Comments on: Patio Umbrella Fail http://failblog.org/2009/07/28/patio-umbrella-fail/ Fail and Epic Fail Pictures and Videos in one blog. For all those precious fail moments, whip out your camera and see your epic fail picture and videos here. Sat, 20 Mar 2010 21:00:26 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 By: jimschezlick http://failblog.org/2009/07/28/patio-umbrella-fail/#comment-715231 jimschezlick Wed, 16 Dec 2009 21:43:39 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21688#comment-715231 I just like the sandbox in the corner, 6 inches from the side of the roof with no railing. Now there's you fail right there! I just like the sandbox in the corner, 6 inches from the side of the roof with no railing. Now there’s you fail right there!

]]> By: LOLFAILWIN http://failblog.org/2009/07/28/patio-umbrella-fail/#comment-648409 LOLFAILWIN Wed, 21 Oct 2009 19:02:06 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21688#comment-648409 This video does not represent fail, it is by far the biggest fail ever. Whoever created this video deserves to remain in purgatory for all eternity. This video does not represent fail, it is by far the biggest fail ever. Whoever created this video deserves to remain in purgatory for all eternity.

]]> By: Building Materials Supplies http://failblog.org/2009/07/28/patio-umbrella-fail/#comment-597253 Building Materials Supplies Tue, 08 Sep 2009 09:18:04 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21688#comment-597253 I was looking for a blog on patio furniture and found this blog LOL great blog I was looking for a blog on patio furniture and found this blog

LOL great blog

]]> By: sekss http://failblog.org/2009/07/28/patio-umbrella-fail/#comment-595830 sekss Sun, 06 Sep 2009 14:47:44 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21688#comment-595830 funny XD funny XD

]]> By: :P http://failblog.org/2009/07/28/patio-umbrella-fail/#comment-583753 :P Thu, 27 Aug 2009 23:33:50 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21688#comment-583753 omg it's everywhere! omg it’s everywhere!

]]> By: Toby http://failblog.org/2009/07/28/patio-umbrella-fail/#comment-571782 Toby Thu, 20 Aug 2009 01:12:43 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21688#comment-571782 Take a seat? Take a seat?

]]> By: Cliff http://failblog.org/2009/07/28/patio-umbrella-fail/#comment-570978 Cliff Wed, 19 Aug 2009 18:15:58 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21688#comment-570978 Now where is that giant lady. Now where is that giant lady.

]]> By: Dr. Mopotimmus. http://failblog.org/2009/07/28/patio-umbrella-fail/#comment-542268 Dr. Mopotimmus. Thu, 30 Jul 2009 16:23:33 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21688#comment-542268 Thats where I left that..... I swear I just leave my penis lying about any ole' place these days.....where are my manners. If you see my nuts hanging around........ be sure to let me know. Thats where I left that….. I swear I just leave my penis lying about any ole’ place these days…..where are my manners. If you see my nuts hanging around…….. be sure to let me know.

]]> By: JackyW http://failblog.org/2009/07/28/patio-umbrella-fail/#comment-541562 JackyW Thu, 30 Jul 2009 06:32:16 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21688#comment-541562 anyone else think of the line in Canadian Bacon (if you've even heard of it) "Never seen a white one that big before!" anyone else think of the line in Canadian Bacon (if you’ve even heard of it)

“Never seen a white one that big before!”

]]> By: Scuuba steve http://failblog.org/2009/07/28/patio-umbrella-fail/#comment-541551 Scuuba steve Thu, 30 Jul 2009 05:46:38 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21688#comment-541551 *sigh* this would be perfect for the Penguin, after Batman sends him 2 jail again that is.... *sigh* this would be perfect for the Penguin, after Batman sends him 2 jail again that is….

]]> By: Paula http://failblog.org/2009/07/28/patio-umbrella-fail/#comment-541417 Paula Thu, 30 Jul 2009 02:54:01 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21688#comment-541417 Calm Blue ocean AND b-ball, yep frig that guy. Calm Blue ocean AND b-ball, yep frig that guy.

]]> By: JUMP3R http://failblog.org/2009/07/28/patio-umbrella-fail/#comment-541235 JUMP3R Wed, 29 Jul 2009 22:27:59 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21688#comment-541235 Hopefully or it would smell bad! Hopefully or it would smell bad!

