Comments on: A Request from FAIL Blog http://failblog.org/2009/07/29/a-request-from-fail-blog/ Fail and Epic Fail Pictures and Videos in one blog. For all those precious fail moments, whip out your camera and see your epic fail picture and videos here. Mon, 13 Feb 2012 01:53:48 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ By: uberliz http://failblog.org/2009/07/29/a-request-from-fail-blog/comment-page-1/#comment-544385 Fri, 31 Jul 2009 18:22:38 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=23264#comment-544385 Thanks God! I was wondering where there would be a collective for this.

I have dozens of submissions for you!!!!

]]> By: Eric http://failblog.org/2009/07/29/a-request-from-fail-blog/comment-page-1/#comment-542702 Thu, 30 Jul 2009 19:16:07 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=23264#comment-542702 As someone who reads crazy people’s e-mails daily, I love the idea.

However, there are major legibility issues on that site. The e-mail screenshots are tough to read and the text on the page is impossible.

The note pad-type background was clever, but plain old white would work more easily. Hopefully my Google Reader will read the content just fine.

]]> By: Avis http://failblog.org/2009/07/29/a-request-from-fail-blog/comment-page-1/#comment-542089 Thu, 30 Jul 2009 15:05:15 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=23264#comment-542089 Sorry guys, I got pulled away by a phone call and then was waaaaay to tired to try and figure out how to ask the question. The call was from the friend with the question (no, she doesn’t frequent the site) and as it turns out, she is no longer in need of the answer. She and the guy are no longer an item. DW, I’ll pass along the question via e-mail and you can decide whether or not you’d be comfortable asking it in an open forum!

]]> By: Me http://failblog.org/2009/07/29/a-request-from-fail-blog/comment-page-1/#comment-541681 Thu, 30 Jul 2009 10:56:21 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=23264#comment-541681 I love the spider E-mail conversation :)

]]> By: Gorgon Medusa http://failblog.org/2009/07/29/a-request-from-fail-blog/comment-page-1/#comment-541617 Thu, 30 Jul 2009 08:47:15 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=23264#comment-541617 Oh, memories!
Back when I was a poor uni student, I used to click-click in my pocket while I did the shopping.
Then you could avoid embarassment at the checkout when you couldn’t pay.

]]> By: Frit http://failblog.org/2009/07/29/a-request-from-fail-blog/comment-page-1/#comment-541586 Thu, 30 Jul 2009 07:56:34 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=23264#comment-541586 To be honest: The fuzzy screenshots on this site are a pain for the eyes. Do not want.

]]> By: Aja http://failblog.org/2009/07/29/a-request-from-fail-blog/comment-page-1/#comment-541576 Thu, 30 Jul 2009 07:06:50 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=23264#comment-541576 O, I’m never going back, trust me. :)

]]> By: Admiral Apparent http://failblog.org/2009/07/29/a-request-from-fail-blog/comment-page-1/#comment-541572 Thu, 30 Jul 2009 07:00:06 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=23264#comment-541572 ♫ I was smoking with the boys upstairs
When I heard about the whole affair
I said, “Oh no
William and Mary wont do.” ♫

]]> By: Dragonwriter http://failblog.org/2009/07/29/a-request-from-fail-blog/comment-page-1/#comment-541565 Thu, 30 Jul 2009 06:39:22 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=23264#comment-541565 Mwuaahahahahahaaa…

Oh wait…I should have just stopped at MWUAAH!

]]> By: Aja http://failblog.org/2009/07/29/a-request-from-fail-blog/comment-page-1/#comment-541564 Thu, 30 Jul 2009 06:38:00 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=23264#comment-541564 I must have gone to the most boring school ever, so no stories from me. (No, it was not Goodenough college.)

]]> By: Pyro http://failblog.org/2009/07/29/a-request-from-fail-blog/comment-page-1/#comment-541560 Thu, 30 Jul 2009 06:19:40 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=23264#comment-541560 My god, I haven’t laughed so hard in ages! That second one about the pets was ridiculously funny.

]]> By: Admiral Apparent http://failblog.org/2009/07/29/a-request-from-fail-blog/comment-page-1/#comment-541558 Thu, 30 Jul 2009 06:07:59 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=23264#comment-541558 Night all. *squeezes*

I guess it’s just us non-sissies that are left. ;-)

]]> By: Dragonwriter http://failblog.org/2009/07/29/a-request-from-fail-blog/comment-page-1/#comment-541556 Thu, 30 Jul 2009 06:05:37 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=23264#comment-541556 *squeeze*

G’night, peeps.

