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Long live the 80′s!
…but the mullets can go, thanks!
*Squeeze*
*puts hat on in shame*
…but why?
what’s wrong with mullets? business in the front, fun in the rear
Douchebag all round.
and it makes my sister look hot
Are you saying she has a mullet, or a douchebag? I’m confuzzied.
Mullets and mall hair are alive and well here on the VA/NC border.
.
Sad, really.
I have an undercut from watching too many Metallica music videos
Mullets are the new (reverse?) hipster in Asheville. After many years of witnessing this, I still don’t get it. At all.
I like that little hippie community in Asheville.
*Does the Hippy Hippy Shake*
Stop looking at me granny!! I don’t live in Asheville.
…And there’s my nomination for today’s C&W song title / lyrical post.
omg i live by asheville…..if u mean asheville, nc….
yeah, and mu-mu’s too!
Does she look like Macgyver?
If it’s Swiss ya know it can take a licking.
.. how do you know that about your SISTER .
and , why would you think your sister was hot ..
Its the bottle opener that makes it fun!
Whoa… that’s just a whole new level of WRONG!
did you get that from cyanide and happiness?!
:D:D
*squeeze*
*squeeze!*
I’m noticing a certain theme to your comments, granny. You and Lou should talk.
no theme, just mind in the gutter. Not really into that stuff I promise
That’s our grannycatflap, one of a kind.
it’s ….Business in front, PARTY in the back…..
Maybe for you, but, I love a good bit of fun in the rear.
God I hope you’re not a guy lol
*velvetsqueeze*
*fiddles with 3 bits of wire and a paracetamol*
ta da….. bunch of flowers!
Oooh, pretty! Thanks!
.
8)
.
*Friday squeeze-all-around*
*POUNCES velvet*
*smooches and squeezes*
*confettis for vanquished embarq demons*
*squeezes all failfriends*
Brewski’s feeling better!
.
*feels Brewski*
.
Yup, he’s feeling better.
Congrats Brewski, now you’re just a carrier.
I’m actually fine if the 80′s just go away…
*squeeze*
♪ Like a Virgin
Heeee ♪
*touches Ms B for the first time – today*
*squeeze*
Aaaaak!
*runs away with fingers in ears*
LALALALALALALALALALALA!
*Mssqueeze*
You’re a squeeze spammer today?
*SQUEEZE*
Nothing better to spam!
♫ Let’s get physical! Physical!
Let me hear you body talk! Your body talk! ♪
*wearing short shorts and tight fluorescent t-shirt w white sneakers*
♪ Wake me up
Before you go go ♪
Thanks, Leila…I’m going to have that song in my head all day long…
By the way…good morning!!!!!
*squeeze*
They call them ‘ear-worms’ here in FB.
Good morning to you *squeeze*
Oh, you’re playing mean now Leila. That’s a tough one to top. Lessee…
♫ We built this city! We built this city on rock. and. roll! ♪
♪ You gotta FIGHT
For your RIGHT
to PAAAAAAAARTY ♪
That song ROCKS!
Um, let’s see…
♪ Oh, Mickey, you’re so fine, you’re so fine, you blow my mind, Hey Mickey, Hey Mickey!!!♪
♪Ooh, she’s a little runaway.
Daddy’s girl learned fast
Now she runs the night away. ♫
My earworm is down there somewhere. vvvvvv
Last night Loverboy was playing about 50 yards away from where I work, and about 10 people I work with kept singing “Working for the Weekend” the whole time they were playing – which not only is an earworm, but doesn’t make sense for someone who works in a restaurant to be singing!
♫ Oh, I
I just died in your arms tonight.
It must’a been something you said.
I just died in your arms tonight.
I should’a walked away… ♫
.
(love ya, brewski!)
Gah! All of these songs are killing me!
♫ I want to break free.
I’ve got to break freee.
I want to break free from your life, your so self satisfied,
I don’t need you.♫
Velvet! How could you!
♫ I’m your Venus! I’m your fire… at your desire ♪
You know, I have enough worms in my ears already. I really don’t need this.
