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haha!
Second
Tasty?
Bullshit!
Tasty bullshit? My, my, you eat some strange things.
Hooray! BondFan! *cue hilarity*
Hello. I’m a bit surprised none of the “regulars” have turned up yet.
Yeah. I suppose it is still only 5am over in the States…
I need a more memorable name if i’m ever going to be remembered..
I’m quite a regular visitor, and occasional poster.
Don’t worry! Just keep posting, and everyone will get to know you.
If you want an avatar, go to gravatar.com
Is my avatar working?
Is my scimitar durking?
durka durka.. muhammed jihad.
gotta get me some of that good stuff
weiner
Not yet. Wait for a few more minutes. Or you could clear your cache.
Oh, now it is!
Now, Jon, what kind of things are you lord of? theres some pretty strange things out there that not even satan would be proud of >_>
you mean… like the Tyra Banks Show?
HA!
Demented gets my first audible laugh of the day!
Jon may be the Lord of Mt.Garbage.
or the burning pile of tires in Springfield
Over-the-rhine in cincinnati….
Lord of toejam?
LOL @ Demented and Jenny. Probably should have thought about the kind of things that nobody wants before titling myself Lord over them. Oh well.
Hail Jon the leftover lord!
looooooool aww man. gives you muscles and creamy ass
“Regulars” don’t suffer from cream ass.
Indeed. Only trolls do.
Trolls like doody95?
*claps her hand over samr’s mouth*
Don’t say its name or it’ll think you’re calling it and show up!
Hey it’s cool. I banished trolls into the facebook void further down the thread vv.
Still, better to not mention them in case they’ve found 5000 friends to recommend the eternal stream of apps to.
Not so fast, the cream may be an important part of your ongoing effort to prevent ass chap.
LOL — my Mom once wondered why the little kids hated it so much when she tried to put cream on their “bottoms” when they were chapped. I suggested that she put the same cream on her “bottom” and then sit down. The thought alone made her understand … it was quite funny to watch her process the process ….
My first *snork!* of the day!
I just had the whole mental movie go through my head reading your comment Elsa Mama. I love my failblog mental movies.
I squirmed slightly, and winced.
Morning/Afternoon/Evening/Night, all!
{{{{Elsa_Mama}}}}
(comment on ICHC still awaiting moderation)
*as in a commercial*
CreamAss not getting it done for you? Then you will looove our new AssMilk, twice the power, less of the same!
*cue music, Enzyte Bob smiling*
I don’t get it?!?
french supplemments..what else to expect!
I think they just FAILED in the spacing and shortening of name.
Crea Mass, as in gain creatine masses.
Nah, they just like Asscream
asscream for asshats!
what will they think of next. …
i use creamass because it make me feel like more of a MAN!
cool man!
I feel like a man right now actually…
just beat it…
Hahahaha… it’s supposed to be a contraction of Creatine (an essential amino acid for muscle builders) and Mass as in bulk as in what kind of musscle you are after! I suppose non-english speakers wouldn’t get the incongruity
You sure do know a lot about CreamAss. Hmm…
+192 points.
what’s that worth in internets?
192 cretins
and 35.6 nincompoops.
I’ll see your 35.6 nincompoops and raise you 189 doggone idjut galoots.
I’ll buy the 189 doggone idjut galoots and sell 55 bloomin’ nutcases.
*thought we were playing poker*
*puts her cards away*
*eyes the bloomin’ nutcases*
What colors do they bloom in?
Reddish-green.
But this is the FB Stock Exchange! Oh, hang on, dimwitted fools are up 60. And buffoons are down 70! Buy buffoons!
While you all concentrate on buffoons, I am buying out the imbecilic troll market! All your troll are belong to me!
Keep ‘em!
Take our trolls… please!
I’m sure i can lock them in the eternal void of new pointless applications that won’t go away until you send them to 5000 friends that is facebook.
You horrible monster! No semi-sentient being deserves such a fate!
Well Jimbo, if you want to look after the trolls yourself then be my guest.
They’re not house-trained, and their vocabulary consists of “First” and “Fail.
At least lock them in kennel a size too small. Subjecting them to facebook apps is a fate worse than death. Constant rating of things in fives, horribly misspelled surveys which only have two outcomes…..
*shudders*
*faints*
If you want proof that they deserve it, look at the first two posts on the previous fail.
How many nanocompoops are in 1 nincompoop? 100 or 1000?
Does anyone have a chart or website that I can use to convert “doggone idjut galoots,” “internets,” “cretins,” etc. into the NEW Universal Currency
FFaillors?PS: Lurk, “bloomin’ nutcases” are Sooo LAST YEAR! Gaaah!
