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first!
en francais…
Quoi?
Is that pronounced koi?
No, it’s pronounced “kwa?”
i believe first en francais is premier
Eye believe so too!
That would make your post sixième
Je peux parler en francais! Ce ci est un Fail. HEHEHONHON
it’s pronounced “fhfdjjflajhawreiuwpydpsiaWIQPOERWUPRWODSFJADFD;FJA;FJ;K;kadfj;adjskjdflkasdjfoieaagpodfajfakals;afjkads;jfks;jkfdk;afeiufvabdbcxvcxz,bvn,meafmbdbfa,fshflasjfsafhh”
ohhhhh thank you, i can pronounce it now
Sounds fishy to me!
It a tail so far Mrs K@cf. Good morning.
morning 5
*polishes beaks & talons*
Fantastic Five?
Famous Five?
Five for Fighting
Street Fiveter?
high five !?!
Number Five is alive!
jacksons five
The five is silent.
My Band Slam was supposed to be with sausage, S5AM.
I like your touch ,LOL.
Les Français mangent des grenouilles!
c’est toi la grenouille
Et les américains mangent mal…
apparemment oui nous lol
e ne savais pas ce qu’il y avait beaucoup de francophones ici
oops stupid J key
Je*
Take five
En italien plutôt
Are you my arch nemesis?
Oui!
Totally. The above thread is a fail.
It isn’t Italian….
Some of it resembles Italian, but the Friul to Bingham definitely isn’t.
it’s italian mixed with english.
it says happy birthday to aunt elsa, she comes from friuli (italian region in north west). it says “live for other 100 years”
*is Italian*
The literal translation is forward to one hundred years, the saying is translated into may you have another 100.
It’s neither Italian nor French, it’s english for the english part (obvious) and it’s a lenguage less used in a region at north-east of Italy called Friuli (so FRIUL it’s the region), “friulano”.
It says: “Happy birthday to the most beautiful “hominy” of Ciseriis, looking forward to hundred years”
It is a mix of Italian, Friulian and English.
She (aunt Elsa) is certainly a woman originated from northern Italy, Friuli Venezia Giulia region.
FRIÛL is Friuli in Friulian (LOL)
“Bon complean” is Friulian for “Happy Birthday”.
“alla più bella” is Italian for “to the most beautiful”.
“Polentona” means “she-eater of polenta” and is the nick used by others Italians for northern Italians (like americans call rednecks the people of the south of USA).
“di Ciseriis” means “of Ciseriis”. Ciseriis is a hamlet of the comune of Tarcento, near Udine, the second city of Friuli.
Finally “Avanti a cent’anni!” means “go to one hundred!”
Oh,un altro friulano da ste parti?
no mi spiace, sono italiano, ma non friulano
ho amici però
and Binghamton is a city in upstate NY where a lot of Italians immigrated to in the 1900’s for job opportunities like IBM and EJ Shoes!
Uhm, Friuli is in North-*East* of Italy
very far north-east!
It’s italian…
The Cake is not a lie. It is 404.
This was a triumph.
The cake is Microsoft.
Those coders ruin everything.
Unless ‘Aunt Elsa’ is the name of a super-advanced computer built to take over the world that happens to have a taste for cake.
/success from here
Unless ‘Aunt Elsa’ is the name of a super-advanced computer built to take over the world, and that happens to have a taste for cake.
yeah , we pretty much got it the first time !
I didn’t…. am I slow?
Nah, I’m pretty sure SYZYGY added some original material there. Some funny original material at that.
GLaDOS?
OMG! GLaDOS is back! The cake is a lie! WTF am i saying?
you said
“OMG! GLaDOS is back! The cake is a lie!”
hope that helps
I Lol’d. Someone get me a tissue…
zomg. the cake is a lie!
(I was all like “goodbye” and you were all like “*NO WAY*”)
Gah I <3 Portal
*movie trailer voiceover*
In a world that happens to have a taste for cake…
*sigh* Rest in Peace, Don LaFontaine!
In a world where Empty Parameters run wild…
In a world where Empty Parameters don’t exist…
they are on the code to nowhere
cake hax fail….
huh??
WIN! 1337-Aunt ftw… she’ll get it!
1337 4 l_l /\/ 7 you mean
niiiiice
Now how’d that happen?
it was fate
I thought it was cake…?
