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  1. jako says:

    french supplemments..what else to expect!

  2. joed293 says:

    i use creamass because it make me feel like more of a MAN!

  3. Airyu says:

    Hahahaha… it’s supposed to be a contraction of Creatine (an essential amino acid for muscle builders) and Mass as in bulk as in what kind of musscle you are after! I suppose non-english speakers wouldn’t get the incongruity :P

  4. LOL says:

    CreeeamY!

  5. slatfatf says:

    i prefer cream pie myself.

  6. MNM says:

    I’ve seen that on the webs :O

  7. scum says:

    No doubt helps you lose weight by causing diarrhea.
    Good one — and good comments.

  8. Amaury says:

    I’m french, and I didn’t see “Cream Ass”, only “Crea Mass” ^^
    Exellent !

  9. ClabberHead says:

    Hee hee, he’s got that barbell sideways for a CreaMass

  10. John Smith says:

    Your mother is Crea Mass!

  11. SF Legend says:

    “Why don’t ya just call it operation ass cream, ya ass!”

  12. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL :shock:

  13. Whirlabou says:

    Looks like the guy with the weights has already started creaming. Or is he dreaming?

  14. Notu says:

    Approved by 4 out of 5 flight attendants.

  15. iStan says:

    As a french speaker too, I only see “Crea-Mass”. It took me a long time before seing the joke.
    In french, it is the contraction for somthing like Crea(ting Muscular)Mass… else, it would have been an ass cream ! =)

  16. d-mazta says:

    cream azz lolzer

  17. Schouky says:

    I don’t get it…

  18. Mike says:

    Aren’t many body builders gay anyway?

  19. Pascale says:

    I’m french me too and didn’t get it until I read your comment! Haha! Good one!

    By the way, it is not a “Crea” for “Crea(ting)”, it is “Crea” for “Creatine”, the proteine responsible for muscular mass gain.

  20. omassain says:

    CreamAss actually looks pretty tasty… And I’m not saying that because I’m french.

  21. Sir Timothy John, Baron of FAILton! says:

    Does my butt feels soft after I drink this? *feels unsure* *drinks supplement* OH NO! I HAVE NO BUTTS!!!

  22. TheDorsalFin says:

    I’m surprised the dude who works the front desk at my gym hasn’t tried to sell me this, yet.

  23. fluffy says:

    I wonder how many more French people will not get it.

  24. xCainex says:

    I loves me some Superieur Qualite CreaMass

  25. yester says:

    ‘Punch aux fruits tropicaux’
    tropical fruit punch. sure. in cream ass.

  26. Ms B ♥ says:

    *rubs sore ass*

    Hmmm, this may be what I’ve needed all week!

    (It really is still a little sore!)

  27. gmc360 says:

    This confirms what I always suspected of bodybuilders – ass creamers.

    …and they spend more time looking in mirrors than the twitiest of all women.

  28. nightshayde says:

    *isn’t French, but does enjoy french fries & french toast*

    *got it*

    Hello, Failpeeps. Since I woke up in time, I staggered into the room (our tribute to Matt & to Elsa_Mama is in a few minutes) & logged on. I hope everyone is having a good morning thus far.

    • g78 says:

      I thought it was liberty fries and liberty toast now?

      • nightshayde says:

        Only for people who never realized that the French were right to be concerned about invading Iraq.

      • Jimbo is bored♂ says:

        It goes well with our victory cabbage….
        (5000 internets to whoever knows what victory cabbage is, sans google)

        • Someone More Confused than Jenny... says:

          sour kraut

          • Jimbo is bored♂ says:

            *hands Jenny 4995 internets*
            I’m keeping 5 because you misspelled sauerkraut. Now can you tell me why they called sauerkraut “victory cabbage” and when?

            • mrs_z (Don't eat the soup!) says:

              It was WWII, maybe even as far back as WWI, when all things German became politically incorrect (although “PCness” itself had not yet been coined as a cultural meme), and things with German names were renamed in the interests of American patriotism. Thank heaven we got through that little phase and I am now free to order my Reuben with buttloads of tasty sauerkraut and a pile of handcut French fries on the side, thankyouverymuch!