]]> By: coyote is fuzzy again http://failblog.org/2009/07/29/a-request-from-fail-blog/comment-page-1/#comment-541554 Thu, 30 Jul 2009 05:53:44 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=23264#comment-541554 Night to you too. Bed for me as well.

]]> By: Chanidividus http://failblog.org/2009/07/29/a-request-from-fail-blog/comment-page-1/#comment-541549 Thu, 30 Jul 2009 05:41:39 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=23264#comment-541549 I, too, have to get outta here for the night. I’ll try to check back later or tomorrow morning to see if Avis posts the question. :P Nighty-night Failbloggers!!
*Squeezes all*

]]> By: coyote is fuzzy again http://failblog.org/2009/07/29/a-request-from-fail-blog/comment-page-1/#comment-541541 Thu, 30 Jul 2009 05:29:36 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=23264#comment-541541 Night your Majesty.

]]> By: coyote is fuzzy again http://failblog.org/2009/07/29/a-request-from-fail-blog/comment-page-1/#comment-541540 Thu, 30 Jul 2009 05:26:34 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=23264#comment-541540 Gas balloons? Hmmmm.

]]> By: Someone Nicer than Jenny... http://failblog.org/2009/07/29/a-request-from-fail-blog/comment-page-1/#comment-541539 Thu, 30 Jul 2009 05:26:04 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=23264#comment-541539 Throws blanket over Tofu to make a ‘dutch oven’.

]]> By: Emperor, Tetragramaton Cleric. http://failblog.org/2009/07/29/a-request-from-fail-blog/comment-page-1/#comment-541538 Thu, 30 Jul 2009 05:25:10 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=23264#comment-541538 Yup, sorry to cut this short but this business needs to shut down for the night in order to do some energy saving. Night all.

]]> By: Emperor, Tetragramaton Cleric. http://failblog.org/2009/07/29/a-request-from-fail-blog/comment-page-1/#comment-541537 Thu, 30 Jul 2009 05:24:18 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=23264#comment-541537 I had quite a few memorable teachers in high-school. Considering I took all the academic classes the teachers were much happier to have us there, after witnessing their applied classes. Never forget one of my philosophy teachers sayings. He said I will not be teaching you this year. We asked why he said because he doesn’t like to be like every other teacher filling our head with knowledge.
*All give him a puzzled look*
He asked us to tilt our heads and watch as all what other teachers have taught us flow out. He told us we would teach ourselves. Because if it grew within our minds it would remain rooted within us. He was right, and one of the main reasons I enjoy philosophy.

]]> By: Someone Nicer than Jenny... http://failblog.org/2009/07/29/a-request-from-fail-blog/comment-page-1/#comment-541536 Thu, 30 Jul 2009 05:23:58 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=23264#comment-541536 … like helium balloons tied to a bucket?

]]> By: coyote is fuzzy again http://failblog.org/2009/07/29/a-request-from-fail-blog/comment-page-1/#comment-541533 Thu, 30 Jul 2009 05:17:28 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=23264#comment-541533 Lighten your… You know that there are things that you can take for that. Pill, liquid and chewable forms.

]]> By: Someone Nicer than Jenny... http://failblog.org/2009/07/29/a-request-from-fail-blog/comment-page-1/#comment-541531 Thu, 30 Jul 2009 05:14:10 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=23264#comment-541531 Hey! Why are there Dragon parts in the bucket?
*gets out band-aids*

]]> By: Someone Nicer than Jenny... http://failblog.org/2009/07/29/a-request-from-fail-blog/comment-page-1/#comment-541530 Thu, 30 Jul 2009 05:13:07 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=23264#comment-541530 I thought I saw Bluestreak just cruise by.

]]> By: Bud http://failblog.org/2009/07/29/a-request-from-fail-blog/comment-page-1/#comment-541529 Thu, 30 Jul 2009 05:10:38 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=23264#comment-541529 No contributions from me until you cut off a finger in apology for the attempted butt-rape with Lijit.com.

]]> By: Chanidividus http://failblog.org/2009/07/29/a-request-from-fail-blog/comment-page-1/#comment-541528 Thu, 30 Jul 2009 05:06:44 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=23264#comment-541528 That’s good. :) As long as the occasional shipment makes it through, things are all good.