Printer driver/file bug. They have edible ‘paper’ and ‘ink’ and they run it through standard inkjet printers. Generally it’s used to put photos on cakes.
This was intentional.
A person ordered the cake that way as a joke. Can’t recall the link right now, but it’s been posted up on a cake website before with the reference notes by the creator.
This site still seems to have issues understanding when something is tongue in cheek rather that “omg lol fail”.
Nope…. Found with explanation at
http://www.boingboing.net/2007/01/19/cake_printer_barfs_u.html
Stick a candle in her and she won’t notice the difference
I’m scared to know where exactly you plan to stick the aforementioned candle.
in her cake hole! where else?
Phew! For a second I thought you were going to say-
Wait. What exactly do you mean by “cake hole”?
the hole for checking Aunty’s high water mark on the candle, just to make sure its really her birthday
Ooookay. I guess that’s fine. Unless “high water mark” means something else.
you know, the mark the high water leaves when the tide goes out, same principal
This is getting disturbing.
you’re telling me, imagine how she must feel!
*closes eyes to imagine*
(sorry)
*Lights Roman candle*
*Laps and waves*
I had always thought that high water mark essentially meant bathtub ring.
no, it’s where the tide leaves a mark on your rubbers. practice safe cake holing; always wear your galoshes!
in her cake hole?!?
man, that’d b the icing on the cake!
just wait till she blows it out!
♫ With a way, hey, blow the man down! ♫
This reminds me of this restaurant Beijing built for the Olympics there. Click my name.
Translate Server Error? Sounds yummy let’s go get a bite to eat.
Their (null) is fantastic. Don’t bother with the undefined though, it’s way too There was an error processing this directive.
I think you mean “let’s go get a byte to eat.”
I suppose Aunt Elsa is a computer programmer. Thus, it is appropriate.
Happy Birthday !!
tastes like script though
She was born in 1926 ^^
And she died in 2006.
Does that make this a death cake?
not unless she died on her birthday and they quickly had to edit the parameters of the cake…
odd, I thought I had something to say let me try again with single quotes
‘‘
left me speechless, ya did
It looks as if your endif is the be-all and end-all of all ifs.
aunt elsa is the name of a super-secret adult toy.
doh!
damn my raisins tags didn’t work[/rasins]
A deer!
where? *hides*
There! A female deer!
*jumps up a a chair*
kill it! kill it quick!
I can’t! PETA or the RSPCA could be watching!
peta = people eating tasty apples
Sauer, you might want to contact Missing Persons to locate your avatar.
A female deer….
Me a name I call myself……
ray, the guy that brings the beer
Fa along way to fall down drunk…..
me, my name, I forgot my name
pssst granny is it not “so” next?
Tea a drink or perhaps a smoke
so, what I do with those seeds
La, it helps me light my tea!
tea, this tea’s so frikken awesome!
Doh!
a deer a female deer….(lets try this a gain in the right order)
Speak up, I can’t hear you.
Geek Cake!
I bet they wished they used the fax like in the old days
Telegram could have been very messy however!
Less messy than Messenger pigeon, though!
Though smoke signals may have been fun!
if only it was in france…
then they could of brought it out on the back of the main course…
snail mail… get it?!?
I could snail mail it for you, Granny’s got some deliveries to do, mind you don’t slip in the trail though
[Fail] [/Fail]
[Win] [/Win]
C:/DOS
C:/DOS/RUN
RUN/DOS/RUN!
sorry …
that always brings a smile to my lips
Damn! I got that…. I must be OLD…
Mee too.
I bet someone at the factory was quitting and wanted revenge. They cleverly changed that code into comments (by adding the exclamation points) and it managed to get by everyone else.
Mmmm my favourite… letter flavour
i bet the starter was alphabeti spaghetti…
alphabeti spaghetti despite its name tastes like tomato not alphabet and thus disappoints me
How do you know what the alphabet tastes like?
It tastes basicly the same as letter, I discovered this while on a delightful trip to the Congo in which a native offered me a strange spring of numbers (on a string) it was the most exquisite meal I have ever eaten! when I had finished I asked what that had been, he only said ‘alphabet’ and disappeared into the forest never to be seen again
Sigh… Just more fantasy Countdown. It was all a dream I tell you.
alphabets good, right up to the letter o, then it goes downhill… ewww… p flavoured…..
