been a slight Freudian slip. But considering the synonyms I found when I tried to find an alternate word, amplify might be the safest choice.)
What? Oh arimareiji I love you sooooooo much! Here have a muffin.
You always wear the best fruedian slips.
It’s the doldrums. With a tendency to drive surfers insane.
… and send horses completely overboard.
…out of their bridles….
Did he die?
I like the hood shes in
Im sure there are a thousand just like it at any thrift store.
Baby looks fine to me
yes he looks happy to be in box
Does anyone recognize the language? Lao? Thai? Vietnamese? West Virginian?
Canadian?
Culturally insensitive much…
Word order strange very…
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!!
Happy birthday to you!
Sorry there’s no cake, but I have a cookie if you want it?
Yes please!
Hands xCainex a cookie with a candle in it.
I’d sing you happy birthday, but I suck at singing, so I won’t put you through that!
Awww:(
So, are you doing anything special for your B-day? Did you get any good pressies?
No nothing special at all.
And I got and I got a new Netbook with a 3g internet embedded.
BRB I gots to go eats some cake
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Where’s the pinata?
Over there ———–>
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NOOOO FAILBLOG KILLED IT. HOW DARE YOU FAILBLOG. I TRUSTED YOU!!!!
That pinata has REALLY big lips and a really big…um…
Nevermind.
Failblog killed it
Tether region?
ILL TRY AGAIN
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Why does Failblog hate my ASCII art?
:’(
Hang on there, no need to yell. Breathe.
*Pulls out defibrillators*
I THINK I GOT IT
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I HATE YOU FAILBLOG I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU
:@ :@ :@ :@ AND ON MY BIRTHDAY TOO?!?!?! YOU KILLED MY PINATA YOU EVIL SON OF A B****
*facepalm*
STAY. CALM.
You’re looking a little blue there.
No, don’t cry, he…here’s a great big chocolate cake!
What? Did I say something wrong?
Try it in a fresh thread.
I gave up with that last one…
I’m sorry for getting angry at Failblog
♫ It’s my party, and I’ll cry if I want to
Cry if I want to, cry if I want to
You would cry too if it happened to you. ♫
*Music note thingy*
Nobody knows where my Johnny has gone
But Judy left the same time
Why was he holding her hand
When he’s supposed to be mine *Music note thingy*
X – I had nothing to do with that.
And, fyi – I wasn’t even at that party. So, cry if you want to.
Huh?
Arrgghh!
*facepalm*
Hey, I did that, too!
*squeeze*
I know the feeling Judy. I know the feeling.
*pat, pat*
Aw, we’re a symphony of sympathy.
I’m sorry. I’m being stupid today.
I gotta run. The boss is wondering why no work is getting done. Don’t overdo it with the cake!
See ya
Turn him on to Failblog. That’ll get him off of your back for hours.
He might get suspicious when he starts getting replies to his comments from Mr. Invisible.
Invisible will need to stay out of sight.
I’m sorry Fuzzy Coyote, I afraid cannot allow that.
Slides in an
‘m
Before FC notices
*shifty eyes*
Uhhhh I think I overdid it on the cake
*puke*
*lets m faux pas pass, then jumps on missing I*
Wait… What?
Oh, and I think we need the freshly washed and wrung out Shamwow to clean this puke (I WRUNG IT OUT THIS MORNING WITH NO GLOVES ON. I FEEL DIRTY!!!)
Remember, when you wash your Shamwow, do not use fabric softener.
Wow, you’re so excited that you’re repeating yourself!
Is a netbook like a laptop PC, or i am i confusing that with something else?
Its like a mini laptop. (yay ice cream cake)
Mini laptop with ice cream cake? Sounds a little tough to cut, unless you let the ice cream melt and soak into the laptop…
Fail! No playing cards attached to the wheel forks to go duggaduggaduggaduggadugga as you ride along.
That’s inexcusable. There are plenty of defective six of spades cards to use.
I’m sure that she could cut a deal.
BTW Moomins time 2:32. Ajas time 3:23. Nice numeral symmetry there.
Why is this a fail? He probably likes it.
If nothing else, he’s got a great view of what’s going on.
so……..did he die?
Sadly, yes
He was hit by a car that then crashed into a garage.
Wish I could ride a bike with only 1 leg.
All of my bikes have had no legs, just two wheels.
