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that’s beastly
but where is Beauty?
You called, sauer?
.
*squeeze*
*points at velvet*
well you did ask!
^ she’s a
deadringer for a Belle.
*smiles*
ding dong!
gosh is that the chime?
I’m going to ring the neck of the person in charge of eating posts here!
*stops nomming*
*goes for a tinkle*
It tics us off when we can’t toc to each other.
*writes failblog jingle*
^^^ troll boy just inadvertantly referred to me as the Christian messiah- *giggles*
Everyone has their cross to bear and it takes it’s toll.
Why am I unnecessarily possessive today?
*Peals the ‘ *
Your concept, It has the ring of truth to it.
Leslie Phillips? Is that you? It isn’t is it? Argh, I’ve dropped a clanger.
*squeeze and flees*
Someone copped your clapper?
*Squeeze*
*claps on…*
*claps off…*
You rang? (The blog is in a lurch today.)
Sorry to barge in, but AA, do you have an imposter running around today? I saw a post on a very very old fail, which appeared to be from you. Last time that happened, it was a troll impersonating Arthur, and testing out the avatar before he harrassed the regulars.
I was just having a little fun making it appear that a new fail had been posted.
I got your joke, Admiral. But I missed the whole Arthur impersonator.
*squeeze*
Awwww…
*smooch*
Now go stand on your head and turn that frown upside-down!
*smooch*
*headstands*
˙ɥsıʍ noʎ sɐ
*sǝsǝǝuʞ s,q sɯ sǝzǝǝnbs*
Did somebody say “copper clappers?”
Clickie! (totally safe for work, unless you laugh too loud)
Hee, George W is losing it.
Kudos to Lurk for the Copper Clapper Caper!! *SMILE*
hahaha…. silly girl.
right here. GIGGITY!
at least the kids werent facing him… O_o
A) That’s not Disneyland, it’s Walt Disney World
B) It’s a classic character “joke” to playfully block the people taking a picture with you. Do this, or pull their hat over their head, turn them so their back is to the camera, etc. Guests eat that up for some reason.
So in summary, that’s a Fail for YOU Failblog. Thanks!
I won’t sleep tonight because of your statement! Boo you!
Could be Tokyo Disneyland.
nope. it’s epcot, at the france pavilion. IT MATTERS.
Thank you for someone finally pointing that out
Disney characters aren’t allowed to do that anymore!
HAHAHA. Just because it isn’t allowed, doesn’t mean it isn’t being done. Also, just because it’s posted on failblog today, doesn’t mean it was snapped yesterday.
What up Zoo Crew??
If the photographer didn’t want the faces covered, they probably wouldn’t have snapped the bloody picture.
Don’t mess with the beast!
Haha! That’s a WIN, if ever I saw one.
Second that motion.
Second seconding that second that motion.
Actually, THIS comment is the second seconding of second that motion. Luckygetsome, you were the first to second the second that motion.
I concur
Uhh… ditto!
Yeah, what they said…
what line?
I knew it! the beast has a taste for babies!
He ate their heads? No wonder their big sister is smiling so much!
You have to draw the line somewhere.
I haven’t got progeria – I’m just old.
you have to draw a line in your comment
maybe he was referring to your line.
well then he should of said “that line”
i’d say the line was close enough to be called ‘this’.
I agree, Dr. Palandjian.
HAVE. Should HAVE. Should “of” is a massive fail.
Even for a troll made up of 90% fail, 5% angry-about-his-small-penis, and 5% coprocephalus, that’s a massive fail.
Agreed!
And being a grammar troll is different..how?
Seriously, who besides you on this site honestly gives a flying shit about someone saying “should of” instead of “should have”?
If you only knew…
successful troll is successful and fed very well!!
“Succeed” is not synonymous with “success” or “successful.” I.e. if Vicar Jones succeeds in wedging a potato into his capacious rectum, most people would not call that a success.
Whether people are feeding him or just consider him a sadly-amusing sideshow is definitely open to question. But I don’t think calling him “successful” is.
meme deficient much?
How are those supposed to be different? Vicar Jones probably considers his endeavors with said potato a success, if his goal was in fact the insertion in question.
Likewise if the troll’s goal was to get attention – and he should not be labeled a troll if that was not an obvious intention – then I don’t think there’s any question that it was a success. You’re helping him succeed, by discussing him. Therefore he is successful in his trolling.
…unless this was a joke, and then I don’t get it.
