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first!!!
Ok, now that we’ve established that I’m awesome for posting first, let me just say to all the “engrish” speakers out there: ASK A FLUENT ENGLISH SPEAKER BEFORE YOU CALL YOUR STORE SOMETHING REALLY STUPID!!! It’s that easy.
Your opinion of yourself and others is nothing by a paper thin sham. You fail utterly.
You are wasting your time Mal.
*squeeze*
Yes, firsters have no brains and therefore no interpretation. Hello Leila. You don’t know me but I see you on here a lot, so I’m changing my name to something more recognisable.
this will do for now.
Remember me!!!
Hello Adam. That will do it for me too.
You don’t have to remember me. At all.
Who the heck is this guy….? I forget.
Will someone PLEASE make these auditors go away so I can play here?!?!?!?
.
*cries silently*
.
*does a group squeeze before heading back down the hall*
*conjures up a spell to make auditors disappear*
*squeeze velvet*
*joins in the conjuring*
*starts sacred fire ring*
*dances around the fire with Leila*
*chants the mystical words of old to ward off auditors*
*adds to the sacred fire ring*
*is a little too enthusiastic*
*picks up Judy and Leila and flees to safety as the wooded glade bursts merrily into flames*
Alright, who has the marshmallows? It’s time for S’mores!
*Looks around for the Moomin*
*Slaps own face and snaps out of it*
Leila! I need a support group meeting!
*rushes Bearly to Fail Peep Nommers Anonymous*
Hi, my name is Leila and this is my friend Bearly who just fell off the wagon.
*in a trance from the fire*
Ooooooooooooooh!!! So preeeeeety. What’s for dinner?
Well, there’s still some Patricia left in the freezer…I’ll go get some steaks!
What or Who?
*sneaks out to check on Patrica the calf ♀*
Oh thank goodness!! Your version is still here.
Ok…now two of my absolutely hilarious comments have been nommed. Who forgot to feed the blogmonster last night??
*shyly raises hand*
sowwy….
it’s ok , Bearly. I was a zombie temporarily and nommed way too many fail peeps! I have made a full recovery, happy to say!!
i’m here for you
water to wine. DONE
aww, velvet sounds
hope it gets mo’ bettah soon!!
haha shitfsve
I’m really sorry to hear about your anal troubles, sean. But I feel the high-five is really unnecessary.
hahahahahaa…
don’t ask why I’m laughing cuz I sure as hades don’t know but it was such a witty retort… or I am wicked fricken tired.
I could *FOOOOOOM!!!* them for you if you’d like…
No? You sure…??? Dang…okay.
*kicks stone in disappointment and wanders off*
Darn. You certainly have my permission. I’m worried they might be out of your range, anyway, however.
Nothing is beyond her ken-dle power.
I ken. Oh wait, I was thinking of Cindel.
Are you sure you weren’t thinking of Ken Lee?
Isn’t he the guy responsible for the condition that caused ‘virgin soap’ to be made?
I love your name and your avatar!!!!!
Adam was first.
That’s not what Eve thought.
Pshhh, and I remembered you…
What guy DW?
Fairly sure he meant me…
*facepalm*
SHE!!!!! Adam … DW is a she!!
Not again!!!
You..? …..OMG!!!!!
*rams S into above comment*
…and we all knew she was referring to you Adam. Follow the yellow brick (response) line.
Sheesh!
Genius!
It goes well beyond the naming.
‘Zackly. I know I have an application to Humo(u)r 101 around her somewhere…
*rummages*
If you see a child psychology book while you’re searching, pull that out, too.
Now, now, be nice!
In your defense, she did forget all about you :/
Oh, okay. Dragonwriter is the first one that comes to mind, and then there’s Fluffy…
Alright. If I say a few random words, what’s the chance one of them will spark a pun run?
Uhh… chocolate pickle backflip…!
I tend to avoid chocolate near my pickle. Eww.
My frozen dinner thawed out on the way to work.
The brownie batter ran into my mashed potatoes and chicken.
Nobody likes chocolate mashed potatoes.
*sadness ensued*
I feel sorry for you yet something about that whole idea is just hilarious.
I am sorry Judy.
*offers Judy a steak from previous fail*
Thanks, but virtual steak only makes me more hungry!
I’ll be out of here in 2 hours and on my way home. Maybe we’ll go out for pizza and beer.
*stomach grumbles in anticipation*
*throws steak away*
I haven’t had pizza in like FOREVER. I have to watch it with the wedding being in a couple of months.
*salivates*
why the hell do you allways make up little scenarios when you leave a comment??
*gets SlapChop out from cupboard*
*slaps doody95*
*chops doody95*
*empties bits of slapped and chopped doody down garbage disposal in sink*
*rinses away evidence*
Why the hell do you care? Don’t like it, don’t read it.
Hmm…this time, I’m afraid I don’t love your nuts, Judy.
*turns on garbage disposal*
^5s all the ladies!!!
*pops in*
Sadly I did more work for no money on my day off than I do at work. Dug more trenches for the pool. 2 feet deep and 15 feet long.
it’s a conspiracy, doody… go home and ask momma to pull the tinfoil fedora out of there. …
Am I the only one that thinks Chocolate mashed potatoes sounds Awesome?
Yes. If I knew, I would have saved them for you.
Nope – not if they are turned into potato candy.
clicky for recipe
Two great tastes that taste great together!
♪ Reeses mashed potato cups! ♫
(ewwwww)
please leave mr. reese’s sheep alone.
Pun runs are organic, not instigated.
They grow naturally, in the sun.
Sometimes in the darkness, no?
Definitely the darkness. They are dark and devious, there’s nothing light about them!
Seriously…who IS this guy??
He is…um, you know. That dude, he is like this tall and this big…and, yeah…him…you know him.
He’s that guy, you know from that place where we saw that girl, the one with all the stuff?
I think he’s hatless.
The one with the two arms and the two legs?
No, no…I think that was the OTHER guy…
He has this nose, and these ears, and – you know him, you really do!
Damn! I always seem to get those two mixed up.
emmmm, he looka like a man…
What a strange conversation…
is he the guy who puts up the great comebacks about having a recently departed brother?
But FailBlog is fertile ground to be sure.
Teehee! She said fertile!!!!
pruns
Baby, don’t eat so many prunes, we talked about this.
don’ worry, pruns are instamatic, not constipated
*click*
You’ve got the polarrhoids! Nooooo
Yes, let the troll patroll take care of him.
Roll them under a brridge?
Then set the three billy goats grruff on them?
Is there any problem goats can’t solve?
i dont even want to know who gave this company its name *german win*
You know, people sometimes make mistakes. This is one. Want to see another? Look in the mirror, “first”.
First
Oh goodie, I’ve been waiting for this!
*THWACK, THWACK, THWACKITY, THWACKS with the shellacked sturgeon*
you just did that for the halibut
How cod you guess?
oh no — a pun run — I always flounder on those …
Oh, well, eel get the hang of it!
