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OMG MOMKAYS OMG OMG
note the “side mirror” (or whatever you call it)
things just aren’t looking up for the driver
even worse… her umm… adult toy is on the ground too!!! I’m sure the zoo keepers will get a laugh outta that or the baboons will have one wild party….
I’m not seeing the adult toy.. unless you’re referring to one of the monkeys..
I was taught in College Fail there’s wood enough within.
See you learn something every day. I learned a lot on peep shoe.
Yikes! I hope I wasn’t your teacher. :/
Noop…that was I. It’s a documented fact that Caliban can, in fact, learn things. We have the curses to prove it.
You’re right, there is no adult toy. I just wanted to make you look for it!
hahah
Great. Now I strained my good eye. Thanks.
And after injuring the other one the other day, you’re now blind!!! AAAAHHHH! Jenny! Follow my voice!
I’m over here!
huh!! WHAT… You sould like the AFLAC duck.
AFLAC-C-C-C-C-C-C-C
>>flees<<
Fail. If you even followed the link, that’s safari staff doing a test to see if the baboons can open the roofbox. That’s just a bunch of crap they put in there, why would they put an adult toy in it?
… once they’re finished with the clothes. She’s next!
It’s only a matter of time until they get the car open
They’re good at hatching schemes.
Hit the accelerator and make that cargo!!
Watch the video (down thread) –its a total WIN –
master thieves these baboons are.
Lots of clothes these baboons steal
Total mess these baboons make.
..::BABOONS MUST BE DESTROYED::..
Actually, they were just talking on the news last night, this was actually a demonstration, to show what could happen, and why you shouldn’t use those ‘burger’ cases on top of your car. Just an FYI, this isn’t actual fail or win until someone unexpecting does it.
Actually — just an FYI — Hasabrain knows all about it, actually.
VV
Moar liek “knowsley” all about it, akshully.
*hurls hope into the ICHC hallway*
You can just stay out here until you learn to follow the rules!!
Rules are kinda fuzzy for this guy.
I like him though, so he’s just in time out.
lol … if you only knew
I’m fairly certain you’re a regular in disguise, I’m just not sure who.
Instead of TMI you seem to have Too Less Information. My mind got Fuzzy on the concept but maybe medi(catee)s would help.
Well, you know, safety third:
Be careful when it comes to babo… um skwerrls.
Hey — she’s not one of ours … at lkeast not a regular. All regular ICHC peeps know when to say when. Or, something like that.
But — she (he?) is welcome at ICHC anytime …
(S)he is welcome here too, at least by me. Some things have a proper place though, and lolspeak’s is ICHC. I just believe in the NCIS method of correcting error.
Hey Jimbo — I was not taking issue with your correction — slaps to the back of the head can be helpful from time to time…. Better to let someone know the rules that continue to aggravate others …
Oh I know that, I just love that show.
New people are new, and old people are old. Right?
What, do you think somebody is masquerading again Jimbo? It does happen now and again, but I really don’t like it when people do that (unless for humorous effect or to avoid stalkers)
I think the object is humor, but I’m having trouble keeping up with all the puns. Don’t even get me started on who exactly is making them.
If only it were that cut and dry…
*Brewski squeeze! *
Sure, I’d like a cut and dry. Just a little off the top please.
*squeeze!*
*snip…snippity-snip…snip…SNIP!!!*
Um. Woops.
*hides all the failblog mirrors*
Let me help.
*clicks on electric clippers*
*hummmmmm-ZZZZZSHHHHhh-hmmmmm*
Uh, yeah…dats better.
*runsawaywithquickness*
*giggles w/ hand over mouth*
Yeah it even looks like a demonstration. The woman in the car needs to practice her ’shocked’ face.
Baboons will flaunt your underwear and adult toys. Just one of the many reasons not to use a ‘burger’ case LOL
When we went thorugh the baboons in our mini van, they tore off a chunck of weather stripping. They’ll grab whatever they can get their hands on..
umm… I actually saw this, they were running a demonstration to show that baboons have the ability of opening compartments for people that think this is not possible.
but hey, it must to have happened enough times that they felt a need to make a demonstration to inform people.
Are they good at picking locks then? Because if you have one of those and don’t lock it up you’re dumb enough already, never mind driving through a safari park with it still in place, unlocked, and full of stuff.
