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Good morning, everyone. DUCK!
This guy’s feathers will be pretty ruffled in a minute
EVERYONE BELOW THIS LINE IS GHEY
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EVERYONE ABOVE THIS LINE IS NOT
… DOh
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everyone below this line is grey
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Everyone below this line must be pretty thin.
I resemble that remark!
lol
Everyone below THIS line will not be hit by the bridge.
haha! drx ftw!
That was genuinely terrifying..
Morning everyone *Squeezes all round*
Is that the same guy/gal/humanoid as the “special” first guy with the helmet?
Yep
Who says he’s not gonna make it?
PIMP My BOat
…with some redneck
totally. I don’t think he actually fell.
He’s gonna duck as soon as his hand hits the bridge.
But it’s still a great fail!
Just what I was thinking. He still has a second or two to succeed.
Or that the boat is even moving? I demand a video or I’m calling this pointless! LoL
he’s on a boat…
… beneath the bridge to nowhere.
hahaha…i got it
duck, goose?
duck or grouse?
I have nothing clever to say.
According to the wind speed and the status of his friend… i say he FAILED !!!!
he failed?
says who?
he wants to boink, he’s gonna boink. mission accomplished.
Natural Selection Win?
Friends, Romans, countrymen!
Lend me your OOOF!!!
*splash*
Caesar life buoy and throw it in, quickly!
He’s being Brutu(s)lly swept away by the current!
He’s in for a Bath.
I really want to see the AFTER pic.
LOL i bet its better
I’m seeing the after pic greatly resembling the following fail: http://failblog.org/2008/02/04/crane-fail/
This one would’ve been a great video, assuming he beaned his head and then fell in the drink.
“Hey YOU. Can you give me some fireeaaaAA… *Splash* … And another cigarette..”
… not as if he uses that head to think anyways.
Darwin Award win in 3, 2, 1 . . .
FAIL in 5,4,3,2,1…….
i have two things to say here:
A) how can you make out the wind calculation by a picture?
B) is that not a bridge in gothenburg, sweden? i have been there and it looks just the same!
B) It’s probably at one of the canals in Amsterdam or Utrecht. They look like this too and the guy to the far left wears an Ajax shirt.
I seriously think it’s Amsterdam, since there’s also bikes on the bridge… Which is typically Amsterdam.
its a gift… try me i can do it !!!
the wind speed is >>>> 45 mph
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wind speed calculation Fail
B) Probably not. Nearly the only boats going there are the “paddan” boats and they do not look that way. Second I cannot recall seeing that stonework in Göteborg, IIRC they used bigger stones there.
I agree, looks a lot like Amsterdam… (Not Utrecht, their canals have pizza parlours.)
It’s Amsterdam, the one near theater Carré if I’m right.
Anyway, it’s not Utrecht… or the real epic fail (and about to get his ass kicked) is the dude in the Ajax shirt. You pretty much don’t want to wear that anywhere that isn’t Amsterdam.
love that dirty waterrrrr…
utrecht, yer my home.
or not.
nope, its amsterdam, reconize the fence, typically amsterdamish
It’s Belgium, Ghent. Wanna know how I know?? The three beers on the boat are Jupiler, probably the most drank beer in Ghent, and you can’t get it in Holland. Probably during the 10-day festivity that took place here…
Are you totally mad? You can buy Jupiler in ANY store here.Next you’ll tell me i can;t get Palm beer either LOL
Actually, it looks exactly like the bridge at Lake Geveva in Wisconsin.. but i could be wrong too haha
Duck you!
With a feather duckster?
get the duck outta heah. …
I bet he feels jolly good about himself.
I think you misspelled jelly.
Terribly sorry. I’ll try harder next time.
did he die?
+290 points.
*deducts those +290 points and sacks Points Giver from his/her position*
* knocks bondfan off his high horse *
yes yes
poor bridge
Bridge pour.
One bridge too far.
