I always saw those others posting their “First”. And as there was so many trouble and envy about it, I thought it must be a really great, nearly orgastic feeling you have posting your “First”.
But well I feel very fooled and disappointed now. It’s quite boring.
And I wanna excuse me for my wrong and rude behaviour. :S
Jon, Given up on all Lordships, no longer High Councillor of Maidstone, Ex-Emperor of Pipe blockages and Unexplained smells. Vanquisher of Trolls via the medium of facebook. says:
Jon, Given up on all Lordships, no longer High Councillor of Maidstone, Ex-Emperor of Pipe blockages and Unexplained smells. Vanquisher of Trolls via the medium of facebook. says:
Jon, Given up on all Lordships, no longer High Councillor of Maidstone, Ex-Emperor of Pipe blockages and Unexplained smells. Vanquisher of Trolls via the medium of facebook. says:
It’s heart to believe how lung you guys spend kid(ney)ing around.
Jon, Given up on all Lordships, no longer High Councillor of Maidstone, Ex-Emperor of Pipe blockages and Unexplained smells. Vanquisher of Trolls via the medium of facebook. says:
Jon, Given up on all Lordships, no longer High Councillor of Maidstone, Ex-Emperor of Pipe blockages and Unexplained smells. Vanquisher of Trolls via the medium of facebook. says:
You know how sometimes there’s a word that you know you know, it’s on the tibia tongue, but you just can’t think of it? That’s where I am, right now.
Jon, Given up on all Lordships, no longer High Councillor of Maidstone, Ex-Emperor of Pipe blockages and Unexplained smells. Vanquisher of Trolls via the medium of facebook. says:
*slips Ms. B a note:* shoe away such thoughts!
the idea that you might be late to the pun runs in this hosery just because you’re attired from running skirts the hole issue — finery finely tailored puns are always welcomed!
What, now we’re logging “that’s-not-a-fail-it’s-a-win” posts?
I hope your book is about the size of Webster’s Unabridged edition. What’s next? “FRIST!!1!” posts?
The general slobber tends to love the “no-fail-just-win” posts. It seems that they have been watching too much F4W1LY 6UY. Sorry about the leetspeak. Apparently whenever I put in copyrighted material, the filter goes off the hook.
…
And yes, I am an attention whore.
You don’t need to lose sleep over being banned over copyrighted material. Hell, I was banned once or twice over crap like that.
If you were hostile or bigoted though, you are on my near-permanent shit list.
I don’t see any fail well at least not for the guy in the green and yellow stripes.
Is it just me or does the guy on the right look like Matthew Perry (Chandler from Friends)? Please don’t ask who that is…hopefully a recently canceled show isn’t esoteric.
Um…no. Perhaps that’s what you would have meant if you’d said it, but I meant that I was willing to contemplate that “falling out or happening of events”. It’s only a risk if you find that “happening of events” a negative event.
And put words in my mouth again and I’ll shove them down your throat. Theng-kew.
ooo! He’s going to get in trouble!! He used a bad word!! Naughty, naughty word YOUR. Use your polite words like you’re.
Hey Dragonwriter, my worst subject being English, I have a question. I was told that when being proper it was not correct to use things like you’re, but rather we are supposed to say “you are”. Does that make any sense?
In formal english, such as in a business letter, cv, etc., you would use the words in full. Otherwise ‘you’re’ is fine, so long as it’s the right you’re/your – unless you like being foomed.
*flips through log book*
Hmmm. Since record-keeping began, approximately 49 days.
Not really, I just made that up.
I’ll really worry if he misses a fail one of these days. I might have to file a missing-person report. But you know what would freak me out even more?
If he actually replied to me. I doubt he’s ever read the posts to check!
Once per most fails, pretty reliably. I really should keep a log! He’s a Spanish-speaker, but I dont’ know Spanish. So I can’t tell from his Blog if he’s from N.A., S.A., or Spain.
Ouch! I guess I’m a Chuck Norris troll, or at least decendant of one because I though about saying “Chuck Norris doesn’t even bleed” when I read “John Smith Norris”.
*Goes back into a dark corner crying and hating self*
SO, I guess I will stop trying to post links here because: A. not allowed or B. not allowed by me. Thanks, filternazis, I got it. Took me several times, but I finally got it.
All it was: Nolan Ryan headlocking RobinVentura. ‘Nother example of don’t mess with the middle-agers.
