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*facepalm*
The calories don’t count if you don’t pay for them.
Also – if you eat them standing over the kitchen sink.
Not to mention on days that end with “y.”
Or if you break them into little pieces. The calories fall out if you do that.
Were they Dark Side cupcakes? Maybe stealing them was the evil deed she needed to burn off the calories from eating them.
*eats cupcakes*
:vomit:
see it doesn’t count!
Jules!
I knew someone whose sister suffered from Bulimia nervosa. I happened to visit one day right after a binge. Scary. There was nothing left in the kitchen. She would compulsively pick at her face, too. Her family and friends felt helpless.
Even after all the diets I’ve tried, that’s something I’ll never be. I enjoy food too much and I’d not be able to cope with the upchuck.
I had a friend who was bulimic. She was a psychological mess in quite a few ways as well…it’s really an illness, not a choice.
*squeeze!*
Awwww… *squeezes* It’s a horrible disease.
I had a young girl on the travel soccer team who was struggling with bulimia. She would be okay for a while and suddenly just waste away. Not a good thing.
I was under the impression that certain model types think it’s a good way of keeping the weight down. Though they’d have to be a psychological mess to go through with it.
I appreciate that it’s more of a mental illness with physical symptoms.
*squeeze*
Anorexia – another horrible eating disorder.
I don’t know anyone personally but have seen documentaries and it’s heartbreaking.
It amazes me still that these particular eating disorders, which kill people through malnutrition, starvation, heart problems and other related organ failures, garner all the sympathy and media while those that result in obesity are still considered “moral failings” on the part of the victim. Someone who starves herself to death deserves our pity…someone who eats herself death deserves our scorn. It makes me so sad.
*agrees*
Is obesity a medical condition? I come from a third world country and what I see is that people eat way too much here in the US. So, it confuses me. I know some suffer from thyroid disorders but the majority I view as gluttons.
DW, I don’t think I’ve ever pondered the difference in popular opinion of those opposites. Good point. I tend to feel sympathy for anyone who is unhappy with the way they are.
The bulimic I knew was not thin…I thought she was a healthy size for her frame.
Most bulimics are, actually. Very few of them are over or under a healthy weight for their height. That’s why bulimics can hide their disorders for so long…there are few outward signs. Until, of course, they go to a dentist, or are diagnosed with esophageal cancer.
Leila’s use of the word “glutton” is at the heart of this difference. “Gluttony” is still considered a deadly “sin”…a moral failing, not a physical one. Not all overweight people have eating disorders–just like not a skinny people are anorexic. But there are those on both sides who have a real medical problem, and the ones who die skinny garner sympathy while the ones who die obese are despised…in the popular !magination, at any rate.
It reminds me of one of my favorite quotes from the show House:
“Do you know why they have ribbons for breast cancer, colorectal cancer, prostate cancer, and not for lung cancer?…People blame lung cancer patients. They smoke. They screwed up. They deserve to die.”
(Stoopit i-word, stoopit moderation, apologies for the eventual double post.)
I don’t watch House anymore (well, maybe sporadically to see if it has recovered), but loved the first few seasons. I remember that quote and also thinking how insightful it was.
I always thought referring to bulimia and anorexia as eating disorders was something of a misnomer. They are very much like depression. The inability to see oneself as any thing other than loathsome. But, I could be waaaaay off base with that.
I feel I should point out that I view neither eating disorder nor depression as the fault of the one suffering. But find similarities between them.
I think a big part of the issue is not understanding what “gluttony” really is. A sex addict is as much a glutton as someone who eats entirely too much. Alcoholism is also a form of gluttony. The opposite form of gluttony is temperance, which means keeping all things you do in their proper place, and in the proper amount. You also must remember that a disease is not a moral issue, and moral issues are not diseases. The reason a christian is forbidden to judge someone is because we can rarely tell the difference.
I think that one major reason for the hard feelings against those that are obese is the strain that they put on the medical system. (Note trying to be objective about this, as I have not decided what side I choose) They say that 1.3 billion dollars is spent on the obese. From new obese clinics, (none for most bulimics), the heart surgeries, bypasses and such, (which my grandfather has just undergone not one week ago) and the other medical bills for the breathing issues and extra stresses on their bodies. People view obesity as more readily curable than anorexia or bulimia. Gastric bypasses, lypo-suctions (sp?), diet (choose one), exercise or a balanced lifestyle. When they view the diseases on the other side of the spectrum, rather than the disease they see the mental stress and question cause. It is
naturally, or should I say commonly, assumed that obesity is caused by eating more than you expend. (Definitely not naturally). The set off for the others is not assumed to be as easy as calories in > (less than if it doesn’t show) calories out. So sympathy is directed most often to the mind rather than the disease itself. Ie you poor girl/guy what must of drove you to this? (Common thought) Obesity, Why did you eat? (direct to the issue rather than the cause). Sorry about the essay.Bulimia = Anorexia fail.
Emperor, I don’t think people much think about obesity quite that way. I don’t think people about the medical aspect of it. Or the financial end of it. That requires more than a visceral reaction. I don’t think people think all that much. Most of ‘em anyway. Some think. The folks here do. And that is what draws others like them/us here. People are stupid, individuals are intelligent.
*again acknowledges that this may make no sense*
Well I wouldn’t say people don’t think. They think, their thinking compares as much as walking out of a room compares to exercise. They don’t stretch their minds to actually learn about a topic. They are just Simpson watchers. Watch the headlines and react. I have to admit I only learned the financial aspect from my brother who is taking Kinesiology. Though with common sense I could figure the strain on the health care.
I agree with you though in the end, the feelings against obese people come from the media and all it transmits. Not often is it genuine informed opinions.
*Notes that Avis always draws him in*
Never time to shade though.
I just had a similar conversation with my Mom… I estimate that I eat 7times as much as I actually need to survive / thrive. Why? Who the hell knows. I don’t cook that well
I’ll take that as a compliment. But I mean what I said. If I broached this subject with members of my family they would fail to see that sometimes, some things are not a matter of willpower or self control. They would only see that the individual is being stubborn. My aunt and her husband took in a relative, an alcoholic. They ended up kicking him out because he cheated a bit and had a drink. He had no where else to go. The man now lives on the streets, and is getting even less help than he was getting with them! And they feel JUSTIFIED. I think they have things a bit backwards.
The thing with food is it has to be managed, and that can be hard when it has become an addictive / compulsive behavior.
Who would ask an alcoholic to go to the liquor store and buy enough to last all week for that person and their family, and then expect them to not get into trouble?
It sounds like a bad joke but here it is:
You can’t quit food cold turkey.