]]> By: Someone Nicer than Jenny... http://failblog.org/2009/07/29/a-request-from-fail-blog/comment-page-1/#comment-541526 Thu, 30 Jul 2009 05:06:35 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=23264#comment-541526 I am glad that things seem to be work(ed)ing out. I would hate to label you a ‘wuff!’

]]> By: Dragonwriter http://failblog.org/2009/07/29/a-request-from-fail-blog/comment-page-1/#comment-541525 Thu, 30 Jul 2009 05:04:13 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=23264#comment-541525 OW!

]]> By: Someone Nicer than Jenny... http://failblog.org/2009/07/29/a-request-from-fail-blog/comment-page-1/#comment-541524 Thu, 30 Jul 2009 05:01:27 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=23264#comment-541524 pockern? Ok I’ll bite.

]]> By: Emperor, Tetragramaton Cleric. http://failblog.org/2009/07/29/a-request-from-fail-blog/comment-page-1/#comment-541523 Thu, 30 Jul 2009 05:01:05 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=23264#comment-541523 Its going well. Packages haven’t been delivered for a bit but every once in a while the business picks up. :)

]]> By: Someone Nicer than Jenny... http://failblog.org/2009/07/29/a-request-from-fail-blog/comment-page-1/#comment-541522 Thu, 30 Jul 2009 04:59:27 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=23264#comment-541522 My very favorate teacher taught us how to break words down into prefixes, roots, etc. It is so empowering to know how words are put together.

]]> By: Chanidividus http://failblog.org/2009/07/29/a-request-from-fail-blog/comment-page-1/#comment-541521 Thu, 30 Jul 2009 04:58:00 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=23264#comment-541521 *!magines*
Could I please have some popcorn now?

]]> By: Chanidividus http://failblog.org/2009/07/29/a-request-from-fail-blog/comment-page-1/#comment-541519 Thu, 30 Jul 2009 04:57:03 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=23264#comment-541519 Teehee… Yeah, I just didn’t want that to be misconstrued. :P
I almost couldn’t figure out why I was moderated. Its sneaky, that “I” word.

]]> By: Qwaz http://failblog.org/2009/07/29/a-request-from-fail-blog/comment-page-1/#comment-541518 Thu, 30 Jul 2009 04:55:59 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=23264#comment-541518 ^ That was the biggest HTML fail I’ve had in a while. !magine the “Yay!” and down in normal font size.

]]> By: Qwaz http://failblog.org/2009/07/29/a-request-from-fail-blog/comment-page-1/#comment-541517 Thu, 30 Jul 2009 04:54:36 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=23264#comment-541517 Ooh! 
 *munch* 
 Yay!
Care for some pockern?
*offers*
]]> By: Dragonwriter http://failblog.org/2009/07/29/a-request-from-fail-blog/comment-page-1/#comment-541516 Thu, 30 Jul 2009 04:54:31 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=23264#comment-541516 *snork*

I mean…duly noted.

]]> By: Chanidividus http://failblog.org/2009/07/29/a-request-from-fail-blog/comment-page-1/#comment-541515 Thu, 30 Jul 2009 04:52:26 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=23264#comment-541515 Oops! Being moderated for the “I” word. But when it comes up, please be clear that the “That’s awesome” at the start was in response to the happy tales of good memories of school, and not the tales of debauchery that will precede my comment when it appears…

]]> By: Dragonwriter http://failblog.org/2009/07/29/a-request-from-fail-blog/comment-page-1/#comment-541514 Thu, 30 Jul 2009 04:50:45 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=23264#comment-541514 *FOOM!!* ]]> By: Chanidividus http://failblog.org/2009/07/29/a-request-from-fail-blog/comment-page-1/#comment-541513 Thu, 30 Jul 2009 04:49:47 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=23264#comment-541513 That’s awesome. :)
I had the same teacher for English AP 12 and Lit 12, and he was great. But a little odd. He told us first day of classes that he was “God in his classroom”, and nothing else mattered. Although he expected us to form opinions and challenge him at every turn. He used to just wander out of class midsentence, midlecture and be gone for twenty or more minutes at a time. We could hear him continue lecturing as he walked down the hall, fading away, and know that there was something imperative he was saying that would be on an exam. Also, I’m certain there aren’t nearly as many phallic references in classic literature as he insisted there were. Green field? Phallic metaphor. Scissors? What do they look like when dangled by handle? That’s right! Phallic symbol (actually true in the case of “The Rape of The Lock”). Tower? Looks like a pen!s. Gotta be! It was hilarious. Every single piece of literature we read was just packed with phallic imagery we would never have caught on our own. :P

]]> By: Dragonwriter http://failblog.org/2009/07/29/a-request-from-fail-blog/comment-page-1/#comment-541512 Thu, 30 Jul 2009 04:49:07 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=23264#comment-541512 Eeep! Sowwy!