The Filternazis come by and neatly scoop up any unwanted posts. Like the ones by ProperHardcore i.e. me. Some of you may remember that. Also, I think copyrighted stuff they try to keep down ’cause the man is on their back.
Trust me, I was. But not to you. But I’ve changed. Experience is a hard teacher. But my objective now is to become a respectable member of the veteran squad. The general slobber us really bad. And I don’t know about you, but I would do something about O RLY. He has been shitting on you guys at the bottom of this post.
I can weigh in here. Some weeks ago I wrote to ICHC HQ about that very thing. This blog is powered by WordPress and therein is a setting that dictates how many links can be put in a comment before it goes to moderation and they have it set to zero. If you want to put in a link you must disguise is like http(colon)(colon) etc.
They’re rugby players as well. i don’t think you’d get that in Football, and when i say football i mean real football, not american. our football has been called football for longer, so its the name of our sport and we’re keeping it. lol
Jon, Given up on all Lordships, no longer High Councillor of Maidstone, Ex-Emperor of Pipe blockages and Unexplained smells. Vanquisher of Trolls via the medium of facebook. says:
Darn,. Jon beat me to it. I’m American and it never made sense to me why we called it football when there is rarely any contact of ball and foot. No clue where we got “soccer”??
i once beat up jonah lomu. i played the all-blacks in a friendly game and he was a poor loser so i thought he could do with a going over. i think it did him good.
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Jon, Given up on all Lordships, no longer High Councillor of Maidstone, Ex-Emperor of Pipe blockages and Unexplained smells. Vanquisher of Trolls via the medium of facebook. says:
Jon, Given up on all Lordships, no longer High Councillor of Maidstone, Ex-Emperor of Pipe blockages and Unexplained smells. Vanquisher of Trolls via the medium of facebook. says:
Jon, Given up on all Lordships, no longer High Councillor of Maidstone, Ex-Emperor of Pipe blockages and Unexplained smells. Vanquisher of Trolls via the medium of facebook. says:
Well I was talking to BondFan at the time, but there’s a long story behind it. After being on the receiving end of Jenny’s wit (and other people), I gave up being Lord of all things nobody else wants to be lord of (hence the Maidstone, Pipe Blockages and etc.)
*looks for fire extinguisher*
*can’t find it*
*RUNS AWAY!*
Jon, Given up on all Lordships, no longer High Councillor of Maidstone, Ex-Emperor of Pipe blockages and Unexplained smells. Vanquisher of Trolls via the medium of facebook. says:
YEOWCH!
*sprints away*
*sees pants have caught fire*
*rips off pants*
Damn you Dragon! You did that on purpose, didn’t you!!!
(and how did Neener get away with “kind have”??)
See, I don’t see what’s so unsportsmanlike… the two standing gentlemen are helping straighten one another’s collars, and the gentleman in green is also rescuing the gentleman on the ground from a structure fire! I think they’re behaving very well.
For some reason. the guy on the left appears to have two right hands. Of course, that could have been Photo…shoped…!!1!!11!!!… EEP!! *dives into hallway*
*crouches in hallway, chest heaving*
*checks self for bullet holes*
It’s okay; we can laugh about it now… Hey–when did I start parting my hair on this side?!? *faints*
*SQUEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZEEEEEEEE* back atcha and everybody else — you are all the best…. My boy is at rest, it is only those of us left here without him that are sad.
All the best, Elsa! I’m sorry I missed this morning, I had other commitments. But I must say I’ve been amazed how you can continue to joke on the blog. I fear I could not be as strong as you.
*HUGS*
Take care of yourself.
What’s so unsportsmanlike about this at a rugby match? Really, folks, you have to take the environment into account. If that’s the worst thing happening on a rugby field, then someone’s not playing the game right.
samr, my friend, do us a favor …
If there’s an html code you want to know about on FB, find an example of it, then look under “View/Page Source”* on your browser to see how that person did it (that’s better than filling the page with experiments).
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*That’s what it’s called in Firefox. Also, some folks go back to a really old fail page to do experiments.
Hey failbloggers! A group of regulars started a failblog blog, and you’re all welcome to come visit…. it’s still very much a work in progress, but come anyways and don’t tip over any cans of paint. Clickie.
Confession Time:
I may need help, as I am now shopping in pun-runs. Today I purchased Jiffy Pop, soda pop, buffalo flavored popcorn, popcorn shrimp, and toilet paper.
did he score!?
Did he died?
FIRST! now i gonna die!
hopefully…. Damn firster…
I always saw those others posting their “First”. And as there was so many trouble and envy about it, I thought it must be a really great, nearly orgastic feeling you have posting your “First”.