I’m just disappointed in my family in their behavior. They claim to be such christians, and act like such creeps. It bothers me. To say the least.
Hippocrisy seems to be popular among us Christians.
In an interesting coincidence, I have noticed how thin everybody is in China. I have seen almost zero obesity. Those rare people that are overweight would be considered average-weight in the USA. So I wonder how much is genetics vs. lifestyle vs. culture vs. diet vs. … etc etc. There are so many variables. It’s always a shock to go back to the USA after travelling abroad. We are the fattest nation on earth. Why do you suppose that is? I think a big part is lack of exercise. We drive everywhere. Except maybe NYC residents.
Forget the cupcake. I baked us another birthday chocolate cake.
*passes plates & forks & napkins*
…and yes, it’s
!!!!
mmmmm …. evil.
nomnomnomnom.
Yay! Evil tastes grrreat!
*devours cake*
I love the dark side!!!
Cut me a piece from the middle. I don’t want all that icing.
I’ll take your icing. *reaches for it*
YUM!
Dang, Boobie, you beat me to it.
I’ll take your icing, Velvet.
*eats cake*
*cuts velvet a huge piece of cake in the middle*
I don’t like icing all that much myself.
You betcha! I always wipe off all the icing. But I’m not really into sweets much.
Happy birthday, Leila!
cake, I’m sure there’s some around.)
(I’ll look for the non
*squeeze!*
Happy Birthday, Leila!
*noms cake*
*
*is immune to
I like devil’s-food cake.
nom, nom, nom.
And Happy birthday Leila!
Happy birthday Leila!
*licks the icing off Velvet’s piece*
Mmmmmmmmm…the icing is the best part of the cake!
Thank you fluffy.
I have a bowl of lefover icing if you want it. I know my family would be all over it including the spatula and mixer.
*looks up from licking the beaters from the mixer*
…Hm?
Thank you AA, DW and Marius for the birthday wishes.
I do wish I was immune to
as well. *sigh* Maybe when I blow my candles tomorrow…
You get to be wick-ed all you want tomorrow.
Tomorrow and 30 days thereafter. It’s my birthday month. It’s a shame that we should only celebrate it one day out of a whole year.
In that case I won’t flame you for missing the pun.
Aaaand Leila blows another pun-run!
Dammit!! A little warning would have been nice… Okay, no excuses. I blew it!!!
*hangs head in shame*
AAARRRGH!!! A duplicate.
*melts in embarrassment*
We’re just dripping in sarcasm today.
Well, now you’re just waxing poetic.
I appreciate your votive confidence.
Looks like this pun-run has decided to taper off…
I scent the hubby to get me icecream. Anyone want some?
Sure! But ya know that store-bought stuff doesn’t hold a candle to homemade.
Happy birthday Leila. I was trying to think of a gift to give you and I realized you are a gift. A gift to us. Thank you for helping me with my emoticons. May grow more beautiful every day.
fires a “you” with arrow in between May and grow.
Aw 5 Eagles … you are too kind my friend. TY *smooch*
Ooh, nice demo.
Happy birthday, Leila.
TY Aja. *squeeze*
LOL … you are 100% correct.
Low fat cupcakes I hope.
I doubt it but the activity of the theft cancels it out right?
She did lose 245 calories running from the security guard.
You have to be hauling an awful lot of muffins to make that.
Maybe she is just really muffin topped?
Click test?
*SNORK*
I’ll bet she worked off some of her muffin tops!
rofflewaffles
*snerk*
See? Shoplifting is good for you!
Someone said it wasn’t?
Um, not that I would know, of course.
Well, except for that one time when I stole some of those cylindrical chocolate candies with the caramel centers.
On the advice of my lawyer, I pleaded “Rolo contendere.”
Well, lookie who shows up when the subject involves stealing! Hi, LCB!
*checks to make sure no jewelry was worn today*
A mere coincidence, I assure you.
We’re celebrating Pioneer Day over at ICHC with a rodeo and picnic. Got any trolls you need hog-tied?
Actually, we’ve got a pretty good group today. What trolls we may have are being well-behaved.
(It wouldn’t happen to be an “R” rated hog-tying activity with lubricants and/or lack of clothing, would it? Just askin’.)
Do I detect a note of hopefulness in your voice Judy? For shame!
Hey, I can be a fun gal, Jimbob!
Here, judy:
.
I enjoy the man lurking in the background. He has the strangest face.
Oh, Velvet, where do you find these?
*holds sides from laughing too much*
You tell ‘im, Judy! There’s never any shame in being a fun gal!
Hi, Dragon! And the Admiral’s here too!
*fun squeeze to both*
*lassos Judy*
That was a cinch!
Pancakes. Mmmm.
Add some syrup, for sweet sugary goodness!!!
Oh, I need to go to Candy Mountain now.
And with a strong possibility of turkey bastering? Um, no. Not at all.
Unless everyone wants that, of course.
Perhaps we could have a cuddle puddle in the hay?
Brewski isn’t here to be turkey basted.
Your point being…?
Which reminds me, whatever did happen to the bun in the oven?
Witness the miraculous, er, birth here:
failblog.org/2009/07/02/host-fail/
My point is … *flees thread*
Oh wow…. thanks for the link LCB, that is quite a spectacle indeed. Anyways my time at the lab is up, toodles all.
LCB is a equal opportunity turkey baster! No Brewski is required …
After all we went through, LCB! And now I’m … expendable?? *sob!*
If you would like to try to tie up hogs sans clothes, I am sure you would be allowed to try. You might have to do so in the Naughty Barn (NB) but hey – you would probably like the NB activites better anyway!!
We lolcats do not try to twll others how to roll!! Especially if it might result is a fun show …
I didn’t want to tie up hogs, Elsa! I wanted to b
*internet connection terminated*
Hmmm looks like Judy has been censored …
You guys know about Pioneer Day?! Everyone thought I was nuts when I was talking about it yesterday! Yay for Pioneer Day!!!!!
*raises Utah state flag in pride*
*thud*
*picks herself up off the floor*
I was laughing so hard, I fell out of my chair! Darn it — where did my watch go?
Don’t look at me.
Happy Pre-Birthday, Leila!
Thanks NS!
*squeeze*
LCB, I hope you don’t get caught on a crime Spree…I wouldn’t want to see you behind bars.
Bite your tongue!! LCB get caught!! Never ever ever… Everyone might know she did it — but caught and behind bars — not gonna happen.
(candy pun)
Even if she did get caught, she’d pick her way out in a tic (tac).
*Snickers*
I’m sure she would charm any cop with bit-o-honey and escape.
