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That guy is just trashy..
Are you calling him white trash?
That’s just rascist, man.
Rascist? Is that, like, a racist fascist?
I just don’t like commies like that running wild on my streets..
Good Morning.
That’s a win. And for the fly’s it is fail.
no strings attached
No. It’s an egocantric view of the world in certain rascal communities. Also known as rascalism.
Rascalism? Is that, like, racer facetiousness?
is that…. HARRY POTTER??
U seen mah bukkit?
Perhaps he was just canned.
That would be such a waste
What the heck are YOU still doing up??
(*squeeze*)
HA! *squeeze* It’ll take me an hour to catch you up!
hehehe
Pffffft. Everyone knows that dragons don’t sleep.
What a pleasant surprise seeing you two at this hour!
True, DrB is usually in a zone of his own.
*squeezesandflees*
Well, it’s nice to see him from time to time.
*chases after jam in jeep*
…nor doze they eat pineapples! (Phew)
I think he just got dumped
Looks like he just threw it all away.
Yeah, he lost his job as a bee-keeper.
He must have asked himself,
“To bee, or not to bee–that is the question:
Whether ’tis noble in the mind to suffer
The stings and arrows of outrageous drones …”
Third. I don’t think it offers any protection
No it doesn’t. It’s probably very hot and stuffy in there.
Keep your minds where I can see them!
Now I realize that its a grating.
4th?
I like the couple in the background. Are they high fiving?
If they are in Switzerland, it might be a high funf.
Or a high cinq.
Or an altoid cinque.
Or, a “hoch funf”.
‘hoch fünf’. exactly what they call it. spread the word.
* gives hoch fünfs all around*
Really?! My German teacher claimed it was a phrase he invented a few months ago. Mind, I haven’t been to Germany yet, so I wouldn’t know.
Acctually we dont say “hoch fünf” we say high five… or “schlag ein”…
*just imagine what it would be like to say hoch fünf*
Haha, you would be laughed at.
naw, hoch fünf doesnt exist. high five’s kind of been adopted here…but if you’re really dusty, you can also use the good old “gib mir fünf” that’s been used before everyone noticed that english is the smoother way to go.
wtf means “Your comment is awaiting moderation.” ._.
At least he won’t be getting any bugs in his teeth.
You mean he has a nice vista through that thing?
Looks like there could be a macquerade in his future.
So that’s what Buckethead Looks like when not on stage.
Hahaha, I get it! He’s off to play tennis in long pants?
plus he’s obviously gonna be late. what a tard.
I think we might have a basket case here.
Now that’s just rubbish!
Please don’t tell me to can it.
Lord preserve us!
I’m glad I scrolled down! I was going to say that he was obviously a basket case and now I can’t.
Putting your head in the bukkit fail.
It might be that he ate all of the pudding and is making good his escape.
You were faster, I failed at reading.
*sigh*
He just needs more attention from people.
Practical AND cheap.
He just bought a trash can and had to get it home somehow.
Exactly!
Your avatar looks like a Pacman level.
Waka waka waka waka waka . . .
He’s carrying the bucket, not using it as a helmet… note the bulky item in his backpack.
FAIL ATTRIBUTION FAIL.
It’s not a bucket, it’s a trash can. You fail
More of a waste paper basket than trash can.
no, its a trash helmet.
Objection! You are assuming facts not yet in evidence. (Got that from old Raymond Burr/Perry Mason episodes.) He may wear that on a regular basis.
Agreed, this fail is probably wrong. But it’s still a fail at transporting it. I’d have just tied it to a zipper on the backpack or something.
I’d say he’s succeeding in carrying it- what if you have no string?
that’s no simple theory
The youth of today…
*tisk tisk*
Anybody here from SFO?
SFO? Socialists Front of Oregon? No.
Seamen Fetish Obsessive?
What kind of support groups are you exactly looking for, Duroc?
She needs to give us orders before we can be Swell Foop Obeying.
Sex For One? Sure.
I’ll join
He is clearly just transporting it, rather than using it as a helm. Think about it, if you had to transport that item no that bicycle… how would you do it? Exactly…
This is a FAIL on the poster’s part.
Put it in a bag and tie it to the thing in the backpack, maybe?
Also, Swiss helmet laws are a fail.
Swiss helmet laws?
It seems like Don Quixote found Mambrino’s helmet.
this certainly looks quixotic
His derby puts me in mind of an old Lonnie Donegan song.
♫Oh! my old man`s a dustman he wears a dustman`s hat
He wears cor blimey trousers and he lives in a council flat
He looks a proper narner in his great big hob nailed boots
He`s got such a job to pull em up that he calls them daisy roots♫
my dustbin is full of toadstools!
How d’you know they’re toadstools?
could this be the elusive BIN LADEN?
Yes, I think you could be right, it most surely is a bin laden fella…
New from Bell: the Trash-met, it allows you to ride your bike, be safe, look stylish, and clean up your streets at the same time!! It is a Quadritasker!! BUY IT NOW!!! $129.100!!!
Behold! A member of the last surviving chapter of the Knights of Ni!.
shrubberish!
It!!!! It!!!!! It!!!!
the way i analyze this pic is that he just bought that bin, and it was the only way to take it back to his place
“Truth suffers from too much analysis.”
