Comments on: Weapon Choice Fail http://failblog.org/2009/07/22/weapon-choice-fail/ Fail and Epic Fail Pictures and Videos in one blog. For all those precious fail moments, whip out your camera and see your epic fail picture and videos here. Mon, 13 Feb 2012 00:25:02 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ By: Homer http://failblog.org/2009/07/22/weapon-choice-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-1338036 Mon, 06 Jun 2011 05:41:25 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21660#comment-1338036 *Grabs bag of pop rocks*
*Rips open pop rocks*
*shoves open can of coke into bag*
*tosses bag at cops and waits for boom*

]]> By: cooler_than_ice http://failblog.org/2009/07/22/weapon-choice-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-1177569 Fri, 14 Jan 2011 00:50:08 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21660#comment-1177569 beyond food fight…its food war 1!!

]]> By: I Am Bass http://failblog.org/2009/07/22/weapon-choice-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-1059337 Fri, 15 Oct 2010 01:50:15 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21660#comment-1059337 *throws Skittles at everyone* TASTE THE FREAKING RAINBOW!!!!!!!

]]> By: Gabrielle http://failblog.org/2009/07/22/weapon-choice-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-1059334 Fri, 15 Oct 2010 01:45:22 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21660#comment-1059334 *deflects with twix*

]]> By: FailScout http://failblog.org/2009/07/22/weapon-choice-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-981588 Thu, 12 Aug 2010 21:41:04 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21660#comment-981588 The most dangerous snack, I mean next to Diorites…
*Throws like a shrunken*

]]> By: Common Sense http://failblog.org/2009/07/22/weapon-choice-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-947760 Mon, 19 Jul 2010 21:49:35 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21660#comment-947760 *Pulls out AK-47, ends dispute*

]]> By: protection asset http://failblog.org/2009/07/22/weapon-choice-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-891238 Thu, 03 Jun 2010 18:36:55 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21660#comment-891238 serial killers?

]]> By: artyluvr http://failblog.org/2009/07/22/weapon-choice-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-890372 Wed, 02 Jun 2010 19:32:18 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21660#comment-890372 My science teacher made us sing that song… The original version though.

]]> By: infowars http://failblog.org/2009/07/22/weapon-choice-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-846289 Tue, 13 Apr 2010 22:47:19 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21660#comment-846289 does this make us domestic terrorist?

]]> By: infowars http://failblog.org/2009/07/22/weapon-choice-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-846287 Tue, 13 Apr 2010 22:43:54 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21660#comment-846287 disarms m&m bomb, and pulls out biscotti.

]]> By: Jman228 http://failblog.org/2009/07/22/weapon-choice-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-773746 Sat, 30 Jan 2010 23:48:12 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21660#comment-773746 Can I have a bag of your “Assualt”?

]]> By: Smilelily http://failblog.org/2009/07/22/weapon-choice-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-695333 Mon, 30 Nov 2009 22:02:31 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21660#comment-695333 *runs towards cops with reces peices and throws them at cops* that`ll teach cops to mess with me!

]]> By: Smilelily http://failblog.org/2009/07/22/weapon-choice-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-695327 Mon, 30 Nov 2009 21:59:52 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21660#comment-695327 They cheeted! they used cheetos them cheeters! LOL!!!!

]]> By: ♠♣Brianiac♠♣ http://failblog.org/2009/07/22/weapon-choice-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-662191 Mon, 02 Nov 2009 05:42:25 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21660#comment-662191 so do cheetos didn’t you see when chester cheeto snorted some cheetos

]]> By: Sean's Quote http://failblog.org/2009/07/22/weapon-choice-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-662190 Mon, 02 Nov 2009 05:38:43 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21660#comment-662190 Transfat kills. (:

]]> By: itslily http://failblog.org/2009/07/22/weapon-choice-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-596330 Mon, 07 Sep 2009 04:09:08 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21660#comment-596330 Someone got Cheeted on!

]]> By: Cliff http://failblog.org/2009/07/22/weapon-choice-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-571024 Wed, 19 Aug 2009 18:34:48 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21660#comment-571024 That’s right! Make Chester proud!

