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Stripped his assets right off the starting blocks. He should have incorporated himself.
I have to say, it’s all it’s cracked up to be.
Having been stripped of his assets, he is now in arrears.
It is actually an Italian woman from a race a few weeks ago.
Attends, I believe you may be in need of a belladonna.
.
See others’ posts below — the swimmer is Ricky Berens of the U.S.
Hmph. I stop by to make a comment after a prolonged absence and I get moderated for my trouble.
I suspect it was because I wished for a swimsuit malfunction to happen to Liam Tanc0ck.
LCB!!
*squeeeeeeeeeeeze*
You’ve been missed.
*squeezes back*
How are things here? Anything going on I should
consult with my lawyer aboutknow about?*checks to make sure all shinies and bling are still in place*
Noop! All is well.
Well, the Androgena strain is now eating rubber.
Now you’re just splitting hairs.
(Would that make this person hirsute or HIMsute?)
D’OH!!!
Hirsute is what was split, of course.
*smacks self*
Just breathe really fast. Or take acid.
LCB! Where on earth have you been? We’re developing a ridiculous oversupply of shiny objects in your absence!
I’m on it!
*takes out iPhone, runs “Mine Mine All Mine” app*
*watches all the shinys get transferred to Lair o’ LCB*
*squeeze*
*reminisces about the good ol’ days, when LCB took that turkey baster and… and!!!*
*winces*
How IS Junior doing?
I still refuse to believe… um… it was eaten. I expect to be tearfully reunited one of these days. I bet s/he is selling pizzas on the street in Naples. Or working on a crab boat in Alaska. Take care of yourself, Junior!!
*sniff*
Maybe we can do it again sometime, Brewski.
How about Thanksgiving?
I’m not sure I’m ready to get stuffed again so soon.
I hope that app doesn’t bomb on you.
If it does, will you fall out of your chair, laughing?
I’ve worked with a lot of wise-quackers, but you are dethpsicable!
I suspected azimuth.
*looks at LCB suspiciously*
What’s your angle here, toots?
*looks innocent*
*consults Missal of Silos*
You didn’t provide much guidance, it took me a while to lock on to that punrun.
But now you’re on target.
It was Slim Pickens at first, but now I’ve learned to love this one.
You can’t fight in here! It’s a pun run.
That’s a strange(love) thing to say.
Anyway, don’t Sellers this thread short! It could be a Major (Kong) success.
Being There, doing that.
Oh, I have no Clouseau I’d better not say anything.
*POUNCES* from out of the shadows.
*WHEEEEEEEEEEE!!!*
*schnuggles*
just belladonna or “atropa bella-donna” ?? Atropa bella-donna = E: deadly night shade / D: Tollkirsche /F: belladonne / I: belladonna / NL: Wolfskers . danger of toxin : ++++ .
Non ti preoccupare, Lolcat-on-the-prowl-er —
Fuzz has nothing but mad respectz for Nightshayde’s pupil-poppin’ skillz.
*announcer voice*
If your pupils remain dilated for more than 4 hours, consult an opthamologist.
uh oh.
ah, the viagaries of religious experience
Just lie to me and tell me these don’t make me look like a douchebag.
oh, baby, your, ah, spiritual future’s so bright
we’ll enlighten the night
*pulls the shades*
wheres thes guy with that long name? I love his comments v.v
Aww, Shucks. *Kicks up dirt*
Only because i spelled “that” wrong!
Ahaha. Damn. i just failed on myself.
Acctually i meant “the” guy..
huh. man, its to late to think. need to go to bed.
Really? Wheres?
You can’t reply on me. now im cool.
Stop fooling me!
I CAN do that .. that. thing. but im too lazy to do it!
You…um…may want to rethink the whole concept of “ninja”-ness…
What, you didn’t know ninjas are highly trained in both laziness and vagueness?
*giggle*
I think Ninja here may need a talking too…
And dilettante, I think you’ve confused a “ninja” with my “stock broker,” or my “lawyer”…
Ninjas have lawyers?! I think the art of not getting caught is dying out…
Try to watch me as a swirl around in black. Now I am crouching down-up up on the ceiling, behind you ha ha ha.
*actually just sitting at a computer being lazy and vague*
dilettante, there’s a reason I used quotations around each of those names I used…
That’s right, this is a guy. The very same thing did happen to a woman swimmer a few weeks earlier, but because she was a woman, she was disqualified from the race. However the guy was not, because he is a man.
That makes no sense.
It’s obvious. He’s a zombie.
That’s fine as long as he isn’t a head crab zombie.
Don’t worry avis this happens to be the reverse psychology troll. Calls other birds and people claiming they are part of his flock.
I…Who…What…? Is it me? Or Breen? Could you at least elaborate. I honestly would like to know what you meant by this.
See that “reply” button on the right? You seem to use it A LOT. It often holds a clue to who someone is replying to when nesting is still available. ♫The more you knowwwwwwww!♪
Actually, I’m wrong this time, that WAS unclear. But I’ll help you anyway by saying your comment made NO SENSE and nobody cared. I apologize for the confusion!
