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If only I had a way to block the sun…
…Next time, I’m getting a seat on the other side of the stadium!
Looks like his sunglasses failed him as well..
it’s more like “head fail”
the hat looks perfectly fine
How about ‘understanding how hats work’ fail?
This. What a moron.
Did he die?
Looks like a person fail to me.
And it’s a cubs fan…. Figures
The hat is a fail.
Being a Cubs fan = EPIC FAIL!
He should have asked his bro how to work that mystical device.
sunglasses fail,
hat fail,
spot next to the jihadist bomber…. EPIC FAIL
stadium janitorial services win!
Ignorant racist comment win!
Yea that’s really stupid. Smart racists would have noticed he has no beard!
AGREED!
Oh no you didn’t!
Go Cubbies!!!
That’s exactly what I was going to say.
GO Cards!!! The worst part of this is the fact that he IS a cubs fan
Hate to admit it, as a Cub fan. Not even atypical. Of course we all know the Busch Stadium version of the frat-boy jackass would be cloaked head to toe in red. You know, in case the call comes from the dugout.
your a bitch
You’re an idiot.
Hey! this is a kids websit! and ur supposed to be commenting on the pic not blogging! GOSH!
cubs fan. duh.
he’s obviously wearing it as a rally cap.
don’t any of you ever actually *attend& baseball games? or do your teams just never come from behind to win due to the awesome power of the rally cap?
freaking Cubs somehow managed to be in first place at the moment. awesome power of the rally cap (and trust me, I’m NOT a Cubs fan, my team is in 4th in that division)
Brewers? I know. They’ll bounce back, though.
Hmm, didn’t think of that, probably is correct too, although you’ll notice he’s the only one doing it…
Proper rally cap should be inside out. Turning your hat around does not constitute a rally cap. Sorry, this guy is just a moron.
That is not how you wear a rally hat. You turn it inside out and the bill still goes in front.
maybe he should buy a double-billed hat to protect his neck AND his eyes?
The irony is that the hat will keep his neck from getting red, like it should be.
Haha, good one.
Hahahahaha, Epic DOUBLE Fail ^_^
More like douchebag win
Haha! Stupid Cubs Fan!
comment win
i was scrolling down to find a stupid comment like this one.
i second the douchebag win.
Definite comment win!
If only you could actually attach it to the hat…
I know, I can cut my hat up and attach the neck protector to some elastic, then wear that at the front. Genius!!!
No, that would be sacrilegous! Blasphemic!
Only solution is to wear a kind of deerstalker you know? brim front and back! That Holmes fella was no slouch..
Hmmm….that might look stupid though.
PMPL! Now thats funny
Typical cubs fan.
I do this on purpose sometimes, to see if other people get it… and they usually dont.
I think I know that guy. His name is Tim. And he is a tool.
I can’t see.
Ah well! It’s fake anyway, look at the shadows.
what is it about the shadows that make it fake?
He doesn’t look like any of them and he’s definitely not Cliff.
I once wrote a song with the line ‘running scared from the shadows’. I can’t sing it without imagining Hank Marvin in a clown mask chasing me with a blood-red guitar. I don’t sing it much anymore, but thanks for the memories anyway.
Not fake. Every shadow on all the other humans match the shadows on him. Why would you even think this is fake? There are morons like this everywhere.
I’m with you. The shadows match fine. I’m an expert photo-shopper, and an artist in general, so I know all about light source- and there’s nothing wrong with the shadows. That’s all 100% pure, real screw up.
An expert photo-shopper, perhaps, but you need to brush up on your sarcasm detection skills.
Nah it’s definitely shopped. I can tell from some of the pixels and having seen a few shops in my time.
Sorry, I know it is real. My neice’s husband took the picure. He is proud of it and I’m proud of him.
EPIC Reply WIN! LAWLZ!
Ummm I’ve looked at it and I have to say… the shadows do match up. Look at the angle of the shadow from his hand and the shadow of the hat brim on the guy behind him.
Had he turned his hat around and wore it properly, it would have done the same job as his hand.
psst!
(She was being ironic!)