The baboons are notorious for this sort of thing already, why would you expect them NOT to do it?
The basic design is similar to a motorcycle top-box after all, and I’d quite appreciate having a baboon butler around to get those sodding trick-catch things open …. once I’d unlocked it and hidden the key away, that is.
now where did i leave my monk keys?
Monk key, what would a monk key be? I know! BEER!
*hands love a beer*
Did somebody say beer?
*beers Judy*
WHAT?! They’re handing out beers? Why didn’t anybody call me!!
*queues up*
*holds out extra-large beer stein*
*fills stein*
We were waiting for you to land. Have a good flight?
Could you please do a little Beijing-style weather engineering? Thunderstorms seem to be wreaking havoc at Newark Airport. I can’t get out of here!!!!
But they do have some very nice warehouses, or so I’ve heard. Maybe I’ll do some sightseeing.
*hands brew whatever brew he wants*
Up till 5 minutes ago I was digging trenches for the gaas and electrical lines for the pool.
Thanks!!
*guzzles it down*
I’ve been sitting on my ass for 24 hours straight. My flight was cancelled and now I’m stuck in Newark. Flying sucks.
AHHHH!!! What kind of monster would strand you in New Jersey!! One word, langoliers!
Langoliers – another great idea that has a floppy ending.
kinda like my ex boyfriend….
I didn’t beer that.
Poor foaming coverage?
Not sure what is brewing.
But things are coming to a head!
There sure is a lager mischief going on with those monkeys!
I think they have more mischief on tap.
They’ve barley started! If they have more mischief in mind they’d better hop to it!
I think it is still brewing – I hope the worst of it gets filtered out.
You got to love cheeky monkeys, worts and all.
I heard them shout “SPARGE!!!” right before they attacked.
Ale get back to you on that one
Can you beer me now?
*hands Elsa a beer*
Oh, thanks! A dark beer I hope!!
Yes, I por ter just for you!
Yum — I hate pilsners – only ales and darker beer for me …
Honestly, I’ll drink any beer placed in front of me. Given the choice though, I want a good, hearty ale.
I like both! I’m an equal-opportunity beer connosieur!!
heh … Chimay’zing
*toasts and mugs*
*toast*
*downs beer*
Cheers!
Better stick to fuzzy drink.
A Stéphanie by any other name would be as nonpareil.
Next to nun.
nonesuch luck … if she’s a tantrika
Next to nun.. uhhh.. is it a vicar?
No, the vicar has the pokey.
Whoa, if that the case he mitre want to tell his partners to get tested.
Shoulda been a more poquito potato, in the end.
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*makes note to proceed with ecclesiastic caudal shun*
Stupid baboons… >_>
Baboon FAIL! It would have been a WIN if there was any food in that luggage
look at that poor woman’s face! she’s scared as hell
Although that was my first thought. My second was, “why didn’t she keep driving before this turned to fail?”
probable some PETA supporter…..and look what it gets her *snickers*
She probably wanted to stop and pet them… but this happened instead.
they look like they are goin’ apesh*t on her!
My impression is the she was just standing still looking at the cute monkeys. Then they found the contents of her box.
Still….maybe they oughta put her in the zoo?
GASP!
*switches off Roadkill’s innuendomatic 3000 before someone gets hurt*
Too late. The monkeys got it and are turning the volume to 11.
^ I’d spinal tap that.
She’s one fine fillet, but perhaps you should explore whether she’s fin with such a comment.
*makes note to proceed carefully with caudal shunt*
Indeed you should hope, or you’ll end up hoisted on your own pike.
*squeezes the Admiral, wags tailfin*
*dorsalfinsqueeze*
So…What’s the deal with hope?? He/she seems a bit too seasoned for a newbie.
*suspicious*
“Hope” is the guy who gave us the cold fuzzy shoulder a couple of days ago when he came on to say hello to SaraJ.
*squeezes Brewski*
I hope your travel plans get straightened out soon!!
I do believe you have the frosting on the wrong shoo-shoo shoulders, my dear Dragon. A couple FB’ers asked Fuzz to leave some months ago, so he did.
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Seeing Sara’s smiling asse here on a recent traipse, though, he was moved to incarnate his old avatar to offer her a metta message; Fuzz and Sara’s warm-witted palaver predates more frigid seasons here.