*Squeezes to all*
No bars can hold smarties like our LCB.
*squeezes*
*facepalm* Sometimes I am just a bit of a Slow-Poke! I should just pain a BullsEye on my back with Dum-Dum in the center… (ohhh Dots)
Don’t be so hard on yourself, Elsa. You’re Swell!
Everyone drops a pun now and then…it doesn’t make you a butterfingers.
*squeeze!*
Thanks for the props guys — FB peeps are worth a $100,000 (bar), to say nothing of thier cute Buns.
hehe… pointing out the candy bar pun made me *snicker*
Nerd(s). :p
Runts
You’re all bubblelicious!
I wonder how many “points” are in a package of cupcakes.
Enough to make you feel guilty at night.
But only at night?
Cupcake shame is a very specific type.
Is it so very different from french fry shame? ‘Cause I don’t really eat sweets, but fries are my downfall.
*hands avis a plate of amusement park fries topped with parmesan and seasoning salt*
*runs away*
Oh, those sound good! I didn’t think of them! I’ve never even had them!
Kennywood, perhaps?
Oh, you know the area too well. I use to work at their water park (sandcastle) in high school. The fries were awesome!
I once ate french fries that were made with truffles. I’m just thinking of those and my mouth is watering. Probably the best thing I’ve eaten in my life.
There’s a place in Chicago that serves ‘em. I may have to go there soon!
*drools a bit*
This is sooooo cruel!
*adds truffle salt (just a pinch)*
*eats every last one*
Yum!
Don’t feel bad Avis, my downfall is sandwiches. Especially a monster reuben, just covered in swiss cheese.
Mmmmmm….cheese sandwhich!!!
I like my cheese sandwiches with corned beef and saurekraut, and thousand island, on rye.
Not grilled?
Nope, toasted.
Snork!
*SNORK!*
♪ ChestNUTS roasting on an open fire ♪
hehe, Jimbo’s reply made me cross my legs.
Depends – were they chili cheese fries?
Super salty fries?
Paprika fries?
French fries with gravy?
Twisty fries with cheese sauce?
Crinkle cut fries?
Tater tots?
Skin-on fries?
Seasoned fries?
poutine – yum
McDonald’s fries.
Two kinds of guilt in those!
Feel guilty later, you only live once!
Instead of feeling guilty you should go to Steak and Shake at 3 am and have a Frisco Melt and a giant plate of cheese fries.
I’ll just have the cheese fries! Other than McDonalds fries, the next best fast food fries are Steak n’ Shakes cheese fries. I like the cheese on the side, so I can dip them and not be covered in the stuff. And at three am they’re even better! Alas, there are no Steak n’ Shakes near me.
I prefer them covered in the cheese, and eaten with a fork. A milkshake is required too, preferably strawberry.
Hmmmm … I have never eaten at a Steak & Shake and not regretted it almost immediately. Which is weird because I do not have a tender stomach. But Steak & Shakes gives me the runs EVERY time…..
white castle……
Jimbob, you DO live in the midwest! As with Steak n’ Shake, there are no White Castles near me. This is not quite as upsetting as the lack of Steak n’ Shakes though.
My arteries are getting clogged just reading this thread.
Avis — I thought you were in Chicago??? Both Steak & Shake and White Castle are around.
There does seem to be a lot of talk about food today, doesn’t there?
I would be overjoyed if there weren’t any white castles around here. No one could get me there at 3 am when I’ve been drinking. I want to get sick just thinking about it.
Heh, I haven’t eaten in a fast food place in over five years. Don’t miss it a bit.
They are, but not near me. I live downtown. If you now of one in my area tell me!!
Do you have plans for Venetian Night? There’s supposed to be a fantastic concert in Millennium Park!
*mutters to self*
Stupid unresponsive keyboard!
*mutters some more*
Stupider sssssllllllooooowwwww ‘puter!
*mutters still some more*
Stupiderer self for not proof reading!
*tosses a “k” into previous comment*
Maybe they are all in the burbs … When my brothers had sailboats I would go to Venetian night. But i have not been in a while.
yep — closest Steak & Shake is in Evanston — Lots of White Castles in Chicago — but prolly not downtown …
Well, the concert is supposed to be arias from operas tomorrow night at Pritzker Pavilion. I’m told it’s to be quite the show! Be warned though, Kanye West is performing at the Chicago Theatre and downtown will be full of folks flocking to the lake.
French fry shame will have you looking in the mirror every couple of minutes and tugging at your gut calling yourself fatty.
I believe you can find the different food shames in the DSM IV.
French fries have nothing on these monstrosities! Clickie clickie!!
*Wipes away drool*
I don’t care if it clogs my arteries…gimmie it NOW!!!
I don’t know Qwaz. I’m switching to fake browser when someone walks by.
Some pics are inspirations, others are warnings. Know your enemy.
Just to be safe I think I will too.
Inspiration: That “Scooby Snack” thing.
Warning of Blargitude: “Deep Fried Corn Flake Twinkies”
Yeah, I wondered what could think of deep frying a twinkie too Qwaz. My favorite “warning” so far is on page 4, Flapjack Fiasco. If that doesn’t make you sick in the morning, nothing will.
Qwaz, I think you have that backwards!
I need to go see if I can find the one that had hammykins willing to sacrifice world peace for.
I believe it was called the “Thunderdome”.
It appears we are two people of very different taste, Avis.
Just looking at that twinkie was making me ill.
However, Avis, I believe that we can agree that “Donut Fries” Would be the coolest thing ever.
I think they would be pretty tasty. They would also cure any need I might have for sweets for at least three months!
pizzaburgersubsandwiches, one cupcake?
Wow — some of those things look nauseating, but others look/sound really yummy.
Deep fried marshmallow fluff with Cinnamon Toast Crunch. *drool*
The Snickers Pancakes looked awfully tasty, too.
I have to admit that the Spanky Cristo made my mouth water just a little bit.
Holy Coronary!! Those look like fun! Do I really need to live until I’m old and in the way? One of those every month washed down with liters of carbonated cola flavored high sucrose corn syrup and I’ll die ten years early and uncountably happier. Except maybe the Spam sushi, do we really need all that rice?
That’s the way I like it baby, I don’t wanna live forever.
Who wants to live forever?
ZA…don’t you think you should warn people about the type of site?
Fried Dough Topped With Pork Belly — What the hell is that anyway. Is that real pork belly or is it some kind of white cheese?
Warn? It’s safe for work, just not your dinner table.
Oh … that helps a lot.
Oh, that’s safe all right…I’m tradin’ in my nuts for a Fry Daddy.