]]> By: JUMP3R http://failblog.org/2009/07/28/patio-umbrella-fail/#comment-541227 JUMP3R Wed, 29 Jul 2009 22:24:03 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21688#comment-541227 This is what happens when your hot wife lounges naked under the umbrella! This is what happens when your hot wife lounges naked under the umbrella!

]]> By: insurance appointment setting http://failblog.org/2009/07/28/patio-umbrella-fail/#comment-540943 insurance appointment setting Wed, 29 Jul 2009 19:06:01 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21688#comment-540943 eww, what is the supposed to be? eww, what is the supposed to be?

]]> By: Icicle http://failblog.org/2009/07/28/patio-umbrella-fail/#comment-540007 Icicle Wed, 29 Jul 2009 09:00:09 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21688#comment-540007 PHOTOSHOP. PHOTOSHOP.

]]> By: KittyBelle http://failblog.org/2009/07/28/patio-umbrella-fail/#comment-539984 KittyBelle Wed, 29 Jul 2009 08:25:24 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21688#comment-539984 And now that you mention it... I'm wondering if, since the cover is sort of a skin-tone, if the umbrella itself is, too? Wouldn't it be hilarious to have one that looks like that when closed... then opens into a nicely-domed umbrella with a brilliant pink "cap" on the top? "Hey, Steve! Watch me turn this giant penis into a humongous boob!" And now that you mention it… I’m wondering if, since the cover is sort of a skin-tone, if the umbrella itself is, too? Wouldn’t it be hilarious to have one that looks like that when closed… then opens into a nicely-domed umbrella with a brilliant pink “cap” on the top?

“Hey, Steve! Watch me turn this giant penis into a humongous boob!”

]]> By: KittyBelle http://failblog.org/2009/07/28/patio-umbrella-fail/#comment-539980 KittyBelle Wed, 29 Jul 2009 08:18:52 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21688#comment-539980 Looks to be about 2" on my screen, give or take a quarter inch. So sorry, wasabii... must be rough for you. Looks to be about 2″ on my screen, give or take a quarter inch.

So sorry, wasabii… must be rough for you.

]]> By: KittyBelle http://failblog.org/2009/07/28/patio-umbrella-fail/#comment-539979 KittyBelle Wed, 29 Jul 2009 08:16:01 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21688#comment-539979 **grabs penisbrella, pops open, stops implosion of universe** A-ha! The Penis-Brella is good for something OTHER than rain shelter and fail jokes! *bows* **grabs penisbrella, pops open, stops implosion of universe**

A-ha! The Penis-Brella is good for something OTHER than rain shelter and fail jokes! *bows*

]]> By: Natascha http://failblog.org/2009/07/28/patio-umbrella-fail/#comment-539902 Natascha Wed, 29 Jul 2009 04:40:52 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21688#comment-539902 Actually, this is Win to me. You know you guys would think so too if it was a giant boob Actually, this is Win to me.

You know you guys would think so too if it was a giant boob

]]> By: Vader http://failblog.org/2009/07/28/patio-umbrella-fail/#comment-539896 Vader Wed, 29 Jul 2009 04:27:23 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21688#comment-539896 Sometimes a patio umbrella is just a patio umbrella. Sometimes a patio umbrella is just a patio umbrella.

]]> By: foxy747 http://failblog.org/2009/07/28/patio-umbrella-fail/#comment-539801 foxy747 Wed, 29 Jul 2009 02:33:28 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21688#comment-539801 Shopped. Shopped.

]]> By: mrs_z (There's no place like home...There's no place like home... http://failblog.org/2009/07/28/patio-umbrella-fail/#comment-539792 mrs_z (There's no place like home...There's no place like home... Wed, 29 Jul 2009 02:23:37 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21688#comment-539792 Well, the old rule is, "Never eat yellow snow." My dad used to tell us this every time we went up in the mountains to play in the snow. You know, just to get a laugh out of us kids. That being the old rule, I figure the new one, in light of the Chuck Norris statement, has to be, "Never eat yellow concrete." Well, the old rule is, “Never eat yellow snow.” My dad used to tell us this every time we went up in the mountains to play in the snow. You know, just to get a laugh out of us kids. That being the old rule, I figure the new one, in light of the Chuck Norris statement, has to be, “Never eat yellow concrete.”

]]> By: lemux http://failblog.org/2009/07/28/patio-umbrella-fail/#comment-539783 lemux Wed, 29 Jul 2009 02:08:46 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21688#comment-539783 that's actually a win. that’s actually a win.