Lol! Nesting to myself will confuse him further! I’m giving up now.
*snorkgiggle*
Not really worried, just pointing out that it makes no sense.
I get it. The year after I graduated from high school, the football coach and the librarian were caught skinny-dipping in the school pool. He was married, she was not. She got fired, he did not.
Sorry nest fail, meant to post on someone who has the big “C”, but is yet to be cut out.
You rang?
Some cheeky commenting going on. Butt I’ll take a seat and enjoy it.
Mom…is that YOU?
Actually it the Danish Swimmer Chris Boe Christensen at the World Championship 2009 and he won the heat and beat the Danish record
this is actually not a danish swimmer… its an american swimmer name Ricky Berens in the prelims of the 800 free relay …..
OMG…those are some great ass-ets!
Best whale impression in my opinion
Seems like i have to look up a few words in my dicctonairy.
builders crack looooooool
somebody’s mooning the river
Half moon = dirty pool.
when golf and swimming come together, a hole-in-one.
Wider than a mile
We’re after the same rainbow’s end…
… and someday crossing an open-ended swimsuit style.
How the heck did that happen? I’ve never seen runs in a swimsuit before.
As the starter shot his gun, the swimmer shot the moon.
Now a breach in the swimming breeches breaches the waves.
That was a cheeky breach in etiquette!
hee … and someone’s apparently quite bummed out about it.
That may not be a fair assessment Fuzz, most everybody seems to be enjoying it.
So long as everyone was happy in the end.
I would prefer sound instincts over this breach of etiquette.
flap faster, i’m getting left ‘behind’
His hindsight is 20/20.
That’s not his ass, it’s the throttle!
(Yeah, that was kinda trollish)
*thinks about squeezing dragon*
I finally learned bold and italics, DW.
*throws caution to the wind and squeezes dragon anyway*
*strongly suggests troll stay downwind*
*whirls around and decks Captain Obvious right in the chops*
*removes the ‘anti-troll’ title from his moniker*
NO TOUCHIE without being invited first!
*hands him an ice pouch and sends him off to the corner for a time out*
Sorry if this sounds anal, but it seems like we have assiduously asserted assorted ass-themed pun-runs in the past?
assolutely
It’s a great way for new people to crack their way into FB
Actually, I would give his hind-sight a perfect 10.
He was two tens during that race.
Aerodynamic win
He wanted things to flow better
The darkness must go down the river of nights dreaming
Flow Morpheus flow, let the sun and light come streaming
Into my life, into my life.
I promise it wasn’t a Baby Ruth!
There’s a light
Over at the Frankenstein place
There’s a light
Burning in the fireplace
There’s a light, a light
*flicks his bic*
*folds newspaper*
Double feature?
lol … no need for an X-ray for this picture showing
…in the darkness, of everybody’s life.
The zipper up the back split.
I’m sorry but this is no fail. Woo-eeeee, bay-bee!
Tis smexy, no? I love me some swimmer bodies.
To be clear, that’s the tight, muscular buttock of the MALE swimmer Ricky Berens of the US Olympic Team and there are in fact several beautiful shots of HIS ass from that swim heat fail. Total Sports dot com has a few, if those of you salivating over this are still interested.
And you are assuming those posters above you aren’t female why…???
(or men who are attracted to men…)
(Yes, that too—theng-kew!)
Heck, I’m a man not attracted to men, and I can appreciate the sculpture.
Glad it’s not just me who’s impressed.
Ha! It shows you are secure with your own sexuality when you can appreciate the physique of a person that you are not sexually attracted to. Homophobes would run away screaming, due to their own sexual insecurities.
Anything we can do to scare idiots away is fine with me
*hands Scott a cookie*
Yum! Thanks DW!
*nom* *nom* Phew! *nom*
Dragons bake big cookies!
Yeah, but they’re not as good as this guy’s buns.
*admires Scott’s buns*
*winks*
*watches with glee as trolls recoil in horror*
*waggle’s eyebrows back at Brewski*
*watches troll heads exploded*
It’s like this, I can say a Mazda MX-5 looks good but that doesn’t mean I plan on sticking my key in it.
She says to the gay man…
moar liek Ricky Bare Ends, amirite?
♪ If you go out in the woods today, you’re sure of a big surprise…♫
I’m Care Bear Staring a hole in the front of that suit this very minute.
Me? I’m just plain old staring lecherously at his ass.
Dulce de lecherous.
Not too latent for national cheesecake day are we?
I prefer buttermilk pie with an ice cold glass of CreaMass.
Maybe she’s a plumber in her day job.
It could be a Brazillian plumber.
(I you don’t understand what I mean, google Brazillian swimsuits.)
Wait, is that a “she”?
INVADERS!
she? nuh-uh.
To be fair, many olympic women swimmer’s bodies do look frighteningly similar to male swimmer’s bodies.
*one example linked in my name*
I really shouldn’t of followed that link.