♪She’s got legs.
She knows how to use them.
She never beg.
She knows how to choose them.♪
Every morning I’m broken
Every day I die
Every night I weaken
Every night I cry
Standing in the rain
In the street outside
Running down my face
Tears in my eyes
Demasiado Corazon
♫ It’s the
♫ Eye of the tiger
It’s the cream of the fight
♫ Rising up
to the challenge
of our rivals
♫ And the last
known
survivor stalks its prey in the night
♫ And he’s watching us all in the EYE….
I’m going to have that outfit in my head all day…
You’re doing it wrong. You’re supposed to wear it.
If you were wearing the short shorts and tight t-shirt I’d try to get my head involved somehow.
MRN! There’s a great beer bar and restaurant in downtown Worcester: armsbyabbey.com/
Let me know if you’re ever in the neighborhood!
Whoa, Brewski! Let me see if I read their Web site correctly:
They have won local awards,
they emphasize local foods on their menu,
they have a special all-vegetarian dinner fest coming up.
Worcester is about halfway between where I live and you live…
.
We just found the place! Now we need to pick a day! I’m excited! I’ll check my calendar. In theory, I know my work schedule through October.
I love budding bromance. I’m jealous of you two.
It’s so cute! But I really hope neither one is disappointed when the other actually looks nothing like their picture!
Maybe I’ll dye my hair a few different colors. That’ll help.
That’s so much better than just waiting at a table with a red rose!
Y-y-you mean MRN doesn’t look like a John Lennon self-portrait and Brewski doesn’t look like Dave Thomas? I’m crushed!
Oddly enough, I look a bit like Dave Thomas.
So… does that mean Brewski looks like a John Lennon self-portrait? I’m confused.
*scratches head*
Yeah, except no neon colors. And less hair. And my glasses are a bit different shape. And…
Oh, never mind.
But can I say you’re a dreamer – ’cause you’re not the only one.
ROFL!
I gotta say George Michael rocks the ensemble better than I would.
The way you fit into your outfit is giving me fits!
(Actual lyrics from 80′s rock band, “The Starz”)
*throws a conniption fit*
*catches conniption fit*
*eyes it warily*
It looks a bit dangerous.
With Leila you never know.
*hands conniption fit off to Quaz*
*squeezes WN*
Oh. Uhh…
*Holds conniption fit at arms length*
I’m gonna go find a safe place to set this down.
*SQUEEEEEEZES* Lurk
PSSSST! Quaz!!
Stick it in Brewski’s pants…
Yeah, that’s a good place for it!
NEVER! I have anti-conniption underwear on today, anyway. :p
First you must make sure Brewski is indeed wearing pants.
Second frisk him.
Third make a profit
…you know the rest
I thought third was always “Safety”
♪I seeeeee by your outfit
That yooooouuuu are a cowboy.
I seeee by your outfit
That you’re a cowboy, too.
Weee seeeee by our outfits
That weeeee are both cowboys.
If yooouuuu get an outfit
You can be a cowboy, too!♫
*sprays expanding foam in ears*
Hi this is my first fail on this site pls welcome and I FAil to see a win in this pic.
Well, hi there beeaSyy. Let me give you your FISRT *squeeze*.
.
I rarely see a ‘win’ in the win ones, either. But it’s Friday, it’s payday, and the intertubes are working!
♪ Just Got Paid
It’s Friday Night ♪
*helps spend velvet’s money* Whooooo!!!!!!
♪ I like to move it, move it ♪
.
Let’s go find some male strippers. And send them to Aiki’s bachelor party tonight. HAHAHAHA!
As long as we can keep at least one.
I am ALL for a good stripper party!
*starts to take dress off*
…oh, you meant the professional MALE stripper.
My bad.
No, no! Please continue!
Maybe you can get a private show later.
ohhhhh can I come?
Um…:oops: … uuuuh… but it’s private.
*puts clothes back on*
Oh, she wants a good stripper.
ROFL!!!
I think you are a good stripper Starfish.
*tries to stuff a dollar bill but doesn’t know where or how*
Thanks Leila. Just stick it to me anywhere on my underside. My suction cup thingies will keep it attached.