I expect more from someone who longs for the Failblog of old where commenters were regularly driven off the blog with embarrassment from making the smallest error or transgression. You’ve repeatedly shown disdain for the regulars here. Your friends of old live in the present and have been pricked by your attitude, actions, and masquerades. What’s in a name? A rose by any other name would smell as sweet and bear the same thorns. When YOU are ready to apologize for the way you’ve been behaving you may see the winter of our discontent.
*once again squeezes the Admiral*
I’m genuinely baffled. There’s always a good deal of projection in situations like this, but something’s now gotten way off the rails.
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I was never a fan of driving off or embarrassing anyone for small errors. (Trolls slinging vapid ugliness around were a different matter.) I enjoyed the mind-stretching word play and multi-entendered exchanges, the sometime offerings of arcane and entertaining trivia (à la TMI), and the occasional beautiful expressions of respectful and intelligent kindness.
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Creative insults and playful bendings of unintended meanings and humorous misspellings were the coin of the realm back when I was first posting regularly as Fuzz (à la the Burn of the Week), but it was always the creativity and playfulness in it that I was attracted by, not unkindness.
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Over time, I personally became restless with the increasing percentage of tea-party type extended exchanges and the repeated episodes of lengthy role-playing games. Those just aren’t so entertaining to me, and I made some efforts to nudge FB away from those trends as they arose. My efforts proved not effective, and some found them annoying. But even then, with, for example, my teasing critiques of crass and redundant references to, say sticking a tongue in someone’s a$$, along with my express preference for allusions to Beethoven and Kubrick, instead (I forget which Fail that was, but it was then I got accused of “egotism” and told by a couple folks I should leave Failblog) — even then, it was a matter of personal taste and preference. The environment here had simply changed. And that’s neither right nor wrong. It just wasn’t as fun for me anymore, and when I was then perceived on top of that as being full of hubris for having a preference for the way it once had been, that was an added unpleasantness and it felt a waste of time to fight such things.
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Fuzz on the Concept was the persona I used most often back in the day, but it was of course a persona. When it became more inconsistently enjoyable for me to play and participate here, that ambivalence was reflected in me using other voices and monikers from time to time. But for anyone to construct that as something to be offended by—let alone demand an apology for—well, again, it speaks of a rather unfortunate degree of projective misinterpretation. I am disinclined to apologize for intentions I did not in fact carry, but I am saddened that such actions were interpreted by once virtual friends as something offensive.
Oh. My. God.
You guys never told me there was a FB Villian!
But seriously, Dave, the first two paragraphs only made me laugh because I thought of them in a Semi-French accent.
Qwazi à la modo, mon cremé de chou,
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Oui si, ici … ze internets are ze semi-serious businesses. :[
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Were that this monk were seen no evil.
Fuzz, I was going to write you an lengthy answer, but Qwaz has me in stitches here… “I thought the first two paragraphs in a French accent” ROFL…
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Anyways… When I first started reading Failblog, over a year ago, I thought you were the smartest, funniest person I ever had the pleasure to read. In fact, you are the reason I lurked for over 3 months before finally starting to comment. I felt unworthy.
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Then you disappeared, with no explanation, and I missed you. Missed you terribly. And one day you came back, and I was overjoyed.
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But you changed. From the smart, witty person we knew and loved, you turned into someone who THOUGHT he was smart and witty. You were crass, and insensitive, you thought the sun shined out of your butt. And you had more than one persona. You had a bunch of them, some bigger asses than others. I don’t know what gives you that sense of entitlement, and what joy you might get from it.
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I feel betrayed every time I find you have been lurking and using a new name. I don’t know what you try to gain from that. While I’m not a fan of the tea party exchanges either, your attitude toward them is condescending. Hell, your attitude towards everyone is condescending.
I’m relieved to learn the problem is a collective hallucination, and that you’re blameless for the state of your relationships here.
*wonders how long Fluffies ‘legnthy reply would have been*
When I get bored w/ the tea party stuff I just scroll past it. It makes other people happy and is not harmful to anyone so I just fly by it when I’m not in the mood. Would this not be possible for Fuzz Dave too?