But well I feel very fooled and disappointed now. It’s quite boring.
And I wanna excuse me for my wrong and rude behaviour. :S
Orgastic? Exploding gas?
Please don’t feed them.
*Grabs Fluffy by the fins*
*Sings Qum ba Yah*
take that u wanker.
his shirt died
Just getting some waffa waffa.
first
Orgastric perhaps?
^ I see what you did there, I’d start a pun run but my ideas are still intestine
I’ve certainly spleen better.
I just can’t stomach this fail!
Look at the other guys’ shirts. He’s rectum.
Boy you really de-liver-ed on that one.
We will nephron out of anatomy puns.
Take a bow(el), Admiral Apparent, that one was hard to digest.
It’s heart to believe how lung you guys spend kid(ney)ing around.
pun runs like these take up a whole appendix of FailBlog’s archives.
Much better than those threads where people just bladder on and on and on…
You guys are bone(afide) geniuses.
Well that was a humerus response
You know how sometimes there’s a word that you know you know, it’s on the tibia tongue, but you just can’t think of it? That’s where I am, right now.
Don’t worry, it’s probably just nerves.
Was someone talking about me?
*Checks self in mirror, adjusts hair for the millionth time*
Sorry people say I tend to be vein.
take 2 ass(prin) and colon me in da mornin
Eye see what you did there.
I have a tendon-cy to forget about important things like that, it just all goes down the pan(creas)
Thigh’ve seen better, though you are quite impressive.
I don’t know how you have the gall to make puns like those
Evetually, you can appreciate it as an art-ery
Just who’s the brains around here?
We’re a multi-talented gang(lion).
Is it too early to engage in syn(apses)?
I would say me but that is just a fib(ia).
I don’t think I have the heart to pun-run with the beast of them.
We need to add an appendix to this one.
You sure nailed that one Ms B. You always seem to have a leg up on the rest of us.
There’s still no excuse for being stupid. I’m going to put my 15W foot up his *ss!
I just hope the trolls don’t like that stuff..
You are filling the body of this page with puns.
Maybe ‘orgiastic’ .. I’m still reeling from the ‘as there was so many trouble and envy about it’ ..
Orgysmic is the right term I WIN!!!!
Organsmic! Organs! Bingo!
oregonastic!
But you weren’t first, you were third, that feeling is still out there for you
U FAIL MANN
Fail! “did ghe died?”
yup he “dead”
Well you probably didn’t.
or not
That is one tough SOB. Drag the one guy by his shirt while standing up to another.
someone’s getting a rugby burn
Just some effective binding, no need for a send-off.
The guy on the right is about to take a nap.
I wonder if any other players are going to pile on.
They’ll just ruck it up.
Meh…replace ‘em. It’s teaming with them at the maul.
I dunno why, but i always see this as “Rugby bum”
CreaMass, anyone?
Yes someone seriously needs some Cream Ass
He took the game by the scruff of the neck.
Scrum of the neck even.
He sure plays ruff.
Has he always been a little gruff?
Ruff? Like a dog?
More like a goat — I hear there isn’t any problem goats can’t solve.
Really? What kind of goat?
Bully.
Nanny?
Mom?
(sounds like this kid is buckling)
I guess he takes offense to anything not collared greens.
He just finds white collared workers a bit too haughty.
Is that why he’s trying to change him to a blue-collared player?
black-and-blue, it appears
He feels the need to pitch in with binding arbitration.
He judged that the grass is greener on the other strip?
This looks like a win to me!
exactly. A rugby win & nobody’s even bleeding…yet.
Seriously, that guy is dragging TWO other players about the field.
This is a win.
Dam the guy on the right is just getting owned
…on a layaway plan.
poor chap is gonna have skid marks
This is the same guy that got his knee impaled on the weightlifting bar. (See previous fail.)
Man… not a good day for him.
I doubt if tomorrow is going to be any better.
*sneaks into thread*
*SQUEEEZIES failfriends*
Woopwoop!
Wheeeeeeeeee! Friends!
*squeezies*
The sun’ll come out, Tomorrow!!!!
Bet ya bottom dollar that tomorrow…
will be Sunday 2nd August.
lol is that the ref?
No, it’s a player from the other team. I think you can see why he’s still playing even tho he’s older than the other players.
the scene of the arresting double-collar
He’s using the other guy’s pullover to do just that.
It’s a field day for the fashion police.
A good dressing down is the best he can do without any cuffs.