Oh i can be fed, just not after midnight and don’t get me wet!
WIN!
Who are these people?
not sure who the kid on the left is, the others are Belle and the Beast and their two offspring
That’s Belle?
She looks like Snow White… guess I haven’t been paying attention to my Disney. At least I did not confuse Beastly with an 800-lb gorilla!
All Disney women look the same.
They’re just waiting for their prints to come.
Their carbon copies?
To show on their 14 dating profiles.
They do not have dating profiles. They wait for their prints.
(Can you tell how much I resent the way Disney portrays women? They all look the same and their life is not fulfilled unless a handsome prince comes and rescues them from whatever. Not one of them built a life for herself, not one of them is proactive about anything.
Ok, I’m done ranting now)
The Queen is proactive, but like any other powerful woman, she’s an evil b!tch.
*Runs for cover*
♪God attack the Queen, send big dogs after her that bite her bum…♫
Not to mention they love to kill off young mothers. Lil’Mermaid, Bambi, Snow white, Cinderella, etc.
Doesn’t it seem like a great many children’s stories involve dead or absent parents, though? It’s definitely not just Disney. They usually use adapted stories anyway, except, like, Lilo and Stitch. Hans Christian Andersen didn’t write about aliens so much.
I was going to say…haven’t you guys ever read the original fairy tales?? Disney actually pretties them up quite a bit, since you don’t see Cinderella’s sisters’ eyes get pecked out by a white bird, or watch Snow White’s evil stepmother have to dance in red-hot iron shoes until she falls down dead.
Now…that being said…I totally agree that mayhap they should A) find different source material to work with, and B) draw their characters a little more realistically-shaped.
Oh what shall we do when our morals are left to stray?
I don’t know, that girl in the red shirt looks quite realistic.
You think they should draw from the works of Angela Carter and the collections edited by Ellen Datlow and Terri Windling?
I was always disappointed they didn’t adapt the odder fairy tales such as The Nose and The Mouse, The Bird and The Sausage.
Yeah… I’ve read different versions of Cinderella, where her stepsisters cut their toes off so that they fit in the shoe. Then the prince realizes who they are by the blood that eventually comes out of the shoe.
In the original story, the Beast stayed a Beast and gave Beauty little Beastieling children who gnawed her breasts… Except for that, I can see how having a Beast as a boyfriend might be nice.
A giant ancient klingom with his human crutches, his nurse and a random girl.
Human crutches lol.
Behold Beast and all his glory! He possesses the strength of 1 beast and two six year-olds.
I thought the six year olds were there to hold up his hands.
pedo-stills?
Emo haircuts…Beastly
The beauty looks like a maid and the beast looks like a California governor in his youth.
The little kids are cute. They need some shaving, though.
too tall to be ah-knolled… he’s only what… 5′6″?
but you are blessed with an std which is affecting your ability to interact responsibly in social situations, doody.
btw – how was the funeral?
what funeral?
your brothers… yanno… the one you said last week died.
oh wait… you don’t really have a brother?
i do have a brother, i said that to get even with ‘leila’
someone obviously can’t take a little joke??
wow it lied about the death of a loved one, typical cry for attention by one unloved, wonder why…..
signs petition.
jesus, you don’t have to get all technical.
Lasers are technical!
*Begins searching*
Why do I always misplace that thing after use?
what the f**k???
I don’t know you but I think that I would smile if you would die.
and i’ll be sad if you live.
Will this do?
O o
/¯______________________
| IMMA FIRIN’ MAH LAZOR!!!BLAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
\_¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
(courtesy of wolfgangmurzel2)
…
That… That will do very nicely.
My thanks to wolfgang.
Excellent! Please aim directly toward
the asshatdoody.I can’t get a target! We’ll have to wait until another post.
Got spare change?
Why do you need a tire? Michelin or Cooper?
I actually need a fix on my damaged rim, please
Doody, I don’t think K@ is God. Though deification would suit her nicely. I’ve seen her pictures, I don’t even think she’s jewish. Also, Jesus is a noun, so He gets a capital letter at the beginning of His name. Much like what I did with your name.
*squeeze*
Hereditary wise person!
Shamanic/ Druidic leanings, but as I say they are passed down through the generations and not exactly a known or appreciated religion, closest to Wiccan I suppose, but I get to use revenge when necessary- where they can’t!
Witch, Witch!
*Brings out the biggest scale*
Oh I weigh so much more than a duck hun! – and witch is the term for an evil practitioner of the craft- notice wise person!