While I do not know the history between you “regulars”. I notice that you are all great and intelligent people. Differences aside can we not let a grudge go? He did you wrong, one doesn’t like the atmosphere. You guys are too good for this. Great minds squabbling over a small issue, it is sad to see what could be go to waste. Having just witnessed, by simple word choice what you can do, both sides, well you are denying us others the wonderment of you working together. This electric playground is for all of us to share can it not be done in a happy manner?
*sticks finger in electric playground*
BbbzzZzzZZ
BbbzzZzzZZ
BbbzzZzzZZ
Hmmm, I guess nobody’s home.
*goes to bed*
Yeah…what the Emperor said.
There is a time for speaking, and a time for keeping silent. It is absolutely amazing to me how many people don’t know this simple fact.
The time for keeping silent comes immediately after the admission that you don’t know anything about the subject, event, or situation at hand.
Can’t we all just get along?
Maybe this picture of breasts will help: (.)(.)
THANKS! But but but…….the baboons got it!
OMFG!
Babbons & Innuendo DO NOT MIX!! RUN AWAY!
THEY TURNED IT TO 11!!
*universe implodes*
WAIT
LOOK 
HOORAY for the DUNG BEETLES! 
*points a massively huge large BALL of DUNG*
*watches as it plugs up and stops the universal implosion*
Scarably Bob is not one put too fine a points a on things.
Say what? Now you’re sounding like 5eagles.
(no slight intended to 5eagles, english isn’t his first language)
That..is quite……just….wow! That, that is a lot of dung.
I don’t wanna go there!
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really!
*holds nose*
*wanders off*
Why am I thinking of the old skit (was it on The Edge, or the first season of Mad TV) of “Whose Ass is it Anyway?”, about a man who had to have a Baboon’s transplanted, and every time they got to the A-word in the skit, it was dubbed over badly with “BUTTOCKS”?
Ah, I’ve found my twin!
I could find innuendo in the START missle treaties, or maybe NAFTA.
Hmmm. Free trade? Wanna swap for a night?
Nothing wrong with finding the innuendo. We like to hang out in the gutter around these parts.
Isn’t it just terrible? Aren’t we simply despicable? I’m really shocked by you all.
*flashes Ms B*
*gives Ms B a wedgie and 5 squeezes*
Don’t go and get her undies in a wad. Hee.
Now she might go and remove them a la friday.
She’s not the driver – this is an English photograph, the driver’s on the other side.
“I’m sorry, miss. We couldn’t find your missing sock.”
*pokes monkey poo with a stick*
I believe I found that sock sir!
looks like some monkey business to me!
*squeegee*
Now is when we need the monkey emoticon!!
Damn the injustice of it alllllll.
Why Jenny, you can have anything you want if you just use your imagination!
:monkey:
See? You can always have the monkey back if you just believe…
^0^ My imagination made a bat. Oh well I am over it now.
Wanna go for a ride on the party-pony?
I have a better idea
*swoops in a picks up Jenny*
*flies off*
Nobody move, I lost an “n” and a “d” around here somewhere.
Hmmmm… *wonders why Jimbo flew away with Jenny and left Someone Nicer than Jenny behind* well, come one Someoen Nicer, lets go to lunch!
Wheeeeee this is fun. Now I know why they call you the man of steel.
*bing, bing*
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Meanwhile, Jenny’s alter ego Someone Nicer joins Elsa_Mama for a tasty lunch at the Sweet Peppers deli.
*performs aerobatics*
*steals a smooch*
*gently lowers Jenny to the ground*
*shivers*
*gets goosebumps*
*is not cold*
*gallantly flies off into the sunset*
That’s pretty excellent.
Your avatar is gonna give me nightmares
Hey! *waves* You sure your name isn’t “Ragudandy?”
*licks Roadkill*
Roadkill is goodenough for me – just needs so me ragu.
Now all the Darwinists are gonna point to this as proof
*wonders* hmmm u think I could hire those baboons to do the same to my boss……….
Who let the monkeys out of the box?
*puts hands behind back* what?
I’m going to say it was the weasel in the mulberry bush with a *pop.*
*thinks about having a grinder for lunch*
*hears creepy music in head, and ponders about a monkey sandwhich*
and you said my evil monkey minions were a mistake!
don’t forget the evil laugh!
Minions are simply no fun if you don’t have an evil laugh to go along with them.
