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Not a fail. More like Owned…
Owened surely?
Perhaps Owen is “Owening” the people who eat those cookies…
Rather unrelated, but can anyone help me with using my account to post rather than having to type in my name and email?
That is how it works. It’s not really linked to the Cheezburger account.
Yeah, it’s a bummer… you’ll have to email Owen about it.
*squeezies*
Long time no kitty.
*is sad*
That’s how the cookie crumbles in life…
*loves each and every one of you …(you know who you are)*
I don’t :S
Well bleh. How do I set up my avatar then?
Gravatar.com then wait.
Thanks a bunch
Anyway, back to Owen. *Tries to think of witty pun but fails*
Awww. Here, have a warm cookie.
Yeah, have one… it’s ooey-gooey!
Sounds wonderful.
*Proceeds to bathroom with haste*
Post-haste? (luv the avatar, you ‘shroom, you!)
My ‘shroom is smokin’.
I thought the caterpillar sat on the ‘shroom and smoked…
And I sat up in the tree and grinned.
*grins*
Ah, that’s me.
Just a stool.
Similar to Owen’s chocolate cookies.
*nudges BFF farther out on limb*
Hee! That’s my specialty!
*grins* *disappears*
Those are some huge chocolate chips.
I wonder where exactly in owen are those cookies warmed up… and either way I wouldn’t eat a cookie warmed in owen…
HAHAHA!!! Oh, Arthur!… Heh heh!
Well, at least I know now that jam has dark hair. Didn’t see that before.
*roffles*
Tsk!
Umm… I had a breast and ass reduction.
*squeezies*
I know, I know…I’m going!
*heads up to bed*
*tries to tackle the Dragon*
*fails because of size and weight discrepancy*
*squeezes instead*
*grabs tip of tail; is flicked skyward*
Whooooo! Wheeee! Good thing I have wings!
*squeezes beloved Dragon with wind-tossed hugs*
Owen is my Boyfriend’s name O_o
Owen, that a**hole!
noob fail
Possibly even a win for Owen.
does owen have a cookie fart video?
who’s owen and how is he warming my oven again?
I’ll let him warm my oven……and eat my cookies. ^_^
Does Owen also do poptarts?
I am definitely moving to Owen. They have free cookie warmers.
Owen is hot stuff. I’ve seen him.
Wooooo boy.
It’s another Owen – this guy is just warm.
After the initial excitement, my feelings towards him are cooling.
*morning squeeze*
How are you today?
*squeeze!*
I wouldn’t trust Owen’s “Chocolate” cookies. You don’t know where they’ve been.
Fine, thank you. Looking forward to tomorrow and to next week – vacation! Woohoo! How are you?
Yeah, I got burnt before asking for chocolate cookies. never again.
I’m alright ta. Going anywhere exciting for the vacation? Or kicking back and relaxing?
First to the Baltic See, then to Heidelberg. So I’m going somewhere, but nowhere exciting.
My GF is going to Italy, though. I’m jealous!
Cool, you going to get some pics?
Is the secret to a happy relationship seperate holidays then?
Sure, I’ll upload some to MySpace.
Hehe, no. The Baltic Sea and Heidelberg will see us both, she’ll be in Italy in between for some days, visiting her friends there. I couldn’t afford to see all three destinations. But two isn’t too bad, considering my last real holiday was about ten years ago…
Cool! I look forward to seeing them
Owen has a cookie in the oven? He’s pregnant?
No, no. He’s just keeping it warm so it can hatch.
Heeheehee.
Ooo, baby cookie monsters?
…or monster cookies!
Eat them before they eat you?!? 0.0
I think we eat them when they eat us…
*waits for monster cookie with flamethrower behind back*
No, but his wife pushed one out sideways, and she didn’t scream or nuthin’.
First!
Fisrt fail, second jeckond, third owen, fourth has the cookie.
Actually, second is The Moomin.
But the picture book said that moomin was 5th 0_o
And safety is third.
That’s it I’m getting a new picture book, this one lies, LIES!!!!
