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for a bag gab lady
Pursed lips, indeed.
I’m never going to click on this video no matter how many times this idiot posts it.
Geesh. We have to create a new category of troll… the video troll.
i clicked it… to rate it down.
but, yeh, video troll sounds about right.
It comes up as a big pink box for me. I’d have to fiddle with it to get it to show. Rather fitting for this fail.
I see nothing.
I know no-thing!
except that evil monkey right there! *points*
*runs away*
Stoooopid evil monkey!
But I learn, I leearn!
no i mean the horse
oh! here, let me remove that blind find for you there
*removes blindfind* thats better, aint it?
i love it when you talk dirty.
This. This. And … *ta-daa* … THIS!
you should click it….its pretty funny xD
Vidiot!
Ridiculous! HA! So Silly!
ROFL
And a really feminine design indeed
Mah purse is painin’!
OMGZ
What makes a woman feel like a woman?
Would any of you wear this purse? Or are you all pussys?
lol
Pardon me, is that genuine cameltoe skin?
Why, yes. And it’s from a Brazilian designer.
Why, madam Mookie, it appears our replies have come together quite fashionably.
Like a hand in a glove. Or a purse.
Don’t ya just love hand tooled goods?
lol … leather or not, here we come
Hee!
Don’t bother rapping it, I’ll wear it out.
look at my link!
Why yes, it’s from our latest line of designer labial accessories.
*snork!*
And the lining is made of the finest vulvateen material.
I don’t know. Looks too boxy to me.
Why? Twat’s wrong with it?
noob O_O
Will never be able to read velveteen rabbit again without snickering, thanks
roflcopters
Ooooh, the new range of fanny packs has been released.
*rushes to shop*
….also available as a muff.
So you can clap inside?
So you can finger the folds. Ahem.
That is just lip service!
….but you must remember to moisten the skin.
Bow Chicka Bow Wow
Brown Chicken Brown Cow!
Beaver skin is very high maintenance.
So I am told.
It will work better after you break it in.
that beaver looks beautifully stuffed
*Takes bagged beaver and sends to AE for mounting*
That purse looks like a vagina!
*at BBB*
Thank you, Captain Obvious! Whatever would we do without you?
Well, Nights would be a bit boring without the two Captain Obvious’ I know.
It also looks like a butt crack, but this is up for discussion.
I’m in no thrush to buy one, but everyone else is itching to get their hands on it.
*scratches*
I’ve said e-muff, my lips are sealed.
and there is a place to store “vampire teabags”
…WIN!
Let me just lube up and I’ll find my keys.
Going to paradise in a handbag, are we?
Putting your meatloaf in the purse, too?
I thought it might keep things warm there — I certainly wouldn’t want you to be cold and lonely in the deep dark night bag.
Well, at least they’re using every part of the animal
matching keyring?
They’re gonna put the Fleshlight folks out of business.
They’re gonna becoming blind.
sounds good to me *roffles*
but seriously, that bag looks sooo provoking…… *tongue in cheek*
I’d hit it.
keep the receipt…just in case it can’t handle a little wear and tear
Why have your tongue in-cheek, when it could be other places?
I accidentally the whole handbag!
404 – Verb Not Found.
Now where the hell did I put my lip balm!
Oh right, in the convenient side cooch, I mean pouch
Yes, you should check your bag if you’re going cooch.
put it in economy and you’ll get more mileage out it!
That’s what she said!
You get the balm, I’ll get my chaps.
Nothing worse than a chapped stick
An interesting design, but you have to compliment it before it lets you in!
Compliments? No way – I am holding out for a ring.
I did not think it looked as classy as that!
Enjoys c0ck tales.
That’s the other side of the purse.
Oh yes, the pocket where you keep your midget.
It’s too tight for spelunking though. It’s never open long enough.
That’s where I keep the potato, personally.
*snork*
lol … so if you have designs on getting into it, I’m betting you need to eat out with it first.
Dinner, a movie, gently holding the strap and telling it how you feel about it!
*is just not sure how much talking they’re gonna do with their mouth full*
*tries to stick tongue in bag*
nowth wath? ohth noooth! I canth speakth righth
Talking is rude; humming is OK.
mmhm
Hold that note!
You just have to hit the spot.
That hit the spot, ’til she ask
“How many li-i-li-i-licks do it take ’til she get to shop?”
How many licks does it take to get to the centre of a Tootsie Pop?