See, and I thought that a good dressing-down is the pizza guy dropping his pants.
It’s not the same. If he’s playing for the other team it just wears you down.
Surely the law will offer some redress for situations like this.
But it will be clothed in suspicion.
Somebody’s going to get the short end of the stick for this.
I think he could be brought up on a stocking charge.
Sock it to ‘im!
Is there really a need for all this naked aggression?
*Tips hat to Judy*
Argyll refresh better next time.
Time for me to change my stripes and go BBQ.
TTFN!
Watch your sweat.
*pants*
Am I too late? I ran the whole way!
*slips Ms. B a note:*
shoe away such thoughts!the idea that you might be late to the pun runs in this hosery just because you’re attired from running skirts the hole issue —
fineryfinely tailored puns are always welcomed!I think you’ve been bespoken to Ms B ♥
Turn the hose on ‘em!
AARRCCLLLGGGGHHHH!
^ is turning blue
^ Is turning green.
I believe your vision is fuzzy.
I like this guy
*sigh*
I hope I don’t know you in real life…
Judging by his/her name, I’d say s/he works in tech support. Maybe you’ve spoken to him/her on a support call?
I never call tech support. I always RTFM.
Research the filtered material?
Run the full mile?
Read The F–king Manual
Restart the French man?
rape the funky monkey?
Ok! I do!
fighting 2 people with one hand each and winning. Go middle aged balding guy!
Looks like a Dad whooping up on his 2 unruly school kids.
This is not FAIL, this is DOUBLE WIN!
*makes a check in the logbook*
What, now we’re logging “that’s-not-a-fail-it’s-a-win” posts?
I hope your book is about the size of Webster’s Unabridged edition. What’s next? “FRIST!!1!” posts?
No no…not each post. Just each type of troll. We need to make sure we have the requisite types of posts in each fail.
*checks clipboard*
Hmm…I see we’re still missing a “PHOTOSHOPPED!!!1!” comment.
Give it time, I’m sure one will pop up.
The general slobber tends to love the “no-fail-just-win” posts. It seems that they have been watching too much F4W1LY 6UY. Sorry about the leetspeak. Apparently whenever I put in copyrighted material, the filter goes off the hook.
…
And yes, I am an attention whore.
You don’t need to lose sleep over being banned over copyrighted material. Hell, I was banned once or twice over crap like that.
If you were hostile or bigoted though, you are on my near-permanent shit list.
I feel bad for the guy being dragged…
… may need a drug
did i die?
Yes. You died, went to heaven, found it boring, and came back here.
No, ZombieApocalypse ate you, so you became a zombie too.
I don’t see any fail well at least not for the guy in the green and yellow stripes.
Is it just me or does the guy on the right look like Matthew Perry (Chandler from Friends)? Please don’t ask who that is…hopefully a recently canceled show isn’t esoteric.
id say he looks more like matt le banc.
I’d say he looks more like Matt, the Door.
Come here you! I just want to give you a BIG
*SMOOOOOCH!*
Oh you’re so sweet I just want to bite your head off and eat it!
*Gurgles sweat nothings*
Your dragging around too much baggage.
Sweat nothings!?
YOUR?!?!
(I didn’t want to bring that one up in case he gurgled sweat at me)
(That’s a chance I’m willing to take.)
Sweat was just me being intentionally hot under the collar. The missing ‘_e deserves a trip to the sin bin.
*wears my bukkit*
You should of known better!
*flees while snickering*
OF???
lol, I should of scrolled down.
*cries*
*pat pat pat*
*cries*
*runs*
*feels guilty*
*tickle tickle*
Heh. Dragon, your yoink!ed comments have arrived.
A wizard should know better!
The blogmonster regurgitated my posts??
Ewwwwwwwwww…I don’t want them now!
That’s a RISK you’re willing to take. Not chance. I’m going to double as Cliched-quotes Nazi for today.
Um…no. Perhaps that’s what you would have meant if you’d said it, but I meant that I was willing to contemplate that “falling out or happening of events”. It’s only a risk if you find that “happening of events” a negative event.
And put words in my mouth again and I’ll shove them down your throat. Theng-kew.
(You don’t consider gurgling sweat nothings a risk? Thank you come again!)
*Runs away because of the dragon’s glowing, angry red eyes.*
Nope. But then, I’m open and adventurous that way.
*Peeks around corner*
*Offers gourmet dinner to dragon*
Could you tell me the WordPress code to bold things, oh almighty veteran FailBlogger!