I know, but I thought the kids might like a couple. They want everything to be pink or purple, though. Razzaflabbin’ kids!
hmm. I believe that:
1 doggone idjut galoot = 0.01 Faillors, or a “Failcent”
Cretins are worth 6.38 Faillors
Internets are worth infinite Faillors.
Or 4.3 Courics….
1 Couric = 10
FFaillors.I’m non-english speaker but I get it pretty well, you CrapPass!
Also Sprach Crappazuzu
Hehe.. don’t be too sure. The company that makes that spooge is an *American* one
Yeah, the store I work at sells this stuff called “Muscle Milk” and has pictures of jacked men on the bottles. It doesn’t conjure delicious imagery.
CreeeamY!
you thing is vanila flavour?
think*
+90 points for asking if I have a vanilla flavored thing. That’s great. I have a few under the counter.
Didn’t I remove you from your position of “Points Giver” last week?
It’s an honorary title.
Nope it says tropical fruit flavor.
i prefer cream pie myself.
cream on, cream on … cream until your cream comes true
♫Sweet dreams are made of this
Who am I to disagree?
I travel the world
And the seven seas
Everybody’s looking for something.♫
(probably creamass)
♫Swing low, sweet chariot,
Comin’ for to carry me home;
Swing low, sweet chariot,
Comin’ for to carry me home.
(with some creamass)
♫Ive been waiting so long
To be where Im going
In the sunshine of your love.♫
That’s sunshine of your love, by Cream(ass)
And BBF, it’s “Comin’ forth”, not ‘Comin’ for’
CREAM ON CREAM ON AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
I’ve seen that on the webs :O
No doubt helps you lose weight by causing diarrhea.
Good one — and good comments.
I’m french, and I didn’t see “Cream Ass”, only “Crea Mass” ^^
Exellent !
I’m also french, and it’s with previous comments I understood.
Awesome
bienvenue to our CR’ASS venue
Almost as good as Crea Mate
Just add milk for a horrific milkshake!
You could always add canned yams though, that fixes any recipe.
Feel The BURN!!!
Hee hee, he’s got that barbell sideways for a CreaMass
Your mother is Crea Mass!
“Why don’t ya just call it operation ass cream, ya ass!”
You just don’t get it, do you Scott?
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Looks like the guy with the weights has already started creaming. Or is he dreaming?
I also noticed that, but then I realized he only got a wedgie he’s trying to get rid of.
Maybe some CreaMass would help that.
Approved by 4 out of 5 flight attendants.
Does the 5th have a chapped ass?
Must be. The lid isn’t tapered and would be a real “bugger” insert.
As a french speaker too, I only see “Crea-Mass”. It took me a long time before seing the joke.
In french, it is the contraction for somthing like Crea(ting Muscular)Mass… else, it would have been an ass cream ! =)
Errr not Creatine then?!
heh … looks like iStan has not optimisé his browser resolution
its creatine. ^_^
cream azz lolzer
I don’t get it…
Ah!
)
Cream Ass…
Well, that’s not that funny..
(I’m french
Aren’t many body builders gay anyway?
Their moms are gay
I’m french me too and didn’t get it until I read your comment! Haha! Good one!
By the way, it is not a “Crea” for “Crea(ting)”, it is “Crea” for “Creatine”, the proteine responsible for muscular mass gain.
CreamAss actually looks pretty tasty… And I’m not saying that because I’m french.
Does my butt feels soft after I drink this? *feels unsure* *drinks supplement* OH NO! I HAVE NO BUTTS!!!
I’m surprised the dude who works the front desk at my gym hasn’t tried to sell me this, yet.
I wonder how many more French people will not get it.
My estimates are 532. However only 2 more will feel the need to tell us how french people interpret the word CreaMass.
The others are running out to get their own tub of it.
I think you’re underestimating them, Jenny. We’ll have at least 10 more tell us how it’s interpreted.
I think we have about 15 already, I’m saying the new fail is up in 2 1/2 hours, so we get at least 15 more.
I loves me some Superieur Qualite CreaMass
‘Punch aux fruits tropicaux’
tropical fruit punch. sure. in cream ass.
Owww… pineapple.
*rubs sore ass*
Hmmm, this may be what I’ve needed all week!
(It really is still a little sore!)
*gives Ms B some CreaMass*
Here ya go!
here, let me rub that on for you
*rubs Ms B’s bottom*
Hmm….What have you been doing? -eyes-
She got a penicillin shot in her behind earlier this week IRL, and everybody here’s been giving her shots in the behind all week.
