Wheel of Fortune Fail
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Seen on Wheel of Fortune at the beginning of Thursday July 23rd’s broadcast.
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Does the woman need one?
lolzor
subblimanal messaging
oh my god, i know i guy named connor rickman. we’re in the same department.
he and his girlfriend are just about the bitchiest people i know. heh.
subliminal
Someone snuck some sorbitol into her coffee, so i’d say yes.
Sorbitol is a sugar substitute often used in diet foods (including diet drinks and ice cream) and sugar-free chewing gum, mints and cough syrups. It may be listed under the inactive ingredients. It also occurs naturally in many stone fruits and berries from trees of the genus Sorbus.] Sorbitol is referred to as a nutritive sweetener because it provides dietary energy: 2.6 kilocalories (11 kilojoules) per gram versus the average 4 kilocalories (17 kilojoules) for carbohydrates.
Also works as a laxative.
Win.
Sooooooooo what, you nerd?
Thar be some win!
The woman?…..Come on, buff up on your game show info!
Wooo… 48.4 with A SHI T load of errors.
Look, I have never watched a single episode of Wheel of Fortune before. They don’t broadcast it in the UK, and I never watched it on US television when I was in California.
My first job was delivering medications to a senior’s home. Everyone of them watched the show!
In the UK, we have a show called Countdown which I suspect is a copy of this show. It’s also very popular with the old people.
Countdown isn’t the same at all and it’s just nit right without Carol. *cries*
I is the new O. *sigh*
I RLY?
Like IMG
LIL.
*hands O to jam*
BFF just gave me an O.
OMG??!!
Sounds like a great time
Gave me one too
For me, Countdown = Carol Vorderman. I can’t imagine someone who could fill her shoes.
An Autistic Shelfstacker?
How can you say that!!! That new bird is fffiiitttt!
The UK version of Wheel Of Fortune which had Jenny Powell turning the letters round was probably a copy of the US version of Wheel Of Fortune.
Countdown is a different kettle of fish.
Yes there is a Wheel of fortune in the UK but it stopped in the late 90’s… its on challenge a lot so watch it.
Gosh forbid you say anything during it to.
Eh?
He means if you talk during Wheel of Fortune in the seniors’ home, you’re in for a glaring.
(Arthur, did you mean a senior’s home oor a seniors’ home? The former would mean the home of just one senior, which wouldn’t make sense since you said “every one of them”, so I’m assuming you were wrong and meant “a seniors’ home”. A home belonging to many seniors. Just trolling your grammar, don’t mind me.)
Hey, we don’t know you from Adam and yet you come on here and start throwing your weight around, young whipper snapper!
(Arthur’s German and so might miss small nuances in the English language such as the dreaded misplaced apostrophe! His English is excellent though.)
They do broadcast a version of it in the UK. Admittedly, it’s normally daytime TV so nobody watches it.
Do they?! Well, I’m at school, so my knowledge of daytime telly is wafer-thin.
clearly at school and needing to be, Earl of Huntingdon. (a) It is not like Countdown (b) it is on British TV and has been for decades (c) keep going to school so only your knowledge of daytime TV is wafer thin, but your willingness to make unwarranted claims remains
i havnt seen it on for so long..
I’d like to buy a bowel…I mean vowel.
I wanted to make that joke!
I HAZ A CHEEZBURGUER
I AM fIre mah lazor
O o
/¯____________________________ _______
| IMMA FIRIN’ MAH LAZOR!!!!
\_¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
You mean you’d like to vuy a bowel, don’t you?
Vie a bowel, you mean?
Nope. Via bowel
Two vowels have already been bought- within the first 5 letters, in fact. That makes this very likely a fake.
I saw this one on the TV. They filmed from Orlando, Florida. My friends and I wondered how long it would take to make it here. Seems like it took a week.
Or maybe a contestant saw SH__T and decided to try having some fun.
I disagree. Back when I had television, my pet peeve was people spending on vowels what little money they had accrued when there were some obvious consonants that could be had for free.
Nope, my dad sent me a cell phone pic of this as soon as it happened. I believe he still has it recorded on the DVR.
What would you do with it?
I think she needs to take ‘a shit’
See first comment.
Looks pretty much solved to me…..
Shirt?
shift?
Shit?
How crap must you be to buy vowels so early in the game?