Pure magic.
Oh, you tricked me with the false link!
*Googles furiously*
My work here is done.
*ןɥos*
[b]No! Wait! WAAAAAIIIT![/b]
,Something has to work! I have a basic knowledge of HTML but I can’t freakin’ figure out WordPress!
Oh, sweet.
ooo! He’s going to get in trouble!! He used a bad word!! Naughty, naughty word YOUR. Use your polite words like you’re.
Hey Dragonwriter, my worst subject being English, I have a question. I was told that when being proper it was not correct to use things like you’re, but rather we are supposed to say “you are”. Does that make any sense?
No.
In formal english, such as in a business letter, cv, etc., you would use the words in full. Otherwise ‘you’re’ is fine, so long as it’s the right you’re/your – unless you like being foomed.
YOINK!
A-HAH!!
YOU’RE the one who’s going around Yoink!ing things! Did you steal my last post?
*smoooOOooooch*
Steal?Aren’t you coy. I fully plan to return the post as often as you’d like.
*SMOOOOOCH!*
I find this arrangement…satisfactory.
I ain’t going to pull away.
Cream boy approves!
Maybe the guy in green shirt was once a hockey player…
The other two are certainly getting pawned.
Wasn’t it that green and yellow stripes are signs of the referee – so the player(s) seem to loose. %->
I hate to be picky, but the green and yellow shirt has hoops, not stripes, stripes are vertical
Andy Capps uncle, Ugly Capp
Nice fail.
*check*
Wow, how many days has it been now?
*flips through log book*
Hmmm. Since record-keeping began, approximately 49 days.
I’ll really worry if he misses a fail one of these days. I might have to file a missing-person report. But you know what would freak me out even more?
If he actually replied to me. I doubt he’s ever read the posts to check!
I forget, is it once a day s/he posts? Or once per fail?
Once per most fails, pretty reliably. I really should keep a log! He’s a Spanish-speaker, but I dont’ know Spanish. So I can’t tell from his Blog if he’s from N.A., S.A., or Spain.
According to his Blogger profile, he hails from Uruguay.
I think that is his little brother.
He’s got a bloody knee. And it’ss bleeding too!
Bloody right. And it’ss left too!
I give you the son of Chuck Norris
John Smith Norris.
DW! Over here! I found the Chuck Norris trolls. I feel with my own kind again!
*makes a check in logbook*
Another one down!
*also makes notes*
Trolls? Where?
Ouch! I guess I’m a Chuck Norris troll, or at least decendant of one because I though about saying “Chuck Norris doesn’t even bleed” when I read “John Smith Norris”.
*Goes back into a dark corner crying and hating self*
Don’t mess with middle-aged sport guys…
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big_league_stew/post/Happy-15th-Anniversary-Nolan-Ryan-Robin-Ventura?urn=mlb,98382
fail???? thats pure WIN !!!!
These soccer teams obviously have a blantant need of football player who are also good at karate!!! Or does anybody here disagree??
this obvioulsy a WIN! not a fail.
SO, I guess I will stop trying to post links here because: A. not allowed or B. not allowed by me. Thanks, filternazis, I got it. Took me several times, but I finally got it.
All it was: Nolan Ryan headlocking RobinVentura. ‘Nother example of don’t mess with the middle-agers.
Well, don’t I look EXTRA stupid. I looked and it was NOT there when I vented. My apologies to the filter, uh, peeps.
And welcome to the wonderful eccentricities (sp?) that are FailBlog!
Yeah, sometimes the filter doesn’t like a link, or certain words. I’m sure there are other red-flags, but we don’t really know what they are.
I can’t ímagine what the fùck triggers shit to be filtered.
*tries to keep a straight face*
Neither can I!
*bursts out laughing*
*sigh*
I tried!
Aren’t you two c0cky!
The Filternazis come by and neatly scoop up any unwanted posts. Like the ones by ProperHardcore i.e. me. Some of you may remember that. Also, I think copyrighted stuff they try to keep down ’cause the man is on their back.
Sorry, nope. But that’s a good thing. If you were a major axxhole, I’d remember you.
Trust me, I was. But not to you. But I’ve changed. Experience is a hard teacher. But my objective now is to become a respectable member of the veteran squad. The general slobber us really bad. And I don’t know about you, but I would do something about O RLY. He has been shitting on you guys at the bottom of this post.
most of the time, the best ‘doing something’ about a dumb and childlike troll is to do nothing at all
I can weigh in here. Some weeks ago I wrote to ICHC HQ about that very thing. This blog is powered by WordPress and therein is a setting that dictates how many links can be put in a comment before it goes to moderation and they have it set to zero. If you want to put in a link you must disguise is like http(colon)(colon) etc.
he wins the contest.
