The lady, she offered her honor.
The gentleman honored her offer.
And all through the night,
Till dawn's cozy light,
The gent, he was on her and off her.
Silly. A Murphy bed is one of those funky beds like you see in the movies that pull down from the top of a wall. They might exist in real life, or it could be an urban legend. SRIOZLY, tho, probably in yucky large city apartments they might have them.
Walls of Jericho won’t be able to compare to this! Spring forth failbuilders!
(I’m going to be spending my week training someone to do what I do (sad), so I will have a shadow the entire time. Can’t show off my failblogging skills since the person is related to many of my bosses…have a great week everyone! I’ll try to do what I can…but wish me luck on my last week of work!)
Mal! Glad you could stop in.
Hmmm… related to many of the bosses, eh? And I’m sure that had absolutely nothing to do with him getting the job?
Hopefully you have some fun… I suggest a few well-timed practical jokes (well-timed because you’re about to exit stage left).
you could always show him the wrong thing to do, then say you told him not to do it that way, then have you stay around ‘just in case’
but yeah, that sux
Why are you people putting pictures of my back yard on your site?? What’s next… the car on blocks? The large appliances on my porch? The chickens running around barefoot on my roof?
That looks like it could be my yard. The neighborhood kids bust through the fence to take a shortcut to the bus stop, and the landlord gets tired of fixing it, so he comes up with this cheap fix. I actually would say that it is my yard, except I’ve never seen that mattress before.
sleeping ambivalence
I just wanted to say something really intelligent, but i forgot what it was by the time i clicked on “13 failures in communitcation”. dang it.
should have gotten off the fence
where’s the pillow?
Last I saw it, it was three sheets to the wind. I realize that’s probably not of much comforter.
well if that isn’t a blanket statement
let’s put these bad puns to bed. …
No i would like my puns wide awake when i see them
maybe we should sleep on it?
Before somebody puts their futon (their) mouth.
That’s cute
good mattresses make good neighbors
I was thinking good fences make strange bedfellows, but that works too…
lol … en garden bed fellow!!
Sitting on the fence has never been more comfortable.
*smile* … whatever most tickles your fency
were they too lazy to plant flowers?
That’s for the Coneheads to camp out.
the best offense is a good bed
(da fence rests your, um, honor)
I’m Leary of this kind of poetry.
For those who like to sleep on fences! Vertically!
easier on the tailbone for those of us who sit on the fence, too
first time i comment on failblog, sixth, weeeeeeeey:D
Interesting Lift-Off. It won’t last long though.
Interesting idea. It won’t last long though.
To avoid drunken injuries when weaving down alleyways, makes perfect sense to me!
This is not a fail its a win they are obviously burglars who came prepared, now they can bust down the fence without getting hurt =D
what mattress? I can only see that big square shrub?
Sleepy wall
The mysterious one-post wonder has changed his name!
wall wonders never cease
Let me sleep on it
baby, baby let me sleep on it.
Now you’ve got me praying for the end of time
way to use all your resources. What can you do?
Did it die?
The fence? Deffintily.
The kid that ran against the fence? Maybe.
Looks like a low budget film version of Beyond The Wall Of Sleep.
Starring Richard Simmons and Alison Sealy-Smith .
Nice dog kennel.
+1
What do you mean Redneck?
Former Mistress? Makes good neighbors too.
Did you huff and puff and blow the fence down? Come on now, own up.
I’m not entirely keen on your boundary idea to divide up the land. Tell you what, I’ll sleep on it.
*squeezesnore*
Gah! You’re invading my personal space, do you know nothing of boundaries?
*steps over tha fence. looks at the boundary*
what is this, im not Serta of what this is?
*invades Moomin’s and K@’s space*
*squeezes*
*departs*
I sure hope no sheep jump over the fence!
I should imagine this is a particularly enjoyable party wall!
Yes, I’m quite sure the neighbors won’t notice that we did the repair ourselves after we submitted their half of the bill to them!
Innovative WIN??!!
Wilson will have a few words for Tim about this, I can tell you that much.
morning wood in the yard
Hmmm…I thought “Murphy Bed Installation Fail”
In other words, Murphy’s Law?
Silly. A Murphy bed is one of those funky beds like you see in the movies that pull down from the top of a wall. They might exist in real life, or it could be an urban legend. SRIOZLY, tho, probably in yucky large city apartments they might have them.
In case someone wanted to drive into the fence XD
Walls of Jericho won’t be able to compare to this! Spring forth failbuilders!
(I’m going to be spending my week training someone to do what I do (sad), so I will have a shadow the entire time. Can’t show off my failblogging skills since the person is related to many of my bosses…have a great week everyone! I’ll try to do what I can…but wish me luck on my last week of work!)
Mal! Glad you could stop in.
Hmmm… related to many of the bosses, eh? And I’m sure that had absolutely nothing to do with him getting the job?
Hopefully you have some fun… I suggest a few well-timed practical jokes (well-timed because you’re about to exit stage left).
bon courage, Mal.
you could always show him the wrong thing to do, then say you told him not to do it that way, then have you stay around ‘just in case’
but yeah, that sux
Looks like a rosy place to live.
Not even Tom Sawyer could trick people into painting this fence.
betcha Huck Finn could do it.
bleurgh, two worst comments in a long time.
No, really. I think Tom Sawyer would have better chanses.
Why are you people putting pictures of my back yard on your site?? What’s next… the car on blocks? The large appliances on my porch? The chickens running around barefoot on my roof?
Oh, wait… that’s not my roof.
Ramming it would be loads of fun. Does anyone agree with me?
Are there any strings attached?
There are no strings attached. Its just ramming for pure fun.
So it’s just about the fun of it and nothing else?
yes
That’s odd. But i guess there’s just not more to it, is there?
that is in Saskatoon, its right behind one of the scuzziest nightclubs in town.
Behind Tim Horton’s drive-thru on 33rd!! I knew it looked familiar.
Hey… that looks like my….wait a second……oh my it is thats my house I must be famous now
I guess you wouldn’t have to jump the fence anymore. Just meet in the middle.
It looks like Grandma has to sleep on the woodpile tonight.
fine then, just sheet all over their hard work.
It’s a new campers special! An outdoor murphy bed!
No, Silly, it’s a Murphy fence!
*wonders if that mattress is a Post-urepedic*
Duh, it a pull out bed for hobos! Just pull it down and there you go…
belongs on http://www.thereifixedit.com !
Perfect trap for burglars
They fall asleep before breaking into the house
SUGS (Straight Up Ghetto Shyt)
hehe
isn’t this innovation?
That’s gotta be in Missouri! ;0)
That looks like it could be my yard. The neighborhood kids bust through the fence to take a shortcut to the bus stop, and the landlord gets tired of fixing it, so he comes up with this cheap fix. I actually would say that it is my yard, except I’ve never seen that mattress before.
That’s in Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, behind the Tim Hortons on 33rd St. lol
There, I fixed it.
Lazy bastards xD
perfect idea