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Thirded!
Pi’ed!
To infinity and BEYOND!
INFINITY PLUS 2
Sjunde!
Sju is the Swedish 7.
Swedish means infinity + x, while x is the squared sum of all numbers in your posts.
So the Equation is: f(x)=7*(∞+x).
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Cheers!
Head asplodes…..
Must be my boss. Only she would put a thong on sideways and high enough that you can see it every single time her shirt comes up.
She always has it pulled up to her ribcage.
sweeeet. Its like those old men who wear their pants as high as their nipples. That’s what I am gonna do when I am old, it’ll rock. I’ll maybe wear a thong too, sideways, hiked up to my man-boobs, over-top of my pants.
I am gonna be the coolest old dude in the home!
still petty hawt.
Pants as high as your nipples? That’s cool, when you’re old your nipples will be as low as your pants.
his nipples will end up tucked into his shoes and get tangled up with his shoe laces when he goes to tie them up. :3
LOL – Sweeeeeet.
it would be a photographer fail if it wasn’t for just how unbelievably obvious it it, still perfect… errrrm… form?
*head also A SPLODE*
nerdgasm lmao
That equation f(x) with my head.
Excuse me ma’am, but you’re doing it wrong
Totally doing it wrong.
Thong coverage win?
I think the guy/girl was having *** with her and found that, thought it was hilarious, and took a picture. She did it extremely wrong!
Wearing a thong? Ur doin it rong!
Wrong thong! Wrong thong!
She must have been in a hurry
Maybe someone interrupted her in doing sth?
Old
granny thong?
Granny’s thing hangs out of Granny’s thong?
Those don’t look like Granny-panties to me.
usually i start out normal, sometimes i have to fold the left leg around and put my right leg through for extra support
The thong? The butt? The girl? Or are you old?
Nah, the fail is old.
back-from-the-cemetery-old fail.
LOL
hey this is the first time i havent seen the comments all long gasp
Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssssssssssp!
How’s that?
welcome to morning
is that a condom?
Yes. A cotton condom, ripped apart, in its new function as a thong.
I’m surprised it hasn’t snapped, then.
Maybe it has during intercourse and now she can’t get it off?
Thank god I wasn’t eating when I read that.
Thank God I was reading. I almost ate that
Nom, nom, nom
*eats Jenny’s sweet potatoes*
Wait don’t read that!
Potato flavored edible undies?
/ barf
Swweeeeet
you bad mouthing me? >.>
I don’t get it, where’s the fail?
Right hip on left hip, crack on right hip, left hip in crack.
You put your left hand in, left hand out, in, out, in, out, shake it all about…
O.o
You put both hands in, you take both hands out, put both hands in, and … clap?
Wow. I’d hate to meet that woman.
could this be a reference to that win from awhile ago when a woman was asking how to tell if her vagina was too wide?
That cracked me up!
Oooo! You made a wisecrack!
I’m glad you thought it fanny.
She must be the butt of all the jokes.
Only cos I rectum all.
Again, I walk in anal the fun is over?
Colon over we can start the fun anew!
Oral we just getting started?
I think I need to bowel out.
Don’t assume that.
That bum’s me out…
(sorry way too easy)
That’s a relief. I thought you might g-string me along.
she’s got her thong on wrong…the little string on her right hip should be in her crack right now
Um…. probably not. The strip on her right hip goes on ONE of her hips, the strip on her left hip should be in front, I believe (see the bow?), and the part that’s on the FRONT of her left hip should go up her crack. Usually you wouldn’t have the *larger* parts of the thong on the hips.
Ignore that — it was finally explained, but I missed it when I skimmed. At least a couple of people know how to wear a thong.
This is so old.
Compared to Michelangelo’s paintings? No.
True, must be somewhere on page 2. I´ve seen it on failblog at least a year ago. Why show it again?
Because people don’t know! (and the admin is on drugs).
Gooooood Moooorrrnnnniiiinnnnggg Vietnam(failblogers).
Well I think her sling shot is broken.
could be a targeting problem
shat-a-pult
If you pull a thong string and let it go does it make a”thong” sound.
*sings the thong song*
it things a thong that makth your ath thore
Leth noth do this “th” thing.
If you break wind while wearing a thong, does it play a note?
It plays “Moon over Miami”…
Sometimes it’s Dust in the Wind.
Butt dust!
Is that by Skid Row?
The Butthole Surfers, surely?
This situation must be redressed!
Attire of people who don’t know their arse from their elbow.
I hate ignorance cloaked in the guise of fashionable trends.
It’s apparel that these people need Gok Wan to help them.