It’s work safe, just kinda scary…
Draaaaaaaaaaggggggggonnnnnnn, help…
Can’t we start fining people for improper prepositional use?? I mean, really…people who can’t tell the difference between a preposition and a verb form deserve to have their money taken away…right?
Fine with me.
♪♫
“Of Gun, Will Travel
Reads the card have a man
A knight without armor, etc.
♪♫
*cries*
Oh, sorry, DW. Didn’t mean to make you cry.
*offers brightly decorated Kleenex box*
Here, of a tissue.
Tissue? TISSUE??
But…I barely even know you!
Oh, well…*tisses anyway, all the while ignoring the blatant attempt to make the English prof go starkers*
Yes… ’tis me. What’s wrong with that? Do I of bad breath or something?
*offers Altoid*
Here, LCB, of a breath mint.
*gets assorted playthings to distract LCB*
Here you go…
Have mice and men.
♪♫
These are just two of my favorite things
♪♫
Hey, it worked! I didn’t say, er sing:
♪♫
These are just two have my favorite things
♪♫
You of cracked me up, LCB!
At this point, some judge should have sentenced one of these cretins to come be my butler.
What what what, a preposition proposition?
Guys wear the little Speedos, no top.
My bad! I’ve gotta scroll down before I post.
*sigh*
I don’t follow swimming enough to keep up with fashion trends.
Pretty much everybody has started using the body suits. Supposedly the material they’re made of offers less drag in the water than human skin.
When I was on the swim team in high school, we just used to shave. That really, really worked, especially for me.
Just like that movie, Teen Wolf 3: Sasquatch Swim Team.
Oh, that wax scene was SOOOOOOO painful, wasn’t it??
Especially the feet. *shudders*
I watched that part through my fingers.
*Is reminded of “weave a Navajo indian rug.” Etc.*
That’s answers one question, and raises so many others.
Shaving parties were always tremendous fun. Boys are horrible at shaving their own legs & are quite amusing to watch.
looks like a penis
I would like to remind everybody that there is cake in the break room.
THE CAKE IS A LIE
i lold
this pool has a bottom
For once it has two you can see.
(Glad you’re back, Fuzz.)
perhaps to be seen in a future Sports Illustrated*?
*
(A swimming t’anks to you for your welcome, Neener cube.)
First Michael Phelps, now this! The swimming scandals won’t stop!
*squeezes Fuzz and Neeener cube for no reason*
computer generated for maximum thrust in the water, see dietary intake notes
is this sometype of new sexual fetish? ive been gone for far too long…
Where have you been, man, everyone’s getting off watching suit malfunctions during competitive swimming. You’ve got to shoot a starter pistol and mainline some neoprene while you look at it for the full effect.
It’s all about what suits your float, dude.
Photoshop FAIL! Guys, if you really look at it, you can SO tell that it’s photoshopped!
You can tell because some of the pixels and having seen many shops in your day?
this had better not just be a ploy to get me to stare at his rear or i will be quite mad and may just pout about it
Well, time to check off the Photoshop troll. We also had quite a few Care trolls in the Braille Fail.
Now that there’s a handy guide, it’s become fun to go troll spotting. Ohh look! A common ruby-throated Firster.
*click*
You must have a lot of experience in staring at fake asses.
Could be, if she watches a lot of CNN.
Urgh – brain fart, I meant CSPAN.
lol … I’m sure CNN’s Lou Dobbs has a fake ass birth certificate.
You crack me up!
*snerk*
ROFL! My brother is a huge photoshopper (or whatever you would call it), so I can tell these things…
Yeah. My brother is a pilot, so I can fly.
its real..it’s in the newstands as US qualified for the finals in Rome..
It is NOT real! It’s defiantly a funny idea, but it is NOT real.
im sure you WANT to look really close, hmmn?
Okay, think about it: First off, what sort of idiot would design a swimming suit like that? And second, even if they DID design it like that, what sort of idiot would BUY it? Or let alone WEAR it in public?
OH! My God, I feel like an idiot now…
I STILL SAY IT’S PHOTOSHOPPED!
I’m not sure… it could be photoshopped, I suppose…
I think it’s a zip fastener fail. Interesting though!
I bet the swimmer had a great split time on the back, um, lap.
(User “eee” provides a link to the article about the event below. V )
He just eclipsed the competition.
I thought he had been training in a rip tide.
*POW!!!
*picks self up off floor*
Eh…who needs socks anyway.
*swells with happiness*
*SMOOOCH!*
WIN.
Agree.
Ditto!
I do not see this as a fail. I find cute butt to be a win/win situation.
I hear ya, sister! It’s a very cute butt. I’m glad we got a glimpse.
*moons fluffy too*
*flies off, ass in the wind*
*Lights a match*
lolol i was going to say the same thing~!!! looks like a win to me ^o~
how come woman can strip near-nekkid and men are half covered up???
TAKE IT OFF~!!!!! that is a nice ass, and its just a little peek-a-boo.
why its so fun :3
God! The first comments are filled with trolls!
