Judy! *big squeeze*
I can’t get used to that smurfette. At work you still have your old avatar. I like it fine, mind you, it’s just unfamiliar!
Well, we went to the former home and village of Dr. Sun Yat-Sen, the founding father of modern China. He led the Chinese revolution, and helped the downfall of the Chin Dynasty. He was the first leader of the new China. A sort of George Washington, if you’d like to think of it that way. I also visited a WalMart, which is more interesting than you might think.
And guess what! You can buy cheap Chinese-made crap there, just like in the good old USA!
The reason I looked was the food section. Countless fruits and veggies I’d never seen, even in USA asian superstores. Also, the seafood section is amazing. Live turtles, frogs, eels, shrimp, and countless different fishies. And of course fresh pig stomachs, livers, hearts, brains, you name it! MMMM, I’m getting hungry just thinking about it!
*squeezesmoochsqueeze*
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What does shrimp cost per pound over there? Just curious as to how it compares.
.
I don’t buy any of the other foods you listed, so I have no point of reference.
.
*smooch x 1,184*
Aaaahhh… that made my evening!
*swoons* *returns squeeze-smooch sandwich*
Everything over here is cheap. Except gas, which is about the same.
I just checked a picture of the live shrimp. They’re still skittering around! The sign say $8.90 RMB per 500 grams. $1 RMB equals $6.80 USD. You do the math!
You can get a good filling lunch for under $3 USD.
Well, that’s a bit of a waste of time! There’s just going to come right back off again!
Um… I mean… in the morning, before you shower! Uh, yes, I’m sure that’s what I must have meant.
State of confusion?
So, Leila, what was your favorite course at dinner? I liked the fish, although the chicken was really good too! Oh, and that weird eggplant thing!
But, alas, it’s getting late!
*looks toward bed*
*winks*
It’s the celebration of the settling of the state (Utah) by the pioneers. It’s a HUGE deal here. We have a parade that’s like the 3rd largest in the nation…or something like that.
Yeah, I’ll email to you. But it’s text only. Can you let me know what you think? It needs to be cleaned up, some misc stuff added, some formatting and links added. And some humor repair, I was a bit tired for some of it so it may need a little work.
Yeah. I started to go through it again, but work interfered. Looking good. Made it a google doc so that we can both edit and see changes, you should have an invite in your inbox. Also you can then send an invite to whomever you want.
♪It’s close to midnight and something evil’s lurking in the dark
Under the moonlight, you see a sight that almost stops your heart
You try to scream but terror takes the sound before you make it
You start to freeze as horror looks you right between the eyes
You’re paralyzed ♪
♪ You hear the door slam and realize there’s nowhere left to run
You feel the cold hand and wonder if you’ll ever see the sun
You close your eyes and hope that this is just imagination, girl!
But all the while you hear the creature creeping up behind
You’re out of time ♪
We go dancing nightly in the attic while the moon is rising in the sky.
If I’m too rough, tell me, I’m so scared your little head will come off in my hands!
LOL Leila – GF was surprised recently when she put cold feet someplace a bit more intimate on me in a similar situation, and rather than jump in shock I sighed pleasantly…
Very well, I have made up my mind about my knee surgery and now all I have to do is decide when I will do it. I’m thinking after I get back from Louisiana and Mississippi next month.
How are you?
Kickass, I know someone with a silver dragon stencil on a red wall and it looks amazing! What’s the mural gonna be of? What kind of dragons are you going for?
I would love English dragons, I have a lot of statues in that style. but I am not that good of an artist, so I am going with a carving that is on one of my husbands swords, It is asian of some sort and just looks like lines, but in that beautiful artful way. …. hard to explain. gimme a min and I will change my avi.
Its my fault, he likes dragons, and I found him a knife that has a handle like scales and a dragon engraved into the blade. It then progressed to swords and such. He can actually use them so it’s really cool, he was into martial arts most of his life.
Good for me, I’m the one that buys them
He was in 7 different types and I can’t keep up with all of them. I just know that he can do cool stuff with weapons, but he says that its just for show, when fighting its not as pretty.
I also know that he hates to fight because once he knocked a guys eye out of the socket with one hit ewww
Having an eye pop out isn’t (necessarily) all that tragical – it happens in martial arts – and elsewhere.
Friend of mine was getting ready for work one day when his wife started screaming in the bathroom. She was putting in her contacts and her eye popped out and was hanging on her cheek. Freaked the both of them out totally!
Ok so I have this pair of (si’s) have NO idea how to spell that, but it’s what Elecktra uses. I SO am going to get a red leather outfit one of these days
He doesn’t get pissed off that easily, what is it with the really dangerous guys, they are usually the most docile. That is, until you do piss him off, and then you just probably don’t see it coming. I have been with him for 9 years and I have never seen him hit anyone.
It’s called burlap from sherwin williams which I coupled with red cent (clay-ish red). I love it. What I was doing wrong was going for bold colors as opposed to neutrals.