*SQUEEZITY!*
*SQ_EEZE*
U complete the phrase
IknowIknowIknow: SQÖEEZE!
*doublesqueeze*
Okay, I get the joke, ha ha ha, very funny.
Now, I seriously need to know what the phrase was actually meant to be. _ A _ _ _ _ _ _ _ SHIFT
Anyone want to help me?
maybe DAILY WORK SHIFT?
Or maybe not, you’d see a second “I” already on the board….
the answer was
MARCO POLO SHIRT
(The category was “Before and After”)
So this board could have read “____O PO_O SHI_T”?
I feel like this FAIL could’ve been taken to another level.
I bet it was “A _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Shirt*” :O
Well, even if the third line is actually, let’s say, “shift”. the second still could be “crap”.
Unfortunatle, neither “faeces”, nor “manure” fit in the first.
You’re a dick.
Care to present an argument to your cause?
Even if not, it still “Richard” for you .
That really was quite an immature comment of mine wasn’t it. Please accept my sincere apologies and I hope that we can be friends.
Now, solve that god damn phrase dammit.
Apologies accepted. Mine comment wasn’t the most intellectual thing to say too.
As for phrase, hard for me to say – not a native English speaker, intuitive abilities on a matter of language are somewhat limited.
But “large polo shirt” (see below) seems to fit.
*applauds two mature individuals on the internet*
Unlike Mr. Paint-By-Numbers down there. VV
G’night, failfriends…I’m off for a well-deserved sleeeeeeeeep.
*hugs*
Sleep well, hope to see you later!
What ever Proffesser.
mine comment!
I seem to remember seeing this a while ago it’s shirt something
Yep it’s definetaly shirt something, I tried to find the full video but this is the best i could find
I think you got, it same dress Vanna has on.
Penis
lol penis
haha penis
Just wait. It won’t take much more time before you start complaining about your penis-obsessive friend, PENIS, not sharing the crayons.
You owned 456 on that one Halifax.
Penis?
large polo shirt
cheater!
heeheehee… That must be it!
that could be it
@number2srocks “satin silk shirt” maybe?
There is a nice feature on this blog, called “reply”. Click on that word (bottom right), reply directly, save your @ for when it’s needed.
So THAT’s what it’s for! I thought it was just a helpful hint to what to do next.
SATI_ SI__ SHI_T
Nope.
The solution was Marco Polo Shirt – clicky
What is a Marco Polo Shirt anyway?
A 13th century garment or something?…
LOL – I think it would make more sense if we knew the category was “Before and After”
For those who still don’t get it, “Before and After” is combining two well known phrases to make a three word answer, ie – Marco Polo, Polo Shirt makes “Marco Polo Shirt”.
how can you write that with such a dick in your ass?
Why are you asking him? You are likely the one with the experiance.
hey hali my dude
All I know is that they are very expensive as it’s hard to find them.
The category in this case must have been “Mrs. Polo was fed up with them.”
Because he kept getting holes in them?
Because the ironing techonolgy of the period just wasn’t cutting it….
…Actually, now that I think of it, “cutting” was all it did….
What is a Marco Polo Shirt?
I think she means she failed to take a shit
I would so class that as a WIN, simply because of the amount of people it may have upset
@Arthur Eld
What!? There is a reply feature?
You press the blue reply at the corner of each comment.
*facepalm*
He knows, he’s just being a Blåbär mouth.
What we can respond to each other? Good morning Jam.
trollort
I iike the princess-Leia-like rasterized woman.
rape is good
At least this was only one game. On every game of Blockbusters, someone always asked for a pee.
He’s obviously a peanut.
I’ll have a shit please, Bob.
do you mean pat?
Reply Fail!
Please, don’t mind me. Just testing the avatar.
*looks in the mirror/monitor display*
I can see it!
Good. Now, there seem to be some inconsistencies with the name…
spin the wheel till I poo!
*spins*
Is the number of revolutions per minute directly proportional to the amount of poo?
RPP – revolutions per poo!
We have to achieve escape velocity.
Bend Granny down so it’s directed slightly lower than the ceiling and point him away from us. Otherwise it’s terminal velocity and the shit would hit the fan.
The “poo”, lady, the “poo”…
Granny won’t need much help with that but I sure as hell don’t want to be in the line of fire.
Fire? Someone let granny at the curry again
Well if it is directly proportional, there’s gonna be a lot korma out.