I think a cackle would be appropriate here…
*cackles*
*vigorously pats Jenny on the back*
*hands her a glass of water*
This should help that cackle. You should see a doctor of it gets worse though.
I can’t tell you how many times I’ve choked on water and to then been advised to drink more water.
That statement doesn’t seem right, but I don’t know what I did wrong.
To be, or not to be: that is the question…
There it is! Thank you, kind Admiral.
I have a preposition for you…
Oh wait! I see you have one already. Nemmind.
It is funny cause that is exactly how I felt last night when we were talking about the concrete river being the solution to a problem cause by over-paving a city and destroying the natural flow of water.
Maybe it’s something in the water?
These evil monkey minions would be the Baum if they had wings.
I’ll be Frank here AA, these pun runs will land you in helL.
When they were filming The Wizard of Oz, they needed a coat for the Professor Marvel character.
So the wardrobe people went to some second-hand stores, looking for a nice looking coat that would be all tattered. They found a bunch, and brought them back to the set. The actor who played Professor Marvel (and also the Wizard of Oz), tried one of them on, and it fit perfectly, and they shot the scene.
Later the actor turned out the pocket and found that the coat used to belong to L. Frank Baum.
When they finished shooting the movie, they presented the coat to the widow of L. Frank Baum.
That is a sweet story. Kinda makes AA’s statement strange though.
Don’t make me toss a bucket of water on you!
Water? Oh, and here I was getting buttcream ready for the monkey B(a)um.
*gallops down the yellow brick road on my party-pony*
Buttcream — someone have diaper rash??
This was done intentionally by a zoo in the UK to demonstrate to visitors the dangers of taking in roof boxes. Was in the paper last week. Still pretty epic though :p
so….the zoo…supports…a…trailer company, doesn’t it? another conspiracy nipped in the bud!
Eleven minutes. It was fun while it lasted.
yeah.. you woulda thunk they could give us at least half an hour of partying…
Hasabrain is the grumpy old lady banging her broom on the floor. “You rotten kids! Turn down that music!”
And “Get offa my lawn!”
I thought her face looked a little over-acted.
That’s what he said.
I don’t think so — he never knows when she’s faking!
“I’ll have what she’s having.”
Beige. I think I’ll paint the ceiling beige.
Blue sheets… yes, I think we should get some blue sheets for the bed.
OK, I’m going to go WAY out on a limb and claim I can tell when she’s faking!
(BTW, Sally did a crappy job of faking it, even if she was very emotive and loud)
But, can you tell when the GUY is faking it??
*snork*…we just had this conversation the other day!
Just once, I’d like to hear “O Sweet Mystery of Life…”
He forgets to yell ‘bombs away!’
why does this photo remind me of the nice “spider-shot-on-the-car-roof-scene” in Arac Attack??!!!… srlsy… the monkeys are lucky that obiously nobody had a smg handy… (sheesh, i know this joke is unfitting; nonetheless but FUNNY
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That out to teach you to enjoy a family trip. Next time stay at home and be boring. It is safer.
Looks indeed like a damned spot to be out, um, in.
Moar liek a damned out has been spotted, akshully.
*smacks hope on the back of the head for lolspeaking*
Lolcats and Loldogs are down the hall to the left. Next time you feel the urge to do that, relieve it there.
You’re oughta your league here, superman.
outta?
oughta oughta — we be in a damning spot
Are you outta gaas? Please read the entire thread.
Feel her up please. Premium g-ass.
Just top it off to the line labeled g-spot.
When nature picks through your luggage. A new series on Animal Planet.
This was a demo by park officals about the danger of going through the preserve with one of these carriers installed.
http://www.china.org.cn/pictures/2009-07/21/content_18173845.htm
See, now this guy gave us half an hour. Didn’t bother to read the previous comments, but at least allowed us some time to have fun.
And eleven plus eleven minutes since Aja’s eleven minutes.
Yes, I know that demo. It’s still funny, though.
Uhuh… the UK is full of wild baboons, beware!
Yes, they’re called the irish! (I know, bad form. I couldn’t resist it though. Hopefully GV doesn’t get on today.)
Very bad form Jimbo. *earflick*
Gibraltar is well-known for monkeys/baboons/primates-of-some-sort. But that’s a long way from the U.K.
Wow…you just keep surpassing yourself, don’t you?
First!
Housewives caught trying to smuggle baboons out of County Zoo!