I can’t the piccy or the clicky to work. so (I may regret this) If you search WhatIKnow on facebook you will see my avatar, but with a little boy in it. it’s in there. I don’t know if it’s private or not.
I’m orig. from northern LA, near Shreveport. My father is from Lake Charles, That’s as far south as I have been in LA. (Am I the only person from there who hasn’t been to New Orleans?)
bleah. my knee cap was dislocated, and now dislocates itself several times a week and it’s excruciating. Its the tendon that holds the knee cap to the femur (forgot what its called) I’m getting a new one from a dead guy and I’ll be all better (basically, the damage that has been done to my kneecap from repeated injury won’t be fixed though)
I went to a doctor about something similar and he told me not to worry about it! I could move my knee caps almost 90 degrees around the side of my leg…maybe I should get a second opinion.
Well, if it doesn’t hurt… Mine is bruised and swollen all the time, and it hurts like hell everytime I have to punch my kneecap over from the side of my leg back to the front.
I can do that too. My knee caps don’t go quite that far, but almost! Doesn’t hurt for me either. But sometimes when I’m walking down the street my knee (only one) will suddenly give way and cause me to stumble.
The first ortho doc I went to told me to put my leg up and relax and don’t worry about it, that was 9 months ago. I don’t have the luxury of sitting on my arse all day. Definitely get a second opinion.
Sorry the internet crashed. Orang Juice and Coffee creamer is what I wanted. What I got was nothing b/c hubby said he didn’t have time to decode my silly secret messages
eeewe, thanks for the gesture, but i think i’ll just hop in the shower. can you make sure that thing is burrned by the time i get back? thanks *shivers*
That is a puppet to teach childrens how you have to brush your teeth, my sister is Higenist and she have one, but is not a bear is a tiger o somtheing like that, it is scare too. jijiji
As a dentist, I had never thought about how frightening these stuffed animals are. Most dentists use them to demonstrate how to brush and floss our teeth. Looking at it from an outsiders eye I now see the error of thinking this stuffed animal is a good idea. I shall now make a note to never purchase one of these.
If you’re a dentist, would you be able to tell me where I could purchase one of these wonderfully creepy things? I have the urge to make a puppet out of it.
looking at that bear makes me wanna repent, cause im sure if i got to hell, that bear is going to be there and of all the evil things in life i have seen…well that bear is wrong.
how is this a Dental Aid Fail? you don’t brush or floss, and he comes after you. I can’t possibly think of a better aid than that! of course it may cause children to brush and floss until their teeth fall out but HEY, they’re still flossing and brushing.
Brush brush, brush your teeth, otherwise the bear will come eat you… yeah, Rhyming Fail. XD
A bear that bites! Bearly?
I like turtles!
I think they’re boring.
They’re pretty smelly too. You have to change their tank a lot.
Turtles have tanks? That’s even scarier than a teddy bear with real teeth.
You should see their guns…
Yeah, I bet that one over there can curl 50lbs.
WTF!?
I have seen the size of the shells they put in those guns.
its made of smelly poo
NOM NOM OM NOM NOM boy’s flesh
he looks high on novocain. did he die?
yeah! & wotz dat ae?
my blastoise has 2 guns
yeah, look at blastoise! click on my name and you know what i mean…
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
I like them with almonds or peanuts.
I’d like to think that I’m not that creepy looking, thankyouverymuch, Jules!
Nice teeth! You can bite me any time.
*bites Jules on the ass*
Eeeep!
*rubs sore spot*
I wasn’t expecting that.
You should at least bite the other cheek to even them out.
BIG!
BIG BEAR!
BIG BEAR CHASE!
BIG BEAR CHASE ME!!
Mmmm, teddy bear for dessert! It’ll be great after the grover main course! Blue muppets always have a nice flavor.
Hey, Brewski! How’s China? What sights did you see? What song did you sing?
*squeeze*
Judy! *big squeeze*
I can’t get used to that smurfette. At work you still have your old avatar. I like it fine, mind you, it’s just unfamiliar!
Well, we went to the former home and village of Dr. Sun Yat-Sen, the founding father of modern China. He led the Chinese revolution, and helped the downfall of the Chin Dynasty. He was the first leader of the new China. A sort of George Washington, if you’d like to think of it that way. I also visited a WalMart, which is more interesting than you might think.
You have seen the Great WalMart? I bet that was impressive!
*Snickers*
That was great AE!
Funny, I made some comment about the “Great Wall” and got a blank look. I had to explain, “you know, that big wall up in northern China…”
Thank you!
You made a comment about the Great Wall in China to a Chinese and s/he didn’t understand?!?
“They might carve my head into a mountain.”
“Hmm? What are you talking about?”
Well, I suspect they don’t call it that. I really don’t know what they call it. Just a language thing I think.
And guess what! You can buy cheap Chinese-made crap there, just like in the good old USA!
The reason I looked was the food section. Countless fruits and veggies I’d never seen, even in USA asian superstores. Also, the seafood section is amazing. Live turtles, frogs, eels, shrimp, and countless different fishies. And of course fresh pig stomachs, livers, hearts, brains, you name it! MMMM, I’m getting hungry just thinking about it!