(and *squeeze*)
She probably won’t be crappie at it.
You’re manta use a fish in your comment… (maybe I’m naive but I don’t think “crappie” is a fish)
Let me spell it out for you, in black and white:
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crappie — –noun, plural crappies, or (especially collectively) crappie:
Either of two small sunfishes of central U.S. rivers, Pomoxis nigromaculatus (black crappie) or Pomoxis annularis (white crappie).
crappie is surely a sturgeon of a fish but its (fish)nounced croppie…
People kill to shop there.
I shop to kill there.
I was killed shopping there.
In both 1978 and 2004, yes?
Kenneth: Is everyone there dead?
Steve: Well, dead-ish.
Kenneth: Is everyone there dead?
Steve: Yeah, in the sense that they all sort of, uh… fell down… and then got up… and started eating each other.
Mentioning Kenneth made me think of Kenny – enjoy!
Did he die?
OMG! They killed Kenny! You bastards!!!!!
Oddly enough, I don’t think they included the clip from the one that started it all. The original Christmas greeting short video. In that one he gets killed during a fight between Jesus and Santa Claus.
And THAT one was based off a fight between Jesus and Frosty, you, um, legitimate offspring.
What?? There was an earlier South Park video? Or something else? What are you referring to? Enquiring minds want to know!
I don’t want to fill the whole FB page with vids, but, since it is Christmas, here’s an historical present for you:
OMG! I never knew that existed! It looks like a rough-draft for “A South Park Christmas”. No guest appearance from Brian Boitano, unfortunately.
When did they make Cartman into Cartman? In this they said, “He killed Kenny!” when Cartman got killed. Hmmm… must investigate.
Why did I just spend brainpower deciding if it should be In- or En-? It’s cultural, right? Or is one about asking and one about investigating?
Ok, investigation complete.
http(colon)//en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eric_Cartman
Frosty the Snowman totally looks like The Moomin.
I didn’t think Moomin had fangs like that.
But you know, I learned something today …
Thanks Fuzz, not only have I also not seen that before but it also fit my mood perfectly today. No not the Xmas part, the killing part.
So long as you’ve got all your parts that you still want, I’d consider it a good day in the apocalypse.
My dirty reply to this just called my attention to the fact that it no longer says “Comments will not nest below this level”. Where am I? And fuzzy, if you’re looking at someone’s parts, take pics for me.
OMG you DHD’ed. You bastard!
“OMG a person born of unmarried parents!
Where’s BREWSKI!!”
OMG I think I was just insulted!
Where’s my shellacked mackerel?
oh, Jesus, I’ve done it now
*mackerels are multiplied*
My mouth says “gross”, but my Swedishness says “more mackerel”
*borrow and gives Brewski shellacked whale*
Try this.
*oof!*
*aims carefully at fuzzy target*
*TTHHHWAAACCKK!!!*
OK, I feel better now! Thanks Leila!
I think I was, too.
(^^ actually, that was no insult; it’s a call-back to Brewski’s brilliant reply to the comment about theological birth certificates in the previous fail )
Yeah, I figured as much, but I still had to thwack you for it. Sorry.
not a problem … you whoreson beetle-headed, flap-ear’d knave!*
Do they have that on Netflix?
He thinks too much: such men are dangerous.
I loved it
*giggles maniacally*
Pinkeye!!!!
OPERATOR: With the regular sauce, the first thing you need to do is make sure that you DO NOT just go out and start decapitating Zombies left and right, do you understand? DO NOT start decapitating Zombies left and right!
*Kyle looks out and sees Stan and Cartman killing Zombies left and right.*
KYLE: Uh… okay. Then what?
*RIGLMAO*
Wasn’t YA already O?
Indiana Jones: “Oh, *idiot*! In Latin Jehovah begins with an “I”!
Like many other parts, it’s now detachable.
what happens if you undetach it?
It’s a King Missile?
I watched this whilst listening to 99 red balloons. I feel it went much better than the original music =D
LAL*
____
* = Luftballoons aus laut
It’s just gotten too complex for me, I like simplicity with my genocide.
I just like being buy-yo’-side.
You’d pay to commit yo-yo-cide? How could you? *cries*
^ cries a buy-yo
*Gives Fuzz and Dilettante a little Nun*
Yay! Sweet Rhine wine! Thanks, Marius! Now, where’s velvet?
I believe she’s tangled up
A three-way toast and a tied up velvet? We’re all working today…
Here’s to nothing but skies from now on.
A ribbon for that, cheers
Great stuff for Gen-Ex.
Feeling okay, Brewski?
Hanging in there for now. How’s it going?
It goes well for me. I just noticed you’ve posted on all the fails, and it doesn’t look like you got a heck of a lot of sleep.
*quickly squeezes judy and brewski before the auditors come back*
*hasty-velvet-squeeze-oh-no-here-they-come-darnit*
Come back soon! You’re missed!
Hi/bye, Velvet! *squeezies*
BTW, Thanks for your concern, Judy.
*squeeze!*
You need restful, restorative sleep to get rid of that ’souvenir’ you brought back with you.
*smooch*
You should stay in bed
with meall weekend Brewski…, um…sleep.Yes, that would be a good way to
finish the rest of the positions in the Kama Sutrarecover my health! Thanks Leila!.
Sacred Bovine!! It’s raining like the end of the world out there right now. Crazy.
If it was the end of the world as we know it, wouldn’t you feel fine?
*giggles*
Anyone else getting *everybody cries* over REMembering the great cap-out and nesting fail of 2008? I hated you all so much for the earworms.
Ahhh…the Great Schism of ‘08. I remember like it happened again in ‘09…
And if I recall, you offered your fair share of earworms, toots! :p
Is that what led to the paging system? We never could identify which browser had the “issue”.
Why, Dragon! I have been nothing but an innocent bystander. I certainly would never have put something so awful in your brain such as
Ooh, baby, do you know what that’s worth ?
Ooh heaven is a place on earth
They say in heaven love comes first
We’ll make heaven a place on earth
Ooh heaven is a place on earth
HAH! Joke’s on you…I stopped reading at “innocent”.
Nyah. :p
*mutters innocently*
“New high-tech clothing that fits your genes. We’re putting a new twist on fashion.”
They’ll match my jeans to my genes?
Hold out for their liquidation sale Fluffy.
You can completely unzip in half and and recombine them with other jeans.
them^
Sp(l)icy!
Don’t do any moreau of that, Dragon, it’s too recombinant…
Hey! Innisfree country or isn’t it?
Helix silly in those clothes.
Doubly so, since every single one of his shirts just has ACGT on it.
Fish….jeans? I’m sure there is a tail explaining that.
Did you just join the gang this week, sloth?
Or should I call you SOD?
The Admiral already did…it made me *snork*.
The sod has spoken! When I first found him, he was so slobbering drunk, he couldn’t buy brandy!