*stuffs dollar bill in Starfish’s suction cup thingies*
So, when I say “take it off”, what do you take off exactly?
Maybe he exposes his cardiac stomach?
Yes, but do I want to see it?
It’s only scary if you’re a scallop – but still, I’m gonna say… probably not.
Yay! You’re interwebs are finally working and the auditors are gone!
*missedyousqueeze*
Aw, thanks! We actually held the Embarq technician hostage at the office until everything was up and running.
Anything like holding the pizza delivery guy hostage until he accepts your coupon?
*recalls pizza fail where security cam shows driver dropping pizza on ground, then picking it up, putting it back in box, and delivering to customer*
I would have held that pizza guy hostage.
Exactly, Ms B! Brewski, I would’ve made that pizza guy scrub my bathroom with a toothbrush while naked.
OMG! I laughed heartily at that.
For Ms B’s office:
Michael Scott: How many pounds do you think I can loose by 7?
Kelly: Depends, how much have you eaten already today?
Wel-Come. I can’t help you with the rest.
*jumps into Leila’s lap*
It’s Friday! Where are we going? How about the beach?
*squeeze!*
*ooof*
*pinches Brewski’s butt*
I would love to go to the beach. Who is driving?
*squeeze*
*hops on motorcycle*
*pulls Leila onto back*
*lets out clutch and lifts front wheel a little off the ground*
HANG ON!!
*puts arms tightly around Brewski’s waist*
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!
*wishes she brought a scarf to avoid bugs in teeth*
Are you riding Czech style, by any chance?
lets follow them and find out MRN.
What is Czech style?
protective clothing fail!
Just look at yesterday’s fails to see. You weren’t on that one, but the pic is from the Czech Republic.
That breeze is so… refreshing!
Oh no! Police! Leila, I told you you should have worn underwear!!
This is surely embarrasing.
*removes Brewski’s shirt and puts it on*
Do you know why I pulled you two over?
*hands 5_eagles a certificate redeemable for 10,000 internets*
Let’s just forget this ever happened, okay officer?
*winks*
welcome! *squeeze*
glad to have you!
Good to know that nothing, not even a nuclear explosion, will keep you from getting your haircut at this place!
And they give you a great haircut only using a paper clip, shoestring, and index card.
Unfortunately the perm involves carpenter’s glue. Ugh.
And you don’t even want to know what they use when you get your hair dyed!
coffee, iron filings and a pound of onions.
and that’s just for the hairdresser to drink
Yuck…is that to make her hair stand on end?
lol
Great name….but would you really want your hair done there?
No, I prefer more violent hair solutions.
*Would love to see this comment power a fail some day*
*Bearlysqueeze*
*Dragon-sized SQUEEZE*
Happy Friday!
*POUNCES MRN and gives him a MacGyver coiffe*
You look mah-velous my darlin’.
*squeeze*
Why thank you, Leila! I *squeeze* you back and now must try to avoid the amorous intentions of Marge Simpson’s sisters at the same time.
Avoidance is futile.
Besides, it’s ‘anything goes Friday’.
Ooh, look, it’s MacGyver!
*exhales cigarette smoke*
*squeeze*
Why not? They Wel-Come you to.
*Leilasqueeze*
*squeals like a little girl*
Eeeeee!!!!
GV is here too!!
My fav dragon.
*squeeze*
I refuse to name a favorite dragon on this site! I like all of my hair in place, not singed, thankyouverymuch.
Amen, sista! Mine is finally growing back! I don’t need to lose it again, and on purpose!
Shall we try to etch-a-sketch away Leila’s post?
*Jumps up and down the thread*
Is it working?
*looks*
*squints*
*turns head to the side*
Nope, still there. Maybe if we both jump?
*joins in the jumping*
*wiggles and jumps*
*squeezes Ms B and Bearly*
Brewski sandwich!!!!