]]> By: CopCookie http://failblog.org/2009/07/22/weapon-choice-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-539854 Wed, 29 Jul 2009 03:27:18 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21660#comment-539854 Got one better than that. A friend of my got arrested for assaulting a gas station clerk by throwing cookies at him…

]]> By: Amy http://failblog.org/2009/07/22/weapon-choice-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-537967 Mon, 27 Jul 2009 22:50:17 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21660#comment-537967 Maybe it was Cartman… All he had on hand was Cheezy Poofs! ;)

]]> By: zombieduck http://failblog.org/2009/07/22/weapon-choice-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-536130 Sun, 26 Jul 2009 05:51:01 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21660#comment-536130 *someones…sorry

]]> By: zombieduck http://failblog.org/2009/07/22/weapon-choice-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-536129 Sun, 26 Jul 2009 05:49:47 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21660#comment-536129 Well,they can be a choking hazard.However,I do wonder how it can be considered assault.There was a cop who arrested a man for farting on him one time.He was arrested for assault.So I guess farting in somones general direction can be considered assault now? I’d be afraid of holding it in so long that I spontaneously combust.

]]> By: Just Passing http://failblog.org/2009/07/22/weapon-choice-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-535819 Sat, 25 Jul 2009 19:16:54 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21660#comment-535819 AFAIK, he preferred chewing gum.

]]> By: Jamila http://failblog.org/2009/07/22/weapon-choice-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-535197 Sat, 25 Jul 2009 00:06:40 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21660#comment-535197 dangerously cheesy.

]]> By: Clapton http://failblog.org/2009/07/22/weapon-choice-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-535128 Fri, 24 Jul 2009 21:48:00 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21660#comment-535128 *attacks with twizzler nunchucks*

]]> By: ecklcakes http://failblog.org/2009/07/22/weapon-choice-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-534438 Fri, 24 Jul 2009 15:34:54 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21660#comment-534438 FAIL: “they were charged with domestic assault. No one was hurt.”

also slightly predictable that no1 woz hurt, lol

]]> By: ecklcakes http://failblog.org/2009/07/22/weapon-choice-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-534432 Fri, 24 Jul 2009 15:32:22 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21660#comment-534432 *gets tazered by cops while sneaking up on them with a chocolate-coated baguette*

]]> By: gaynorvader♂ http://failblog.org/2009/07/22/weapon-choice-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-533891 Fri, 24 Jul 2009 12:33:37 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21660#comment-533891 Stand by your fail
And tell the world you love him
Keep giving all the love you can
Stand by your fail

]]> By: jam http://failblog.org/2009/07/22/weapon-choice-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-533887 Fri, 24 Jul 2009 12:30:42 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21660#comment-533887 Hehehe, good spot there Arthur. :D

]]> By: Arthur Eld http://failblog.org/2009/07/22/weapon-choice-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-533885 Fri, 24 Jul 2009 12:29:47 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21660#comment-533885 Doesn’t “standing by one’s fail” equals admitting one was wrong?

]]> By: jam http://failblog.org/2009/07/22/weapon-choice-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-533878 Fri, 24 Jul 2009 12:25:36 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21660#comment-533878 You stand by your fail, yet you just admitted they are in fact cereal. Okaaaay then.
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]]> By: Penquins http://failblog.org/2009/07/22/weapon-choice-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-533871 Fri, 24 Jul 2009 12:21:30 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21660#comment-533871 so cheetos are cereal? were I live cheetos are a cheesy-bacon puff snack.

]]> By: McNally http://failblog.org/2009/07/22/weapon-choice-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-532545 Thu, 23 Jul 2009 16:08:52 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21660#comment-532545 I’m BATMAN

]]> By: McNally http://failblog.org/2009/07/22/weapon-choice-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-532543 Thu, 23 Jul 2009 16:07:59 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21660#comment-532543 *dives behind couch, blindsides cops with duel wielded twinkies*

]]> By: dragonslayer182 http://failblog.org/2009/07/22/weapon-choice-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-532033 Thu, 23 Jul 2009 12:11:07 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21660#comment-532033 i live in tenn!

]]> By: gaynorvader♂ http://failblog.org/2009/07/22/weapon-choice-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-531826 Thu, 23 Jul 2009 09:05:56 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21660#comment-531826 Yay! Acceptance! Now to try ICHCB again! *sigh*

]]> By: gaynorvader♂ http://failblog.org/2009/07/22/weapon-choice-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-531824 Thu, 23 Jul 2009 09:02:16 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21660#comment-531824 I got a PS3 and a on Home now, they accept me! *sniff* ;) *squeeze*

]]> By: Arthur Eld http://failblog.org/2009/07/22/weapon-choice-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-531822 Thu, 23 Jul 2009 09:00:29 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21660#comment-531822 The two “X” in Xbox offend me.

]]> By: gaynorvader♂ http://failblog.org/2009/07/22/weapon-choice-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-531818 Thu, 23 Jul 2009 08:58:18 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21660#comment-531818 That’s a good idea! I’ll try that.
(my second name is actually “Gaynor”, I had the same problem on Xbox Live, I even complained and they said my name could cause offense. BS, so I sold my Xbox and now will have nothing to do with it!)

