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First
second second
Furred turd?
fourth…
and they lived happy forever…. uga uga
♫And they rocked around the clock tonight.
Yeah they rocked rocked rocked till broad daylight…♫
*jives and jitterbugs*
Do the upside spades count?
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What were they trying to do here?
Upside down fail? Also… website fail.
when the time comes, we have all agreed in secret to kill and eat your kind FIRST. But don’t worry, finally YOU will be FIRST in something that matters.
Second?
Feck’nd
I feel ashamed to say this, but I don’t understand the fail.
You need to go back and revise your maths.
*multiple headdesk*
*goes to corner and weeps quietly*
I call a spade a spade and a six an eight!
That’s cos you’re a diamond with a little rough.
Awwwwwwww.
*squeeze*
You’ve such a large heart.
They say I’m ace but I don’t think so.
*squeeze*
It’d be a proper knave who’d deny it.
Stop being such a joker.
You’re nothing but a bridge score card you are.
Club me while I’m down, why don’t you?
Sorry, I have a tendency to do that.
You did say you liked a lot of chocolate on your biscuit though.
mmm… nomnom, I do two.
Maybe I ought to breakaway from that.
‘king hell, we’re stuck betwixt two punruns!
Viscount’ed the ones left in my pack. Wanna share?
(That made me laugh so much
)
I think a threesome is appropriate here. *smoochies*
Or maybe four-of-a-kind *winks*
Ok, I’ll take position six, you take nine and Moomin can crown one of us Queen after the jaffa cakes.
Crown? Surely you mean pearl necklace? (the thought makes me flush)
Well yes, that too. Looks like we have a full house now though. ^^
*brings the gin & rum(my)*
*squeezes all*
now we can relax!
Straight to the booze. Now we’re talking.
Just be sure you all don’t jack off each other while I’m gone.
OMG!
you SHOULD be ashamed!
There’s 8 instead of 6!
Well, it was shown in a previous fail that octagons have six sides. Or was it the other way around? *shrugs*
Failblog’s destroying my maths! ARGHHHHH!!!!
*screams and runs out of the room*
*bursts into tears*
*curses self for not noticing the bleeding obvious*
*bursts into tears again*
You call this weeping quietly?
*squeezes*
Don’t worry BFF, you’re among failing friends.
*sniff*
Aw, thanks, jam.
*squeezes jam and the moomin*
You are ok kiddo. Here is a Kleenex.
(I need a music not emitcom)
♫?
Mornin/aft/evening all!
*squeezes all around*
You got any six-eights??
(I like playing “Go fish” with my 6yr old)
so its a 6 of spades of 8! *i don’t know how but it just works for me*
This is why we should petition for the return of funnyboi.
*roffles*
Moomin, you could take his job while he’s gone.
*sorts out forms for terms and conditions of employment* if you would just like to sign here
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and here.
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and here, oh and initial here
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and here, and here
Make sure Commando Thursday is in there.
*Runs off to make Commando Thursday a reality*
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
I love Commando Thursday!
*removes boxers*
*twirls them in the air*
*runs around doing the happy dance”
“Free and easy Jerry, free and easy!”
I only go commando on seven special days a year!
Ass Wednesday?
Nope, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday.
Flash Friday
Moon Thursday.
*moons everyone*
And what pray tell are those days?
One of the spades is upside-down. =p
count them. thats not 6
Orly?
That spade! Always trying to be so interesting!
Can you dig it?
Caaan YOOooU Diiig IIiit?!
Fail ???
Don’t see the fail in this ?
See above about math
Gheghe … thought the spades were just design … the deck I play cards with doesn’t have symbols corresponding to the numbers … my counting and numerology in order
lol is it a 6 or a 9 ? its like a ace is 1 and 11
9?
What are you talking about?
See above for math fail!
6=8? I wonder what he was smoking
sorry ment 8 typo :S
I’ve never gotten this close to first! (Second)
Wow! It must be your lifetime achievement! Congrats!
Morning Halifax. Can I deal you in?
Hello 5eagles!
Just pokering around till I feel the need to fold.
Nevermind… (Comment post fail….)
thats how i learned to count
By playing cards?! Goodness, what was your childhood like?!
Sad.
Are you sony or bose?
Raymond: Counting cards is bad.
Charlie: Yes.
Raymond: I like to drive slow on the driveway.
It’s funny because it says six and there’s eight of them.
HAHAHAHA! You already did!
*winks*
You betcha!
MOOMIN!!!!
*squeeze*
Hi jam!! *squeeze*
Hope you are having a good day.
I thought it was an upside down nine!
In fact there are ten spades on that card.