More an IMPENDING FAIL than a proper FAIL.
More like a masterclass in looking like a douch on a boat!
damn where is that after picture? i want to see his face before it hits the water
did he die?
no, but given his pickledness, the water quality improved tremendously upon his hitting.
lol wazzaaauupppppp duck! xD
My duck likes cheese
He’s gouda like that.
You’re so cheezy
I don’t see any ducks.
*headdesk*
*headbridge*, actually.
Well played. You deserve an avatar. Go to gravatar.com for one.
he’s gonna give good head?
Does not anyone own this movie?
ABOUT TO FAIL …
I fail to see the fail.
i like titts and ass
hey, bob, leave that donkey’s titts alone.
Bridge!
GOOSE!
But there’s more to women than just titts and ass!
BWAHAHAHAHAAA, just kidding!
(Er … I’d better take cover now)
All aboard the fail boat!
FIRST
Look mom… Whore child.
They allways come f***t.
…only if you live 2 hours in the past (or is it “in the future”? I never get that…)
don’t worry… those who come first last never get it either.
Definite fail. Probably photoshopped, but fail.
Bridge FTW!!!!!
Duck? I don’t see no stinkin’….. BUNK! SPLASH!
(BUNK! is the sound made when something hard hits something hollow.)
swan dive?
this is most probably amsterdam, it looks like it and the guy on the left wears an ajax shirt
Is that a phone in his pocket, or is he just pleased to be in a canal?
Maybe the person taking this picture is a pretty lady?
Elementary! *waves to all, has to run…*
But he’s throwing a bird! Maybe the person taking this picture is a not very pretty lady?
*squeeze*
Hello stranger!
it’s a nekkit old man he met on the internet.
you fools .. maybe they’re driving backwards!!!!11
Perhaps you haven’t noticed the motor is on the right?
not only that. His friend is trying to save his sorry ass
ever thought about driving boats backwards without mounting the motor on the other side? or do you install the motor in your trunk when you want to drive backwards in your car?
LOL! Made my day!!
^^ i’d say its on the back…but whatever floats ya boat.
Passenger 1: Hey man, watch out… please duck.
Passenger 2: I hate ducks.
*passenger hits on the head, falls down from the boat and splashes.
OUCH!
Then some ducks pass by and quack at him…
^water way to go…
is that water? looks like recycled pee… and the brown color?
Amsterdam dude, get used to it
I don’t think anyone is bridging the fail here.
now that was bad…
you didnt need to go that “low”
I was trying to” span” a joke. Help me out?
i dunno, it looks like your trying to row upriver with that one…
Well I could “bank” on a good flow.
wow, you seem to be “overflowing” with them river quips now…
Damn right.
thats it! lets keep them coming,
full stream ahead….
I think its ebb and flowing right now.
now now, no need to have a “row” over it
good lord… talk about puns with no paddle on the upstream creek.
Well we are trying to stay “current”.
with all these replies, it seems to be sending a “ripple” throughout the community
I know what you mean “wave after wave”.
i’m on a boat
maybe the guys in de-nile about the whole idea of going in…
This was probably taken in New Jersey. Just saying’.
@Jorge
this was taken in Amsterdam , im pretty sure…atleast some dutch place!
:p recognize the people , the way shit is built , etc ;P
shit isn’t built… it just flows downstream.
OH AND AMSTEL BEER!
just saw that one haha
And if the ajax shirt and the amstel beer werent enough, the bicycles chained to the bridge must surely give the final ruling. its in a dutch city allright.
It’s Ghent, I’m very sure … like 50 miles near the border of Holland, it’s Jupiler beer and I even know that bridge. Don’t wanna be a smartass or nothing but yeah there u go
You can get Jupiler on tap in Amsterdam are you sure it’s not in can as well? I was just living there 6 months ago and I swear I was drinking it in the can also. I just searched and see someone on facebook from holland talking about getting it at supermarket as well.