Inconceivable!
You keep using that word.
I think she knows what it means!
What? Probably some local fisherman, out for a pleasure cruise, at night… in… eel-infested waters.
Have fun storming the castle!
Does it mean what she thinks it means?
And does she want a peanut!?
Please do not offer my god a peanut.
That’s one of my all-time favorite Homer lines.
*squeeze*
Or what? You’ll release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark they shoot bees at you?
Unpossible!
Would it seem rude to point out the fact that it was in fact Apu who said that line and not Homer?
I thought it was Homer that said, Nothing feebler than a man does the earth raise up, of all the things which breathe and move on the earth, for he believes that he will never suffer evil in the future, as long as the gods give him success and he flourishes in his strength; but when the blessed gods bring sorrows too to pass, even these he bears, against his will, with steadfast spirit, for the thoughts of earthly men are like the day which the father of gods and men brings upon them.
Zombie: you don’t want to be nahasapeemapetty…
ZA is correct. Apu Nahasapeemapetilon runs the Kwik-E-Mart in Springfield, and has a shrine to Ganesha (an Indian deity with the head of an elephant) in the employee lounge. Homer tries to give the Ganesha statue a peanut — Apu asks Homer not to offer his god a peanut.
*sigh*
I’ve been watching that show since it debuted in 1990 (unfortunately I didn’t watch Tracey Ullman though, where the Simpsons truly debuted). My Simpson kung-fu is strong.
My favorite character? Maggie, hands down. No where else can you find someone with more personality and yet says nothing. Plus she falls down a lot.
ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzapuzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZ
Nah I’ve been lurking around for like a year, I only post ehn i get really, really bored
*Doesn’t quite know how to react to that statement*
*Isn’t sure if we’re boring Sloth or not*
*Walks away scratching head*
*agrees with Bearly*
Sloth, what’s that mean in English? I think you’re saying you only post when you’re bored?
In any case, nice to see you here!
Yes, I’m too lazy to correct my typos.
Well …. since you’re a sloth and all… I guess that can only be expected.
Sloths tend to be poor typists. 3 very slow toes.
Plus my friend picked one up in Bolivia, he said they’re all really sticky from tree sap. All the post-it flags would just stick to his fur and not the typos.
Just what I needed!
Problems in paradise?
Paradise?! There’s a paradise around here? Where? I MUST find this!
Here, sweetie!
*pulls open curtains, reveals cuddle puddle in full swing*
Hop in! It’s Friday!
Wheeeeeee!
*cuddlesqueeze*
*dives in*
*squeezes Ms B and Judy*
*does a quadruple can can into the cuddle puddle*
*bear hugs everybody*
Alright, now I’m going to lunch. See you guys in a few.
*climbs out of the cuddle puddle*
*flies off*
*dives into cuddle puddle*
Hey, who grabbed my tail?
*giggles*
Guess he didn’t see the blue fingerprints on his tail. Tsk!
Oooooooof.
*crawls into cuddle puddle and curls up*
Ever have one of those days where you feel like you’ve been run over by a steamroller, forced through a sieve, and then pounded back into a vaguely human shape with a very large hammer?
*nods*
Yes. Allergy days are like that for me.
Yes. Like right now. You forgot the part about feeling like you’re being constantly disemboweled. Or is that just me?
*squeeeeze*
Mutual therapy needed, apparently!
You’re so tensile!
*rubs*
Often.
*gentle squeeze*
*snork*
*rubs Dragon*
You’ll have to wait your turn, Brewski.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. Theng-kew, Admiral. Today I feel like I’m on the rack and all my joints are being cracked and pulled apart. Ow.
*dejectedly welcomes the group to his world*
The hot tub is just starting up over here, sweetie. Why don’t you and AA have a soak.
Brilliant.
*slides into water*
In fact, I may go and do this for real today. My gym has a hot tub that’s bigger than my living room.
Just be wary not fall asleep.
I know prezackly how you feel, Dragon. This whole weeks been like that for me. I whined for some cheese on my blog last night.
*slips into the cuddle puddle*
*cuddles everybody*
*sighs contentedly*
*slips over in cuddle puddle and receives non-specific head injury + multiple squeezes*
Is cuddle puddle by invitation only today? *pouts*
But I just dragged you into it at 10:11??? See, you’re right over there! Oh, that must be your clone!
*squeeze*
Thank you for dragging me(us) here.
*tiptoes in*
*eases into cuddle puddle*
*group squeeeeeeze*
*curls up with her head on DW’s flank*
Aaaaaaaaaaaaahh…
*relaxes*
Over there, by the Cheeseburger! In fact, that Cheeseburger is right in the middle of it!
I was definitely listening to that song earlier today!
Maybe she just finds it really cleansing?
Might I suggest a holiday in Cambodia?
Aaargh! Earworm!
It’s tuff, kid, but it’s life.
Allow me to help.
♪ At the Copa, Copacabana!
The hottest spot north of Havana! ♫
Gah. Hate. You. For. That.
Love. Him. For. That.
♫ Oh, Mandy! You came and you gave without taking, then you sent me away, Oh, Mandy!
You kissed me and stopped me from shaking, and
I need you today, Oh, Mandy! ♪ ♫
Here you go. The only song proven to get rid of earworms, you’re welcome.
You should’ve been gone
Knowing how I made you feel…
Oh, Sherrie, our love
Holds on, holds on
But what will get rid of THAT earworm?
♫ Ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall ♫
♫ Ninety-nine bottle of beer! ♫
♫ You take one down and pass it around, ♫
♫ Ninety-eight bottles of beer on the wall… ♫
♫ Eight’ four bottlesh of beer onner wall ♫
♪ Eight ‘n’ tree bottlesha beer! ♫
♫ I takesh won down anna drink it down *hic!* ♪
♫ Thatsh eighteenth bottlesha beer onna wall!! ♫
*burp!*
*surreptitiously checks the dragon-grog*
Hmmm….
HEY DRAGUN!!!
Have a BEER!
*grabbles bottle from wall and hands unsteadily over*
*fails to notice it is a bottle of BaconLube*
It appears you failed to fail to notice it was a bottle of BaconLube®.
We’re all fairly proficient at infecting each other with earworms around here. It’s sort of a known risk.
♪ And I can’t get it out of my head… ♪
♪ And everything went from wrong to right
And the stars came out and filled up the sky
The music you were playing really blew my mind
It was love at first sight…♪
♫ The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out . . . ♫
♫ I wanna do bad thinks to you!! ♫
♫ All I wanna do is zooma-zoom-zoom-zoom and a boom boom! ♫
Why Mr. Compton, I do believe I’m getting the vapors…
.
♪I’ve got your picture, I’ve got your picture
I’d like a million of them all round my cell
I want the doctor to take a picture
So I can look at you from inside as well
You’ve got me turning up and turning down and turning in and turning ’round♪
♪ But don’t tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
I just don’t think it’d understand
And if you tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
He might blow up and kill this man
Ooo ♪
Um….ew.
