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fun.
Fun? The adoption proccess for streets is even more boring than for children…
Unless you’re talking about Lynching 4th Graders.
Quite fun.
this is so much of a fail I don’t even know what it is supposed to say. Do they actually want to lynch 4th graders or are they trying to say something else?
Perhaps the street was adopted by a class of 4th graders from Lynch Elementary School?
Somebody paid to name that street, and named it Lynch 4th graders. Looks straightforward to me… in fact it’s almost a WIN
Only if you are in the KKK.
So, only three Kindergarteners would be capable of this?
Get er done.
Your Truly
Redneck
I hope so but in case not, I will save some 4th graders lives by not adopting any streets!
Actully it is cuz i go to that school in redmond, or and im going into 4th grade so yah does that awser ur question?
you have no idea, my friends and i get together and make little nooses in a sewing circle
its bundles of fun
How quaint!
Reminds me of the movie Arsenic and Old Lace. It was a bunch of old ladies that would poison people when they thought their life was unpleasant.
lynch them all
good morning everyone
Good morning Luuk
Hanging around with 4th graders is no fun!
Hangin’ with Mr Cooper.
Why would I want to do either?
I mean to say, being a teacher is the second-worst job you can do in the world, but even I stop short of wanting to do that.
What’s a 4th grader in years old? 10 to 11?
Too young to be sarcastic to or they cry at you, too old to handle delicately. Lynching is the way forward, I say.
Shouldn’t there be a mob to make it a real lynching? If just one or two people kill a fourth grader it’s just homicide. I’d say at least ten are required.
*squeeze*
Is this the Ox-Bow Elementary School playground?
*Yawn Squeeze*
I don’t know about Ox-Bow but I can easily round up a mob of teachers who would be happy to partake in a real lynching.
*holiday squeezes for AE and Marius*
Most of the teachers I know would rather lynch parents.
The Ox-Bow Incident was called Strange Incident in the UK if that helps.
What holiday are we celebrating today Jam?
Hmmm, was that a true story? All I can find are film refs.
Today is the start of the summer for me.
Yes, I know they would. I’ve met my fair share of parents I’d happily lynch. It’s normally the ones who don’t give a crap.
The movie was based on a novel I read back in High School. I no longer remember anything about the book but the movie is worth a look.
Hurray for summer!
In a pinch you could substitute an administrator or two.
And a couple of PE coaches, an art teacher, and a certain asst principal I can think of.
What was probably meant by “Lynch” here is probably the name of a town or something. It probably doesn’t mean to literally “lynch” 4th graders, that doesn’t have anything to do with adopting streets anyway! So it may seem like a fail but it’s just a different meaning!
Or the full forward for the West Coast Eagles.
..So we shouldn’t do what the sign tells us?
OH MY GOD DO YA THINK?
PARDON?
SPEAK UP, I CAN’T HEAR YOU!
My technician tells me you can.
I disagree. It surely means that someone should literally lynch a 4th grader and that has a lot to do with adopting a street. The next comment will explain that part to you.
No,not quite.
It’s “Lynch 4th Graders” (plural) so just lynching one will not fulfil the instruction set.
I stand corrected. Now would you please explain the connection between lynching 4th graders and adopting a street?
Well, let’s see.
Streets don’t talk back.
They don’t misbehave.
They don’t throw their school lunches in the bin.
And they’re never late home.
(I’m not really here)
To put all the 4th graders on a row you need a lot of space and you wouldn’t want to do it on a public street, hence…
*goes back to pile of paperwork*
Sorry, what was that?
A new Evony ad just, erm, distracted me.
Thank you, stranger who wasn’t here.
(To finish paperwork quickly burn it and declare it an accident.)
That’s what I call Gründlichkeit!
Yep. That’s how we do it. Why else do you think I’m able to post here frequently?
*Takes notes*
*Burns notes*
*Has the rest of the day off*
Note: Do not burn your computer! That may give you a day off, but you won’t be able to post.
*Regrets using MSNotepad*
Note: Do not burn notes on desk! It attracts the Fire Marshal.
and he always wants his fireman’s helmet polished
You too GCF? So I’m not the only one getting hosed by the department head?
yes me too
I can’t even burn toast without him thrusting his nozzle in through the catflap
Whatever helps you climb the employment ladder.
normally I wouldn’t, but the crotch fire seems to intensify when he’s around
Sick grannyflap sick LOL
Grannyflap? That’s what is hanging out of the thong? Eeek!
Please warn everyone before putting such sick images in their heads.
Thank you Explanation for that explanation. I never would have came up with that myself. Maybe I should take a picture of my brain and put it up on failblog. Or maybe we should take a picture of the brains of every member of the cheezburger network. You can become the new administrator, because you are the only one who can think of these things.
lol its too funny when you ppl talk here… i love reading what you all are writing ^^ its so silly and mad… <3
We try to oblige.
Where is everybody? I’m here and nobody wants to talk to me?
I don’t know.. This is one of the first times I’ve caught a fail this quick, yet still I’m left out..
*cheerupsqueeze*
Good morning Cap’N ska
Mornin all
Morning Skratdaddy.
you’re talking too much
Adopt a 4th grader, lynch a street? O_O
A name like that, and it’s a clickie.
I shudder to think what’s behind it…
It will bring you to smallwood . com. I won’t click.
