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./ Shoves benis in her mouth after reading sign.
Du-dum!
^^ dumb and ^ du-dumber
Dumb – Dumber – hasey on the concept
./ Then proceeds to shoving benis in “hasey on the concept’s” mouth.
Dumb and du-dumber and PEW PEW PEW!!!!
lol … I can find nothing there but my own superlatives.
hehe I find nothing but a delicious benis and PEW PEW PEWs!!!!
υπερπάθετικός
Smile like a donut.
Is that Russian?
It´s Greek meaning superpathetic
She sure loves her some benis.
“Life’s just a merry-go-round. Come on up.”
~ Mae West
“That wasn’t chicken.”
~A brilliant, unknown person
I work for QuikTrip and I don’t think it is legal to have this picture on the website. We are not to allow anyone to take pictures inside or outside of our stores. Nontheless, when I first saw this my store I thought it was quite odd.
You’ll get no oral argument from me.
There will be much anal noise later though.
objection! your HONOR!!
Too late. The objection has passed. Phew!
*lights match*
Out, out, of legal briefs — be heard no more:
It is a tale told by a tail, full of sound and aroma,
Signifying indiscretion.
Fuzz on the haiku?
Some people will (dil)do anything just for some attention… hee.
Hi there, people!
Mmmmm…..egg rolls.
Mmmmmm Taquitos
Mmmmm… breakfast burritos.
Mmmmm… bocca burgers.
mmmm benis..
When life gets you down you just have to turn that b upside down.
then you’d have a qenis….
For the love of god why?
You know much that is hidden O Tim.
Quite.
it has nasty, big, pointy teeth!
the most Holy Grrrrail
Some call me Tim, but you may call me… Tim.
lol
:O
*bear hugs the stuffing out of Jenny again*
Haven’t I seen you round before?
; )
Not like this.
AND IT JUST SLIDES RIGHT IN.
Well, it’s true…
Circular reasoning.
I see you’ve come full circle.
“…may we cram
Within this [...] O the very casques
That did affright the air at Agincourt?”
O for my Muse of fire, that would ascend
The brightest heaven of our invention.
Thats’ odd, I’ve always thought that the mouth was square ….
I’m sure we can fixate that.
I thought our mouths were semi-circles.
Like this:
Worst pick up line ever!
If things go well I might be showing her my O-face. “Oh… Oh… Oh!” You know what I’m talkin’ about. “Oh!”
You mean the ♪I’ve given up, on this love getting
strongerhungrier, /Can I come round here some more♪ face?PC Load Letter? What the f*ck does that mean?
(hehe, I say that every time my printer does something weird)
Hey, fluf. How’s your Saturday going?
Hey Judy! *squeeze*
Just thought I’d sneak that in there.
Hey Avis!
*squeeze back*
How’s your Saturday?
Not too bad. Yesterday’s crisis has been down graded to a minor headache. I’m at my folks place now, braving the cats so they get SOME attention. One of them won’t stop “talking” at me.
Sorry, I was camping yesterday evening, and missed what crisis you were having. Glad everything seems better, but I thought you were allergic to cats????
I am. My folks are in Finland. The cats need food and attention. I don’t think my folks know how allergic to the furballs I am.
Maybe you should put a coat of vaseline on before you go over so that your skin is protected, and take an antihistamine if your doctor says it’s ok.
If I coated with vaseline I’d come home covered in cat hair! I have some antihistamine somewhere, but I always forget it. Or I think I won’t be there that long. I also seem to forget that when the cats are alone for as long as they are, they both become incredibly needy when I’m here. I get why, and I feel bad for them. I can’t stay here overnight to give them the attention they deserve.
I surely hope your crisis had nothing to do with the gang symbol outside your building. I’ve worried about you ever since you posted that.
Oh! No, it’s more of a the paycheck hasn’t arrived, the bills need to go out, but I didn’t know which bills were more important (this is all my step-fathers domain, and HIS paycheck) kind of thing. And they’re not in the country so calling them is difficult. Time differences. Faulty country code info left for me. I didn’t know if the absent check was going to effect their trip, or my electricity, stuff like that.
Gah. Munny problems are the worst headaches. Glad to hear things are a tad calmer today.
*squeezes failfriends*
Howdy folks! Would you like a round object to nom?
Only if it’s a cookie. Or a doughnut. A doughnut would work.