Avis, I don’t think I’ll be having that ice cream after all.
*holds bukkit out at arms length and carries it off the thread*
I am sorry!!! That song has a physical effect on me.
*runs to the store and buys DW a shiny bukkit*
Here…the closest store I could find was Crate & Barrel.
If there’s one song that could induce nausea, that would be it. I went through sheer hell when that song came out. The girlfriend’s mom loved it, and would play it. Multiple times. I’m glad there wasn’t a gun nearby. I would have either shot myself, or the stereo, or both.
*Is happy that Brewski lacked access to firearms*
*Wishes someone had destroyed the recording studio and the master copy of that recording, however*
*Squeeze*
*is happy to see Bearly*
*is thankful achy-breaky heart wound in the one-hit-wonder roundfile of history*
*Bear-hugs Bearly*
OMG. My parents listen to both kinds of music, country AND western. Why am I again feeling the urge to welcome my failfriends to my personal hell? Get out of here, it’s hell people not shiny fun happy time!
^-^
♪ I’m blue ba da ba dee da ba dye ba da ba dee da ba dye ba da ba dee ba ba dye♪
You just hit number one on my Billboard sh*tlist
♪ Blue his house with a blue little window. And a blue corvette. And everything is blue for him. And himself and everybody around, ‘cuz he ain’t got nobody to listen! ♪
♪ I’m a barbie girl, in the barbie world
Life in plastic, it’s fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
1magination, life is your creation
Come on Barbie, let’s go party! ♪
It was an omen. You really shouldn’t have done that.
Those are some big words.
heard ’round the world
They’re Daft for making this mistake.
… they should work harder, better, faster, stronger … at the, um, distro techno
Ooo! You did your Homework.
No, that would mean Vyvyan was really into homework instead of throwing toilets out of the window.
Rammstein, now? You’re all over the place!
People are just dying to get in there.
Are those green sperm on the sign, or am I just looking wrong?
*squints, tilts head to the right*
Yup! I see it!
I’m pretty sure those are supposed to be leaves, but my mind is in the gutter. GREEN SPERM! Is that what happens when you go too long!? They go bad!?
Nah, it’s just the early stages of soilent green!
It goes good with soy sauce.
Don’t forget wassabi.
Well, I’ve done it now.
*ker-splortch*
Ah, it’s all good!
Well, that’s a deep subject!
That’s what he…
Wait, that won’t work.
MY ROFLCOPTER GOES SOY SOY SOY SOY SOY
When sperm goes bad!
By day it’s a near sighted, caged and ready, life giver. By night, it’s a heat seeking, free flowing, lady killer.
Said the tampon to the….
never mind.
*thwacks self with shellacked mackerel*
*snorkie*
*thwacks Skratdaddy on the head and takes her snorkie back*
MINE!!
May I play with your snorkie?
*puppy-dog eyes*
Of course you can. You can keep it too. I am collecting a bunch of them.
Wee!
*snorkie*
Nice try Leila, but that one will certainly get co-opted. Snork started out a Dragon thing, and so did the squeezes. Come to think of it, she’s started a lot of the things around here. She is such a trend setter!
Mmmmkay…I am still gonna steal ‘em when I seem ‘em. I have become a sort of *snork* collector. Will make it easier for WN to count.
Thankfully, I haven’t started any trends. Otherwise this blog would be a pretty scary place!
Stay away from that nasty Brewski-man, Timmy! He’s a bad influence!!
Hey, on that note, maybe I’ll try on my new title. Compliments of Dragon and AA!
…mmmm…I like it…but it sounds too formal. You should wear it for a few days though see how it really feels.
Bwuaahahahahahaaaaa!
That had that kind of “maniacal laughter coming from the laboratory of a mad scientist” ring to it.
Speaking of which, why are scientists usually “mad” or evil in movies? Why are they almost never the heroes? Are people afraid of knowledge? It’s always the scientists who “naively” unleash horrible destruction on mankind… war machines, plagues, etc.
*drives to Hollywood to speak with the man in charge*
BREWSKI!!!!
I’ve actually taught a class on this very subject (with literature, though, not movies)! It’s really, really interesting, and a bit chilling when you get into the nitty-gritty details.
Also….*THWACK!* Why assume the person in charge is a man?? :p
I knew you’d pick up on that “man” reference.
But most all the big farts in Hollywood are male, so I left it as “man”. Sorry, I’ll have to go to confession now to cleanse myself!
You should reprogram AWESOM-O so that it can pitch storylines about hero scientists.
Dragon, that “thwack” was the second time I’ve giggled out loud today!
Michael Crichton is a notable violator. He does lots of research to make his “science” sound plausible. But the scientists always end up being part of the problem, and usually are the antagonists.
You should read some of the stuff that was written around the time the Industrial Revolution really kicked off. Ye gods…!
Here Brewski…maybe this will perk you up.
(Clickie)
Hah! Fantastic. Amusing and uplifting.
EXCELLENT, thanks!
hmm i agree with you brewski. isnt science what found cures to all sorts of diseases? The only good scientist reference i can think of is Dexter : O
What about Mister Peabody and his pet boy Sherman. There’s a good reference
.
and how apropriate to feature the red shirt…..
It’s to hide the blood lines.
Hidden, apparently, without trace.
(for some reason a similar comment won’t post)
The descent of man always leaves a trace. Even in bloggs.
there will be true blood
*don’t b-negative*
I.V. very interested to hear more of this concept.
Sadly, bloods write most of the laws with no accounting for taste.
Sounds like something’s gotten under Judy’s skin.
Not to worry, I have her prints on file in case of any rash events.
DISTRO is short for DESTROY
destruction distrobuted all over teh world
So thats where all the ensigns are getting their shirts!
thank you! You’re the only one who understood! *smooch*
Heee! My pleasure! *squeeze*
Very McCoy of them to slip that in.
Gen O Side: Continuing Hitler’s work. :,-(
Don’t mention the war!
Once in a moon doesn’t violate Godwin’s law, does it?
*claws his way from the grave*
*gives samr a good solid push back across line*
*claws back into grave*
I think I needed that.
*hugs ZA*
Thank you!!!!
just as long as you don’t mention darfur.
*flees*
*grabs Leila by the flee collar, drags her into the cuddle puddle*
Gotcha!
*takes clothes…oh, that’s already done*
*dives in*
*cuddles by Judy*
^ nekkid as a J
No, she’s wearing a suit, see…wait, is it your birthday again, Leila?
My birthday month? Yes.
I think it’s a place to have digital sex ( Maybe Glory Hole??) so you can kill all your spermies and thus doing a Gen-O-Side because the all go on Gen’s side and you know the famous expression ” It’s not in my side “
Stop the world, I want to get off.
I feel like that sometimes too. Everything ok?