*gently pats coyote’s head and then puts hands behind back*

]]> By: coyote is fuzzy again http://failblog.org/2009/07/29/a-request-from-fail-blog/comment-page-1/#comment-541511 Thu, 30 Jul 2009 04:48:14 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=23264#comment-541511 There was one like that at my high school like that as well DW. Only he was feeling up the boys. He didn’t get in trouble. He “took early retirement”. This was the seventies and such things just weren’t broadcast.

]]> By: hammykins http://failblog.org/2009/07/29/a-request-from-fail-blog/comment-page-1/#comment-541510 Thu, 30 Jul 2009 04:45:59 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=23264#comment-541510 At first, I thought you said “Berklee”… you know, being a music college.

]]> By: hammykins http://failblog.org/2009/07/29/a-request-from-fail-blog/comment-page-1/#comment-541508 Thu, 30 Jul 2009 04:40:56 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=23264#comment-541508 He had a tradition for each new grade 9 class. The first person to mention the word “pen!s” (is that a moderated word?) during the sex ed unit would be referred to, for the rest of the unit, only as “pen!sboy” (it being an all male class).

]]> By: coyote is fuzzy again http://failblog.org/2009/07/29/a-request-from-fail-blog/comment-page-1/#comment-541507 Thu, 30 Jul 2009 04:39:59 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=23264#comment-541507 Thank-you. Perhaps I should write a book about it and call it Hair Raising Tales.

]]> By: Qwaz http://failblog.org/2009/07/29/a-request-from-fail-blog/comment-page-1/#comment-541506 Thu, 30 Jul 2009 04:39:34 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=23264#comment-541506 *is also curious*
*Thinks this could be good, brings out unpopped corn.*
I know your services have been used for this before, but if you please?

]]> By: Admiral Apparent http://failblog.org/2009/07/29/a-request-from-fail-blog/comment-page-1/#comment-541505 Thu, 30 Jul 2009 04:38:45 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=23264#comment-541505 Definitely plausible!

]]> By: Admiral Apparent http://failblog.org/2009/07/29/a-request-from-fail-blog/comment-page-1/#comment-541504 Thu, 30 Jul 2009 04:36:59 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=23264#comment-541504 I had some excellent high school teachers, too. One that comes to mind right now is an AP History teacher. I wasn’t particularly interested in the subject, but I was always attentive and drawn into the discussions. He was also the only teacher in the school with a Ph.D. The class used to joke that he had a hotline to the president because his classroom was the only one that had a phone. He would also regularly disappear mysteriously for a week or two. Anyway, he saw something in me that I didn’t see and suggested that I get involved in politics or law. When I cracked a joke, he would jokingly ask me to stay after class, which I sometimes did, just to finish a discussion from class.

]]> By: coyote is fuzzy again http://failblog.org/2009/07/29/a-request-from-fail-blog/comment-page-1/#comment-541503 Thu, 30 Jul 2009 04:36:45 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=23264#comment-541503 BE CAREFUL!! You’ll rub what little there is off. A certain brother said that the peach crop was early this year. Actually a peach is a hippie by comparison.

]]> By: Dragonwriter http://failblog.org/2009/07/29/a-request-from-fail-blog/comment-page-1/#comment-541502 Thu, 30 Jul 2009 04:34:51 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=23264#comment-541502 I got my 9th grade gym teacher in trouble for running his hand up my arm in class one day.

*shudders*

NOT my favorite teacher.

(And…I hope you all don’t mind my saying this, but I am completely loving hearing all these stories. Thanks for telling them. *squeezes* )

]]> By: coyote is fuzzy again http://failblog.org/2009/07/29/a-request-from-fail-blog/comment-page-1/#comment-541501 Thu, 30 Jul 2009 04:33:50 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=23264#comment-541501 *eyes wide open*

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