You can…..do that?
I have a FryDaddy, and I haven’t used it yet. I’m a little intimidated by it. It’s been sitting in the cabinet since Thanksgiving. *sigh*
Leila…that’s actual pork belly. It’s called “lardo” in Italy.
Um .. will the FryDaddy fit in your shorts? Where will you plug it in?
*considers where Skratdaddy will plug in the Fry Daddy*
DW I thought that was pancetta, no?
Leila, I thought Lardo was “white prosciutto”?
White prosciutto eh? I didn’t even know it existed.
Noop. Lardo is just the fat that comes off the belly of the pig from just under the skin. No meat atall.
That’s what white prosciutto is too. I think.
Well, it isn’t vegetable.
*slipsawaywithquickness*
Shorts??? I thought today was Commando Friday???
My “noop” was to Leila’s “pancetta” question…sorry, Avis. “White prosciutto” is a euphemism that folks came up with because they didn’t want to have to admit that they were eating LARD!
:ick:
*looks @ the ground*
Lookie there!!! That was my lunch. *sigh*
Even if it is Commando Friday I can see lots of logistical problems with replacing your nuts with a Fry Daddy — Fried wiener anyone?
@ Elsa_Mama –
*winces*
@ Dragon – I knew that job at the Whole Foods cheese and charcuterie counter would come in handy some time! I didn’t think it would be here but whatever!
Cheese fries!! *nomnomnomnom*
*steals cheese fries*
*Puts down Home Cupcake Maker where Leila just stood*
Just what are you trying to get at here Elsa_Mama?
Nutin’ Honey — But I was just worried you might fall into the Cupcake Maker —
*watches for DW*
When I used to work at a restaurant, we made really good muffins. I often had to sneak in the back & help myself to the chocolate chip muffin batter. Mmmm…. batter.
The best part about baking is eating the baked goods, both before they’re baked and after!
I get to lick the spoon!
Bear grease sandwiches, inch thick on bannock.Yummmmmm.
By the next morning other kinds of guilt crowd out the food guilt.
Ahh, you mean realizing that you’re still in jail for stealing cupcakes?
And next to Big Bubba (or Bertha as the case may be), yes.
And Big Bubba or Bertha is curiously complimenting your “purty lips”.
Bubba is the last of your worries! We fry cupcake thieves in these parts. That’s a crime you gotta nip in the bud right off.
Oh well. I think you should simmer me in wine instead.
Let’s see, being Big Bubba’s prison play toy … or death.
Hmmm.
If I have a choice, I’ll take death.
If a Zombie dies…does that mean he’s alive again?
Let’s see, the undead….becomes dead….no, I’m pretty sure that can’t happen. Looks like he’s going to have to be Big Bubba’s prison play toy, as long as he can hold himself together!
An old Zombie never dies – again – they just crumble away ….
Getting the Heavy Metal reference fail.
I don’t remember that scene, in which part was it?
Yea — I knew it was lame — but I felt compelled to post it anyway …
*hopes his memory hasn’t confused him, it’s been a while*
.
Den. He meets that skinny guy, threatens to kill him, he replies “if I have a choice, I’ll take death”, Den shoots him full of holes, he giggles and the holes heal, Den says something like “I can see why they made this guy their leader.”
ZA, it’s been roughly 15 years since I’ve seen Heavy Metal. I need a bit more help than that!
“Low fat”!?!?! Blasphemer!
*Hopes the universe doesn’t implode*
Ohh… I don’t feel so good…
*snork!*
*squeeze!*
*POUNCE!*
OK – that’s eerie. I was just wondering to myself, “Where is Dragonwriter today?” — and *POOF*, you appeared!
*SWEET-ROLLS!*
Hey DW — how are you today?? Check out the rodeo over at ICHC … I think Judy was coming over to do some nude calf roping — could be interesting — but the potential for unfortunate rope burns is frightening!
*snork*
You just never know what you’re going to find when you come to Failblog every day…
I’ve been without cable, phones, OR internets since last night!! They are expanding the road I live on, and apparently cut through a cable or something. I thought I was going to wither away and die before it got fixed.
Oh, and I think LCB is riding a guinea pig (actually a pinny gig) and chasing people with a turkey baster … I am just kinda sittin back and watching the show.
i think the rodeo was mostly LCB tying up Guiness Piggeh a few times (you know how those two are
), and riding Mick Jagger around the laundry room, or something. (fyi, LCB is keeping Mick Jagger captive in her laundry room.)
Yikes! I hope everything stays up. I’d have gotten the shakes.
Good to see you backhoe into action.
It may have been a blessing in disguise DW. You might have had an aneurism on the last fail. My left eye started twitching when I saw a few of the comments….
Great. Now I have to go look!
DON’T DO IT DW!!!!
*smacks Jimbo on the head*
Are you really trying to drive her insane?
I don’t think intentional grammar errors made in jest have quite the same effect. We’ll see.
Oh, pfffft!
The Admiral’s right. Folks were just being silly, which isn’t a problem at all. I actually thought all the lurkers coming out to “correct” the “mistakes” were the most hilarious part!
Ayup. Which reminds me, we haven’t hooked an ill-tempered lurker “correcting” a pun or joke in a long while. We’re overdue.
Well…you can pretend I am that ill-tempered lurker since I broke the pun run up there.
Maybe I should quote Eddie Izzard and say “Czechoslovakia” again. My GAWD that one brought them out!
That will do it!
We haven’t seen the reverse in a while, either, when the masses come out to pile on someone who didn’t get a joke.
I think I better go see what I’m doing over there….*heads to cheezburger land*
Give up the goods and nobody gets hurt see.
Put down that muffin… now back away slowly with your hands in the air…
*sirens*
Who sounded the alarm?
*Shoots one of the hostages*
Coppers aint taking me alive
*takes a muffin pan and POWS tech in the head*
AWWW!!! What just happened. I was shooting people then all of a sudden…Damn Leila, you sure know how to burst a guy’s bubble.
I am sorry. Too much sugar.
My system just isn’t used to it.
The DA was frosted when the poice “lost” the evidence.
They had to change the charge to assault and battery, goodness!
That’ll frost(ing) his shorts!
He knew he was framed when they fondant in his shorts.
That made him royale-y pissed.
Forbidden fruit is sooooo tempting!
*Eats banana so sensually infront of Avis*
Oh hey there, I didn’t know anyone was around
*Pretends to be embarrassed*
As long as it’s not a mango.
Mangoes are not tempting in the slightest!
Let me try
*Rubs mango goo all over body*
*Bites on finger*
I’m so sticky
Mango goo?