* tries to resist the urge to say it*
*fails*
Thanks you….
What does that mean? Postive or Negative?
*squeezes anyway*
Thank you captain obvious…. How did I let you draw me into saying the whole thing?
*bear hug anyways*
Always happy to make others happy!
fantastic-ass win!
Fantastic ass? Pfffbbttt!!! I’ll show you a fantastic ass….
*moons snee*
OMG, i can’t see, i’m blind!!! oh teh hoomanitee!!!1!!!
Schrodinger I like you, especially since your name is a quantum physics reference, but I will put you in time out if you continue lolspeaking. That being said, my ass is not THAT white….
*moons schrodinger*
*fully blinds him/her*
Ha!
*click*
HEY!
urgh, I hate the emoticon.
Let’s try this again. :p
*Hacks server room*
*Pastes picture all over the internets*
*Hopes for anonymous donations*
You are going to e-mail me copies of all these, right sweetie?
Agreed. I am liking this view….
I remember the news story for this, she was disqualified. Poor woman.
I’m betting she’s quite the celebrity back home though.
Actually this one just happened. It’s a guy, and he still ended up getting in 4th place! Pretty awesome.
Incorrect on virtually all points.
The swimmer was Ricky Berens, an American male, and far from being disqualified, he won a gold medal for the US team.
See link in my name. Also, SHEESH.
I’m surprised he wasn’t disqualified for competing whilst under the influence of crack.
heh … performance enhancing stare-aids
Famous or infamous?
I sure haven’t heard of him.
Good afternoon Avis. Unless the weather on your side is terrible. Then I hope it gets better.
Wonder what his time was after the first split?
lol … you had a faster time than I did on this pun!
sorry for the inadvertent copy! ^
This is his best event, freestyle.
Are you sure? I thought it might have been the butterfly.
You may be right. He’s zippy in both events.
Hee…! I’ll bet he’s bursting with pride.
I think he knocked a hole in the competition.
Oooo I would like to give him a breaststroke…
He’ll obviously score heavily in the backstrokes.
Someone ought to start a pun-run! Huh? Well don’t ass me about it! I don’t have any ideas!
You’re behind the times El Capitain, a couple have already breached up there. ^
Well, señor, I am still a bit of a noob. But I’m trying to be helpful.
I assume this run will get going too, it’s still in minke condition.
This run is sure to make some people rear their heads.
Would that be a (choose one):
1. “bun pun run”;
2. “fun bun pun run”;
3. “bun fun pun run, Hun”;
4. “One fun bun pun run, Hun”;
5. “One un-fun bun pun run, Hun”;
6. “Done! One un-fun bun pun run, Hun”;
7. “Done! One ton, un-fun bun pun run, Hun”;
or,
8. “Son done one ton, un-fun bun pun run, Hun”;
OK, got one more for an outdoor pool:
9. “Son done 1-ton, un-fun sun bun pun run, Hun”;
and then this, but it doesn’t follow the rules:
9(a). “Son-of-a-gun done 1-ton, un-fun bun pun run, Hun”;
Dang! I meant:
9(a.1). “Son-of-a-gun done 1-ton, un-fun sun bun pun run, Hun”;
Somebody stop me:
10. “Son one done won one 1-ton, un-fun sun bun pun run, Hun”;
God help me:
10.1. “One son one done won one 1-ton, un-fun sun bun pun run, Hun”;
Neener, for all of our sakes, calm yourself and have a stiff drink. Or six.
There’s a good boy.
I’m OK now. I ran out.
*gives Neener a gourmet dinner for being a good boy*
Easy now. Don’t choke on it. And don’t eat with your mouth open! Here’s desert!
Gobi desert? Sahara?
*Looks around*
I meant desert dessert! Here’s Saguaro candy! Yeah. That’s what I meant.
*Takes buckkit*
*Does a blaaaarrgh!*
Mmm, sandy.
Mmm, need to learn to refresh.
It’s more common than you think.
Try a Mentos™! (clickie, etc.)
*cries*
I used to love the beach…
♫ Tell me more, tell me more, was it love at first sight? ♫
♫ He ran by me, got my suit damp ♫
what kinda suit are you bringing up against me?!
LOL, too funny. Whoops!
RT
http://www.anon-web-tools.us.tc
I think the question we’re all asking is: who decapitated that guy?
Yeah, where the hell’s his head?
Covered by a white swimmers cap….
That IS his head. He’s got an ass-face.
Damn you, fluffy, I cannot stop giggling at this.
feces
*gives sham-wow* i am NOT cleaning this up this time!
Looks like he ripped himself a new one.
that guy is an ass.
Looks fake to me
Agreed! Still funny though!
There is documentation confirming that this actually happened at the event. Yet you are all over this thread claiming that its photoshopped. Its MUCH more likely that you desperately desire the attention. Perhaps next time you should just post “ME!!!!” over and over again. At least it would be more honest.
what
Fail? That’s a win to me!
Exactly you took teh words out of my … swimsuit !
