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lol, 1st comment!!
*slaps across the face*
I like slapping the other end!
You would.
Who wouldn’t?
she could have broken her spine -.- moron
no. she would have been face-palmed
But she didn’t.
stfu.
Epic win.
WTF?!
You’re lucky it wasn’t with a fish.
A dead, rotting stinky fish!
On second thought, pull it out, Avis!
*Remembers he has the whale*
Aww but this isn’t trolly enough is it?
all of you just piss off
Someone got off the wrong side of the bed.
Just in a huff.
for your information, by brother just died, so shut up
*hands a page from Elsa_Mama’s book to doody*
This is how you handle this kind of thing. Sorry for your loss, though.
i guess nothing says ‘i just suffered a tragic loss’ more than internet trolling.
sorry for your loss though..
You didn’t lose your brother, he’s hiding.
I too am sorry. We don’t make light of someone’s loss.
GOT YA!! MUAHAHAHAHA!!!
now we’re even
Asshat.
In its truest form.
I didn’t by it about your by brother, by the whey.
*claws from grave*
*pulls stereo behind him*
*pushes play – Jackson 5′s ‘ABC’ starts playing*
*a million zombies burst from the ground behind him*
*hoard starts dancing, busting out some tight moves*
*hoard spins, moonwalks and overtakes doody*
*screams, breaking bones and rent flesh can be heard*
*blood and gore can be seen above the attacking hoard*
*hoard Thriller-dances back to their graves*
*zombie grabs stereo on his way out*
*except for many footsteps, no signs of the attack are left*
*updates troll identification notes*
What shall we call this one?
Asshat troll.
You mean besides asshat?
What was the name of the guy on Survivor that lied about his grandma? Didn’t he call himself Jonny Rotten or some such?
Well, Herman is taken by the chip on my shoulder, so that can’t be it.
*ponders*
I think asshat covers it nicely.
How about Trollus Ignoranus?
You, kind sir, are a brilliant wit!
*squeeeze!*
We have a winner!
*super Marius squeeze*
*Tips hat and blushes*
Squeezes ya both*
Johnny Fairplay was the creepies nickname.
*Pisses off buggy cart.*
*Notices 2 plants behind him…*
Seems a bit familiar.
off of* Didn’t know I could get a cart angry.
But you did!
*pouts*
What if I grab your “handlebars” like this?
*grabs*
*tickle*
Off to work, be back later.
Tee hee!
Have fun! Try not to strangle the frustrating customers!
Your conversational skills are just dazzling.
*jazz hands*
*snork*
If i say buggabugga you’d better buggabugga!
*buggabugga* ?
Mommy, the internets are being big meanie heads!
FYI, firsters are hated with a passion on this website. That’s why your greeting was one of pain and despisal (is that a word?). So don’t do it again.
I think the word you’re looking for is “de spittal”.
Or, in this case, “disposal.”
I fear you misspelled “disgust”.
*Fears it is some sort of discharge*
*is disturbed*
You must learn discount no-accounts.
lol … somebody’s been dis’d and dis’d anon
After as many times as doody’s done this, I think it is!
Yep, he doesn’t seem to realise how much hatred he has earned from the normal FBers.
Hmmmm. Is there such a thing as a “normal” FBer?
*ponders*
*snork!*
Normal is an entirely relative term … though some relatives are far more normal than others.
*wanders away, confused*
We’re always questioning things, aren’t we?
It appears we have ponder-lust.
Ponders will never cease.
Nor SQUEEZES!
*is happy about that*
Normal is for people who can’t handle abnormality.
Blessed are the cracked, for they are the ones who let in the light.
A Gay Fish
… Has a merry time thwacking people.
one fish two fish
red fish pink fish
.
… and i loves me some salmon
needs more bones
Or cowbell perhaps.
*jumps the reaper’s bones*
*is not afraid* This one’s going straight to youtube.
Then it’s SHOWTIME … for re-runs of “Dead Like Me”.
*pokes head from grave*
Huh?
O Romero, Romero, where art thou, Romero?
Decapulet her! Her vestal livery is but sick and green!