A cupcake would make me happy. One of those snowball ones.
I would eat almost anything sweet right now. There is nothing in the house and there are more kids here than car seats.
*damn, it sucks being responsible*
My Saturday has absolutely no connection with being responsible whatsoever.
*sneaks Jenny a Hershey bar*
Don’t let the kids see!
Responsibility, huh? What’s that like?
I’ve heard rumors about this thing called “responsibility”. It sounds scary.
I’m certainly not enjoying it right now.
Hmmm…it depends on what you’re expecting me to respond to…
*POUNCE!!*
*responsibility to this particular stimuli is VERY high!*
Those are yummy!
Hi, everyone!
*squeezes all around to FB buddies*
Hi Q-tie
Hi, Fuzz…
I thought my mouth was round to suck on lollipops…guess I was wrong…
*bear hugs SuzieQ*
Anybody else incredibly bored?
after that little lol-pop bon bon mot from ooh-la-la
little lolita Suzie?
ah, no, I’m rather entertained, actually
I’m occupying myself by learning the lyrics to Tenacious D songs.
yo, yo, Qwaz — I hear tell Li’l Wayne’s lyrics so sweet, they make you wanna lick the rapper.
*Falls on face*
I hear he doesn’t bathe.
he dirty, alright
i have an “egg roll”
Like donut balls?
If things don’t go well I will be showing him my No face. “No…No…No” you know what I am talkin’ about “No!”
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But…but, but, but…….I thought you loved me?
Smile like a donut!
Is this good?
( ( ) )
I’m uncertain on what i should write in this comment.
Your fingers don’t feel write for a reason?
I guess your *drawling* blanks instead of *typing* thoughts and comments.
buba® collects pipes.
PVC?
How many can you fit in your mouth at one time?
Unnnngggh ooooghgh!
PINGAS!
FIRSTYS!!!
I send this to my friend, I think she might be mad now… She just said “WOW” and signed off of AIM
opps *sent
Oh yes, EPIC QT WIN!
Depends somewhat on your botox intake.
Love fail pic`s generally, I`ve been looking forward to a new one all afternoon, (sad but true) and it`s not even a fail, just inuendoesque
hi
Hello.
Just wondering who’s on today.
How are you, samr?
………………………………………
Creamboy agrees and approves
Lovely.
Innuendo win
I see a desert wasteland, with a brave blue soul stuck in the middle.
Judy! Come towards the oasis! Chez, maybe you can throw her a lifeline.
Saturdays are slow here apparently.
Nice to see you! Did you straighten out all the confusion? I hope you aren’t a mess of hives right now?
Itchy, but no hives. And yes, my folks called me from Finland and told me not to worry, but to mail off a few of the bills. Specific ones. And one invoice. It was nice to hear from them, I don’t usually go so long without talking to at least one of them.
Wait a minute. Parents in Finland… empty house…
KEGGER AT AVIS’ FOLKS’ PLACE!!!
*invites 300 closest friends*
*hires kick-ass rock band*
Empty condo in seriously uptight building. With fantastic security.
What was that now?
Just let them know we’re coming, sweetie! See ya in a few!
*snork* You want to come to a party in gangland?
When I first lived in Seattle (out of college), I lived in an apartment on a street corner with lots of gang activity. I would not-infrequently hear gunfire at night. I once heard gunshots, followed by a police bullhorn telling people to disperse, and a bunch of shouting.
Also, my apartment was a groundfloor unit with a back door for handicapped access. The former resident dealt drugs out of the back door, which opened directly into the bedroom. I got some seriously scary people pounding on my bedroom door at all hours of the night. My nextdoor neighbor had been robbed twice, and so he decided to arm himself to the teeth. He had AK-47′s, several rifles and shotguns… he had an arsenal that would be sufficient to arm a small country. I was afraid to knock on his door, cause he would always grab a weapon before answering.
So believe me, I know what it’s like to live in a bad neighborhood.
Eeeep!
I moved out of my first apartment here because a) it was two doors down from a crackhouse and b) of the bullet holes in the siding on the side of the house.
Bullet holes do give one pause, don’t they?
Yup. And had I gone outside to get the mail right then, I’d have some bullet holes in ME, too.
I…don’t even want to think about that.
Gave me nightmares for weeks. The place I live now is MUCH better!
