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*sings* I like big butts, and I cannot lie!”
Baby got back, all right.
♪ She’s got it
Yeah, baby, she’s got it
“I’m your Venus … of Willendorf” ♪
*Snickers*
*Waltzes around the Blue Danube*
^ Viennese on the bananarama-band-shell
did her shirt die?
MOM…is that YOU??
Sexy has never looked so wrong
oh, I dunno… lotsa sexy in that double-butt. does it come with double mint gum to help synchronize the wriggles?
sigh… only in USA.
Hey! thats what your mom said after she took it up the butt. Lol coincidence?
Accepting your fattness WIN!
llooolll
Art history/archeology joke… good one there!
+890 points.
You. Win. 100%.
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*looks @ her butt*
No I don’t!!!
<>
She got back … and front, left, right, up, down.
Anyway, I wonder if she’s oblivious or being funny.
porky
yaaaaaaaaaa that is nasty! ewwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!
Why would she wear a fat suit on her legs? Oh wait…
Camoflage?
Yeah, you don’t even notice the trunks and her junk…
WIN!
Genious!
Her knees have a gut on them ….lol
I’d hit that.
you’d hit a rock if it would take you !
It would take more than one.
More than one what?
Pringles.
Lays
awesome
WIN!!! HAhahahahaha
No potatoes for you, Vicar!
“IT WAS NOT A SEX GAME”
Uh huh…We believe you..*wink,wink*
the backside of ann coulter… here, the camera’s do not make her 250 lb lighter.
third
Fantasy
EPIC WHALE…. I mean SCALE… I mean FAIL!!
*SNORK!*
second
Inside every fat person is a thin person trying to get out (plus lots of cake) this lady is just getting to know hers on a personal level.
By letter her take her from behind?
*squeeze*
that’s what ann coulter says. …
*squeeze*
Piggy back….literally …..(I hate myself)
*outstretches arms for squeeze*
*realises k@ missed the thread*
*falls over*
*picks up GV*
*smooches ouchies better*
*goes to the naughty corner*
*follows k@ to corner*
*gets naughty*
*flashes torch in corner*
Ello, ello, what’s going on ‘ere, then?
eeeeeep!
torch? Is that what you kids are calling it these days? These naughty corners are a bad influence!
*looks down*
Sorry ’bout this.
*zips trousers*
Now then, what were you two doing?
We were being naughty!
Is that so? Well, I’ll ‘ave to ask you two to come to the station with me, please.
The train station?! :O Wow!
*gets excited*
Can we ride on a red one?
You can ride on EVERY one! Now, come with me.
*follows G&FTBF skipping merrily*
Now, if you’d step into this unmarked black van.
*sticks head in van*
*can’t fit wing through*
Can I just sit on top?
*facepalm*
Er, I guess so guv. Just stay there while I think of something.
*grumbles and starts engine*
*drives away*
*waits expectantly for CBF to come back*
*drives back*
I bought you a red train, guv. Here, have it.
*unloads red train*
Use it when you please.
Yay!
*sits on red train making choo choo noises*
Right, I’m off back to Police HQ.
*drives off, sirens on*
*notices GV is following on train*
*screams*
*attaches a rope to the front of GV’s train*
*runs as fast as possible (not very fast)*
Wheeeeeeee!!
Wheee!! Ok, my turn to pull you!
I like being naughty!
*flashes*
*scarpers*
*sigh*
…and so early in the morning too.
…Makes me proud. *tears up*
So what do you say Boobie? Should we just bare it all? It is Friday afterall…
It’s the next logical step from Commando Thursday.
I say….LET’S DO IT!
:O Leila and Pirate Boobs are doing it?!
*bangs down door*
FREEZE! PUT THE UNCAPITALISED “I” DOWN SLOWLY! AND CORRECT THAT LAST WORD!
Can I watch?
*breaks out video camera, tripod, and porn music*
But it was on purpose, I was trying to appear diminutive by not referring to myself as a proper noun.