*ticks item off in logbook*
Wait, you keeping a log, too? What did you just check off?
It’s the same log. I just checked off the “It’s not a fail, it’s a win” comment. Gotta have at least one of those per fail!
Timeout is finished. I’m substitute anti-troll squad. The rest of the time I get to be retarded. I’m still looking for the Chuck Norris trolls. Those are my faves.
Don’t flatter yourself; it’s unattractive.
May I ask why some of the regulars hate me while the other half is at least teaching me.
*covertly slides question mark in on that last one*
*facepalms when realizing this isn’t covert at all*
*understands that he is already an attention troll, don’t remind me*
No one “hates” you, and you are not my “enemy”. You need to be a blip on the radar first.
However, you seem to have already answered your own question there, bub.
Oh, right.
Also, I think fluffy would like it if you checked out the new FailBlog Blog, as s/he calls it. I hope it works out.
Oh, wow. *pops popcorn*
This OUGHT to be good.
*brings popcorn as well*
Fluffy said that it should become a place for reference and for the regulars to hang out.
Popcorn? Yes, please.
Oo! What are we watching?
*munchity-munchy-munch!*
I don’t know, but it must be interesting.
*shakes box*
Reese’s pieces anyone?
Did someone say Reese’s Pieces?
I brought Dr. Pepper, Coke, Pepsi, Root Beer, Cream Soda, 27 different versions of Jones’ soda…
Hey, DW. I was beginning to wonder who was on this time of the evening. Nice t’see ya!
*squeeze*
I’ve got banana nut muffins cooling on the counter. Have one? Also, some softened cream cheese, if you like.
*droooooooooooooooooooooooooool!*
*takes a muffin and a schmear of cream cheese*
Oooh, these are delicious! This will really get the party going. I should bring some of that cake from the break room!
I’ve got muffin but good things to say about you, Judy.
*squeezes two sweet things*
*sigh*
*squeezes the Admiral*
I posted a link ^^ up there, but it is awaiting moderation. To check out the history on our attention whore, search for Norton Antivirus Fail and then search on the page for “proper”. Most of the comments were expunged but plenty remain.
I went out for three hours and not even a soap opera slapfight smackdown of clueless here for me when I got back?! Sigh. I’ll go watch my linkie instead.
*squeeze* back atcha, AA.
*goes off in search of history*
Oh come on, Dilly…I already punched his lights out up there! Anything more and I’d be liable for child abuse.
*snork*
I still have to say, I’m with Dilly on this one.
I disagree. Starve this one.
Good point.
And thanks to whoever put my blog on the list!!
I am honored!
*squeezes to the responsible party*
Yer welcome.
Evening, Avis, Dilly. Muffin?
Aiki’s should go up too!
And If I can ever figure out how to do a similar list on mine, I’ll return the favor.
I’m actually about to go make either truffled popcorn or peaches and cream ice cream. I can’t decide. Suggestions?
*Salivates at thought of peaches-and-cream ice cream*
I vote for the latter!
Nice piece of research AA.
Avis, can I ask how one Truffles popcorn? I’m intrigued.
What is it, like just after 8 Chicago time? Then ice cream, definitely! But, then again, maybe the truffle popcorn.
Just read your blog. Sorry you didn’t have a nice experience at the concert Wednesday. You’ll have to expect that when going to “public” events sometimes, I suppose. Unfortunate for those who truly just want to relax and enjoy the evening.
Avis went to another concert with obnoxious people there again?
Yes, the poor thing. With kids and hula hoops!
One truffles popcorn by lightly spraying the popped corn with white truffle oil. I haven’t tried this yet, but it’s how they make it at Whole Foods. I may also add a pinch (microscopically small) of truffle salt.
And Judy I know, but really, it’s a symphony. If it were almost anything else it wouldn’t bother me so much. They really need to discourage the gabbing a bit more strongly.
That’s just double terrible.
But really? Hula hoops?
In my defense who the hell brings hula-hoops to a symphony?!!
Thank you Avis, it sounds decadent.
I’ve made a note to look for it the next time I’m there.
*wonders if Judy is still at the bar drinking hurricanes…*
I’m never buying ice cream again!
*looks wistfully at ice cream*
That looks sooooooooooo yummy…!
Would you like some? It’s made from two peaches, a few spoonfuls of sugar, a bit of vanilla and about a pint of heavy cream. It’s a little rich, and more than one person could HOPE to finish in one sitting!
*stares at ice cream while walking by*
*Trips, falls on face*
*more salivation*
Oh for crying out loud!
*hands out (clean) bowls of peaches and cream ice cream*
Whee!
*Is a happy boy*
Nothing like virtual ice cream to make you feel good!
*Sits back and watches, interested, taking notes*
*Sits back and watches, interested, taking notes, also eating popcorn*
*scribble*…with white truffle oil…*scribble*
Far from fake. I heard a news story about it. Also, there is a guy posting the facts farther up the page if you care to read all the comments.