That wasn’t very funny.
We’re not laughing about you, Owen.
It wasn’t suspose to be, it’s true. I read it I’m a picture book before.
( is it just me or are these names…getting..creepy)
Try a tasty Owen instead…
If they were warmed in a cookie I’ll take 23.
Captain Zissou, my name is Ned Plimpton.
Sorry, Aja… I’m baked… the reference slid off the cookie sheet!
Sorry, I was looking for a line that had more to do with the topic at hand.
It’s from Owen Wilson in The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou.
I’m only half baked…didn’t warm with Owen long enough I guess.
Toasted is an aquired taste.
I hear bli(n)tz are pretty good.
*i tried*
‘I tried, but I couldn’t do it… nobody can eat just one… of those Lay(ed) me (potato) chips… ‘
*needs to smack self in head with keyboard, like Granny*
Once you pop, you just can’t stop!
The blaze(ed) in the Owen is too low.
These cookies have a decidedly fudgy taste to them, wouldn’t you say?
I was more disturbed by the sweetcorn cookir variety.
*morning squeeze*
Damned keyboard, having letters close together!
*shakes fist at keyboard*
I don’t care, I just found a bunch of owen chocolate chips in my cats litter box
It’ll be all right… those R E-zily confoozled! *squeezes the one and only Moomin!*
*munches on owen chocolate chips*
Mmm…
Want some moomin? They’re nice and warm..
Well I’m gonna get ready for my trip to colarado, ave fun guys
*sqeeze for all*
Have a good one
Owen’s gonna sh*t when he hears about this!
How do you think I got my chocolate chips for free?
Is the cookie dead?
Yep, those roaches won’t move again, ’til the end.
Let’s just say that owen is practacing CPR shall we?
This was a mini-fail.
I guess I likez my fails to fail on many failure levels.
Likez? LIKEZ?!
*head explodes*
Really, I am surprised that no one has tried to kill me off yet with my horrendous typing skills. One of the reasons I was worried to post here.
Its all the LC’s (lolcats) fault……i just came from there. Now look i blew someones head up.
*Salutes the General’s body*
Oh don’t worry, I was just teasing you. Welcome to FailBlog! We’ve already met several of your comrades.
^.^ Ty and i was being sarcastic. The net and forums have no tone of voice
No edumacation needed to be a mistress.
Owen died, became a zombie (and King of the Weevils – clickie for that) but now he’s just toast.
Someone else has been watching the Torchwood! Owen is dead again btw.
Oh well. I only care bout Jack anyway!
*skips away merrily*
Me too
Yay! another Torchwood fan! Owen was my favorite.
Burn Gorman, who played him, can warm my cookies anytime! 
Mr Guppy became a zombie?
Erm, did Tosh become one too?
Ooh, Torchwood cookies. Toshed by hand, warmed in the Owen.
(Obviously, pre-Season 2 Torchwood cookies, mind you …)
You don’t want to eat the Jack Harkness cookies. They keep coming back.
You don’t think Owen warming cookies internally is funny?
And is Owen behind all of the darkside cookies?
Talk about cookies from the Dark Side.
In Soviet Russia cookies warm you! (and your browser, too)
Who is this Owen guy?if the cookie is warmed inside of him. Did someone cut him open with a light saber and then the cookie is put inside of him?So many question arise from this fail.
Good morning all.I think mmmmmm a warm sensation comes over me.
Hello. My name actually is Owen, i love cookies but refute all other accusations, observations and hyperbole.
Very amusing though!
Are the cookies ready Owen?Owen?
Owen…. Can I have a cookie!?!? Plllllllllzzzzzz
Hardcore! I never realised you could bake cookies in me!
Whoever this “Owen” is must be hot.
Nah, he’s just warm.
Some horrible news. It appears the average human body temperature is around 37c (98f). Technically this means that you could all have cookies warmed in ‘Owen’.
bathe in the warm liquedy glow of pwnd
Hahahaha! I think I’ll pass on that cookie.
I think Owen passed that cookie.