-Ancient Fremen Saying
heh … needs more spice!
That’s exactly what I thought.
So.. did he die?
I think you’re right —> no fail here.
Transportation win.
Maybe he’s just doesn’t want to swallow any bugs
He obviously got bored of people asking ‘where’s yer bin?’ when he got back from bike rides.
I thought he misspelled something. That’s what the bukkit is for, isn’t it?
*squeezes ankle*
Something like this?
Det. Danny Williams: You are charged with mis-spelling in a built-up area.
Det. Steve McGarrett: Bukkit him Danno!
Doesn’t look like Hawaii though.
*ankle squeeze*
Have a good trip?
Huh? Where’d the rest of the message go?
How did the adventuring go? It’s good to see you back!
The first part was very nice, swimming in the Baltic Sea, sightseeing and good food. The only problem were several million lady beetles which invaded the coast. Something which happens every 25 or so years. That was amazing and annoying at the same time.
In about an hour my GF will return from Italy and we will be going to Heidelberg tomorrow. Yay! So I won’t be able to post much, not today and not until next week.
How are you?
sounds nice
*alto cinque’s Arthur and his gf*
Wow! That must have been quite a sight, and what timing to catch it! Did you get any photos?
Glad to hear you’ve had a good time so far, hope the next week is even better as you travel together
We’ll miss you comments on the blog though, so you’ll have to come back with grand stories of adventures to make up for it.
I’m fine thankyou, had a foodfight yesterday
No idea who won, but it was fun! It looks like we may be in for some sun this afternoon. Eek!
No photos, we idiots forgot our sim card for the camera… *headdesk*
But there’s a clicky which shows how it looked like.
Awww No! I’m so sorry to hear you have no photos of your own.
Thankyou for the clicky, that’s a scary amount of ladybirds!
*squeezes the moomin*
*runs off giggling maniacally*
Wuh?
*gives chase*
*takes chase*
Theng-kew!
*gives squeeze*
*SKA-WEEEEEZES the Dragon*
*leaves*
HEY!
You got your very own squeeze down there. vv
:p
Found it!
I just gave him one, too. Now for you…
*smooch!*
“YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!! I’M DRIVING!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!”
lol ive got that bin
Paper-bin bike transportation WIN
Good Morning America… Good evening Philippines… this guy gonna rush on to his job…
This place ain’t big enough for two generals.
*Western film music plays*
*puts hands on sides*
DRAW!
*draws a picture of GBF in a pink tutu*
*giggles*
Curses! How ’bout THIS!
*shows AE hand drawn picture of him in banana costume*
*runs away*
*considers to buy a banana costume*
You have to eat a banana while dressed as a banana. Comedy genius.
(clicky)
Arthur!!! Long time, no squeeze!
*squeezesqueezesqueeze!*
Too long…
*squeeze*
Unfortunately that’s it for today – and the rest of the week.
*gives extra squeeze*
*jumps out of banana costume*
*squeeze*
*splits*
*triple squeeze!*
Alright, enough Mr Squeezy Pants!!!
*takes cadets 10 push-ups and punches for those who squeeze!*
That’s what I call a sticky situation
Where the other fail?!
*Where’s
HA, this is on the moderations for FML…
I actually think the guy is just trying to keep the bugs off his face and out of his eyes while trying to stay cool.
yeah lol..
HEY! I didn’t give them permission to put a picture of me on here
That is a transportation WIN
Can’t you all see that he’s just feeling a little blue?
wow, what a fail!
both of his tires are flat!
this guy rides the fail.
he’s a win.
Check out the original blog on this photo.
http://www.montagueco.com/blog/2009/07/bike-commuter-using-his-head/
David Montague was the one who spotted this kid in Boston and snapped the shot.
Did he die??
I’m not sure if this is a helmet fail or a moving win…
I took the photo. On Commonwealth Ave just in front of Boston University, Mass (USA). It was in early May 2009 when all the students were moving. My guess is he’d probably just moved, needed a trash can, bought it, couldn’t fit it in his backpack, and decided to use his head. -best alternative to tying it to a string and dragging it. He was moving at a good clip (despite no air in his tires) when I drove past him, then I stopped at a left turn light, and saw him catching up. I opened the passenger window and held my camera straight arm across the passenger seat and rapid fired the shutter while panning. It was total luck that I got any good photo at all. The company I work for makes some great commuting bikes (www.montaguebikes.com, http://www.swissbike.com), although none have a trash can holder.
kinda like that one mr bean episode…
way to go, rowan atkinson
I hope he gets a ticket
This is an epic FAIL because 1) the guy’s not wearing a helmet and 2) the two people in the background think the guy’s a F-N idiot. So, our hat’s off to you, O’ bastard of the basket. For you may not always know where you’re going, but we certainly know where you’ll be!
He’s just a basket case. If he crashed on his head the witnesses would say, a tisket a tasket a basket in a casket.
Just tie it on with some string and BAM! Safe and economical.
Fake
I’m pretty sure this would be a WIN if this guy was funny in real life.
clown
The latest in bicycle helmet fasion.
lol!!!!!
what a waste
What’s wrong with this? this is the easiest way to carry that trashcan on a bike
Ouch, still. That would totally bite the big one if he ate it. You know that wouldn’t be a happy ending.