Oh I see.
*puts away biggest scales*
Anyone want some fried duck?
Did you ever frequent the Pagan Tea House on aol YEARS ago?
Usually anymore when someone ways they’re “pagan” that’s what they mean. Something in the Druidic tradition. One of these days though, someone will tell me they’re pagan and start talking about Zeus….
*high fives Rian for the Monty Python reference*
Well she turned me into a newt!
A Newt?
I got better…
No, I don’t think so, I have not really been internet or computer literate for long- about 4/5 years! (my brother hogged the computer when I was growing up!)
Jimbo- look up Astaru as a religion- they are the ones you want!
There was a Kat there, so I had to ask. Would have been, oh… ten or so years ago.
Shame
Would have been awesome to meet back then- but I was a bit of a hot-head- with age comes wisdom! (or a better ability to just shrug and get on with it!)
I keep half expecting to find out someone here was also there. Of course, I don’t use the same name anymore, so I doubt they would either…
*signs petition*
Anything to help the cause.
*endorses*
*signs petition*
*bear hugs Rian until he loses consciousness*
Rian…Rian, wake up. I haven’t seen you forever and you decide to take a nap?
*regains consciousness*
Yes i went into hibernation..
Oh, that’s right, you’re still in school. That means you hibernate in the summer time. It’s nice to have you back anyway.
I’ve signed this before, but what could it hurt?
*signs petition again*
Ooh, a petition!
*Signs several times under multiple aliases*
(apologies for the eventual repeated post)
*puts his best John Hanc0ck on petition*
*realizes his name is actually “Brewski”*
*shrugs*
Oh, say, what the hell did I just sign?
You signed an agreement that you would never wear pants again while on Fail Blog.
Muahahahaha!
*steals Brewski’s pants and runs*
Little do you know that I equipped those pants with an exploding dye packet!!! HA HA HA!!!
*dye packet explodes*
*looks at blue dye on front of self*
*shrugs*
It was worth it.
*sign, sign, pass*
*sign, sign, everywhere signs*
.
Wait, what? Oh.
.
*sign, sign, pass*
*tucks hair into hat*
*looks petition over*
*finds previous signature*
Thought so, I already signed it. It does have a loophole allowing horde attacks though, right? Not that I would care to subject the horde to a doody-head without any real brains (doody in the head doesn’t count).
Again, that is. Notice how brain dead he appears? Yeah, I’ve ripped him to shreds before, he’s already undead. He’s what I call a “rogue zombie”, to stupid to even follow basic zombie commands (play dead, eat brains). Maybe a zombie troll?
Double posted because the moderator questioned the name of a founding father? What’s next?
*eats moderators entire family line*
*burps afterward*
*suffers indigestion*
*doesn’t care – it’s worth it!*
That would imply that he once had sex.
No! Don’t let it BREED!!!
Not necessarily – the particular disease I believe sauer was referring to can be passed on at birth. Link.
I am so not gonna ask. …
ah, the paws that asphyxiates
smothers brothers – good one, fuzz!
*squeeze*
you’re gonna make me turn, smurf sister!
Disneyland — the place where all your nightmares come true!
Going cougar shopping Fuzz?
Just another family photo of a messed up family.
How apawlling.
You have a talon-t for puns there, keep it up!
Somebody’s taken their predatory gloves off.
.
…failblog.org/2008/09/26/gloves-fail/
Hey! That was the thread in which you let me die from Tull complications. *still mad*
*and possibly dead, yikes*
Y’all are never caught flat-footed around here.
But we did catch Bigfoot one summer..
Have you tried anti-fungal cream?
She shouldn’t have peed in the woods near that big blurry thing.
Lets look for any random things in the photo. I see: a pickachu shirt and I see the kid with the yellow shirt is holding something red.
I do not like moderation.
Everything in moderation.
EXCEPT SQUEEZES! *grumbles*
Oh, yes. That will always be in excess!
*SQUEEZE*
Yay
*massivebouncysqueezes*
*excessive squeezes to all failfriends*
*gooses*
…Hey, I just didn’t want to be predictable.
*Squeeze*
Traditionnnnnn! . . .Meh.
*Tweaks nose*
Sleepy Hollow!!
(just don’t tell ZombieApocalypse their heads are empty)
Why would you want me to eat their heads if their heads were empty?
Oh.
There is NO fail in this picture, except for the fact that it is on failblog.