I enjoy a good cup of T now and again.
Just like the Two Ronnies
‘F U N E M?’
‘S I F M’
‘F U N E X?’
‘S I F X’
‘M n X’
cake maker was chef boy ardee?
Thus verily the cake is indeed not an untruth.
it’s a lie??? IT’S A LIE!!!
do you wash untruths down with uncola’s?
its her 80th birthday… i bet she couldnt even read (see?) the cake even if she wanted 2.
people have invented glasses now
The dedication is in a quite obscure Italian dialect from the North called “friulano” or “furlan”, as they say. This is particularly funny for me since my father was from that region.
what happened to him?
He recently celebrated his birthday with a cake.
he calls his dad Aunty??
*squeeze*
what you don’t?
no, but I call my aunt daddy sometimes
When people use past tense for a person it’s because he/she died. So no room for jokes, thank you.
sorry to hear that
*ticklesqueeze*
*squeals*
Thank you!
*squeeze!*
Ooh, this little piggy went wee wee wee, all over my shoes. Eeek!
not so tight!
That’s not what you said before.
In part.
It is a mix of Italian, Friulian and English.
She (aunt Elsa) is certainly a woman originated from northern Italy, Friuli Venezia Giulia region.
FRIÛL is Friuli in Friulian (LOL)
“Bon complean” is Friulian for “Happy Birthday”.
“alla più bella” is Italian for “to the most beautiful”.
“Polentona” means “she-eater of polenta” and is the nick used by others Italians for northern Italians (like americans call rednecks the people of the south of USA).
“di Ciseriis” means “of Ciseriis”. Ciseriis is a hamlet of the comune of Tarcento, near Udine, the second city of Friuli.
Finally “Avanti a cent’anni!” means “go to one hundred!”
Goood Moorrnning fellow failpeeps. I hope everyone had a good weekend? So who got lucky this weekend? I mean what good came out of your weekend.
morning!
person that baked that must have really been out of their bracket
Yes you are right gcf now someone has to deflower the cake.(not granny)
me me me me! awe
*removes flowers, replaces with shiny nuts*
There that looks much nicer.
*applies the lotion*
*looks around for the cake*
?
Try looking over in the meat section gcf.
*checks underwear*
nope, not there
Have you checked the produce aisle GF?
Well, now, that’s just bananas!
First
or not…
friulian fail
- internet
+ cabernet
pip pip, tally ho!
*sips tea*
Scone?
i think whoever made that cake must of been baked at the time…
MUST HAVE!!! NOT. MUST. OF!!!
*head explodes*
*squeeze*
I’m with you on this one, sweets.
I’d never of known you guys hated that so much.
*squeezes and flees*
There’s a reason why Dragon hates that phrase.
everyone loves cake baked by sara lee
nice fail but maybe a fake
Fake Cake? for God Sake!
It’s a programmer cake win!
I live in Binghamton, this whole town is a Fail !
be positive or else
*turns into electron*
Or what?
And the wegmans is in Johnson City….the fail is contagious!
I couldn’t have written a better script myself!
Good morning Mr Brewski. No default to you, yes you could of.
Ad lib(erate) some cake but I don’t want to mess up the icing.
Good morning Skratdaddy. Royal cream is beater then icing.
Mornin all…Hope the weekend was sweet.
Penis.
keep looking, its there somewhere
baked into the cake?
I prefer the female stripper, thank you.
I understand some strippers are contortionists, but that cake is way too small!
It could be the size of a dining-table.
Icing flowers couldn’t be that big without support thus small cake….no stripper!
*jumps out*
ta da!
*thinks back to bull fighter fail*
Tiny cake, tiny stripper…
♪Hold me closer tiny dancer!♪
*holds skratdaddy close*
hey! not those nuts!
maybe he’s looking for the cake hole?
God no, thats just wrong. Printed Cakes??. what they come up with next?? Does these even taste good ? like paper and Ink?
*stops eating rice paper dyed with food colouring*
*flees*
*picks up the rest of the toilet paper*
eeeewwwww
Hey! Corn flavour!
nomnomnom
fuarce friul!
Looks like the cake is not a lie afterall.
Definite Photoshop.
I hate photo-shop
*pop-in*
HELLO
*pop-out*
Jenny!