A sophisticated group of housewives were caught on tape today while in the process of stealing off with an entire troop of young Silver Baboons, which are both sacred and endangered! Luckily for these poor young mammals, these greedy women overloaded their cargo carrier and in their zeal to make a quick get away, failed to secure the lock.
Witnesses say that just as their speeding getaway car turned the corner they encountered the baboon mothers on their way back from the used clothing sale at the zoo fair. As fate would have it the carrier popped open and baboon children exploded out in front of their mothers! Charges and arraignment are pending until Monday.
Ahh, now we get the real story. No more silly rumors about zoo officials planning this. Trust Skwerlly Bob to set the record straight!
Well, *blushes* I was there! I was there at the County Zoo …um… …ahhh… filming a uh… “wildlife” movie when the incident occurred! So, I got it all on tape! The Zoo Officials are trying to keep it “hush hush,” especially after the mysterious abduction of the entire population of the Dung Beetle Habitat!
OH! Anyone in the market for my newly released movie?
“Skwerll Girls Gone Wild!” AVAILABLE NOW!
Note: Includes FREE, the Short Segment “Pissed Off Baboon Mommies“
Can you tell me the codes for changing font color? I’ve looked and looked.
AVAILABLE NOW!: … it’s “a” and “/a” (placed between an “is less than” sign, <, and an "is greater than" sign)
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… and, btw, you can view the code tags for pretty much everything appearing here in the comments by going under "View/Page Source" (at least in Firefox).
Hmmm…
Can we get other colors?
Actually, the “a” tags are really intended to be used for embedding links (that’s why your cursor will change when you put it over your Hmmm…); that’s the reason those show up as blue.
I recognized the “a” tag as in href. Seems WordPress doesn’t incorporate a bunch of html tags, just some. Thanks for the clue though!
No. I’ve tried. And hope is right, blue is just because you’re entering a link, without the link (although you can put in a link if you want)
This is from the movie Jumanji. Nuff said.
I don’t care what Nuff said!
It’s pronounced “No”.
lol pwnd
Holy shit.
This is awesome.
HOLY SHIT!? Where?
The Holy Outhouse.
At the Holy Construction Site.
reminds me the good ol school trips to knowsley safari wer the rented coach wud be destroyed an the monkeys wud crap in the windows…… good times.
WIN??? ARE YOU CRAZY? If you ever were to South Africa: They can beat the living crap outta ya! If you ever are in such a situation: RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!! I have seen them raid houses, and *RIP A FREAKING DOG INTO PIECES* right on the middle of the street! They are aggressive little assholes, not much less dangerous (in packs) than a tiger.
This is not freaking funny, people! Not at all!
It most certainly is a win if you’re a baboon looking for a nice new blouse…
Shit man, u’ve seen some action in your life bro!
It has to be funny! I am laughing!
Happy Sunday to you!
He’s mad cuz he cut his barefoot on something.
I once saw a guy try to open a jar of salsa in a paved parking lot by standing on the lid and twirling. THEN he said that he would help it keep from getting infected by sticking his foot in the campfire!!!!
*talk about anti-drug campaign in real life*
Barefoot may very well be this same person.
It is moments like those you REALLY wish you hav a camera for.
*Nudges ‘e’ into above statement*
Actually, I just wanted to escape.
What could someone so incompetent do to you?
“Heaven save us from well-meaning fools….”
“…In other words, ‘Get these lunatics away from me, yo.’”
Actually I was afraid that he would injure himself further than a cut/burn on the bottom of his foot. I didn’t want to witness that.
Luckily after the fire he laid down and passed out. The other ladies and I cleaned and wrapped the damaged foot and when he woke up he didn’t believe it until he saw it.
Oh gosh. I’d floor it.
I’ve gotta wonder what would happen if they honked the horn.
Wow thats some serious monkey business!
You all fail. This was an image released by Nosely Safari Park. It’s all staged!
This was in the Metro newspaper last week, The people in the car are zoo keepers, they did this as a display and why not to go in the enclosure with a roof box, none the less its hilarious.
Sadly, a fake fail.
Ok lets count how many people feel that this fact is relevant to anything related to FB — so far this one is number 4!