*blushes and pushs nasty thoughts out of mind* yes
Yes? What do you mean, yes?
yes, i’ve found it takes exactly 23.93843473 licks, hope that doesn’t ruin it for ya
That’s more like a win.
It’s a purse designed to smuggle flares into sporting events.
And now you too know something you never wanted to.
Does anyone still wear flares any more?
Wearing 15 pieces of flair is really only the minimum.
really? im gonna need a tps report about that
nothing like a good flare-in-vagina story.
for the first time in my life, I want a purse.
I’m beginning to get the feeling my mind is slowly turning dirty as I stay here longer and longer.
I don’t know what you mean. Are you saying you see something rude in the picture?
It’s probably just me, but I do see something. It looks like a-
*whisper whisper*
talk about a purgasm, er, eargasm?!?
Oooohhh, I get it now. The straps are shaped like cleavage? Hoo boy, you have a filthy mind! Shame on you!
*sobs and goes to the corner*
There, there, BFF. I mean, there, there, GFBTBF4518MP3WCCTDEHTBFFNRTSHBBPGBFSJA.
Innocence is so fleeting, isn’t it?
God’s vagina looks like this. I know. I’ve seen it.
I do. A big vagina.
Slowly? Now you’re clearly in denial. *hugs BF!*
What? Are you saying my mind is rotting at high speed? It’s worse than I feared, then!
hey, there’s nothing dirty about an accessory for a blow-up doll…
What kind of feature is on the other side of the purse?
you can custom order it!
buttons
LOL!
oh, i thought we would have accomplished that long ago…
Imagine that, a purse that’s been snatched before you even buy it…
can I eat that purse?!
If your stomach can digest it.
I hope its stain resistant…..
I feel a sudden urge to eat a purse!
Would you like fries with that?
Purse diving? WIN
“finally, a bag that matches me… black and leathery!”
You should exfoliate more.
ROFL i agree
Fashion show exhibition…ism.
It never hurts to be a little flashy on the catwalk.
Nice pursy!
I definitely wanna slice that pursy with some D, yes!
but do they make an 18 year-old virgin (umm, version) of this puss, err, purse? I’ll take 6.
Maybe it’s just me, but I think there’s something fishy about this fail …
What cod possibly be wrong?
I can’t quite get a reel on it
*sits in wonder* hmmm……
It was the salmon mousse!
It’s not a purse! It’s European!
Whose-a-peein wherea?
At least it’s not an organizer, a memory and an old friend.
This is what I get for complaining about all the penis fails, isn’t it? OK, OK, I get it! I’ll keep quiet now!
thats a whole lotta cooch, i mean good you’ve done us brewski.
Gives a whole new meaning to “send in the fail boat”.
It appears the little man has abandoned ship.
Just guess what it looks like.
The eye of Mordor?
It’s actually a smiley of sorts … you know, the old fashion variety… : ()
…it’s just missing eyes.
Or maybe a squished up rugby ball?
Yeah, the kind you squeeze for stress relief!!!!
Lord Voldemort?
He was a bit of a c*nt.
*stiflesalol*
Tsk!
*grabs BFF by the head*
*washes his mouth with soap*
I think he said cant *laughs uncontrollably* right BFF?
But I – pffft – cen- pff- sored the – uuurgh! – word! With a – pfffff – aster-pf – isk!
Yeah, but you were thinking it with your head…erm, in your head.
*gasp*
YOU KNEW WHAT I WAS THINKING?! MIND POLICE! MIND POLICE!
Now now…there is no need to be paranoid BFF.
*Signs BFF into the Youth League*
It’s for your own good me boy.
*blinks at stream of bubbles floating by*
*shrugs*
Oh.
Uh.
Ummm…
*flees*
Wait! Leila! Come back! You forgot your purse!
Not mine. Too big and black and leathery… I would know if that was my purse. Yeah, I would.
Then who does it belong to?
I don’t know why you are asking me. I know where my purse is at all times.
I guess it could be just an abandoned purse someone will eventually take.
And it’s a very nice one too!
You noticed.
Thank you. I take very good care of my purse.
can I borrow it for a while? I goes very well with my outfit
Sure granny.
*wonders what she got herself into*
you won’t feel a thing, I just need some storage for a short while (sorry)
*squeeze*
How’s your headache? Are you fully recovered?
Aw…thanks for asking Brewski. Your GF is so lucky to have you.