I don’t think my tikka can handle much more of this
*squeeze all*
*pop*
Granny, you could have aimed it vindaloo.
*showers*
*squeezes and flees*
And the chilli con carne. She was at the Indian – Mexican buffet.
I like to think you’re screaming that in a hysterical ‘Bee’-movie horror style.
*turns away from the conversation*
It’s funny because it says ‘a shit’.
who gives……….? fill in missing words.
*squeeze!*
i can put more I in there…
hm… anybody remember the South Park episode where they were looking for “people who annoy you” on wheel of fortune?
Wasn’t that the episode where Kenny died?
Yeah, it was the same episode in which Cartman was fat and Kyle was a Jew.
wow… you must have seen every episode!
I think that game was the $25,000 Pyramid.
(Bernie Madoff not included.)
WHEEL
OF
Shit.
Reminds me of when the contestant in the bonus round picked the letters FCK. Holding my breath for the vowel, but she didn’t pick U.
Just what the constipated word board needed.
I bet she wants that shirt, doesn’t she?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAnsvr0tWrA
Here’s the vid, can’t believe no one laughs!!
It isn’t funny, though.
Looks like a WIN to me.
In
SovietRussia this (or similar) tv show is called “Поле Чудес” (“Field of Wonders”) and it is very-very trashy. It’s very loved by proletaries (need to be watched on Goldstar tv-set manufactured in 1992 for a better effect).The most trashy thing in Pole Chudes is that players are gifting anchorman their strange proletarian items such as home-canned cucumbers and carpets with fancywork.
….ooookay. That was…different.
Also, russian clone of this show is legendary because of creepy intro of “Vid” tv company showed before “Pole Chudes”:
grave yard shift
Except, that would have to be “garve yard shift” on this board, wouldn’t it?
faded blue shirt
painted blue sh*t
I’m sure that when she saw that she was thinking “oh,crap” yes I just started a pun train
That pun stank.
Naw, that’s win.
She just ate one!
O,ICU812!
no you
What is ‘what nobody gives about this show anymore,’ Alex?
Oops, wrong game show.
It’s not fake, but it’s also not from July 23rd.
http://www.videosift.com/video/Wheel-of-Fortune-Give-a-Shit
Vanna White is the queen of vowel movements.
I wonder if anyone out there has a vid of the time on the “Scrabble” TV Game show (whose host was the person who hosted “Wheel” before Pat Sajak), where the clue was
“People who live in Glass Houses should not throw these”
The word they were going for was “Orgies, but they got to where all but 1 letter was showing, because both contestants had convinced themselves that “Orgies” wouldn’t be used as an answer on a daytime game show (eventually, someone guessed it, it the most meek, uncertain voice I ever heard on a game show for a response).
No thats a WIN!!!!!!!
I submitted this a while ago! The topic of this puzzle is “Before & After”.
N_GGERS
the funny thing is that I actually remember watching that one – the solved puzzle was “Water Polo Shirt” and it was a before and after
They must have drugged the contestans to keep them from laughing.
Shirt win!
lol i saw that!
Haha i saw this one too!! Pat was like PLEASE! SOMEONE GUESS A LETTER!
ha ha … excellent!
I saw that one on Tv.
I loled.
Welcome TO WHEEL OF FAILURE! * Spins the Wheel* Darn! You Got Bankrupt! Even Though The Bankrupts Are On The Wheel Every Time Because Its On EVERY SPIN!:)
There is one “win” slot on it. You “win” an anvil with a high level of momentum.
EARLY WORK SHIFT
Here’s the original:
http://www.nerdist.com/2009/03/shit-on-wheel-of-fortune.html
Hi
1′d for being win
I saw that THE OTHER DAY… STUPID CAPS. It’s Marco-Polo-Shirt (Before & aFTER)
WIN!
hahahah I was totally watching this! only I didn’t have enough time to grab my camera. awesome.
I saw this one! I lol’d and wished I had my camera. Glad someone got a picture of it!
I’d call this a WIN!
We saw this episode too! My husband called me into the room and we LOL’ed hard. Nice catch with the camera.
I WATCHED THIS ON TV!!! I took a pic of it too! best moment in WOF history!!
The word can accually be shift
heh WIN !!!
i watched this one
Major
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shirft
large
—-
shirt?
shift sorry
Who ever posted this is retarded. Shit is still a word. Only a child would laugh at this.