*squeeze*
*misinterprets all the jumping as some new hip hop dance thingie*
*joins in the jumping*
*throws his hands in the air like he just don’t care*
*realizes it’s now going to be hard to catch them …*
*roffle*
Oh Bearly! Well, you can say he is your favorite MALE dragon.
Even if he is the only one.
I tell my daughter she is my favorite. I have no other children. It works.
That is not what you said, Leila! But yes, it works. Since my only sibling is my brother, my parents tell me I’m their favorite daughter. Of course, I always quip back that I’m also their least favorite daughter by the same rule!
No I didn’t say that but I suggested you would. I survived a real war and I am not afraid of anything.
*puffs out chest hears heroic music*
Aw…but you are my favorite Bearly. *squeeze*
“real war”?
Yes. The reason my family and I ended up in the good ol’ USA!!
My daughters tell me that I’m their favorite mom, and then I tell them I’m their only mom, so that’s a good thing.
HAHA!!! Yeah, my daughter does that to me too. It usually means I am about to go broke. *sigh*
Mine haven’t learned that trick yet, they’re only 10 & 8 (going on 20 and 3, respectively). My 8 year old has learned that when I hesitate about what she wants for Christmas, she can “just ask Santa.”
Tuitionnn! . . . meh.
I know. Every time my son falls and hits his head, I can’t help but think: “there goes the scholarship money.”
I’d never harm my fail friends and I’m hurt that you’d think so little of me!
*goes to corner to sulk*
*squeeze*
I don’t think that’s what she meant. We know you wouldn’t hurt us.
*lurksqueeze*
Hey hey hey! In case you haven’t noticed, there is a dragon around here who does tend to FOOOM Failfriends when provoked…
*Goes to GV’s corner to cheer him up*
I hadn’t noticed!
*cheers up*
Hey, she never FOOOOMs failfriends on purpose! But there have been several unfortunate accidents…
I seem to recall her lighting your pants on fire the other day, on purpose…
ROFL!!!
The ends did justify the means.
I think she meant to center-justify my end.
They do your hair with a Swiss Army knife and duct tape?
…and a paper clip.
duct tape waxing….been there, done that.
*hides from evil tape*
You what?
I accidenty with DIY
Please tell me it was your legs, pits or arm…anything BUT what I am thinking…I beg you.
You can relax, it was a combination arm, eyebrow and head issue…..took a while to grow back.
I can still feel it now!
Skinny stripping? Youchie!
I know right?
I feel it too k@.
Would that be a “trim trim”?
more like trim trim “ouch”.
I fear you misspelled “YEEEOUCH!!!!!”. Plus it’s louder than that.
Maybe- but the moral of the story- do not try to use duct tape whilst holding a heavy object above your head. simples*
*makes a note*
Very good advice.
I love stories with happy endings.
MRN…I am looking for the happy ending. Where is it?
I dunno, perhaps we should write one?
Something like this…
Despite the searing pain k@ experienced during her DIY duct tape follicle removal stunt that day, ……
…..she won the zombie fancy dress contest!
(this is a lie)
She still managed a big “O”….Hence, happy ending!
I know this is a little self-centered of me, but I expected a happy ending to include me and Leila somehow.
♪ All this time you were pretending
So much for my happy ending ♪
…and we all celebrated me winning the competition with champagne and strawberries!
MRN, we ARE the epitome of a happy ending. ♥♥♥♥
Awww… and there it is!
*loans MRN a slightly used ShamWow*
I just realized where you were going with that! I disavow any connection to that train of thought (not that there’s anything wrong with that…errr… is there?)
Nothing wrong with it MRN. I would be weary about the used shamwow however.
You shouldn’t be encouraging people to lie Leila…
*pounce*
*aiki squeeze*
*pounce*
*aiki squeeze too*
I had to ask her to lie cuz ‘things’ were hurting on me.
I am all better now.
*special squeeze for Ms. B*
*special squeeze for Leila*
Hello ladies!
Aiki!! Congratulations!! Have fun this weekend!
You say that like he needs to be told.
*Squeezes all around*
Congrats, Aiki!
WooHoo!! Big weekend is finally here! You can do it!