*sigh*
It’s wasted!
Kids nowadays! Why in my day we had to catch 147 seagulls to fly us over the sea to our island school, just so we could learn how to mate potatoes…
*squeeze*
Yes, it’s all gone to seed since then.
*squeeze*
Well, they’ll reap what the sow I suppose.
The shadows looked photo shopped too Jam.
Good morning to all and to all a good morning.
It’s hard to read inflection, and I took the smiley as meaning “ha I caught it and all you suckers fell for it.
My bad. Though this is why I perfer to use (sic) when being sarcastic through type.
I’d never be so smug, it’s not my style.
Have a *squeeze*.
*furiously duct-tapes head to ward off asplosion*
*mutters:* Had he worn it properly…”
My neice’s husband took the picure. He is proud of it and I’m proud of him. It is for real.
You can’t really blame him though. Being a Cubs fan must really mess with your mind.
He’s never been to first base
Never popped his fly?
Always in a no-ball count.
His bat never left the dug out
He’s never played the field.
well then, he surely never got any glove action!
True, true. Remember though that the boys kiss the girls on the strikes and the girls kiss the boys on the…
hits?
foul
He never dug out his bat
odd, when you consider the amount of time he spends waxing it
Is he touching his bag?
Is it just me or does this guy have the lumpiest jaw ever photographed?
must have a potato in his cheek.
*morning*
He’s chewing on 12 chestnuts.
He’s sneaking peanuts into the ballpark in his cheeks.
New mutant power for the X-men…..cheeks of the hamster.
But hamsters don’t store nuts in their…oh you mean those cheeks!
nutty butty rattys.
You ever see a picture of John McCain? Obviously NOT.
You’ve seen Popeye, you’ve seen John McCain.
lol
First time I’ve literally laughed out loud at a fail in a while.
Hint to man in pic….hat not just for decoration, else would be called tinsel!
Whoo whoo?
ha. yeah, santa clause reference.
It doesn’t matter what way a hat goes on a hat-rack, does it?
“Damn, I’ve only been out of the army for five years and I’ve already forgotten how to salute properly.”
*salutes MRN*
*squints*
make sure you have…..
oh i just can’t do it! too early for bad jokes.
*mornin’ jam*
Yeah, maybe the bad jokes are a shade too much at this hour.
(Howdo!!)
i think i was gonna say something about cheeks..
That s it Sordid M stand tall and turn the other cheek.
Maybe he is wearing the wrong Cubs hat and didn’t wan [i]everyone[/i] to notice?
Is there even a Right Cubs hat to wear? I think not!
yeah top 20
not for long.
user error.
turn yer hat around, sparky.
Itz not rocket surgery stupid!
He wants to be cool, man.
if only he had something to shade his eyes he could put his sunglasses on top of his head and look cool.
stubbornness to maintain style fail
(Starts lawnmower)
COME ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The hat’s OK, it’s the idiot wearing it that’s the fail.
backwards man backwards man
backwards man backwards man
I can walk backwards fast as you can
I can walk backwards fast as you can
Have you seen the Tom Green Show online?
nope, any good?
Loved the movies hahaha!
Look at me daddy I’m a farmer!
Yeah, it’s a chat show, in his living room! It’s worth checking out. Clickie!
looks epic, will have to check it out more later
thank you!
Moron thinks “yeah, I’m probably doing irreparable damage to my eyes, but at least I look good”
Typical Red State moron behavior…
“Wearin’ them hats back-werds is kewl, y’all… GO PALIN!”
1992 called. It would like its pathetic, overplayed trend back. K thx bye
PSSST. Chicago is in a blue state.
Chicago is a city, not a state. And though I know I’m gonna get hit for this, I’m a Cubs fan. But no, that’s not me, I don’t wear my hat like a douche.
You should learn to read carefully before you criticize others, unless you like doing so at your own expense.
Read the note again. Chicago is IN a blue state. It doesn’t say it IS a blue state.
Political comprehension fail
Geography fail
Fashion fail – not understanding that the backwards hat thing started in hip hop and has no association to “red state” mentality
Thanks for calling be sure to get your whole head in front of the shotgun.