Yes, he would get their butts in gear.
They should garb his advice. He’d definitely address them putting their butts rather than their hips in gear.
If they would just read our threads they wouldn’t be such duds.
It just might give hem a leg up.
If they read these threads they might get-up and go.
It might just wear them down.
Would Gok Wan costume much?
Only if you sleeve the discount on the table.
Accouterments omthing under the table.
(Yes, I know it’s lame, but I’m attired man.)
Mind you the guy behind him cannot stop the panties.
*pants*
*squeeze*
i tried to write you a message, but it sent before I finished it
Were you writing in the snow?
I ran out of letters and had to use a series of dots to finish, damn beer not what it used to be
I saw you had- but I cannae read it at work- damned rules!
I hate those bloody rules!
Aww Braile. That will be messy.
especially if a blind person tried to read it
maybe this woman can ride side saddle as well?
She actually has the thong on properly – she’s just a freak of nature.
FB won’t stop being slow.
I’m outta here for now, this is annoying.
*Grabs AE’s ankle*
Nooooooo!
*Is slowly dragged away*
He has a point. It’s also slow for me too.
*waves at Arthur*
*Gets out the whip*
Yah! Yah! Failblog!
Horsing around won’t help but it is fun.
the intermail is hanging like one though
It’s neigh good. I’m going to have to have a bit of a reset.
*waves and squeezes*
Eye have this nagging feeling that somebody may lose an I.
Aye! It will probably be me saddled with that.
Pony up the extra cash for an upgrade.
*Gives Jam ipatch*
I hope this will rein in your problem.
It macs no difference if you don’t have the horse power. I foal’d!
My mane frame is having issues.
*hoofs over to check it out*
Check your wire harness.
I see the problem. It’s sway back by the router.
That covers your line in bay.
There is something very roan here.
it’s just about FB failing.
I could have gone without seeing that.
Yeah, but isn’t your life better now?
most painful looking birth I’ve ever seen
Check in after birth.
its like parking your bicycle in an airplane hangar
Depends on the size of your kick stand.
mine keeps turning towards the left, and the brakes don’t work for sh*t
Sounds like you have a leak in your line.
the tread’s worn out and the bell won’t operate, but the leak is constant
Can you still toot your horn and use hand signals?
the horn lets out a bit of a flat note after much hand signalling, but it takes forever!
This is just the second day of 6 day thong wear! Save on washing!
omg left, right, middle then back to front left, right middle lol
You forgot inside out.
and then commando! woo hoo!
Then you can use the thong to hold your M-14 on your back!
but the smell keeps giving away my position!
*Sniff*
Ha! Balls up!
she forgot her period undies!!!!! lol
and her hip smells like ass
she just needed more then a strip of fabric to hold the pad in place leave her alone ppl lol
i think i’m too disgusting to ever be witty lol
lets have a look see
haha ^_*
It looks like a purple sumo wrestler!
Good morning Mr Halifax. Is your thong on right
I think I must of misplaced it.
Watching sumo this afternoon, this fail was bound to come up.
He he I didn’t even recodnize you! Yay sumo!
Seems like my ninja disguise worked longer than I thought!
♥ the purple hippo!!! Shake it!!!!!!!!
she has Ed Zachry disease, her one leg looks Ed Zachry like her torso
It’s a common disease I hear.
*Ed Zachry!!! *SNORKIE**
*squeezie!*
I am so hungry I would almost eat a taco wrapped in string.
Make sure it isn’t from San Diego though.
Advice noted.
www. sandiegorestaurants. com/restaurant. cfm/restaurant/73/LasOlas
Just in case San Diegoans start hacking at me with words.
The old ones are the best.
REPETITION FAIL!!!!!
Check out March 15th 2008.
DOUBLE POST!!!!
LIES!!!!
THE CAKES ARE!!!!
You know…I never knew what the joke is about the cake being a lie.
Me neither…
Pay no attention to it Leila, it’s a lie.
okay.
*whispers:* Search box “Cake Fail.”
she had to wear it to the side, the other strap had a massive gash in it
she had to wear it to the side, the other strap had a massive skidmark on it
No, she was just being all homi-G by wearing it sideways, just like people would wear a hat.
a hat for her ass
Now you two are har ass ing her
Butt the bottom line is this….
_________________
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Maybe she has muff ‘n top.
Maybe she’s letting the yeast rise?
extra cheese
Is this the start of a cottage industry?
more like a start of something stinky.
The Stinky Cheese Man.
…or man at the fish market.
or aquaman on the hunt for manmeat
She should have snatched that up. I hear the big ones are good for the clap.