Congrats, Aiki!!! Soon you will be
doomedmarried like me.*throws confetti for Aiki*
Congrats, Aiki! I’m so happy for you and the future Mrs. Aiki.
*squeezes everybody*
Congrats…remember to bring home your nuts!!
Should we bake a wedding cake for aiki or do we just let him enjoy the real one?
Just make sure we add lots of sprinkles.
We can Mcguyver one together, right what have we got to hand?
BTW congrats Aki- it will be awsome!
Congrats Aiki. May you honour and protect your woman.
AIKI!
.
*pouncesqueeze*
.
Why are you all the way down here?!? I’m so excited for you tomorrow!
A big tip of the hat for Aikiwaza!
Thanks all! I will have to post the pictures of the wedding. Just hoping for nice weather though. Sorry for not being around lately. Between work and the wedding, I am lucky if I can just sit down to catch my breath.
Judge: Where are you going next?
New Husband: we are going home.
Judge: Wrong, you go where she tells you to go!
LOL!! Good advice for the soon to be wed? I don’t know.
*wheels in the confetti cannon*
*loads cannon with diamonds*
*fires across room*
*hopes no one got hurt*
Congrats Aiki!
LOL, nice one !
I agree.
beats the A-Team buck ‘n cut,
pity the fool that gets his hair cut there
I love it when the bangs come together.
I aint cutting on no plane!
Let’s Face it, we’re just bobbing along with this punrun.
No buzz about it.
A-line should be drawn in the
hairsand.It’s the highlight of my day.
Hirsute today, gone tomorrow.
*squeezies*
Please don’t fade away.
*Snicker*
Better that than spending time with a ducks a$$.
I wonder if he does the nuts trick where the hairdresser bends his legs until he is resting his nuts on your knee while he pretends to be cutting your hair
*aikiwazasqueeze*
*gaynorvadersqueeze*
aiki, Brewski indicated that you are the conduit to passing an email address. Do I send you a note via your website or…?
Yeah, just send me an email through there and let me know what you want.
Okie dokie aiki!!!
It will cost you a pack of cigerettes and a stick of gum… And you didn’t get it from him – if you know what I am saying.
That must be a “Zohan special”!
I just want to make everyone silky smooth…..with my nut extracts
I want to cut…. hair.
I like when that happens.
Except my hairdresser is gay.
Nuts are nuts however.
Yes they are!
You’re a late bloomer. Does it mean your nuts have yet to descend
from the trees?Nope, they just took awhile to venture out into the world.
You’re all nuts. That’s why I love you.
Good morning Starfish!! *fridaysqueezes*
*Super Friday Squeezes!!!*
*starfishsqueeze*
*Brewsqeeze*
Group hug!
*squeezes Brewski & Starfish*
*Lurksandwichsqueeze*
*giggles*
hahahaha! wow!
wow? That’s an expression I don’t expect from you granny.
It’s like the day he blushed.
granny never blushes.
Except for occasional whore-moan issues
hehehe
I made him puke once!
the force is strong in this blog
Yes I remember that one Jam, mini puke.
He did. I woudn’t have believed it if I hadn’t seen it. I wish I could remember the fail.
By the way, Granny, I told Mrs. Starfish your deaf, dumb, and blind girl joke. It was like…….cricket…..cricket……frown…..punch in the arm.
*quickly tosses “l” up there*
hahahahaha! sorry about that!
I thought it was funny.
YESH!!! MACGYVER’s back!!! (cuz we needs moar redneck solushionz!!!) btw … 4 all german FAILS : Vokuhila 4 ever
(neee … net wirklich!!)
achso… isser etwa aus dem Kloster St. Vokuhila ausgebrochen (<= na? welcher Film wars???)
Lösung (aba Rätsel darf sein:-P ): NvewWuXoIRnEX
Truly you have a dizzying intellect…?
I don’t know if I would have used the word “intellect”, but the use of “dizzying” was appropriate.
OK, thats it BAR IS OPEN- todays specials
The Screwdriver & the wallbanger
Yay screwdrivers! Thank you, k@!