Oooh…are you predicting the future? Tell me, tell me…what is my fortune??
Ooo! It’s moving! STOP PUSHING IT! Ok. Y-O-U-W-I-L-L-M-E-E-T-A-T-A-L-L-S-E-X-Y-S-T-R-A-N-G-E-R-T-O-N-I-G-H-T-D-O-N-T-F-O-R-G-E-T-T-O-…..GOODBYE?! Wtf? Come back!
Why hello ma’am. Did you remember your ax?
Oh this is awesome.
oooo… did you remember your panties and bra?
HEY! He’s a lumberjack, and he’s okay.
He’s still master of his domain.
I’m out.
*places money on the table*
Was it Sean Connery?
That is OWNED and WIN not Fail.
Failblog caption fail.
They’re rugby players as well. i don’t think you’d get that in Football, and when i say football i mean real football, not american. our football has been called football for longer, so its the name of our sport and we’re keeping it. lol
Plus, Our Football actually uses feet, and a ball, not hands and a brown lemon. Anyone for handlemon?
Plus, Jaffa needs a little help. GRAMMAR NAZI ATTACK!!!!!!!!
Darn,. Jon beat me to it. I’m American and it never made sense to me why we called it football when there is rarely any contact of ball and foot. No clue where we got “soccer”??
soccer? these are rugby league players. northern ruffians.
In rugby that’s a win. There are photos of Jonah Lomu scoring a try dragging five or six people with him…
i once beat up jonah lomu. i played the all-blacks in a friendly game and he was a poor loser so i thought he could do with a going over. i think it did him good.
Dragonwriter är svensk? Kunde jag aldrig gissat
Dragonwriter inte är svenska, men hon är född där.
Inte svenska. Bara född där.
*snork*
Must. Refresh. Before. Posting. :p
My bad. I thought you didn’t see it.
Notta problem, sweets!
What language is that?
Svenska.
Moonspeak. They’re saying Dragon isn’t a Mooninite, she was just born on the moon.
I do thank the heavens for bringing us together.
How sweet! I have to ask – and pardon me if I am out of line – but have you two met IRL, or do you plan to?
*puts finger to lips and makes shushing noises*
*pulls Judy aside*
*whispers answer in her ear*
*smiles*
*squeezes*
*whispers “hello” to Judy, AA, Judy*
*smiles*
*squeezes*
AARRGGHH!!!
Dragonwriter transmogrified into a Judy clone!!
*headdesk*
Hee…! Well, if I have to be a clone of anyone, Judy is high on my list!
*squeezes*
*Brewsqueeze*
*snorksqueeze*
*joins squeezefest*
*adds still MORE squeezes*
♫ Failblog’s got a squeezefest,
Brewski never sleeps at night! ♪
is this an invite ony squeezefest?
Rarely.
yay! *squeezes all round*
*multiple-squeeze*
*squeezes Jon*
So, did you learn your naming strategy from BondFan? Or was the dollar store having a sale on modifiers and qualifiers?
But…but what if I wanted a trapezoidal squeeze??
How does a trapezoidal squeeze work?
…Differently than a round one.
*squeezes Brewski*
Well I was talking to BondFan at the time, but there’s a long story behind it. After being on the receiving end of Jenny’s wit (and other people), I gave up being Lord of all things nobody else wants to be lord of (hence the Maidstone, Pipe Blockages and etc.)
Confused? check the previous fail. :S
I should have known.
Don’t you mean, “Should of known?”
*looks for fire extinguisher*
*can’t find it*
*RUNS AWAY!*
Whoa there Brewski. *Grammar Nazis Brewski*
Sorry about that.
*smells strange odo(r), vaguely reminiscent of impending doom*
*wonders why everyone is running away*
*notes that odor is spelled odor or odour, but never odo*
*3rd-person narrator spell-fail*
*was wondering about that*
I thought I missed some earlier reference.
*walks up behind Brewski*
*taps him on the shoulder*
…
*Jumps up and down trying to distract dragon*
*waving arms now*
Should hove.
Hmm, FailBlog is known for the billions of earlier references.
I have to admit, I have very little idea what Brew’s on about. It’s probably best that way..
Hopefully my sacrifice will not be in vain.