*makes notation in log book*
I’m not sure, Ms B. I think the word “WIN” needs to be explicitly mentioned in there, somewhere.
*squeeze*
Crap. Where’s the white out?
That’s the “failblog fails” logbook. The “this is a win” logbook is right here.
*holds up logbook*
Ye gads! Too many logbooks! Can’t we just vaporize the comment? I saw a laser up there somewhere…
Moomin found it for me! It’s a tad obnoxious but it gets the job done.
Pedobear!
*flees*
No no, my friend. thats his cousin, Pedobeast
And his offsprings, Hairy Pedobeat Jr. and Hairy Pedobeast Jr. II.
*offers The Moomin some flee powder and a squeeze*
*sneezes and squeezes*
Scratch that comment.
‘K
*shrugs*
*scratches*
*takes a powder*
*Collars Fuzz*
Marius has the Advantix here, fuzz…
yeah, but does he know ∂33t 5þ34K, huh?
Oh, go join the circus. :þ
You can’t fool me. I know when I’ve been licked.
*Looks for a Shamwow®*
*boops nose*
*squeeze*
*Joins the flee circus*
…29-95.com/bars-clubs/brewskis-pub-patio
I found Brewski’s home away from home in Houston…
Leila and I hang out there every time I stop by for a visit!!
Actually, this one is WAY better. From those bad boys and girls in Utah!! (Hi Ms B!)
brewskisonline.net
Vice Provo?
You can’t drag me back to Ogden. I lived there for 4 years. There’s a reason I moved…
Brewski’s didn’t provide you with sufficient motivation to stick around?
Sadly, no. You wouldn’t want to come here anyway. We have weird liquor laws.
I hear students at Utah State play beer pong with root beer.
I like that one. But not bikini contest?? Awww
I wonder if the website is providing a sample of the music that’s played in the bar.
Too ugly for this photo.
I’m too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt,
So sexy it hurts!
hahahahaha
That is awesome;)
The photo was actually taken partway through a magic trick. He just swapped the kids heads around. Just like that.
*Steals Top hat*
*Puts Fez on the Moomin*
I’m on a whisky diet. I’ve lost five days so far.
)
(Yay! Love Tommy Cooper
*puts on beanie propeller hat*
*turns it on*
FWIP FWIP FWIP FWIP FWIP
*flies over to the Moomin*
*SQUEEEEEEZE!!*
*FWIP FWIP FWIP FWIP FWIP-s away*
without leaving any trace of violence
*leaves with a trace of violence*
*squeeze!*
Hey, that’s pretty cool! Now trace this butterfly for me.
*scrounges around for more tracing paper*
You are very observant; all wookiee’s cubs seems indistinguishable for me.
it’s funny because it’s true
It’s funny because his hands are obscuring their heads.
*squeezes GCF in obscure places*
This would be the kind of picture found in my album from when I was a kid. There are very few good pictures of my brother. He’s such a goof!
My Dad once attempted to get a good picture of my two brothers and me for their Christmas cards. My brothers kept making funny faces, and my Dad kept yelling at them to cut it out. Finally, I stick my tongue out, and Dad doesn’t notice. *click!* They still have that picture in the album.
*sigh*
If you look through the years of family pictures my parents have, I am always the one not looking at the camera. EVERY YEAR the picture they chose has me glancing somewhere other than the camera.
I spent my early childhood trying to ham it up for family photos. And then I spent the entirety of high school attempting to flat out avoid any photos. Same for college and up to mid-twenties. Now I kinda wish I had a few of myself from those time. I still tend to shy away from cameras.
*has ALWAYS hated cameras*
*never looks … uh … ‘right’ in pictures*
*doesn’t want to leave any evidence behind*
It’s hard to avoid those CSI cameras, when you’re lying dead on the floor. Unless you eat the photographer’s brains, I suppose.
They didn’t get a picture of me, just the chalk outline.
Hee…!
I was an actress and a model for a time. Cameras tend not to faze me.
For a time?
*snork!*
I voted for this one. It’s good to see that Beast has a sense of humor.
Beastly summer fun is just dandy!
♫ Momma had a baby and the head popped off! ♫
I could almost never get that to work!
*sighs contentedly*
Childhood summers. How I wish I could do that again…
Why did you stop??
Buttercup chins, splitting the end of a maple tree seed and sticking it to the bridge of your nose, catching fireflies and kick the can. . .
*Sighs*
Just to be nit-picky, that’s DisneyWORLD…Epcot to be precise.