*Takes big sip of screwdriver*
*has one sip and starts streaking*
I have whatever Granny didn’t have.
Actually, do ya have tequila drivers? Mmm.
*throws up an ‘ll *
I also have tequila, I just thought those two went nicely with the fail theme!
Bring on the Patron!!
*conjurs patronus*
Thanks Jen!!
*wipes salt off glass*
*throws down Patron*
*noms lime*
May I have another?
INCOMING!
*intercepts Patron*
Aaaahhh!!!
Thanks, I needed that!
Uh-oh. I’m all out now.
*pulls out the Cabo Wabo*
Here ya go folks – have some PREMIUM tequila!
*fires up Sammy Hagar’s Mas Tequila on extremely loud stereo*
*carries in case of Patron*
Gotta delivery for ya! Sign here, please.
*hands Jenny clipboard*
*scratches butt*
*pulls pants up*
Your specials remind me of two roomates I used to have. I’ll have a two fingers of bourbon please.
Some roommates are CRAZY! I had a few of those. Moved out of that house pretty quick.
The only thing worse than having roommates that bang each other, is having roommates that used to bang each other and now hate each other. It’s alot of screaming each way, but the hate screams last longer than 10 minutes.
*snorksqueeze*
*lol*
I think I may have been guilty of the former on occasion…
Nooo, not you Brewski!
*tries to keep a straight face*
*fails*
*snork!*
Two fingers? The pinky and pointer finger right?
Have I told you lately that I love you?
Hmmm…what should I order from the bar? I don’t know what a wallbanger is but I guess I will try it.
*Builds a hairdressers from a piece of string, some batteries and a 2-stroke petrol engine*
*builds a 2-stroke petrol engine from a tin can, wrigley’s gum wrapper, and a ball point pen*
adds in an explosive device made from heart medicine and a can of soda.
*builds timing device for explosive with pocket watch,nylon,highlighter and frozen pees.
Ewww…frozen pee?
hen the pee melts the salt short circuits the system and KABLOW!
Somebody call me?
lol they’ll give you a haircut using only a pocket knife and duct tape and paper clips
Presumably a mullet-only barber.
First
*bakes aiki and mrs aiki a wedding cake*
*puts lots of sprinkles on them as Ms B requested*
*puts streamers and balloons in FB room*
Cake is ready!!!!
Someone break out the bubbly. Plenty of it in the FB cellar. As long as we keep our DW away from it that is.
*Lugs a case of champagne up from the cellar*
*Wheels in cart of champagne flutes*
*Makes sure everyone has spoons and/or knives to use to strike glasses so we can make them KISS!*
I doubt they’ll need an excuse.
*whispers*
Psss Brewski. Get rid of the exploding whale please.
*squeeze*
*hears whispers in ear*
*gives Jenny a smooch*
Wow! That smooch made on whale of a difference! I am no longer a blue Brewski!
*gives Brewski a gresh smootch*
*smoooch*
Oops… sorry Bearly, you meant my wife-to-be.
ROFL!!! Bearly doesn’t mind.
*adds many tiger friendly squishy cushions*
Have fun guys
*squeezes all*
Gotta run- the work day is over!
*streaks out the door*
*sets up appetizer buffet full of salty goodness*
Perfect!!!
*noms on appetizers*
Mmm…. Sodium…
Anybody here speak Sanskrit?
It’s not Sanskrit – that’s not Devnagari (the alphabet). I think it’s Bengali, because I can sort of read the alphabet, but not quite.
Yea it’s Bengali…. top line under MacGyver Hair Dresser just says the same thing in Bengali. Then under “welcome” it says MacGyver again. And under that it says Salon…. kinda funny they used all English words but spelled them with the bengali alphabet
This pic is to awesome as MacGyver is to mullet.
Huh?
It seem that The Bard has lost his way with words.
It’s an analogy. It describes the relationship between two words or phrases. In this case, they’re…not synonyms, but close.
I never quite understood Shakespeare myself…
*Sigh* This is to nest in the above thread^
*squeeze*
That’s ok, it’s Friday!
*Squeeze*
And I’m okay with that!