*Cringes just in case*
Should have! Should have!!!
*flees in panic*
“Should of” is some much more faillish, though. Besides, it used to tick off the scaly one, though I think she’s kind have resigned to it by now.
Resigned??? NEVER!!!
*takes off after Brewski, flames licking at his heels*
This squeezefest ended up going horribly wrong.
*brings out the roasting marshmallows*
Just in case Brewski…you know. I try to have a silver lining.
YEOWCH!
*sprints away*
*sees pants have caught fire*
*rips off pants*
Damn you Dragon! You did that on purpose, didn’t you!!!
(and how did Neener get away with “kind have”??)
*click*
*recognises smell*
*wanders in*
I brought steaks! Where’s the grill?
Oh, just Brewski losing his pants again. Bummer.
Sorry brew, I couldn’t save you. Maybe next time.
You mean she’s not the soup dragon?
*bins pot of blue string soup*
But…but…it looked so good!
*offers blue string pudding*
If it was soup I was doing it wrong.
*squeeze*
I’ll teach you to interfere when I am kicking your teammates @ss.
can I get a Yodh!
can I get a Hey!
can I get a Waw!
can I get another Hey!
יהוה!
Hey?
*adds ” ‘ ” to above comment*
thats why i love playing rugby
It´s swedish ofc
This looks like me at work.
Unfortunately.
Ever considered a nice desk job, Don?
Which one? The one who’s getting dragged around by the shirt?
No, I’m the dragger, not the dragee.
Especially if someone takes my forklift.
Dumbass, its Sportsmanship Win.
WIN, imo
Hilarious… this is why I love Rugby….grown up men beating each other up over a ball.
i dont think grown men are the only ones who beat balls for a living.
See, I don’t see what’s so unsportsmanlike… the two standing gentlemen are helping straighten one another’s collars, and the gentleman in green is also rescuing the gentleman on the ground from a structure fire! I think they’re behaving very well.
What have we here? Hmm… The guy on the left is pinning a medal on the guy in the centre for helping the guy on the right off the field.
Ohh… I thought it was the guy on the right getting his mettle tested by the guy in the center, who was helping the guy on the right get pinned.
For some reason. the guy on the left appears to have two right hands. Of course, that could have been Photo…shoped…!!1!!11!!!…
EEP!! *dives into hallway*
*Sudden burst of gunfire just misses mrs_z, though the gunfire’s shadows don’t match and it’s probably photoshopped in*
*crouches in hallway, chest heaving*
*checks self for bullet holes*
It’s okay; we can laugh about it now… Hey–when did I start parting my hair on this side?!? *faints*
buba® like gladiator heroes.
Ever been in a Turkish prison?
Is really really tempted to say “Hundreds of ‘em” but is not sure it’s from the same movie*
*Knows it’s not the response to that particular question*
My fault, I read ‘heroes’ as ‘movies’.
*snork*
there was not a response to that one. Rent the movie Airplane.
…or own it, Joey.
I’ve seen a grown man naked.
Beg to differ – epic win! He’s older than both of them combined and he’s still kicking both of their arses at the same time!
-Z
Nothing like a good old grip and choke on the neck to say good game.
Hi.
Hullo
Hidey-ho!
Howdy!
*SQUEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZEEEEEEE!!!!!!*
*SQUEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZEEEEEEEE* back atcha and everybody else — you are all the best…. My boy is at rest, it is only those of us left here without him that are sad.
Your strength is amazing, Elsa_Mama…you truly are an inspiration.
*close squeeze*
Aw shucks … I’m just putting one foot in front of the other….
That is the very definition of bravery, my friend.
All the best, Elsa! I’m sorry I missed this morning, I had other commitments. But I must say I’ve been amazed how you can continue to joke on the blog. I fear I could not be as strong as you.
*HUGS*
Take care of yourself.
go look at the current kitty LOL — doesn’t it look like JUST a cat or lion head with no body??? Very odd.
Hah, I see it as the head gathering and forming right out of the carpet.
And *squeeze*
Hee! Floofy!
Weird right? I had to look at for a bit to see what was off…. a Floofy lion hed sitting onthe floor guarding a cache of mice ..
What’s so unsportsmanlike about this at a rugby match? Really, folks, you have to take the environment into account. If that’s the worst thing happening on a rugby field, then someone’s not playing the game right.
Even with a bloody knee, he’s helping those two gents to his feet.
…”their feet”.
Ugh. You know what I meant…
I bet A., Zombie would help himself to his feet.