Mangoo? IDK
*runs away as fast as possibly can*
Dude…she is allergic to mangos. She is going to whoop you butt!!!
*stupdid ‘r’! Get up there!!! Shoooo!!!!!*
I took out all the icky allergens and replaced them with technilove.
Mangoes have the same effect as poison ivy for me. But I would venture to guess that mangoes would make an excellent Avis-repellant!
I was thinking along the lines of mango lube.
DO NOT WANT!!!!!
Good answer.
I thought girls just wanted to have fun.
Hives are not fun. I don’t even want to think about what hives there would feel like!
I LOVE mangoes. Too bad you can’t enjoy em like me. Having no food allergies is cool. Actually I don’t think I have any allergies at all. I rock.
I believe they call that herpes Avis…
I believe an outbreak itches and burns, but I don’t really know. I don’t have any of the forms.
I enjoy not having any food alergies, but I’ve always suffered pretty badly from hay fever. It’s easy to avoid a food like mango’s, try avoiding pollen!
:achoo:
*enjoys, but has learned to fear the smell of cut grass*
*hopes to NEVER find out*
It’s really not all that easy to avoid mangoes. It pops up in almost every restaurant in some form or other. In sauces and drinks. I have to ask about it wherever I go. I once found it in a sandwich that wasn’t even supposed to have it in there. Apparently the shredded mango container was next to the shredded carrot container, and some mango bits got in there. Luckily I checked the sandwich before taking bite. I could have ended up in the hospital… or worse.
I guess Indian restaurants are a hazard, then.
And thai, and vietnamese, and mexican…. mangoes are insanely popular.
I beg to differ.
…um, forget I said that.
Not totally off topic: Monday my girls auditioned for a play and one of the things they had to do was say,”Mummy, I want that winged mango right there!” in a really snooty voice. It was hilarious!
A “winged mango”?
I was wondering about that too! If they become self-propelled, avoiding them is going to be a LOT more difficult!
You can fly higher than the propelled winged mango I am sure.
Did we find out what the heck it is?
I’d likely need some wind beneath my wings if I’m gonna fly higher than a winged mango!
And no, we didn’t find out!
Willie Wanka’s Fruit Factory?
The things the two of you just made the Oompa Loompas do in my head is just not right.
*super-snorkity!*
Yeah. I think the people doing the auditions were slightly demented. It was fun to watch, though. Some of the kids were really good.
hahaha
She was stealing them so the fat people wouldn’t be tempted, obviously.
Remarkably thoughtful, actually.
That lady knows how to take one for the team!
One? One dozen maybe!
A baker’s dozen if possible.
She was going to bring them to a meeting to say, “See these? You shouldn’t eat these!”
Cupcake = BAD
Mmkay.
“…Which is why I”LL be eating them.”
She really is doing them a favor.
*Note to self: Cupcake Torture = Beneficial to the tortured souls*
Aw, give the fat woman a break. How could she resist a temptation like that?
She can’t get a break! She gets to eat whatever she wants anytime she wants.
Hopefully jail time will stop that compulsion.
I will pray for her … maybe.
It’s for my birthday dammit!!!!
♪ *sings the stolen birthday cupcake song* ♫
I am not giving it back even if you sing to me.
♫ … and many mooooooore! ♫
It is saying something about me when I first thought equated ‘demonstrator’ with ‘protester’. Of course, the story might make more sense in that case.
Hrm, it is also saying something when I can’t make a coherent sentence.
Forgiven. Sloths aren’t generally known for the verbal skills.
At least you didn’t call me ‘slow’
*hands Sloth a cup of coffee*
Drink this and avoid work for two days.
Isn’t someone going to lift that to my mouth for me? Sheesh.
*hands Sloth a copy of Seven*
Don’t be too hard on yourself. Here, have a cupcake! I got them, um… . OK, never mind where I got them!
Hello neener 2 I have not seen you for a long time? I hope you have been well?
coherent a can’t you.
What she said: “And remember, fresh fruits and veggies are the key to taking the edge off that between-meal hunger.”
What she was thinking: “All your cupcakes are belong to me!!!”
F#@k a cupcake. I’m hoping scientist put curing cancer on hold for a sec and invent bowlcake.
*hands tech an ‘s’*
You dropped this in your bowl. Good luck on that cake invention though tech.
Oooppps clumsy me.
I think that’s just called “cake”.
*Mind has been blown*
I think it is customary to return “cake” to avis after she has blown your mind.
Okay let me find the bits of skull fragments first.
*would be more than happy to accept fries as an alternative*
*Brings a holy bowl bundt cake to the party.*
And the cookies. And the doughnuts.
Hey, when you’re fat you can hide all kinds of things under your clothing and no one will ever suspect!
there was a woman several years ago caught trying to shoplift an 18 pound turkey by clamping it between her thighs under her long skirt.
Just to clarify… Did the store take the turkey back?
:ick:
:vomit:
:loseconsciousness:
Even I thought “ewww” at that one!
How does one “discover” that she is hiding a turkey like that? I mean maybe she is a he and is packing some serious pipe.
An 18 pound pipe isn’t well endowed, it’s time to see a doctor.
How can she stand to have that fridgid thing up between her thighs?
I’m not certain that it was frozen, it might have been fresh and merely cold and covered in plastic with netting. I think that someone noticed she was walking funny and went to offer help at which point she attempted to pick up her pace and dropped it. I imagine the store made loud noises about throwing it out and a half hour later slipped it back into the meat case.
Where did this happen? I want to never shop there.
I found the video for the attempted theft! Clickie!!
Not too subtle was she?
Yowza. It’s amazing that people will steal ANYTHING.
Portable AC?
Before I take this completely out of context…
*reads entire thread*
Jeopardy answer…
What the Inuit mother asked her newlywed daughter.
See: How can she stand to have that fridgid thing up between her thighs?
I think I found a new fetish
You need help.
Help on how to contact this lady? Yes.
That should be easy. Just Google “lady who put a bird up her thighs” and I am sure you will get a hit or two (million).
Had a friend that worked at a Grocery store – caught a man stealing the thick cut aged porterhouse steaks by putting them down his pants…Cops come arrest him – one cop lingers and asks what will happen to them… store gives the cops the pants steaks. A week later a fireman comes to the store w// cash & asks friend to cut him a bunch of steaks just like the ones the cop had delivered to the firehouse – he wanted to return the favor.
We don’t know if the firemen ever found out.
*gotta go. See ya’ll later*
OMG LOL XD
But the croissants are all MINE!
*eyes Judy’s croissants*
Mmmmmmmmm…….