Actually — I am glad for the video — it is even a better WIN that the picture… Very funny even it was staged! Do you think anyone went in and tried to collect all the clothes back – that’s a video I would like to see …
Yeah, the video is excellent. At 0:56 it looks like one of the monkeys is throwing another monkey out of the roof thingie.
Yea — I saw that too. And at one point a big monley jumps on the top and squishes the monkeys inside — video is a win!!
For a minute there I thought one was gonna try to put on a shirt, then he just dragged it along the ground.
I just got back from Wal-mart and that exact same thing was happening on the clearance isle.
My dear, for that you get a *snorkilopolis*
I was thinking Christmas door-buster sale.
IT’S MINE! I WAS HERE FIRST!!!
*grabs canned yams*
*runs to register*
You buy canned yams at a Christmas Door Buster sale????
It really IS Christmas in July!
Only when Jenny is around!
You only buy yams when Jenny is around???
*snork!*
And *squeeeze*…I was thinking of you earlier today. Hope you’re holding up okay!
I am hanging in there. Matt is at a crossroads I think. Either the new treatment is going to start working and he will get over the bump in the road that is blocking him right now and start to get better – or it won ‘t and then well … he will be a peace.
Your failfriends are pulling for him, Elsa_Mama. Many, many of us here care about Matt and you, and we do appreciate you taking the time to keep us informed.
*squeeeze*
This sounds like a job for Super-Jenny!
*Super-squeeze*
I just got soap in my pee hole
Now would be a good time to rinse.
Way to break man code. You never talk about that if it can be avoided, to spare the rest of us the sympathy pain.
Funny, statements like that are actually welcome here. This be FAILBlog after all.
Testing one three two.
Answering A – C – B.
Roman testing I, II, III,
Integer testing -1, -2, -3
Nonsense testing Shwam, Doo, Two’n Hief
Schfifty five!
Yes!
I was worried I’d have to post a video.
Jimbo! What is that a reference to? I know it, but I can’t place it! Isn’t it a stick-figure music video or something?
Allow me!
hermmmm. I don’t know what to say about that one.
Say nothing. Just let your brain cells melt away…
I can imagine her waiting around for them to leave and then one baboon getting caught in the top part. Then, when she’s driven off and opens it up, BAM! Face full of monkey!
First!!!
sorry
you missed it by just a little bit
Wow…now they only need wings, and it’ll truly be the attack of flying monkeys.
OR, you could just think they have wings! Here, eat this mushroom real quick.
Wouldn’t that be a reference to another film/ book?
Im out guys. See ya’ll tomorrow.
*Sigh* I’m so glad tommorrow’s monday.
I’m here, and I feel your pain, Qwaz.
*pat pat*
*squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezes friends*
*squeezes back*
Gotta run, hope to catch a plane out of this purgatory known as Newark. Last 2 didn’t pan out. Thunderstorms.
Wish me luck!
LUCK!!
*smooch*
Consider that a good luck smooch.
Hello GEICO? Yah you are not going to believe this but….
… The person in the car looks like a corpse.
Haha! Actually, this would have been funnier if it hadn’t been in the Daily Mail earlier this week, and if it hadn’t been a set-up.
I think these guys work in airport security.
“What’s that I smell in your bag?? A bottle of water?!?! Terrorist! Body-cavity-search him, NOW!”
Did you see the video about United breaking some guys guitar? Its priceless (the video not the guitar)
No It Would Not be funny
I Hope They Show This On The News
I Think There Was Bananas In The Car And I Guess Thats What Set Them Off
ITTWBITCAIGTWSTO?
This is fake, it was a demonstration to go alongside a report saying that they had learned how to get into roof boxes. What they do is get the biggest Baboon to jump up on down on it until the catch releases…
At first they thought it was a fluke but after testing them, they can do it over and over again.
i saw this on the news this morning. some one editted the person in the car.
She goes crazy about entering the forest of apes. That’s a welcoming tradition of the primates. *does Boots, from Dora the Explorer*
Question for everyone on Failblog:
What is more gay, yr cats or yr puns?
I’m going with yr puns, the second lowest form of humor behind late show monologues.
it’s a family get togeather
First Harv, Its Not Fake Haven’t You Seen The Video?!?!
This was an obvious photoshop.
it’s not photoshopped, there are some places where baboons are like that, and they are every where, you don’t do anything about it, that’s the rule. you fight back, you’re asking for it.