27th
27th
27th
27th
27th
*hits with mallet*
WHAM
WHAM
WHAM
WHAM
WHAM
*munches popped corn*
*offers some round*
Thank you you know how to deal out popcorn gaynorvader.
*decides that he could drown in popcorn*
Ehh…is that dragon-sized popcorn?
Of course! I use it as Arthur-bait sometimes as it’s about the same size as a sheep!
*chokes on kernel of popcorn*
This is a card trick for a magic trick.
Or a magic trick from a card trick.
Yea. Or something like that…
Something like what? which it it ? waiting…..
or its fake
No it’s a gaff card (same purpose tho)
yes… funny…
Hokay!
Pokay?
Lokay?
Rokay?
Nokay?
Sokay?
Failpeeps have become scooby…
rhat rou ray?
Which of the two are photoshopped then?
Er … which two of the eight I mean.
the number not the spades, are shopped, they are not reflecting light but everything else on the card is
Clever. I would have never thought about that.
The manufacturer should learn how to count properly. Card manufacturer fail.
Or it is right and we have all been drinking and we see an eight instead of a six.
The ace of spades, the ace of spades *walks away whistling*
Maybe this is the deck that Bugs Bunny got his 21 of hearts?
♫♫ You gotta know when to hold them, know when to fold them,
know to walk away, know when to run,♫
You never count your money when you sittin at the table…♫♫
You don’t count the this and the this!
Ok, the fail here might be that it’s supposed to be a 9 of Spades, but actually sets with not just 7-10, but 2-10 are rather common, in case you didn’t know.
You are all idiots. Also, bad Photoshop.
HA! You’re funny!
Can we keep him?
DO NOT WANT!
Throw it back. Too small
The ol “catch & release” method.
May I?
*waves mallet*
Please do.
Don’t hold back.
*whacks Where’s My Refund into the ground several times*
*notes crater*
*HUGE grin of satisfaction*
This is how I like to start my mornings. Thank you BFF.
Oh, my pleasure. It’s this fella that deserves all the thanking.
*points to mallet*
Sure.
*places it on stand*
Have a feel.
Oh wow!! It’s splendid.
Isn’t it? It was carved from the finest troll – bashing trees in Dragonwriter’s garden, watered by the red pen of Loz and cut to perfection by Arthur.
Here, you have a go!
*hands over tied-up troll*
Are you sure? I mean…I’ve never done this before…but, ok.
*grabs mallet* Wow! My hands fit nicely around it.
*sees troll and immediately starts to bash it’s non-existent brains out*
TAKE THAT!
AND THAT!!!
AND THAT!!!
*pow! crack! ker-splach!*
*troll lifeless body twitches*
You bastard! I hate you!
*continues to beat troll remains…*
Swing away.
chinavader?
Not a photoshop lol I actually know the person who took the pic..
All ♂ FB peeps must be ♠ six-eight times for health reasons.
Line up
please.
What is ♠? And I refuse on general principle.
How can you refuse without knowing what it is? *squeeze* You might actually enjoy it.
1) You are a female, therefore slightly scary
2) *squeeze*
3) PROFIT!
4) You are a clone therefore not to be trusted
5) A refusal means at worst I miss out on something fun.
6) An acceptance could lead to a ‘nasty’ outcome *remembers Jules’ trip for ice cream*
7)
You hurt my feelings.
It’s not my fault my parts don’t dangle down there.
Pssst: you forgot safety
Give in a few decades!
Seriously though, ladies are scary, they get all emotional and, as a man who understands little about emotion, that’s scary to me.
I like to live dangerously, no time for safety!
You don’t really believe that we are all scary, do you? I think you are just pulling my leg.
Women are scary to talk to, it’s because they think differently to men, and I’m kinda awkward around them. Having said that, some of my best friends are women. It’s just the initial thing of trying not to insult them.
I admit that some women are more emo than others but you can’t lump all of us in the same bucket.
Sorry; most women think differently to how I think, find different things funny, get grossed out easily, are more open with there emotions, are more reserved about what they really think, are better at causing mental/emotional harm, etc.
As I said, I get along with many girls fine, it’s just I find most women kind of intimidating, it’s just how I am. (I also have a phobia of meeting anyone for the first time, which doesn’t help!)
You could make that statement about any gender. I have some guy friends who are more touchy and emotional than any of my other girlfriends.
You don’t have to answer this if you do not wish to, but were you hurt badly?
Either gender you mean!
I disagree though, men tend to be more physical and reluctant to show emotions. I’m not trying to say all girls are like that, just most of the ones which I have encountered in my short life!
I’ve been hurt, but not badly and I don’t hold any particular animosity towards females, I just generally find them a little harder to relate to than men, it’s not their fault, it’s just the way I’m programmed!