Leila! It isn’t polite to oogle a lady’s croissants like that! She would smack me!
But. But. They’re sooo irresistible!!!!
Hey if I can do it, so can you. Oogling is hard-wired into my DNA.
Uh, why are you two looking at me like that?
*backs away*
do these cupcakes make my ass look fat?
I can’t lie to you. Yes. Yes they do.
A little bit of shoplifting can do wonders for that ass of yours, though.
*looks in room for things to shoplift*
I think I’ll just put these brand new Home Cupcake Makers in various places around the thread so people won’t steal them.
Good idea.
I’ve had too much sweets for the day anyway.
*throws up a rainbow in the room* Ahhhh!!!!!
*Suppreses urge to say “This wasn’t happening twenty years ago”*
*looks at rainbow puke on the floor*
As much as I like rainbows, I’m still not cleaning that up.
Of course yellow is missing cuz Katz gave it to gaynorvader. It’s an odd rainbow.
*hides the yellow that is still in her hot air balloons*
Yes. Yes it is.
Look! Down on the floor– It’s RO G. BIV again!!!
*pops into thread*
Be vewy vewy quiet. I’m hunting wainbows. I need the colo(u)r blue now.
*sees vomit on floor*
I don’t need it that bad.
*pops back out of thread*
Uh, maybe you just need bigger cupcakes?
But we get so hungry… SO hungry!!
Eat your thoughts and desires.
I was hoping I will be all painted up for my birthday but WN postponed. *sigh* Oh well…
…did anyone remember to bring the cuddle puddle from the previous fail?
I don’t believe so.
*wanders to previous thread*
*grabs cuddle puddle & drags it to this thread*
Here it is!
*covers herself with chocolate buttercream frosting & jumps into the cuddle puddle*
*gives big chocolatey squeezes all around*
*unlocks the paint monster’s cage*
*tells him to “get” Leila*
*watches the paint covered carnage*
*shoos the paint monster back into his cage*
*surveys his thoroughly painted failfriend*
There, that should do it.
So…how do I look?
You look Mahvelous!
*claps* Yay!!!!
Wait. Does the paint make my butt look big?
My dear, blue is your color…Just lay off the cup cakes.
*pops in*
Somebody say “blue”?
*runs out of the room, sobbing*
*nabs nightshayde on her way out*
*MONSTER-DRAGON-CUDDLE!!!*
*lets go*
*sniff* Really? Do you mean it? *sniff*
*CUDDLESQUEEZE*
Ooops. I seem to have gotten some chocolate frosting on your … um …
… *whistles nonchalantly* I’ll let Admiral take care of that. 
A dragon always means her cuddles!
And…hmmm….
*goes for a roll in buttercream frosting*
*giggle* Thanks, Dragon — I needed that laugh!
Snerk — on CSI NY episode on now there is a “cuddle pile” itsa aplace where people go to just cuddle — to sex, no dry humping, no I forget what else. Its TV, but it showed a comfy carpet place with people all suggled up and just cuddling — Woo hoo!
*squeezes for nightshayde and Elsa_Mama*
*slides into buttercream sweetness*
Mmmmm! I’m glad I saved room. And I’ve been so good lately, too.
*squeeze*
*cuddlesqueezes*
To all and any who are still hanging around so late…
Hey Ms B!
*chocolaty squeeze*
*snork*
Hiya! I just had to come and play for a bit after I put the kidlets to bed. I missed you guys today! Although it was nice to get out and enjoy the sun. Shoulda used sunscreen though…
Ouch. I would have thought that such an experienced nudist such as yourself would know better.
*snork*
Yeah, you’d think I’d know better! At least I remembered to put it on the kiddos.
I seriously should know better though. I have the skin of a red-head. Pale white that burns easily. Growing up my parents called me their lobster. I was only out for an hour today and I’m toasted!
Well, that’s a fitting metaphor and description to appear on this fail. The comments here have repeatedly whetted my appetite all day.
Mmmmm…lobster toast!
Eeep!
Don’t get any ideas, Dragon!
*runsawaywithaquickness*
*watches Ms B slip and getnowherefast on the drawn butter drizzled on the floor*
*slices lemon*
Ahhhh! Don’t eat Ms.B I’ll get you some real lobsters.
*takes ms.B bibs off everyone *
The Weight Watchers did not watch her close enough…
They were watching their own weight.
So it is a selfish organization?
No, it’s a shellfish organization.
It’s 0 points if you didn’t pay for it!!!
^^^^ Win ^^^^
*Sneaks into fail*
*Gives stealth squeezes to all her failfriends*
*Sneaks back out and does what she’s supposed to be doing at work*
*Misses failfriends*
Oh hi Bea…
She left. 
Fail!
Whoops, fail on my part. Responded to the wrong post.
*Spartan Lasers anyway*
Would you like to try out the shellacked bull?
We have a shellacked bull?
You’re shell shocked? cool
You shopped a shark? cool
We do. It packs more of a wallop than the minnow, that’s for sure! We got it the day of the Bullfighter Fail. It’s a small bull, but gets the job done!
Good think it’s a small bull cuz lifting and hitting someone with it could become a chore otherwise.
We have a whale somewhere around here too, you know.
Lifting it is just a mater of leverage!
Is that like tuh-mater, but without the “tuh?”
And spellchecker fails me again!
“Tractors is so dumb.”
“I wasn’t tractor-tippin’!”
“We’ll talk later, Mater… hehe – later, Mater – that’s funny!”
“Don’t need to know where I’m going, just need to know where I’ve been.”
“Yeeehaw! I’m happier than a tornado in a trailer park!”
*emails Bearly a squeeze at work*
I feel your pain, Bearly.
Huh?
*looks around*
I could have sworn I just got squeezed.
I didn’t feel a thing. It was too fast.
I hate it when that happens.
We bearly felt that.
I hope she claws her way out of work today.
There is no doubt who the culprit is:
Marjorie from FAT FIGHTERS
http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00685/lucasembed_685229a.jpg
LAST
FAIL!!!
Maybe she wants to watch her weight go up? Nothing wrong with that.
Exactly! Never said she was trying to lose. If that was the case they would call her a “Fat Loser”.
Hello Muffins!!!!!!!!
Hi, cupcake!
Hello eye candy LOL.
I live in PSL and i’m not surprised it happened here. Itz probably front page news down here.
Pain Suffering Land
Peeing Silly land.
Persnickety Safari Lions
Pervy Sauce Lasagna
they were weight watchers cupcakes i mean c’mon AND she got some teeth whitening strips! at least u gotta give her credit for that
We don’t give credit anymore.
Economy is bad.
