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must have been high at the time
… or five
…or all around.
.
*squeeze*
…or sherrif?
Guess I sorta came in late
Hi, velvet! Get rid of those pesky auditors?
Fist bump would hav been more appropriate
epic win
*Speaks in a monstrous little voice*
My hero.
*Speaks in movie preview narrator voice*
“Once you recover….what. will. you. do….”
*deep bass sound*
“High Fives, all around”
*caption shows 6/27/09*
hahahahaha.. you’re form Hollywood, ain’t ya?
*Speaks in movie preview narrator voice*
“Wouldn’t you like to know…”
In Theaters 8/5/2009
*changes name to Movie Preview Narrator Voice*
Whoever does those previews is awesome.
And the answer to that question iiiiiiis……
Don LaFontaine. *honks harpo horn and rings a buzzer* Thanks for listening, comming up next on wild ‘n wacky weekend of symphonic country punk disco is Patty Melt & The Greasy Grills with their new release “Stuck In The Greastrap Of Love”
*sound of needle on scratchy record*
Ooop! Greasetrap…. sorry….(are we off the air?? good, that’ll hold the little so………wait !!! that mike is live!! oooooh, i’m in trouble for this!! * sound of FCC goons hauling AM Radio Announcer Voice Guy out of the studio.*
Actually Don passed away about a year ago. Not sure who does them now, but he was the best.
Actually, there’s enough of a backlog of Don’s work that they’re still using his lines for movies coming out.
Don’t you mean terrorist fist jab?
High people don’t just go giving out high fives. ppl need to stop stereo-typing ppl who smoke ganja. I smoke A LOT, and I think High fives are sooooo lame!
People who refer to marijuana as Gangja and use the term ’sooooo lame’ in the same sentence should not be used as reference for anything.
Recovery seccess.
lol … have you inspected the trousers?
You must be using the dicitionary again.
Was there just a moment they realized, Hey. I just recovered. HIGH FIVE.
I also like how it’s a recovery form, and the first question is Has the vehicle been recovered? Why else would you fill out a Recovery form?
if you look closer, it’s the recovery section of a larger form, and therefore you circle ‘n’ if you haven’t, and ‘y’ along with the rest of the section if you have
If you look even closer, you will notice it’s actually photoshopped.
You can tell by the blurred out answers in the bottom half…
No, it’s not! It is blurred because they spilled water on it!
That’s a pretty polygonal water spillage!!
I was under the impression it was blurred out to not reveal private details, like the address of the vehicle, as that’s probably the home address of the guy filling out the form, and the telephone number of the same person.
(psst… Ashers… they’re joking…)
Wow…
Insouciance WIN
That’s just the oxycodone talking.
(Previous post taking in the ether)
like I care
Snort!
♫ Carefree highway, let me slip away on you. ♫
Preferable to a footloose (and fancy free) soundtrack.
Honesty is such a rare virtue these days.
…specially with insurance claims..
… high frauds all around..
I was not in the car at the time it was travelling at 50 in a residential street, I had been abducted by aliens, and replaced at the exact moment of impact?
big enough lie?
Highly probable. I believe you k@.
Excellent
*hive fives all round*
That’s a bee-youtiful sentiment!
Honey, I shrunk the car!
I like to bee beelieved honey!
Then you must follow the Beeatitudes.
Wor(ker) you probed??
I droneo!
♫ I shot the sherrif? But I swear it was in Bellflower. . .♫
(and they say it is a vehicle offence?!)
So I got, I got high fives all around? I say.
^ a rousts-a-high-five-aroun’, mahn
Laaj up Fuzzy! Yu star dat lambsbread. All fruits ripe mon. De keyar get back.
I’m just left curious about what happened to the car that warranted the excessive use of high-fives o.0
There is no such thing as “excessive use of high fives”. Ask The Todd.
There is no such thing as “excessive use of high fives” five!
Huh, I dont get it…
me neither
*Gives glasses back*
Danger!
Falling rock.
Failing rocks!
*Sigh*
Just keep your eyes open for Roger.
Where is the rock coming from? So I can dodge it.
Oh Lord, where’s Jack when you need him?
Yeah we won!!!!!!! woooooooo!!!!!
how to people not get it? the joke is they gave high fives all around..
ok daily help.. check..
crack a joke as you leave..
only in LA
I agree a prolonged victory dance would have been more appropriate.
*Breaks out the champagne*
Mookie!
*Hugs*
How are you?
Hi Marius! I am great! *hugs* How are you????
Just peachy!
I don’t think it’s that people don’t get it, I think it’s that they get it but it’s so weak that they think it couldn’t be the real punchline and keep looking.
I like this one
I love that at the top something is scibbled out and then “My Friend” is put in.
I found that hilarous!
Now that is a win. Now I will high five all around. Anyone else want to high five?
High Five! It’s nice!
This makes me happy
I FOUND THIS FUNNY
Lots of neutrons, judging by the quark content of your name.
Dude, they found my car! High five! XD
Strange. I would have done a happy dance, or at least inspected the car for damage.
Nice penmanship!
*high fives all around*
*does victory wiggle*
Sheriff spelling FAIL.
Yep. It should have been written sans sherrif.
The number of times I’ve been tempted to fill out a form this way…
Sex: Yes, please
Race: Anything but the hurdles!
Address: Actually, a pretty red one today
I actually had to think about that third one for a minute. Must need more coffee….
I actually am wearing a red dress today. The love of my life will be arriving on a plane in less than an hour, and he loves when I wear red! *Lovesick sigh*
How sweet! I’m guessing we won’t see you at all later. Enjoy your reunion!
Photos? Videos?
*hmmm polishes nuts*
*Facepalm*
Actually, I’m taking him home and letting him nap (waaaaaay early flight) while I finish the day at work. I might be around for a bit.
*high fives Bearly Awake around for a bit*
*HIGH FIVES ALL AROUND*
:D:D
It said arrests were made, but no name and no charges….??
OT comment- proof reading legal documents takes far too much time and makes my head go funny.
Anyone wanna go for a high drive?
Puff puff high five!
I still don’t get it — the _intended_ meaning of that question on the form. What sort of thing would someone normally put in this blank?? I would be bewildered if presented with such a form.
The question is not too smart either, to be honest.
WE ARE LAUGHING
When I was little, my dad (who was left-handed) cracked his left wrist working in a mechanic shop, and his employer had to fill out the accident report for him. In response to the question, “How could this accident have been avoided,” his boss wrote in, “By not using one’s f**king hand as a f**king hammer!”
Now that’s a report win.
Reminds me of an “incident report” they made me do in high school when I got kicked out of class for farting. One question was “what will you do to ensure this will not happen again?” Uh, stop eating?
fake
Some days I am seriously ashamed of my state…
High fives all around?
Definitely better than low ones…none to be found.
So high fives it is.
Hey, at least they nabbed N/A for N/Aing… the N/Aers so rarely get caught these days.
yoyo players for the win
sherrif? learn your language already
Holly crap! I know who that is! What an idiot! He’s only a few blocks from here!
Did anybody else notice the scratched out text with “My friend” put after it lol
He spelled ‘Sheriff’ wrong.
this is the best win ever.
Def a win not a fail!
fail becuase it’s fake, it’s not been phototshopped some guy just got one of the spare forms and filled out the recovery section to get on fail blog. and he succsseeedddd win to him i guess.
Wow…that recovery happened on my birthday. I feel special. I deserve a high five.