It was just a play on the Fail and a commentary on “Man’s” inhumanity towards, well, just about everything.
(I hope we get a bonus Fail today.)
I got that. About three seconds after hitting “Add Comment”. Today looks to be a weird one for me.
Would you two please just get in the cuddle puddle and quit yer yapping!
*drags Avis & AA into cuddle puddle*
*squeezes failfriends*
Yoink!
Ahhhh!
*steals Yoink! from AA*
This would make my *snork* collection even better.
*takes Yoink! back and hands it to the Admiral*
Get your own Yoink!, girlie!
*squeeze*
*hands Leila a Yoink! of her very own*
*squeals with joy* Eeeeeeeeeeeee!!! Thank you NS!
*runs with her own Yoink! even though it’s not stolen*
*puts it up on the stand*
*shines a spotlight on it*
Beautiful!!!
I’m just sayin’…
Only Dragon can touch my Yoink!ee Doodle Dandy!
Damn straight.
HEY!! *sigh*
*squeezes*
Oh, and *knocks*
Powers that Be?
The Admiral has requested a Bonus Fail today.
We would be most pleased if you could accomodate him. Thank you.
I’ll second the motion.
I’ll third (?) the motion.
I’ll PROFIT from that motion.
I’ll motion it to safety.
*just goes loco*
*just goes emo*
*just goes with the flow*
*googled flowmotion and got a jam band* *blames Lurk for this terrible googling*
*googled emomotion and got a really, really bad poem, a broken website about baseball during a blackout, and a ‘welcome to my world’ personal website that’s been Rated: 0 times, Favorited: 0 times, Viewed: 21 times, and Commented: 0 times*
*blames dilettante for making me love her*
A blackout would give me a great opportunity to google you in public…just sayin’
Take me with you?
It would only add complexity to the situation.
Are you calling her simple?!
Ahhh, I wish life was simple. Alas…
NOTHING worthwhile is simple.
I don’t know that I agree with that. Some of the best things to do/be had are simple.
Like, making ice cream…
*holds out bowl*
*holds out bukkit*
…What?? It’s all I could find!
*snert* *trying something other than the snorks that Leila keeps stealing*
*sneaks in*
*eyes the *snert* and thinks it’s a trap*
I will be back later.
*sneaks out*
About that *snert* and the bukkit:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pea_soup#Netherlands
*shudders*
ew.
I could have done without the picture they included.
*turns green*
I have the sudden urge to hurt Aja now.
*holds tummy*
NO CLICKIE!!!!
Trust me, snert is yummy, even if it looks like, well, snert!
I’m just gonna take your word for it.
And now, I must get back to that housecleaning I’ve been trying to avoid! TTFN!
*stands in line*
*notices the free range bidet is missing*
(Ew!!)
*insert little barfy-guy smiley here*
I’m curious though, if I put ice cream in the bukkit does it transform to your least favo(u)rite flavo(u)r?
:ick:
*wipes iced tea from her desk, keyboard, and monitor*
I don’t have any more! You guys ate all the sorbet yesterday and I haven’t go the ingredients for ice cream yet. I’ll be making some this weekend though! I’m trying to figure out what flavor still.
*pouts*
Well it only makes a pint at a time anyway! I suggest everyone get one, ’cause it’s relatively inexpensive and the end product is sooooo good.
Something about that didn’t sound right. Oh, well.
I wish I could get one. I really do.
I’m fairly certain you could find one or something like it at Wally-world. Is there some other reason couldn’t get one?
I would make ice cream every day and would end up looking like a balloon walking down the isle.
That would be the Isle of W(e)ight, then?
Maybe we could send one to you as a wedding present, AFTER the wedding?
I am walking my baby down the isle
as she is chained to my ankle.*sigh*
Mine is done with already.
I’ve seen them at Cabela’s aidn in the LL Bean catalog, just search “ice cream ball” and I’m sure you’ll find one. And your end product can be just as good as Avis’.
Why so gloomy? Are you walking down the isle with Dr. Morose?
Obviously, my typing fingers know that it is almost quitting time on a Friday. They’ve begun to take on a life of ehtir own.
You CAN make sorbet in the things too, and you can use splenda instead of sugar. I plan on using mine to make slushy alcoholic beverages at some point(s).
I really like the creamy-ness of ice cream and sorbet just doesn’t really do it for me. Mmmmmmmmm…Ice Cream.
That’s Extreme, AA.
*HoleHeartedsqueeze*
*more than words squeeze!*
Damn, if only a circle would fit where a square should be.
This conversation would be SOOO different if Loz was here.
Hey!! Warn people first so they have a chance to grab onto something.
I hope you’re not implying that anybody here on Failblog would ever use innuendo or double-entendres in a racy way. If so, I might be compelled to spew some ejaculatory phrases at you.
Good game! *takes pictures* *posts them on racy double-entendre sites* *gives out Gatorade*
*innocent look*
(Damn! No more :angel:)
Oh, come on.
*climbs out of cuddle puddle*
See y’all later. My day is done!
And your July. Bye Skrat!
The shop owner either watched “WarGames” too often, or he/she’s an addict of the RTS-Computer-game “DEFCON” !!!
btw.. “How about a nice game of chess??”
(Quotation taken from wikiquote ; THX to god for the WWW!!
)
btw DEFCON official website is “everybody-dies.com” !! I’m not kidding!! *laughs like an lunatic, then starts to practise Duck-and-cover*
Stephen Falken: Are either of you paleontologists? I’m in desperate need of a paleontologist.
Jennifer: No, we’re high school students.
Stephen Falken: Pity.
Technician: “Put X in the center square!!”
maybe that is the solution for the fu**ing birds shitting in my car
Wait, IN your car? Try not leaving the windows/sunroof open.
*whiny voice*
But it’s sooooo hot!
*pouts*
I meant when it was parked.
Girls, girls…don’t fight. You’re both pretty. “Ruben”, whatever sort of sandwich you are, don’t leave your windows open, and Avis, don’t fly in and defecate in his car, no matter how crass it/he is. We can all get along here.
Haha, ok.. ON my car… (sorry about the punctuality fail, i was working… you know.. doing stuff for money)
Curious, I thought “doing stuff for money” was illegal outside of Nevada.
not that kind of stuff
If you meant something else, we might have to rename you Rubbin’ instead of Ruben.
Barry Badrinath: It’s $10 for a BJ, $12 for an HJ, $15 for a ZJ…
Landfill: What’s a ZJ?
Barry Badrinath: If you have to ask, you can’t afford it.
Steve “Fink” Finklestein: I’ve got $4.
have you tried a loaded shotgun lately?
I googled it, and got all kinds of things about distribution of genes, and one thing about individual/collective something or other. I’m gonna guess that the sign has something to do with the latter.
Googling’s usually the final solution.
it’s best not to google in public.
Pfft that store has been around since the Biblical days.
Do they sell Virginity Soap?