You’re still hanging out… *covers you*
*grabs some “HELLO” popcorn from Jenny*
*watches the show*
She’s getting the hang of it, all right!
*jiggle~~jiggle*
That is why you always comment your code, to find where errors like this are coming from.
this looks shopped. i can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time.
Bakery…
The letters do look like they are floating. Plus, you have to apply the paper to the cake – someone would have caught this before laying it on the cake. It’s not like the cake goes through the printer.
Really?
Ooooooh, My! *blushes*
You’re EXCITING!
Tell me more, *unbuttons top button*about these pixels.
Can ya, Big Boy?
Hmmmmmm?
I know about the pixels! memememememe!
…not your gum drop button!
a man walks into a bakery with a fish under his arm and asks the baker
“Excuse me, do you sell fish cakes?”
The baker replies “yes”
The man says “Good its his birthday”
Haha! It took me a 2nd time to get it…now I feel slow.
Good morning Halifax. You need a socnd coffee I think.
*hands halifax a large Tim Hortons double double.*
Eh…it’s nitey-nite for me soon anyways…good morning to you western-dwellers though.
Join us on the next fail, 5eagles!
It’s Fluffy’s birthday?
go Fluffy its your birthday
we gonna party like its your birthday
Nah, its just a really geeky dedication LOL.
Correct me if i’m wrong, but are they trying to use if statements in HTML?! and did they use the COMMENT SYNTAX!?!?!?!?
I’m from Italy, the language is italian.
x3 lawl. CakeTML
Excuse me, but, why is this a fail?
This should be a complete Win!
I would love to have a B-Day cake with badly written HTML comments on it. Or Qbasic syntax would do as well.
CATALONIA IS NOT SPAIN
did he die?
Yet another Photoshop’ed picture. The site is turning into a giant fail.
Awesome picture!
…Anyway, this cake is great,
It’s so delicious and moist…
Probably not moist and delicous. If the amount of care used for creating the print was the same as the amount of care used for the actual cake itself then the cake would have to be really dry. You could throw it at someone and it would knock them out.
If it’s a commercially sold cake, they probably have different people doing script and baking.
At last, the code for a perfect icing FAIL has been cracked.
This must be Little Bobby Tables’ birthday cake.
I LIVE IN BINGHAMTON WOAH
CODE CAEK!!!
Fake. Black icing?
Black icing is awesome! Just don’t grin immediately.
Folks!
It is a mix of Italian, Friulian and English.
She (aunt Elsa) is certainly a woman originated from northern Italy, Friuli Venezia Giulia region.
FRIÛL is Friuli in Friulian (LOL)
“Bon complean” is Friulian for “Happy Birthday”.
“alla più bella” is Italian for “to the most beautiful”.
“Polentona” means “she-eater of polenta” and is the nick used by others Italians for northern Italians (like americans call rednecks the people of the south of USA).
“di Ciseriis” means “of Ciseriis”. Ciseriis is a hamlet of the comune of Tarcento, near Udine, the second city of Friuli.
Finally “Avanti a cent’anni!” means “go to one hundred!”
Greetings from Rome, Italy
Fail of the Wekk imo.
Wow, HTML Cake, different flavors: leet, icanhaz, you name it.
Yummy. It includes 404 yeast, too.
*taste the cake*
5 eagles said:
pssst granny is it not “so” next?
Don’t look so perplexed
Why must you be vexed?
Can’t you see you’re next?
Yes you’re next…you’re so next!
(Bugs Bunny in Rabbit of Seville)
Look at the Source Code to see my comment xD
Old pic is old.
This is ancient, but funny. Doesn’t anyone even look at these tihngs?
the cake is not a lie, it’s a script
And besides, html makes me gag. I prefer my cake with extra java…
hahahahahahahah, i live in binghamton :]
these are the dumbest comments I’ve ever read.
goob! me joost gAnNaa. spek lolspek ffirn nowszy own!
A little bit of Photoshop goes a long way.
That’s HTML CODE
Apparently that code is some sort of proprietary Microsoft HTML. I’m guessing (assuming this isn’t shopped) that someone created it in Word and maybe emailed it, and whatever program was used to read/print the message didn’t hide the tags like it should have.
Did GlaDos make this cake?
I thought the cake was a lie.
I live in the unimportant town of Binghamton, Ny