Confusing POP-Culture for Baseball Cultural FAIL:
The ORIGINAL source of wearing a cap backwards relates to CATCHERS not Rap artists, but you’d have to know something about the history of the great game of BASEBALL to understand – & the subject is a Fubs fan so there is NO chance that he’d understand that homage to the game any more than you apparently do.
alol!
Good thing that isn’t a red state?
Cubs fans can’t help being full of fail, anyway. It’s the definition of a Cubs fan.
XD
What a douche.
brilliant. one of the best fails ever I think, because it is total lack of smartness
he’s dating the skew g-string chick
God help them when trying to slot together! Eeek…
I thought it was a style?
Doesn’t matter what style it is, it ain’t gonna work if he does it backward!
I could’ve sworn it was some kind of fashion…sideways g-strings, backwards hats, pockets turned inside out, inside out t-shirts, etc.
Pockets inside out reminds me of that elephant joke.
Go for it! If it’s the one I’m thinking of, it’ll probably be moderated!
I haven’t got the right equipment to ‘go for it’.
hehehe
Also, I’d have to use the webcam, wouldn’t want to get pregnant!
The webcam won’t stop you getting pregnant!
You need a good “Firewall”, or so I hear!
That’s why I won’t use it. I’ve got me some smarts you know. You won’t catch me wearing my thong or hat the wrong way around.
*quickly adjusts cap*
*waves bye and squeezes all*
fire is the cleanser
bye
Which still makes me “snork”
*high fives K@*
You know the one I mean. HAHAHAHA!
*elephant trumpets*
*charges off to scare the locals*
Yay! The circus is here!
*chases after GCF*
hold on to my pockets but don’t touch the zipper! woo hoo
*trumpet trumpet*
*grabs granny’s “pockets”*
*tramples a midget bystander*
*tries to copulate*
You gotta grab the bull by the horns in a situation like this.
I wanna play with the pachiderms.
*picks up K@ with trunk and tosses her on back*
*carries on scaring the villagers and leaving midgets feeling used*
If he hits the wrong hole going in, it’ll make her ‘jump, jump’.
she won’t even know the difference if she can’t feel that g-string’s on sideways!
Is that Daddy Mac in the pic then?
At least they wont procreate
Kinda doublefail since he bought sunglasses to look cool, not to block out the sun. So, let’s summarize: Cap? Check. Sunglasses? Check. Blocking out the sun? Houston, we have a problem.
what’s that Mr Hat? You ass hurts? Jesus….Jesus Christ
I knew it! He’s at the bottom of everything!
he turned his master around for better access
I’d cap that
ta daaaa!
*is amazed*
Again! Again! Do it again!
Granny I never thought that kind of cap could do that…..where do you put the spermicide?
all over, jizz to be sure
Cum to think of it, that does explain how you managed to do that with it!
I’d batter not keep giving away all my secreets
You’re needed on the next fail granny!
If only the hat came with instructions.
“Wear with brim forward to block nasty sun death rays, rinse & repeat.”
G’morning/afternoon/evening peeps!
*squeezies for everyone*
*squeezie squeeze*
Morning Katz!
*squeeze*
yay Katz!
*refuses to let go*
*gets caught between k@ and katz*
I feel like a kat kat bar!
Bar?
*eases up a bit*
meh- too comfy!
Like kit kat, but sweeter!
….and less messy on a sunny day?
Depends…
*snork*
*squeeze*
the sun is not my friend, it wants to eat MEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
AAAARRGGHHH!!!!
*runs back to the shade*
Good morning katzareny.
psst!
(There’s a new fail!)
psst!
(ok but why are we whispering).
Double Fail… Cubs fan to boot…
MRN says:
July 24, 2009 at 1:01 am
…Next time, I’m getting a seat on the other side of the stadium!
It’s Wrigley Field not a stadium DOH!!!!
Jeff Gordon thinks so…
well its really not the hats fault
Hat FAIL.
Douche WIN!!
Wouldn’t that be the other way around?