*loads shotgun*
O, speak again, bright angel! for thou art
As glorious to this night, eating all my head
As is a winged messenger of heaven
Unto the white-upturned mouldering eyes
Of undead mortals that fall back to graze on him
‘Tis but thy appetite that is my enemy;
Thou art thyself, though not a human.
What’s a zombie? it is nor clawing hand, nor mangled foot,
Nor severed arm, nor gruesome face, nor any other part
Belonging to a man.
O HAVE ANOTHER NOM!!
.
(What’s in a nom? that which we call a brain
By any other nom would taste as SUHWEET, baby!!!!!)
Why? Why do people DO this stuff?
To see if they can.
It turns out they can’t.
And that is why there is failblog. Amen.
Thanks be to whatever deity floats your boat for FailBlog!!
Yes! So that we can learn from others mistakes … or at least be entertained by them!
So instead she landed on her can.
can’t jump => canned
White girls canned jump?
*canned lol*
Lord preserve us.
There’ll be a few folks pickled pink by that one!
True, but others will be smoking mad.
If they run just a little bit faster.
Jump just a little bit later.
She fell on crevasse.
They did say it was an easy jump, it’s a shame she’s so gullyble.
You think you canyon do that jump?
She couldn’t quite gorge the distance.
He thought she was bluffing.
Now he knows she’s a ravine lunatic.
*points to the fail*
Ha-ha!
I wonder if it’ll leave a scar?
*squeeze*
A slip and a gully?
She didn’t see the sign that read “brook no further trespassing”.
*backs up, crouches wiggles butt like a cat and leaps on moomin*
*giggles as WIK misjudges the distance and falls on her tuckus*
I’m good. I’m good.
*agrees*
No one can fall on her tuckus like you, WIK.
What the hell? It was on-topic here too. I was expecting some sort of cake baking fail?!?
*tries to jump on the Moomin, underestimates distance, lands on face*
*films McFail’s failed jump*
*submits to Fail Blog*
*jumps on McFail*
*SQUEEZE*
*dusts herself off and SQUEEZES back*
No one saw that right?
I saw nothing. I wasn’t even at work yet.
You nailed it Moomin, but she didn’t.
Well in this case, she was trying to impress the guys.
The ol’ Switcheroo!
However you can fail, I can fail better!
No you can’t can’t can’t!
But I can cancan! *dances*
Avis can can can too.
Can you?
*brings can of beans*
You mean like this?
My ice cream ball arrived today!!!! It gets it’s first trial run this afternoon!
(sorry, off topic I know, but I just got it)
Yay! What’s an ice cream ball?
Dunno, but it sounds delicious! I wanna test it too.
And speaking of testing, this was a test to see if I can make the words italic. Let’s see…
It worked! *dances*
It’s a non-electric ice cream maker. You put the ingredients in the canister and ice and salt in the ball around the canister, then you roll it around for 20 minutes or so.
Sweet! I really do wish I lived closer to you so I could help you test it
I’m a really good judge! I promise!
I believe you! It came with a bunch of recipes, so I think I might be making a ton of the stuff.
I do know that at thanksgiving I’ll be making cinnamon ice cream to go with the pumpkin pie!
Oh my god, cinnamon, I LOVE IT.
Avis, is there a recipe there for garlic ice cream?
Garlic…..ice cream? I think i just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
Not in the booklet that came with the ball, but some months ago (maybe a year) we go to discussing ice ream flavors here and some one posted a link to what had to be the most disgusting ice cream flavors EVER. Shrimp, Garlic, squid, beef, the list went on and on.
Someone watched too much Iron Chef!
You’ll need an iron stomach!
These were commercially available ice creams. In Asia somewhere I think.
Every year we have an avocado festival nearby and rumor has it you can buy avocado ice cream there. I’ve never quite been brave enough to try it though.
Ok, I just tried to link to the site with the list and my comment got nommed. Not even moderated, just gone. If you google “nasty ice cream flavors” it should be one of the first items to pop up. The site has the word “suck” in it for some reason.
…I can think of a reason! :p
92. Chocolate Garlic Ice Cream. Rachel, age 8, “It tastes like poop. How could you live with yourself if you made that ice cream?”
I was able to contain myself until that one. Thank goodness my boss stepped away from his desk; everyone else is wondering what I’m doing (besides losing my mind, that is).