*squeezesmoochsqueeze*
.
What does shrimp cost per pound over there? Just curious as to how it compares.
.
I don’t buy any of the other foods you listed, so I have no point of reference.
.
*smooch x 1,184*
Aaaahhh… that made my evening!
*swoons* *returns squeeze-smooch sandwich*
Everything over here is cheap. Except gas, which is about the same.
I just checked a picture of the live shrimp. They’re still skittering around! The sign say $8.90 RMB per 500 grams. $1 RMB equals $6.80 USD. You do the math!
You can get a good filling lunch for under $3 USD.
Did you have you had a chance to answer my silly questions Brewski? from four fails ago ?
Yes, I wrote a response. Gotta get to bed, please look for it.
‘night
At least when you buy cheap Chinese-made crap there, you’re buying locally! LOL
@ Brewski …
*smmoooches & ‘morning squeezies*
*smoochie squeeze*
I promise I won’t. I will be sure to wear my PJs this time to keep warm.
Well, that’s a bit of a waste of time! There’s just going to come right back off again!
Um… I mean… in the morning, before you shower! Uh, yes, I’m sure that’s what I must have meant.
*snork!!*
you sick bastard! look after animals don’t eat them
All smiles!
..
What this dude fail at impressing a girl!
That’s hot.
*bear hugs*
I think it is a cute psycho bear.
*bear squeezes for everyone*
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Happy Thursday!
Hi velvet!!! *squeeze*
*squeeze*
It’s like a Friday to me! Yay for State Holidays!!!
What state holiday?
*checks map to see where she lives*
State of confusion?
So, Leila, what was your favorite course at dinner? I liked the fish, although the chicken was really good too! Oh, and that weird eggplant thing!
But, alas, it’s getting late!
*looks toward bed*
*winks*
*winks back*
AAAAHHH!! What’s Arthur doing in our bed?!?!
Oh well, if ya can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em.
*bows to Arthur in greeting*
*seizes the opportunity*
Carpe rectum?
*roffles so hard his sides hurt*
hahahahah!
mmmmmmmmmm
*waits for Judy*
*squeezes aiki while he waits for judy*
*whips out E.T. finger*
HELLOOOOOO, BREWSKI!!!
*jumps six feet in air*
*slams head into ceiling*
*collapses to floor*
OOOooooohhhh…
How do you call for a paramedic in Chinese?
Fish was fishy.
Chicken tasted like chicken.
Eggplant did not taste like eggs.
But I am with you and that’s all that matters.
AAAAHHH!!!! Leila, there’s only one Tsingtao in this lame-excuse-for-a-minibar!
*panic sets in*
*starts planning urban-ninja beer retrieval plot*
There. There. As an emergency, we can have friends overnight some to you.
At least it’s free for only 500 yen Brewski.
Old fail reference WIN! I had totally forgotten about that one!!
It’s the celebration of the settling of the state (Utah) by the pioneers. It’s a HUGE deal here. We have a parade that’s like the 3rd largest in the nation…or something like that.
Hehe. Come one, come all! Bring your kids and your wives – all of them!
Oooooh I see now Ms B. I thought maybe I was supposed to be off too tomorrow. *sigh*
Do you guys celebrate MLK day? It was a state holiday in AZ but not in TX … surprise, surprise.
Sadly, MLK day is not a big deal here.
*sigh*
It should be though…
Strangely, MLK day is not a big deal in Philadelphia either. In fact, I think it was a bigger holiday in UT than it is in PA. Weird.
Wait, we are allowed more than one?
Why would you want to do that to yourself?
Two girls one cup?
.
Sex is great, time spent hanging out with the wife is great.
Thus 2x great is really great!
Or am I wrong?
What? You’re doing sex wrong? Have we not taught you anything here?????
Great clicky Velvet! Twisted, but great.
Glad you like it, aiki! That’s the beauty of The State: twisted and funny. I finally found one of my faves, but I’m saving it for tomorrow.
*rubs hands together in delight*
Oh, goody! Can’t wait!
*Psycho theme plays*
*Flying pounce (think Calvin and Hobbes)*
*SQUEEEZE*
*Grins at Aiki*
*Squeeze*
Now try to get that mental !mage out of your head!
Bearly! Being away from you has been unbearable!
Get it? un-bear-able? Get it??
Ha ha ha, oh, I kill myself sometimes!
*squeezes*
*Cricket*
Soooooo….. How was sightseeing? What wonders did you behold?
See above. But it’s nothing compared to beholding your bear behind.
*pulls off Brewski’s pants*
Speaking of bear behinds…I see you remembered it was commando Thursday!
I’m no bear!
*runs for cover*
Come back here! I’m not through with you yet!
Hey…be sure you leave some for me.
Hey – wait – whaddaya mean Commando Thursday?!? It’s commando EVERYday!!
*takes thong off*
Whoa! This is so liberating!!!!!!!
Yipper, only way to, ummm, fly
Oh Ms B, see what you started?