            • Jon, Given up on all Lordships, no longer High Councillor of Maidstone, Ex-Emperor of Pipe blockages and Unexplained smells. Vanquisher of Trolls via the medium of facebook. says:

              I know American Companies marketed Sauerkraut as Liberty Cabbage after WWI in case the public rejected a German named product. Perhaps Victory Cabbage is a different name used for a similar reason?

              *steals Jenny’s internets and has them converted to Faillors*

  29. schrodinger's lolcat says:

    Some people cream their jeans, I just CreaM/y/ass.

    some results may vary/
    
    mornin' all *squeeze*
  30. pHIL says:

    With CreaMass help for resist the worst?

  31. Sage says:

    I just want a t-shirt with that printed on it!

  32. Creamboy says:

    I could of used this last night :)

    • Jon, Given up on all Lordships, no longer High Councillor of Maidstone, Ex-Emperor of Pipe blockages and Unexplained smells. says:

      Could HAVE, creamboy, not could of.

      If you’re going to lie about sexual encounters, at least look in a dicitionary first.

      • Jimbo is bored♂ says:

        I don’t know that he was lying Jon. He might have run out of Jerkins.

        • Jon, Given up on all Lordships, no longer High Councillor of Maidstone, Ex-Emperor of Pipe blockages and Unexplained smells. says:

          I dunno. There’s something about the name “creamboy” that screams one-time-posting-12-year-old-who-thinks-he’s-cool..

  33. Aja says:

    Lifting a 1kg weight fail.

  34. Someone More Confused than Jenny... says:

    BFF if you are still around… I would like to know if you have a Face account. I want to share something with you. or you can email me.

  35. DR. DOOLITTLE says:

    I
    DO
    NOT
    GET
    THY
    JOKE.

  36. notanengineer says:

    A lardass is worse than a smartass is worse than a CreamAss!! Proved with e=m*c^2 . Does anyboy disagree?? If yes, plz reply. (btw. about 80 million German people (=100%) are not awarded with an nobel prize; so plz have some meercyyyyy…*gets choked to death* X-O

  37. justin time says:

    meh….not that funny. Just missing a space and would all make sense. Crea Mass, not funny, CreaMass, funny(?)….eh….

    • metoo says:

      Oh – I thought it was like whoop-ass – you know the can of stuff my Mom always threatened to open on me…
      Sorry.

  38. diego says:

    double fail!!! in spanish it mean believe (crea) more (mass)

  39. sauer kraut says:

    The sad part is that I understand the message… crea(tin) mass, as in creatin (which baseball players and powerlifters believe is a legal perfomance booster) helps create mass without the risk or illegality of steriods.

    Anyone who applies this product to their ass is well deserving of an enlarged sphincter, thereby giving a slightly new meaning to “pucker up, david ortiz!”

  40. StekiKun says:

    The real issue is that its missing an acute accent on the ”e”. If you write “CréaMass”, as should be, it makes it clear that this is not english. French people, at the very least, wont be confused ;)
    The weirdest thing about that is I was absolutely sure that selling creatin was illegal in France. Seems must have changed since I left the country a couple years ago…

  41. Worst says:

    Mmmm delicious finally my wish has come true……Ass in cream form

  42. Pope K says:

    Sadly, nobody got the next further joke of “cremaster”, the small bundle of nerves under the testicles. Or that’s just where I went first. Whichevers.

  43. Anne says:

    nom nom nom :p creamass a shitload of yum.

  44. lol no u says:

    mmmm tasty diarrhea.

  45. spiralsoflight says:

    sounds expensive

  46. melicious says:

    As the contributor, I can answer your “french questions”, all:

    1. Product isn’t French, it’s American
    2. Found in Ontario, Canada (not France, nor Quebec)

  47. link says:

    youtube link slightly related

  48. coacalom says:

    lol cream ass

  49. lmao cream….never seen it or nor am i gunna buy it

  50. Something was lost in translation with this product I think.

  51. Bet you a dollar you read this. says:

    CreaMass is this translated?

  52. LV says:

    is this translated? 66

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