*lowers red pen*
Alright, I’ll let you off this time. But if it happens again…
*swipes red pen*
*takes everything off and runs streaking thru the room*
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!
Come on Boobie!
*takes hat off*
*runs after Leila*
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I feel freeeeeeeee
???
nesting fail….
we get the picture. …
At first glance I thought her shirt was too small.
Good morning all K@cf,gaynorvader,fluffy,clabberhead,and everyone else.
A tad too small?
Good morning Halifax. Tad in like tadpole small?
It’s just an expression.
Morning to you too, 5eags!
Morning eagle 1! *squeeze*
Morning eagle 2! *squeeze*
Morning eagle 3! *squeeze*
Morning eagle 4! *squeeze*
Morning eagle 5! *squeeze*
Ummm gaynorvader you make me look like I have multiple personalities.
*Squeezze.
But you have 5 eagles in your name, so it’s only fair GV greets all of them!
Indeed, I’d hate to leave one of them out!
I swear to the great creator you change the first part of your name on every comment you make
all good though.
But you seem to change your last part, 5eagles ex-egima now leaps.
If you look on the side of the page it shows who is posting and it say 5 eagles leaps”on” etc etc…
I guess the sun is setting there now?
Nah, it already went away like 3 hours ago.
I got no words for that…
*Gives Cherry yokel, bats, helicopter and shark*
Thank you man!
Good morning CHERRY. You must have something up your sleeve about this fail?
Hey 5 eagles
Uhmm….I just can’t….
Search your feeling Luke cherry let them guide you, the the force be your mouth.
Uh-oh. Is this leading back to our dark-side cookies thread. It was us 3 and one other person. Forgot who it was.
*replaces . with ?*
No problem, they were some spares I had
I can lend you squirm, but I need it back at some point…..it is very useful!
CHERRY!!!!!
*picks up eKitty and snuggles*
Good morning!!!!
…and my kitty is already gone. WTH???
That’s the problem with kitties, they’re very independent!
I know. I am a leo afterall.
MEEEEOW!!!!
*squeeze* to my favorite “naughty” dragon.
*squeeze*
Naughty? Me?
*looks innocent*
Treat a dog good, they think: "Master must be a God!"Treat a cat good, they think: "I must be a God!"
put electric fence collar on cat, it thinks: “I know who is boss!”
Mmmmmmmm…cankles….
They say you are what you eat.
In that case, she should eat a thin person.
I think she just did that….
just be thankful the t-shirt has the thong on…
And by that rule, I think 85% of the people that post in these comments sections eat a big bowl of arseholes everyday.
Her left arm looks a bit like Popeye’s….
I yam what I yam.
You aren’t a yam, Jenny is!
If he wasn’t so young I would say he is YUM.
*slowly scootches from LEILA*
*ponders whether to call Interpol*
I’m not going to say it. I am not a perv.
*breathes a sigh of relief*
*wipes brow*
*calls FBI to cancel SWAT squad*
*pinches BFF in the bum*
*walks away whistling*
*keels over*
Shame, shame, LeilaIt won’t happen again.
Someone revive him.
I remember a Mardi-Gras parade that had a float of a bunch of people dressed in these shirts. None were THIS obese, though.
Did these shirts have front to them I take it?
Yuppers.
I remember a mardi gras parade…No wait, I think I was at a mardi gras parade one time…maybe.
*checks photo album*
Yep, I have pics to prove it. I was at a Mardi-Gras parade
I was going to say, if you remember it, you weren’t in the spirit of the festival.
No, it was the day parade at Pensacola, not the night parade at New Orleans. Much less booze involved.
*high-fives Brewski*
Nothing against overweight people(I could stand to lose about 20 pounds myself), but why is it you see obese girls wearing those short shorts that say things like “hot” or “sexy” accross the ass. It should be illegal to make those types of shorts above a certain size. Hate to break it to you, but if it takes over a quarter mile of material to make your shorts, you are not HOT or SEXY.
No Chris you look good.
We all have in ours minds what our body looks like and what other people see and the thin line of both in between.