*smooch*
*is extremely grateful Dragon didn’t get the mail right then!*
Well, the most dangerous thing most of us will ever do in our lifetimes is drive to work. Statistically speaking. Yet driving doesn’t scare most people at all. Instead we worry about shark bites or serial killers. Or flying, the safest mode of transportation on the planet (safer even than walking).
I didn’t mean to trivialize your concerns there, I would be concerned too. Just on observation on human psychology. We’re an irrational species!
Fear is about losing control.
I don’t like statistics because chances are you are likely to be a part of any one of those situations. After that you just become a number in a “stats for the year” Ie Number of people killed in a car accident this year. (The oxymoron is not lost on me, I did use chances yes…)
I was a security guard for Rainier bank once. Graveyard shift. Patrolled three buildings in the downtown Seattle area and walked from one to another. About 3 am I passed a drug store and came across a pool of dried blood in the entrance. Bloody footprints leading away.
This gives one pause too. Thoughts wander into ones mind. Thoughts such as WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING HERE AND MAKING MINIMUM WAGE!
Coyote, is there a price point that you would do that job for?
hi..just wandering around and i seem to notice the dangerous stuffs in the city you were all talking about. well, from where i was, bullet holes are just as normal as a window on a house. bomb exploding every hour which you can hear near or from a distance. whew..nice salary though..it’s just another day in Karbala, Iraq..
Wait, they didn’t happen while the place was in your possession did they?
…In local news: Neighborhood vandals *FOOOM*’ed. Details @ 11.
I used to live in Austin, TX. So believe me, I know what it’s like to live in bat neighborhood.
.
(click for pic)
Congress st bridge. Been there several times, largest urban bat colony in the world.
That’s the thing. I don’t live in a bad neighborhood. I grew up in a bad neighborhood. But this? OPRAH lives one street over!!!! This is NOT a bad neighborhood! That’s why it disturbs me to have gang tags here. It makes me feel like I can’t go where I want, when I want. And I hate that.
Tags never bothered me, they used to be everywhere in Seattle. They are unsightly, of course. I’d just go about my business, and nobody ever bothered me. But I did avoid the heart of the bad neighborhoods at night.
Thankfully, most of Seattle (including most all of downtown) is very safe.
Boston has terrible neighborhoods to the south, but the city core is extremely safe also.
I don’t know if I’d go so far as to say terrible… I assume you’re referring to Dorchester & Roxbury? Spent a fair bit of time bicycling down Blue Hill Ave. without incident. I used to live on the edge of Roxbury, Mission Hill to be exact- worst thing that happened to me there was having beer bottles thrown from the roof of the projects- they were drunk so their aim was bad, I didn’t even need to dodge.
*snork* I lived in Rubidoux, CA. That place is really nice. It’s like a mix between Compton and Tijuana. Fun times.
*squeeze*
Guess I have been sheltered all my life. You all live on the edge. I lived in 2 neighbo(u)rhoods. Thornhill full of rich Asian and Jewish business owners. Never understood how one part of the subdivision was comprised of mid class and the rest were all affluent people. Then now in Vaughan, too young and small to be much of anything.
I’m from a completely different area. I grew up out in the boonies. I’ve had a few situations where I was likely to get shot, but not by gangs. Farmers, shotguns, and you being on their property when they don’t want you to be is a bad combination. I’ve had guns pulled on me for being in the wrong yard at night several times.
Who’s bringing the… “refreshments”?
The “friends”?
On my way! Did I hear party at Avis’ place?
I find you people comical.
Thank you~!
Our heads are conical for a reason.
I just thought it was me.
*offers Qwaz a
duncewizard’s cap*Hey! I don’t ‘pershiate you takin mah things without my permishun. Although it does look stylish on that young feller.
*Laughs that wierd laugh he does*
Fooled you once — so shame on, shame on me, Mr. President.
It’s obvious you can’t be any more fool again.
I find you refreshing from the usual comments about us all. Thank you sir/ma’am.
Ew. I feel so dirty having posted that!
I need to take a shower now. And gargle. Yuk.
*washes out mouth with soap*
…Why the hell did you even DO that??
Good question. Poor attempt at satire. Where’s the DEL button??!
*Notices bubbles and foam oozing from brew’s mouth*
Great now he has rabies.
AHHHH RABIES.
*Runs out of the room*
“AHHHH RABIES.”