*picks nits off Laila H*
Good thing I brought my Nit Pickings Carrier!
*Offers NPC*
Thanks, Qwaz.
*puts nits in NPC*
*eyes nits*
*looks at Lurk somewhat quizzically*
*shuffles feet*
*mumbles*
She said she wanted to be nit-picked.
I likely would have mentioned that if you hadn’t. Now I definitely know I’m not the only Disney nut who visits this blog.
Not at all.
*squeeze*
We should show him this one, Or at least put it on the new site.
Bikini contest??! Ugly Hawaiian shirts?!
I am soooo there!!
*rushes out for plane ticket*
*grabs brewski*
.
That’s two plane tickets, mister! Don’t you leave me here with the hellions!
’scuze me, Missy! Why not charter the whole plane, and all the regulars can go? It’s on me!
*waves credit cards*
*checks wallet*
Hey! Judy! Give that back!!!!
ha!
*grabs credit card*
*orders a crew of masseuses/masseurs and several rounds of mimosas*
*gives velvet a big SMOOCH*
*grabs her by the arm and whisks her along to the airport*
Aw, are those nasty beasties giving you trouble?
*squeezesmoochsqueeze*
.
No, they’re not bothering me too much. But they’re bothering quite a few of our usual bunch.
*flies in on magic carpet, sipping tequila*
Problems?
Apparently some of the little numbers don’t add up to the correct big number…?
*WN squeeze*
*SQUEEEZE back*
Don’tcha just hate it when you wake up in the morning and your personal hash function isn’t working?
*squeezes WN 4,812 times*
.
I gotta catch up and leave some for the future, too.
The Beast is nice.
*check*
Uh….doesn’t that make twice today?
Apparently it’s now once per fail. I was confused too.
Sheesh.. need to update the log book almost daily…
What in the HELL you peeps talkin’ bout???
Duroc. He almost invariably posts a single sentence once per fail. He posts-and-disappears, and never responds to anybody.
It’s so regular that I started logging all his posts. It somehow gives a sense of order and routine to my otherwise chaotic life!
Why does s/he post in english? The sentences themselves aren’t exactly perfectly written, (Kind of like 5_Eagles’ working on his writing) and they do have a link to what looks like a spanish blog.
Great mystery shrouds this one.
He’s from Uruguay.
Slightly less mystery shrouds this one.
*Also goes back and yanks ‘ from above post*
Qwaz, I need to tell you that lately you have become my favorite commenter. You crack me up every day.
Well thank you fluffy. I’m glad to hear I can put a laugh in someone’s day. You’re definately not bad yourself.
Thanks to Homer Simpson, I can’t see the name of that country without reading it “you are gay”.
hehehe. me too.
One day you’ll come here though, and Duroc won’t post. It happened with funnyboi previously
If I remember correctly, funnyboi was a troll. So no great loss. Duroc is just mysterious.
Ooooo!!! Did you just say Funnyboi is a troll… TO THE MOMIN?!?! oooooo.. not good, Brewski, not good…
Mistaken identity… apology and explanation has been posted in the next fail.
What are the chances of that?
*squeezes*
O my word!
*squeezes*
No no no. He made a single succinct comment directly referring to the fail.
Possibly the least trollish commenter of all being always on topic, not hijacking threads to be higher up, not calling first or other numerical placing and not breaking punruns.
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it was a ASCII heart…
Don’t worry Tofu, we love you even when your ASCII art fails.
*bear hugs Tofu*
*sniff* aww… you guys…
I think it deflated. Ah well, these things sometimes happen.
*offers a bicycle-tyre/tire pump to Tofu*
*squeeze*
WAIT!! WAIT!!! That’s an EBCDIC pump!!!!!!
Well… now it’s a snake, gun thing… still pretty cool
Oh yeah….. I thought it was a slug, wall interface.
Only people from Seattle and/or England see slugs in shapeless forms like that. It’s a geographic (climactic?) Rorschach test.
Divergent evolution for a rainy climate….spooky!
*runs by with slug hanging out*
*
runsglidesYou and that guy from photobomb today.
There is -Tofu hanging off the side of your slug.
Hahahaha hilarious.
FAIL PICTURE IS FAIL. if it’s on purpose, then it’s not a fail.
hahahaha….FUNNY
its look like murryyyyyyyyy………..hahahahaha
Having nothing to do with anything…. there is seriously X-rated pic up on This Is PhotoBomb. And it is sssssssoooooooooo not work safe!!