I am not fully recovered but I will take it. Better than the past few days. *squeeze*
You’re very sweet, thank you. I’m far from perfect, but I suppose that’s true for all of us.
Glad you’re doing better!
Perfect is overrated.
How are you, Brewski? Been diagnosed yet?
*Judysqueeze*
)
Oh, yes, thank you, I am finally better! After just the first dose of antibiotics a day ago, I instantly started getting better. It’s amazing, I didn’t even realize how incredibly crappy I felt! Nothing like an almost 2-week-long illness to help me not take my health for granted. I almost feel like skipping down the hallways at work! (almost!
I remember you weren’t feeling well when you returned but I don’t think I found out why and have been gone. Some kind of virus? *belatedcomfortingsqueezeandhug*
I think I got a nasty bug from the water or some food when travelling. Now I can look forward to my next trip in a month. :-/
A coworker just told me “I didn’t want to tell you, but you looked really terrible, and very pale.” Oh, great! Thanks!
Poor Brewski! I don’t know about the food but you can at least have bottled water for safety.
You better hurry before someone else gets it.
sealed for freshness …. return if seal is broken or has been tampered with, or give it to granny
granny will take it in any form…
Lurid/embarrassing/dirty Jokes Line starts here/there/everywhere.
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No pushing or shoving people. Do your thing.
If there’s no pushing and shoving, how do you expect the guys to do their thing?
ROFL!!! There are other means, aren’t there? Besides, we don’t discriminate…ladies are welcome also.
groping, grabbing, and thrashing sound like some good substitutes
What are you trying to do? Wear out the leather? Be gentle.
oh yea, you’re so right. what should I do to preserve the natural touch *blushes* of the bag
OK, fine, I dedicate this to GCF.
.
Little Johnny was taking a shower with his grandma.
He casually asked,”Grandma, what’s that?” She quickly replied, “That’s my beaver.” Little Johnny didn’t say another word.
Two days later he was taking a shower with his mom. Little Johnny asked,”Mommy, what’s that?” She replied, “Well Johnny, thats my beaver.”
Little Johnny thought for a bit and said,”Well, grandma’s beaver must be dying, ’cause its tongue is hanging out!!”
Eeeeeeeeeew!!!!! ROFL!!!
Hahahahaha!
hahahaha! Thanks Brewski!
knew that one, but stilll makes me laugh
I’m sure I could never tell a dirty joke that you haven’t heard!
there must be some out there!
I do know a few…..but they are not safe to tell quietly in the dark with no one else in the room, let alone here.
here’s a bad one:
what do you call that useless bit of skin around a vagina?
woman
*flees*
ROFL!!!
*catches granny*
*squeeze*
*releases granny*
*goes to clean coffee spit on monitor*
hee hee!
Surely this is a WIN!
Tampon storage win!
*dials plastic surgeon for some much needed labiaplasty*
Shush kids!! I am trying to make an appointment for my purse.
*gets out piercing equipment*
Righto, so that is one hood, and 4 labial?
*brandishes needles at bag*
*flurry of activity*
I can’t wait to see the results!!
*with a final flourish ties a bow in the ribbon lacing*
Very nice. It could use a waxing as well.
0.0
./.\.
o.o
.X.
o.o
*breaks out the wax strips*
It’s … beautiful!!!!! I can’t wait to show it off.
Can’t find the resemblance with something….
Such a sad sad world we live in then……
Click my name to see the bag in a variety of colo(u)rs
Nice try but no!
We are wise to you smouching.
Or, in reality, if you click this guy’s name, you will go to a rick rolling website that doesn’t let you close the browser window. If you see the URL smouch(dot)net/lol, whatever you do, DON’T CLICK ON IT.
To save you some heartache, you can always right click on the clickie and do properties. You can have an idea of what kind of website it is.
NO!
Where is granny?
In there ^
*gasp!* Really?
I mean, I wouldn’t be surprised…
*zip!*
Surprise!
I knew it!
*squeeze*!
I was looking for me keys!
*squeeze!*
ROFL!
granny in a purse like that is just too funny.
the zip is actually a distraction for would-be thieves, access panel in the front
I would love to see someone (trolls) thwacked with this purse.
I vote we shellack this purse and present it to Avis for her shellacked fish collection.
I vote we just fill it with dried lentils.
I vote we bone it.
Mmmmmm…lentil soup. *salivates*
hahaha! definitely a hippie
*squeeze!*
You still think I am a hippie eh? I would love to get in your head just to see how you picture me.