Were you reminiscing with accidental caps?
Ahhhh, Rabies. Those were the days.
*Comes back into the room*
Well I was more of yelling at the realization of what I just said. You know how on tv when someone sees a ghost. Then they are like, ghost…. GHOST!!!! AHHH. Then they run.
I was going to invite Tenacious DQwaz to enjoy his CAPSLOCKJAW … but apparently that’s tetanus … so have some ice cream instead.
I thought that it was hilarious.
Are you Methuselah’s dad?
did the eggroll died?
I don’t know…..hmmm.
Does anyone have and idea?
Well, your mouth is round for a reason…
Yup! My idea is to have browned stew meat, gravy, noodles and corn on the cob for dinner.
That sounds delicious can I have some?
Dig in!
Yay!
Thnx, this is delicious.
Mmm… Tonight seems more like a ravioli night to me.
*sheepishly* Pizza rolls. What? I’m craving them AND feeling lazy tonight!
So go for it. Nothing wrong with craving some pizza rolls.
I agree. Just do it.
Pizza rolls? All of those great recipes and you’re eating PIZZA ROLLS! I’m disillusioned.
This is why I’m sheepish about it.
All those great recipes require LOTS of effort and frankly, I’m not up to it tonight. Those recipes also require ingredients that are not in the house and the convenient store is, well, convenient! It’s also hotter than hell outside right now and feels like solid water. It’s hot. It’s humid. And I don’t want to cook.
It’s not the heat it’s the humidity!
*Runs for cover from Brewski’s rage*
It’s both. And Chicago is not exactly known for either.
I thought that it was the humility. *bows head*
It’s 62 outside and 66 inside here. I’m wearing a sweater and need to cook to stay warm.
A week ago last Wednesday it reached 106! I have an Easter Bunny of the hollow chocolate variety. About 18 inches tall. It collapsed under its own wait. Now I have a solid chocolate blob.
But… it’s still chocolate, right? *trying to find a bright side*
Still suitable for chopping up, melting down and pouring over ice cream.
*droooooooooooooooooooooool…*
Somehow I knew that one would bring you out.
That reminds me… I still have ice cream making supplies. Some. Hmmmm…. what kind should I make?
*pssst!*
Ice cream.
*perk!*
If you plan to pour melted bunny on it, french vanilla is the only way to go. Of course that requires a bit of cooking.
If I make any It’ll just likely be vanilla (sadly with extract), and maybe some added strawberries. If the strawberries are still any good. No cooking necessary, but lots of clean up. Meh.
I’m still feeling lazy. Maybe tomorrow.
Tomorrow will be an ice cream Sunday?
I recommend Br’er’s ice cream.
Quite possibly! We’ll see. I’ll be sure to bring some here if I do.
That’s one of the many *perk!*s of being your friend!
Uncle Remus humor Admiral?
I collapsed under its own and waited for what? Sorry just weighing in on the situation.
It* collapsed, sigh.
You couldn’t weight to say that could you?
It was bogging me down.
Let’s not get saucy now.
We’ve already gone pasta that line.
You just aren’t speaking her linguini tonight.
You were using the old noodle when you came up with that joke.
Yuck!
eww!
Pfft. That’s still AWESOME.
Why? Because QuikTrip rules. Another reason?
99% of all QT’s are safe because they have a cop in there and are pretty crowded during the day anyway. (BTW, I pulled that number out of my butt…but you get the idea!)
They still get the occasional jackass robber or beer snatcher but it’s still a great place.
No, I don’t work there, and yes, I’m having a mangasm as I type this.
82% of all facts are made up on the spot, everyone knows that.
Was that a Dilbert thing?
Simpsons.
Interesting.
Envisioned Mr Burns there. HA ha. (nelson voice used)
You know it!
When I was in college in Kansas City, the QT down the street from the dorms would sell booze to virtually anyone who walked in. They were even less likely to card you if you were paint spattered or charcoal smeared. That college was an art school. I think they knew who made up the bulk of their business.
I go to that art school and I’m always there! I’m gonna have to check if they have that sign up.
Does the school still have a problem keeping a president?
Is there a president precedent problem?
Something like that. The school just couldn’t seem to keep one while I was there.
I can’t believe I needed to refresh!
They had the same president for at least four years. No one really likes her though.
Perhaps presently and presciently as well.