I mean, the hat accomplished being a hat. The douche failed to recognize its primary function..
function of the hat I mean..
LOL.
Serious question:
Is there such a thing as a “Black Douche”?
I’m serial.
The shade on a baseball cap is for fashion and to protect your neck, you ignorant fools!
Ye-up, looks like typical frat boy/Cubs fan idiot behavior. And I’ve been to enough Cubs games to witness these kinds of morons.
Oooh!!
hat is fine–it’s what’s under it that’s fail.
R-Tard
That’s what sunglases are for and you will get a free cookie if you do it.
Figures…he’s a cubs fan.
Simple and original! These are the most funny ones!
If he wasn’t a Cubs fan, I’d say he was a douche bag.
Because he’s a Cubs fan, that makes him even more of a douchebag!
He’s a ‘Bro’…
or 
In a crowded sports arena/stadium…
With a bunch of other ‘bros’ and guys…
Who have all been drinking (or pretending to)…
There’s only ONE reason a ‘Bro’ turns his hat around in THAT situation…
Depending on if your his “girlfriend”/parents or one of the other ‘bros’…
LMAO.
He is a cubs fan after all, you can’t really expect much from him.
My kudos to GMC360….
I didn’t see your coverage of the matter preceded mine…
LOL
tonto del culo
There must be a visor way to wear a cap.
lawlz
Its all about the image…..
What a loser!!!
Unfortunately I know too many guys like this……
Ahahahah.. Cubs fan.. what a douche.
“I can’t believe I’m the only one here wearing my hat the right way.”
*with apologies to Jack Norworth*
“Take me out to the ball game,
Take me out with the crowd.
Buy me some peanuts and cracker jack,
I don’t care if my hat’s in the back,
Let me root, root, root for old fashions,
If I can’t see, it’s a shame.
If your hat’s on right, then you’re out,
At the old ball game.”
Hey, if he turned his hat around, how would anyone be able to tell what a douche he is?
It is a CUBS fan. Heck, I’m still surprised he figured out the hand thing.
The guy next to him deserves to be mocked–adults should not be wearing pinstriped baseball pants and a mitt. Was he hoping to run the bases after the game, too?
Stupid cubs fans
What do you expect, it’s a Cubs fan.
exactly their all dumb asses. XD
they’re XD
it’s so perfect that he’s wearing a cubs hat
I only know of one good reason for a guy to turn his hat backwards (and it usually gets his knees dirty)
yeah, he died
Typical for a Cubs fan :]
You guys don’t have any lives at all
ok this is one of the better fail posts
You see people where hats not to block out the sun, but to wear them backwards to look cool. Or at least they think they look cool.
Ah, sad to see that it was one of my fellow fans. Sigh.
Should be ‘common sense’ fail
MY bet is this guy ALSO wears his shorts down to his ankles, and when he plays basketball he wears a two inch wide bandage on his head. Heck, you might look at his car and find 24″ inch wheels and thin tires on a 1984 Buick with different color hood and trunk. And he might also wear a size 45X T-shirt … usually white.
And … obviously he thinks Michael Jackson is a “Hero”.
Only a Cubs fan would be this stupid.
burn in hell.
Why don’t they just make baseball caps without the bill if nobody is going to wear them properly? People look so stupid with their hats on backwards. What’s the point if you’re not using it to shade your eyes?
They do make a baseball cap with out a bill. It is called a beanie.
Wearing a hat backwards is as dumb as the idiots who wore their jeans backwards back when Criss Cross were popular.
omg….criss cross thats a blast from the past.
That is so funny!
The Retardinals suck.
Visor win
SUN GLASSES FAIL!
It’s not a HAT fail. It’s a hat USER fail. The hat would do its job if the guy weren’t so stupid.
Pathetic guy…
a very very bad hat fail
it just goes to show that Douchebaggery and stupidity have merged into one genetic hybrid of a human beeing, we should studdy it and then put it down before it procreates.
Is it bad that it took me a minute to figure out why this was a fail?
He’s a Cubs fan. Enough said.