I need to be touched.
*touches*
I haven’t used the soap yet.
*squeeze*
I like you soaped or soap-free!
Hey, you’re making me look bad down there! VVVV
Awww…
*smoochHugSqueeze*
*waits patiently*
*looks @ Brewski down there*
You look damn good to me!
Woops! Forgot this was nekkid Friday!!
*smooch!*
*smoochback*
Gen-o-cide is a one-way street.
Su-I-cide is too… sadly….
wtf is with the happy face?!
It’s just smiling. or is something wrong with it?? or, even worse, with my violent humour?? btw (did i spell that right?) *_*
Eh, I’m just not “feeling” it on this one.
There’s a side to this I don’t like.
*gives Ms B another shot in the ass*
That’ll do it!
I hope it wasn’t a sedagive. Let’s see what was in that…says here:
*doesn’t have glasses on, squints*
“striptomysin”
*Snork!*
Quite an unnecessary prescription in this group, Admiral, just like Perkyset!
I brought some Demerlol, but I don’t think we need that today, either.
*looks down at self*
DAMMIT!!! When did this happen?!?!
*click!*
Muahhahahahaha!
*revels in being on the other side of the lens for a change*
*peeks at Ms B*
Isn’t genocide a form of removing complexities?
No. It’s a form of mass murder.
Sounds like a simple explanation.
Have a great weekend everyone! See you next week for my last week of being a paralegal!!
*hugs Mal*
Have a good weekend!!!!
And the following week when you become a broke student?
And the week after when you become a broke, burned out student! *Squeeze*
See ya, Mal! Enjoy your last week of paralegalism!
*mandamus squeeze*
*SQUEEEEEZE!!*
Congrats, Mal!
Woohoo!!!
Way to go, Mal!
*SQUEEZE!*
*squeeze*
I hope he doesn’t abandon us when he leaves his job.
*suddenly nervous*
did they die?
Gaaahh! Someone hide me. Pulled into a meeting, now 20 minutes to eat (2 hours late) and then back into meetings. I’m officially in hell.
OK, sorry for the rant everyone. I guess that just had to come out somehow.
Whatsa “cheif”?
It’s like an iffy chef.
Oh. I thought it might be someone who was looking for a women.
Did you ever find one, btw?
I was looking for a gentlemen! They email and email, and then it turns out they don’t exist.
*sigh*
*pulls out big spatula, and flips e and i*
It was a long afternoon.
Thankfully it’s the weekend now. Can I get anyone else a Victory Storm King Stout? I have 5 left.
Yum, yes please! That Golden Monkey will wreck you, though, watch out…
Eat your co-workers, it saves time and tastes delicious. Nobody can tell what you’re up to on a conference call.
*snork!*
Hey Lurk, why so pale today? I must’ve missed the story.
You didn’t miss it. I haven’t been here much today. One of my co-workers passed away yesterday. He was fighting leukemia, and his liver gave out on him. He was a good man, and I feel like the world isn’t quite as bright without him. But at least he didn’t go through years of pain.
I’m sorry, sweetie.
*hug*
I’m sorry to hear that. You’re right, the world does seem to lost its color a little when the ones we care about pass from it.
*Squeeze*
*Slips “e” into post and takes the “t” to the driving range*
Aw Lurk……I am sorry.
{{{{{Lurk}}}}}
*hugs!*
*squeezes everybody*
Thanks. I really mean that.
*big Lurk squeeze*
*snuggles into her failfriends*
Unless it is a video conference!
Experience talking, never do anything on video.
*runs*
Psssst!!!
Avis! Get your mind out of the gutter.
TeeHee
Well, while she’s down there…;)
Girl on girl … not my thing.
Nor mine.
I kinda like it.
Suspects it is because you are not a girl!
Fuzzy’s not a girl?! *cancels match.com*
transvestite boy on smart-assed-looking girl … that’s my thong.
I don’t think that’s even a category! *puts on librarian glasses*
I think it’s a categorical imperative that you have more lessons.
*makes an ass smart*
OW
And that is the third time I laughed out loud today!
By the way, here’s the first:
Three woman, two younger, and one senior
citizen, were sitting naked in a sauna.
Suddenly, there was a beeping sound. The young
woman pressed her forearm and the
beep stopped.
The others looked at her questioningly. ‘That
was my pager,’ she said. I have a microchip under
the skin of my arm.
A rew minutes later, a phone rang. The second
young woman lifted her palm to her ear.
When she finished, she explained, ‘That was my
mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand.’
The older woman felt very low-tech. She stepped
out of the sauna and went to the bathroom.
She returned with a piece of toilet paper
hanging from her rear end.
The others raised their eyebrows and stared
at her.
The older woman finally said………..well,
will you look at that…. I’m getting a fax!
Bwahahahaha!!!
…and Jimbo didn’t appreciate it when I nailed his laptop to his head.
I found a funny that for some reason reminds me of Dragon. Mainly because of the way it’s worded. And it is work safe.
I probably should have said “clickie”, huh?
Teehee!
At least I said “have” instead of “of”. I might have been FOOMed to with in an inch of my life!!
*Slips Scott an ACME portable hole*
Jump into this! Quick!
I bet you could get a simple sammich at a certain DISTRO.
Thanks everyone, glad I could at least catch up and grab a few laughs. Have a fun afternoon. *wave*
*beams*
Beamish? Yum.
*activates trans-porter*
My stout comments on this have been darkly eaten…
Beamed me straight home! Thanks!
With no possible repeat customers this business is sure to fail soon.
Also, I wish there was a comment section that was used for commenting about the pictures and would not be 90% full of the same people, day after day, greeting each other and saying mundane things. I enjoy reading the comments that are funny concerning the pictures but I really need to search through a ton of unrelated crap. – Just one guy’s wish -
*Takes deep breath before replying*
If you look at the first post on each thread, it’s usually a one-liner. We start from there. Just read those. And as far as it being the same people every day, STFU. Really. Is that any of your business? I think not. Look at the comment threads on other similar forums – most are mean/insulting and full of trolls. At least we monitor those sorts of things around here.
*gives Bearly a standing ovation*
*squeeze*
*SQUEEZE*
*makes note in the logbook*
Yoink!
*takes logbook and makes copy for self*
Do we log it when FailBloggers lose their cool? This is my first time, honest!
*Holds up hand in the Girl Scout salute*
No no…we log it when all the different types of whiner/complainers come and whine/complain about the things someone always inevitably whines/complains about.
My favorite was when someone bitched about nobody talking about the fail, and the fail was a box hidden under a doormat. I wish I could read 500 comments about a box under a doormat, but, sadly, we’re all just too fluttery.
*flutters-by*
*butters-fly*
*buys fritters*
Oh, I remember that one! It’s not like we didn’t TRY to come up with things to say.
Now stop fluttering so I can *squeeze* you!