If they weren’t impressed I sure am.
By her ability to get up after a fall like that?
Ah, that was nothin’! Dust yerself off and jump back on the horse!
Mind it doesn’t collapse though.
Not at work, you can collapse it later.
i just hope that horse is a mudder
Not a fodder?
Is that my brudder?
Certainly not a can canter over the canyon fodder.
by her ability to not cry after wacking her head like that.
First!
I mean. Uhhh
YEH not quite
Being first isn’t actually that great. It just proves that you are juvenile enough to see anything as a competition. *Slap*.
Tess of the d’überfailles
How the Hardy have fallen.
Am I mishearing or is she talking about trying again at the end there?
i think she says “i’m good, i’m good”
As in: “I’m good at messing up jumps”.
needs more saltation
(there was insufficient pepperation)
She’d better get shaking if she wants to try again!
the funny part was when she fell backwards into the gully after she unsuccessfully attempted to jump it.
*Sigh*
Funnyboi has been reincarnated, it seems.
remember the part when she fell on her butt
Omg! I totally saw that, right after she jumped right? I think that was the funniest part!
Remember the part where her feet slid on the mud and she made a backwards “c”?
Remember the part when she flew away and turned out to be the bionic man?
Ah, you beat me.
NOW whose the dom!
Whose the boss!
YOU WILL BE MINE … oh wait …
Party time? Excellent.
♪ The right to party as a battle, we have fought
So we will surrender and become Amish … NOT! ♪
Hey! That’s the admiral’s job!
Excuse me…?
To point out the apparent!
Irony…he has it. This is NOT what he actually does. :p
Wait a minute…why isn’t sardony a word?
Yay for Judy! Woopsass.
*throws confetti*
Woo Hoo Judy!!! *splat!*
JU-DY! JU-DY! JU-DY!
*squeezes and a smooch for Judy*
We luvs ya!
Conga rats Judy!!!
*!magines rats doing the conga*
*starts a conga line*
Na-Na-Na-Na-Uh!
Na-Na-Na-Na-Uh!
Na-Na-Na-Na-Uh!
*Sits in the congo jungle alone, wondering if he misread the memo*
na-na-na-na—*sob*
*grabs sod’s arm* psst.
Oh thank god, I kept expect poorly-written gorillas to attack me!
Omg…you called him/her a “sod”.
*snork*
Admiral did it first. *points* ☝
Oooh! How many points did I get?
All of them!!
*ker-SMOOOOOCH-ah!*
I am wealthy in my friends.
*SMOOOCH!*
Omg you called me a him/her!
Now I’m a sodding him/her. *sniff*
Well, are you a boy sloth, or a girl sloth?
When I try to pee on my tree I hit the forest floor with at least half of it, so I guess that makes me a boy sloth. Possibly a man sloth.
*snork*
And are you a three toed sloth?
Of course I am three toed, two toed sloths are just posers. I routinely give them the one-toe salute.
*RIGL*
*gives slothofdoom a ♀ or a ♂ to put next to name to help alleviate gender confusion*
*give boy/man sloth a splash guard*
Of course then I would have to figure out how to get gravatar from overriding my darned name so I could change it
Log out.
Just put your gravatar-registered email addy in the E-mail box and you’re good to go – change your name at will!
*Disclaimer: ICHC has different name-change rules. Best not to change your name like you change your underwear over there. If you do not change your underwear, please ignore the disclaimer.
That seems much too easy. I would have thought of it myself but I am a little slow.
Thought of… changing your underwear? It’s ok. I know that there can be culture shock when you’re meeting civilization (term applied loosely) for the first time.
*Pats Sloth on the shoulder*
Brewski, I am sorry you aren’t feeling well.
*get well smooches, squeezes and hugs*
Are you speaking…. like a lolcat?? :O
I did borrow that from the cheezepeeps, however I doubt you can hear me speaking.
Wheeeee!
*runs through the confetti throwing more and shouting*
CONGRATS JUDY!!!
Yay Judy!
*wiggle dances to the beat in her head*
One two one two three four! Yay!!!
Sorry I’m late, guys!
*pops champagne*
WOOHOOOOO FOR JUDY!!
