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fish!
Dish!
amish
De-lish!
fish! oh wait… i fail.
Goldfish?
Yiddish!
Squish!
Quiddich?
I must ask too much of you, Harry
Wish!
We have a toe hemorrhage here
fridge?
WIN!
Winnish
Spinach!
spish
Yuckish!
Spoon…
There is no spoon….
The spoon is a lie?
Nor… Teh Cake Is A Lie ;<
now THOSE are some ghet-toes
eh, tu, check out Brute … like 4 hours ago vv … or did you forghetto to read the commenttoes*?
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*i.e., footnotes
wow them shoes look like they are a bit small for those nar toe action.
fish taco>fish
Lol, What?!?!
potatoes!
TROLL-toes! ^^
that’s what it looks like.
who takes those?
the farmer takes the wife, the wife takes the shoe…
…three to get ready , and four to go!!!
Hang on, that’s not right.
Five, six, pick up sticks.
Seven, eight, toes out straight.
*sigh* get a grip, 3H – that’s not right, either.
nine, ten, let’s do it again!
ready to be sucked on- shoe removal is not required.
I’ll pass on this one. Thank you very much.
We don’t mind sucking on toes!
(Tenacious D reference for all the heathens out there)
I don’t get it…
I betcha he don’t get it either *snickers*
now were talking double team… supreme!
Interesting footnote. The brazil nut is actually not a nut, but a seed, just masquerading as a nut! Now you know.
the almond is also a seed disguising itself as a nut.
This sure is an interesting FOOTnote…
a nut is a seed, and a seed is a nut or so I thought, but when I was little some folks called brazil nuts n—-r toes, so I wouldn’t eat them but now I think the grown-ups were really bad for teaching us kids that. But the toes sticking out of thoes shoes do appear to be on a black woman now I’m not sure if I should feel bad for thinking that……hum….? What kind of person wears shoes like that anyway…I’m just saying.
*GAG*
More or less my reaction too. I’m gonna go find a wet rag to clean the vomit off my keyboard now….
I see that either they didn’t cover it up all the way or they didn’t make enough holes.
Dude, it looks kinda painful if you ask me.
Foot growing potion seems to be working….
Like the Incredible Hulk.
Half-a-shoe lol
I thought the fail was the hideous big toe glitter at first.
I’m curious about the circumstances of the photo. Was someone surreptitiously snapping pics at the shoe store or something?
Maybe he was very interested in the floor and accidentally took this photo?
he?
Shut up Rachael.
*sorry*
ill go with a boner salad
I think I’ll have the Chef’s salad myself, with the grilled chicken.
I would like a waldorf salad please.
you spelled “dwarf” wrong
Ghettoe.
Word.
Noun.
Adjective.
Conjunction.
Verb.
Preposition.
Adverb.
Interjection!
Adverb.
Well…I failed.
♫ Conjunction Junction, what’s your function?
Hookin’ up words, and phrases, and clauses!♫
Distraction is an obstruction to the construction.
Aja
Seems YOU were distracted!
Lolly, lolly, lolly, get your adverbs here!
See, the Chinese made a special way of doing that, and you obviously did it wrong…
Anyways, what’s up, peeps?
I just finished watching Watchmen.
I wanted to like it but I kept getting up and wandering away. I wonder if I needed to be educated about the story before I watched the movie.
Someone is in serious denial about her shoe size…
But, they are like sooo cute! They didn’t have my size, but they were like ON SALE. I mean, they still look cute … right??
Hmm … some little piggie best stay away from the market.
Hilarious!
WRONG!!!!!!
where are my ruby slippers anyway I’d really like to get the f— out of here
I’ve been guilty of wearing shoes a size or two too small (you mean your toes aren’t supposed to be smushed up at the end of the shoe?!) but never this bad.
You peep, you pay.
heh … lol control fail …
seriously :[
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(this may double-post, i forget Failblog must moderate suspicious links … to its own site …)
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Thought it was you but wasn’t sure. Now that you’re referencing your old comments, I know for sure.
*winks*
We’re serious.
OH GOD NOOOOOOOOO!!! that looks painful as hell *cringes*
Ouch. That looks painful..
clown eating a banana sandwich
This isn’t Broken Picture Telephone, you know.
That sure would be fun, though!
Cinerellas bad sis’ should really buy their own shoes!
i agree
more like toe fail!
I need refund for this defective shoes from CHINA.
Either you’re using the wrong word (this), or there’s a new substance called “shoes” from China.
Pretty toes! ………………….. NOT!
My British mom would say “That’s like trying to put a quart into a pint pot!”
Yeah, she’d say that… she also says, when someone is being useless, “You’re like a fart in a colander an can’t get out for the holes!”
Puzzle that one out!
That’s what moms are good at. I need to work on my phrases…
My mom was Irish, I can’t repeat the phrases she used here without being moderated.
Yeah, I didn’t go into some of the more colorful ones. Last night, she was knitting and was dropping stitches, and kept saying “Well bugger me!” Haha….
I once tried to tell my mother what bugger actually means. She refused to listen and still insists on calling people little buggers.
My mother does that too… when I was in highschool, she still called my friends “little friends”. She’d be on the phone, and she’d say, “Fran has one of her little friends over,”
She probably still does. “Fran is living with one of her little friends,”
That would be my hillybilly grandfather. “Ten pounds of sh!t in a five pound sack.”
My grandmother says that tired people look like ‘ a cat with sore eyes’
and if you ran fast you were ‘slick as a mole – slick as a mole I tell ya!’
I’ve been compiling a list of things my grandpa says. It is getting, well, interesting.
(You should come join us on the new fail)
My uncle said the same thing. It was called a “Blivit” Yeh I know the spelling is wrong!!!