*flutter…STOP* *SQUEEZE*
I love the ‘photoshopped’ v. ‘it’s real therefore not a fail’ trolls. A really good fail pic usually drags them both out.
…and by love I mean ‘laugh at’
…and by laugh at I mean ‘draw and quarter’
Well, they just like to hang around so much, I thought I’d make it permanent.
… and by draw I mean ‘badly”
And by badly I mean ‘Picture Pages’
… and by ‘picture pages’ I mean Betty’s hind quarters.
Lurk, which color did you lose?
Bearly, You Go Girl!!!!
Bearly? You can eat that one.
I used to nom FailFriends. Even the horde might not want to touch that one.
*Turns up nose*
… and whatever you do, don’t try to talk and drink water at the same time. You’ll choke to death and kill us all!
Nuuuute, what you fail to notice or appreciate is the fact that an overwhelming majority of the “comments that are funny concerning the pictures” are made by the regulars who also greet each other and say “mundane things.” If they/we were to leave this blog, you would be left with nothing but Firsters, Trolls, and Did he die?-ers. Unfortunately, you can only have one or the other here my friend. By the way, how are you doing today? *squeeze*
I wish people wouldn’t wander into my online community and start complaining that the interaction which clearly works very well for a sizable number of people is inadequate. — Just one gal’s wish –
Tee-hee. You said inadequate. I think you meant Nuuute.
She turned me into a Nuuute!
…
I got better…
bwwwahahahah!!!
I had the privelage of watching that last night.
Made me wonder where Chan and Bearly were with their snacks.
Nooooo! You watched without us?!?!
I didn’t get the invitation!
Aww. Now I feel terrible.
I’ll be holding a rerun in a few days. The people I watched with didn’t understand most of the humo(u)r and were asking questions the whole time.
That’s why I won’t be watching Monty Python movies/shows with my daughter for a few years. That would drive me nuts.
Sadley all of these people are at least one to two years my senior.
You can just !magine a fourteen year old boy explaining what someone means by hitting a healthy man in the head with a stick to his friends, when the only thing they found funny was the actual hitting and not the reason it came about.
What? Are you saying 15-16-year-olds don’t understand Monty Python? Where do you live?
Middle-Of-Nowhere Hicksville
Is that the “Bring out your dead” scene?
I love that scene!
“Stay out of Malibu, deadbeat!”
But, like, ohmigod — the valley is so totally hot! I’m tired of being all sweaty! Gag me with a spoon!
*gets spoon ready*
*throws a badger down next to Jenny*
*Rides by on moped*
*chooses cake*
We’re out of cake!
Well… I guess I’ll have the chicken then.
No, death. According to this magazine I just found, in a hedge.
Oh look! It’s the queen!
A plumber? What on Earth is that?
Dear FailBlog Friends,
Ok. I am either not understanding something, or I just don’t understand what is happening.
Love,
Jenny
‘Sokay, just some harmless Eddie Izzard references.
*squeeze*
Did you just take the Lord’s name in vain?! Admiral!!!
Eddie Izzard is NOT harmless. I hurt myself every time I watch one of his shows.
*clutches ribs*
*whispers to Jenny*
*blinks*
Go out and get/rent “Dress to Kill” and watch it right now! I’ll wait…
*taps foot impatiently*
I wonder if I can Netflix it?
*just discovered toasters and showers*
Everything in its entirety except Circle (and Stripped, which is not on DVD yet) was recently available on Youtube – haven’t checked in a while. I actually just got and watched Circle from Netflix on Tuesday.
I’m just talking about blasphemy…. and blas for you…. and blas for everybody in the room!
I saw “Stripped” live in Kansas City. UNbelievably high-larious show!
*still sees an adorable Australian Shepherd in Bearly’s avatar*
*smiles whenever she sees the Australian Shepherd in Bearly’s avatar*
*Is still happy to make Nightshayde smile*
You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude.
That´s why they call them “failures in communication”. I think it´s part of the fun… just one guy´s opinion.
Nah, there’s a random word generator on this blog.
Man…….people always beat me to the good ideas. Now what am I supposed to call my Rawandian Machette store? Probably be stuck with something homo-erotic like “The Civil Warrior”…..sheesh….no breaks.
omg that is sick
He used to be Hip.
call it……………..The Chop Shop
call it………..The Chop Shop
DoubleSlapChop?
I’m pot-sticking with 双重好运 筷子.
Do they sell The Luminous Life of Hitler here?
Sadly, just Ricky Martin.
Sounds like one for the books.
Livin’ Mein Vida Loca Kampf
I guess our offerings didn’t please the FB gods today because there is no bonus fail.
*searches for a sacrifice*
Psshh, you’ll never find a virgin on the internets.
I dunno…I’m thinking we have a pool of possibilities from some of the folks who have posted here today…
Plus we have a supply of Virginity Soap.
oh, please pass the soap…
Um…sorry, abstract, but it doesn’t actually restore virginity…
Yes. It does too!!! *pouts*
You TRY to post a link to a fake hymen that fakes restored virginity, and the blogmonster eats it. It’s getting so a girl can’t post a disgusting link to a horrible product that should never have been invented these days.
You posted that one a few months ago, before the new FailLaws came about. We wouldn’t mind the new laws, if we actually knew what they all were.
Pfft. Virginity is highly overrated.
Highly.
Overrated.
*snork*
I have a whole lecture on the value of virginity from the early Middle Ages through the Restoration.
Your succinct summation is most apt!
I learned that in college…. mostly.
*wanders away, whistling innocently*
That was in class, right?
I most fervently and sincerely hope not.
*knows someone that married her college professor*
*knows someone that divorced her college professor*
Erm…same someone?
I know a couple folks who married their profs too, though they were grad students, not undergrads.
Well, when you put it that way… I agree!
Yes on the same someone. I was at the wedding. Sadly, I strongly suspected it wasn’t going to work out…it was very obvious to me. I remember being very conflicted.
Pfft. Bite your tongue!
I did have one super-hot professor – my Human Sexuality professor, actually. I’m fairly sure he was gay (might have been bisexual – not positive, actually). Oh MAN, was he dreamy!!!
*jumps up to previous post & yoinks the second “actually.”
I’m not sure why I put that in there.
One is plenty…
*Nom-inates Patrica*
Let’s go for originality and sacrifice a Starfish instead.
Yeah?
Yikes!!!
*withdraws nom-ination*
*hides under rock*
Don’t worry, you can repent later.
LAST!
nope
I call it. However, I am willing to give up such a position.
Thank you!!!
That never lasts.
Especially as the REAL Pob will come ninjify him.
THERE MUST ONLY BE ONE POB
tell that to the power
Welcome to Gen-O (meaning earth)- cide! How can this message possibly be misconstrude?
The fact that you spelled the store’s name wrong.
That’s not all he spelled wrong…
You’re supposed to wrap the pastry around the filling…
*snork!*
Caseystreusel!