*Hears Dragon pop champagne*
*Shows up on cue to get her share*
*Quickly tops off her glass*
A-thank you!
*snork*
Like clockwork, you are.
*squeeeze!*
*Shrug*
Every so often I feel the need to chime in!
*Squeeze!*
Glass??
*GLUG GLUG GLUG GLug glug glug
*headstands*
¡ʎpnɾ ‘sʇɐɹƃuoɔ
I’m sorry…did you say something? Speak louder…
*points with both hands at head*
I’ve got bubbles in my ears! It’s like the 4th of July in here!
*sets up bubble Lawrence Welk’s bubble machine*
*pokes Lurk a few times*
Is that you?
*pokes Leila back*
Why wouldn’t it be?
Didn’t she get one not too long ago?
*starts to get jealous*
Judy’s vocabulary appears a little limited.
*confettis*
It is the same quote as last time isn’t it?
*rices*
Maybe the FB missed it by that much.
*pastas*
FB needs to practice it’s aim
*oates*
Oats
opps
oops
oops
*bukkit*
You OK there Tech?
Having major malfunctions*static*need…NeEd Upgrade.
*downloads upgrade for technicolor v2.0*
*installs upgrade for technicolor*
*reboots technicolor in the backside*
*hopes it helped*
*prepares for inevitable support calls*
Better take that down the Hall.
You’re so out of touch
*gasp*
Say it isn’t so!
clickie for an upgrade on the reference
I should see how my dealer is doing. I have a feeling I’m going to be Hall N Oates pretty soon.
Maybe they need help forgetting they have Alzheimer’s
*lasagnas*
Congrats!
*throws confetti*
Ya know, gang? I’m starting to feel like a stalking victim….This is the second time this week and using the exact same comment.
♪ I always feel like
Somebody’s watching meeeeeee….. ♫
*Squeeze*
I know, I forget that we’re being watched, too, until the Powers that Be do something crazy like post a fail based on what comments we write. Hey guys, how’s about a stalking-related fail next? Please and thank you!
There’s a stalking voice-mail over on e-mails from crazy people!
*SQUEEEZE!!!*
It’s already a classic.
Yeah, why change a good thing??
*squeeze* and thanks to all! Sorry I haven’t been around much. Missed work yesterday (had a little “procedure”) and have had to work twice as hard today to catch up. Did I miss anything good?
Eeep!
*gentle squeeze*
Glad to hear you’re okay. And really, all you missed was the usual debauchery, revelry, and all-around silliness.
Oooh. I’m glad you used a pro.
*gentle squeeze from me, too*
Thanks, both. Now can somebody please help me down off this dern box?
*crouches, points at shoulders*
Piggyback ride?
Thanks, Adm!
*hops on*
WHEEEEEEEeeeeeeee! Hold on…
*rears*
Yee-HAW!
*hair flies in the breeze*
Hey, Dragon! Wanna race???
*switches Judy to one shoulder, makes room for Dragon on other*
I guarantee this is going to be photo-finish.
Heeeeeeeeeee!!!
*clambers up*
If that don’t beat all. . .
A Judy with Laurel and Hardy Admiral Dragon racing.
*Paces*
*runs as fast as possible…teeters a little to the left….*
Woa-OAH-oh!
*…totters a little to the right…*
I’ve gotcha! I’ve gotcha!!
First one crossing into the Fail-den wins…
*trips, all land in big pile of fluffy pillows, arms and legs everywhere!*
*Films and posts results*
What a great ride! Many thanks, A!
*relaxes in the fluffy pillows*
Oh good, I thought I was suffering from that deja-vu thing.
*wheels in confetti cannon*
*neglects to check, since he typically misses something anyway*
*fires it across room*
Congrats again, Judy!
Thanks again also, ZA
And yes, I did just …. hey, wait a minute!
Am I really the first failblogger to power TWO FAILS in ONE WEEK???
*feels dizzy*
YES YOU ARE!!!!
*standing ovation*
*bows*
(hasn’t seen Arthur all day, so is confident)
By the power of Grayskull!
What’s that from, Aja? Sounds familiar….but I can’t place it.
He-Man!!!!