I blame my poor English. Yes…I should have said “either gender”.
I was single/
celibatefor more than five years. Due to my past experience I was disillusioned and believed I would spend the rest of my life without a man and I accepted it.I didn’t like to go out and “meet” men because I have the same fears/phobia as you do. I know we relate to each other on different levels, but deep, deep down, you will find that we are somewhat alike.
I’m sure we are! (sincerity) It’s the same situation, you could find men intimidating because they react differently from what you’d expect, because they think differently from you (as in the way they approach a problem or idea is different, not their views). My problem is, and has always been a low self confidence, women seem to be attracted to the loud, arrogant guys and then complain that there are ‘no nice guys’ out there! I dunno, I try to understand the logic, but it escapes me!
I’m to confused to accept or refuse.
*scratches head*
Ewwww…
Psssssssst.
You spay females, males are neutered.
Shhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
If I do that then my joke won’t work and I do not want to spay my female FB peeps.
more than happy to donate those bits to medical science
You have bits to donate? Won’t you need them?
Is the line for the ♠ job? General Principle died in the battle of six-eight times gaynorvader.
I just happened to be standing on his corpse at the time of my refusal!
You cannot refuse.
♪ Dun! Dun! Dun!!!!! ♪
An offer you can’t refuse?
*The Godfather music*
I did this
Good god, now Adobe programs can make comments?! It’s the rise of AI! RUN!!! RUN FOR THE HILLS!!!
*runs to the hills*
♪ The hills are alive with the sound of muuuuuuuuuusic … ♪
♪Run to the hills, Run for your liiii-e-iiivess♫
Morning FBers
Don’t worry, it’s an Adobe program. They’ll take ages to actually destroy us.
Or WILL we?
*quickmasks HyperHacker, pastes head onto body of Russian Babushka
These decks of cards were promotional giveaways from the Wite-Out company.
Sales skyrocketed!
I am not so sure the card is a fail… it might be from a trick deck of cards used for card tricks… you can convince them its a 6 when it is really a 9. quite possible.
Except there’s 8 spades.
One, two, triangle, purple, L, four, five, cloud, six.
I count six. No fail here, move along people…..
“cloud” is the whiteness of the carc.
*card
I feel like something just doesn’t add up.
the two middle spades could so easily have been photoshopped into that pic…
too many false fails these days
I am six of all of this! I absolutely eight it! This new math is killing me.
Clearly, 8 is the new 6.
Or one hell of a magic trick.
*In the middle of war playing against a seven*
So…..
Other player: Holy Fu@# its a math teachers worst nightmare
it’s 6 (upper-left corner) & 9 (lower-right). The mean is 7.5, rounded up to 8. So, it’s correct
You should be a lawyer for the playing card company that produced this crap card
FAKE FAIL!
I think a better fail is the tiny ass engagement ring the person in the photo has.
lol
That’s a new “6,” mah mah mah mah!
*POKER FACE*
Poker face? I just met her!
Got Any Sixes? Go Fish!
photoshop
This is a Gaff card from Ellusionist… No a fail..
AND WE HAVE A WINRAR!!!1!!!1!!11!1!
not a fail
It´s a “magic card” to be used doing magic tricks – not a fail.
i dont get it :/
YAY! my friend’s Gravatar works!
LOL this is nothing! I’ve seen a 4 1/2 of hearts! Or was it diamonds? I can’t remember.
yeah. its perfect – between 6 and 9 which you can read on the down corner!
its funny cause its 69 and the arrows are in the same position.
ps sorry i cant spell
coll ♫
WEBSITE FAIL
eat my poo
What’s the fail?
Uuuuuhhhh am i missing something here??? WERE IS THE FAIL??? 0-0????
OOoooooohh… wow how did i not notice that… this comment should be a fail! XD
that’s no fail, that’s just a gimmick card!
cool for change places tricks (:
What is the fail here? It looks like just an ordinary six of clubs.
wow your stupid it has 8 clubs on there
last month i gave my girlfriend a pearl necklace and she was very very happy *~.
stupid card makers
You really make it seem so easy with your presentation however I to find this matter to be really one thing which I believe I might by no means understand. It seems too complex and extremely huge for me. I am looking forward to your subsequent post, I’ll attempt to get the hold of it!
There are some interesting closing dates on this article however I don’t know if I see all of them middle to heart. There is some validity however I’ll take maintain opinion till I look into it further. Good article , thanks and we would like more! Added to FeedBurner as nicely
As an actual magician, This is called a gaff card and there are many like this, It’s a simple way of applying them which makes them into a magic trick so in a sense this is not a fail.