*squeeze*
*hopes Leila never figures out a way to do this*
Is that how you picture me too Brewski? A hippie? LOL
don’t worry, you’re still hot hahaha!
Wait. Does the hahaha! cancel your comment?
nope
Gladys Ormphby (One of the troll slaying pioneers) would be so proud.
*Clicky*
And this is why I do not like to change my name. ^
Test
excuse me maam, I think your purse just queefed…….
more capacious than an elephant’s scrotum and just as difficult to get your hands on
LOL SCROTUM
Difficult? And just WHY whould you want to get your hands on that scrotum?
LOL SCROTUM.
what you gonna do with all that junk?
all that junk inside your trunk?
Someone say nuts??
*gets out polishing cloth*
that cloth looks a bit like the bag!
Nuts innuendos
way.
Today it’s all about the pus…erm, …purse.
Alright already…
*brushes busy tail*
*gets fresh batteries*
I can take care of the purse as well.
If those nuts aren’t shiny by now, they never will be!
I feel that this is innuendo of some sort. I just can’t put my finger in… er…I mean, on it.
I can’t wrap my head around it.
I don’t get this one?
Then, good sir or madam, your mind is not dirty enough.
Or present at all, for that matter.
You must be a gay, male Mormon then.
if only it wasn’t so loud and stopped spending all my cash, also a bit of a waste of skin around it
That looks so erotic. Almost like a vagina. I can imagine putting some slippery leather polish in the folds and then making love to this purse with my penis.
Soooo erotic…!
hey, that vagina looks like a bag…
lmao
drg
This should be filed under “Design Win” not fail.
oprah’s vajayjay…
lolvagina
Do they cum in different sizes? n_n
I think this is how you can tell it’s not a man-bag…
Travel bag for a gynecologist?
Perfect purse for any girl who’s employment is the oldest profession!!!
Ah, this makes me so happy. I was tired of phallic symbols.
Is this genuine?!?!
Fail? I say WIN. Labes out bitches.
The designer should be arrested for purse snatching.
XD click my link!!!
Punani Purse ?
Nah, it’s more like puntang
That’s either got to be a purse designed for lesbians or a purse for guys made to look like a woman’s purse. Wonder how it feels.
That just makes an extra pocket to use!!
This is actually the unfinished product. The last step is to bedazzle a pearl in the upper fold.
No matter what it may look like (HELLO) it’s just totally FUGLY!!!!
this is something lady gaga would bring around.
WIN
Money Maker!
This is WIN
And to my surprise! upon purchase I discovered a penis shaped wallet inside!!! It’s accessory porn, designed by Ron Jeremy! BROWN CHICKEN BROWN COW!!!
Perfect for if your husband gets bored.
Words fail me.
I wonder if my husband will mind holding this one while I shop…
I just love your new puss!
It’s not a fail if it’s intended. In this case, the purse is supposed to look like labia. So if it does, it’s a big fat win. And yes, I’d carry one.
BTW, I’m a straight woman. Not sure why it would only be for lesbians or straight men as suggested by another poster.
This made me think of this: http://www.etsy.com/view_transaction.php?transaction_id=17201142
The person who made it seems to be on vacay, but the concept rocks. I prefer the intentional, non-subtle vag purse if I’m going to own one. It also comes in a bald version… http://www.etsy.com/view_transaction.php?transaction_id=16616868
I agree — goes a long way toward establishing gender equality with all the miscellaneous FAIL objects that look like a penis.
Finally! The one purse that men won’t mind holding while their women are shopping!
Already been done…
A reminder for why your with her!!!
OMG! A VAG BAG
BAGINA
See my new snatchel? I got it at Ross!
perverted minds win?
Is this sold with the powder included?
It’s a bagina!
so could this be the fabled “man purse”? haha
bagjina?
It does give new meaning to the term “Perse Snatcher”!
You go try on some more clothes, dear. I’ll hold your purse…
This is probably the only purse that a guy would buy…even if their not gay
its the new purse for men…
Stimulation on the go!
Best purse ever
you prudish webmaster, this is a WIN!!
finally get it: if it is done on purpose, it is a WIN. if not, then it’s a FAIL!
vagina purse?
Female designer?
Am I alone in wanting one?
That would make a great cameltoe, LOL
You want a purse that attracts men? Here’s a purse guys will want to take out. Personally I’m staring at something in front of me right now, that I’d love to put in there.
Well this will make all men want murses…