{{{{{FB friends}}}}}
Only here for a sec, just checking in, don’t even have time to read all the comments. Dang office! Got back-to-back clients this afternoon, and this morning was all about getting Somebody save me a space in the cuddle puddle this afternoon, and a cold beer, please!
*squeeeeeeeze*
We’ll save you more than one beer!
*sneaks in quick judysqueeze*
*flyby quick squeeze for my fav blue creature*
Hi Judy!
See you later Judy!
*quicksqueeze*
Since I won’t be in later this afternoon. Miss you!
I only work half-days on Fridays.
*happy dance*
*turns green with jealousy … or is it mold?*
Hi Ben! *squeeze*
My cat just had kittens! Want a couple? They’re so cute and snuggly!! Look, aren’t they just adorable??!
OOh! Snuggly kittens! So cute!
I want snuggly kittens!!!!
I was going to make a pass at Ben too, but I figured that might be too forward of me.
*squeeze*
Don’t put too much effort into it…unless we’re talking about me that is.
Ooooh! I want a kitten. Unfortunately I can’t take any home. Hubby’s ‘lergic.
Awwww…cute kitties! I already have a couple at home:yellow adult tabby and black kitten. Otherwise, I would take one…
Thank you for your input, fortunately it is only your opinion. Also, I’d love to know wtf your obsession with cats is.
simple. people who have little gay dragons as avatars usually have little gay cats as pets.
GV, Your cats are gay? That’s the coolest thing I’ve heard all day.
You should breed them gaynovader. Maybe bengay oops benway cane help.
And you are wrong. It is generally accepted throughout the free-thinking world that PUNS are the second lowest form of humor right behind network sitcoms.
Again I see you put forward an opinion, you need proof to make it fact.
Ben, you’ve now posted more times than some of the regulars today. You’re not getting addicted to Failblog, are you?
Dragon is gonna be soooo upset she missed this one! She would have a field day with Ben here!!
He did provide us with some additional LOLz.
I’m fairly certain puns are a higher form of humo(u)r than hateful name calling.
ok will remember that for the next time.
How DARE you speak of Three’s Company that way!?
*snork!*
Shakespeare was quite punny. Is he lower than the network sitcoms?
Shakespeare is quite old. It is quite possible that comedy has evolved over the last half century.
Just a thought.
Freud would have fun with you benway37.
Freud would enjoy it, I doubt ben would.
Interesting, do you have any proof of this or are you just vomiting forth a spew of bile in order to try and elevate yourself in your own mind? I actually don’t own a cat, if that helps with your statistics any. (Also, you do realize that “gay” is not an insult, right?)
Let me translate…
“simple. people who have little happy dragons as avatars usually have little happy cats as pets.”
Hmmm. Well, I do have happy cats. Maybe I should look for a happy dragon to be my avatar.
*considers*
Nope. I’ll stick with the rainbow balloons.
And we like your rainbow balloons! They make us happy…well, at least they do me…
*squeeze*
Thank you! I hope to own one someday.
*squeeze*
You’re welcome!
We just had a balloon festival this last weekend here. The sky’s looked incredible at night…
We have one here in September. I would love to go to Albuquerque for theirs, though.
*drools*
*looks at GN’s avatar closely*
Oh yeah, it does look pretty happy. It’s getting ready to eat a pair of trolls, who wouldn’t be happy at that moment?
*plops down for the show*
Well you really told me.
I am very afraid much afraid that the world is being inherited by quasi-intellectual, semantic LARP d-bags like yourself.
You are their poster child.
Seriously, I’m afraid.
*YAWN*
I give it 1/10 for originality.
*nods in agreement*
I give it a 0/10 for substance…no zeal, no heart! If you’re gonna try to insult someone, at least put some soul into it!
Pi$$ and vinegar just don’t add up to soul, do they?
They’re an arsoul?
Let me think…eye think so…
I really want to hear what Simon has to say about this performance.
By the way, I have dibs on New Zealand after we take over the world.
Why New Zealand?
Simon says. . .clap your hands.
We’re taking over the world now?