*does the child of the ’80′s dance*
*puts on She-ra costume*
*grabs collection of My Little Ponies*
*Tries to decide between School House Rock and Fraggle Rock*
Hmmmm.
0.0
*pounces and squeezes*
As seen on the David Thorne article on the Sun website.
Hooray Judy!!!
*jumps gap to congratulate her, falls on head*
Aw…you poor echinoderm you. You don’t have a head, do you?
*flips Starfish over to investigate*
Heee! Careful down there.
You’re in a fix on FB and on Engrish now.
I’d give you a clicky but WP is censoring itself.
I don’t understand. Please elaborate.
Engrish funnies.
http(colon)//engrishfunny.com/2009/07/28/engrish-crude-drugs/#comments
Sorry, I should have done that in the first place.
*squeeze*
LOL that’s funny. Would have been very fitting a few years ago. Thanks for the funny.
A well-heeled traveler would have taken that to the bank.
Not so well-heeled jumpers will spend some time in the bed.
That ditch is a beach to jump though.
*squeeze*
At least she got her foot in the door on failblog.
She was shore she was going to make it.
*marshmallow fluffy sandwich squeeze*
…and shell shocked that she didn’t.
Water the chances she tries that again?
It’s a slippery notion at best.
Bit of a stretch.
you can get blue oyster shells at the Chez Seasons
(You know you haven’t gotten enough sleep when a sloth nibbles on your sandwich.)
Nice to meet you, sod.
*face full of sandwich* Oh, um, hi! did you see that thing jump at my face?
Admiral, how could you.
*Pulls fluffy out of the sandwich before anyone can take a bite.*
What…? Fluffy LIKES to be nibbled on!
This sandwich um….doesn’t….taste like fish!
She’s sweet and flaky, just the way we like her.
Flaky? YOU DEEP FRIED HER?
*Faints*
*hides Fry Daddy*
I don’t know what you’re talking about
*looks innocent*
*Comes to*
This plot you guys had going on, I can’t believe you all.
Though her investment came with alot of overhead.
Just a bit of practice might have paid off.
She should have an interest in making it happen.
Makes total cents.
Then subtotals to dollars.
Ok for real I am going to work. 
*Sigh* I don’t wanna. 
a bad gambol
I think this is the first time we’ve seen the cameraman run to their aid! Awww!
It is a nice change of pace, isn’t it?
Its a terrible change, the cameraman’s job is to stand there and watch people get maimed, it is in their contract! If i wanted to see shaky crappy running cameras that only show part of the action I would watch the latest action film!
Bourne, anyone?
Is that an ultimatum?
An identity crisis.
Enough of this supremacy.
You three are a trilogy of silliness.
That’s just a conspiracy.
At the mini-mum.
All of you are agents of humo(u)r.
a star is bourne
You could always skip that part?
I could but, you know, sloth and all……
Extra points if he laughs!
I think so too. It’s because she’s a girl or young woman. If it had been a guy they would have just laughed.
Or maybe because once the cameraman runs to their aid, no one is actually filming it? Just a guess…
You’re certainly not the last place I’d look for answers.
*squeeze*
At least since the one where the bike dissapeared into that puddle in the sidewalk.
God bless stupid people
♫Schadenfreude! Making the world a better place to be.♪
For the rest of us anyway.
The ability to laugh at one’s own misfortune is the most valuable tool for surviving tough times.
*giggles*
If I had known that a few years ago I’d be looked upon as some sort of lunatic.
If you can laugh at yourself, you’ll never run out of things to laugh at. If I had to pick a philosophy to live by…that would be it.
That’s a good one, Dragon. I laugh at myself all the time.
That’s awesome! People who take themselves so frikkin’ seriously are irksome.
I take myself siriusly, but only at night.
And only when you’re dog-tired.
Or hungry like the wolf.
*haughty and grumpy face*
But I never do anything that is remotely silly or funny in any way. I am a serious person. Take me seriously!
Eh…
*points at Ms B’s face*
Aren’t you supposed to rub that aloe cream in?
Someday I’ll look back on all this and laugh …
… until they sedate me.
IAWTCSFM
Yay for Avenue Q!
Yay for someone recognizing it!
Her other buddy has a matching jacket. How shweet.
It’s the Flying-Assplanting Family!