My pet peeve is girls in hipster jeans with their gut hanging over the top….if they wore a long top, meh not so bad, it is when they have short or cropped tops on *shudders*
If I wanted to see their doughy pasty white stomachs I am sure I would have asked…instead somebody pass the eye bleach
Yeah, that get’s me too. Wish they’d have a bit of self-consciousness!
I have always been of the school of thought, it doesn’t actually matter what shape or size you are, you can still dress well, and to suit you!
Hmm, I’d agree up to a point. I’d leave the mega-obese people who can’t move off that list. Otherwise, yeah, I actually prefer a girl to be overweight than underweight (really scrawny girls kinda gross me out).
Known fact women dress for other women not for the mens eyes yes?
Depends on the woman. Ever heard of jail bait?
*squeezity!*
(Said in an Irish brogue for the Irish rogue.
)
*facepalm x2*
(Incompetence was supposed to nest below this level VV)
No worries DW I know what you mean.
I will say good morning anyways.
Explain Jail bait. because I had to google it. Very vague.
It’s when a young girl, below the legal limit, dresses in skimpy outfits with the express purpose of attracting men for sexual relations.
Jailbait – Any girl under consenting age. A grown man can go to jail for messing with a girl under consenting age, hence the term.
Squirrel-bait…
propositioning an older squirrel with promises of shining nuts by a younger girl-squirrel.
+450 points.
Beauty, like supreme dominion, is but supported by opinion.
~ Benjamin Franklin
Beauty awakens the soul to act.
~Dante Alighieri
I fart in your general direction
~French Guard from Monte Python
Your mother is a hampster, and your father smells of old elderberries.
The smell of death surrounds you.
~ Lynyrd Skynyrd
I encourage others to bend over and touch their cankles because I cannot do the same with mine – rush limbaugh
It’s a matter of taste.
Have you heard of the song, Fat Bottomed Girls?
Shows that some like more cushion for pushin. But not exactly me, so don’t get the wrong idea!
Yep, my favorite Queen song. I don’t think thats’ what Freddie had in mind though.
*facepalm*
*squeeze*
What are you doing up at this hour, DW?!
What are you still doing up, Brewski?
There’s extra padding, and then there’s being suffocated in between the cushions, this is the latter.
yes, and I’ve heard of the Thong Song.
Oh, I don’t know. Beauty comes in all shapes, ChrisDog. My personal impression is the gal in this pic has a great sense of teh funny, and, yes, teh funny can be teh sexy.
Agreed!
¡ OK @ K@ !
I find no sweeter fat than sticks to my own bones.
~ Walt Whitman
jack sprat could eat no fat. …
That or it was a free shirt. Just saying.
Agreed.
Hope Floats?
Keep floats alove!!
Hmmm. . . how to to run with this. . .
How I wish that I had Jesse’s girl, but I am afraid of rapid float loss.
Whale WIN!!!!
“Thar be Whales”
WHERE?! WHERE?!
Cambria?
Minneapolis, MN
Tomorrow at noon
Since when did Failblog start ripping off from SFWchan and not vice versa?
Hmmm … nice … Hair -.-
I have a sudden urge to hit the gym…
Harsh! What did he ever do to you?
Violence never solves anything.
Violence never solves anything until someone dies.
-Colin
*snork*
Except a fight.
stop the violins; give whirled peas a chance!
N/A has gymnophobia.
Nuddy good thing to have. He’s exposed himself now though.
It’s easily treated, isn’t it?
Anti-biotic suppositories and bed rest.
Ha! The jig is up! His streak is over!
GAH!! What is it with lolcats and moderation. I posted a comment for Elsa and … GRRRRRR!!!!!! Anyway, I will post it here too in case she or any cheezepeeps show up.
If anyone sees Elsa_Mama, please tell her I’ve been thinking about her. My comment was eaten the day we found out of her loss. I read what she said about the tribute for Matt. I am sure she is comforted by the fact his young life touched so many. {{{{{Elsa}}}}} Good Friday everyone.