Well I live in Ghent, and it looks a lot like a bridge where I got wasted once. btw ‘Gentse feesten’, which is a ten day street festival that takes place all over the city, are just over, a lot of people get wasted on boats then. Anywho it’s not that important.. what’s important right now is finding out whether he fell in or not ..
Those boats generally move pretty slow, I was on one last years queensday and you could literally hit up against the wall and pull yourself down in time no problem.
that guy looks like the kind of guy who would deserve it
Oblivious win!
I feel sorry for the bridge…
Omg!
Do not watch that video ^ there in your office with the speakers turned up, you will fall out of your chair, then the rest of the office will come in and see what you are doing….and you may loose your job.
or lose however you want to look at it
what a looser
you need kaopectate, ya?
methinks the fail is on the guy to his right… was trying to buttcrack moon the photographer, but failed.
Something tells me those cans on the crate there don’t contain coca-cola or indeed any other non-
alcoholic beverage.
it’s illegal to pee into the water, soooooo. …
I’m reminded of the old song “The Eirie Canal”
“Low bridge! Everybody down!
Low bridge! ‘Cause we’re goin’ through a town!
etc.”
he might not have failed
DUCK! DUCK! GOOSE?
He must watch tv too much….”I’m good.” lol
What if they’re coming out from the bridge, not going in? Then it’s a fail on failblog
you fail. can’t you see the other dude pulling him down?
SELF-HEADSHOT in 3…2…1…
bet he swallows that cigarette, too.
How to pwn an idiot:
1: send idiot on boat ride with low bridges
2: wait at one such bridge with a camera
3: yell “Hey, say cheese!”
This may be a ducking fail… But in a few seconds it will be a Bridge Win!
OMG! his smoke is gonna get wet!
this isn’t a fail….. it’s a about to be fail
Okay
Dar-Win.
it needs a count down.
‘FAIL in 3 2 1…’
I’M ON A BOAT!!!
Did he deathed?
Pwned by a bridge in 3 2 1…
why are you a backwards swastika?
I’ve wondered about that too, and a pink one at that.
PUNT ORG!
Amsterdam ftw
This isn’t a fail, it is a Dar Win! (darwin win for the slow ones)
At least his buddy is trying to get him to sit down..
Alternate title: Fail Pending
lmao.
DONALD, DUCK!! (if his name is actually donald)
That’s not a duck, it’s a bridge
*one of the guys friends*Duck!
*the guy whos not ducking* Where is the duck?
*his friend* I meant u have to duck.
*the guy whos not ducking* But I dont have two a ducks.
*His friend*I meant you have to duck or else you’ll *the guy not ducking gets knocked of the boat*…too late.
*The guy who didn’t duck fell in the water*”why didn’t you tell me to duck?”
A guy I knew in high school died in a similar situation. He was looking out the back of the boat to check the motor’s clearance in shallow water, the dock hit the back of his neck, SNAP! When it’s your time to go, it’s your time.
this FAIL is a FAIL! boat/raft could exiting bridge. gaay.
I hope the bridge is ok.
I had a reading fail and kept looking for the duckLings.
America’s Funniest Videos here we come.
the best part is his freind trying so desperately to save his life.
Amsterdam
Hey look ma no brains.
The fact that he looks like Charlie Sheen makes it so much better.
i’m so not taking him on my free boat ride for 3
would be great if it was a video!
THis is in holland, and he probably ducked right then, HUP HOLLAND!!!
Oh man… please please please don’t duck….
the guy on the left sitting down is saying “You must not be taller then this high to ride the ride” lol
Should read: Emminent Fail
uum, so ive just read through most of the comments and i see tht nobody els thought mahbeh the boat is goin teh other way? in which case, standing-up-quickly-for photo-WIN!!
^^
I’m on a boat.
does that guy have A.D.D
DUCK, MAN, DUCK!!!! jeez, that guy is an idiot.