*realizes Ms B probably didn’t start this nekkidness trend, but it’s too fun blaming her*
les *sigh*
You squeezing me? Why wouldn’t I want to think of it?
I don’t think anyone wants me grinning after this fail!
I want Bearly grinning!
I do too.
*pounces aiki*
Ha! Silly Tiger! Weren’t expecting that, were you!
*eyes fangs and claws*
Uh… just to be clear…that was a friendly pounce!
*Friendly punch*
I heard tale of a FAQ?
*hunch punch*
A lil’ for Brewski, a lil’ for Aiki…
*Squeeze*
And a squeeze back!
Yeah, I’ll email to you. But it’s text only. Can you let me know what you think? It needs to be cleaned up, some misc stuff added, some formatting and links added. And some humor repair, I was a bit tired for some of it so it may need a little work.
Did you read it yet?
Yeah. I started to go through it again, but work interfered. Looking good. Made it a google doc so that we can both edit and see changes, you should have an invite in your inbox. Also you can then send an invite to whomever you want.
*wonders what aiki and Brewski are up to*
*looks over Brewski’s shoulder*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH…..AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!
My dentist used to have these. Only they were a zebra and a horse, I think.
you came down here just to read me.
“Jaws” on land.
Looks like something the Joker would own
And now the nightmares begin….
*pat pat pat*
It’s okay Judy. We’re in this together.
*hides behind Leila, trembles*
Tell me when it’s gone!
It’s SMILING at me! *flees*
You call that a smile?
You’ll just have to grin and bear it Judy.
Judy is baring it??
You know that’s not my style, Brewski.
Why did you think I was so : shock : ed?
It’s not going to go away Judy. We just have to pretend we NEVER saw it.
But he sees you. Whahahahahaha
♪It’s close to midnight and something evil’s lurking in the dark
Under the moonlight, you see a sight that almost stops your heart
You try to scream but terror takes the sound before you make it
You start to freeze as horror looks you right between the eyes
You’re paralyzed ♪
This is thriller!
*makes note to NEVER rub Jules’ belly*
But the belly NEEDS rubbed!
*rubs Jules’ belly*
I gotta make up for biting you on the ass.
When did this happen?
It happened up there. ^^^
It took me by surprize, but I think I liked it.
Ms B is always full of surprises.
I might consider rubbing your belly after I recover from the nightmare you’ve worsened for me.
Yay, Ms B to the rescue.
*rubs Ms B’s belly*
*hides*
♪ You hear the door slam and realize there’s nowhere left to run
You feel the cold hand and wonder if you’ll ever see the sun
You close your eyes and hope that this is just imagination, girl!
But all the while you hear the creature creeping up behind
You’re out of time ♪
*sees Judy hiding*
HEY JUDY!! What’s your little blue behind doing here? Look everyone, it’s Judy!!!
It looks like they went to the Build a Scare.
Carly Simon Bear?
Steven Tyler Bear?
The guy from the Hannibal movie.
Err… Hannibalmovie Bear Guy.
You’ve said a mouth full AE!
Ricky Lee Jones Bear.
same here … *shudder*
The dentist won’t hurt me, right?
*runs screaming from the room, flailing arms*
It’s not the dentist you should be afraid of….
I’ve been looking for a pediatric dentist. Definitely not going to this one!
Say ahhhh.
AHHHHHHHH Mommy!
I’ve been looking for a pedantic dentist.
that’s terrifying.
It’s the NOM NOM NOM NOM Bear. Be afraid. Be VERY afraid.
I am! Hold me, Mal!
I am never going to the dentist. *shudders*
*squeezes all*
*squeeze Mal*
Still overwhelmed with too much work?
A little bit! Yeah
I also only have two weeks from this Friday! Then I am off to my high learning.
Aw. I am sorry. Your hard work will be all worth it.
That’s what she… I’ll get my coat.
Zing!
*POUNCES AE and tickles him*
granny’s dentures?
Granny has an overbite?
holy crap that’s scary
Stick with the inflatables. Less damage that way.
hahahaha! mental and physical, but I bearly touched it!
Are we back to growlers?
It’s more likely to make you touched.
never go back to growlers! never!
sausage all the way, less cavities, free drilling
I think you struck oil. Eeep!
Black Gold!
(Sorry to break in.)
Texas pee?
Marius, nobody should be sorry for butting in. Granny enjoys it too much.
*flees*
Oh Granny, what big teeth you have!
*winds teeth up*
yayayayayayaya
Zomg! I can’t stop laughing at this one! That’s like the Chucky of the teddy bear world.
Chuckybear!
Kind of reminds me of Teddy Ruxpin!
Ruxpin was more creepy than cute was he not?
And that commercial didn’t help.
It’s Alive! It’s Alive!
Wasn’t Teddy Ruxpin the one you stick a tape in and he conversed with his friends?
I remember my daughter had it and a wormy looking thing and thye spoke to each other.
Ah yes, the childhood traumatic dental experience…. glad to see they’ve refined it to such an art.
I can’t bear to look at it.
Someone photoshop it please?