This confirms what I always suspected of bodybuilders – ass creamers.
…and they spend more time looking in mirrors than the twitiest of all women.
twitiest of all women?
as in biggest titties,
as in big wits,
as in big twits.
as in the biggest titty witty twits?
*isn’t French, but does enjoy french fries & french toast*
*got it*
Hello, Failpeeps. Since I woke up in time, I staggered into the room (our tribute to Matt & to Elsa_Mama is in a few minutes) & logged on. I hope everyone is having a good morning thus far.
I thought it was liberty fries and liberty toast now?
Only for people who never realized that the French were right to be concerned about invading Iraq.
Patriotism, can be lethal to one self sometime.
It goes well with our victory cabbage….
(5000 internets to whoever knows what victory cabbage is, sans google)
sour kraut
*hands Jenny 4995 internets*
I’m keeping 5 because you misspelled sauerkraut. Now can you tell me why they called sauerkraut “victory cabbage” and when?
It was WWII, maybe even as far back as WWI, when all things German became politically incorrect (although “PCness” itself had not yet been coined as a cultural meme), and things with German names were renamed in the interests of American patriotism. Thank heaven we got through that little phase and I am now free to order my Reuben with buttloads of tasty sauerkraut and a pile of handcut French fries on the side, thankyouverymuch!
I know American Companies marketed Sauerkraut as Liberty Cabbage after WWI in case the public rejected a German named product. Perhaps Victory Cabbage is a different name used for a similar reason?
*steals Jenny’s internets and has them converted to Faillors*
Jinx! You owe me a coke!
well .. joking on foreign language doesn’t really suits … you know guyz , in french “bite” means “dick” … so I let you dream of all the joke that could be made in USA or UK
.
Mega bit would be a porno flick then?
I remember, when I was a child, “8bits” machines were really funny… “hey it has 8 dicks ahahahah” erm’…
yeah, and terabite is a porno-horror.
Some people cream their jeans, I just CreaM/y/ass.
With CreaMass help for resist the worst?
I just want a t-shirt with that printed on it!
You would…
I could of used this last night
Could HAVE, creamboy, not could of.
If you’re going to lie about sexual encounters, at least look in a dicitionary first.
I don’t know that he was lying Jon. He might have run out of Jerkins.
I dunno. There’s something about the name “creamboy” that screams one-time-posting-12-year-old-who-thinks-he’s-cool..
Lifting a 1kg weight fail.
But that’s just the weight of the…ah…weights. He is also lifting two people.
BFF if you are still around… I would like to know if you have a Face account. I want to share something with you. or you can email me.
I
DO
NOT
GET
THY
JOKE.
I
SUDDENLY
DID.
CREAM
ASS.
A lardass is worse than a smartass is worse than a CreamAss!! Proved with e=m*c^2 . Does anyboy disagree?? If yes, plz reply. (btw. about 80 million German people (=100%) are not awarded with an nobel prize; so plz have some meercyyyyy…*gets choked to death* X-O
This was posted a few days ago: http://cheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=4782466
meh….not that funny. Just missing a space and would all make sense. Crea Mass, not funny, CreaMass, funny(?)….eh….
Oh – I thought it was like whoop-ass – you know the can of stuff my Mom always threatened to open on me…
Sorry.
double fail!!! in spanish it mean believe (crea) more (mass)
The sad part is that I understand the message… crea(tin) mass, as in creatin (which baseball players and powerlifters believe is a legal perfomance booster) helps create mass without the risk or illegality of steriods.
Anyone who applies this product to their ass is well deserving of an enlarged sphincter, thereby giving a slightly new meaning to “pucker up, david ortiz!”
The real issue is that its missing an acute accent on the ”e”. If you write “CréaMass”, as should be, it makes it clear that this is not english. French people, at the very least, wont be confused
The weirdest thing about that is I was absolutely sure that selling creatin was illegal in France. Seems must have changed since I left the country a couple years ago…
Might be in Quebec or ..stuff.
Mmmm delicious finally my wish has come true……Ass in cream form
Sadly, nobody got the next further joke of “cremaster”, the small bundle of nerves under the testicles. Or that’s just where I went first. Whichevers.
nom nom nom :p creamass a shitload of yum.
Ass win
mmmm tasty diarrhea.
sounds expensive
As the contributor, I can answer your “french questions”, all:
1. Product isn’t French, it’s American
2. Found in Ontario, Canada (not France, nor Quebec)
youtube link slightly related
lol cream ass
lmao cream ass
lmao cream….never seen it or nor am i gunna buy it
Something was lost in translation with this product I think.