Can I have Bosnia?
I get the Bahamas!!!!!
I get Tahiti!
I want Dubai!!!!
Oooh! I’m inheriting the world! Yay! Oh wait, just opinion again! Also I think I should point out that LARP stands for Live Action Role Play. What I do here is just RP.
Whats semantic mean? And larp d-bags?
Whats a poster child?
Sorry for so many questions Benway37.
Semantic is someone who pays attention to small details.
LARP, is Live Action Role Play (meeting up with a group to act out roles)
d-bags are douche bags
A poster child is someone who represents a group of people.
*Taps with sword*
You’re dead.
No, don’t do that. We don’t want him either.
Your name is benGay … I wouldn’t talk.
*dumps used kitty litter on benway37*
Oops! I didn’t see you there. Or did I?
You just mistook his avatar as a drain…
It happens…and it couldn’t have happened to a nicer person…
I wonder if that’s short for BendWayOver??
*roffle*
Where is Arthur when you need him? He could have his way with him in no time.
wow haircuts using a paper clip and 2 toothpicks and a rubber band
*squeeze benway / bengay / whatever his name is*
Bar is open. Have a drink.
*pushes bengay in a vat of boiling BaconLube and exploded whale matter*
Sorry, I changed my mind.
BenGay/boiling Baconlube/exploded whale??
Put the lid on that thing…quickly!
*covers mouth and darts for the can*
We will need industrial type masks.
Whew! I feel much better now…
So much for lunch…
Oh, are you on the Failblog diet, too? I hear it’s done wonders for Ms B.
I’ve heard rumors…maybe I will…couldn’t hurt…
ouch… cast away by the lot of you…
what to do? what to do?
oh yeah, I have real friends who actually exist in THIS dimension.
BYE!!
And don’t let the door hit ya where the dog shoulda bit ya!
ROFL!
Awwww, poor little Benny got his feelers hurt!!! Too bad he has no sense of humor to lift his spirits…
Not everyone is blessed…it’s ok… ;-D
wel-come
engrish PHAIL
Hey ZA, did you hear about this?
(clicky)
I’d be dead tired at the end of the day.
*squeeeze!*
It would drive you from an early grave?
*squeeze*
(Should have made graveyard shift pun dammit)
You can still do that. ZA hasn’t turned up here yet.
Woohoo.
*squeeze*
I’d hate to work the graveyard shift.
*RAGL*
Being turned down for a position like that would be the death of me.
I’d rather go to Matlock’s.
That must be where “krocha” get their haircut
i guess they create those fabulous mullet hairstyles using only a paperclip and a peice of gum
And maybe, now they cut your hair with makeshift tools, such as a razor made from toothpicks and spare parts, or scissors made from bamboo and tape. And THEN you get a mullet.
“how do u want your haircut to be?”
“MACGYVER IT”
omg, I lived right around the corner from that when I lived in Dhaka for a year. I got my hair cut there twice!
MacGyver, along with Hawaii Five-O, Six Million Dollar Man and Knight Rider were very popular shows in Bangladesh in the 1980s/early 1990s. I am not surprised at this. (I am from Bangladesh)
An afro? Just get me a paperclip, three rubber bands and a toothpick and I’ll get right on it
That’s great. I guess they just make their own scissors/blowdryers/etc out of whatever crap they have lying around
MacGyver says
MacGyver says
Oh good, it worked.
Ha! My dad was just in Dhaka! Sweet find.
I wonder if they do any other cuts besides a mullet.
I don’t get it :/
If they cut your hair McGyver style, it’s an epic Fail! otherwise is a win.
Trying again.. I would cut my hair there for sure, who wouldn’t wanna look like MacGyver these days?
i go there every week
LOL
Now evil will NEVER triumph, LOL! MacGyver has all he needs to foil ANY evil plan in one place. Plus, he gives great haircuts!
MacGyver + mullets = EPIC WIN
Watch him cut your hair using only a match, paperclip, and a stick of gum!
that was damn good..
lol i was born in dhaka. Epic WIN
Can you get a hair weave done here with a paperclip?
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