I see nightmares a bruin.
It’s definitely making me brown. Eeek!
*passes polar mint toothpaste*
use this you will not see it again!
That was nice of you. Ursa sweet.
It’s a Kodiak moment.
*passed round the cocal koalas*
(I know it is not a real bear!)
What better way to enjoy this nice sunny day.
Actually, it’s starting to look a bit smokey to me…
It’s all that black smog coming from LA traffic.
You’re looking a bit grizzled, Jules. Is your coat turning gray?
I was pretty slothy this morning and could not get around to cleaning myself up.
It may not be a real bear, but let’s still hit it over the head with a pan(da) just to be safe!
It’s a grizzly photo, that’s for sure.
(hehe… proud of myself to get in on the pun run! Usually I can’t think of anything… shhhh!!)
Well you have to claw your way in zippycat.
It’s hard to get one in amidst the pandamonium.
it seems to be blackbear and white to me.
These jokes should be against the (c)law!
No, that would be pawsitively unfair!
You mess with the bear Yogi(t) the claws.
Teddy Ruxpin has an overbite.
All right, how about Paddington Bear?
Yogi ‘eep talking to yourself, we’ll think you’re bearly there.
I made a Boo Boo!
*sigh*
*puts on rubber gloves*
Yeah, I’m coming to wipe.
Be careful with my Hair Bear Bunch AE.
Don’t be Baloo! I get more Fozzie than you do.
*squeeze*
Ben there done that.
*Gentle squeeze for Jules*
*Gives everyone a Huggy*
Thanks! The baby needed a diaper change.
Sorry….
The smell was getting unbearable!
It is okay, we can’t blame you for being a hot mama.
But you’re not the average bear!
You can say that again, Yogi!
*sigh*
But you’re not the average bear!
Aw shucks.
*Checks for ranger*
*Swipes picnic basket*
Sorry, I missed this when I made a comment similar ^^ there. I always thought that Teddy Ruxpin was creepy as hell.
He’s currently in the attic with the Furbys.
I don’t go up there at night.
Come play with us.
We want to play with you!
Whahahaha
Ahhhh! Toys in the attic!
*stays far away from Marius’ attic*
We go dancing nightly in the attic while the moon is rising in the sky.
If I’m too rough, tell me, I’m so scared your little head will come off in my hands!
It all started with that stupid monkey with the cymbals and
now I have to re-cooper-ate from an earworm infection.
I for one love it, and am considering stealing my dads dentures!
And shoving them… where???
In my toys mouths……of course ….
*Facepalm….just realised she has admitted to having a toy collection*
*makes note in pad*
*steals pad*
what the…..? Brewski!?
*flees*
It’s ok! *grabs pad back from Leila*
It’s past your bedtime young lady!
I am not going to bed without you.
*pinches Brewski’s as$*
Hook up the video camera again.
*plugs in video camera*
*adjusts lighting*
Ready…Lights…Camera…
Hey! This is a private show!!!! Bearly and aiki and Ms B are out there somewhere. Go look for them.
*draws curtains*
*turns out light*
Woah! How can your feet be that cold? It’s hot outside!
I am always cold. Sorry.
*puts cold hands on Brewski’s cheeks*
*won’t say which cheeks*
IRL I always stick my feet between my hubby’s thighs for warmth while in bed. I make him jump. LOL
Awww man!
*kicks rock with toe of boot*
*packs up video and light equip*
*hides lipstick cam in Leila’s undies*
*skips away humming*
LOL Leila – GF was surprised recently when she put cold feet someplace a bit more intimate on me in a similar situation, and rather than jump in shock I sighed pleasantly…
Oooooooooh!!! Maybe that’s where I will put my cold feet next time WN. Thanks for the tip.
Eep!
Past my bedtime! Night all!
*dons insulated pajamas*
*crawls into bed*
Nite Brewski!
*squeeze*
*smooch* hiya sweetheart!
*adds k@ to the “list”*
what list?
*tears well up in eyes*
The list of girls who would be fun to party with.
Yay!
*bouncesqueeze*
*rubs belly*
*high pitched girly scream*!
uuugh my dentist has this dog w/ teeth like that and to make it worse it’s missing a few!!!
Dentabear says: brush daily or you’ll lose an arm.
It looks sooo adorable! :O
This is the perfect illustration of the creepy
we had for a while.
I concur with Ms B on this one. Good morning Ms b.
Morning.
Morning.
Hey look, Harold’s being eaten.
Poor poor Harold.
Can I have his cake then?
What? It’s not like he’s going to be eating it.
*stares at Ms. B*
*Jumps in for the SQUEEEZE*
Here’s half his cake.
*squeeze*
Thanks!
*nomnomnomnom*
Oh sh!t! It’s Mr. Creosote!
*Flees*
The dentist who is about to throttle the poor innocent bear?
Innocent? I see NO innocence in that bear. I say throttle the damned thing!!!!!
♫ Iiiii am an innocent bear! ♫
He just wants to be loved!