Or the Flying- Assplanting International League!
(Makes a little sense, so I just went for it.)
They’re not professional acrobats, but they did eat at an IHOP that morning.
It seems she sample(r)d the fine cuisine that is sand.
Girls do that too?
Stupid knows no demographic boundaries madame.
Noooooooooo!!! LIES!
It’s photoshopped!!!ONE!!!11!!!
*offers Leila some cake*
CAKE!!!
I ♥ you Boobie.
*noms cakes in a few bites*
*throws pie at Boobie and Leila*
*cackles while running away*
*OOFF!!!*
*shakes fist @ Ms B*
Why you…Just wait till…
*takes finger and wipes some pie and tastes it*
Mmmmmm…Boston Cream Pie.
*Pied!*
*Grins and goes off the scare the other FBers*
*Leaps from behind dumpster*
OOGA BOOGA BOOGAH!!
*Takes off mask*
What are you doing standing near a dumpster anyways?
I was ahhhh….just strolling by?
*wanders into thread*
Did someone say pie?
*Jumps up all pie covered, waves arms*
PIIIIIEEEEEE!
*squeezes Boobie and sneaks a lick*
Mmmm… You taste divine!
*chases Boobie*
*lounges back in the sun, tropical drink in hand, eyes shaded from the sun, lazily taking in the antics of fellow failbloggers on this fine summer day*
*click!*
Got another for the Celebrity Wall!
I do hope you got my good side!
Pshaw! What am I talkin about, I have no bad side!
*relaxes*
Have I mentioned recently that you are wonderful and I adore you?
*squeeeeeeeeeeze*
Well, see what happens when I skip failing to get some work done? I miss the love! Right back atcha, sweetie!
*squeeeeeeze!*
Now, rumor has it the cake has been less than truthful with us all, but what’s this about the pie now?
I jut enjoy all baked goods and don’t like them to be discriminated. Tart?
*offers Zombie tarts*
Zombie tarts? There’s a recipe for that?
At my college (one of the graduates of which was a co-author of “Animal House”), they referred to pizza as “za”.
.
Now I think of eating ZombieApocalypse abbreviated brain every time I look at a piece o’ pizza pie (that avatar is kind of pie’za’ish, too.)
*snork!*
My FB page keeps getting redirected to other websites. Ads I am assuming. It happened like 5 times already.
Is this happening to anyone else?
That’s usually a sign of a virus or spyware.
I feel the sudden urge to go and shower.
Finish your pie first!
If you’re getting hijacked, use open DNS to solve the problem. Google “open DNS” to find the website, then follow the instructions for your OS and platform. I continually got hijacked on another site and then started using open DNS (I’m very much assured that it is safe), and I haven’t had a problem since. Not. A. One.
Yes, it’s been happening for a while in both firefox (my home comp) and IE (lab comp). An annoying programming glitch but not a virus unless webroot doesn’t recognise it as such.
Not at this site, but there’s this other site that occasionally redirects me to a specific page of theirs. It’s really annoying.
I just got back from a major trojan virus problem…I’m pretty sure I got it from sleeping with failblog. It messed up my computer and my browser program. Every time I typed in a site address I was redirected to scary bad places.
*shivers with the memory*
NO CLICKIE!
Which clickie did you want?
Teehee!
yeah yeah yeah
Silly girl, the leg extension in a long jump is to maximize touchdown point in SAND/SOLID GROUND. It is in not way to be used for making long jumps on slippery landing spots.
The way she planted her feet for the launch didn’t help her either.
The pre-jump giggling couldn’t have helped too much I’m sure.
She fulfilled her density.
dude, that’s heavy
There’s that word again…Gravity has noth…wait…
In this case…gravity has much to do with it!
and, dude, if we want to be specific about what gravity has to do with it … then that of a given substance will be equal to its density divided by that of the reference substance
*squeeze*
I’m not sorry.
That’s fine!
Well, she certainly didn’t reach 88 MPH.
I bet she wishes she had a flux capacitor.
Hello? McFly?
Or a DeLorean
Where we’re going, we don’t need “roads”.
Roooods….Rowads…
Row-ads
roll aids
I think FailBlog is taking over my life. I was just making a list of things to do /try this weekend (food related) and I suddenly remembered this gadget I had and I wrote down : shock : on my list.