Perchance the probable and purported purpose is perplexing.
Perhaps the purview of power perceived to have been purveyed was purloined by impertinent personnel.
Pffft! Poppyc0ck. But please permit me to…
*POUNCE!*
*POWWOWS*
That was very perspicacious of you. Such persuasive palaver!
*parlays-vous*
That certainly presents a presidential predicament.
*Waves to the weekenders*
Peeps to play! Woohoo!
wow, I do work there, and you got it all exactly right. maybe you should work there. pays well.
What’s fail about it?
Oh, dear, another one who doesn’t have a dirty enough mind.
*Is jealous of Dragonstar’s innocence*
If anyone cares, today I found in someone’s house a bunch of “Shank” brand thumbtacks, and it reminded me of this fail. I didn’t get a picture though.
You “…found in someone’s house…”? Interesting hobby.
Err…Let me restate that: found in my friend’s house.
Wow, it really does get quiet around here weekend nights!
Oh, Hey! a fellow Wastelander!
*watches tumbleweed tumble by*
*here’s whirling of wind*
*distant cough*
*far off chair shuffle*
Anybody?
*crickets chirping*
Hope it’s because everyone’s out enjoying their weekend.
Well, I’m back from work ‘early’ tonight. Talk to me, whilst I try to catch up on whatever I missed.
Well, today, I narrowly avoided accusations as a stalker, and me, Emp, Qwaz, and Scott are hanging out in a post-nuclear war wasteland. You’re free to join if you like, I brought picnic supplies.
This is early?
Wait, you work in a restaurant, yes?
Yep – did an unusual midshift today, so I was not there at the very beginning and did not have to stay ’till the bitter end (2 am on a Saturday!)
*is incredibly glad not to work in a restaurant anymore*
I gave my pound of flesh. Unfortunately, it came back.
I don’t think being a carhop at an A&W in high school really counts as “working in a restaurant”…so I’mma just gonna shut up.
It counts in MY book!
So, how tall were you in skates?
Plllbbbbbbbbbbt!
:p~~
Drat! We don’t have that angel anymore!
It does count so long as you had to deal with customers and knew what it was to leave work then next morning.
I purposefully stayed in today/tonight. It’s too icky out to generate much enthusiasm for being outside, for any length of time.
Helped out friends today by watching their 6 year old and 9 month old. I’m pretty beat, but wanted to unwind online before going to sleep. I have much respect for the parents who do that 24/7.
*pins a medal on Great Scott*
Isn’t it nice when you get to do something like that for friends? I’m sure it was MUCH appreciated.
*buffs medal with sleeve*
Oh, it was very appreciated. I’ll admit, as much as they wore me out, it was alot of fun. Good kids, just far more energetic than me.
If we could somehow harness the energy of kids, we’d never have another energy crisis. EVER.
Good idea at that Avis!
*Puts on doctor outfit*
*Takes little kid and shines flashlight down throat*
*Turns on MRI scanner*
Add to that the energy captured by cats with solar panels strapped to them (original idea by cartoonist Hilary Price – Rhymes With Orange )
Well, it seems we’ve got the energy crisis solved, just the details to figure out.
In the meantime, have a good one Failpeeps, I’m dozing off at the keyboard.
*goodnight squeeze*
Goodnight, Scott. Try not to end up with keyboard imprints on your forehead in the morning!
*Looks at uneaten picnic*
Wait, who’s going to eat all this?
G’night! Sleep well! *squeeze*
Night Scott! Dream us up an energy crisis solution.
Maybe we can all work together on an energy solution. I’m still going with Avis’ “Use Little Kids” idea.
The internet is serious business, you know.
I’ve got to take a 30-minute break to make sure I don’t get to addicted to commenting. See ya’
I have experience with babysitting 2-year olds. Little kids seem to like to get rebellious for no reason.
So do restaurant kitchen employees!
Did you have any, *ahem*, interesting customers?
I have stories for you about my 4 years in the restaurant business. (I worked as an illegal 15 year old. Just to clear up the confusion.)
OMG, don’t get me started! I work in a restaurant at a casino, so the classic “perfect storm” is the customer who is losing money at the slots, finally gets so hungry they have to stop and eat, and because they’re such perennial losers the casino throws them so many freebies they think they’re actually important people who must be pampered. If their food isn’t out in 15 minutes they throw a fit that a five-yr-old would have trouble topping.