*teeth whitening strips??*
Guess we didn’t get the whole story.
Bet her mug shot was spectacular.
I wonder if it was Rembrandt?
If I don’t see you again, Leila, have a happy birthday tomorrow!
*squeezies & smooch*
Judy, thank you!!
*squeeze & smooches back*
I still want your croissant.
*brings a whole basketful of croissants*
HOPPY BURFDAY!
Outta here, folks! Going to get my honey and we’re headed down to the Italian Festival in Wheeling! And I’m gittin’ me a funnel cake! Have a nice evening, all! *smooch*
Remember, don’t take a deep breath right before you bite in…the powdered sugar will get sucked in and make you cough.
Have a wonderful time!
*SQUEEZE*
MMMMMmmmmmmmmmmm…funnel cake….
Have a wonderful time, sweets! *squeeze*
All my teeth are going to rot and fall out of my mouth today. All the sweet treats and talk will take toll on them.
Leila…ready for your spanking? Let’s see one for each year…so you get what???
*drops 22 croissants into FryDaddy*
One deep fried croissant for every year along with one swat.
Ok, drop your drawers and let’s go!
Who gets to deliver the first one?
*waits to see if anyone notices*
3…
2…
1…
I totally noticed. When did this happen??
CONGRATS!!!
*pops champagne*
I noticed, but figured I missed something along the way! Congratulations!!
*downs a bottle of champagne*
I did it!
Uh oh…Mmmmm!?!
*bubbles seep out corners of mouth*
Woop…!
*ducks and covers*
*eyes tear*
*feels bubbles climb into sinuses*
*thinks…must not waste good champagne*
*does a headstand*
Hey!
What?! Is it Brewski?!
I noticed, I just thought it was something you mentioned while I was distracted by work this week. Since that isn’t the case…
*throws confetti*
*shoots off fireworks that spell out “Congrats Leila and Leila’s New Hubby” in the sky*
*wheels in hugenormous wedding cake*
*wheels in confetti cannon*
*checks it for bodies first, doesn’t see any*
*fires across room*
.
Congrats Leila and many happy b-day wishes. Nice start to the weekend!
WOOHOO!!
Leila got a hubby for her B-day!!!
Congrats!
Is he a new hubby already, or will he not be a new hubby until your birthday?
Either way, congratulations!
Either way he’ll be worn out after her birthday.
Congrats Lady!
*giggles*
Late congrats to the newly-wed Leila!
Although she may never read this…
Do you want me to hold her down and make her read it?
Self righteous bastards. It doesn’t matter if you count it in your points total for the week. DUH.
How many points for a cupcake?
She was just doing her job by keeping the cupcakes out of the hands of her clients. If she stole them all, no one else could eat them.
Pssst.
Psssst.
Hey you.
Fatso, over here.
Steal me. Steal me.
Steeeeeeal meee.
You won’t get caught.
Do it. No one will see.
Steeeeeeeeeeeeeeal meeeeeeee.
*looks around*
*sees that nobody is watching*
*steals cupcakes*
Oooooooooohhhh.
I’m Tellin!
Hello, Qwaz. Don’t you want to steal me?
Look how yummy and chocolaty I am.
Don’t you want a little taste?
I don’t have any calories.
You would be soooo happy if you just gave in…
Mmmmmm, twisted evil cupcakes.
…
That talk. They’re begging to be stolen!
…
*steals some cupcakes, just to be naughty*
Cupcakes… evil, super chocolatey cupcakes…
I guess just a taste. What could it hurt?
*Steals all available cupcakes*
My my my. I had no idea cupcakes could be so persuasive. Now it all makes sense.
*sympathizes with the Weight Watchers*
*With a facefull of cupcake*
Dom ton ow lie me, Brewthki.
Um… what?
I told Brewski not to turn out like me.
I’m weak…
Talking with your mouth full make for… interesting conversations. To say the least.
Apparently typing while eating makeS for interesting typos as well.
It’s fun taking peoples words out of context. Escpecially if they’re incoherent.
CUPCAKES???
You can’t just steal ONE?
*takes
away from Lurk*
Gimme that back! Those are mine, I stole them fair and square!
*fights Leila for cupcakes*
MWWWAAHAHAHA! Success! Now I have your souls!
You used cupcakes to trick me out of my soul?!?
*shrugs*
Oh well.
*goes back to eating cupcakes*
*POUNCES ON Kat, er CUPCAKE*
I am not Fatso but I couldn’t help myself!!
NOMNOMNOMNomNomNom!!!!!!
*catches Leila*
I know you aren’t a fatso! You are as light as a feather!
*drops Leila and watches her float to the ground gracefully*
But I still have your soul now! Mwaahahaha!
No worries, we won’t judge you here.
I will. Have you ever SEEN a pichu?
I’ve seen a picture of a pichu. His name is Machu. He’s big and old and falling apart.
Oh. Wait. That was Picchu.
Llamas like Machu.
.
He’s a nice guy, people walk all over him.
Yay! I’m a llama again!
Wait…
True Story:
My sister once wrote “I am a geek” on my arm. I looked down and based on the way she wrote it, and the fact that I was looking at it upside-down, I thought it said “llama geek”. So I wrote “Camel geek” on her arm. We still call eachother llama and camel geek to this day. Ahhh, memories.
Hey Leila! Where I am, it’s your birthday right now!
So, happy birthday!
*hugs and a kiss for the birthday girl*
Hiya, Brewski — how was the shopping today? In case I don’t “see” you again before your journey home, have a safe trip!
Hi NS! Howzit?
I haven’t left yet, just getting ready to leave for the day.
Thanks!
Have fun & good luck with bargain-shopping.
I’m slaving over a hot spreadsheet. *sigh*
Oh, nightshayde, it’s your Friday night ritual again. What is your estimate for departure tonight?
LOL — my official quitting time is theoretically 7:45pm (2 hours from now). I’m guessing about 8:45, which would be just fine. I’ll keep you posted!
I’m always torn about engaging you in conversation on Friday nights, figuring, you’ll end up staying at work longer if I distract you.
Honestly, I probably would have been done a while ago had I not been playing on FailBlog & ICHC for the better part of the day.
At this hour, I “reward” myself with little visits to FB/ICHC whenever I complete part of my tasks.
If you see this congrats on making it to award time
Woohoo!
*boots nightshayde off the blog so she can get her work done*
:p
Pfft. So much for 8:45. I’m making excellent progress, though!
Hee! It would be a bit of a letdown if you hit your estimate.
Woot – all done! I get to go home now. Hooray!