With a body like that, it’s not really a fail…
One man’s swimsuit fail is my hot @ss win. Woot.
I agree, that looks like a WIN to me!! <3 *drool*
Pert buttocks WIN!
So sexy! =D
Well now Michael Phelps has resorted to doing nudity?
Butt cleavage ftw!!
One of the most cheeky, visually-pleasing fails.
;D
hey… wat did i miss??
This fail is SEXAY!
js8ssn bhgfyoumm ……
Im a woman:
…………
if the failer is a man, he got a niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice ass
if the failer is a woman, i wish i could have that butt…………..
but was that photoshoped????
It’s not photoshopped…. the guy was doing stretches and his swimsuit split. It was all over the web this past week.
this is pretty sexy… I wouldn’t call this a fail, i would call it…. OH HELL YES
Sure looks like a nice plump muscular WIN to me.
a beauteous gluteus to the max
The race went swimmingly after that.
The going in a rearwards direction was a piece of cake!
Hello, Brewski.
Creamy!
he has such a supple
mentMassIs this the Gay Olympics?
That firm tuckus say epic win to me!
Arse
weight that fail rite
No, win. Can we talk about Dat AZZ?!
wat
Creamboy approves of swimsuit!
Creamboy is gonna die! I’m just kidding.
*Big squeeze*
What up with the hobbit feet?
Do you like ‘em? He only charges $1 per toe lick.
Do you suppose when he’s not swimming, he’s a plumber?
LMAO
um . . . audience win?
He’s never going to hear the end of this.
If you count me down as the attention troll, we’ve pretty much covered every type of troll there is on this thread. Hmmmm… Not being an attention troll is hard with my personality and being a noob on internet commenting.
*Narcissistic self-squeeze*
Are going to get anything new today? It seems like the rest of the thread is women going “WHOAZ NIZE AZZ:):):):):)”
Whoops, I accidenty forgot a pronoun. Just put it up there, will ya?
Captain O, you’ve clearly got a lot of energy and enthusiasm. I bet, though, it’s the sort that could soon lead you to some frustration and disappointment here. I don’t know if you’re into Zen at all (I am), but I’m moved to share this little story:
___
When he was a student, Zen master Chao-chou once asked his teacher, “How do we approach the Way?”
His teacher, Nan-chuan, replied, “If you try to approach it, you’ll miss it.”
.
___
I asked one of my own teachers this same question, saying, “Nan-chuan says if we try to approach it, we’ll miss it. So what am I to do?”
My teacher’s reply to me was, “Don’t try so hard.”
.
_()_
Whoa, that was deep.
Okay, I understand. I’ll just come back tonight and leave you guys alone.
And there’s cake in the break room.
We’ll save you a slice!
You accidenty FORGOT? Oh my.
I believe he is unclear on the concept. My suggestion is to let this one slide and see where it goes…
It could get better, I like the way you think!
We can eat ice cream while we watch. Avis brought some ^^^.
As long as it’s not Captain Stalker’s I Caught You a Delicious Bass flavored, I’m in. Pass the sprinkles?
It’s quite peachy, actually.
*Passes Sprinkles*
Just what ARE sprinkles, anyway?
Many people call them Jimmies.
Hmm…
“Hey! Whatcha got there?”
“Jimmies in my ice cream.”
“Woah! Can he breathe?”
I’ll stick with sprinkles.
Yummy!
FYI it’s a woman.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1196792/Top-Italian-swimmers-horror-bathing-costume-bursts-open-unfortunate-place-championship-meet.html
so much for hydrodynamics
One man’s fail is another woman’s win.
For that fresh water blasted feeling…
It’s just an enormous bidet, they’re all the rage these days.
Look at the butt on that.
looks like phelps moved on to crack
This is obviously a fake
A. way too much splash for just the hands going into the water.
B. if it was so tight that it ripped, it wouldn’t suddenly become so loose that you could see the inside of the suit apart from his skin.
C. He’s in a completely different position than the guy next to him, he must have started diving at least half a second before the other guy, that just doesn’t happen in competitive racing.
it was on a relay…… and the back bubbles up a little bit when you put on a suit like that… and it would go apart like that because of the suit being so tight.
I have never wanted to pinch a cheek so badly.
They’re just so… perfect!
I’m sure the sitcom inspired aunt feels the same way.
Come here you little cuties!
*pinch, pinch, pinch *
Gah!
Wait…
Hah!
I hated that “Touched by an Uncle” show.
I’m glad I don’t have a TV!
“If you haven’t got anything niece to say about anybody, come sit next to me.” ~ Auntie Alice Roosevelt Longworth, sort of
Wasn’t that Winston Churchill?
Almost. Actually, the way he put it was:
.
“I am easily satisfied with the very best.”
~ Winston Churchill
Ooo, I like that a lot. *goes and puts on her Winston Churchill t-shirt*
WTF? I googled it and was
Please don’t ever mention that show again. It looks so creepy and I mean that in the WORST way.
What?! I made that up! Wow, I can’t believe somebody greenlighted that.