Owen
Owen
Owen
Owen
Owen
Owen
This is Owen and Owen
Fudge cookies no doubt.
Sad thing is the v and the w are no where close on a keyboard!! Someone ate the paint chips
Or they’re from a country where W’s sound like V’s (Poland, Germany, etc.)
Warming location fail
‘Warmed In Owen’ To be honest I think I will pass on this one ¬.¬
Yeah I really don’t want anything that’s been in Owen.
But Owen is in terrific shape, he eats well and only organic, he takes care of his body and has good hygiene. I think it should be fine.
Or is the terrific shape in Owen? Maybe Owen is in Soviet Russia.
All this has nothing to do with Owen. You see, this was Ensign Chekov’s summer job before he joined Starfleet.
Quiznos fail
I would like to meet this Owen.
Mmmm… Ass cookies.
OWEN!!! YOU CLUMSY POOPS!! What’d'ya do that for!?
AN OWEN!!
dam ive always been using an oven -.-”
No, an Owen is an oven, using the Polish alphabet.
who stiill has a name like Owen anymore?
obviously someone who sticks cookies up his ass…
i didnt warm no cookie…
not sure i want to know where he warmed it eww
you americans really should learn to speak and write english…
We shoved them up his bum. They’re quite delicious. Chocolate chip, in fact.
warmed in owen? like Garry Owen? 2-7 CAV! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaa
I’m Owen – and so’s my wife. And the cookies are delicious. Try some!
I don’t know who Owen is but I don’t want my cookies to be warmed inside of him.
Owen must be the name of the toaster Scott was making love to in that Quiznos commercial.
i think i’m going to want to meet owen first
This made my day. I’m an Owen, by the way.
Guess where Im cooked…
This isnt a chocolate chip btw
Who’s Owen?
o_O O_o
the baker… maybe?
is owen dead?
What is Owen doing warming up the cookies?
I guess I’ll just to vomit it back up again. It will be “warm” then!
If your Indian you’d know it meant OVEN, they change their V’s and W’s.
Douche Win!!!!
I know Indians who don’t do that, actually.
Has anyone mentioned that this Owen guy must just be hot?
Is it me, or is FAIL Blog running out of ideas?
Did Owen die?
I sure hope this “Owen” isn’t related to Total Drama Island/Action, or there’d be a serious problem with those cookies!
FAIL!
UN OWEN WAS THE COOKIES?!
*does the UN OWEN theme*
Anal cookie incubation? What will they think of next?
No Agatha Christie references in the comments? I hate you people.
Awh… poor owen… always having cookies shoved in him at the will of the customers… demanding they be warm… poor guy.
Lol, as Johnny Extreme said “Its gonna be so extreme, that ist like taking a tray full of cookies and bakin them right into your ass!” xD
hehe, misspelling is fun
I’m Owen, and I approve this message.
They cook cookies in ME? Ow!
I guess they mean Oven …
FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
maybe the person who wrote this was German?
“I’m sorry, sir. Owen’s not here today.”
‘DAMMIT!!! BUT I WANTED A WARM COOKIE!’
“I can make one for you, sir.”
‘But it’s just not the same!’
Whoever Owen is…I hope he’s tasty XD
No more cookies, he’s got a bun in the Owen.
Ugh, I doubt cookies warmed up in Owen Wilson would taste very good.
I’d hate to think what part of Owen that cookie was warmed in… >XP YUCK
Oh Quizno’s, you always fail.
XD
U.N Owen was her?
Ran Ran Ruu
im not going to take a cookie from ANY guy named owen
So…Wait, those WEREN’T chocolate chips?!?!?!
lol this was extra funny cuz i have a black neighbor named owen who always hits on my mom so i immediately thought of him hahaa
Ugh… i hope Owen tastes better than Luke did.
this is one of the most strange yet interesting thigns ive read on the internet!?!?!
this is one of the most strange yet interesting things ive read on the internet!?!?!
Mmmmmhm. . Owen.
Stick your cookies in my @$$ to make them warm