FIRST
BFF where is that mallet of yours? I think it needs some fresh air.
In for a penny, in for a pound
*squeeze*
Good morning!! Nice shiny nuts you got there.
Thank you ma’am. I polished them up special this morning.
*squeezes back*
*puts ShamWow away*
Here it is, LEILA!
*hands troll-bashing mallet carefully to LEILA*
Have fun!
*takes mallet from BFF, glares at the troll above and…*
BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM!!!!!!!!
There! Head is all bashed in. Clean up on isle one!!!!
That was…spectacular, LEILA. I’ll go get the mop and ShamWows. I must say, that’s quite a lot of troll bloood on the ceiling.
This makes me sad in pants.
Aw…
*starts to tickle Malicite’s pants*
*squeeze*
I love a good pants squeeze! *squeezes back*
How are you on this fine Friday?
*decides to stop following naked Leila*
*goes looking for k@*
It’s Friday!!!
’nuff said.
Hope you are doing well.
It’s Friday! ‘Nuff said indeed! Oi! It didn’t come soon enough…
EwwwwWhat?
I was retaining water that day.
Oh...Oh, I see.I dunno…looks more like Jupiter than a Venus…I mean, something that large HAS to have it’s own gravity field.
lol!
That’s the best fat joke I’ve read in a while.
Right–so large that she has three other fat ladies orbiting her…
what about uranus?
*peeks into fail, skims through comments*
Nope. Don’t like it. Hopefully the next fail is better.
*leaves*
superr
Okay. As sad as this sight is, and as annoying as it may be to see this every time one goes to the beach, can’t we all just be grateful she’s wearing a T-shirt and shorts and not what the body on her T-shirt is wearing? Let’s keep it in perspective.
no fun in doing that, dude
THAT’S THE JOKE
Fail for submitter thinking this lady was being serious?
My step mom had one of those and so did her mom. Sad to say they were both as big as the woman in this pic too.
I looooove cankles!
I seriously think I know this woman.
I think this show a sense of humor even though she is a fatso.
I call it a WIN.
this is very GORE
Thank G-d she isn’t wearing spandex!
Too bad she’s not wearing Harry Potter’s invisibility cloak!
LOL, you got that right.
Wow… her knees have cleavage
It’s almost fooled me a few times, until I realised the body’s ASS is in the middle of her back.
And her legs…. G R O S S
And I’ll bet she’s a hot property on “No Pride Night” !!!
These shirts are from a Brazilian TV program, I guess…
I think that shirt is awesome. Kudos to her for wearing it and giving a big F*CK YOU to people who think fat women are only appropriately dressed in public if they are wearing a burqa.
Yeah, she could also try to lose weight…
We are a long way from an adequate understanding of how humans put on weight and lose it. In just the past year we’ve come to realize that people who have MORE EFFICIENT bacteria in their digestive track have a harder time losing weight. That’s because their bacteria do a better job in assisting digestion, in breaking down food materials and making them available for absorption into the body.
.
It’s also been established that there are 10 TIMES as many bacterial cells within a human body as there are human cells (though in relative size bacterial cells are much smaller than most human cells).
not funny!
I’ll scared to know whats on the front… o0
would it turn you on?
If you can not cover even the top half of your fat ass with the fake skinny one, you should know that…..you have to buy at least one size up
My aunt has a shirt like that. Except for she’s not that fat, and it covers her ass to make it look at least somewhat convincing. Like in this picture there is 2 asses…one on the shirt and her real fat ass. lol
someone didnt finish the diet.
The tshirt didnt finish, right? cause…it fits that huge lady!
ha ha
when did she buy the t-shirt? or she’s wearing her daughter’s
Wow, she hasn’t got a “hollow of the knee” – she’s got an “arse of the knee”! o.O
Anyone who thinks this lady doesn’t realize she is big is retarded. She obviously has a good sense of humor about it too. I have seen these shirts in tourist shops and considered getting one for a laugh myself. Now I won’t though since She has me beat when it comes to making that shirt a humor win.
