Comments on: Cookie Warming Fail

By: Owen

Owen — Fri, 08 Apr 2011 20:17:17 +0000

Stick your cookies in my @$$ to make them warm

By: b3nn13

b3nn13 — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 16:51:14 +0000

Mmmmmhm. . Owen.

By: trillionpixie101

trillionpixie101 — Mon, 12 Jul 2010 03:20:24 +0000

this is one of the most strange yet interesting things ive read on the internet!?!?!

By: trillionpixie101

trillionpixie101 — Mon, 12 Jul 2010 03:20:16 +0000

this is one of the most strange yet interesting thigns ive read on the internet!?!?!

By: Scrotabuloid

Scrotabuloid — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 14:06:53 +0000

Ugh… i hope Owen tastes better than Luke did.

By: Gabriell blahh

Gabriell blahh — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 05:47:33 +0000

lol this was extra funny cuz i have a black neighbor named owen who always hits on my mom so i immediately thought of him hahaa

By: Coxinator

Coxinator — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 19:17:58 +0000

So…Wait, those WEREN’T chocolate chips?!?!?!

By: mat

mat — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 23:42:52 +0000

I am definitely moving to Owen. They have free cookie warmers.

By: Andru

Andru — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 03:12:13 +0000

I wonder where exactly in owen are those cookies warmed up… and either way I wouldn’t eat a cookie warmed in owen…

By: blazethewolf

blazethewolf — Sun, 27 Sep 2009 01:57:34 +0000

im not going to take a cookie from ANY guy named owen

By: scott

scott — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 23:09:28 +0000

Does Owen also do poptarts?

By: scott

scott — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 22:59:15 +0000

Those are some huge chocolate chips.

By: heymacarena

heymacarena — Sun, 06 Sep 2009 08:19:07 +0000

Ran Ran Ruu

By: Insert Name Here

Insert Name Here — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 12:15:33 +0000

U.N Owen was her?

By: Malacandra

Malacandra — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 22:30:37 +0000

Oh Quizno’s, you always fail.
XD

By: Zeke Divinos, also known as SonividSulegnaEkez from Youtube, also known as William Zagorski from Texas

Thu, 27 Aug 2009 04:26:04 +0000

I’d hate to think what part of Owen that cookie was warmed in… >XP YUCK

By: Tera

Tera — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 15:57:20 +0000

Ugh, I doubt cookies warmed up in Owen Wilson would taste very good.

By: Owen

Owen — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 07:29:28 +0000

No more cookies, he’s got a bun in the Owen.

By: Karrie

Karrie — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 16:34:02 +0000

Whoever Owen is…I hope he’s tasty XD

By: JackyBoy

JackyBoy — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 03:21:11 +0000

“I’m sorry, sir. Owen’s not here today.”

‘DAMMIT!!! BUT I WANTED A WARM COOKIE!’

“I can make one for you, sir.”

‘But it’s just not the same!’

By: Chloe

Chloe — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 19:00:21 +0000

maybe the person who wrote this was German?

By: kori

kori — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 04:07:08 +0000

FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

By: x

Sun, 02 Aug 2009 13:02:53 +0000

I guess they mean Oven …

By: Owen

Owen — Sun, 02 Aug 2009 12:31:11 +0000

They cook cookies in ME? Ow!

By: Owen

Owen — Sun, 02 Aug 2009 02:51:37 +0000

I’m Owen, and I approve this message.

By: insurance appointment setting

insurance appointment setting — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 19:24:20 +0000

hehe, misspelling is fun

By: Queso

Queso — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 14:49:37 +0000

Lol, as Johnny Extreme said “Its gonna be so extreme, that ist like taking a tray full of cookies and bakin them right into your ass!” xD

By: missandie

missandie — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 07:00:15 +0000

Awh… poor owen… always having cookies shoved in him at the will of the customers… demanding they be warm… poor guy.

By: nooodl

nooodl — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 15:43:07 +0000

No Agatha Christie references in the comments? I hate you people.

By: EpicIsTheMoose

EpicIsTheMoose — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 13:47:46 +0000

Douche Win!!!!

By: EpicIsTheMoose

EpicIsTheMoose — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 13:46:36 +0000

Anal cookie incubation? What will they think of next?

By: Sir Timothy John of the Philippines

Sir Timothy John of the Philippines — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 11:10:51 +0000

UN OWEN WAS THE COOKIES?!
*does the UN OWEN theme*

By: Criminal9021

Criminal9021 — Sun, 26 Jul 2009 23:16:53 +0000

I sure hope this “Owen” isn’t related to Total Drama Island/Action, or there’d be a serious problem with those cookies!
FAIL!

By: Demut

Demut — Sat, 25 Jul 2009 20:24:31 +0000

Did Owen die?

By: Jacko

Jacko — Sat, 25 Jul 2009 18:25:58 +0000

Is it me, or is FAIL Blog running out of ideas?

By: deleted

deleted — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 18:45:51 +0000

I know Indians who don’t do that, actually.

Has anyone mentioned that this Owen guy must just be hot?

By: Shuz

Shuz — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 00:31:06 +0000

If your Indian you’d know it meant OVEN, they change their V’s and W’s.

By: Nerdilicious

Nerdilicious — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 03:20:48 +0000

Owen, that a**hole!

By: Owen the Fifth

Owen the Fifth — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 23:01:43 +0000

I guess I’ll just to vomit it back up again. It will be “warm” then!

By: Daniel

Daniel — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 22:49:42 +0000

What is Owen doing warming up the cookies?

By: ryan

ryan — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 15:38:29 +0000

is owen dead?

By: :D

:D — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 14:38:08 +0000

Who’s Owen?
o_O O_o
the baker… maybe?

By: Cookie

Cookie — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 14:24:18 +0000

Guess where Im cooked…

This isnt a chocolate chip btw

By: Zivhayr

Zivhayr — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 10:21:07 +0000

I don’t :S

By: Yet another Owen

Yet another Owen — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 07:22:44 +0000

This made my day. I’m an Owen, by the way.

By: Gorgon Medusa

Gorgon Medusa — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 07:14:28 +0000

Mr Guppy became a zombie?

Erm, did Tosh become one too?

By: CaptainAwesome

CaptainAwesome — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 06:33:02 +0000

i think i’m going to want to meet owen first

By: Luminaire

Luminaire — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 06:15:26 +0000

Owen must be the name of the toaster Scott was making love to in that Quiznos commercial.

By: A

Wed, 22 Jul 2009 04:27:40 +0000

I don’t know who Owen is but I don’t want my cookies to be warmed inside of him.

By: PHAILE

PHAILE — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 04:13:16 +0000

I’ll let him warm my oven……and eat my cookies. ^_^