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Both children look terrified.
I LOVE HIS BONERS!
You can have more than one?
most certainly, just glue some on
this looks wrong in so many ways :O
He’s got an armadillo in his trousers!
No no, that’s just a cucumber wrapped in tin foil. Just be sure to remove before attempting to go through airport security.
Speaking from experience, Brewski?
No no no, I always use zuchini.
That was a “Spinal Tap” reference, as was the “armadillo in the trousers”.
he must love taggy sitties
fail.
You right, it fails on multiple levels
ummm…
Unless the children are turning 50 (the banner in the background) there’s nothing wrong with having a stripper at your birthday party.
I think the fail here are the parents!
So does the Grandmother…
“Don’t worry, dearies. It’s just a swimmer. Hrm, yes.”
He definitely looks happy
Deer-in-headlights happy.
Wouldn’t YOU be terrified if she was holding YOU?
Good point. She looks like she’s about to bite the boy in her left hand!
Braaaiiins!
mmmm… grey matter goodness nomnomnom
The kids were probably scared by Granny yelling, turning red and running around.
Look how he’s smiling. He’s evil.
If he had a boner, it would be up that kids ass.
If? He’s at least half way there.
good choice, granny
get naked granny
Hey granny, do those teeth come out?
What if it’s his birthday and the ‘Entertainment’ is the Granny and kids? Happy Birthday to him indeed…
So he took the phrase “wearing your birthday suit” literally?
*sneaky squeeze*
*flees*
Come back here!
*hops into jeep*
*zooms away*
Eek!
*jumps off cliff*
*pulls parachute ripcord*
*parachute billows up to show FB logo*
*zooms off cliff*
*pushes “PARACHUTE” button*
*nothing happens*
Uh oh.
*cuts parachute cables*
*drops like a stone*
*swoops down to catch GBF before he hits the jagged rocks at the bottom*
*deploys secondary chute*
Phew, thanks KVD! I almost crashed there! I’ll drive more carefully from now o-
*crashes into tree*
*shakes head sadly*
*calls for ambulance*
*has second thoughts*
*pulls out gun and shoots the wounded man and herself in the head for continuing on such a stupid tangent*
*world becomes a slightly better place*
NO WORLD IS COMPLETE WITHOUT NORMOUS DIXES
I will call you both ambulances.
You’re ambulances!
You’re ambulances!
You’re ambulances!
*Jumps out of nowhere to catch the jeep*
*body gets crushed – cept the normous dix*
.org!
lol
Is that Don Flamenco?
LEILA! Your strippergram arrived! Woooo!
Happy Birthday!
Holy crap! Is that Granny Catflap?? *wolf whistles* Hey good looking!
*follows*
*squeezes*
*runs off*
*giggles*
Where are you going? You’re gonna miss the show!
wooohoooo! Take it off!
He already took off!
*squeezespeeps*
Not all of it.
*jamsqueeze*
I don’t think you’re ready for his jelly.
Maybe not, but I’m getting toasty thinking about it.
You probably should butter him up first though.
crusty crowd
Some syrupy sweet words in his ear should do the trick.
I would tell you what to do but you will spread it.
A lox of help you are! I need the advice!
Offer to be his Lady Marmalade.
I don’t think he’ll fall for you honeyed tongue.
*uses super strength to cram an “r” into above comment*
You misspelled jam.
I mean to replace cram and keep the thread creamy smooth.
*Cringes*
Ok, I see your point. I wouldn’t want to be accused of breaking such a (peanut) buttery smooth pun run.
I was in a sweat my comment would be misinterpreted and someone would challah at me.
No, I thought you made yourself berry clear.
Now Leila, cut that out!
Shame. Leila’s pretty cool. I thought I’d found her.
Sorry to break up the puns — am not that creative.
That’s why I usually stay out of them. Even if I do think of something, it’s rarely all that clever. No worries, we’ll put you into training.
You know that grandma wants to ditch the kids somewhere and get some action with him. ShiZZLeSnaP!! WhIp WhiP~~!
Hmmmm….how you say…Awkward? Yes.. no?
Let me see if I can get this right. M-a-l-e s-t-r-i-p-p-e-r f-o-r a c-h-i-l-d-s b-i-r-t-h-d-a-y. Did I get it?
Not unless the “child” just turned 50.
There is no age limit on childhood, thank you.
True, but that woman doesn’t strike me as a “kid at heart”. She was probably born old.
Oh, and for some reason it won’t let me reply to your other post. Let’s just say: I’m *always* up for some training.
Comments won’t nest above a certain point. Just hit the last reply you see, the comment will nest directly below the last comment in that thread. I’ll have to inform Jam that you’re to be inducted into pun run training.
Puns are not my forte. But “training” in other senses is something I quite enjoy. I suppose it depends on what I’m being “trained” to do.
Is anyone else having a problem with being redirected to other sites when they try to comment? Or is that just my work PC?