Yes I think it is shopped, I saw this scene on german television a few days ago and there were no people in the car. So…
Oh well… never judge too early…
And she just sits there? I really doubt they are just going to skitter off and get bored.
Like many people have said, its a deliberate demonstration…
That video is photoshopped!
“all baboons want to do, is have a good time”
MY ASS!! Those things are EVIL!!
haha the guy inside the car looks plastic
Ditch digging is complete. C’mon electrical and gas people lets get those lines laid so we can get some concrete poured. Oh and can anyone take Toronto’s projected showers away?
On it!
*Runs off to weather machine*
The real WIN here is the baboon who took the picture, captioned it, and downloaded it to the site.
Anyone who thinks monkeys are cute, I refer to this picture. Then, I will tell you that monkeys in Indonesia (where much of my family lives) will break into your house, trash and eat everything, and then when you come home you have an angry monkey in your house that attacks you. Jesus christ these things suck.
oh mah goodness… heard on the radio earlier today that Sarah Palin has lost her favorite naughty monkeys… looks like the unfortunate driver of this car has found those naughty monkeys!!
Again proving animals are smarter than ppl.
lol, the fat one on the back is funny
*Looks around*
Looks as if I’m alone on this one.
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Hope Jenny’s getting some sleep, looked like she was on here for an all-nighter last night.
*sneaks up behind Qwaz*
BOO!!!!
And Dragon!
Yowza. Scared me.
And speak of the devil, Admiral’s here.
Devilishly handsome, maybe…
Yikes!
*Will refrain from Devil-Admiral comparisons*
Is there a “Thumbs up” emoticon?
Sleep is for old people HA HA HA HA HA.
*I wanna be old*
We tend to get less total sleep per day as we age.
We also find that “Nap Time” is more appealing as we age.
Is there nothing for me to look forward too???
*goes on cheesecake binge, takes a Tylenol PM*
Ok. Confession time. I went to the grocery store and bought a TON of food. But I took some deli chicken tenders and grape soda to the boat lunch for a steering wheel picnic this evening.
That was supposed to say boat launch. The boats were getting in and out of the water, not eating.
The boats you hang out with don’t eat?
That’s just freaky.
This is actually from an information-video from the zoo…Ia saw a news clip about it…it was meant to show what could happend if you don’t lock the doors and so on…
then why is there an adult toy laying on the ground??
Its just a German Warning Video of a Drive Trough Animal Park
Rape is imminent!
hahahahaahahahahha that is sooooooo funnnny
Dear god its attack of the Baboon. Go monkeys go.
The lady: OMFG!!!!!
Reminds me of airport security: They unpack, you repack.
That’s what she gets for driving in the ghetto.
What the hell is she waiting for? She should have started driving away once they jumped on her car in the first place… not after you have let them go through your stuff.
JESUS CHRIST ITS A BABOON GET IN THE CAR
This isn’t a fail. It was a demonstration setup to show people what happens to their luggage in a wildlife park in England. It was on the news here in Oz.
HAHAHAHAHAHA that is great!!!!
this picture isn’t a real
the person inside the car is a worker at the zoo and they were demonstratiing what the monkies were doing to other tourists
This would truly be a great ad for Thule car-top cases.
The that has ugly rims also comes multiple baboons.
THis is why we have a lock on ours…duh
this looks suspiciously like the test car that they sent into the park with no one in it >.>
HOLY SHIT!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
the person in the car needs to get some sun.
I’d be out there kicking monkeys like you would a puppy or a baby seal. I punt those little fur sacks from here to baboon-a-topia. I’d be like a brazillian soccer match up in that place. I’d be kickin’ so many monkeys they’d have to import monkeys from an African jungle….hell ya! – fear me monkyes…….it’s on….OH YA IT”S ON!!!
I saw this on my local news channel. The scene was set up by the zoo owners to demonstrate what could happen if you go into a monkey enclosure with one of those roof boxes on your car.
Baboon is a funny word.
looks like a bunch of kaffers to me
lol at the face.
this is fake
All they want to do is party.
this is why i hate monkeys. baboons. apes. whatever.
Shit who opened Jumanji. Now you HAVE to finish the game.
the look on his face is priceless xD
Happens to me all the time!!!
Every Darn time I leave the house!!!!!!
lol