Red Hair + Cubs Fan = EPIC FAIL
Hey! Bro! Hommey! Hey! Dumbshit! Turn yer hat around, dipshit!
He forgot the practical nature of a hat with a brim. Block the sun and rain.
Murphys law. If you turn the hat for 180° it will actually block the sun.
However, Epic Fail.
But if he turns the hat 180 degrees, he’ll be facing the wrong way. Unless this is some sort of magical hat that can be turned independent of his head, and that’s just crazy talk.
Thats the point xD
as long as i look cool broseph! now gimme a $6 coors light in a can and a 10cent hot dog
Shades FAIL too lol
Typical Cubs fan, I see.
…and he’s wearing sunglasses.
DOUBLE FAIL
And just think, this guy probably votes! Any wonder why we have the caliber of politician we have today?
typical cub fan
It’s to be expected from a cubs fan.
Ya mean FASHION FAIL! What a great worsening day of watching baseball. *BASEBALL SMASH THE CUB FAN*
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA… OMG… idiot!
LMFAO!!!!
He should just have turned himself around
this one really LMAO!! hahahahaha!!
Here’s a hint…turn your hat around, Douchebag. Stupid Cubs and their Stupid fans…
he’s a cubs fan..that’s a fail in itself.
he was also probably too drunk to realize his hat was on backwards.. because that’s what goes on at the biggest bar in chicago- wrigley field.
Loser!
Did you ever consider that he may have his head on backwards. Makes sense to me.
It figures – he’s a Cubs fan. BOOM!
He needs one of those bucket hats so he can have a brim all the way around.
I love how he’s wearing sunglasses, too. So epic.
I don’t know about this one. Here are my issues.
1) The Cap forward may actually hinder his vision of the game. While he could get the sun out of his eyes he would have the top portion of his vision cut off(seeing as how he’s looking down). So he probably turned the cap around.
2) Given how bright the sun is in the picture. This may be a case of being in the moment. Sun glasses of that size will help block the sun when looking directly forward but looking down will allow the rays to hit his eyes from the top. So his natural instinct is to use his hands to see block the sun from the top.
3) So why doesn’t he have his cap forward. Probably earlier the sun wasn’t so bright. Probably behind a few clouds(and different position in the day). When the Sun gets from behind the clouds he is hit with a moment of high brightness. So he covers the portion of his eyes not covered by the glasses.
I don’t think is a fail unless I see a video. If it was always as bright then we got something.
What you fail to realize, or at least note, is that the guy is a gigantic douchebag. You can tell this just by looking at him.
damn cubs fans are stupid
A White Sox fan would never be such an idiot.
Leave it to a Cubs fan smh…
You’re right, a sox fan would been shot after walking about of “The Cell”, and would never have a chance to be an idiot.
The thing is, there are people practicly showing him how to USE THE VISER!
Guess he likes squinting at the world instead of seeing it
what a dumbass!
Sometimes sacrifices must be made to get the xtra-tooltastic look.
What a Jackass.
We use hats like that in Brazil.
But, yes, he was way too stupid to use his hand…
turn it around! idiot
FAIL.
that is definitely at seaworld
well its only as stupid as those people who are holding up their own pants even though they are wearing a belt ( cus itz liek zo awzoem wif teh pantz hangin’ dawg )
Hat and glasses fail
stupid cubs fan. sunglasses ftl
god what a tool
even monkeys would use the hat by imitation, just look at your sides
(bad english? let me know)
typical Cubs fan…
What an idiot, this is one of my favorites.
freak =P
The hat had nothing to do with this fail…
O
M
G.
This is my ex. I broke up with him because he was too much of a bonehead.
I knew I was onto something.
how about worthless post fail
Wow what a dumbass
has anyone noticed the guy sitting next to him? he’s wearing uniform pants. was he told he may pinch run at some point?
Remember….you must be 10% smarter than the equipment you use….
Hmmm.. It’s a Cubs fan That figures
(White SOX RULE)
Hes Not Blocking The Sun He’s Saluting The Fura
lol I bet if you suggested turning his hat around, he’d say something like “Nah dawwwg its cool brah!”
LOL Epic BobFail.