You mean it already has. How do you think I ended up with those pictures of DW’s … ahem, business?
Good point. Also when I’m writing my lists out if I’m not sure how to spell whatever it is I half expect little squiggly red lines to pop up and let me know I misspelled it. And to be told how to spell it correctly!
Have you tried the ‘right click’ function on your pen?
Everytime I see the word !magine on the computer or TV I take a half second to wonder how they got past the moderators.
Me too! And when I IM people, I think twice before typing it!
We truly are our own little asylum.
Some of us should be in one!
We’re not already?
*Puts straightjacket away sadly*
get it “strait”, um, fuzzy brother
(Sister.)
um, sry, sis … was gender-confused, but now i’m straight
We don’t judge around here.
*Squeeze*
heh … methinks the jury’s still out for some, but thanks
*fuzz bear hug*
Hey, I represent that!
…
Oh.
I don’t even have a right click function on my computer!!
Try 8 O instead (without the space). Saves bother.
*snork!*
I’ll have to remember that.
Does any video of anyone jumping across a whole in the earth ever end well?
She was jumping across the whole Earth?!?!?! Wow! Is she Super Girl or something?
No, Super girl can land jumps like that and remain beautiful.
*puts on WW under-roos, attempts to jump across world, goes 3 feet.*
Can we see that again in slo-mo?
*Creates line with chalk in the three feet WIK jumped, Labels it “World Crossing Mark”*
Congratulations!
No, that is why she only made it a few feet. I think she should have started with just that little chasm be for proceeding to a ‘whole earth jump’
Owned
That may have been the worst jump I have ever seen… It’s like the person had never watched someone else try and jump! Midair, it was decided that jumping was overrated and it was time to take a seat…
‘It’s like the person had never watched someone else try and jump!’
Hahahahahahahaha.
Just testing something here.
Don’t mind me.
Fail. *sigh*
Maybe now?
Pfft. How do you do the tiny text? I’m trying to figure it out, but haven’t found anything so far that works.
pre inside the thingies
dammit. what are they called again?
Greater-than, less-than symbols.
Woot – it worked!
I’ve learned my mandatory one new thing for the day.
They have a different name, but I’m too lazy to go find it.
It worked so YAY!
*dances around this tread for no apparent reason*
If you keep that up, I think you’re going to get pretty tired!
Hiya, Mal. Nice dancing!
*squeeze*
*double squeeze while dancing*
bow chica wow wow
hehe i love the way she falls backwards when her feet just slip away.
Haha, that’s just awesome!
‘Tessa’ is damn lucky.
tessa ’bout got her butt wracked into another dimension
White girls can’t jump. Didn’t she learn anything from Woody?
Hey, eso fue en Chile si no me equivoco
not funny
your not funny
That Viddler thing is Fail… Every Time I have to reload the psge to see the vid… it never loads the first time for me. Opera 10/Win 7 RC
Missed by that much
That was the healthiest reaction I’ve seen to these things. Usually the camera man just laughs like a hyena while his/her friend lies there with a potentially broken spine.
Her answer when he asks “Are you OK?”… “I’m good”
This is clearly incorrect. Haha.
What kind of name is ‘Tetzar’?
You can tell this didn’t happen in America. The girlfriend laughed it off and the boyfriend attended to her. In America, the guy would laugh while the girl would have overreacted and started screaming and crying.
does anyone ever actually comment about the phucking pictures, or just display their retardedness?
olympian in training
Funny how guys will get really concerned if a girl falls down. Guess that’s just how it is.
hahahahaha
survived? DDDDDDDDD
Boo Yaaa
owned
I’m so glad that she did that to herself..
is it me or does that guy sound like dane cook?
are you gay, cause you sound like one?
no you dork, that did not sound like dane cook.
tess/jess, are you okay? hahahaha
Lmfao lmfao wow, i love how this works out… people like to talk about how random conversations strike up , then they too have just struck up a conversation lol i loves it
ROFL this hoe is sooo dumb what a shit face
Oooh, that could have gone horribly wrong. Nice fail, im glad she is fine.
almost a front-side scorpion, she failed to use her spine.