It just wants to play…
It just wants to bite…
*lights flick off then back on*
*bear is gone*
*jaws theme can be heard in the background*
*flees*
Okay. . . but that’s going to leave an impression.
It’s Julia Roberts’ spitting image puppet.
The gloved hands represent America going for her neck.
Are those clown’s arms?
Beep! Beep! Teddy!
omg so cute
that thing is going to give me nightmares
It’s Gary Busey’s pet bear
*SNORKIE!!!*
GAH! I’m allowed to post comments directly influenced by GCF but I’m not allowed to write about Julia Robert’s spitting !mage puppet.
*sigh*
You can write whatever you like. It just disappears.
Favoritism!!!!
Nepotism!
Terrorism!
Fascism!
Cannabilism!
penis
Idiotism!
Fetichism!
Copyism!
Lame Parasite…um, ism.
♫ Ain’t nothin’ like the real thing babism. . . ♫
*squeezeism*
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEism!!
Commuиism!
RACEISM!
My dentist has one of these…freaks me out every time.
I wonder how his lovedolls look.
Equal mix, hysterical and eerie.
How to make blowjobs painful.
Some like the pain.
nomnomnomnomnom
k@ kiss it and make it better!!!
*makeitbettersmooch*
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Mine too! I always thought it was funny though…
I wonder how many children this has made cry and refuse to cooperate for the dentist.
AAAAaaaaAAhhhh!!!!!! O_O
That friggin scared the crap out of me!
*throws box of ShamWows in Gashloog’s general direction*
I’m not cleaning it up!
Off topic- If you asked me what I wanted from the grocer and I texted you OJ simpson and COFFEE KAREEM abdul Jabar. What would you buy?
*I posted this on the last fail cause I didn’t know we had moved on*
Pizza and beer.
(The “Recent Comments” box is quite helpful.)
Orange juice and creamer?
A very sharp knife and a copy of “Airplane”?
Maxi-pads and aluminum foil?
How come American schools, etc. have been allowed rename an element?
That’s just what we do, didn’t you know?
*sigh* Seems a bit cheeky to me. Oh well! How are you?
Very well, I have made up my mind about my knee surgery and now all I have to do is decide when I will do it. I’m thinking after I get back from Louisiana and Mississippi next month.
How are you?
Knee surgery? Sounds like a drag. I’m awesome as usual!
Kinda tired still. How did your decorating go in the end?
WIK decorated her butt?
What… You don’t?
Ahhhhhh, the artless masses…
*volunteers to body paint Leila*
I gladly accept WN. Where do you want me?
*eyes door to dark bedroom with candles glowing*
My studio?
You got it! I like vivid colors too, k?
“Colorful” is my middle name!
Ack. Break is about to come to an end. Back to “work” in mere moments…
Well, this is definitely going to be awkward standing in your studio alone to be painted.
Still working on it, (I have 2 small children) I have one wall left to paint red then I will paint a grey dragon mural along one wall.
Kickass, I know someone with a silver dragon stencil on a red wall and it looks amazing! What’s the mural gonna be of? What kind of dragons are you going for?
I would love English dragons, I have a lot of statues in that style. but I am not that good of an artist, so I am going with a carving that is on one of my husbands swords, It is asian of some sort and just looks like lines, but in that beautiful artful way. …. hard to explain. gimme a min and I will change my avi.
Ahhh, hubby likes El Swordos?? Most excellent!
Your husband has more than one sword??? That’s just showing off!
I much prefer English dragons myself. one of your husbands swords? How many has he got?
Its my fault, he likes dragons, and I found him a knife that has a handle like scales and a dragon engraved into the blade. It then progressed to swords and such. He can actually use them so it’s really cool, he was into martial arts most of his life.
Good for him! Quality knives – and swords – can be very, very cool
Cool, is he into ninjitsu, kendo or one of the others?
Good for me, I’m the one that buys them
He was in 7 different types and I can’t keep up with all of them. I just know that he can do cool stuff with weapons, but he says that its just for show, when fighting its not as pretty.
Having an eye pop out isn’t (necessarily) all that tragical – it happens in martial arts – and elsewhere.
Friend of mine was getting ready for work one day when his wife started screaming in the bathroom. She was putting in her contacts and her eye popped out and was hanging on her cheek. Freaked the both of them out totally!
AND – very cool re: the swords, WIK!
k, you can never have too much weaponry
Thats just freaking WN. gross.
or freaky.
I totally agree!
Remind me not to pîss off your husband.
Ok so I have this pair of (si’s) have NO idea how to spell that, but it’s what Elecktra uses. I SO am going to get a red leather outfit one of these days
He doesn’t get pissed off that easily, what is it with the really dangerous guys, they are usually the most docile. That is, until you do piss him off, and then you just probably don’t see it coming. I have been with him for 9 years and I have never seen him hit anyone.
*îmages WIK in red leather, drools*
Oh crap, WIK your husband does not read this blog?
*runs away quickly*
*adds and ‘in’ on his way out*
No, hubby doesn’t read this.
we’re safe!