I refuse to suffer alone.
At work sowwy
Me, too. Guess I don’t get to suffer.
Oh dear.
Sorta shatters the myth, huh?
LOL – well, ‘things’ do change remarkably when, well, you know…
Some do, some don’t.
A most excellent point
OMG.. I mean.. WTF??
Not really a very ‘hard’ X, though, kinda a limp one…
Oh, yuck. Some people shouldn’t be allowed out in public.
NO CLICKY!!!
(Seriously, I’m at work…)
You might not want even if you weren’t at work.
WTF is it? I’m at work, BTW.
It’s a guy on a dance floor exposing himself. And it’s NOT blurred out.
THANKS, Avis, that’s burned into my retinas. I don’t really get why they think he’s peeing though, he’s clearly creepily staring at someone.
I don’t think he’s peeing either.
And I gave plenty of warning! Curiosity can be such a b!tch, can’t it?
*folds ‘curiousity’ up into paper airplane*
*walks outside, flies paper airplane into open window of passing car*
*returns to desk, content and confident in “No Clicky” policy*
Avis’ post got deleted!!! WTF?
Aaaaaaand now it’s back. I swear it was gone!
I promise I’m not crazy!
Really…
*sigh*
There, there. There’s no such thing as posts, it’s ok. I’m sure there isn’t one hiding under your bed right this very minute waiting for you to come home.
Post busters?
Dirty! For your sins, ten Bloody Marys and a Poster Noster.
now I’m fuzzy on the partake-ulars:
is it I could AVE Maria or OF Maria
Relax Ms B, don’t drive yourself mad trying to prevent yourself from going mad. Save your sanity for later.
Besides, sometimes it’s fun to go mad.
OK, if anyone is going to be hanging out their nuts. It is going to be me!
*exposes nuts*
*puts them back into sack*
There, now continue with what you were doing before the interuption.
*Hangs “no clicky* sign on post*
Sorry Avis, store policy.
I didn’t link to it, there’s already a link on this page to the site. But I do not blame you in the slightest for not wanting to go to it.
*Falls on face again*
After kicking yourself yesterday?! You must be really bruised up, poor thing.
Ah, I’m fine. The only thing I can feel are the diodes down my left side.
Well, I’m glad to hear it’s not terminal.
CHALU ….photo hahahahaha
Oh well at least now the camera wont break.(fast)
I dinner what you did there.
he’s brunching out into new spheres
must be some UGLY little suckers
The lady in the blue and white dress scares me…………and the kiddies
Is it bad I always thought the Beast was hotter before he turned back into the prince?
Dilly, do you like movies about alligators?
Dilly, you ever seen a grown Beast naked?
Dilly, have you ever been in a… in a Philly zoo?
Uh oh, busted. Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
I just want to tell you both good luck. We’re all counting on you.
*grabs ZA’s head*
Look, I can make this into a hat, a broche, or a pterodactyl!!
*grabs dilettante at the zoo*
Look, I can make the beast with two backs!!
*runs away* And leave that poor yak alone!
^brooch^
*bukkit*
^sbrokkits^
Touch my monkey! Love him!
.
Oh wait, your behavior at the zoo. Hm.
where is the new fail?
I would like to know that as well!
I’ll bet some poor firster is in absolute agony right now.
Ha! That 1mage makes this almost worthwhile.
*refresh* dammit!
*refresh* dammit!
*refresh* dammit!
HA HA!
I’m actually holding the new fail in a program that only allows it to be seen if the user restarts their computer. Refresh won’t work.
GIVE IT BACK!!!!
So, do I have time to go potty, velvet?
I assume you were joking, but I tried it, and it worked! That’s amazing! It took a few tries, and BAM! There it is. I voted for that video, too!
*wonders how many fell for that*
not I, but I did exit the site and come back. restarting takes me about 10-15 min. so no way
To see the new fail, first stand upside down with your head in a bukkit of piranha fish.
He just got up to go make another hot pocket and to get more mountain dew.
Hey!
It is a breakfast lunch AND dinner of champions!
*sobs*
*pat pat pat*
*paces back and forth in
cellcubicle**mutters incoherently*
Hey guys!!
*squeezes to all those who wish to be squozen*
I just showed up for the afternoon fail and can’t seem to find it. Did LCB steal it?
*squeeze*
This has happened before. I think it was over 40 minutes late once.
NOOOOO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O!