*Claps*
*Snickers*
*growlers*
Ooh, is that your inner pu$$y talking?
oh damn! I’ve warn me knickers all wrong and now it speaks!
I hope you have a stiff upper lip then. Loose lips sink stiffs.
mine are loose AND stiff! what should I do? it smells deaded
*sprays*
Schizo? Loose and stiff, hmmm… you should try to meat yourself. If it smells that bad, you’re in the wrong hole.
how can it be wrong if it feels so right?
*ack! mini puke*
Oh yes!
*air punch*
I made Granny puke!
*hands over the Pukelitzer prize*
I’ll get that back soon
*bows with my back to the wall*
*poses for photos*
*steps over mini-puke*
Here is a $1000 bursary that goes with it Jam.
I don’t get it.
Give her a break – it is hard to put those back on under a dark bleacher.
Comment win!
I don’t get it
Then you’re wearing your thong wrong. Very wrong.
I think I am one of the few women who would admit that I’ve worn undies inside out but to mess up a thong to this degree? Hmmm…
I mean, it would just feel weird and out of place in certain areas if you know what I mean.
*puts hand up*
once just once, when I was late for work, and it was dark, I worked it out as soon as I sat down though……yeowch
At least your realized it right away …
Good morning *squeeze*
I for one have never had that happen…
*runs to bathroom to put his T-back on properly*
Hmmmm. teabag issues?
Yep, the boys don’t like to be apart.
They prefer one cup?
*Flees*
They prefer the David Hasselhoff autographed Speedo, but they don’t always get their way.
*thinks about taking a dip in the cup*
Morning Leila *squeeze*
trying to explain why I needed to go to the loo right after I got in was more than embarrasing
I tell my hub and he thinks it’s hilarious!!!
Agreed, Ive totally done this before, but i did realize before i left the house! (one of those showered the night before and getting up at 5 am bs.)
*points ET finger at the picture*
Owwwwwch.
This fail is what happens when you’re a chick shagging some1s husband and then the wife almost walks in on you…
and you have to quickly adjust the strap-on to look like a g-string
*roffles*
*snorkroffles*
Did the thong died?
The pita principal in action. ^
I pita the fool!!
There shall not be the Pita patta of tiny feet any time soon (am sure there will be chaffeing)
But you can all join me for humus and pita bread!
Sounds like an wholesome, earthy meal. There was no need to have a pita party after all!
swipes extra “n”
Are those Brewski’s, Arthur’s, granny’s or aiki’s?
The weird thing is, the first thing I thought of when I looked at that thong was “Brewski”.
That’s not just weird BFF … there is another name for it.
The first thing I thought of was “how many Brewski’s did it take?”
So, what’s the answer?
More than 3 less than 8. Anything more than 8 and Ms Skratdaddy is dissapointed.
Where is Brewski, anyway, Leila? Weren’t you two sightseeing? Didn’t he come back with you?
Um…no one is supposed to know we are together Judy. So, I know nothing.
Brewski’s MINE!!!!!
SAY WHAT?
All your Brewskis are belong to us!
you heard me you hippy!
*squeeze*
MINE MINE MINE!
Just kidding
Maybe she doesnt like small string…
First
Still got nice curves
This picture has been on this site before
FIIIIRRRSSST!
hmm… I wonder if she is wearing her thong wrong way on porpoise because she has diarrhea.
on porpoise? they make special underwear for dolphin riding? Sweet!
Dear Mom, today I found my special porpoise!
I wonder, is this a normal occurrence among thong wearers? Cuz I’ve put my under wear on backwards before but i realized as soon they were on. just wonder if this is an easily made mistake.
I happens … a lot!
I wonder what I would I say if I was ever able to get some lovely lady down to her undies just to find them ass-backward and sideways. Hilarity!
No! Never use the word Hilarity again in this conversation! It sounds too much like Hillary, which brings mental images of Senator Clinton in…augh!
*runs to get brain-bleach*
I would say the same thing I always said when I was single and the opportunity came about.
“Thank you God!”
O_O
Um… to you, maybe. I’ve never had it happen.
Yo se la acomodo con la garompa!
Sorry, it came from the bottom of my heart.
Que Asco!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! There’s that smurf again
Is anyone relieved that she at least has a nice physique?
I would relieve myself on her
golden shower?
slight tinge of red from the wedgie
(sorry)
Yuck! Base relief!
TBH it would be even funnier if she was more amoeba-like.
Not really relieved, I can’t get passed the fact of how incredibley stupid she must be.
Passed?
Pussy floss?
Dental dam?
I lol’d.