WIK I cannot tell you how many times I’ve painted my living room. I couldn’t get the right tone I was looking for. I’ve nailed it the 4th try however.
What color? Mine is cardboard. Literally.
It’s called burlap from sherwin williams which I coupled with red cent (clay-ish red). I love it. What I was doing wrong was going for bold colors as opposed to neutrals.
I thought her decorating was in the bedroom?
>snorkels<
I can’t the piccy or the clicky to work. so (I may regret this) If you search WhatIKnow on facebook you will see my avatar, but with a little boy in it. it’s in there. I don’t know if it’s private or not.
I love that new user name feature!
*will be searching for WhatIknow shortly*
Filthy minds! The lot of you! I was over on ICHCB today and had forgotten to guard my colloquialisms from you people!
You can has colloquialisms?
ai fink gaynorvader haz teh liez!! *SNORK!*
I’m confustigated now!
*hands GNV a Klein Bottle full o’ tequila*
Here – this’ll fix ya right up!
*knocks back all of the tequilla*
Nope, still confustigated.
*falls on ass*
Who did that?!
Where in La? I’m orig from deep in the bayou country.
I’m orig. from northern LA, near Shreveport. My father is from Lake Charles, That’s as far south as I have been in LA. (Am I the only person from there who hasn’t been to New Orleans?)
Knee surgery? An ACL problem?
bleah. my knee cap was dislocated, and now dislocates itself several times a week and it’s excruciating. Its the tendon that holds the knee cap to the femur (forgot what its called) I’m getting a new one from a dead guy and I’ll be all better (basically, the damage that has been done to my kneecap from repeated injury won’t be fixed though)
I went to a doctor about something similar and he told me not to worry about it! I could move my knee caps almost 90 degrees around the side of my leg…maybe I should get a second opinion.
Ouch, how did you do that?
I dunno, I can still do it (just checked), it doesn’t hurt at all.
Well, if it doesn’t hurt… Mine is bruised and swollen all the time, and it hurts like hell everytime I have to punch my kneecap over from the side of my leg back to the front.
I can do that too. My knee caps don’t go quite that far, but almost! Doesn’t hurt for me either. But sometimes when I’m walking down the street my knee (only one) will suddenly give way and cause me to stumble.
Yeah, that happens to me too! Oh well.
I did the opposite; I had a piece of my patella tendon (tendon below knee cap) removed to reconstruct my ACL.
The first ortho doc I went to told me to put my leg up and relax and don’t worry about it, that was 9 months ago. I don’t have the luxury of sitting on my arse all day. Definitely get a second opinion.
Probably should, GPs are useless!
GPs, or MPs?
GPs (General Practitioners)
Both.
Um… joke. MP?
:-/
Sometimes you can get great stuff from dead guys!
It’ll be wonderful to not have it dislocating all the time, won’t it?
Heck Yes!
Other than the knee cap, the stomach is the most painful place (to be shot)
A glove that doesn’t fit and a Red Box rental?
A shiny new red Porsche.
Very nice – count me in for a candy apple red Tesla
Hey! WN! Its always such a treat to see you here now!
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! Thanks, WIK. I still miss the good old days, but at least I dare be here at break
*WIK/WN squeezes*
Seems like I haven’t seen you two in ages. And why aren’t we drinking your tequila?
I drank it all yesterday while I was gorging myself on cake…
Cake? We have cake?
I may have eaten all that too.
*urp*
So, what’s the answer Jenny?
Sorry the internet crashed. Orang Juice and Coffee creamer is what I wanted. What I got was nothing b/c hubby said he didn’t have time to decode my silly secret messages
TBH I would have gotten you the most obscure things I could think of, like an OJ Simpson coaster or something!
So I got my answer right ^^^ there!!!
…but sorry about your hubby and I liked your message. I do that with my hubby too but he is much sillier than I am.
*brings Jenny orange juice and creamer*
That is a little creepy, and it is not even correct! Bear Teethare pointier than that!
Bear has evolved.
Vegan Bear!
I know, right? MY teeth are pointier than those, and I am an Omnivore!
You should have seen the bear before braces.
That’s not creepy at all. It’s hilarious. Now take it away. Please. Take it away! NOW! AAAHH!
Oh. Thats why children are afraid to go to the denist.
God, that’s frightening.
Argh! Posts are disappearing!
Mine too.
I gave you a *squeeze* after you fell on your ass ^^ there.
Yeah, I saw it in my email! Thanks.
*squeeze*
Email?
This has got to be the dumbest least fail I’ve ever seen. The morons who decided this was funny fail so hard.
I peed myself, that is terrifying!!
*slaps a diaper on abstract*
We are all scared abstract.
eeewe, thanks for the gesture, but i think i’ll just hop in the shower. can you make sure that thing is burrned by the time i get back? thanks *shivers*
I’m afraid fire might only anger it.
Agreed! Put it in a freezer.
ooh! that’s chilly!
Ice(y) what you mean.
Leila, give me your hand so I can escort you to the next fail. Look both ways before we cross the street.
wrap it in ribons and bind it with majik then put it in a lead box and submerge it in carbonite, then put it in the freezer……
Sorry WIK, I can’t see your post!