]]> By: RoflOnMyWaffle http://failblog.org/2009/07/22/weapon-choice-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-531750 Thu, 23 Jul 2009 06:34:12 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21660#comment-531750 Crime scene investigators place number markers next to Cheetos instead of bullet casings. This is going to be a tough case to crack.

]]> By: Sir Scarfalot http://failblog.org/2009/07/22/weapon-choice-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-531741 Thu, 23 Jul 2009 06:21:46 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21660#comment-531741 :|
;)

:O … I wonder about this one…
:shock:
:roll:
:twisted:
:lol:

]]> By: Sir Scarfalot http://failblog.org/2009/07/22/weapon-choice-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-531739 Thu, 23 Jul 2009 06:14:44 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21660#comment-531739 HEY! Hoover was a great president! He did major things to stimulate the economy while his enemy FDR was just blathering about how awesome he was and how Hoover screwed things up (he didn’t, read the book The presidency of Herbert C. Hoover.) The biggest act he made was the Home Loan Bank bill, which kept the hoovervilles from expanding. He also supported and himself created many local-level relief efforts, and (tried) to get charitable donations from bigwigs to help the relief efforts. (he did not do relief at the federal level until later, since he did not want to increase the national debt and use taxpayer money for this). Incedentially, if anyone sucks its Roosevelt, Hoover’s successor. FDR did SO much to mutilate Hoover it’s crazy. He blamed Hoover for the Great Depression,

… are you talking about the vacuum cleaner…?

]]> By: Sir Scarfalot http://failblog.org/2009/07/22/weapon-choice-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-531731 Thu, 23 Jul 2009 06:03:45 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21660#comment-531731 HEY HEY hey. Hoover was one of, if not THE best presidents ever. If you want me to go into detail I can…

]]> By: ShadowTheSniper http://failblog.org/2009/07/22/weapon-choice-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-531697 Thu, 23 Jul 2009 04:00:12 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21660#comment-531697 A fight to the death! With the dangerous cheetoes one will decide who is the better wielder in the battle of the cheesiest. Its so dangerous that they have to have the police stop it before anyone gets hurt.

]]> By: slupine http://failblog.org/2009/07/22/weapon-choice-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-531661 Thu, 23 Jul 2009 02:45:40 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21660#comment-531661 … the real fail here is that they were actually charged with assault for attacking each other with something that doesn’t even hurt when thrown. wtf? it’s cheetoes. They gonna start arresting little kids for food fights now?

]]> By: lunarmommy http://failblog.org/2009/07/22/weapon-choice-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-531658 Thu, 23 Jul 2009 02:35:19 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21660#comment-531658 aww… *patpatpat* keep trying. i have been posting there for a year and a half now, and i’ve had perfectly harmless, family-friendly comments moderated into oblivion. it happens to all of us. just keep trying. (anni might be on to something, maybe the “gay” at the front of your name is tripping the filter, although that would be stupid. maybe try an alias?)

(understand, please, *i’m* not saying there’s anything wrong with “gay” or your name or anything, it’s just that after having some experience with the bizarre perplexities of ICHC and WP moderation, it’s a possibility)

]]> By: Fighter http://failblog.org/2009/07/22/weapon-choice-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-531568 Thu, 23 Jul 2009 00:04:04 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21660#comment-531568 *BAM* Like my 3 Musketeers bar sword? *SHOOM*

]]> By: gaynorvader & Patricia (finished her exams) http://failblog.org/2009/07/22/weapon-choice-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-531533 Wed, 22 Jul 2009 23:10:38 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21660#comment-531533 I wrote something along the lines of
“Duz I haz to speakz in da lol speak on dis?”

]]> By: Lea http://failblog.org/2009/07/22/weapon-choice-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-531424 Wed, 22 Jul 2009 20:53:43 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21660#comment-531424 BOILED BUMBLEBEES

Hey, that’d make a pretty good G-rated expletive, no?

]]> By: Rancid Peanut http://failblog.org/2009/07/22/weapon-choice-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-531418 Wed, 22 Jul 2009 20:49:54 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21660#comment-531418 Yes it is a cereal. But a cheeto is so full of chemicals and additives that there probably isn’t enough cereal in there to even class it as one, despite what it says on the packaging in regards to the amount. I stand by my fail.

]]> By: Kyo http://failblog.org/2009/07/22/weapon-choice-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-531278 Wed, 22 Jul 2009 19:43:41 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21660#comment-531278 Only in Shelbyville :)

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