Jenny, I’m about to kick myself for asking this but I must know: What in hell would a show like that be about?
I don’t think you (or I) want to know!
*kicks self*
You looked it up, didn’t you?
No, but I am using an ENORMOUS amount of fibers in my being to resist looking it up.
I guess I made it grow by taking about it.
Dilly WTF? Why would you make something like that up? You sick sick dill-hole.
(Just kidding, ok it was a little sick, but I like you – like a fat kid likes DQ Dilly bars)
*slurpppp*
DON’T DO IT!!!!
*jumps up and down*
Um, thanks?
It was supposed to be cute (like a puppy dog), but it turned out creepy (like a troll). Oh well.
Gay win! ::fans self::
I’m not sure it it’s been mentioned yet (I skimmed the comments and didn’t notice it) but it seems the other guy (you can see his feet and hand) was so stunned by the wardrobe malfunction that he missed his mark.
He looked before he leapt.
Was he thinking about skin diving?
I’d be thinking about slapping it. Good game indeed.
…while the speakers blast ‘Whip-it, whip-it GOOD’
moar liek skinny-dip-it …
*soothes self with Fun-dip candy*
Maybe Avis can help us settle it. She seems to have the skinny on it.
Not really, I was just making an observation.
Shhhh sweet Birdie. You’re drawing attention to my poorly placed pun-run.
Where is his head?
now he can turn on the TURBO MODE!!
Did he dive?
surely you don’t really expect us to diveulge that information, shirly
Hee! You like to make waves with that joke, dontcha?
Yeah. Sometimes I get board.
Well, I’m glad you have two platforms here to showcase your talent.
He’s no piker.
somebody should tuck and cover
We may need to tie a bell on this diva to keep her descent.
I see your fingers moving but I can’t fathom what you’re typing.
You’re talking to yourself. It sounds like you’re going off the deep end.
Hey, guys! Let’s lighten the atmospheres here…!
Can I hold on to my Martini for Effect?
*bends over to check the temperature of the bathos*
*pops open some champagne and adds suds to the bathos*
This will relieve the pressures of the day.
Then let us get in and discourse on divers subjects.
I wish they would have showed a hot chick in that. Just take the swim cap off of her.
Homoerotic WIN!
Glad you enjoyed it.
for about 20 seconds, i thought this guy had no head.
That long, huh?
yep, that long. i guess the white haircap meshed with the water… or i´m just very dense. let´s go with that.
Sorry, but that cute booty is a WIN in my book!
I say it’s a epic win! What a nice butt!
WHY??????
what a nice tight ass he’s got ^^
If ur gay this is a win!
Not this sh*t again. Dragon, here’s another one…
I JUST saw this.
Pfft. At least the second part of his name is right.
Exactly what I was thinking.
Was that a troll label or a anti-dragon name thing?
Either way, I like the name. That is one crappy band.
Hey! Now I have to change my band’s name.
A random idiot, methinks.
Tsk, another worm circus.
*SQUEEZE!*
Just another cast-off from society, Marius.
*SQUEEZE*
The net effect is something along the lines of an anole absurdity.
*Squeezes Dragon and AA*
Your karma chameleon is showing there, Marius.
Just trying to monitor the malcontents Dragon.
I am currently typing with one hand as I watch a spider build a web from my forearm to a nearby shelf. . .
I have never felt so old.
At least this wasn’t another commode(o) fail today.
And it’s really not a good idea to admit to typing one-handed around here…for whatever reason. :p
Correct DW. Some people might think that you’re a jerk. Off topic how are things?
Things are good, coyote! I’m a bit thirsty, though. I think I’ll have a fappucino.
Are you suffering from laryngitis today Neener? More than one of your posts is blank.
It’s code….
You have a code and it’s given you laryngitis? Have you tried honey and lemon juice?
Source code dammit!
I understand. You have a code and it has made your throat source. The honey and lemon juice really might help that.
I feel much better now.
Here try this code neener. Relieft{
int instant relief
if (instant relief = 0) {
full heal;
make happy;
}
else {
stay happy;
}
}
As most coders will do when making mistakes I will claim that my method is called Relieft.
The best program is to avoid people with codes so you don’t catch a bug.
Never initialize the contact as well. It can lead to many errors and irregularities in your normal output.
I believe our concern has left Neener speechless Emperor.
Does dragon routinely attract trolls? Not on purpose I mean but, has this been commonplace?
Yes, this is true. But honestly, I’d like to smack this troll in the face. At least I TRIED to fit in. This is just pure sh*t and I would like to throw up because of it. This is a sexist thing to say, and you just can’t do that crap.
I am confused with you. What is sexist about the comment?
Confused about what you were trying to say I mean.
Maybe we should both stop talking, because you just confused me with that last post.
(I meant that it is slightly derogatory towards gays)
The original comment. I really suck at this. Just get me moderated already!
All I am saying is that you said it was a sexist thing to say. It had nothing to do with the gender of the person viewing the picture… Though I don’t see a reason why you suggest I should stop talking?