Whoah! Sounds serious, I better not get to far into it. But feel free to vent your anger on the FailBlog, or at me. For whatever reason I’m into self-punishment. Maybe I should see a therapist. Can anyone fill in temporarily for that posistion?
Actually, I don’t get too angry about it. For some reason, I am more tolerant of obnoxious people than I am of dumb people. It really doesn’t make sense, since the former is more under the control of the individual.
For some years I worked in a grocery store, dealing with some of the MOST obnoxious people on the planet. They were MUCH easier to deal with than the stupid. I still don’t really know why.
I don’t mind the stupid half as much as the aggressively stupid. Those that are proud of being ignorant are in a separate category pet peeve.
Today a moron came into Home Depot claiming that he should get 50% off a outdoor heater because our special said all outdoor patio sets.
I explained to him that it was not a set a set was in fact more than one object, and that this heater was not part of any such set. He went on to argue that a canopy is a set. Then I explained that in tennis there is sets. Which are a collection of games. He counters saying well set point is one point. MY BLOOD WAS BOILING AT THIS POINT. I said the set point sums up all the other games. I then told him that just because it says all outdoor patio sets that it doesn’t entail all things that you find in your backyard. He said it did. I brought him over to a barbecue and asked him since this was a part of things in the backyard shouldn’t he get that half price too? He said no it is for cooking. I SNAPPED. I said well sir a heater heats people this heats food why do you differentiate between somethings that “go outside” and not others. You sir are just trying to annoy me so have a nice day and C U Next Time. (I didn’t want to rant this one out because I wanted to forget it or I would go insane, but it seems right with the current theme.)
He got the deal after breaking the managers balls for 3 hours. 3 hours!
I confess that until recently I was a server and am now a manager (essentially same money but more responsibility. Sound familiar?) Anyway, I think I now know why managers just give in to customers – it’s because we’ve missed the long and obnoxious conversation that required the server/counter person/clerk to call us over in the first place, and we really just need to get back into the office and do all that paperwork our boss gave us, so we just smile, cave in, and walk away. (Sounds like Home Depot requires that your manager engage in the ridiculous conversation too.)
I know a woman like that! She is the ONLY reason I have EVER set foot in a casino. As her guest, I rather enjoyed the freebies they threw her way. She didn’t throw fits though. But she never did that well at the slots.
When you first go to a casino, you usually get a personalized card to carry around, almost like the supermarket cards that get you sales prices. This is essentially free money you can use at restaurants, shops, etc.. I’ve occasionally checked peoples’ cards to see how many such ‘points’ they have. I’ve seen people with $150,000 in points. How much time and money they must have spent there!
Avis: I have a theory: We intelligent people can predict how obnoxious people behave and why they behave that way. But, we really are confounded by dumb people. It’s almost like playing chess, tennis,etc, against someone who is really good but at least you understand what they’re doing, even if you can’t play at their level. What is truly annoying is the person who is unpredictable. Dumb people often are unpredictable, ’cause they don’t even seem to know the rules of the game.
This woman was there ALL THE TIME. She had free nights at the hotel, free meals at all the restaurants, free tickets to concerts- ALL THE TIME. I shudder to think how much money she lost there.
I have two of those stupid cards because of her. I might have like two points. Combined.
I could go along with that. The worst offender at the grocery store had a mentally challenged son. The father, as awful as he could be, I could handle (too well it seemed, he would wait in line 15 minutes to be in MY line), but his son? His son was almost impossible to deal with.
Not saying I am dumb but…. The first fight my hubby and I had was over the game RISK. He had tried to teach me how to play but I got bored and tried to throw the game to end it – and accidently won.
Saturday, Summer vacation, nothing better to do (No offense).
I’m here.
But I hear …
APRIL is the cruellest month, breeding
Lilacs out of the dead land, mixing
Memory and desire, stirring
Dull roots with spring rain.
I will show you fear in a handful of dust.
Even while the dust moves
There rises the hidden laughter
Was that from the same poem? The only line I remember is the fear in the dust one and the first couple of lines because they sound kickass.
Everything was The Wasteland until the ‘dust moves’ verse (Buirnt Norton ).
…but it was a great segue, being the same poet and all.
“APRIL”, is from the opening of Eliot’s “Wasteland”; the “dust moves” lines are from the end “Burnt Norton.”