That happened to me over and over again for a few months, then it suddenly stopped. No idea why.
Gremlins? Ghost in the machine I suppose. Oh well.
I have had that a little bit, I thought I just had some spyware. Maybe FB has some.
I hvae had the same thing. I think FB is infected. I get massive redirects, and my virus scanner goes nuts with “blocked” messages. Something is not right.
It hasn’t happened to me today though. Maybe it’s fixed?
It has always only happened when I’m on failblog, never any other time. But you’re right, lately I haven’t seen it happen.
Gotta run, g’night Jimbo! Got a plane to catch in 4 hrs.
See ya tomorrow then Brewski, have a safe flight.
Nuts I tell you. It is driving me nuts- being redirected.
I get random audio messages about walmart. Only been redirected once but I though it was a mistake on my part.
Most likely spirits. In a material world.
Careful, you don’t want to give away too much information and have a demolition man come looking for you.
That happened to me, too, and I ran AVG virus scanner, (it’s free) and it stopped, after finding a bunch of viruses.
Well im shure the old woman liked having him there
Looks like a Photoshop. Still funny, mind.
Well, bab(i)es tend to move around in their panties
Hung like a baby? 7lbs 5oz.
It’s a baby on its own
this is one of the more disturbing things i have seen in the past year, and ive been in iraq for most of this year so far…
Really?! I would think as a cannibal you would have seen worse. Plus this is pretty tame for failblog.
Well, if you are there for what I think you are there for, thank you for all you have done out there.
im there for the whole war thing yeah, not too fun, but thank you hearing that makes us feel great
Does the banner on the wall say ‘Happy 50 …’? Maybe this jamoke is just what the birthday girl wanted, after all, the best things come in small packages.
it’s good to see that he finally figured out to put the potato down the front of the speedo. He wasn’t getting much action the other way.
Eye see what you mean, but eye thought he was quite a spud because of those abs.
It’s not a tuber!
I think this pun-run has been boiled and mashed!
FAIL
Who ever made this (same as first video) must have a crapload of freetime.
I don’t think very much time planning or brains has gone into either video.
Hi everybody!
Hi, Dr. Nick! Your avatar colo(u)r’s perfect for your name!
Hello Dr. Nick. *squeeze*
too?
Time for you to go shopping at gravatar(dot)com for a pic. Everybodies doing it! Don’t you wanna be
D’oh! everybody’s
Nobody tell DW!!
Lol fail.
Oh sure now it suddenly starts working after I have spammed the thread.
Yay! I love the avatar! *squeeze*
Katz dear, would you be so kind as to settle on which avatar you’re going to use. I’m getting very confused….
Sorry. I switched e-mail accounts and keep typing the other one on accident.
There both me tho! 
I have a bad habit of just looking at the avatar, so I get confused. I’m still messed up by Judy being blue…
*snickers* I like Judy’s smurfette. I get bored with my avatars so quickly. Don’t you ever want to be Batman or Spiderman sometimes?
Hmm, I think the green lantern would be next. I’ve always loved Superman though. He’s the perfect superhero archetype.
Yay for Green Lantern! Do you like Flash?
Gordon?
The Savior of the Universe?
I hate these stupid photoshopped pictures of some stripper near little kids. This has been done like a thousand times on this website, we don’t need any more.
At least ’shop from a photo with the same lighting source- the woman and kids are lit by soft interior lights, while the guy is either under sunlight or direct flash.
ah man! You mean this isnt a real fail
Wrong. Guy is oily and reflecting light.
*slip ‘n’ slide anyone?*
Photo shop should be made illegal
So should your spelling.
test
…..
Grrr
One last time
♪ 1,2,3,4,5…6,7,8,9,10…11,12 do do endo do do ♪
Sorry, I flashed back to Sesame Street.
♪ One more time
We’re gonna celebrate
Oh yeah, alright
Don’t stop the dancin’
One more time! ♪
Fake! photo-O-shop
Totally right. The light sources on each person are different. Dude from the side. Granny and kids from the front.
Is that chips and dip on the table?
As the submitter…i can guarantee this is a real fail…found on a friend’s facebook – classy event…it seems.
Because we all know that any content found on Facebook is 100% Gayer-Un-teed to be real.
I have a pic of me on facebook dressed as superman, that doesn’t necessarily mean I can fly. (As it so happens I AM superman, but you get my point)
*squeezes Jimbo*
*pushes Jimbo out the window*
*waits*
*hovers*
Was that really necessary? Now I suppose you would like to go flying.
*claps*
*hops up and down excitedly*
Yay! Yes please!
*bear hugs Katz*
*zooms off into the clouds*
Wheeeeeeeeeeee!
*does various acrobatics, in and out of the clouds*
*tries to sneak a *smooch**
*gently lowers Katz back to the window ledge*
*smooch*
Thanks for the ride, Jimbo!
well if you put it there you can take it off, in repect to the parents.