If you look closly she is getting on a cruise ship. I guess she has spent too many nights grazing the all night/day buffets. I think these cruise ships are causing the rise in ocean levels…too many obese people displacing extra water, causing the ocean to rise.
I think I was on that cruise… still having nightmares.
Sorry, but there’s a reason we don’t stock them in that size.
false advertising
I almost believed she was skinny until I saw her legs….
oh dearie. my mom has that shirt. i just about die of embarrassment even thinking about it. :/
big is beautiful
i feel bad for her toilet…. and that sweet ass stank coming off her flip fats…i mean flops
That’s worse than those Tuxedo Tees from the 80’s lol!
Inside every big girl there’s a thin one dying to get out. See?
Thats Suck!
I reckon that’s a WIN.
Hell yeah thats a win! Look at those sexy plump legs!
Ah! My aunt (WHO IS FAT) has that exact shirt!
The only fail I see here is all the people taking cheap shots at fat people. Aside from the fact that bodies vary widely in their tendency to retain and lose weight, no matter how a person eat or exercise, her weight is nobody’s damn business but her own. And I would agree with the commenters who are saying that she very likely is wearing this shirt humorously. Do you really think she believes she looks like the body on the shirt?
People like to make fat jokes because it doesn’t require much thought to come up with something that will make other people snicker, and because being judgmental about someone else makes them feel good about themselves. Guess what? If that’s what it takes for you to feel good about yourself, you need to work on your own self-esteem.
Fat?
are you fat?
yeah, sorcha is a huge fatty who thinks its ok to eat wendy’s all day while sitting on her fat rear end. i hate fat people
Oh don’t worry, you’ll grow out of it.
Sorcha is 100% correct, hehe.
Hence the claim that it’s a WIN. The fat lady is making fun of that stupid perception.
This looks to be more of a WIN then a FAIL. xD lolz
What? Fat chicks can’t dream?
I’d like to see the opposite failure… where the skinny chick is wearing the fat chick baggy shirt…
fashion crime!!!!!!!
thats a WIN for fatness, on the first view i didnt recognize it
The best part is the shirt getting tugged into her fat folds. Notice how we had 15 years of fat girls calling themselves healthy and now we suddenly have an obesity epidemic? if Fat was healthy exercise would make you fatter. Get off the couch and put down the booze, fatty.
LOL @ all the retarded-kid comments here.
Anyone laugh at the midgety “figure” on the shirt? Even if a skinny woman her height were wearing that, it’d still look silly.
WWWwwoooooo take it off ya take it all off
seriously take it off your stretching it out
Being overweight has it’s benefits once in a while… Once at a upscale mall, getting off the elevator in the parking garage, some skinny teenage girls thought they would push their way on before I got off… I knocked one flat on her ass… laughed my ass off.
I saw that shirt in Virginia Beach once… So that’s who bought it!
Hell exists… and I have seen it..
Good for dry humpin
aww I wish my body was that good looking…
i will definatley be having a nighmare tonight
Can I rent the woman for one nightmare trip?
if only they made it slightly longer…
I don’t normally like to engage in insulting someone, but did anyone else recognize that as the gangway onto a cruise ship? I worked on a cruise ship for awhile. that is TOTALLY a gangway, and that guest is (sadly) quite representative of the majority of guests on board. Oh the stories the crew could tell you …
I’m sure there will now be lots of comments now about “buffets” and “sinking ships”.
Before and AFTER ALL IN ONE CONVENIENT SHOT!!! JUST NOT SURE WHICH IS WHICH….
MAN THE HARPOONS!
LOL (:(:(:
False advertising fail
Holy shit, I’m SCARED! What if she ever falls on a kid or puppy??? O____________O
Yet another example of Failblog’s failing to stop a fail. This is clearly a win.
Damn i thought it was a hot girl untill i looked closer.. Epic fail
that should be a win not a fail
wow epic fail fat person,
IT’S NOT FOOLING ANYBODY!!!
Oh, that’s camouflage.