Wow, you guys really are in a Cormac McCarthy kinda mood tonight.
Hey Emp. I was bringing over some chairs for us to sit on when you arrived.
*Gestures at chair*
What’s good?
*Sits on chair*
Right now my stomach be eating itself. I am going to grab a 12 o clock snack, then tomorrow is the other side of my father’s family picnic. So his mother’s side. I feel weird saying grandma because that entails either one.
*Sips nuclear drink*
What is good with you?
Can’t complain. Got some friends coming over tommorrow, so I probably won’t be posting a lot. They don’t seem to have the same passion for this place as I do.
*Looks at Nuka-Cola*
*Sets it down for…later.*
I guess it’s time to sit back and enjoy the post-apocalyptic sunset. A toast!
*Raises glass full of wasteland water*
*Rolls out picnic set from beat-up old SUV*
*Looks around barren, blasted scenery*
War… War never changes.
Way to market for Fallout 3, Qwaz! Maybe you should join the advertising biz. Yay for Fallout 3!
*squeezes Qwaz*
I wonder what I’m going to do with my shiny new quarter?
*Gives CO a squeeze*
You could by ice cream back in 1950 using my time machine.
Blaarghh!!!
Make that a “buy” please.
You could bye bye love and bye bye happiness in 1957,
but money can’t buy you love in 1964.
Even if you worked eight days a week.
…for the love of money.
I don’t care too much for money anyways.
I don’t have a choice. Nobody will give me money.
Well, here’s ten bucks, From Me to You.
By 1973 money was a gas and a hit.
It was also a crime.
*Pulls shades on house plants*
Man, that ain’t cool, man!
You say that money isn’t everything. But I’d like to see you live without it.
You’re lovin’ gives me a thrill
But you’re lovin’ don’t pay my bills
Now give me money ♪
♪I won’t pay, I won’t pay ya, no way · now now Why don’t you get a job ♪
♪ After breakfast, everyday,
she throws the want ads right my way
And never fails to say,
Get a job Sha na na na, sha na na na na
Sha na na na, sha na na na na,
Sha na na na, sha na na na na,
Sha na na na, sha na na na na,
Yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip
Mum mum mum mum mum mum
Get a job ♪
♪I’m ten times richer than my big brother bob,
and he, he’s got a haircut he’s got a real job♪
AND I’m out – got three kids under 3 in my house tomorrow so I need to sleep now
Jenny will be busy.
TTFN.
Mouth isn’t round, tongue also is not round! Whoever makes this is really so no good when seeing shapes.
hi everyone.
im gonna write everything in telegram!!!! 
Bored STOP
noticed smiley face at the way bottom of page STOP
check it out STOP
checked it out STOP
curious about your presents in LOLcats STOP
came to check out failblog STOP
LMFAO STOP please I can’t take any more
HAHA! I always thought that sign was kinda naughty
Ahhh… I remember this at the local QT. My best friend and I would always laugh at it, then he’d make some “That’s what she said…” joke
Well, I’m not sure how this fail went on to become one big Wasteland Reference, but I guess I can ponder that in sleep.
‘Night all!
Don’t cry
Don’t raise your eye
It’s only teenage wasteland
May the far country of sleep
be no wasted country
for you, young man.
A dream it’s true
But I’d see it through
If I could be
Wasting my time with you ♫
Nooo. Dream of fluffy bunnies and lollipops!
Lollipop lollipop
Oh lolli lolli lolli… ♪
clicky
Here comes Peter Cottontail,
Coming down the bunny trail…
your anus is round to
Can you finish that thought, or do you need to catch your breath?
Hand rk a mirror. What about yours?
it’s niceeeeeee
INDEED IT IS. ._.
That ain’t right, Lamar.
Wow. Old school. Let’s go get some Quittin’ Time beer!
I always thought it’s crescent……..
am i the only who thinks that in a way this a WIN? have i gone mad?
No. It is most definitely a massively epic WIN!!!!!
Not round enough.
“Your mouth is round for a reason”
That’s what she said
WIN
So we can suck ourselves?
I really shouldn’t drink coffee and read failblog at the same time.
Yes it is!
Freakin’ perverts
Oh! Yeah!…
(Koolaid man)
It’s round for a roll with two eggs. Yeah.
yes but it’s not pistured xD
im just frazzled
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