(never thought I’d say this) Wow that’s a pretty lousy photosop. I bet even granny could do it better.
Was it the pixels that gave it away? Or the shadows?
Hm, now I’m not so sure. I mean, it was on facebook. So it must be real…
How could you doubt the interwebs?
this is way fake, Failblog fail.
yeah cause i’ve got nothing better to do than to photoshop a photo of a creepy grandma and an even creepier stripper…uhuh…maybe i photoshopped all of the photos in that album…man i need to get a life…i do however really need your approval for my life to go on…please tell me u believe me…
Your excuse sounds very photoshopped to me.
I believe you have nothing better to do.
Maybe you shouldn’t have stolen that picture from your friends facebook. You do realize that because you don’t own the rights to this picture what you have done is illegal. Not only that but you have put stress on a decent and caring family who now look neglectful as you have posted this photo out of context. You really should be ashamed of yourself. You’re right….you really do need a life, stalking people through facebook and stealing the content is sad and, well let’s face it, down right creepy.
Grandma win!
the todd ftl
fail five!
Still neither offended by nor impressed with Benwayoverandtakeitinthebutt37.
He just needs directions. Go out into the hall, graphjam is the second door on your left. They accept your kind there.
They may accept their kind there, but that doesn’t necessarily mean they want them.
♫ Well, now they often call me Speedo but my real name is Mr. Earl ♫
UUM Bop bop ah diddilip
Um, a couple things… First, there’s nothing to indicate that this guy is, in fact, a stripper, and not family or a close friend who came to the party. Second, if the first is true, then perhaps there is swimming going on somewhere, and that would explain why he’s dressed like that. Or not dressed, however you want to look at it.
The monitor I’m using right now is really old and dark, so it’s difficult for me to form an opinion on whether or not it’s photoshopped, hahaha.
YES YOU ARE RIGHT HE IS A FRIEND OF THE FAMILY.
Wow umm you can see everything of his! It’s nice but that’s pretty hilarious!
WON’T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN
We are though. You have to scare them really good before you cook them, it really enhances the flavor.
MMmmmmm… Children!!
*fires up BBQ*
I love the taste of endorphins in the morning!
now all we need is a stripper pole and granny’s all set to go.
Hehe! Happy birthday, Leila! Failblog, thanks for the strippers. You will so be invited to my bachelorette party.
I don’t get it.
And you never will.
There’s no single fail; it’s just so fail in general.
the little girl looks like shes about to fire a laser out of her right eye.
Dumbass mom
NO IM NOT ACTUALLY, YOU PEOPLE ARE THE DUMBASS’S WHO PUT THIS SHIT ON HERE, IT IS A FRIENDS BIRTHDAY AND HE IS A FRIEND OF THE FAMILY.
That’s a ‘Shop job, definitely. His head’s too big and he’s all shiny, which doesn’t fit with the light from the fluorescent lighting and the rest of the dull colors around him, which are partially due to the crummy camera and partially the crummy lighting. Anyway, he doesn’t fit, and FailBlog should definitely start employing someone with some photo-manipulation experience to verify photos because there have been some epic FAILS in Photoshopping that have appeared on this site. FailBlog should FAIL themselves for being fooled by them time and time again.
NO THIS IS A REAL PICTURE AND HE IS A STRIPPER, SO MUCH FOR YOU KNOWING THINGS ABOUT PICTURES.
Nobody cares. this is FAKE.
Fail? Looks like a BBQ with a guy wearing speedos. What’s the big deal?
That’s photoshopped. The lady is looking at one of the kids.
More like a photoshop fail. The guy’s body is in outline . . . pretty sure this is fake.
PRETTY SURE ITS NOT.
I am not sure this was a birthday. I may have been an Easter Egg hunt because there is still one hidden in the 1980’s professional wrestlers trunks.
correction … “It” may have …
they need to censor his see-through underwear
photoshop fail
Poor Damo! I know this guy and i know that he is real… thats the funniest part about all your photoshop antics… hahaha! Tops Damo
there has been no photoshop in this picture and i would like it if you would remove it from your site, these are my children and my mother and a friend of mine, so have some tact for these children and me.
REMOVE THIS PICTURE NOW OR I WILL HAVE THE WHOLE SITE CLOSED DOWN
stfu
OMG thats me in the speedo!
sike
Shut the f*ck up.
ha ha ha! that’s dominic! we hired him for a friends 21st last year. he came dressed as a fireman and stripped to the fireman sam theme song. ahhh memories..
You can see through the thingy he’s wearing…. this is disturbing
haha tht wouldent be a fail for me no way what so ever!
it’s not for the kids. The banner in the background says 50th BIRTHDAY
Photoshopp’d, amirite?
I’m just glad to see Scott Baio getting some work.
Anal Seepage
I think he was at the Ladies Night I was at in february :S