*falls to a heap on the floor, crying*
Hey, it could be worse! They could have decided that we don’t get our noon (for me) fail vid anymore!
Or they could be having problems with viddler AND YouTube!
This sucks. I just might
get some work done todayhave to find another site to waste time on for a while.*high five*
Somebody spilled a cup of coffee on something important looking with lots of buttons and knobs. As soon as it gets done sparking they’ll give us the new fail.
Oh my, 40 minutes. So, Beauty and the Beast huh?
*reads thread, scratches head, whistles nervously*
I got nothin.
*runs through thread passing out squeezes*
i nommed the corner of it, but it should still be ok.
Thanks, I like squozens.
*squeezes all around*
Here’s some fresh-squozen orange juice for you, Judy!
*bear hugs Brewski*
I think we should start drinking now if we’re gonna have to wait.
*pulls up a cooler full of beer*
Thanks, Brewski!
*downs juice in one gulp*
Now, did someone say beer?
*waves at open cooler*
Everyone help yourselves. I tried to bring all the weird beers everyone mentions on here.
*Jimbo-squeeze*
I’ll take a Weird beer please!
*digs around and finds a weird beer that tastes like grape soda*
See any root beers in there, Jenny?
Oh, you found a Concord Grape Ale? They don’t even make that one anymore!
beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/59/1508
*squeeze*
*passes tootbeer to MsB*
there does appear to be a glitch in the Matrix … i just came back online … went to FB.org “homepage” and THIS fail (Disneyland) wasn’t appearing for several minutes (just showed that bukkit head as the Fail pic on top).
The name… is Neo!!
WOOOOOOOOOOSSHH!!!
*Fires pistol at Brewski*
WHOA.
*smacks Qwaz* hey, he’s just make-believing, he can’t really dodge bullets. …….. or can he?
Why oh why didn’t I take the blue pill??
I took both, give that a shot.
that has to be trippy even now. a radioactive isotope and a mind wipe…. and you’re in the real world outside the matrix, but you don’t belive your there or remember getting there?
Insane in the membrane!
I think dilly has really messed with the FB continuum … the posts are now in a different order than they were originally. And some have been, um, doody-fully expunged.
My screen reached out and stroked my face. That is normal right?
If your pistol stays loaded for more than 4 hours, call your doctor.
♫Doctor doctor, please! Oh, the mess I’m in!
Doctor doctor, please!
Oh I’m going fast! ♪
*wonders if anybody here will even know that song*
Flying Saucer???
*snork*
uh oh.
Isn’t it kinda funny that this whole class of drugs warns you to call your doctor if the drugs do what they claim to do?
*Looks at Advil bottle*
If headache doesn’t come back within 4 hours bash yourself in the head.
Sort of like the sleeping pills that “may cause drowsiness?”
*Rubs smack site*
Well he dodged my make believe bullets…
ok then. sorry for make believe smacking you. *smooch*
Whee! Ok Brewski, practice run’s over!
*grrr*
*dodges bullets in slow-motion*
You can’t escape me!
*dives down Qwaz’s throat in one quick motion*
Eeeew!! What did you have for breakfast?!
Hot pockets and mountain dew. What else?
yup same experience here
It’s broken, mom!
Mom, it’s broken!
♪ Mom-it’s-bro-ken mom-it’s-bro-ken mom-it’s-bro-ken. ♪
The other day as I drove past the car wash, my son started trying to convince me to go get the car washed.
“Mom, the car’s dirty. The car’s dirty, mom. Mom, the car needs a wash down. The car’s dirt.”
I ignored him. He said the car was dirty 12 times before he gave up.
Well I guess it’s true children really are just broken records
Did you make him wash it when you got home?
I wouldda.
At least now if they mess up their faces they won’t look any different
They were my kids
My kids I say
Yes them
Ah, hell. I might as well go get some work done. That county ordinance ain’t gonna type itself.
See ya in a bit, failers.
I just had both maintenance and the comcast guy here (they’re doing upgrades in the building) and was hoping hoping hoping that when I could get back here, we’d have our vid.
Nope. Just us failers flailing around waiting.
The sad thing is, when the vid does show up, some trolls are gonna flood it with total crap.
I worked through the last fail. I was prepared to goof off full-time with the next one
same here
i want the new fail!
I just checked ICHC to see if they are also experiencing technical difficulties, and it appears they are right on schedule. *grumbles*
That’s favortism!