Smile!
All ready for the teddy bear picnic?
I’m not sure which is scarier: the teeth on the bear, or the blue gloves
The nurses outfit
So this is what’s telling people to lynch fourth graders?
PEDOBEARS gonna GET YOU KIDDIES
Looks like Jimmy Savilles Hands!
*snorkroffles and screams at the same time*
Ow. That kinda hurt.
I can’t believe I’m the only one who thinks a smurf avatar is funny. ROFLMAO!
That is going to replace the whale in my nightmares.
Somebody hand me the shotgun…
Pedobear evolution win
LMFAO!!!
I’m scared.
That is the scariest goddamn thing I have ever seen D:
Eloquently put, Gero.
Holy sh!t, that’s just wrong. Scaring kids like that.
Jeebus! That thing would’a made me scream and pee when I was little…
But I kinda want one now… it would make my house scary and none of my friends would bring their kids over ever again
i dont get it.
freaky
That is a puppet to teach childrens how you have to brush your teeth, my sister is Higenist and she have one, but is not a bear is a tiger o somtheing like that, it is scare too. jijiji
Yeah, that’s definitely not creepy. o.O
As a dentist, I had never thought about how frightening these stuffed animals are. Most dentists use them to demonstrate how to brush and floss our teeth. Looking at it from an outsiders eye I now see the error of thinking this stuffed animal is a good idea. I shall now make a note to never purchase one of these.
If you’re a dentist, would you be able to tell me where I could purchase one of these wonderfully creepy things? I have the urge to make a puppet out of it.
I think what the person’s wearing is a fail too.
Look at the pattern!
WHO would buy that?!
Dont you hate it when they say “DID HE DIE?” definetly a fail.
Where can I buy one of those bears? That thing is pretty badass.
That’s a scary ass-bear.
That’s a scary bear. If I was a kid, I’d cry.
How creepy is that!
A bear with blue hands coming out of its head and chest THE OTHER WAY ROUND!!!
Hahahahahahaha! That is so freaky to the point of being hilarious.
that may be children’s dental aid fail, but it’s also nightmare fuel win. gods, that thing is creepy…
This is a fail?? I am officially done with this website.
Dude that is an epic fail what kinda fruity dentist puts that there? Its freaking me out. What about a 7 year old kid? lol
Hahaha, exactly, it’s freakier than an average character in a David Lynch movie.
OH NOM NOM
Haha, that’s creepy. I remember when they had things similar to that at my dentist when I was a kid.
DooooD thats a WIN XD
HERES TEDDY!
PEDO BEAR + DOMO KUN = THAT BEAR
creepy
cheshire cat fail.
meow.
Ah man, I remember those. The denture doll in my old dentist office was a donkey puppet.
THIS IS SCURRY AS CRAP!!!
Duuuuude! When I was little, my family dentist actually had one of those! Thanks for dragging up the repressed horrors.
That bear truly terrifies me.
Killer teddy bears!!! These things still scare me >.<
http://ratemyserver.net/index.php?page=mob_db&mob_name=Teddy+Bear&f=1&mob_search=Search
A Care Bear on Elm Street
1, 2 Teddy’s coming for you
I actually really, really want one.
looking at that bear makes me wanna repent, cause im sure if i got to hell, that bear is going to be there and of all the evil things in life i have seen…well that bear is wrong.
how is this a Dental Aid Fail? you don’t brush or floss, and he comes after you. I can’t possibly think of a better aid than that! of course it may cause children to brush and floss until their teeth fall out but HEY, they’re still flossing and brushing.
Brush brush, brush your teeth, otherwise the bear will come eat you… yeah, Rhyming Fail. XD
that bear scares the CRAP out of me.
I kinda want one.
Checking FB before heading to bed was a BAD idea…
I think I’m going to have nightmares.
CURSE YOU!!! >:[
O__________________o HOLY JESUS FLAVORED CHIPS ON A SANDWICH!!!!!!!! This is like a bad dream.. But i can’t punch him or ill break my computer.
Little child: “can’t go to dentist, bear will eat me!”
WHY GOD WHY
I’m surprised more people haven’t commented on how DARN funny this is.
that is the scariest teddy I have ever seen in my life…. It’s gonna give me
nightmares,I just know it… D:
Holy Hand grenade, I nearly peed myself in bed I was laughing so hard!
WHERE CAN I GET THAT BEAR I WANTS IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
so THIS is why children are so afraid of dentists!
Thats really creepy.
Pedobear
Valuable thoughts and advices. I read your topic with great interest.
BAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! This photo has me in tears and stitches!!!
Wow! Does it get creepier than that?
rofl thats pretty scary actually
Ah!
HOLY BALLS i know this bear! it used to terrorize my elementary school and warn us of the dangers of tooth decayyyy…NO JOWK MAN..NO JOWK..
I was eating while watching that one. Tought i choke myself to death i started laughing so hard.
They say a picture is worth a thousand words I just need one Creepy