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  1. Stephen C says:

    At first I thought the picture was in the 70′s when pregnant women were allowed to smoke. I hope she got a talkin to. I can easily imagine her getting so much talking to that she had to move away as the first step in a long inevitably futile attempt to hide from insanity.

  2. niiiiice. a positive example of a modern woman.

  3. Cobalt Lion says:

    The trouble with hiding from insanity is that it usualy finds you.

  4. The Bigger E says:

    Mamma should have a nice frosty beer to go with her smoke, too!

    http://i29.tinypic.com/10f9vf6.jpg

  5. RevRagnarok says:

    Friend just told me – this was actually on Snopes – http://www.snopes.com/photos/signs/pregnant.asp

  6. Christine Lane says:

    And she’s worried about jack hammers! Crazy lady – do not smoke while pregnant – that’s whats going to hurt YOUR baby. Dumb A**!

  7. Jennifer Silvers says:

    What a PIG!!!!

  8. aggrotech says:

    Gah, she looks like my mother-in-law: cigarette, pot-belly (yeah, I know this chick is preggers) and all!

    **doesn’t exactly get along with her MIL**

  9. Brad Hart says:

    It is interesting the women most likely to smoke while pregnant are not only poor and therefore the least able to afford the habit, but the the most likely segment of society to oppose abortion.

  10. Laura says:

    Yeah… so super proud that I live in Roanoke… *slaps forehead*

  11. Troy says:

    I totally want to live on Bullitt Ave

    “You’ve come a long way baby…”

    Definitely irresponsible for the woman to do that.

  12. Chris says:

    “…in the 70’s when pregnant women were allowed to smoke”

    that made me laugh almost as hard as I laughed at the photo. thanks stephen c :-)

  13. Kat says:

    Wait, I need to slap my forehead too. Do’n Roanoke so wrong..

  14. Ironica says:

    She states that the criticisms go in one ear and out the other… I guess there is nothing in between to stop it.

  15. Taxil says:

    I live in Roanoke county, not the city where this ditz lives at, so don’t lump me in there with her. The last i checked, she’s still there.

  16. Matt says:

    Wait I am confused. I was under the impression (from websites and popular media) that only retarded midwesterners from retarded red states are this stupid. This is Virginia, on the enlightened east coast. My world is shattered!

  17. Retardeder says:

    @ Matt
    It’s Virginia, in the retarded south
    (you know; the one that will “rise again”)

  18. Xaq says:

    @idv82 — I know it was probably an joke, but “enforced adoption” is not particularly funny or practical. 2 million + kids in American adoption agencies. It’s not like Wonka-land, the adoption system. I think a much more practical and appropriate solution would be DURING pregnancy, getting Gallagher to Sledge-o-matic her belly-melon.

  19. Rachel says:

    Brad Hart- Ignorance abounds!

  20. Tetra says:

    I don’t think the jackhammers will be what causes THIS unborn baby brain damage.

    Ah..
    Wait..
    By the looks of thia mom, I think it might be hereditary..

  21. Snorudle says:

    funny five years ago!

  22. nerdly_dood says:

    Heyyy… I remember when they were doing that road project… They added a bunch of small windy curves to slow down traffic on a straight section of a pair of one-way roads in the eastern section of Roanoke, and those roads are so annoying now… luckily, I live on the other side of the city.

  23. David says:

    the horror, the horror

  24. MER says:

    She already knows about the damages the cigarette is going to cause, but the sound of jackhammers is her concern because she hasn’t seen studies on it yet. I’m sure she’s got some meth and a crack pipe and a liter of Vodka inside. I feel bad for that child, too bad it can’t just kick itself right out of her and slap her in the face for being that dumb.

    “These damn jackhammers are ruining my childs smoking habits!”

  25. Ena says:

    wonderful, giving a bad name to all of us preggers in VA. F***ing moron woman…

  26. dinohh says:

    I think the jackhammer’s noise is the least of her worries for her child… What a dumb lady.

  27. José Vasconcellos Dias Jr. says:

    She is pregnant and smokes?!?!?!! She “really” will be a good mother!

  28. Malcolm Dunn says:

    I love it when someone points that kind of thing out for all of us to feel better about ourselves. Yeah, she may not be the smartest person in the world, but it seems like only yesterday her granny was drinking moonshine and dumping one off into the wash tub while washing clothes. Did you ever think that she probably didn’t have any insurance and she was probably smoking her baby’s birthweight down to save on pain medication. Smoking does help with natural child birth.

  29. Malcolm Dunn says:

    They may have been prescribed. I could be medical pot. Who knows the real truth?

  30. Ash says:

    “Smoking does help with natural child birth.”

    Yeah, the inevitable brain damage on the kid is just an added bonus!

  31. Jen says:

    This lady actually lives right down the road from me, says a ton about my community eh?¿

  32. Nana says:

    Probably smoking to calm her nerves from the sound of the jackhammer, eh?

  33. mitch says:

    Its all good. Undersized babies are easy to give birth too.

  34. Steph says:

    Women like this shouldn’t be allowed to breed.

  35. chelsea says:

    jackhammers will effect the baby ? HAHA, how bout that cigerette in her hand ? tha will do way more damage !

    • Church of Misery says:

      To be fair, if she’s referring to Pancor Jackhammers it could very well do her baby more harm than the smoking – man, I miss Max Payne…

  36. disco lemonade says:

    You people are way too harsh!! How many of our parents smoked when pregnant and we turned out just fine. I’m so sick of this PC state that we live in. It is NOT illegal to smoke. Before you get you knickers in a knot I do think she should have made a better choice, but we are NOT robots. Did you sit in a bubble when you were expecting with no coffee or even a sip of alcohol (even before you knew), did not inhale smoke from ANYWHERE, eat only whole foods, no meds even for a headache, exercise daily, and choose natural child birth??
    People in glass houses. . .

    • Turtle luv says:

      Well, that’s kind of the point of this site,you see — when taken out of context or looked at the right way, even the most logical choices will be absolutely hilarious. Don’t think too hard or you’ll ruin the fun :)

  37. You should talk! says:

    She should be more worried about the fact that she’s smoking while pregnant. Worried mother FAIL!


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