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I’ll hold it ’till I get home, thanks.
but..but what if you can’t?
New Movie – Toilet-TV volume 2!
Where have you been, Cherry?
Then you burst.
Boy that shamwow sure is needed alot around here!
All the king’s horses and all the king’s men…
Factoid alert- Humpty dumpty was a cannon used in the siege of Colchester (where I live) In the English civil war- it was used to attack the castle from atop a church- from whence it fell- and shattered, and there were no eggs involved!
Stupid name for a cannon.
Twas a little round fatty! apparently….
There’s a cannon at Gettysburg with that name, too.
That’s some fun fodder for thought. Wikipedia, however, suggests it’s only one of five competing “false etymologies”:
so, the holes in the castle are fake, awesome!
They’re photoshopped.
damned pixels!
You should’ve known. Wikipedia always tells the truth!
*snork*
hold on,……. what did we ever need stories for, our town was the site of Boudicas’ revolt, where she burnt down the temple of Claudius.
Another proof: I looked up “snork” on Wikipedia and found out that the Snorks are characters from the Moomin cartoons. It’s NOT a nasal laughter!
My life is a lie
*runs at wall repeatedly*
That blows my mind.
why wont the pee come out?
*looks up*
oh………………..
*waves*
Second
Yes Bonjo after I use the washroom.
Bonjo’s doing number two.
Finally a use for the spray paint I keep in my bag…..hmmm did I say that out loud?
You did! :p
I wonder why you keep that in there.
*looks at other contents of bag*
knife, mask, 1/2 piece of toast, underwear, lipstick, 3 coins, more underwear, lysol, bag of chips, and ewwww what is this?
hmmmm, thats Grannys, I never knew what he wanted with a live cuttlefish.
its me contraception!
They like watching you while peeing. Haha.
Just came bake from spain.
Hi all.
bake? What the f***
bake = back
*shame*
*pats cherry*
we all make mistakes! welcome home
*innuendo machine explodes*
You silly boy, BFF!
*GIGGLES*
Why do innuendo machines explode?
Is that a zen question?
No, just asking. Why do they explode? Can’t we just spend more money on a better one?
I see.
*stops meditating*
Unfortunately, no. We’re currently running low on FB funds, as they were all spent on ShamWows. And Boggy snacks.
*purr*
Sometimes we do. Well I’m kinda happy to be back.!
you got baked in spain? was you videotaped?
George Orwell’s home?
Animal farm in 1984?
Big Brother’s pigs are more equal than others.
Four legs good- two legs filmed for your pleasure.
Btw, don’t stand between the 2 doors.
But it’s the only place to hide from the camera!
You mean, open both doors and pee in the corner? Uhmm.. Yes if you don’t wan’t to see yourself peeing on TV you are right!
1 Opens to left, Other to right side.
Go in the middle…it takes you to Hogwarts!!
Ok thanks dude!
*runs into the middle*
BOING!!!!
OUCH! My head!
Don’t lie to me Harry!
Welsome back swell foop. Bad titty you where dawn for days. We should put a leash on you, LOL.
Yoyo 5 eagles. How’s life going?
To the left of that. The “ladies boot” is a country called Italy.
5 eagles Spain is in between France and Africa.
Googled it.
Spain is on the left side of french.
With the ladies boot you mean Italy, That’s the country next to mine, called switzerland.
Well I stayed in Spain for three weeks, and now I look like a brown cookie, wana try some? Haha.
(Swell Foop should be brown sugar you are sweet enough.)
AND BTW IT’S STILL ME, CHERRY!!! GRRRR!!!!
Cherry sorry.
I think I’ve seen this one…
I mean; I don’t watch p0rn!
LIES!
Many people would agree with you there!
*checks stalls at work for suspicious lenses*
Raymond ↓ doesn’t.
There will be a clicky above this comment at some point in time.
Well, maybe not. It vanished.
There should be a rule about that.
Wasps, I cannot think of anything remotely sex related with wasps, they are just evil little blighters.
Huge spiders. Great white sharks. Ebola. It seems there’s lots of stuff that doesn’t arouse anyone.
Osama bin laden- been done sorry!
Arthur, haven’t seen much of you lately. *squeeze*…before you disappear again.
*slowly creeps up on gaynorvader and POUNCES*
Hello handsome!! Where have you been? *squeeze*
Heya gorgeous!
*squeezes in return*
Sorry, work’s being manic today!
WHAT A TWIST!
And you shout. That makes me want to sing something…
*sing* I’m singing in the toilet, while everyone is watching me peeing! *sing*
psssst
the camers don’t have audio just video.
come again?
I will, thank you very much.
I think the post to hold the camera is still there. Or do they mean on the inside of the washroom?
Good morning/afternoon/evening to all those who have fingers to type today.
today.
Good evening to you, 5.
*goes back to work*
LMAO I saw my error with today. And you got it. Kannadzuki.
They’re taping videos to the wall?
And the wall is standing with attention.
But it’s in progress. Perhaps they haven’t finished taping all the videos to the wall?
I guess that’s someone’s idea of progress.