SATURDAY IS A RUGBY DAY!!
how is this a fail obviously that last place didn’t count and he is explaining why it shouldn’t like walter in the big lewbowski without the gun
It’s called “Punctuation”. Might want to look it up.
It’s called grammar, which punctuation is under. Get it right.
It’s called a life without constantly correcting people. You should try it.
I mean, he obviously can’t capitalize.
Stop trying to capitalize, your damage is done.
“I said: Its time to hit the shower”
I learned how to bold today. Let’s try upside down
you just hafta >b< there
Like this?
test
what does this do
TEST.
what about blue?
how do you do that?
How do you type blue text?
Can anyone else answer this?
It’s >a<
test
If I am blue, it’s because you caused me to be so.
Yes blue
samr, my friend, do us a favor …
If there’s an html code you want to know about on FB, find an example of it, then look under “View/Page Source”* on your browser to see how that person did it (that’s better than filling the page with experiments).
__
*That’s what it’s called in Firefox. Also, some folks go back to a really old fail page to do experiments.
Thank you.
Wow. That’s crazy confusing but helpful.
You really DO learn something new everyday.
???
You sound like you live a very interesting life.How to make small? I give you how to do
this.Yeah! You never ac.
Now it’s a FOUL play to me!
Avatar test
I FAILED the test
what’chu talkin’ ’bout, dude!? — you’re head is in the stars!!
you’re avatar’s so bright, I’m'a gonna hafta wear shades
Yes, it’s night.
“you’re”?
:confused:
my money’s on the little guy
He’ll Pound them into submission.
WOW! He look like a super strong man.
Sport fail, He wins.
ahhh…
finally, we capture the true essence of rugby
I wanna play rugby!You just want hot sweaty men grabbing you.
I don’t know, I’d rather play… Tag!
Ha!! That was my shadow!*gives Blog Ninja a stripey shirt … and a keg of beer*
Yay!!!*drags Qwaz around while looking for someone to fight*
*Gack!* Curse you, shadow ninja abilities!
*laughs*
Yeah, this guy is badass. This seems win’y.
*Obama asks my mom to return to school*
8-o
Hey failbloggers! A group of regulars started a failblog blog, and you’re all welcome to come visit…. it’s still very much a work in progress, but come anyways and don’t tip over any cans of paint. Clickie.
hey, why doesn’t my avatar show up?
Olha o BRASIL aew negada
isso aconteceu aqui no brasil =D
FIRST
Confession Time:
I may need help, as I am now shopping in pun-runs. Today I purchased Jiffy Pop, soda pop, buffalo flavored popcorn, popcorn shrimp, and toilet paper.
Are you trying to weasel your way out of it?
*hi squeeze*
*giggles*
That was worth coming back for. Thanks DrB!
Salam Cinta Damai & Kasih Sayang…
last!
now im last haha Loo-Za!
2v1… oh balls
plus last!
(How to keep a troll busy.)
I would say this is a WIN seeing as he appears to be much older than the other two and is clearly kicking there butts!
You’re so right
!
their
Im taking these home, and theres nothing you can do to stop me >:D
Whoop @$$ win.
That is one scary old guy!
Well, oldish. He be younger than me.
on second glance I noticed each one of them is holding someone by the collar of the shirt
the man being dragged decided he’d help drag himself
Where would we be without good ol’ rugby
Wow they are so much more civilized than Americans.
(sarcasm)
This isn’t a sportsmanship “Fail”….it IS Rugby after all! I’ve seen people intentionally gouging eyes and the whole bit…. It’s a WIN!
I would call it a win for that old guy to be taking both of those dudes.
looks like stephen colbert on the ground…
That is sooooo not a fail!!! I play rugby! That is a complete and total WIN!!!
Choking win
why are they touching their shirts?
This is such an Epic Win it’s not even funny
Win! Epic win!
what happened to that guy that writes with the musical notes
Look at the face of the guy being dragged on the ground xD
lol since when was rugby about sportsmanship?
Watch out it’s the Hulk!
Супер!!! )))))))))))
major badass
That guy is super badass.
a true British sport!
crazy man =D
he’s the referee you wankers
I’d hate to say this, but that is a bloody win!
Damn. You think these guys would’ve backed off. Just let this guy on the field. He’ll finish the game.
henry u fail. “did he died?” quoted from Henry
fail? lmao… that guy is kicking ass!
REFEREE WIN!!!!!
This is definately a win, look at him, he takes no shit from nobody.
wow hes all ugh