Or maybe a woman.
Or maybe just a butt connoisseur in general.
More!
Hey dilettante, long time no see.
Hi, it’s been a while! But, sadly, bye, I REALLY need to go to bed…night all!
hey, Neener, not so loud
This is great!
Watch next post.
Ooo! I hope it’s blank! I’m overstimulated.
ILMAO!!
Aaaaarggghhhh! It won’t let me!!
*shakes fist*
I was having such fun.
Whispering sweet nothings into the ear that is failblog?
shhh psshh shhhs
*Sweats*
*snorks*
lol.
heh … sweat dreams, Marius!
Yum. I would call that a serious WIN!
*smile* yet another gull buoyed by aquatic boy butt
I’ll smack YOUR aquatic boy butt. *evil smile*
yeah, here you’re talkin’ smack on the bottom of the bare thread …
just as my night soft head is ready for bedding …
now you’re gonna need to comforter me
*winks and nods*
Sweet dreams! *SMACK*
You and everyone else on here ^^ ! Yum indeed.
it had better be a girl
‘Taint. It ripped prior to one of the mens competitions at the World Swim Championship this weekend in Rome. It’s a man. No buts about it.
O.O anyone know where I can get one?????
Disagree…COLOSSAL swimsuit win!
That’s no fail! That’s just sexy *drools*
Both sexes can agree you have a good bum, double you win.
W-Win!
*goodnight squeeze and schnuggle*
*schnuggle*
he shaved
Been using the zoom button?
At least the hole isn’t the other way
Be happy that he wasn’t doing the back stroke.
He must think the sun shines out of his arse.
I don’t know about the sun, but I definitely see a moon.
He misunderstood the concept of solar power.
Perhaps it is an experiment in wind power.
Ooh… swimmer butt! Yummy!
Some cleavage at last.
Oh man. Want!
He’s just got it on backwards is all
its for easy access from the rear
On your marks, get set,
*swimsuit rips*
OH NO!!!
{Begin sarcasm}
Obviously a wardrobe malfunction.
This can NOT be tolerated!!!
Where is the FCC with the MILLION DOLLAR FINE???
OHHHH!!! The CHILDREN are so TRAUMATIZED!!!!!
We want justice!!!
We want revenge!!!
WE WANT MONEY!!!!!!
(OK we want a cold shower
)
{End sarcasm}
haha! buttfail!
i’m willing to overlook that as a fail…by overlook i mean stare intently at…
Ricky Berens still won the race, and his team made it to finals and won. So I would almost say this is a win!!
WIN!! WIN!! WIN!! It could only be better if it had split all the way.
Oh my! What a great ass!
funny i thought it was phelps
Toned bod, WIN.
Reliable swimsuit, FAIL.
Talk about RIPPING ONE! (Ba-dum-ching)
ITS George Bovell III NOT FLAVIA ZUCCARI!!
What does the front look like?
ON PHOTO IS RICKY BERENS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
But what if it was on backwards?
oh geez assless chaps for swimmers
I do believe this is a win! *pinch*
totally a win – if it is a guy…… *straining eyes for closer look*
how em-bare-assing.
…high five
Look at his big ass Flintstone feet!!! Dayum!!!!!
i never thought i’d see such a great sports opening. although, that is one muscular ass.
Dee-effin-licious!
Uhhh Forgive me if this sounds stupid, but I can’t see his HEAD! I can’t see it between his arms and it’s FREAKING ME OUT.
Can soemoen comfirm its a girl so i can wank off to it.
hey, if you like it, just wank away. *wink wink*
hmmm, aerodynamic i shall say
That really “cracks” me up.
Lol, i think its a man, if its a woman, thats just gross. At first i thought i was boobs the other way around. lmfao!
I would lick that butt
Shouldn’t that be a WIN?!
If that’s a woman why does she have a man’s ass?
this is a big win. well, there’s a big win in my pants hahahah
I fail to find the fail about this swimsuit… Unless he’s wearing it in the showers of a prison, and drops the soap.
At least he wasn’t wearing it the other way around.
At least he got off the blocks fast…
Actually, that is an epic WIN! Hes got a nice tush.
I’d pay to motorboat those bubblicious buttocks.
Don’t judge me. <_<
He is Dr.Rockso the ROCK-N-ROLL CLOWN!!!!
HE DOES COCANE!!!!
KA-ca-ca YEA!!!!!!
see childern, dont swim or ur more likly to do drugs =(
i <3 phelps
First a$sless chaps, now a$sless swimsuits? Where will the madness end? :O
Seems more like a swimsuit win to me.
Yum!
Muscular Butt WIN
um, i’d actually call this a win. yum.
where’s the head?
Photoshop=FAIL
his head is invisible and the splash is too early
thekickback.com/rickroll/rickroll.php
That guy has boobies? lol
um this is def. a win.
this is a def. win.
Feel the water between your cheeks!
at least he didnt put it on backwards
Looks like a design meant for a fruit swimming convention.
Peachy buns WIN