Taping public toilet videos to the wall? I think it sounds more like congress.
Congress? I think that sounds more like innuendo.
I love watching videos secretly filmed of women going to the toilet in public washrooms — sooooo erotic!
They arent secretly filmed.
Apparently they’re publicly videotaped.
You need another hobby doode.(Raymond)
Raymond, you are the type who actually enjoys 2 girls, 1 cup, aren’t you?
He’s a wee bit weird.
He’s just wee, period.
look you’r so stupid im a man and im not gay and erotic?! watching a girl in the toilet?! man you must be seek
ewww
aw, don’t be sheepish
Awwwww….
*takes off sheep’s clothing*
“Wuff!”
lol … now there’s a fetching twist on a shout!
*waves $10 bill @ BFF*
Take it off. Take it off!!!
*…is reminded of his age. Walks away ashamed*
he’s a teen wolf
*taps Leila on the shoulder*
We’d like a word with you about these “unhealthy interests”. If you’d kindly step into the unmarked black van, please.
*slips $200 in Leila’s hand*
Run, and run faster!
thats how i met your mom
My Mom has past away from cancer 18 years ago. Moms deserves a little respect after all they brought us in to this world.
my mom also died of cancer
And that’s how you’ve been made. Google it under Toilet-Spy. Hahaha!
*GASP!!!** CHERRY!!!! My eKitty!!!!! Where have you been?????
*squeeze*
LEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIILLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOO!
How are you my sweetheart?
I was in Spain on holydays for 3 weeks.
*squeeze*
I am doing very well thank you. I hope you had a great time on vacation. I’ve missed you.
Oh yeah, I really had. Sun & fun.
I’ve just waited for you like 3 hours haha. :p
Waited for me to go to Spain with you or waited here on FB? LOL
I haven’t seen Taya since the same time you left.
Lol. Well I waited here on FB. But to go to Spain with you, that would be nice.
Never saw here again. *cry*
I am glad you waited.
It’s the new geriatric version of American Idol!
*sighs*
*looks longingly @ comment V V*
Nesting fail.
DOH
(a beer I need my beer
Bar a long long way to run)
I should give up while I am ahead and try to come back in a few hours don’t you think?
‘morning k@ *squeeze*
nooooo *squeeze*
have coffee, will make all better!
*inserts coffee IV in arm*
Okay … I should be good for now.
Would you like a good morning nut to go with that coffee?
*presents Leila with freshly polished nut*
Good morning ladies!
I was going to add “We take the top 30 contestants in the country and vote for their talents and abilities to preform in the bathroom.”
But I got ahead of myself and hit the ‘go’ button…
*flees bathroom…er, thread*
Hippies don’t use the bathroom!
*squeeze!*
Long drop?
crouching hippie, parking tiger
toilet paper an absolute no no
Hippies don’t use the bathroom?
not real ones anyway hee hee
*grabs walker and chases after Jenny*
Come here young lady. You are due for a big *good morning squeeeeze*
*Spy*
*cry*
*fly*
*try*
oh my
Failblog is amazingly slow for me – again. Feels like 56k.
I’m off, that’s annoying.
*waves*
Don’t leave us.
*squeeze*
He’ll be back, around the bend.
(hiya)
*bends down*
*squeeze*
Haaayyyyeeaahhhh!!!*beats Arthur Eld’s internet connection to a pulp*
Behave, you!!I think you helped!
noooooooooo
*holds onto Arthurs ankles*
*holds onto K@’s under the cubicle door*
1 2 3 SQUEEZE!
eeeeep
*squeeze*
hold on what the hell are you doing with the video camera, honestly, what are you like!
don’t mind me! just checking the plumbing!
number 2!
you mean people actually want to see this?
*points*
Yup, in a manner.
.
It’s an outlet.
outlet is better than inlet I suppose.
(Hiya Dr.B!)
That depends if it’s an inset inlet, I suppose
(heya! love your keyboard work there! how’re you?)
I can’t tell if I’m coming or going these days
Jack it up then flush the exhaust…that should cover both angles.
PHotOSHOPPED!!!11!1!No, but seriously.
yes, I was nowhere near the toilet at the time
Check out the hardware on the doors. They are both different oh ya.
I think they misspelled tapping.
No, no, my mistake…it was me misspelling ‘email’.
.
*flushes a little*
Sells video of DrB doing his thing and flushing on the internet.
not only that, but those doors open into each other
I don’t see why that would be a problem, the doors only need to open to 90 degrees to let people in.
95 degrees is better for wheelchairs.
sounds hawt
“to pee in Sasuke’s room
get it off her shorts…” = EPIC unfitting caramelldansen misheard lyrics WIN!!
Is that even legal?
Wunderkraut!! Yo, bro. Put the camera away.
Thats Safeway for ya…great company
Sounds like a lot sh1t is going to happen there.
So either this is a movie set, or someone is going to jail soon
This looks like a restaurant in Columbia, MO. Shakespeare’s Pizza… They have signs similar to this as a running gag.
We have this at my school.
gigity
hello moto