Neither will I. “goatse.cx” is the only likely result.
that gave me wood, but only little one
*pushsqueeze!*
FIRST!
First poop? I’ve had several.
You need to get that checked. Could be a symptom of swine flu.
POOP!
No thanks, just had one.
Alot of peopel not in the USA think te sign is funny but actually every street here in florida has that sign.
It means, clean up the street from trash every day adn then we will put up you name on the side of the street :/
Kinda fail what the program does XD
*shakes head*
Um…read the second sign.
Right! That might be it!
4th graders from, dunno, Lynch elementary school, or from a town called Lynch cleaned up the trash on that street and adopted it.
Their name was thus put on the side of the street, with fail-ish resluts.
…I mean results.
Sluts are never fail-ish.
This must be the lamest morning since I post here. Where is everybody? I’m getting frustrated! I think I’ll find a couple of 4th graders and let out my wrath.
Is it my internet connection or is FB incredibly slooooooow today? And I think they have changed something again.
What browser are you using?
Firefox. Usually it’s fast and on other websites it is. Just not here.
That’s what I’m using and it’s working fine. Did you get the latest update from last night?
Yes. As I said, everything else is fast as usual, but not FB.
Strange.
Even stranger: Sometimes when I open FB a second tab opens showing the word “searching” (or “search”?). That’s it. Maybe my computer has swine flu?
does it make a squealing sound when it gets turned on? I know I do.
*squeeze!*
*snorksqueeze*
Squeal like a pig granycatflap.LOL
*rolls pig over*
*scratches belly*
Yep, squeals like GCF
I’ve been busy doing nothing.
shouldn’t you be changing?
*hangs around staring*
I’ve got it covered.
*squeeze*
You’re just too slow. You need to make a faster connection. :p
no no, you missed a spot
*points*
hee hee!
Children are obscene and should not be heard.
I like children!
(not in that way though.)
I like them, but I couldn’t eat a whole one…
They’re part of my 5 a day!
keeps the kiddies away?
You look a bit confused this morning granny!
*squeeze*
how’d that get there?
*pushes cat back inside*
*sets fire to some children*
*squeeze*
*burns the f*
*Calls the Fire Marshal*
*runs and hides*
torches!
angry villager outfits!
farming equipment!
Get the kids while they’re fresh!
Oh, we should eat them after lynching. That explains it… kinda.
*squeeze*
In case you haven’t seen it, check out the bullfighter video. That’s something for you!
LOL! That’s hilarious! Midgets and animal rape! you can’t go wrong!
You should have powered that fail.
Brewski’s one wasn’t too bad, and clean!
Clean didn’t really match the video, though.
In Canada (Ontario)alot of the roads are adopted by local people families or organizations to clean them and they get their name on a sign saying they have adopted this road so help them keep it clean. They clean the raod every two weeks. When they are cleaning it the police watch and if you are speeding the fine is an automatic $200.00 no question asked.
Good morning ?
in Soviet Russia streets adopt you!
You have been to Soviet Russia?`1 of Da Lurkin
born there
*rope in one hand*
Hehehe…
Put the rope down Halifax they are just kids for gosh sakes.:)
*sighs. puts down rope. sees jumprope*
Ooo!
LOL. thats funny…
Adopt a Street
Lynch forth graders.
Advice dog anyone?
Sounds like the work of advice dog if you ask me…
I thought my friends lynched a forth grader and were beating em once
turns out it was just a Dora the Explorer pinata
I was Disappointed that late term abortions weren’t legalized yet =[
List of the streets. Lynch Street, 4th Street, and Graders Street.
“Hello, mom? Could you come pick me up? I’m at the corner of Lynch 4th Graders and Stab 2nd Graders, and I just don’t feel safe. You can tell I’m a 3rd grader, can’t you? I mean, just by looking at me? Uh… please hurry. It’s getting dark.”
this is most likely near an elementary school in a town called lynch. If it was in new york it would say new york fourth graders
This should be made into an Advice Dog picture.
YES.
Here’s your burger!
Ok, I actually know this one, as I’ve often considered taking a picture of this myself. This sign resides in I belive the town of Redmond, Oregon. Lynch Elementary School. I don’t get to that side of the state often, but it’s there…
lynch fail graders!
i dont get whats wrong with it….
lol its a to do list…
1. adopt a street
2. lynch 4th graders
I dont get it
/\ fail
I don’t see the fail in this. There are multiple adopted roads where I live. It seriously isn’t funny.
this isn’t fail. its win.
Those of you that don’t get it are retarded. Lynch, as in hang the fourth graders? And no, it isn’t in a town called Lynch, it’s near a school called Lynch in Redmond, OR. My friends and I have thought of sending this in many a time. I would like to know who actually did it.
The Street gots no Highway.
Has* löl
The pole is the perfect height for lynching, too..
The fail isn’t in the Adopt a Street Program. It’s the fact that the “Lynch 4th Graders” looks like it’s telling people to actually do that. A better way to put it would’ve been “Street Adopted by 4th Grades from Lynch Elementary School” but unfortunately that’s too long to put on a roadway sign.
So yes I see plenty of fail in this.
Actually there is a Lynch Elementary in my town. I never got the joke until now, and I plan to use it whenever I can.
Lynch is the name of a school, i actually went there, ironically… that sign is about a block from the school. lol
What they thought with this sign???? I cant understand that!! TOTAL FAIL.. This is FAIL-FAIL