*pounds fists on desk*
Pundit Kitchen and Lol-Celebs also appear to be running fine, at least there are no “Where’s the next Lol?” type comments as of yet.
*continues to sleuth*
*îmagines Ms B pounding her little fists on a desk*
How cute.
Don’t make her angery, you would not like her when she is angery!
As a costume designer, I think the Beast looks awesome, but the princess looks like total crap. Way to cut back, Disney.
aw, you gonna make a Belle.
Notice how the Disney heroines always wear aprons! I guess so they are ready to get back in the kitchen after their prince rescues their helpless collective tushes.
The only Disney herione that is really respectable is Ariel (besides the fact that she wears sea-shells as a shirt, and seems to think this is appropriate). She is discontent, and goes out of her way to find a way to change it. The prince is mostly just a douche wandering around googley-eyed at pretty girls with nice voices until the end, when he becomes momentarily heroic. Ariel is pretty awesome, for wanting more out of life and then going to get it.
But the idea that it takes a man for her to find happiness is stomach turning.
Indeed. I’d like to think that she would have been happy independent of the man, but I just don’t know. She wanted to go explore land before she saw and saved the prince, so one can hope she would have found a way to do so anyway.
What?! She fell in love with a STATUE of him! That’s why she wanted to go to land, she thought her dad yelled at her too much for stuff like not showing up when she’s the star of a concert and the fact that she was in lust with a piece of granite.
I like the Dreamworks take on that in Shrek the Third.
The Day the Blog Stood Still
Still beats Groundblog day.
I prefer Monty Python and the Holy Blog, myself.
I quite enjoy Blog-Dependance Day, personally.
Blog to 5 is a great one. And I could totally go for Escape From New Blog.
It’s only a model.
haha goofy did the same thing to me way back. PWNED!
Aww… this is so great. My first job was working at Disney World (and one of the characters I played was the Beast)… I probably sent hundreds of families home with photos exactly like this one. Awesome.
its likely you lmao
this isn’t disneyland
An hour and fourteen minutes.
I hate to say it gang, but I don’t think we get another one today.
We might. One has to hope!
Lalalala lalalalalla
*I can’t hear you Qwaz*
He’s a blasphemer!
Shun the non-believer!
SHUUUUUUUN!!!
A magical leiopleurodon!
It has spoken! It has shown us the way…
Bwahahahahaha! My work here is done…
You’re the Banana King!
… Donkey Kong?
Just how do you appease the failblog powers that be?
*puppy-dog eyes*
More fail please.
*holds hands out*
Please sir (or ma’am), may we have some more?
We neeeeeeeeed the fail. If we don’t have it, the world might implode!
You know? I think they’re just enjoying watching us squirm.
*runs in and dishes out squeezes of victory*
Welp, that’s his was of saying those kids are ugly.
Victory?
*squeeze*
Are you freeeeeee?
Aye sir, the more they overtech the plumbing, the easier it is to stop up the drain
Best Vacation Photo in the whole album.
tiger cover my face in a pic at disney land just like beast did in this pic it sux
I always love it when a minimum-wager fully commits to his or her “character.” It’s so real (and yet so wrong).
i didnt know they had taurens in disneyland
CAPTION FAIL…This picture is from Walt Disney World in Florida, not Disneyland in California.
DOUBLE fail. This is Disneyworld. Not Disneyland.
Hey, who turned off the lights?!?!
HEADCRABS!
One of the funniest thing I’ve lately seen.
WOW, that is a FAIL! But you have to admit the girl’s shirt is a WIN (If you look good you can see a Pikachu)!
pikachu!^^
Blech. Pikachu; I used to love that show, but now it seems ridiculous…I’d better not spoil it for little kids *yet*
i like pikachu!(ps to a person called “Op”)
That’s not Disneyland; it’s Magic Kingdom in Florida.
THIS IS WIN!!!
Even the Beast finds these kids too ugly. Was worried they’d break the camera.
LMFAO!! THAT’S GREAT!!
1 of the kids has a pokemon shirt on!(ps lol)
Looks better this way
I don’t believe that’s Disneyland. Disney World or Paris maybe, but not the Ca park.
lol..
wow xD
Meh. Characters pull stunts like that all the time. Who cares?
the beast sure hates 10 year olds
That’s hysterical!!! Good on you, BEAST!!!!
omg i laffed so hard i started crying. i dunno why i think thats sooo funny!
Fail as old as time….
Zombie }*_*{
pikachu shirt = win