My son’s infant school diary had the words “Mum was sitting on the stares swaring “
Would that be your own son’s memoirs?
anni!
*mind boggles at the thought of annipuss swearing* maybe it didn’t happen that often and that’s why your son decided it rated a mention in his diary! 
Was this a dude wearing his girlfriends shoes?
Only if he let her paint his toes with glitter!
So only the ladies are allowed to wear cute shoes and paint their toes with glitter? Philistine….
*puts his size 10 toes back into his size 2 shoe* dang it
Peek-a-boo!
HA HA HA HA HA HA!:-O
Woopsy! Haha, loved it.
)
That’s hot.
Why dont you take a look at my new cute lil peep shoes.
Yeah oka…OMFG ITS HIDEOUS
FAKE!!!
ye olde faux toe shoppe
That was excellent.
Yup, definitely.
Only in my imagination does this look like my play-doh spaghetti machine from childhood (please excuse my brain- it has been overworked today….going a bit weird to say the least)
Only in my !magination does this look like my play-doh spaghetti machine from childhood (please excuse my brain- it has been overworked today….going a bit weird to say the least)
Thanks. You just made me *erp* a little.
sorry *squeeze* *headache*
Man, you had some nasty play-doh.
Prince Charming needs to move on–she ain’t the one.
She does have lovely toes. All three of them.
It would be even more fantastic if they were webbed.
How do you know they aren’t?
Is she the rare human/sloth/frog cross breed?
The question shouldn’t be whether or not he/she died. Instead, one should ask did the shoe explode from the pressure and die.
You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
Believe me.
There are ways. Dude.
Awesome.
but but but but where will i put them?
*looks at fingers*
here?
I’m a size 6, dammit! Don’t you bring those size 10s over here! I’m a 6!
“Yes ma’am, and those size 3 jeans fit you perfectly. The two pairs you ripped must have been defective…”
Air… neeeeed aiiiirrrr.
now THOSE are some ghet-toes.
Does the gray part that she’s standing on look like it’s elevated? Could this be a fashion show? The broken toes would help make her fierce!
So I’m gathering from all the comments that the shoe was the fail. I’m quite surprised by this. I thought the fail was the Legally Blondes ad that popped up. Maybe I just got a bonus fail?
bonus fail wins!!!!
I’m seriously wondering if she’s actually missing 2 of her toes. I mean, in order for them to be proportional to her foot, it seems as if they wouldn’t fit. So maybe her other toes are really, really small, but maybe she’s missing them? I would imagine that it’s hard to find dress shoes when your feet are missing some appendages.
I loves me some hoodrat feet.
COMMENT ABSOLUTELY WIN!
I’m pretty positive that this picture was taken somewhere along or in Mexico.
Ewww!! XP
asdasd
….. I’ll never understand fashion
those toes are just nasty. don’t you think that a person would not wear a shoe that disfigures you feet… and this is why men are smarter than woman cause only they would think that deformed feet is sexy.
Oh, honey, no.
…who would even take a picture of a foot anyway??
OMG THOSE ARE PAYLESS SHOES! I work there, and those shoes were bad WITHOUT being two sizes too small!
I was waiting for someone else who works there to be on this thread! They ARE horrible, I can’t walk in them and they look awful on me.
(Despite my username I’m female…yes.)
I know! When my manager told me we got some navy blue pumps in (i had been looking for some) I was sooo excited! But these were indeed awful. They were ridiculously uncomfortable!
ROFL… I saw a women with a similar problem except it was just her big toe sticking out. It grossed us out though b/c that toe was freakin HUGE and was poking out at least 1.5inches.
Nice shoos, stupid toes go back in hole.
Double-fail. One for the toenails too.
Shoes do come in larger sizes, yanno
X-zatly
Does this person actually think she looks good? Strongest I have seen dellusion since one of those pathetic American Idol-failures.
Your mamma’s feet so nasty, they eat the odor eaters!
Dey so big her boat shoes are a class II vessel.
LMAO
I actually own these shoes, and they fit fine for me. No ridiculous toes sticking out like that lmao
I bet this is your foot we are giggling over.
Ooh, ICK!
Somebody must be in total denial about her shoe size, or she must have had an amputation to further support it: Good Lord, how horrible looking!
Ha! I posted a different picture of the same hot mess-ness this morning on my bad fashion site: http://stopnreflect.com/2009/07/27/scrapers/
Apparently it is an epidemic
We know only a Mexican or a Nagger would be stupid enough to do this!
Your racism and stereotype fails.
I am Mexican and I wouldn’t touch those shoes.
Then Cinderella’s older sister tried on the shoe and it.. easily… slipped.. come on! on .. her.. nggggg… foot.
Here we go. Where is the coach? I can’t possibly walk.
This is exactly why birds shouldn’t wear shows.
“We know only a Mexican or a Nagger would be stupid enough to do this!” ~~~~~~~~~~~
Total and absolute COMMENT FAIL!!!!
Another victim of the “one size fits all” conspiracy.
Hahahaha, making toe spaghetti
Dis-Gus-Ting !
Extreme Toe Jam
eww…
The Call of Foothulhu….
Hilarious! Is the peep toe small or is the peeping toe too big?! That be the Q…
Great post! I just want to say that there are people who didn’t recognize the opportunity in their life but still succeed. And other people who recognize it but still failed because they’re afraid to explore and try it. Keep posting!
doesn’t that hurt?!
hahaha that is ridiculous…that will hurts actually…FAIL!!!
I love the fact the the toenails are painted.
Why is it that the content jogs my memory of some other related the one which I read elsewhere?
maybe she only has those three toes… O_O
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