WTF?! Weird.
Yah, I stole your kickstand, coyote. Sorry about that.
Wish I could ride a bike like 1 Armstrong.
Just remove one of your testicles.
…with a radio in the bathtub? Cuz mine did. Just sayin’…
That’s a rather uniquecyclist desire.
Take a look at this classic:
How did I do that?
classic white? NICE!!!
Do you see the Youtube screen? It appeared when I put in the link. I wasn’t expecting the screen. If it is invisible to you I wouldn’t be surprised. I have no idea how these things work.
It took a minute and then popped up. I have never seen that before!
*I hate this fail by the way, it makes me angry*
Close your eyes, slow your breathing and go to your happy place. Few really look at the fail anyway.
*speaks through clinched teeth*
You wouldn’t like me when I am angry.
*Pants explode*
That clinches it.
*squeeeze*
Careful there. When your pants explode you run the risk of getting your knickers in a twist.
But, we will get to see her yams.
I will turn green, and someone else will turn green with envy.
Well jenny the mother of necessity is the mother of all invention.
I am guessing third world country.
Yes as a father of four I can look at this from the four directions.
Really four directions? I challenge you to that.
This is not a very exciting challenge.
Are you kidding? I’ve been on the edge of my seat since 5:53.
with a Dudley do right
Snidley Whiplash will have some doubts on that…
Speed bump incoming.
Too late. It’s already here!
Damn! Spilled my beer!
Car…
Car…Car…
CAAAAAAAAARRGHHH!!!!!!
Hello is anybody home?
No.
Nope. No one at all.
*Looks at desert ground cracks*
*Is hungry*
Not even me.
I see what I did there. >.<
There’s always me…
I’m always here…
*gives CO a Sidekick Sally Doll to keep him company*
Now get a room
*Googles frustratingly*
*Comes up with no results*
*Pulls Anime character “disappointed” face*
Can I have a beer instead?
What really? I thought I made her up.
Sorry. No Beer. It’s Sunday.
Can I have some red wi-I mean…Jesus’ blood instead then? Yeah. that’s what I said.
*wink, wink*
Blaaarrghh!
That’s what I said.
Ok you can have this one – she sounds nice, except the missing arm.
Sorry, I’m not into that kind of thing.
*Uses muffin as decoy*
*Backs…away…slowly…*
oohhh muffin.
*Makes a break for it*
FRREEEEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOMMM!!!!
Wait…crap
There’s no one here but me anymore.
*Here’s distant cough*
*Is still hungry*
Blaaaargh!
Hears not Here’s
What?
He said HEARS not HERE’S.
That’s whathe said.
* inserts a sweet nothing into what ^ he said *
What about ass-burgers?
6 hours till relief.
That’s a long time to cross your legs.
You’re telling me.
Okay, I’m back from my 5-minute mariju-I mean…trip to the green house. Yeah. Let’s go with that.
anyone else notice one leg??
This is a joke. Right?
*Reads comment*
*Re-reads comment*
You can’t just post without reading the other comments.
*Gives Wow a brochure, pats him on head, turns him around, and sends him on his merry way*
Looks comfortable.
For the little guy, yeah, it’s probably not too bad. But have you seen how the seat is positioned right over the back wheel? She is going to be majorly screwed if she hits a pot-hole.
She’s gonna have to get another basket when the baby outgrows its bike-seat.
ahem *cough*whatmakesyouthinkthatsashe*cough*
Gosh, this is how people ride their bikes with children… Why, if in the Philippines have poor people with no cars but bikes, I think it is possibly useful…
That poor child is a basket-case.
x_X
For those who are wondering which country this is, it’s Vietnam
A child seat on a bike is always a fail, even if it’s a real child seat…
has no1 noticed when he was editing he edited out a leg.
Jan Mark
OTEN
This isn’t china,
its vietnam.
They’re poor, I wouldn’t blame the mother for putting her child there.
so meh at this.
It’s not a childseat, it’s an heirbag. She’s from Palestine…
We all know they’re poor, but, do they really have to advertise it that much?
there’s no fail here
Now that’s just sad xD
It’s Viet Nam. It’s very normal. If you planning on going to Vietnam, you will see them like that everyday!
That’s in Vietnam you dumb asses
its like that everyday
I see that all the time
sheesh
Việt Nam Muôn Năm looooooool
comfy and inexpensive.