]]> By: Sephir9x http://failblog.org/2009/07/28/patio-umbrella-fail/#comment-539782 Sephir9x Wed, 29 Jul 2009 02:07:25 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21688#comment-539782 boner boner

]]> By: 5_eagles http://failblog.org/2009/07/28/patio-umbrella-fail/#comment-539736 5_eagles Wed, 29 Jul 2009 00:46:26 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21688#comment-539736 Hey Paula calm blue ocean here is a basketball lets go shoot hoops. Frig that o_0 guy you should have not fallen for that like I did LOL. Hey Paula calm blue ocean here is a basketball lets go shoot hoops.
Frig that o_0 guy you should have not fallen for that like I did LOL.

]]> By: 5_eagles http://failblog.org/2009/07/28/patio-umbrella-fail/#comment-539735 5_eagles Wed, 29 Jul 2009 00:43:47 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21688#comment-539735 AAAnnnndddd what concrete is good to eat? AAAnnnndddd what concrete is good to eat?

]]> By: Paula http://failblog.org/2009/07/28/patio-umbrella-fail/#comment-539732 Paula Wed, 29 Jul 2009 00:37:11 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21688#comment-539732 o_0 The Rick Roll thing is SO yesterday and NOT funny. NEVER was and NEVER will be. If you can't be nice to others you should get off the web. Make no mistake about it you are one sick A individual o_0 The Rick Roll thing is SO yesterday and NOT funny. NEVER was and NEVER will be. If you can’t be nice to others you should get off the web. Make no mistake about it you are one sick A individual

]]> By: slupine http://failblog.org/2009/07/28/patio-umbrella-fail/#comment-539725 slupine Wed, 29 Jul 2009 00:33:36 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21688#comment-539725 I think it's a sandbox. I think it’s a sandbox.

]]> By: Online Game Walkthroughs http://failblog.org/2009/07/28/patio-umbrella-fail/#comment-539642 Online Game Walkthroughs Tue, 28 Jul 2009 22:31:48 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21688#comment-539642 Thing is huge. lol so creative Thing is huge. lol so creative

]]> By: jeypeyy http://failblog.org/2009/07/28/patio-umbrella-fail/#comment-539581 jeypeyy Tue, 28 Jul 2009 21:46:15 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21688#comment-539581 Of course it is, it's Jewish! Of course it is, it’s Jewish!

]]> By: Mr. Crosser http://failblog.org/2009/07/28/patio-umbrella-fail/#comment-539572 Mr. Crosser Tue, 28 Jul 2009 21:39:50 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21688#comment-539572 Penis and vagina jokes are getting SERIOUSLY old on FailBlog... >_> Penis and vagina jokes are getting SERIOUSLY old on FailBlog… >_>

]]> By: ClariPossum http://failblog.org/2009/07/28/patio-umbrella-fail/#comment-539506 ClariPossum Tue, 28 Jul 2009 21:15:58 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21688#comment-539506 So, an umbrella cover which just happens to have a weird fold in it at the top + someone with a dirty mind who takes a picture of it = fail? It's easy enough to see that they just didn't pull it down all the way. *eyeroll* So, an umbrella cover which just happens to have a weird fold in it at the top + someone with a dirty mind who takes a picture of it = fail?

It’s easy enough to see that they just didn’t pull it down all the way. *eyeroll*

]]> By: Emperor, Tetragramaton Cleric. http://failblog.org/2009/07/28/patio-umbrella-fail/#comment-539428 Emperor, Tetragramaton Cleric. Tue, 28 Jul 2009 20:41:11 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21688#comment-539428 *Gutter mind acts up* Anyone notice lower end of the screen? *Gutter mind acts up*
Anyone notice lower end of the screen?

]]> By: Andrea http://failblog.org/2009/07/28/patio-umbrella-fail/#comment-539417 Andrea Tue, 28 Jul 2009 20:36:10 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21688#comment-539417 I see a double fail. Is that supposed to be a pool?? I see a double fail. Is that supposed to be a pool??

]]> By: Michelle http://failblog.org/2009/07/28/patio-umbrella-fail/#comment-539401 Michelle Tue, 28 Jul 2009 20:27:17 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21688#comment-539401 Win. Win win win win win. Win! Win.

Win win win win win.

Win!