What I don’t get is that NONE of the straps seem to be the same width…. The one heading down is wider than the one on her left hip, and of course the string on her right hip is thinnest … What is going on here?? O.o
Let’s see…The one on the right hip should be on the left hip? The one on the left hip should be in the front in the middle? The one in the crack should be on the right hip? No No that can’t be it.
*reopens CAD*
*tries to work it out in 3-D*
*bangs head on desk*
I thought the same thing, too. Additionally:
- There seems to be a seam where the strap on the left meets the middle part, but I can’t see a seam in the same spot for the supposed ’strap’ going downward. Which doesn’t make sense, since it should be symmetrical.
- The downward ’strap’ really must be wider… if you look at it’s edges, they aren’t pointing down (into her… erm… crack) like they would be if the strap were the same size as the other one. If you know what I mean.
- Is that like, a tiny little bow where the thinnest strap meets the main part? If that’s supposed to be the bottom strap… well, I’ve never seen them put a bow there.
That’s why thong’s should come with an instruction manuel
I wonder how she wears a tube top?
Very well from the looks of it.
Hey, she can wear her thong any way that she likes. Who knows, maybe wearing it like that gives her a nice little rub when she walks.
All I gotta say though is that at least she doesn’t have a tramp stamp tattoo.
WHALE TAIL WIN!
Once upon a time I threw some clothes in the wash and the leg hole went over the center ringer in the washing machine. I thought they were OK but actually the the right leg hole was bigger than the waist. When I went to put them on several days later I got confused. I kept turning them and turning them. I would stop and look at the tag, then start turning them and turning them.
Off topic- If you asked me what I wanted from the grocer and I texted you OJ simpson and COFFEE KAREEM abdul Jabar. What would you buy?
Orange juice, coffee, creamer, and a tabloid?
A bloody knife?
Win
Think before you dress, you may regret it in the long run.
the wrong thong song
let me see that thoooooong
wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong
Hasn’t this been on here b4? ive seen this pic b4 and im pretty sure it was on here
Dress in a hurry after sex win.
I’M CONFUS.
I’ll help her fix it…using my dick that is.
Uhhhh…. I say win
we’ve already seen this, i can almost swear it.
Hey look, that lady has her ass on sideways.
Hey look, that lady has her ass on sideways.
Hey look, I already posted that.
(No delete button, grrrrr)
i think thats me
Copyright fail?
http://www.failfunnies.com/thong-fail/
now I may fail for not reading all the comments before this
but this is a repeat posting fail, i was just going through the older ones and this was posted back in 2008.
So, you don’t take the time to read the comments on this fail before posting, but you have time to go through all the pics back to early 2008?
It’s not worth the brain power to try and figure trolls out.
But… think how impressed the Nobel Prize committee would be if I succeed.
True, true, cause knowing is half the battle.
Is it wrong to wear a thong under your sarong in the midst of a throng?
Only if your thong is on wrong.
So long!
OMG Danny Kaye I thought you were dead
I read this whole thread and some parts are so puntastically amazing!
Getting dressed in the dark, hung over and in a hurry… uh… win or something. Likelihood is, somebody got laid so what’s the big deal? = )
my faith in humanity is once again shaken.
Backwards!
this is a repeat fail D:<
OMGZ, I love blonds !! Since she isnt capable to do it on her own I would like to help her with that xD
i would like to see more fails like this one
It looks weird – design fail maybe. I’ve seen a number of these around – they are not so much thongs as knickers with asymmetrical cutouts.
Yes, I live somewhere where I see a lot of thongs. Sucks to be you.
Skank fail?
Whale Tail Fail
hahaha
Y’know, I’ve been this woman, and it has nothing to do with ignorance. If a woman wears a thong/g-string every day, eventually she will get it wrong. Picture it: you roll out of bed, get dressed half-asleep, and see you’ve overslept to the point where you have no time for coffee. No time to realize your mistake. Then you rush onto the subway, and some asshole takes a picture of your butt. Pretty women are doing the world a favor by wearing thongs.
You disagree? You think she’s a stupid skank? Well, are you A) a misogynist who could never get laid by a woman like that, or B) an overweight, self-hating woman who is too ashamed to ever wear a thong? If so, your opinion might be just slightly biased.
Did she have that specially made? How do you even do that?
Epic CREATIVITY FAIL! http://failblog.org/2008/03/13/dressing-fail/
Didn’t even bother to change FAIL stamp.
Whale Tail Fail
I think this is a style, unless you want the shorter sring up ur ass
I guess they do need instructions.
Methinks she was scrambling to put them back on before someone walked in on her an her boyfriend.
Must be a sammich in there.