*tries to decide between stopping at Taco Bell or eating something from the freezer*
Please forgive me for spamming the thread …. but good night, Failpeeps! Y’all have a great weekend, y’hear?!
Taco Hell!
*nighty nite squeeze*
If this was Let’s Make a Deal I’d take what’s behind the freezer door.
Safe travels home, and enjoy your time off.
I vote freezer, too.
Drive safely, nightshayde! *squeeeeeeeeeeeeze*
(My mail has been down for maintenance. It should be back up in another 15 minutes or so.)
Admiral; if there is ever anything that you would wish to discuss with me, problems or otherwise, she knows my address. Remember that I was once, amongst other things, a preschool teacher. We hear it all.
There’s no need for concern. I’m good, coyote. Thank you for your kind offer.
It’s good that you have such nice friends AA.
Yes it is, Jenny. You have nice friends here, too, yanno.
Yep. I counted them tonight.
*falls over from exhaustion*
Jenny, I have to ask. What is that a can of in your avatar?
It’s a can of sweet potatoes.
*has seen neither a cigarette nor a pile of sticks*
*Sigh*
You sigh because you’ll never evolve into a Pikachu. Poor thing…
Just one thunderstone…
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You misspelled “£@|\/|€”.
Wow. I HOPE I never am.
I’ll leave it at that.
You seem to have dropped pounds all over this post. Here steal a cupcake.
Cupcake! 2 points for me!
Wait, weight watchers is like golf.
That took me a minute, but, LOL!
My mother was actually successful on this program. You are given weekly points where you can “cheat” also exercise allots for more points.
You can figure out the same thing with calories. Weekly programs work soooo much better than daily ones. Sometimes… you just NEED ice cream!
*drools*
Ice cream…
Sometimes?
Sometimes. Ice cream doesn’t hold all that much of a draw for me. But tonight I HAD to go buy a container of Ben & Jerry’s Vanilla Heath Bar Crunch!!! I would explain it if I could.
You are all about art today? Drawing people in and draws for you?
*Pencils Avis in for an AAA meeting.* Art addiction is no game.
I’ve decided that it’s physically impossible for me to listen to “Walking on Sunshine” by Katrina & the Waves without moving some part of my body (perhaps many parts). It’s such a happy little song!
Hee! I find that song irresistible, too. I remember hearing two versions, and the one that took off in the US I thought was the lesser of the two. I never hear the version I liked better anymore.
And don’t it feel GOOD?? WOO!
*be-bops*
*snaps fingers, swings arms opposite hips*
*tries not to look too dorky–doesn’t care around friends
Heeeeee!
*smooch!*
*takes your hand in my hand, lifting them up high, lowers and extends, gives a twirl*
I’m walking on sunshine, woooah-oh!
NNNOOOOO!! Nasty earworm! Make it stop!
*headdesk*
That song featured in Desert Island Discs on BBC Radio 4 last Sunday. It also had “The Rainbow Connection” by Kermit the Frog.
I always cry when I hear Rainbow Connection. I’m still quite sad that Jim Henson died so freakin’ young.
He was brilliant & we could use more people like him in this world.
Agreed. SO unfair. When I was in 5th grade, my music teacher and I made up some new lyrics to “Rainbow Connection”…it had something to do with pizza, I think. It was fun.
Jim Henson = Genius!!!
Hiya, Ms B! What are you doing on at this hour (or is this not unusual)?
I didn’t play here all day, since I was celebratin’ the Pioneer Day IRL. I missed you guys, so I decided to pop in for a visit after putting the kidlets to bed.
Well then, welcome!
*squeeze*
*goes back to the grindstone*
Ever heard the song “Sunscreen Song”? It makes you want to do something. I love the part where it tells you to be kind to your knees, since we will miss them when they are gone.
*Sigh*
Too late for me and my torn Lcl.
*21 gun salute*
So the pool has been fully dug out. It is now a hole in the backyard with spray paint markers for the transition of shallow to deep end.
A pool? Is there gonna be a slide?
Hmm.
Going to recheck the markings.
*double checks*
Nope but we are leaving a diving rock in the plans.
Right on. When we built my pool we got a slide. I’m beggining to think a diving board would have been cooler.
Boards are dangerous, rocks are safe.
go head first, its much much safer
Especially at breakneck speeds?
Brace yourself…
I hope this imbedding thing works. If not I’ll put it on a clicky.
.
But the people at blamesocietyfilms don’t like us too much.
Fail at failing fail?
Parody=deep down, they really love us; however, they so haven’t captured our essence. There is much more of a muchness to us, don’t you think? (Great find, Quaz!)
Yes, much muchness indeed.
(And Thanks!)
Do you really think anyone other than us could capture the essence of FailBlog?
I wish we could bottle it up. Then I could carry it with me all the time and share it with people who don’t understand. Or just pull it out and *sniff* when I’m going through withdrawls…
*thinks not*
That was almost funny.
But it failed?
Send it in as a submission!
Ha! That’s HIGH-larious! What a delicious way to return the favor!!
“Fail Mockery Fail”
I like it.
Submit it!
I sent it in. We’ll have to wait and see!
Woohoo!
If it makes it through to the public I wonder who would power it…
ARGH! I can’t see it! Please please explain what it shows?
hope it wasnt the same person who called 911 cuz the McD’s was outta nuggets.
She at least did not steal the pound cake… imagine all the points she’d accumulate then.
Desperate Housewi…uh….weight watcher!
Just wanted to come out of my shell to tell you I thought that was a great post
Thanks. Welcom to the Fail. Your avatar reminds me of Dragon from the Rats of NIHM Movie.
I am glad you came out of your shell – not a bad crack at a first yolk.
For the record these WERE weight watchers cupcakes
Hello! Is there anybody out there?
Just nod if you can here me.
Is there anybody home?
^hear^
(4th time’s the charm)
Brewski? I hope this posts. FB is eating everything I say. I’m hear. Hello? Can you here this?
Katz! Thank God! I thought I was all alone in hear!
But, my host just rang and we’re going to dinner now. Then a foot massage. So… I shall talk to you later!
And good morning!!
Okay. Have a good time! TTFN.
If you get this…I’ve gone next door to get help.
*waits*
*watches*
*fails*
*pounces*
*squeezes*
*runs to the next post*
hypocrisy fail!!!
apparently the weight loss program was too much her.
best fail ever!!!!!!!!!!!! i can’t add anything to that its just awsome on its own
DAMN HYPOCRITE
WHAT A SAD WOMAN
sounds like fat alex martin the fattest greediest guy in town
Old pic is old.
Ironic fail
haha! port st. lucie FL!? i use to live there!