]]> By: Meowth http://failblog.org/2009/07/28/patio-umbrella-fail/#comment-539397 Meowth Tue, 28 Jul 2009 20:20:41 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21688#comment-539397 It can keep you dry or it can get you wet... It can keep you dry or it can get you wet…

]]> By: Alex http://failblog.org/2009/07/28/patio-umbrella-fail/#comment-539364 Alex Tue, 28 Jul 2009 20:01:07 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21688#comment-539364 Penis umbrella is now a meme. Penis umbrella is now a meme.

]]> By: Anon http://failblog.org/2009/07/28/patio-umbrella-fail/#comment-539351 Anon Tue, 28 Jul 2009 19:49:55 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21688#comment-539351 Isn't this the design for the new WTC building? Isn’t this the design for the new WTC building?

]]> By: Adrian http://failblog.org/2009/07/28/patio-umbrella-fail/#comment-539333 Adrian Tue, 28 Jul 2009 19:36:49 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21688#comment-539333 If that's an umbrella, fail. If that's a pleasure device, damn... must try. If that’s an umbrella, fail.
If that’s a pleasure device, damn… must try.

]]> By: Voldemort http://failblog.org/2009/07/28/patio-umbrella-fail/#comment-539271 Voldemort Tue, 28 Jul 2009 19:01:10 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21688#comment-539271 Phalic win. Phalic win.

]]> By: see~jay http://failblog.org/2009/07/28/patio-umbrella-fail/#comment-539241 see~jay Tue, 28 Jul 2009 18:46:44 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21688#comment-539241 Thats an akward party conversation.....or is it? Thats an akward party conversation…..or is it?

]]> By: Nerdilicious http://failblog.org/2009/07/28/patio-umbrella-fail/#comment-539130 Nerdilicious Tue, 28 Jul 2009 17:59:01 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21688#comment-539130 is it circumcised atleast? is it circumcised atleast?

]]> By: Morgana http://failblog.org/2009/07/28/patio-umbrella-fail/#comment-538944 Morgana Tue, 28 Jul 2009 17:04:24 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21688#comment-538944 Mmmm, luv to play with one that size ! Mmmm, luv to play with one that size !

]]> By: Ty http://failblog.org/2009/07/28/patio-umbrella-fail/#comment-538916 Ty Tue, 28 Jul 2009 16:55:02 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21688#comment-538916 Ask not if the rain can penetrate the shelter; Ask if the shelter can penetrate the rain. Ask not if the rain can penetrate the shelter; Ask if the shelter can penetrate the rain.

]]> By: McChicken http://failblog.org/2009/07/28/patio-umbrella-fail/#comment-538894 McChicken Tue, 28 Jul 2009 16:38:51 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21688#comment-538894 Hoorah for the umbrella penis! Hoorah for the umbrella penis!

]]> By: booboobounce http://failblog.org/2009/07/28/patio-umbrella-fail/#comment-538891 booboobounce Tue, 28 Jul 2009 16:37:45 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21688#comment-538891 I wonder what the lady umbrella looks like? *prays it doesnt rain* I wonder what the lady umbrella looks like?
*prays it doesnt rain*

]]> By: Stroudomatic http://failblog.org/2009/07/28/patio-umbrella-fail/#comment-538827 Stroudomatic Tue, 28 Jul 2009 16:02:34 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21688#comment-538827 You *could*, but you'd probably die. Die happy, who knows? You *could*, but you’d probably die. Die happy, who knows?

]]> By: mrs_z (There's no place like home...There's no place like home... http://failblog.org/2009/07/28/patio-umbrella-fail/#comment-538824 mrs_z (There's no place like home...There's no place like home... Tue, 28 Jul 2009 16:00:19 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21688#comment-538824 *gets out little black book* *jots down new rule:* "Never eat yellow concrete!" *gets out little black book*
*jots down new rule:*
“Never eat yellow concrete!”

]]> By: Jilly http://failblog.org/2009/07/28/patio-umbrella-fail/#comment-538823 Jilly Tue, 28 Jul 2009 15:59:51 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21688#comment-538823 Boy do I wish I could use THAT as a dildo. ...sigh... Boy do I wish I could use THAT as a dildo. …sigh…

]]> By: UpTheYingYang http://failblog.org/2009/07/28/patio-umbrella-fail/#comment-538789 UpTheYingYang Tue, 28 Jul 2009 15:39:32 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21688#comment-538789 At it sayeth i the Holy Book, "Then when David layed Goliath low he then did cut off his head".... Ohhh THAT head! At it sayeth i the Holy Book, “Then when David layed Goliath low he then did cut off his head”…. Ohhh THAT head!

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