*Thinks his name could be taken out of context*
*Also wonders why Shadow was talking about his lady*
An amalgam of Constance and Gertrude?
I never could understand why anyone would want to name their child Gertrude. This may just be from media influence, but all I can see when I hear that name is “Old Cat Lady down the street”.
Could be worse, I guess. They could name their child Fifi Trixibelle.
Well, Trudy is a nick-name of Gertrude and therefor might be more… palatable to some. I’m betting that in most cases it’s a family tradition type thing. There have also been some famous Gertrudes, and so maybe one could be named after them?
*narrows her eyes at Qwaz*
Old Cat Ladies are people too, young man!
Clickie!! Clickie!!
*snerk*
Oh … THAT crazy cat lady. Never mind.
I like turtles
Turtles hate steeds, though, it’s a sad state of affairs having to do with carrying the planet on one’s back. Sorry!
I like cereal!
Tacos rule!
I like potatoes.
You’re destined to become a vicar, methinks.
Cake, Potatoes, what’s not to love about the Church of England?
Hitler Store WIN
What class of monsters do you wish to genocide?
Only trolls, methinks.
Ooh! I have a shiney new trebuchet we can use!
Hope it did happen open after a year after Olympics. Almost.
have you met sarah palin? she speaks exactly as you write. a killer of the english language.
She scares me. Most crazy people do. You just don’t know what they’ll do next.
They may… Learn to type!
*Dun dun dun!!*
Hitler’s return
mr hitler is alive and well in darfur… wonder when someone will reach into there and torch his arse.
No one needs to stop the genicide. There are some races that make the world a worse place to live, and need to be wiped out.
You like to be hated don’t you?
What do you expect from yet another one who practices proctology on themselves Avis. The lack wit can not even spell correctly.
cool blog, I was just reading the reactions to the surfer dude on youtube and it was a little depressing…anyhoo, I doubt that the owner of this business did not call it gen-o-side because they did not understand the English connotations.
‘O’
Anyway, my mother once again found a really great video. This one is cute rather than funny. Though I think it’s funny because it’s from a LUTHERAN wedding, and I NEVER would have expected anything so cool from them.
I grew up in it so I get to mock it. Deal
Clickie!! I’ll post it again tomorrow for the rest of us.
God, Avis, isn’t this beautiful? I saw links to it everywhere and an amazing article in the Washington Post by the dance critic and thought: maybe it wouldn’t be so bad to get married. The joy there is infectious.
Everyone and their cousin posted this on Facebook a couple of days ago. I watched it with a great big goofy grin on my face throughout the whole thing. I absolutely loved it.
If you’re going to walk down the aisle…do it with style!
I believe I saw this on the Today show! During the interview they said that they rehearsed it once, and that there was no choreography. The moves were just a reflection of the wedding party’s spontaneous expression. I smiled the whole time I watched it.
I get seriously happy when the bride shows up, cause everyone deserves to walk down the aisle to raucous clapping and cheering and joy.
Hello Dilly! Long time, no see. What is the latest from Dilly World?
Avis; I am trying to down load the video, but with my connection it is taking an impossibly long time. One minute of video in fifteen minutes.
Hi bunnyrabbit! I’m good, I survived Shakespeare and I get to go do The Full Monty next week and then I’m off to San Francisco. You should really get an internet connection not powered by hamster wheels, the videos are way easier to watch.
The connection is not powered by hamster wheels. It is a computer mouse wheel.
Could you clarify, “…I get to go do The Full Monty next week…”, please. My imagination is running amok.
What I have seen of the video so far is hilarious. The sunglasses truly make it. A new and great meaning to the old, “I’ll dance at your wedding.”
I get to run around naked at the beach, and coincidentally, work on a play involving nudity. Where, oh, where will we put those actor’s microphone packs? And should I bother packing clothes at all? What a puzzle.
The actors will just have to learn to project their character.
I think in the final scene the mic packs go in their hats, I’m sort of excited to see how that works with the change. And I should stay inside and work anyway, you know how that last sunburn went…
I just dropped off to sleep at the keyboard. I’ll take that as a hint that it is bed time. I shall dream of being innocently helpful and applying soothing lotion to the overly U.V.ed. I’m a sucker for damsels in distress.
I tried to respond since 11:34 Dilly, but Failblog is giving me a “Your comment is awaiting moderation” pain. Why it is moderating I have no idea. If it ever makes it to this thread you’ll see that it is totally innocent. Around here innocent is rare.
SURE you’re innocent, puppy. I’m sure you sent me such an “innocent” comment, the filters went mental…
It’s “moderated” me again!! It was a simple comment about this dancing happening at a certain famous royal wedding. I’ve griped both times. This is ticking me off. Will this one work? Who knows? Certainly not Failblog.
Oh my, thank goodness Failblog is protecting me from this dirty dog! Whatever would I do, I’m so fragile!
Erm…’scuse me.
*runs off-thread*
*sounds of uproarious guffawing is heard from afar*
*comes back, straightening blouse*
Now…what were we talking about?
Um, nothing! Your blouse is a bit crooked…oh my. No, leave it.
So much for a lack of innuendo.
Why on earth would you want a lack of innuendo??
Wait, wouldn’t a lack of innuendo be just hardcore po–
Go on.
I just had this image of this happening at the Diana/Charles wedding. Picture everyone from Her Majesty on getting down with their bad self.
something’s afoot at the circle k…
Eeeeeeeeeeexcellent…
The Queen didn’t go to Charles and Camilla’s wedding. Maybe the corgis couldn’t get the routine down?
Wrong wedding. It has finally unmoderated my comments. WHEEEE!
I understand that the corgis will only start to break it out to Who Let the Dogs Out.
lol, for some reason when I read that I just heard “QUEEN! QUEEN QUEEN QUEEN QUEEN!”
A lot of comments
This must be where Hitler shopped when he was a wee child.
Are you sure that this isn’t a deliberate play on “genocide”?
Now for a better question what the hellv does this shop sell
Nerve gas get yur nerve gas here!
How can I post my FAIL ?
At the top of the page, click on “Send in the Fail” and follow the directions. Hope it’s a good one!
Gen-o-side is on your side.
THE TURKISH LIE TO US! RECOGNIZE THE ARMENIAN GENOCIDE
Armenian Genocide
Pontian Genocide
Asyrian Genocide
Kurdish Genocide
They are the most cruel “nation” in the world. They are like Orcs
ahahahha that reminds me of the suicide silence cong
There is also a failure in the slogan. One would normally say “complexity from simplicity” and not “complexity from the simplicity” because “simplicity” is a general noun. (Another example of a general noun is “knowledge” and you wouldn’t say “he’s good at the general knowledge”.)
a win, surely.
*Buys Items from shop and blows up said shop with lewis in it*
*Laughes insaneley*
*Gets arrested and get 16 life centences*
what the… A T- SHIRT???
Only available in Iraq and Darfur.